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This bitch is the definition of "jokes on you i was just pretending to be retarded", how do you fuckers manage to watch her?

>> No.7654021

>>7654011
I want to have sex with her but also be her friend and not have sex with her.

>> No.7654035

She's entertaining.

>> No.7654043

>>7654011
>how do you fuckers manage to watch her?
With immense joy.

>> No.7654060

>>7654011
She's really good at APEX and her laugh is great.
Also, she's chinese

>> No.7654061

>>7654011
She gives me massive "I'm a chubby asian with glasses abroad" vibes, and I'm not sure if I'm into it or not

>> No.7654068

By chilling and enjoying the ride. It is like a couple or so friend fucking around and not being serious and talking.

>> No.7654070

>>7654011
Seethe more terranfag

>> No.7654107

>>7654011
I don't.
I watch the original blue dragon.

>> No.7654354

>>7654011
her sister is calm, sings great and it's an incredible VA, selen is just... well... selen

>> No.7654364

>>7654011
by not being a tryhard

>> No.7654370

>>7654011
You act like she came out of the closet or something

>> No.7654377

>>7654011
terran hands typed this

>> No.7654389

>>7654060
>chinese
but that doesn't mean she support winnie

>> No.7654417
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I want to fuck dragons

>> No.7654479

>>7654389
I know

>> No.7654522

Her BGM makes me want to die but she's amazing at keeping her streams interesting, and her voice is sweet.

>> No.7654637
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The mom.

>> No.7654697

>>7654522
Buh duh nah nah

>> No.7654736

>>7654011
I luuuuuhv that she taaaaalks like diiiis, it's kiinda like shes a bit retaaaaarded
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7654796

>>7654011
No one does, use her name so the filter can kill this shit.

>> No.7654798

>>7654011
Sorry I can't hear you over my oshi continuous laughing

>> No.7654914

>>7654011
She reminds me of the old days of gaming youtube

>> No.7654951

>>7654417
Drag on deez NUTS

>> No.7654965

>>7654011
Best vtuber this year.

>> No.7655025
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>>7654389
Cantonese, prob HK

>> No.7655093

> baitposters and schizos slowly moving to NijiEN
you love to see it

>> No.7655097

>>7654011
She's the legitimate "tomboy friend" experience anon. How can you NOT watch her

>> No.7655126

how do you manage to watch reddit shitpost reviews

>> No.7655160
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>>7655093
2022 will be the year of Nijisanji! Believe it!

>> No.7655238

>>7654011
The most entertaining vtuber in vtubing history.
Those who disagrees simply didn't watch her.

>> No.7655242

>>7654011
Anon, I-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, oh God AHAHAHAH holy sh-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bro cmon BAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7655246

I want selen to be my wife!

>> No.7655425

>>7655242
Is it some kind of disease that makes her laugh so much or does she do it because if she's nervous?

>> No.7655493

>>7654021
This is painfully accurate

>> No.7656518

>>7655425
she has jokerosis but she's very sensitive about it, so don't mention it in her chat

>> No.7656966

>>7654522
Glad I'm not the only one, she never turns it off either. It's absolute torture. Good thing she's entertaining.

>> No.7658907

starcraft dragon

>> No.7659106

>>7658907
china dragon

>> No.7659108

>watching chinks

>> No.7659385

>>7659108
>Generalising an entire race of people

>> No.7659458

i like how she say something, laughs, repeats herself, laughs, change the story, laughs, correct herself, laughs
she is definitely not right in the head

>> No.7659598

>>7659108
ok Cletus

>> No.7659639

>>7658907
Just started watching her Starcraft stream. Starcraft is her childhood. This reminds me of my younger days of playing Starcraft too. I love her for this.

>> No.7659819
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she's cute

>> No.7659876

When is she entering the ASL?

>> No.7659983

>>7658907
When does she figure out that if you keep clicking a unit you get their unique dialogue?

>> No.7660016

>>7654011
How do people stand her stereotypical "fat asian college student abroad" voice?
You can literally hear her glasses

>> No.7660068

Insecure retard is very obese, who laughs to hide her inadequacy.

>> No.7660136

>>7660068
holy mother of esl

>> No.7660199

>>7660016
I want to cum on her glasses.

>> No.7660200

>>7660016
>>7660068
k

>> No.7660226

>>7654060
Are you sure she isn't white?

