/vag/ - VAllure General

[Anonymous No.]

Overheated milk Edition
But did she shower?

[Trailer]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SROxvHL_VrY

[Gen 1: Indulge]
▶ Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess
>https://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulait
>https://x.com/AzuraDulait
>https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW
>https://patreon.com/AzuraDulait
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlpyN3kB_X0
▶ Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear
>https://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpaws
>https://x.com/IceySnowpaws
>https://patreon.com/iceysnowpaws
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7mptfQbm0E
▶ Immy Bisou - Little Sis
>https://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisou
>https://x.com/ImmyBisou
>https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW
>https://patreon.com/ImmyBisou
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgWtYKe15Jg
▶ Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere
>https://www.youtube.com/@MercyModiste
>https://x.com/MercyModiste
>https://x.com/ModisteNSFW
>https://patreon.com/MercyModiste
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcIzO9hsdwI
▶ Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress
>https://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbum
>https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum
>https://x.com/ShibiNSFW
>https://patreon.com/shibicottonbum
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R6srkqpW88
▶ Stronny Cuttles - It's Nice to be Back
>https://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttles
>https://x.com/StronnyCuttles
>https://patreon.com/stronnycuttles
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKAkJYvLlk

[Links]
>Official Website: https://www.vallure-agency.com/
>Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@VAllure
>Twitter: https://x.com/VAllureOfficial

[FAQ for Tourists]
▶ What is VAllure?
>The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.
▶ Is this the whorpo?
>Yes. They are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.
▶ Is this the green lady corpo?
>Yes, listen to the trailer.
▶ Where will the content be?
>Youtube, Patreon, and fansly is allowed but not encouraged.
▶ What will happen over in YouTube?
>Most likely kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking.
>Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.
▶ Will they masturbate on stream?
>It's up to girls how degenerate they want to be while skirting TOS. Don't expect it yet though.
▶ Where's the spicy audio at?
>Over at Patreon.
>1 account per talent, sub whoever you like.
>Gatekept at $5/month for 4 spicy audios from each talent.
▶ Do we know who joined?
>Yes, but we don't wish to discuss past lives here. If you really want to know, look in the archive.
▶ Is there a Discord server?
>Not right now.
>An official Discord server only for notifications is on it's way.
>No chatting, no VC, and no talent. You can't be groomed, sadly.
>If there's going to be a fancord, the girls wouldn't be joining it either.
▶ Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?
>Yes, all of them, with me.

Previous thread >>76387185

[Anonymous No.]

Shibi!

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MUMMEH AND ALL HER DAUGHTERS! I would let her turn me into her toy.

[Anonymous No.]

For the next 2 to 7 days Madam will require extra pampering! Are you ready to provide?

[Anonymous No.]

hag love

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[Anonymous No.]

why are we moving so fucking fast, I actually had to work today and idk wtf is going on now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
azura mommy please comfort me

[Anonymous No.]

>There was big drama that she announced she would not do spicy ASMR anymore.
>VAllure starts emerging on social media, has 2 Vtubers that do the same kind of spicy ASMR she did before(but on a lewder level from what I heard)
>Suddenly announces to do spicy ASMR again.

VAllure is already having a big impact at least for Idol that is.

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>>76419545
Duloxetine?

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>>76421227
https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1793473626622345683
>isreal
wtf. obviously its bait, but damn, thats kinda mean to her old fans

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Wtf kind of name is stronny? That's some nijisanji shit. Damn it mummeh

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>>76421227
The drama was much bigger than just not doing coomer anymore anon. Suffice it to say she's a whore (derogatory). It's best we avoid that entire mess and enjoy our whores (compliment).

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>>76421227
Absolutely shameless.

[Anonymous No.]

>no /preg/ content
I sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421227
I heard it was some kinda goal she had agreed upon a while ago. Anyways hope VAllure will do lewd ASMR collabs with other chuubas. That would be nice.

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>>76421500
Stronny is fully
>no preg, only breed
a curious position but it is what it is

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>>76421500
Azura is right there

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>>76421555
She wants the pleasure of being cummed inside but she doesn't want to deal with the pain of pregnancy

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>>76421227
>>76421364
>>76421403
>>76421477
>>76421533
/jidf/ is this way: >>76408253
So sorry you got lost bros!

