/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>76583259

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/dljrh0.mp4

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>>76603749
SNIFFFFF

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Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

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>>76603749
Based Gurass poster.

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[Anonymous No.]

my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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https://youtu.be/0QJhVae3pJs

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What are you doing for your pre-stream preparations, chumbies?

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I fucking hate pebbles. Fuck off. You're not welcome. God damned enabling yesmen faggots.

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Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you Gura, totally not crying right now...
https://youtu.be/yvowrOfCNHk

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embed embed embed embed embed embed embed embed embed huhaha

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Why do we have to be subjected to the Orange Bastard in a ggg thread?

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Curses! My impenetrable ruse has been unraveled! You've won this round, chumbuds!

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76603859
samen

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>>76603888

[Anonymous No.]

Maxg oy laffe roqk g ywaoyne vkgin

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>>76599049
Stop being a beta bitch

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>>76603871
of course she immediately jumps on the opportunity to play with her friends, but not when it comes to spending time with her fans, of course...

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I am worried that Gura is an even bigger menhara than Kronii, that's why she isn't streaming, i think Gura has been 0.1 inch from going absolutely berzerk on her "fanbase" and telling them to go fist their own assholes and never come back

I am 100% sure Gura is sick and tired of her viewers and wants to verbally abuse them for 1 hour and then graduate

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>>76604090
Even using descriptors like beta, alpha, omega etc makes you the lowest of them all in the foodchain. Unreal that you don't cringe at yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura overlapping Doki? Does she hate her?

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>>76598765
File downloaded

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura talk to AI bots?

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>>76604235
based if true, I hope niji puts out more slop, so Gura will stream!

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>>76603968
a) The puns and edit are surreal and funny in their own right
b) It's funny to watch TDS-brainlets with no self-awareness take the bait and seethe
c) It's 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

Gura dreams about becoming poor again

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It’s getting worse instead of better.

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>>76604235
What the fuck is Doki?

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>>76603882
Gotta work and phone-watch tonight sadly, so just my usual pre-work routine

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>76604428
Yeah I don't know what shitposters want anymore. They just shit the thread up no matter what.

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hehe it looks like she's having a poop

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>>76604332
Orange Bastard is Kiara you fucking idiot

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>>76604452
Some fembud

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>>76604492
I thought that was the guy from code geass

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>>76604483
Retard it's not shitposters anymore, is it insane to think after months of abuse the chumbuds have just had it? Kys yesbud

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>>76604661
I thought you were talking about the threadshitters...

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>>75380755 (You)
>>75380811
>>75381131 (You)
>>75381258
>>75382920 (You)
>>75383282
So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

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>>76604492
>Orange bastard is Kiara
Do ESLs not realize that "bastard" is specifically an insult for males

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>>76604548
I thought that was chuubi

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Subnautica is so boring. Wish it was a karaoke instead.

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>>76603882
I think I'll just play some video games and then pop a frozen pizza in the oven.

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>76604830
Its okay, I'm pretty tired of karaoke these days because of the perms issues.

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>>76604868
Fembuds are a myth

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>>76604937
>fauna
>okayu
>panpiano
>mittsu
why do you close your eyes chumbie

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>>76604830
You should tell her that, maybe she'll switch then

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>>76604937

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>>76605016
No don't encourage him. I want to watch games while gooba talks

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>>76604661
You proved him correct, threadshitter. Amazing display.

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>>76604772
>specifically an insult for males
Episode #83038 of people saying incorrect shit with 100% conviction. Amputating your brain was probably a bad idea given how retarded the outcome is

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>>76605005
>>76605028
Vtubers don't count. Images of cosplayers don't count. Your personal experience doesn't count. Fembuds don't exist because I can't find a girlfriend. That's that.

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>>76605173
but mittsu is a fembud artist

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>>76604830
Sorry, singing is reserverd for events and sponsor now.

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>>76604524
Is she still a fembud? All shes done is make goob fanart 4 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a settlement of fembuds in my asshole. Should I gas?

[Anonymous No.]

So are you watching hockey chumbies?

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I don't know what's wrong with some people. Personally I'm just excited for my wife's stream tonight.

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GURA HATES NORMIES

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>>76605506
Based. I hate normalfags too

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>>76605423
I would be excited too if I would not know that she will ghost again after this stream for multiple weeks (or longer)

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>>76605506
is that why she rarely streams? there's a ton of normies in her fanbase

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>>76605614
>normie
begone normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>76605506
She is a normie herself now, gremling is a thing of the past

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>>76605423
If they aren't seething at Gura, then something is wrong for them.

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>>76605399
No. I can't watch hockey, I lose the puck from my sight every two seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>76605165
>ESLs
>lecturing native English speakers
>on how English works
>again
Nahone

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>>76605653
fuck off, I was replying to the anon who called them that.

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>>76605817
He isn't wrong though anon. Bastard isn't used for women.

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>>76605399
I did last night but not today

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a casual and streams for casuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76606016
Most women are casuals. None of the EN girls willingly play kinoge

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>>76605886
Yes, I'm saying the anon who thinks "bastard" can be used as a generic insult for women is the ESL, because it's specifically used for males

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I am not Gura

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>>76606118
Oh sorry chumbie. I thought you were the other guy calling you ESL.

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>>76606119
Hmmm...