>> No.7660321

>>7660226
>Wypeepo
>Speak Mandarin/Cantonese
Possible, but so rare it's unlikely.

>> No.7660353

>>7659458
Shut up, don't make me send Hydraulics after you

>> No.7660450
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>>7660353

>> No.7660454

>>7660321
I saw a clip where she talked about how her teacher sent her to the ESL class in kindergardern. If she's chinese I guess that makes sense.

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>>7654011
What can I say

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>>7654417

>> No.7660810

>>7660136
Yeah, not quite. Try again, since it’s still true. Ask the doxxfags to prove it.

>> No.7660977

>>7660810
I don't really care. Some of my favorite Holomems are also fat. I'm watching their vtuber avatars anyway so it doesn't matter.

>> No.7661037

>>7660810
>someone calls him an esl
>'hurr hurr ask doxxfags for some "dirt" on her'
let me guess, brazil?

>> No.7661224

>>7661037
Why would my native language change anything about the BMI of this obese piece of shit?

>> No.7661274

>>7660977
She doesn’t just sound fat. She is as obese as she is insecure, keep worshiping a disgusting pile of shit.

>> No.7661288

>>7654011
the bigban theory of vtubers
>say anything even if its not funny
>laughtrack plays

>> No.7661329

>>7661224
why would it matter if you're watching a fucking vtuber avatar anyways? are you a schizo?

>> No.7661374

long neck
i like her

>> No.7661389

>>7661274
>worshiping
Is this...what you do when you watch other vtubers? you realize this isn't healthy right?
I just watch her for entertainment, nothing more. Wanting a parasocial relationship with a stranger w/ anime avatar over the internet isn't healthy.

>> No.7661923

>>7656518
'jokerosis'
Are... Are you calling her a harlequin baby?
She had PBA

>> No.7661968

>>7659385
>people
>bugs
Take your medicine

>> No.7662126

>>7654522
AT this point people need to realize she's doing it on purpose lol.
>>7655425
For people who laugh a lot it's a type of tick, so not a condition so to speak but she doesn't let negativity get to her (even roommate/past life)

>> No.7662167

>>7660454
>her teacher sent her to the ESL class in kindergardern
That's because she was an autistic child, they figured out she knows english on the first lessons.

>> No.7662332

>>7661389
Don't try to reason with the macaco, he's mad because Argentina fucked them in football so he needs to rage because that's the only thing macacos do online, be the toxic waste of the internet

>> No.7662420

Used to stream as Dokibird.
Use this knowledge wisely.

>> No.7662516

>>7662420
Yes..we knew this already, literally every previous vtuber that graduated in the last 6 months are in Niji En/Holo En Gen 2.

>> No.7662794

>>7662420
Holy newfag if you think people don't know this. Nice try being cool with your 'secret knowledge'. you faggot

>> No.7662835

>>7662794
HEY DID YOU KNOW POMU IS M.....
AND AND Elira is S.........

>> No.7662862

>>7662420
This isn't Hololive faggot, nobody cares to hide past identities

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Holy shit doki was cuter than selem

>> No.7663137

>>7662967
Selen's design fits much better with her personality.

>> No.7663823

>>7662967
Anon, you just like autist looking girls

>> No.7664063
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>>7655425
I used to laugh like that. I was dead inside back then so I often did this fake laugh trying to pretend I was okay.

>> No.7664217

>>7662862
Not really. It's because most of Holomems used to be titty streamers or IRL streamers so if you try to talk about their past identity you'll end up talking about their roommates instead which is what's illegal in /vt/. For meidos, past lives are cool though like talking about how Selen used to be Doki and whatnot, just don't talk about the person behind the vtuber basically.

>> No.7664255

>>7659108
she's canadian chinese and HK at that which gets a pass. those are the chinks who want to escape the shithole of the mainland.

>> No.7664378

>>7654011
She is very loud

>> No.7664540

>>7664255
Yeah there's a difference between expat Chinese and "the Zhangs". It's the entire reason chuubas can't say the t word

>> No.7664715

>>7664217
>used to be
takeshi....

>> No.7664897

>>7664255
is she still in HK? she needs to gtfo of there

>> No.7664934

>>7664897
no she lives in canada now.

>> No.7665164

>>7654011
Wtf are you even talking about. Another idiot making shit up.