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>>76421227
>Ban gachikoi
>Push away coomers with rebrand
>Push away remaining audience with rerebrand
Can starbucks do anything right?

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>>76421593
>I grow quite the bush
I AWAKE

[Anonymous No.]

immy is a freak

[Anonymous No.]

People keep calling chuubas whores but it turns out whores are actually what we needed.

[Anonymous No.]

Any recommendations for a masterbator? I wanna get a good toy for when my little sister allows me to cum.
I was looking at one of those tenga flip gravity’s but if there’s anything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421751
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421759
Whores (japan)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421751
ryona cunny UOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421759
"Whore" needs context /here/

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>>76421751
It'll be a challenge adding Hulk Hogan moustache to this one, but I'll see what I can do when I get back home

[Anonymous No.]

All of them are so fucking hot, It's going to be hard to choose one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421918
Just don't choose Shibi and you're good.
Or choose Shibi if you want free ball removal

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421918
become a whore, anon. cum to everyone

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>>76421977
What's wrong with Shibi? Her voice is really hot.

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>>76421767
I have the tenga flip gravity. It feels nice but more like im jacking off than fucking. It leaks pretty easily along the seam so it gets messy, and if youre 5 inches itll feel a bit too small, they have a new one but that looks way too soft to not feel like slathering a big marshmallow on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421767
Seems kinda expensive, I'd get a regular onahole instead. There are some loli themed ones if you want better immersion, although I'd get a soft one as they tend to be really small and tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421918
You can drink your fill and indulge in all the whores this brothel has to offer anon

[Anonymous No.]

I hope mercy isn't averse to footstuff, that banner got me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421978
>>76422134
Are the girls okay with that? Usually there's some jealousy around that sort of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Immy seems like the kind of girl who loves being a cum rag.

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>>76422210
Mummeh should be happy you're enjoying her progeny. The only one I would really be worried about an exclusivity gimmick would be Mercy.

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>>76422210
Just dont tell Mercy

[Anonymous No.]

Is this Immy girl some old GWA regular? That voice sounds so incredibly familiar but I can't quite put a name to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422210
they do play into a possessive role, but just dont put talent vs talent or tell them (on twitter or chat) "i'm leaving to watch another girl over you". just dont be retarded. and if you plan to watch multiple girls dont go aroudn saying "you are my favorite" in every chat

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>>76421918
I'm hard set on Azura. I cant wait to fall asleep to her calling me her good boy.

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>>76422345
I'm so dreadfully into mommydom stuff that, if she can do it right, I'll probably actually fall in love.

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>>76422291
>GWA
Anons, unless you don't want to cry, don't go check out the sad state of FSA on /soc/ these days. I swear a singular man has been bumping it for years at this point. A precipitous fall.

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>>76422345
insta-drop if she doesn't do pregnancy content, insta-giga-kami oshi if she does pregnancy content

simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422500
>double negative
I am a little reetarded

[Anonymous No.]

Still haven’t cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422500
That's just /soc/ writ large, it used to be a place where you could unironically meet girls, now it's just a forest of dick pics.

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>>76422379
Same her voice fits her model so well I'm really excited

>>76422508
Its not a make or break for me but I hope she does something because it would be a waste to not use that belly for good.

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>>76421767
https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/male-masturbators/p/lovehoney-reversible-double-stroker-intense-ticklers/a22079g31192.html
https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/male-masturbators/p/lovehoney-head-master-double-texture-blow-job-stroker/a36140g66595.html
https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/male-masturbators/p/lovehoney-head-master-vibrating-blow-job-stroker/a39326g72187.html
These three are good for jerking off, although if you have a really wide cock some of these might feel too tight when you first get them.

https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/male-masturbators/p/sue-johanson-head-honcho-male-masturbator/a10580g10580.html
This is easily the best cheaper toy on the market for anything other than a short dick (guys with short dicks it will flop around and be hard to hold onto). There's also a "Super Head Honcho", either one will work fine.

https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/male-masturbators/p/lovehoney-hot-shot-rechargeable-warming-silicone-male-masturbator/a40653g84509.html
This one is great for just lying back and letting yourself get hard (put a blanket over yourself so it stays in place), but you can still stroke it to cum.