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>>76606202
No worries chumbie, disorientation often follows in Pajeet's wake
Now gimme a kith

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Gura was cursed by a witch, making her unable to stream more than once a month.

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>>76605423
Does she have two tails or only a cat tail

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>>76604772
>>76605817
>>76605886
>>76606118
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/bastard

"a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child" (original meaning, no specific gender)

2a: "a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person" (still no specific gender)

2b: "a person, especially a man" (especially a man, still not exclusively to a man)

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bastard

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bastard

"an unpleasant person" (still not gendered, still not just for men)

In its original meaning it applied to both genders, in it's current meaning (an unlikable PERSON) it's still not gendered or specifically only for describing men, in no current dictionary does any support a claim that the word is specifically for men

You guys are hyper-mega retarded, it is insane how people like you guys can be so wrong with internet at your fingertips as to which it takes no more than 5 seconds to verify how fucking braindead you guys are and your parents should retroactively abort you guys

You are wasting several watts by being completely retarded, i want 0.2 cents reimbursed. Now fuck off, you guys are wrong, incredible wrong, end of story, will not comment any further with people with as severe retardation as you guys

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>>76606692
I speak American, not english. No one uses bastard for chicks.

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>>76606692

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>>76606548
waiting for that once a month

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>please help me
It's a desperate plea, I can save her!

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>>76607011
I'll do anything I can to help her

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>>76604889

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UOOOOOH, she's REALLY clamping down on me, she wants as much goom in her womb as she can for the stream...

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>>76607011
I want to blend her tears with my cum

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>>76606692
You are an idiot.
As was explained to you last time, dictionaries are not prescriptive. The usage of "bastard" as an insult is not the technical, legal usage indicating the legitimacy of a child.
If used as an insult, "bastard" is generally, specifically used for males. Therefore, unless you KNOW the person being insulted is female (for absurdity and/or effect), if it is ambiguous, it is fair to infer the one being insulted is a male.
The fact that native speakers all have this understanding is clear evidence that this is the convention. Language does not exist outside of the way it is used by its native speakers. Stop relying on dictionaries as a substitute for the actual organic reality, that is a common pitfall of ESLs.

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I don’t like Gura but I enjoy watching her cuntent TuT

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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Are you a bumba boobie?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a chumbabooey?

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Gura needs your goom, not your money

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>>76607622
>>76607589
ye

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>>76607622
Yes I am mister

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>>76607622
Yes I am and MY MOMMY IS ALMOST HOME!!!
WAHHHHH!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I just love Gura.

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>>76607796
based and same desu

[Anonymous No.]

This is what Gura likes.

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>>76607622
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's about to be home

[Anonymous No.]

Are we edging now?

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>>76606692
As has been pointed out, you are so painfully, hilariously wrong yet self-assured in your own stupidity.
Admitting that you rely on "dictionaries" (lol) and "the internet" (LOL) as authoritative and infallible (especially when it's been demonstrated that they lie to advance agendas in the past) over the tangible reality of how a language is used in practice shows that you have no real experience to refer to and that you do not understand how language works in general, and you should feel embarrassed and humiliated over having to do so.
This is the equivalent of trusting a "fact-check" of a primary source, over the primary source itself. Literal chimpanzee logic.
You are a drooling amoeba, and should do the world a favor by committing suicide instead of doubling down even harder when corrected. Spare us your insipid, braindead presence.

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>>76608191
I think the kids call it "gooning" now.

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>>76608772
No, they're complete opposites. In edging the objective is to not cum. In gooning the objective is to cum.

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>>76608825
I see, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

How dare chumbie prime go live right before my daughterwife does…

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[Anonymous No.]

I was busy playing Ghost of Tsushima, did Goob say anything in the pre chat yet?

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>>76610200
no

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>>76609999
checked

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>>76609999
maybe she isn't chumbie prime after all...

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone know when gura did the likes? she did the retweet at 21 minutes but it's the last one she liked which suggests that she did the other likes earlier than that

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>>76609999
Okayu isn't live

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>>76609999
>>76610492
>>76610612
>pushing this shit when you know Gura watches Fauna before streams sometimes

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>>76610653
I got some shit for you to push, bud

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>>76610492
Fauna gives gura strength and when fauna is finished, she watches gooba.

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Hi @anonymous, @anonymous, @anonymous

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>>76610756
Hi @anonymous !

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didn't some faggot say he would "wheelbarrow" her next stream? well where are you, coward?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I should buy 4 mcdoubles before the stream.

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>>76603859

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stream later
won't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>76611260
please read the thread chumbie... gura is gong to get sick and die if you don't read the thread you have to do it you have ot read the thread...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there will be new Gura merch released later today?

[Anonymous No.]

stream now
won't love the thread
I READ GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76610544
just check the last few threads for when the WIFE spam kicked in

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>>76611457
I did, it kicked in after Gura did the retweet

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MY wife

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>>76611618
MY post

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[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76611260
I barely even skim through the threads during streams. My wife needs my full attention!
They're always a chaotic unreadable mess anyway so it's not like I'm missing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

hey chumbies, i just nutted to your oshi

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>>76611958
I wait until after streams to read the thread and I usually regret doing so. I should just pay more attention to chat and pretend that's the thread.

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GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Are we all creepy perverts?