>> No.7665331

>>7664934
Why is most of the anglo-speaking chinese diaspora in Canada?

>> No.7665632

>>7664217
Past lives are fine and they were still chuubas so they are on topic.
Though mods get butthurt and delete your posts when you link Gura's current and past life for some reason.

>> No.7665665

>>7665331
Because west taiwan is a commie-capitalist shithole?

>> No.7665731

>>7665331
Why the fuck would you willingly go to burgerland in the 21st century

>> No.7665751

>>7665331
Canada had a thing where they opened up the gates and encouraged HK to immigrate to leafland.

>> No.7665927

>>7654011
>all those gooks who came out of the woodwork to seethe at her babby-tier starcraft skills last night
>several of them in this very thread with their broken english
I hope this is a dedicated new wave of antis, mad gooks are a goldmine for hilarious posts

>> No.7666040

>>7665927
I hope they realize that the best thing they can do is to just ignore her and let Blizzard try to sponsor her for the final nail in their coffin.

>> No.7666276

>>7665927
The gooks definitely have some funny autists but a lot of gooks actually like watching Selen.

>> No.7666288

>>7654021
fpbp

>> No.7666289

>>7665331
Because everywhere else they are already hated plenty?

>> No.7666307

>>7654011
She plays great games.

>> No.7666397

>>7666307
>proceeds to play apex

>> No.7666524

>>7655425
>>7664063
It just means she's high in positive emotion. Why do you nihilistic faggots always feel the need to self-insert your rrats for characteristics that you find atypical? GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE SOME IRL FRIENDS YOU FUCKING NEETS

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>>7654011
By being similar obviously.

>> No.7666718

>>7666276
t. "one of the goo(k)d ones"
tell your more autistic kin to come antipost my dragon

>> No.7666805

>>7655425
People that can just sit back and laugh at life tend to be easiest kind to get along with in my experience. Life is too short and fleeting to be constantly mad at things.

>> No.7666851

>>7666397
She's really good at it though, I hate APEX but I'm not even mad at her playing it.

>> No.7666884

>>7666524
Making friends isn't going to help them if their friends have the same kind of thinking as they do. I don't hang out with hardly anyone, and I only work part-time cause I hate rigid schedules, yet I still like Selen.

>> No.7667520

>>7666851
I WON'T WATCH APEX
>I WON'T WATCH APEX
I WON'T WATCH APEX
>I WON'T WATCH APEX
I WON'T WATCH MINECRAFT
>I WON'T WATCH APEX
I WON'T WATCH APEX
>I WON'T WATCH APEX
I WON'T WATCH APEX
>I WON'T WATCH APEX

>> No.7668094
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>>7654011
>open stream
>hear Selen laugh
>keep stream open

>> No.7668124

>>7668094
t. average selen enjoyer

>> No.7669434

>>7654011
>jokes on you i was just pretending to be retarded
and then hysterically laughs

>> No.7672160

>>7654011
It is simple: I don't watch

>> No.7673115

>>7654011
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE MARRY ME, I AM A DECENT MECHANIC

>> No.7673156

>>7654021
This

>> No.7674259

>>7654011
Because it's funny watching retarded people. Are you saying you don't love retarded girls anon?

>> No.7675151

>>7660016
I want to fuck Selen's fat chink ass until she's cry-laughing!

>> No.7676045

>>7654011
1. She's a tomboy
2. She's a dragon.
3. Fuck you.

>> No.7677661
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JOKE'S ON YOU ANON, YOU IDIOT
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETAWRDED
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7678401

>>7654011
Didn't even know about her until now. Her personality and laugh are pretty addictive, though. Thanks for the heads up.

>> No.7680383

I hope Selen gets Ember tested for the extra Allergies soon, and its not something crappy like being allergic to grass or something like that.

>> No.7682829

>>7654021
This

>> No.7684874

>>7654736
thank you for the donayyyytion, thankyouthankyou BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7692629

>>7680383
No one could survive being near Selen if they were allergic to grass.

>> No.7693399

>>7654070
1v1me chobo

>> No.7693528

>>7654011
>Watch a clip to give her a chance
>3 minute long story, spends the whole time laughing at nothing and repeating herself
>Comments are full of people saying "Can someone explain?"
>Could've been summed up in 20 seconds
She gets a no from me. Nice personality but she legitimately can't form sentences

>> No.7693565

>>7677661
>BWAHAHAHA, I WANTED CHAT TO BEEEEEG ME TO PLAY RIGHT, AHAHAHA.