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>>76422500
Hey now. Skitty still shows up in /fsa/ once a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422291
No she never posted there

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>>76422706
>/soc/ dead
>GWA packed with trannies policing content and deleting some of the best of the best old content
>psstaudio dead
>alwayslightlysleepy never audio-whored again
No coomers have suffered more than audiofags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421767
Go on AliExpress and search "male masturbator" and buy something that looks like a cylinder that pumps a sleeve up and down.
They're cheap and effective but noisy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421767
Tomax Lilith uterus and some lube. thank me later

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422805
>posts about herself in the third person

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>>76422898
>noisy
Fuck, I share a thin wall with my sister in our apartment, so that won't do.
Are there any good ones that are mostly silent?

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>>76421227
pointless fight, there is no way for jews to compete against british woman, jewscorp cant develop the same content, but it will be fun to see them trying and getting fucked by the girls because they didnt sign for it and florida fag trying to gaslight everybody to protect his jew money kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421767
Just buy a tenga egg. Not sure how big your dick is but I'm about 9 inches and the stud one is great for me, There's a shit ton of different types and if you take care of it with some antibacterial toy cleaner with some cornstarch after every use, you can make it last way longer than 1 time. Also I wouldn't force it all the way down if you're big or you might stretch it out too much so I tend to only go halfway, occasionally more but not too often, and mine has lasted for 2 years now (Granted I sometimes switch it out for a different one as well).

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422883
Last I heard they banned the futa tag on gwa for being triggering to flag people

[Anonymous No.]

>>76423016
>9 inches
???
The fuck are you doing here, go fuck a horse girl or film porn

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the girls getting custom molded onahole merch…

[Anonymous No.]

>>76423101
i will buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76423016
>but I'm about 9 inches
X

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422883
>alwayslightlysleepy never audio-whored again
I mean she's still making asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422994
avoid onaholes with a vacuum chamber, the suction makes a lot of noise. Least noisy ones would be onahole with an open end, something like the Ondo Nupu would work nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>76423021
You can still make futa content you just have to tag it as "dickgirl" instead because futanari is transphobic or whatever

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>>76423101
Now that would make me buy merch, fuck those shitty ass acrylic stands, give me official onaholes. It's not even unheard of too, Melody had one, as well as many JP AVtubers I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421767
hard (hehe) to tell, some people like them tight, others dont, some need more stimulation on certain parts but for others those parts might be uncomfortable to touch, some need different kinds of textures, some models can be a little bit harder to clean which can be annoying, its a matter of testing, start with the most common ones (tenga eggs), from there you can get a decent idea of what you actually need to move on to other models and companies, onahole reviewers exist btw, check them out.

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>>76422331
it's sad that has to be said, but i've literally seen this exact stuff many times before. i got to see a vtuber tear someone's asshole out for saying this kinda shit in chat, live, it was very cathartic.
actual autists not realizing they're still talking to human beings

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>>76423101
That would be the first time I buy a vtuber merch.

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>>76422210
99% of vtubers will only care if you are a paypig or fanartist. If you are neither, you are not that important for them to care if you leave. I'm sure some do care about certain chatters but they will never admit it openly.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we know who the girls PLs are yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424216
how new. if you havent done reps or be on the earlier threads, then it isnt important to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424259
I never said it was important brother I'm just curious

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1793423529188409726

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424330
fair enough
your sister
your mother
your aunt
your teacher
your childhood friend
your neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424439
Jokes on you. I don’t have a sister; so I know you’re lying.

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>>76424488
Immy will be sad that you dont think of her as your sister

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https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1793526300537475188?t=abZyH00Px1tZjUXwRiwwmA&s=19

I want to do this but with my dick instead of the pacifier

[Anonymous No.]

The blue one looks like a male. Not even trying to be a hater it looks like a shota it's gross

[Anonymous No.]

>Icey is leaning hard on the baby roleplay angle
God is cruel. All I want is a loli chuuba who embraces the loli role without the extra fluff...

[Anonymous No.]

it took me a really long time to realize this, but that time Stronny replied to me about the donothon rewards she kept apologizing for the inconvenience, calling me Anon-sama and using bowing emojis like a brothel madam appeasing a dissatisfied customer. I don't know how I didn't realize in the moment how incredibly hot that was, but now my intensely erect cock won't go down anymore.