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>>76612106
I mostly just scan through for images and new soundposts.
The rest is mostly like a chat for the stream anyway, but with a mix of the rest of the board's shitposters trying... whatever.

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im the emperor of /ggg/

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>>76612481
onahole, just in time!

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>>76612411
please repost any good images and soundposts in later threads cause I'm probably going to be skipping this thread like I said

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im the king of /ggg/

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I'm just glad she isn't afraid of us anymore

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>>76612641
she probably still is

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gura should make an alt/sub channel so she can stream to a smaller audience and be more comfortable

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>>76612859
she already has one, it's on twitch.

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>>76612557
God I've been needing to fuck you, now bend over.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76613007
chat told her not to stream on twitch

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>>76613143
I didn't

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>>76613143
Chat was right. There is literally nothing she can do on twitch that she can't do on YT and the platform is worse in nearly every way.

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>>76613143
And she cares so much what her fans think now?

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>>76613143
when she asked about react content I suggested to do it on twitch, so she doesn't get in twouble

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>>76613253
He asked that she wants smaller audience. Going twitch would probably cut that in half. I probably would stop watching just because of that.

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new like

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>>76613634
thank you chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies I bought 2 big macs and a couple of mcdoubles

[Anonymous No.]

another new like

[Anonymous No.]

I always feel all antsy right before a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

bros we are so back

[Anonymous No.]

>prechat talked about pizza
the hardest part is the dough but it's actually easy
you can do the lazy no knead way too.
just add yeast, flour and water to a bowl following your desired hydration level (I like 60%, use a scale)
add a pinch of salt and a dash olive oil (helps with browning) if you want
get the everything incorporated then leave it to ferment in the fridge for a 2+ days, flipping the dough once a day

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>>76613965
did you not know the ceo of mcdonalds personally put a bullet through a palestinian child’s head for every big mac someone buys?

[Anonymous No.]

>At a minimum, you are required to do one stream per quarter.

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>>76614127
bud, that's a shrimp

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>>76614424
sounds based AF

[Anonymous No.]

>>76614528
That's an ant, and so is this.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is in chat, she turned slow mode off

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>>76614819
why was slow mode on

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[Anonymous No.]

Im surprised that there are people that don't know what subnautica is by now

[Anonymous No.]

ok 33mins out
I still got time to shit and shower

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>>76615027
It wasn't a big game

[Anonymous No.]

witness as the view counts of every current live stream plummets when our goob arrives

[Anonymous No.]

>>76615027
it's not that hard to avoid gaming information, imagine what those weirdos who buy sneakers all the time think about your knowledge of sneakers and you'll get it

[Anonymous No.]

Those pebblefaggots need to know their place.

[Anonymous No.]

30 minutes to sharg

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you enjoy your pity bi-monthly stream chumbud lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>76615073
>>76615144
I guess I take my gaming knowledge for granted sometimes. One time I told a coworker that I played tarkov one time and he had no idea what that game is.

[Anonymous No.]

Wife soon!

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>>76615357
like 90% of my gaming knowledge comes from vtubers now

[Anonymous No.]

She has to use her Atlantis princess outfit tonight right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should definitely be naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>76615744
I wish I said "nothing"... my mind went immediately to "atlantean" because it's my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>76615744
>what should I wear this stream *twirls hair*

[Anonymous No.]

I'm also wearing nothing right now :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>76615744
does it count as saying wear nothing if I responded minutes late? I think it does

[Anonymous No.]

Was, Bjoarn the groomer that tried sliding into *indo's dms? I want to make sure I'm blocking the right tards in chat

[Anonymous No.]

Every time we come back from a long break I always feel a bit weird. Like I'm not used to her streaming again.

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>>76616915
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

mittsu should draw gura without clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>76616754
block him anyways, whether or not it was him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617131
>implying she hasn't already

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617220
mittsu should draw gura without clothes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617269
and publicly share it*

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, Gura is streaming and I'm not banned for calling an indian an indian? what is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617344
Privately share it to me, Gura's favorite chumbie and her husband*

[Anonymous No.]

god I hate these jerkoff sessions when people send gifts

[Anonymous No.]

>>76615744
i was literally coming home to post 'i hope gura reveals a new outfit where she's not wearing any clothes' and then i open the thread and see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617444
just ignore them. it's not hard, you're just retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617422
Yeah, me.

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>>76617483
fuck off, it's literally spam and I report it as such

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone blocked everybody so only (You) are in the chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617444
Gifts are how you get the attention of fembuds, it's a part of the mating ritual.

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>>76617724
you mostly get attention from buttbuds though

[Anonymous No.]

nice gifts

[Anonymous No.]

Cute shark soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyone in chat that can comfortably part with $5, Buy or gift a membership, give our gooba a welcome she won't forget.
jesus christ cringe CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Chumbuds. I'm curious to know how you guys manage to keep your thread going and your passion burning even when your oshi goes a month or more without streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617444
I wasn't going to say anything about it, but yeah it does seem like a bit much.

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>>76617940
schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't know mittsu was a girl? I know her race though. She spoke my language once. But the way she talked wasn't that like a girl.

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>>76618006
this, but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617801
That's also part of the ritual, you have to find the fembuds in the middle of all the buttbuds to continue onto the next part.

