/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>76404828

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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I just want to sneak into Gura's bedroom and sniff her bedsheets. Is that too much to ask for?

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I am fat, ugly and my dick is the size of a skin-tag. I am the reason Gura is disgusted by her fanbase and don't want to hang out with us. Sorry cumbuds, this whole timeline is my fault

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>>76431158
As long as I get to sniff her pillow and her chair

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Gurass

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Estimated weightgain in the last 12 months? 20lbs, 30lbs, maybe even 40lbs? The few streams she have done and talk about food, she seem to eat everything she can stuff her piehole with, the days of living of 2 kitcats per day or 1/4th of a big mac per day is long gone

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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Goob morning, you stoopid idiot dumdums.

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>>76431609
Goob morning slut

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Can someone explain Gura to me like i'm 5?

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>76431709
gubuggubuggubub

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>>76431709
Cunny I kneel

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>76431609
Goob morning cute faggot

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>>76431709
gugugaga small fish

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>>76431709
googoo gaagaa

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I wish to manhandle the tiny shark.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain Gura to me like i'm your grandpa?

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>>76432503
shark

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>>76432503
Remember the time when you didn't have prostate-cancer, prolapsed anus, blindness, deafness, ruptured spleen, arthritis, erectile dysfunction, dementia, 3 strokes, 2 heart attacks & both your legs. Before all that, the good times, those where the same feel-good times as Gura prime

Get well soon grandpa

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>>76432447
Same desu

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>>76432447
>>76432671

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>>76432503
Stop watching porn on my computer grandpa

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>>76432503
none of your business old fart

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tell goob there's a new totally spies game coming out
also, she should play bluey with SNOT

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Goob morning

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goob morning

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What if instead of 'chumbuds' it was 'guramigos"?

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>>76433746

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>>76433637
>>76433714
goob night

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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>76434448
That's Gabby

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>>76434839
Gabby is Gura dumbud

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I love my cute shark daughterwife!

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>>76435398
Retard

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She is as based as she is cute

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>>76436241
chloe and gura working together to save europe

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>>76436427
Step Two: bump up those fertility rates

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Stop grabbing my daughterwife you freaks

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>>76436819
Remember that time Gura grabbed herself?

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If Gura is a salmon shark, why is she blue?

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>>76437469
she's a lemon shark tho

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Farts speak louder than words.

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>>76437621
Actually Gura's words are much louder and farts don't say anything at all.

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>>76436819
*grab*

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>>76436819
Nyo

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>>76436819

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>>76436819

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>>76438227
no sir, I don't like it

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>>76438227
what manner of sorcery is happening with that gun?

[Anonymous No.]

Well well well would you look at the garlic bread horfhorfhorf

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>>76438653
the AI kind

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>>76438668
I read the filename as
>look whore membered

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Booba huhaha

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>>76439066
gross

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>>76439066
hot

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>>76433547
It seems a lot less fetishized. Sam still hot

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>>76439066
no feeling

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>>76439213
>>76439272
>>76439844
WHICH ONE IS IT???

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Gachabud I tried wuthering waves and there’s no controller support. Into the trash

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Apparently Gura’s a well known genshin leaker and she’s been incredibly active in the last give or take 3 weeks. Solved the mystery

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What are Gura's measurements?

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>>76440362
I'm glad I don't see leaks and get to be surprised by the genshin ads that I'm going to be seeing 10+ times.

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>>76440442

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Sex with a fembud.

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What the fug I just found out Girls und Panzer Das Finale part 4 was finally translated. Today is a great day.

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>>76442064
source please

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>>76442100
https://x.com/B_J_Blazkowicz_/status/1790725140625703230

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>>76442064
Am I the only one who prefer tiny cute tail rather than big fat tail?

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>>76442530
Yeah.

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>>76442530
yes

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>>76442530
Nyo, don't listen to the architectbuds
Though medium is premium

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i didn't know gura stole the yes chef thing from gordon ramsay

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Goob morning retards

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>>76442530
Do fembuds prefer tiny cute pps or big fat pps?

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>>76443773
it depends on the fembud

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>>76443827
And how would you know
Are you a fembud
What is YOUR preference, fembud

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Discuss

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>>76443733
Goob morning faggot

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>>76444251
Die heretic

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>>76444251
meds

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>>76443827
That is a lie she tells you to feel better about yourself. They think it’s cute, but they definitely don’t prefer it.