>> No.7693580

>>7665731
Oh they want to come badly but our US immigration system is backlogged with brown spics' family members that get first dibs on immigrating. They give preference to poor people from non-white and non-east asian countries so you get tons of Pakis and Indians along with Mexicans and Guatamalans.
Canada, otoh, makes a university degree mandatory for individuals to immigrate so they get all the educated, law abiding East and SE Asians.

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>>7693580
>Oh they want to come badly but our US immigration system is backlogged with brown spics' family members that get first dibs on immigrating. They give preference to poor people from non-white and non-east asian countries so you get tons of Pakis and Indians along with Mexicans and Guatamalans.
>Canada, otoh, makes a university degree mandatory for individuals to immigrate so they get all the educated, law abiding East and SE Asians.

>> No.7693850

>>7654011
I never did, Obsydia had a cool song but I never bothered to actually watch their talents and her design in particular feels cheap/reused.

>> No.7694220
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Even if that were true, it would only make her better.

>> No.7694590

>>7666524
>It just means she's high in positive emotion.
As a nihilistic fag can confirm. This laugh is actually genuine. Guess this positivity is why I like to watch her so much

>> No.7694773

>>7693528
>legitimately can't form sentences
she's perfect then

>> No.7698135

>>7654522
wtf? i love her BGM. anyone know the name btw? i need to hear this shit at work

>> No.7698474

Whats up with the rrat that her roommate is a land whale

>> No.7699218

>>7698135
It should be in her video's description

>> No.7699272

>>7699218
its not, she just credits the artist.

>> No.7699279

>>7698474
Fat tomboy is kind of an oxymoron at first glance but she ain't thin.

>> No.7699302

>>7698474
rrat is she used to be a tomboy but now she is fat

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>>7699302
how fat?

>> No.7699401

>>7699356
so fat that you can't choke her out

>> No.7701522

>>7654011
This girl is fun to watch, too bad I am a pedophile...

>> No.7703382

>the constant laughter is a tick from trying to cover up the nervousness and insecurity from her chub
I'm gonna groom

>> No.7703482

>>7660226
Pretty sure, but what's matter? She is cultured than 99.99% of both Asian and White chick out there. She is the one.

>> No.7704459

>>7701522
You don't have to jack off to every VTuber you watch. You know that, right?

>> No.7704503
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neck fetish

>> No.7704517

>>7693528
>Comments are full of people saying "Can someone explain?"
Now I'm imagining the Selen version of
>Oh, why you put an English translation?
>You don't need to put an English translation for me
>I'm spiggin' it

>> No.7704606

>>7693528
>haven't touched much nijiEN
>get clip on front page
>"bros I was so retarded they put me in an ESL class"
>watch next stream
>she hasn't gotten any smarter

>> No.7704644

>>7666397
Easy, it's called tuning out when she plays Apex.

>> No.7705485

>>7666397
I hate Apex. I hate that it's a BR, I hate that it's a zoomer shooter, I hate the generic modern-futuristic aesthetic, I hate the full roster of ambiguously brown mystery meats with zoomer haircuts. I never watched an Apex stream for more than two minutes before Selen. But I can watch entire Apex streams with Selen, because she's good, she's always looking for action and she's a nonstop chatterbox ranging from Apex meta garbage to regular zatsudan stuff. They're great streams.

>> No.7705671

>>7660226
【【熟肉】selen的粤式美食广场【NIJISANJI EN Selen Tatsuki】-哔哩哔哩】https://b23.tv/P7YXhn
Yeah, white girl right here

>> No.7705820

>>7705485
Same. As a CS shitter I genuinely enjoy her enthusiasm when she streams Apex even though I don't like playing it at all.

>> No.7708895

>>7654011
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I AM HEAVILY INVESTED IN BIOPHARMA STOCKS

>> No.7709203

>>7708895
HAHAHAHA are you HAHAHA confessing to me HAHAHAH on /vt/ HAHAHAHAHA
what an idiot HAHAHAHA

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>>7709203
I WILL AQUIRE THE BAG

>> No.7709460

How sweaty does she get during sex?

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