[Anonymous No.]

Im not really happy with my super ideas so far, we haven't had a stream in a month so you'd think it should be easy to come up with something but when we don't know what she's doing I have no idea what to talk or ask about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618048
Which language ?

[Anonymous No.]

How does the pay cut with gifting work? Since its memberships won't she technically get more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617444
I'm watching and it's amazing how they have not hit anyone with a former hairpin or trident watching with their tails between their legs. Gifts targeting chat activity must be a myth or they all really just fucked off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618223
it's the same as supas afaik

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618158
ask her what movies we're watching for movie may

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618202
Tagalog. And the way she spoke was like a dude

[Anonymous No.]

Insider here. Gura was supposed to stream yesterday but council anniversary prevent that from happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618048
It's probably not a girl. All of these people just want it to be a girl. There is no proof other than Mittsu saying it. They don't want to think about Gura giving so much and attention to and interacting with a guy. So they'll believe Mittsu is a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618158
Why not ask her if she will finally return to regular streams?

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>>76617940
I love 'er, simple as.
We also always have constant routine visits from the board's shitposters that just can't help but be upset at my girl for literally anything she does or doesn't do.
It can't be helped.

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>>76618379
that was 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

blue horizon for sure this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618468
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618158
Membership badges she said would come out this stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76617940
God/Jesus has been gone for thousands of years but people still worship them
It's the same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618223
I heard Cover doesn’t take a cut from memberships, so she gets more from it compare to a 5 or 10 dollar superchat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618468
Gura probably believes Mittsu is a girl too, that's part of why Mittsu gets special treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618545
dumbud check the description we already know it isn't blue horizon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618576
Someone already sent one about that, and I'm sure chat will remind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618468
Are you a newfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618670
Sad, how many times did she even use the op?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright my wife's about to be on. Try not to keep the threadshitters too entertained before I get back, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

WILL SHE BEAT DOKI?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that if you're a pedo child fucker, that Gura loathes you and wishes you dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618836
I'll be heading out too, later losers

[Anonymous No.]

Wings is more excited to get attention from chat again than watch Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618842
Idk if Gura likes beating her dooki, but I like swallowing hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618842
go back numermonkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618873
Meanwhile, actual Gura wants us to lust for her >>76615744

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618906
and you care because...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76618985
>brain damaged coomer equates even the most mundane shit like choosing an outfit with sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619099
Don't insult my GoopGoop like that.

[Anonymous No.]

gura doko

[Anonymous No.]

>quietly collecting sharkpiss

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619099
You're obviously a fucking virgin lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619099

[Anonymous No.]

Platnium Rank Chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

Her lil heart is probably beating so fast right now...

[Anonymous No.]

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Stream starting chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619331
so is my dick

[Anonymous No.]

CHOTTO MATTE CHOTTO MATTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619331
we have so much in common... but for different reasons

[Anonymous No.]

I love this dumb shark

[Anonymous No.]

This is the pre-stream refreshment line.
Please form a line with a cup in hand to receive it.

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GOSLING TODAY!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

why did she steal this song from kiara

[Anonymous No.]

My girlfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

doot doot mothafucka

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619587
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619535
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

THERE SHE IS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a chotto matte enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

why don't you have a 43-month membership?

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619587
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

this fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

Gura forgot she played Subnautica before.

[Anonymous No.]

My shork brained wife I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh...Gura remembers her animated intro right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619587
she unironically stole it from Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619670
You just brought back an ancient /f/ memory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uqnKQwwcJo

[Anonymous No.]

Gura forgor she played subnautica

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING BRAT

[Anonymous No.]

THIS BRAT

[Anonymous No.]

WHICH chumbud will be correcting Gura today???????

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619761
I was a poorfag for like 6 months while watching but I only started watching a year after debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619761
>tfw I lost my job 2 years ago and couldn't afford membership, but would be around 40 months if I didn't lose it...

[Anonymous No.]

everything this girl does is so cute and cunny!!!! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

NAKED SHARK UOGH

[Anonymous No.]

it's too late gura, i've already goomed

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619883
fuck me I'm old

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED GURA NAKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619761
google won't give me my account back fuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619761
this >>76619929

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619925
me

[Anonymous No.]

>not the animated intro
meaning she ain't here to stay and the burnout arc continues. You may laugh at me now

[Anonymous No.]

>Funny british accent slurring the words I'm so exited

Has to be a fucking NostalgiaCritic reference, right, like that faggot Filmbrain?

[Anonymous No.]

how does Gura just not stream for like a year, then stream again without being rusty at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>December 2014
Oh.. that's when I started my current job

[Anonymous No.]

It had to be after 2012 because the retarded jewish fag who made it made the game because he was upset that obongo did sandy hook and wanted to ban guns. Only the song guy was based so he got fired for subnautica 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620121
you don't matter to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620061 (me)
except I started watching 3 months after debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620180
She doesn't act. She just is herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76619761
I have 42 month membership because I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>please forgive me

[Anonymous No.]

I am broke and jobless so my membership ran out a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Dokibird destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

doesn't feel like you missed us, Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Whats wrong with mori? I don't keep up with that chick

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620333
within the first few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

GURA STUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620444
she died or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620444
She's more machine now than man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620444
Double knee replacement surgery after blowing me too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620397
Gura's got good aim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620444
>Whats wrong with mori?
rhetorical question

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620444
She had a knee surgery, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620573
I made this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620444
She got ankle or knee surgery. She's fine, just recovering.