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>>76444251
Gura is somehow Dino Gura, Gawr, and Gabby, but they aren’t each other. Some people just have similar names anon stop being crazy

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>>76444251

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So no chance of a stream today, right? I mean the most likely was the day she tweeted, then the one after. If both didn't manifest, then something came up, just like how something came up after she said see ya in a few days and never showed up again.

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>>76444251
Gawr is Gura and Dino Gura is Gabby.

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>>76444969
Oddly specific

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I need to check my wife for alien probes.

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i miss this creature ... the shork

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>>76445470
I need to implant my wife with alien probes

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>>76431505
samen

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Controversial take: I think Gura should stream more often.

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>>76445800
I think Gura should stream as often as she wants, no matter how often that is.

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>>76443773
women generally prefer girth over length, or so I read

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>>76445878
which is never, but look on the bright side, that would also mean no sponsored/merch streams

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>>76445930
Wrong, Gura wants to do those streams. You're mad because she doesn't want to do them for the reasons you want her to.

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Chumbie

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>>76445645
>six fingers
Away foul demon

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>>76446037
Yes fembud

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>>76446017
demonstrably false, she clearly didn't want to be there on her last birthday and on the sendai stream

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>>76446284
Wrong.

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>>76446388
yeah, you're wrong

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Controversial take: I think

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Uncontroversial take: bushi pucci

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I can't wait for Gura's next tweet

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>>76446520
Stop that

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28 days until the next stream

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>>76446570
fuck off anti

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I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

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>>76447487
yeah

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>>76446520
Thinking never got anyone anywhere

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>>76446520
I'm starting to think as well

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>>76447487
Why must you tease me so.

Artist?

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>>76447934
That's incredibly obvious AI

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Stream today?

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>>76447994
Yeah I just noticed the completely fucked hand. Still, not bad.

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I think Gura likes me

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>>76447994
That doesn't mean you can't ask who made it. Some AI prompters are better than others and that's clearly one of the good ones.

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I want to blow raspberries on gura’s tummy

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>>76448071
no, promise anniversary, can't overlap that :3

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>>76447705
close your eyes, chumbie

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I want to blow my load in gura's tummy

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>>76448293
okay, now what?

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>>76444658
Why's he got a bottle of metformin

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases.

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>>76448293
I'm closing my eyes chumbie.

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one thing I don't see other doombuds saying is that it's a really, really bad sign that she's doing this bullshit of tweeting a comeback and doing it days later.
basically she's making a big deal of a single stream, something that other fanbases get almost daily...

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>>76448403
Apparently that chumbie has Type-2 diabetes
https://youtu.be/deI--SCjegU

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>>76448921
I'm a "doombud" and I've already said that this shit is a cause for concern, even her attempts at comebacks are not working. I don't think her intent was to tweet some sort of teaser of a return this week, I think she actually wanted to come back that day. And failed. God knows why.

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>>76448921
It clearly wasn't an attempt at coming back, it was just a meme tweet.

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>>76449183
Don't be retarded anon, yes it was. Just like this one

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>>76449183
>post a still from your old stream-start MV
>WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME
not even the most ardent yeabud actually believes this, the entire fucking thread was hype as fuck for a stream. Not a single person here said "it's just a meme bro, stop getting excited". This is just such a sad cope

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>>76448921
I kinda thought it went without saying. Yes, making a comeback tweet and not coming back is a bad sign, it's way worse than the 'usual' where she at least actually comes back, even if only for a stream or two, before disappearing. That we're still waiting to see if she's going to stream this week is ridiculous, it's a new low. Can't do anything about it, though.

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Gura's hardcore chumbuds are still active on X and Discord so she has nothing to worry about by not streaming

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>>76449292
She is waiting for China to attack Taiwan. It's too bad chinks have no conviction, so we may have to wait a little while longer.

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I’m defrosting some ahi tuna straks chumbies

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>>76449510
She'd be fine even without them, she's like Hello Kitty now. plenty of people who don't even know who or what she is will buy her merch.

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>>76449564
Why buy this over normal tuna.

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MY wife

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>>76449292
>>76449333
>sent at nearly midnight EST
>no stream that night or the next day
People getting overly dramatic over or reading too far into her tweets are literally the reasons why she's so worried about making them. It's not cope to realize something isn't what you expected after time has passed. It's disappointing but since nothing came of it taking that tweet at more than face value of attempting to be entertaining just makes you trying too hard to see things that aren't there.