[Anonymous No.]

CORK BOARD MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620329
This thread is in rough straights if you’re the only other chumbud posting right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620619
Gotta have a reason to hit the lean now that cover is up to her drug use.

[Anonymous No.]

COWABUNGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620444
she got a case of the fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620180
Gura literally never adjusted to streaming so this is always gonna be her. All the entertainment factor comes from her blasting her random thoughts at us

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620822
Black Desert bud reporting in!

[Anonymous No.]

My daughterwife ate blue stone

[Anonymous No.]

She doesn't like limestone but the dark blue stone that she chews on? What?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura yapping
Music to my ears

[Anonymous No.]

?

[Anonymous No.]

>"I've done nothing interesting l"
Yeah that's exactly what we want to hear after disappearing for a month

[Anonymous No.]

i was sure she was gonna say dark meat

[Anonymous No.]

so she's probably living with her parents, good at least someone is tard wrangling her

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620953
Gooba has pica.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WHO IS MAKING FUN OF MY WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621011
At least it's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621127
I'm thinking its one of the west coast girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621011
im not even surprised, by her own admission she hasn't been doing anything but you guys keep making excuses that she's busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620457
2k diff is destroyed? pedos really out here defending guras 1 stream every 90 days lol

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy! I bet that she's going to make this into series of streams! I can't wait to see her play through this game to completion!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621241
Gura's already played subnautica for one stream in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621241
Korone didn't finish this game either. Its okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621241
2 hr stream to collect the next few months worth of rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>76620916
Hey another one, now we just need overnight bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621230
cope

[Anonymous No.]

Gura no please don't say it

[Anonymous No.]

as always she acts like nothing is wrong and she did not just disappear for a month
its always the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621011
Would you really prefer it if she said she was having sooo much fun without you?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oX69BrixGA
Gura watched this, btw. We're on the same algorithm, the same brain waves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621383
that's a really dumb shitpost considering she gets a shitload more from merch, she's 100% a millionaire at this point

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will never pop your zits and lick off the puss.

[Anonymous No.]

What people is she talking to that they like to pop other people's zits? Gura will not pop your back zit. She would watch the pop zit videos but she hasn't in a while. So she would watch Dr. Pimple Popper?

[Anonymous No.]

why did people say she wouldn't get 15k viewers this stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621580
why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621505
Yes and I've already forgive her once I hear her voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621580
stop posting for several days

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621608
>people

[Anonymous No.]

I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOUTUBE. WHY IS MY FUCKING BROWSER CHAT SHADOWBANNED BUT MY PHONE ISN'T. I literally have premium and don't use an adblock. What in the fuck could these retards have against my account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621011
So she had no excuse when she said "see you in couple of days"? Probably trying to memory hole that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621674
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621537
all me

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621505
You can leave, pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

For a while Youtube Shorts fed me a bunch of hoof cleaning videos and then stopped for some reason. Guess it was because of gura's influence on my algorithm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621774
I was eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621657
this is why you get less then 1 stream per week nowadays on average

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621857
Aim better next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>chuu
I think gura lurks /#/

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing Gura on the forehead. She definitely loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been so long without a love bomb bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Will we get a chat at the end? That is all i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621505
Thats why I left and watch Biboo now instead. There is nothing left here for you, only casual content for casual viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622002
Even Gura knows that /#/ has more chumbuds than /ggg/ now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621890
I can't help it. I feel sorry for calling her a lazy bitch now. I just can't be mad at her especially when I saw her alive...

[Anonymous No.]

same-chan under the sea~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622187
Cool story. Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622210
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura finally open her own bakery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622245
Because you keep posting about Gura in my thread and spam the catalog with threads about her.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my lazy bitch oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621537
I call every vtuber fan that thinks this a retard, but recently I think she’s the only one it could be true for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622187
Have fun with walmart Gura then. I checked her karaoke out and Biboo is a horrible singer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622197
Yeah I noticed. /ggg/ has more threadshitters than chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622245
His oshi is so irrelevant that nobody talks about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622349
No I don't

[Anonymous No.]

don't worry guys, Gura forgot about us for a month because she was busy baking cakes! for me

[Anonymous No.]

Gura made a Victorious sponge. Baked from scratch, and all mixture too small. Looked nice when baked, but the inside was mush. Gut inside but now it's a donut sponge cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622410
Calling her Walmart Gura sounds like a compliment for that gen alpha shitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621593
I had a female friend that liked to do that it was very weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622349
>you
lmao sure
i bet you are the one spamming catalog threads about gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621393
Present and accounted for, off to nightshift now
Hope she's cute, looking forward to vod

[Anonymous No.]

i thought she hated raspberries

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622495
victorian
shes a fancy lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622410
She wish she was Walmart Gura lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622410
I don't watch her for her karaoke, nor do I care about Gura's singing, which has gotten significantly worse btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76621511
id like her to say she's been busy and has been working on exiting hololive stuff

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to eat that cake for her

[Anonymous No.]

I am boycotting this stream in progress, have she asked where "Liam#3409" is?

[Anonymous No.]

>prerecorded slop

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622561
Maybe she doesn't like the texture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622599
Tell biboo to play some Good Games once in a while. Gamer of EN my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is eating cakes and desserts every day, she really is getting fat...

[Anonymous No.]

God I could listen to her ramble like this forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622599
sure son, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622561
Women don't actually know what they want or like.

[Anonymous No.]

This shark is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

She made too much blueberry cake. She's got jam making down pat. butter cream and cardamon. mint decorated. Also, she spoke a million miles a minute there. She's growing her mint plant? Mint is consumer of all soil it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is so smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622620
Oh sweet summer child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622561
I hate Blueberries but I like it’s juice and flavoring. I’m like that with literally every fruit. I either like the fruit or it’s juice/flavor form

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622776
Thank you, I love my shark!

[Anonymous No.]

She's not going to scan things, will she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622647
Oh look its the numberfagging fagoon
GET FUCKED lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura will never bake delicious cake for you
why even fucking live?

[Anonymous No.]

Fat tail supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622832
Why don’t you go to your wife’s thread then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622721
he says as gura plays this slop
>>76622767
???

[Anonymous No.]

How gooey is Gura down there?

[Anonymous No.]

I will paid 500 for a Gura's cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622725
She has been on a fat spree for almost a year now, ate everything she could get her hands on in JP & Taiwan this year, last year she constantly talked about pizzas, BBQ buffés, candy, sodas, etc etc

I would not be surprised if she have gained over 20lbs in 1 year, probably more

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622983
If the lights were out you would easily mistake her for a slime girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622983
Like warm apple pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622964
I expect more from the Gamer of EN. Wheres the kinoge?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura likes moth and wants to make a moth trap?

[Anonymous No.]

How much have they gifted so far 300?

[Anonymous No.]

my bug chasing wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623038
>>76623055
>>76622983
You assholes are making want to draw gooey Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

One stream in a fucking month and I can't even chat with her. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I hate this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622964
holy shit keep seething you obsessed pscho lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623076
Is Golf It and crab souls not good enough for you? What so you even want? They were kino.

[Anonymous No.]

a girl like gura definitely has pepper spray and a taser and is concealed carrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>76622884
who gives a shit about numbers. it's clear Gura and cover are no longer making streaming a large part of her career. its all conventions, event, and sponsors now for her. And a majority of that is in asia/jp. It's a big fuck you to the rest of her EN fans outside that bubble.

[Anonymous No.]

Penis penis penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623223
KEEP.SEETHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623173
I want to see the gamer of EN play more autismcore

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623188
Yeah, concealed carrying about eight inches.

[Anonymous No.]

will she play long enough this time to run into the big monster? that sounded like a goal so she might go for a while

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm laughing. Gura going off on all the pastries she stuffs her face with, fell hard on her knee and recovers like nothing. Meanwhile, Mori's recovering for fucking up her fit reps

[Anonymous No.]

Are there even dedicated fans left here? Or is it all casuals and shitposters?

[Anonymous No.]

This brat

[Anonymous No.]

I love her so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623409
All the dedicated fans are at /#/ and discord now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623409
I'm pretty casual. Gura's about third down my list.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is autistic...

[Anonymous No.]

>I am a wreck without you
Sure, and that is why you barely stream and do not communicate with your fans at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623409
Unironcailly, /#/ has a ton of Chumbies and Gura discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

She is a literal child.

[Anonymous No.]

this biome is fun, it has bitey doggos

[Anonymous No.]

Gooba is crazy...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

I think she maybe dumb

[Anonymous No.]

She had another "buuuusssssss" moment.
My wife really is autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

PEE MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

I'll drink that pee for her

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants me to pee myself...

[Anonymous No.]

kiddy pee...

[Anonymous No.]

In the ocean, we can't feel Gura's pee.

[Anonymous No.]

why is she talking about piss play?

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO PROTECT HER SO BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>the pinnacle of sex
>doesn't understand she's the pinnacle of sex

[Anonymous No.]

I need her pee in my mouth right now

[Anonymous No.]

I do not even watch the gameplay. I just enjoy listening to her ramblings.

[Anonymous No.]

Her general health was bad before (not talking about any specific condition), barely any exerciser, sleep like shit, eat like shit, not showering for over a week etc etc and now she stuff her face with cakes and other baked goods 24/7, yeah that will surely end well

[Anonymous No.]

>the ocean is a public toilet
t. Pajeet-chama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623743
Long have I waited to post this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura watches the monkey channel with Trump

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623829
I can save her...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura watched the monkey movie the other day. I'm assuming Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes?

[Anonymous No.]

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

[Anonymous No.]

i just watched the ape movie and i think its dumb but maybe gura might find it funny because it makes funny noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623487
>discord
That echo chamber of monkey's aren't fans

[Anonymous No.]

So far she talked about a whole lotta stuff she did despite not doing anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623826
The gameplay for watching isn't terribly engaging anyway, I think it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623384
What do you expect from a fat cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623829
>and now she stuff her face with cakes and other baked goods 24/7, yeah that will surely end well
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

so who is gura dating?

[Anonymous No.]

Did mori lift with her knees or what? How does one shatter their knees so young?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624022
me, that's why she's baking so much

[Anonymous No.]

immersion ruined 0/10 shit movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624022
The whole bakery, apparantly

[Anonymous No.]