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>>76449551
China never will.

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>>76449716
Dude you're delusional. Everyone thought it was a comeback tweet, and there's no way it was intended as anything else

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>>76449641
Tuna expensive

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MY Gurandma.

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>>76449551
Why do retards want ww3 so bad. China has nukes and its government is actually selfcentered enough to use them it they think they're going to lose power anyways.

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>>76449779
He's not delusional, he's shitposting and well aware of it.

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>>76449737
I keep seeing a video about how difficult it would be for China to invade Taiwan in my recommendations. I don't know how accurate it is, though.

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>>76449779
>Everyone thought it was a comeback tweet
So did I, but since there has been no comeback why would I still think it's a comeback tweet.
>>76449864
>changing your opinions is shitposting
Jesus some of you guys just want to be upset at everything. I don't know what her plan was with the tweet but obvious it wasn't indicating a stream because she didn't fucking stream.

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>>76449862
Hey, look I just notice patterns, I'm a noticer and I believe Gura streams when world changing events happen. China vs Taiwan seems like the next time she streams.

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>>76449907
Pretty accurate, russia can't even invade Ukraine, a country a fifth their size and pop with a massive land border. No way in hell china can invade such a populous and heavily fortified island without it being an absolute bloodbath for months

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I never smelled a girl that didnt shower for 2 weeks. What gooba smell like

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I just think gooba

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>>76431299
SNIFFFFF

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>>76450168
Moreover there's no telling what an invasion would do to the already fragile Chinese markets. If it doesn't go PERFECTLY, the corresponding loss of confidence in the communist party and international sanctions could cause it to all come tumbling down. Xi isn't that stupid, surely

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I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

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>>76450638
I wish I can take a dump too...

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I took a spiffy, and now I'm pretty in the dumps.

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>>76448921
>basically she's making a big deal of a single stream, something that other fanbases get almost daily
You can bring this up to her if you think that's the case. Don't expect her to just understand this stuff without you saying anything.

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If I had a single bullet that killed any chumbie i'd kill the "welll ackshually tell Gura that!" faggot.

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>>76451669
What a waste of a bullet

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>>76451589
>Bring it up to her
Lmao might as well piss into the wind

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I feel like I should get a switch. So many games I want to get on it now.

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>>76451669
He's only irritating because he's not really wrong, very few tried. I'd definitely use the bullet on you know who and spare us from the next decade of the exact same shitposting we've already had for years.

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>>76451935
He said chumbies dumbud... that anon isn't a chumbie...

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>>76451669
In order I'd go cuckposter>tell gura that>promise schizo>myself.

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>>76451935
>Very few have tried
Lmao, anon, gura just ignores all criticism. There is no open channel of communication to her.

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>>76452071
Thats honestly a good thing. I learned that most humans are retarded and shouldn't be listened to.

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>>76450175
I used to work with a pothead hippy type that didn't shave and only bathed like once a weekor less with no soap because she said it was bad for your health. She smelled really gross, she was skinny and had a pretty face but between her smell and half dreads I was completely uninterested. And no it wasn't Gura this was in like 2003. yes I'm old

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>>76452146
Glad to have you with us ojibud

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>>76452118
>"tell gura"
>no way to tell her
>"good lol"
Ogey

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>>76452360
would

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>>76450602
Imagine if they accidently blow up the microchip factory. That's a good way to fuck the entire global tech industry. Takes years to setup semiconductor factories.

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>>76452360
I want to pet this fluffy tummy so bad...

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>>76452013
I wouldn't shoot a chumbie at all though, so I guess that one is out.
>>76452071
Okay, but regardless, very few tried. The list of people who left comments in an empty void that was at best read by her manager and at worst never read at all isn't super long, and the list of people who actually said something to her when she was there on stream is much, much shorter. This is all beside the point, though, with the point being that the guy is only irritating because he's not wrong but also knows damn well no one will say anything no matter how many times he makes that post.

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I don't get why people say the combat in kingdom come deliverance is hard. Its similar to mount and blade.

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>>76452410
Not to mention all the institutional skills and knowledge that would be lost by killing the workers. This would almost certainly de decried as an international act of terrorism and China would be a pariah (more than it already is)

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>>76452360
Would ryona T u T

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>>76452456
>If you just shout into the void harder she might hear it
Ogey.

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>>76452360
ruburbrubrubrubrubrubrub

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>>76452565
That guy from yesterday was right, missing the point really has become a form of art around here.