I'm craving chips ahoy all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624022
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624022
Mr. Pantry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624022
me

[Anonymous No.]

I love this autistic fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624022
HI

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624022
Me, I also made all those other posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624017
Bro she even sounds fatter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624022
>Saw the monkey movie with James Franco, made like a decade ago. Nice try retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she start the stream early? I could have sworn that it said it started at 8pm my time and im just finding out it started at 6pm. Am i retarded and blind or did it start early? Now feels like i should just wait for the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624130
>>76624128
>>76624102
>>76624100
>>76624096
>>76624093
>>76624076
When did I make all these posts?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a Chips Ahoy nerd that she notices an error about bag in the Planet of the Apes movie with James Franco monkey luring monkeys with Chips Ahoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624169
You're kinda retarded, chumbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624169
It was always 6 fellow Mountain bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624169
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624199
I should get some chips ahoy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624199
Imagine how fat she's gotten to start noticing those little things

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624158
They have no lives outside of shitposting in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624169
Bro you missed her asking for volunteers to have sex with her, she picked me of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624241
>>76624260
>>76624266
I'm realizing i saw the tweet and didnt register the est part of it. Thats a bummer, guess ill probably just wait until she finishes, kinda shitty starting 40 min in

[Anonymous No.]

how does a fish evolve into a suicide bomber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76623971
She just always worries that people aren't actually interested in her mundane day to day life is all. She really doesn't do anything amazing outside of what she does for Hololive, but I think that's just fine and cozy.
But when she finally relaxes and gets talking it's always great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624409
Just watch the first 40 mins later, dumdum.

[Anonymous No.]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Draco Malfoy hazing monkeys to impress the ladies. What, Gura? That's some serious rizz right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Note to self - don't hose monkeys while on date with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

is she retarded? what person wouldn't think
>look I have access to monkeys
is a good way to get laid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624471
how do you know any of this? shes lying so the pedos stay subbed for 40 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624471
Don’t feed the schizos anon, mind the signs

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624535
NYOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think gura would like my chameleon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624473
that feels odd. I dont usually watch live since i dont chat anyways but guess ill just do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624573
interesting thing about zookeepers is they all smell like the animals they take care of.
if they get stuck with big cat duty they will smell like piss for a week. it just doesnt wash out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624573
HIVchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624073
Mori is a fucking idiot, she read somewhere "Always have your legs straight forward when doing squats", like people thought in the 80s-90s that one should do, but there was so many fucking joint injuries back then

PT:s and physiotherapist have long figured out that you should always squat with your knees in your own neutral position which is different from everyone, my knees are tilted very outwards so when i squat i look like a frog, but that is the correct way for me since that is my neutral position

Idiots like mori have straight legs even though their knees also is rotated outwards which just grinds down the edges of the joint bones which eventually creates alot of slop, inflammation and irritation in the joints and soft tissues

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624641
Post it on gawrt and see if she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

when was the last time gura shaved? me thinks its a peach fuzz now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624672
Try and chat every now and then, you might regret not doing it sooner one day.

[Anonymous No.]

How can she say this shit? How the fuck can she pretend to still care or flirt with chat after not even talking to us for a month?
What a lying whore.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624460
maybe they have spores inside, like creepers

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has the lube, she's ready for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624073
fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624743
One of the few streams i did watched live and i did chat and she read my post and it was pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624830
makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I never have to lube up

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624750
>>76624750
Gura has scammed you sad bastards; I don't believe for a second that she was actually extra horny the last couple of days, she took a section out of Kiaras playbook; Kiara is a 2view so she has tried to coombait for the last 2 years in an effort to boost her fanbase size, every freaking 3D live she turns around like a freaking TikTok thot and shoves her stupid flat ass into the camera and constantly makes references to her ugly butt. Gura did the same in Content Warning & Monhun, especially in Monhun she made far to many jabai references in an effort to win you guys back

Can't believe you fall for coombait 101 yet again, you should be ashamed of yourself

[Anonymous No.]

HOW MANY TIMES CAN SHE SAY LUBE IT UP

[Anonymous No.]

did she move to the countryside? lol

[Anonymous No.]

Gura elbow deep lubing up lawnmower equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624872
It never gets old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624723
She has always had a peachy fuzz cunny, bushy pussy posters are antis who like to slander my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura shaved her bushy pucci...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624911
Why does AI always create bellybuttons that looks like they are incredible inflamed and reddish? Do they mistake a bellybutton for a butthole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625053
It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

Whats this lube discussion? Does gura want me to goom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624750
but enough about your mom

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has said multiple times she only has hair in her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624750
Cool story broski

[Anonymous No.]

>>76624697
Discuss your whore somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has never seen Beetlejuice

[Anonymous No.]

How can anyone believe she "missed" anyone when she apparently has all this free time and never once thinks "i bet my chumbies would like to hear from me"

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hasn't seen Beetlejuice before? She should watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625215
Why would I ever think that? Her aim is excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625215
meetings meetings meetings

[Anonymous No.]

>>76625095
>Does gura want me to goom
Always

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>>76625134
>she only has hair in her head
She needs to see a doctor about that.

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>>76624939
>>76624750
Actually based.