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>>76452623
I think the wordy chumbies should shorten their sentences. I'm not here to read essays

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Is anyone just kinda not bothered by shitposting at all?
It all has just always looked the same to me anyway. No matter who it's targeted at.

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>>76452456
>She hasn't listened to anybody that's tried
>That just means not enough people have tried
There's a flaw in the logic here. Just because I keep jumping and falling to fly, doesn't mean I just need to jump more.

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>>76452410
>>76452510
Fortunately our politicians did something right for once and chip fabs are coming back to mainland US in addition to the TSMC operations Intel also invested another 60 billion into fabs and other smaller companies are also dabbling.

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>>76449862
Stupid people think it won’t affect them

>>76449907
>>76450168
Invading wouldn’t be difficult and defeating them wouldn’t be difficult. The issue is India, America and to a lesser extent Japan. Don’t get me wrong though, that issue isn’t the main reason why they still haven’t. The reason is figuring out how to achieve their goal. They don’t want to occupy Taiwan they want it to be a part of them again which is significantly harder. It’s why Russia is struggling so much. Win conditions are take over the country, take out the leaders, install their own leadership, and migrate some of their people there while also setting up a new defensive. It’s why so many people were shocked Russia actually declared war because unless he planned on going scorched earth there’s no feasible way to pull all of that off in the modern day. It’s why, though we found out months later, Russia tried to call it off with America as a mediator almost immediately keeping the small places they got. It’s also why people stopped taking over territory and started selling it instead.

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>>76452752
You didn't jump at all unless you're someone like james, one of the very few who even hopped, and I doubt you are because I'm pretty sure he got off this shortbus a while ago.

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>>76453071
>Invading and defeating them wouldn't be difficult
It's an island. That's been preparing for invasion for decades. With western tech and support. You are simultaneously severely overestimating the PRCs force projection capability, as severely underestimatng the ROCs defensive capability.

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>>76450602
Stop believing propaganda. If it was fragile China would’ve collapsed under the weight of it’s own ego being surrounded by 3 countries that don’t like it and one continent that’s afraid of it. This is just like the retards claiming China could rival America and be a superpower “soon.” Or my favorite America is going to lose its superpower status.

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>>76453241
Ogey chang

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>>76451669
Can I lineup the you, the antis, and the faggot trying to do baby rp? Could make this the best thread with a single well placed bullet

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I am sad but atleast i have thoughts

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Mom, i am getting deaththreats on /vt in the Gawr Gura General, please help

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>>76453225
Big guy keeps shooting missiles until the little guy can no longer stop it. Then you send in the ground troops. If the plan was just destroying a country no small country can stop the big country. Unless we’re talking Australia vs Japan. You can only defend and win if their plan isn’t to destroy you like America vs Vietnam

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>>76453328
if you don't like baby rp you're an anti, Gura loves baby rp and wishes all chumbies were as enthusiastic about it as she is

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My peen hurts because of gabby

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>>76450638

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>>76453580
source please

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>>76453283
>SEA
Would explain the inability to read

[Anonymous No.]

This thread looks like it has a confusing mess of words and topics. I'm not usually the one the yell "not gonna read!" But I think I might skip a good chunk of this one.
I LOVE GURA!

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Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

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>>76453547
>Just shoot missiles
What, exactly, is your impression of the PRC that you think this is how they operate lol, or that taiwan doesn't have AWACs out the ass to shoot them down

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>>76453984
>or that taiwan doesn't have AWACs out the ass to shoot them down
This retard seems to think that the real world have infinity ammo glitch

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>>76453936
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
What is this anyway? Is this happening because you keep copypasting this post over and over?

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>>76454067
>Stockpiling ammo for decades
They'll certainly last longer than chinas supply of missiles lol

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>>76454239
>because you keep copypasting this post over and over?
Yes

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>>76453547
Retard take. The Taiwanese are dug in like ticks they have been preparing for this war for decades and crossing the straight of Taiwan is no joke. China would have to commit 100% to this to have any chance and even then they almost certainly couldn't pull if off quickly enough for the US and its regional allies, Japan and Korea to not get involved.

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>>76454280
My daughterwife is a big girl now...

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>>76453984
You are so fucking stupid. Do you think reading means making up words in your head? I never said China would do that because they don’t want to destroy Taiwan. And I don’t care how much patriotism you have for your shit hole country but if you could take of yourself America wouldn’t have to babysit you and China.