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CHUMBIEPRIME MENTION

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TUMMY HORT MENTION

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>>76625282
FEEL BETTER GURA

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>>76625193
I had no idea Mori was your mom

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Those mosquitoes? Me.

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that mosquito? me

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>>76625282
FEEL BETTER GURA

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>>76625215
I'm enjoying your eternal seething stunlock you've found yourself in. Keep going for my entertainment.

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>>76625324
1 hr left for the stream. then shes gone for 3 months.

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>>76624073

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>>76625134
In? And shes telling the truth, she doesn't have hair down there, she has a forest of pubes.

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we've had this conversation before gura

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>>76625282
FEEL BETTER GURA

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>>76625282
FEEL BETTER GURA

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>sniff check

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stinky fart shark EXPOSED on stream

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>>76625282
FEEL BETTER GURA

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how many times has gura masturbated since last stream

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I have a bottle of hydrocortisone next to me because the mosquitos like biting me too

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Bro same, I know people with type 0 get eaten up but I get eaten up with type AB

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she said stinky, we are so back. Consistent streams will return!

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>>76625418
>on
fixed

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shark blood mmm

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>>76624939
lamest copy pasta ever

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My awkward, autistic, stinky, mouth breathing shark wife

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I was that mosquito

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Time limits are the worst game mechanic ever invented

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>suck Gura when she's naked
>get smash by her small hands
I wish I was that mosquito...

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got 2 reads so far, feelin pretty gud :3

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>>76625587
Lamest comment ever & lamest poster ever

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Gura had to google why she attracts so much mosquitos. They like certain bloodtypes it seems. Releasing too much co2, being stinky. Needs to stop eating bananas. Gura doesn't smell bad. She had a sniff check.

Got attacked by mosquito in bathroom. Squashed it to get her blood back. Couldn't use straw for it. Yeah, don't take Gura's blood or she will kill you.

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>>76625572
Komari my beloved loli.

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>gura got bitten by mosquitoes mid goon sess in the bathroom

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>>76625656
This might come as a surprise, but humans can't breathe water.

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How long do you think this stream will be?

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>>76625745
not with that attitude!

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>>76625814
8 more hours

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Im actually struggling to focus on the stream because of this chat thing. I could chat in prechat, I can chat on my phone, I can fucking send superchat, but every one of my normal chat messages is shadowbanned wtf.

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lmao

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Gura for sure have diabetus

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>>76625684
oh nooooo pls do not hurt me like diz :(

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Got read 10 times already, stop it gura or they will start to suspect favoritism.

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>>76625814
about 2 more hours

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>>76625857
I can only really chat in just chatting streams/times

>>76625891
mosquitos have blood preferences, i rarely get bitten.

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>>76624750
>>76624939
>>76625306

Wow guys so cool, you know you can leave instead of being a little faggot lmao

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Fauna is one lucky fembud

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>>76625891
>>75380755 (You)
>>75380811
>>75381131 (You)
>>75381258
>>75382920 (You)
>>75383282
So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Diabetus

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

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>>76625684
>comment
heh

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I love her giggles so much

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she's pretty good at fighting

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>>76626053
Exploiting radial tracking is literally video games 101.

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Oh rihgt, 29K GET btw

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>>76625193
fuck off, I was interested in that post

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>>76626118
DORYAAAA

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>>76625964
Pretty easy to identify cuntmaze from a mile away, always goes from 0-100 as soon as the slightest negging about Gura is mentioned

Everyone has hated you for over 2 years now, take the hint, get a bullet

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>>76625964
>guys
its one troon

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>>76626118

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>>76626118

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>>76626088
Kana's outfit (and Kana herself) is pure sex.

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>>76626053
>how's your turn radius, you big BITCH

Straight up killed that fuckin fish

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>>76625962
I just signed in on a completely different PC and it's still not letting me chat on there either. Mobile is fine though, makes no fucking sense since it was working up until the stream started.

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>1 hour already

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>>76626291
Many people are saying this!

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>>76626340
jesas

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Gura saying Compass wrong. Really emphasizing that ASS part of it.

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>>76626373
I'm getting mixed signals.

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JGHFW, has she said anything at all, either an addressal, apology, or anything worth repeating to me

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>>76626429
no means no anon

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>>76626486
This teasing brat...

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>>76626475
Ofcourse not and she never will

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>>76626475
she was gardening, getting sucked off by mosquitoes and baked a shitload of cakes for me, her husband.

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>>76626555
>>76626475
get a room

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>>76626475
She asked for forgiveness but it an offhand part of one of her rambles

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>>76626475
Fauna obtained Gura's blessing

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>>76626151
Schizo why don’t you go to her general then? Oh right because you just want to shit up the thread

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>>76626808

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We got to see our explosion. Not as big as I thought it would be.

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I want to fuck this shark so badly

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>>76626857
ironic

[Anonymous No.]

Rushia 2.0

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>>76626962
You can't, she's mine.

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>>76626962
get in the line

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>>76627014
retard

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Atleast now that she is getting fat she will also get the giant butt that she always dreamt of according to one of her streams

(anyone who has a searchable archive, she talked about if she was a gymgirl, she would be the one who constantly worked out her butt because she wanted a huge dumpy, which stream was that?)

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>>76627014
god imagine the wedding ring merch...

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goom

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