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>>76455015
Lol get triggered there chang?

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>>76451669
>I get such a bullet.
Fauna is now my sex slave.

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>>76454067
>>76454286
>>76454516
Why did they have to buy defensive systems for cheap recently? Or beg stronger countries for their advance military defense systems? Or better yet why do they keep begging for help? You don’t see India asking for help with China and even Japan being the little blip it is only wants help with nukes. And hot would we immediately jump into help while helping Ukraine and the nonsense with the Jews? Outside of the US none of those allies would be able to stop China’s allies. The world isn’t afraid of anyone but America and we’re barely holding it together right now. You probably think Ukraine is holding Russia back completely on their own

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>>76454543
My condolences

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>>76455065
I’m surprised you found time to catch your breath since you’re laughing so hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, FINE, I will be the one who invades Taiwan

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>>76454280
You screenshotted a little boy on a toilet and posted gura’s face on top. What is wrong with you?

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>>76455773
>You screenshotted a little boy on a toilet
It's clearly Gura on the toilet, get glasses you tard

[Anonymous No.]

I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength, ID male collabs, deceased bees, butt-wiping, chinese invasion of taiwan, missiles…i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

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>>76455999
yes

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I want to tickle goobas armpits

[Anonymous No.]

I miss this thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

post set plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>76456670
I miss the creator of this thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

Well, i am finally also pissed at Gura. Posting a tweet like this for a starving fanbase that has been missing you for almost 4 weeks and then not delivering anything is just cruel. I mean its impossible even for me to defend this. Very sad.

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>>76446388
nta, but she ended at exactly the one hour mark and was watching the clock the entire stream.
Stop being autistic. You need to learn there is more to communication than the strict, literal meaning of the things people say.

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>>76456971
What do you mean? Posting a tweet about Gura time means she doesn't have to do anything!

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>>76457045
>you HAVE to be schizo! you just have to!

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>>76457054
i am too exhausted right now to respond seriously to your pathetic cope so go off my dude

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>>76457129
>I just HAVE to post the most ironic statement in this thread

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>>76457148
I think that was sarcasm

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>>76457054
NTA: No, but don't you think she should have known how alot of people would interpret what such a post could mean? I bet she knew full well that alot of people would assume that post means an impending stream

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>>76457240
So she either is totally retarded or totally evil

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well????

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She's doing everything short of a male collab to try and get rid of people.

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>>76457389
I seared my ahi tuna. Well done would be a travesty

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>>76449973
It seems like you are being sincere.
So please tell me why are you trying to downplay the possibility that she intended to stream but then didn't, either because she decided not to or because something else came up.
I say this because you're acting as if you're sure she tweeted that without the intent to stream and your reasoning is because she didn't end up streaming, which seems like circular reasoning to me.

Personally, I think you're wrong solely because she has never made a tweet like that and then didn't stream. So please tell me why you think it's logical to assume the meaning of that kind of tweet is different from all the ones she's done like that in the past.

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>>76451828
You just complaining in these threads and not bothering to say any of this stuff to her is "pissing in the wind".

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>>76457347
Gura truly is a cruel mistress... sasuga Gex Guthor!

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>>76457566
>Being this genuine with a delusional yesbud
Gura cannot be wrong and never does anything bad. That's his reasoning.

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>>76457566
>I say this because you're acting as if you're sure she tweeted that without the intent to stream
It's like you didn't even read the post you're replying to, and stop trying to restart a dead argument you fucking retard

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>>76451669
>Tell Gura that
Yes, that is what you should do, and you're mad because they're right.

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>>76457688
Thats a truebud. Fauna believes that too which means shes the strongest chumbie

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>>76457129
How do you have this little self-awareness?

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fembuds

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>>76457347
She's retarded and lazy and no one holds her accountable so she'll continue being retarded and lazy.

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>>76457803
Are you unironically encouraging us to complain at her on Twitter and send whiny supas? Sounds like anti shit.

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what da chumbies up to today?

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>>76458538
I'd like to play some backshot roulette with Gura...

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>>76457722
>It's like you didn't even read the post you're replying to
No. You're the retarded one. See >>76449973
>So did I, but since there has been no comeback why would I still think it's a comeback tweet.
and
>I don't know what her plan was with the tweet but obvious it wasn't indicating a stream because she didn't fucking stream.
He literally said it's obvious that the tweet wasn't indicating a stream or comeback because it didn't end up happening.
But that's circular reasoning, especially since every time she's ever made a tweet like that in the past, she intended to stream shortly afterwards.

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>>76458661
still playing kingdom come deliverance

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>>76458605
No, it's actually productive instead of just whining and gossiping what she might be thinking like this >>76458988

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>>76458661
not sure what to do yet

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>>76459175
But you are encouraging us to break containment and go complain to her on Twitter and through supas. What other form of communication do we have. Sounds like a call to raid retard.

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>>76458538
Looks like a woman is fucking gura

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>>76459354
nah that's just my gamer tan

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>>76458988
>He
It's my post, I know what I fucking meant by it. I'm not gonna sit here and argue with someone who's entire goal is to make people mad at her. I don't care what bullshit hoops you want to jump through. She didn't explicitly say she was going to stream and no stream happened, so it's not a comeback tweet. It's literally that simple. Oh and she's made plenty of random tweets in the past that didn't lead to streams, and she's done "comeback" streams without tweets like the morning one a few months ago. You're looking for patterns to pretend like she broke one so you can be upset. I'd like her to actually communicate with us more and to actually stream but crying over a tweet because of how you interpreted it is fucking retarded.

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>>76459303
A group of fans making legitimate complaints is perfectly fine. It's only when it's done by actual bad actors is it a problem.

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>>76459672
So you'd rather we harass her on Twitter than air out our complaints her in her fan-split. Still sounds like anti shit.

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>>76459175
>gossiping
That's not what that means.
Korone usually announces her streams the same way. She posts a tweet consisting of only a time, like "21:00" or "23:00", which is the time she intends to stream at for the upcoming evening and she's been doing that for over four years.
You're retarded and absurd argument is that because Korone has never explicitly said what those times mean, then we have no idea what her intention is when she posts them. You're saying that if she posted one and didn't show up, then that must mean she meant something else.
When Gura makes a tweet like that, she has always streamed the following evening.
You're by far the stupidest person in this entire thread, and that's honestly very impressive.

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>>76459523
There's a slight difference between a random tweet about a burger and a tweet where she's showing off the goobtime watch from the pre-stream animation that time forgot and saying LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS.
>>76459735
No, I'm pretty sure you're interpreting it in the worst way possible because you feel like being a faggot.

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>>76459419
Gimme your butthole gamer boi

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Not many chumbies on right huh. It is a bit early

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>>76459811
>Worst way possible
What else are you asking us to do fag, your explicitly encouraging us to break containment and go raid her twitter and stream.

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>>76459910
I'm not encouraging you to do anything other than maybe kill yourself, whatever it takes for you to stop posting.

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>>76458661
Taking a shower

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>>76459909
I've been playing vidya all day

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>>76459762
Krone and Gura aren't the same people and the context of Korone giving an actual indication that she will stream at a certain time and Gura just tweeting it 'Gooba time' without anything else is different.

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>>76459968
You told me to go tell gura, what else is that but encouraging me to go complain at her on Twitter. I'm not the one calling for a fucking raid anti, stop telling these dipshits to go harass her twitter account.

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>>76460040
No I didn't, retard, I am not the same person, but him telling people to go tell Gura their issue rather than talk about it in here and nowhere else until the sun burns out is not suggesting people go start a raid and you know it.

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>>76460040
NTA but a group of people making legitimate complaints isn't an "anti raid".

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>>76460127
You're not the same person but you're repeating his talking points idiot, stop telling people to go raid gura. you're still encouraging these malicious dipshits to go troll her on twitter and send whiny supas to ruin her stream. You're an anti retard

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>>76459523
>Oh and she's made plenty of random tweets in the past that didn't lead to streams
Please show me a tweet where she said it was shark time or something similar and then didn't stream the upcoming or following evening.

Honestly, you need to shut the fuck up about assuming my intentions. I'm not trying to make anyone mad at her. I'm trying to get a smooth-brained retard to explain his terrible reasoning about why he thinks the tweet meant nothing.
Like I already said, something may have happened that prevented her from streaming. It's also possible that she just decided not to. She recently said "see you in a couple days" in her members stream and then didn't. Are you saying she didn't mean anything by that either? Something obviously happened.
It's up to you to believe what it was that happened, but saying that she didn't mean what she said or that the tweet didn't mean what it has always meant is fucking retarded.

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Being angry is a waste of time. I don't know whats wrong with you people.

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>>76460218
>stop telling people to go raid gura
I'm not, no matter how many times you try this angle.

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>>76460281
They think being angry will make Gura stream somehow, even though she's made it extremely clear that that isn't how she works and in fact it has the opposite effect.

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>>76460286
What are you telling people to do then retard, you assert that's not what you're telling people to do but you can't stammer out what you actually fucking intend retard. Do you want them to go stalk her IRL???

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shark booty ToT

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>>76460344
Are you retarded?

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>>76460387
Are you? What the fuck do you mean by "tell gura" if not "go complain on her twitter and send whiny supas" dipshit

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You guys are making me sad with your agressive hostility towards eachother :(

Lets all come together and sing "We shall overcome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM39QUiAsoM

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I can't post and play vidya at the same time.

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>>76460425
I didn't tell you to tell Gura you braindead faggot, but him telling people to go tell Gura is not a call to raid. Leaving aside for a moment that no one is gonna do shit, the real reason his posts are so annoying because he knows damn well, he never suggested started a raid on twitter, and sending a superchat is not a raid, nor does it have to be whiny. And no I don't think anyone is suggesting going to find her in person, the only one who brought that up is you because you're visibly going fucking insane.

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>>76458661
I'm playing wc3 customs.

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>>76460028
>Korone and Gura aren't the same people
That's irrelevant. They both eat food too despite not being the same person.
And they both frequently use twitter in a similar way to announce upcoming streams and that was the point. You're a fucking disingenuous retard for trying to say otherwise.
Again, find me a single time when Gura has ever tweeted "it's gooba time" or something similar and then didn't stresm. You won't because you can't because that has always been what those tweets meant and you know it.
You completely understand that you're wrong, and you saying that she sometimes streams without announcing it on twitter is also completely irrelevant to what those tweets mean.
Why are you even trying?

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>>76460616
Dude you're a fucking retard, stop encouraging people to break containment and raid her twitter you fucking mongoloid

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>>76460689

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>>76460695
Can you please update this chatGPT model or something?

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>>76460265
I genuinely don't care enough to type a real reply to you since you're just a raging faggot. Take this (you) and this cute Gura and go cry somewhere else.

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>>76460739
>lose the argument
>accuse the other side of being a bot
like clockwork, kys anti. Nobody needs to be harassing gura on Twitter no matter how much you want her to suffer you fucking pig

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>>76460822
Wait
>repeating points no one is fucking saying over and over
>kys anti
Dorkmaze, are you back again?

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>>76458661
I am playing civ6

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>>76460790
In other words, you concede that what you said was wrong but are too childish to admit it.
Again, my intent was never to make anyone mad at Gura. Everyone else already understands what those kinds of tweets have ALWAYS meant for years. You're trying to gaslight other chumbuds into thinking it could have meant something else other than her intent to stream when you yourself know it meant the same thing it always has.

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>>76461123
Dinos shouldn't be used for mucho texto

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>>76461023
>calling him a bot failed!
>quick! accuse him of being a namefag!
Lol

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>>76461123
_____________(you)_________

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>>76460689
Korone is someone who is a streamer and communicates pretty clearly with her fans whereas Gura can hardly be considered a streamer anymore and doesn't communicate at all. It doesn't make any sense to view such different people the same here.

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>>76461191
You shouldn't try to shitpost with korone here chumbie. I actually like her.

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>>76460439
That's fucking gay, no.

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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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I want to suck Gura's coks

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>>76461406
Go tell gura that

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>>76461223
I agree that it can be considered inflammatory, but its not inaccurate. Does it not make sense to view someone who is consistent and makes their intentions clear differently from someone who is inconsistent and is vague? The answer is yes, it does, hence they are different people. If you think they should be subjected to the same standards that's a different story, but for now they are not.

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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

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>>76461191
Again, their quality as a streamer is beside the point. I wasn't comparing Gura to Korone as a streamer. I said that they both frequently announce their intent to stream in a similar way on twitter. Sometimes they don't announce it, but every time that Korone tweets out a time without context and every time Gura tweets out a message like "it's shark time", "Gooba is approaching", etc., then it means they intend to stream that evening. This has been the case for literally years, so claiming that she must have meant something else is ridiculous.

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goowa

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>>76461597
It's almost like the people out tweeting a time without context are different people and you can't hold Gura to the same standard as past Gura especially when past Gura actually was a streamer and could be trusted more to follow through.

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>>76461515
>someone who is inconsistent and is vague
Except you're wrong in the context of this conversation. Gura has been just as consistent as Korone when announcing her intent to stream on twitter. In fact, despite streaming a lot, lot less in general than Korone, Gura rarely cancels streams after she announces them. It's only happened a couple times in the past and she announced the cancelation each time it happened.
This time is different. She announced a stream with her most recent tweet and then didn't stream or announce any cancelation.

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Is this arguing fun? No one ever convinces anyone of anything around here

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>>76462215
Gura cute!

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>>76462009
>You can't hold gura to the same standard as herself
Lol

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>>76462160
>She announced a stream with her most recent tweet
No, she did not. She implied a stream, but that is not a stream announcement.

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>>76462160
>She announced a stream with her most recent tweet
No she didn't. She made a vague Gooba time tweet. Unless she explicitly announces it or puts a frame is up then its not a stream announcement. Stop comparing that tweet to other members that always intend to stream when they make tweets about a time. Don't like it? Hold Gura accountable for not streaming then.

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>>76462308
>>76462460
Do you enjoy pretending to be retarded?

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>>76462009
>you can't hold Gura to the same standard as past Gura
This is literally the first time she has ever announced a stream on twitter for the following evening and then didn't show up. This isn't holding her to the standards of past Gura. This is holding her to the standards of current Gura, who announced several of her most recent streams in a similar way.

>>76462308
>She implied a stream, but that is not a stream announcement.
That is effectively the same thing. An implicit announcement that has always meant the same thing in the past is still an announcement. Explain how they're different or else I'll assume you're being completely disingenuous.

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>>76462503
No stream was announced. I'm not the one being retarded, you are.

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>>76462285
Yes. You can push her to uphold that standard she used to have (and people should) but she clearly isn't the same as her past self so thinking she'll uphold that standard by herself is silly.

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>>76462743
Based. Gura cute

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>>76462552
>>76462552
Look, idiot. You can win this argument extremely easily. All you have to do is find a similar tweet she's made about it being "gooba time" or "shark time" or whatever and then show she didn't stream and so she must have meant something else.
It was a stream announcement because every time she has posted those tweets in the past, that is what she meant.
Grow the fuck up and learn to admit when you're wrong.

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>>76462215
It likes arguing with itself

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>>76462548
She didn't announce a stream. This was just you interpreting as an announcement. The problem here is that she should stop being so vague and learn how to communicate properly and the fact that no one is tard wrangling her on this issue is baffling.

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>>76462870
Dinos shouldn't be used for evil

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that's a lot of words
too bad I ain't reading those huhaha

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Are people seething at Gura making fools of themselves again? Seems like it.

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>>76463218
wait shes not wearing pink pantsu? impossible, im her favorite chumbie

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>>76462900
>She didn't announce a stream.
See >>76462870
"It's gooba time", "it's shark time", etc have always meant the same thing for years: that she would stream the following evening.
And so it is quite literally a de facto announcement of her intent to stream. Just because it is not an explicit announcement, does not mean it is not an announcement. Find a counter example to win this argument, otherwise you've completely failed to support your own position, you insufferable fucking retard.

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>>76462900
It was pretty clearly meant to be an announcement, not even the most delusional people really believe this.

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>>76463442
Take off the mask gawr

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>>76462943
Calling out a gaslighting moron is not evil.

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>>76463560
The dino are peaceful and only fight gawr

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>>76463169
Is there a version without those hands?

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>>76463735

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remember, chumbies

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Maybe instead of just saying "it's gooba time" she should just make a schedule when she intends to stream.

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>>76463612
That's incongruous with our team's thorough observations of the territorial and vindictive behavior demonstrated by the extant herds of Dino Gura found inhabitanting the temperate grassy plains of Pal World.
Your research seems to be lacking.

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>>76464158
only antis still bring up schedules, fuck off

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>>76464233
I'm keeping my eye on you muchotextodinobud

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>>76464313
We should have brought up schedules more when she stopped...

[Anonymous No.]

How is your oshi doing, chumbuds?

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>>76464313
Schedules are objectively good and she clearly needs them to have any semblance of consistency.

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>>76464514
enjoying her life without us, like always

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>>76464561
Shes just like me...

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>>76464613
but you're here

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>>76464716
I'm enjoying some vidya right now and listening to asmr.

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>>76464716
believe it or not most posters in this thread treat it as a side thing and don't dedicate their life to shitposting

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