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>>76424602

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424618
Another satisfied customer of Stronny's House of Whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424639
She’s gotta be so fucking flat, oh my god. My dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424682

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424639
Hot. Shota or loli makes no difference to my ojisan dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424803
Give it time. Hagchads always win in the end.

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>>76424913

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>>76424602
all the better for a heavy pregnancy (all mine) to completely ruin her little frame

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>>76425377
She should do a spicy asmr. Where she says in the end
>you will take responsibility, right?
>you thought it was safe because I took the pill? I am a fertility goddes my dear, they could be candy, wouldn't make a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

2d women can never reciprocate this lust i have but i fall in love with them anyways like a moth to a flame

[Anonymous No.]

>>76425821
Sorry was thinking about azura
Should stop speedreading

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>>76426424
Holy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76426424
she can draw too!

[Anonymous No.]

Wholesome degenerates are my weakness. It's all over for me bros.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking came to Immy replying to marshmallows fucking hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>76426424
They haven't even debuted and this corpo has everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>76427727
What a weak ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know shit about any of these new whores. Which ones are the most worth while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76426424
Crazy that mommy is also a good artist. Looks like these girls are not just good for cooming content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76427502
The rest of /vt/
>be mentally ill
>give money to mentally ill women
>nobody magically stops being mentally ill
>everybody loses
Many such cases.

/vag/
>be mentally ill, but very horny and affectionate
>give money to mentally ill women who are very horny and affectionate
>nobody magically stops being mentally ill, but we can be horny and affectionate together
>everybody wins
Can it work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76427727
lmao holy shit nigga, control yourself

[Anonymous No.]

I can't blame anyone for having lost already. These girls are just that fucking good.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76427727
Least horny ojisan. I approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421614
for future reference, it's
>>>/vt/jidf/

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>>76421227
Ironic whores like her are a dying breed. Thank you mummeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421227
>spicy asmr
she will eat spicy food and get off on a technicality
she does this to fulfill her donothon rewards so she can graduate with all the money

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>>76428848
This so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76428848
Ironic weebs, ironic dorks and ironic whores get the rope. Thank you mummeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76424618
>vtubing has turned a scottish woman spiritually japanese
I KNEEL TO THE POWER OF VTUBING I DIDNT THINK YOU COULD CIVILIZE THE PEOPLE NORTH OF HADRIAN'S WALL (really north of London if we want to be exact where the barbarian line starts)

[Anonymous No.]

I only have enough cum for 1 girl... this is torture to decide

[Anonymous No.]

>>76429148
Do it scientifically:
>one week abstinence
>watch all debuts without cooming
>wait for debuts 2.0 too if you want
>then decide which one to rewatch and coom to
Personal succubus found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76429036
Including london

[Anonymous No.]

>>76430149
Londonistan

[Anonymous No.]

>>76429036
All Caledonians need a good fucking before they're civilised anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76430149
Including London but excluding the city of london if we want to get really precise
Yes the city of london is a city within london, the uk is a magical place

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared for my balls if that's how they are before debuts.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so hyped bros

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I think if any of them goes hard on GFE, it's over for me. The only other vtubers I experienced both GFE and lewd content from were japs and I could barely understand them so I didn't take it that seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

Mummeh in prechat

[Anonymous No.]

>>76429148
LMAO ojiisan can barely cum 1 time in 2 weeks?! AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>76430604
Anon now is the time to send a maro about whether you want artist name credit or to stay anonymous.
>>76430687
>fkn loset

[Anonymous No.]

>>76430687
That's not how it works you dumbass, he's saving. It's not an infinitely spacious tank

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wtf is that Cunni relaxation thing Icey put in her throne. Also that name can't be just a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431424
We are winning so hard fellow reetards

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431424
I'm not a reefling and I'll still watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431710
She loves us

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>>76423330
>"futanari" is offensive
>"dickgirl" is not
what the literal fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431424
>plushie
I think I watched the Cubone one last month. Was pretty hot. I love her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431787
well you see words like futa and trap are transphobic according to woke twittards

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431822
The very air we breathe is woke, transphobic, LGBTQ+ and what have you for the terminally online on that cesspool

[Anonymous No.]

What is that, Icey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431975
vibrator

[Anonymous No.]

It's up
https://x.com/StronnyNSFW

[Anonymous No.]

Look at Stronny's NSFW account now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432024
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432024
PIERCED NIPPLES LETS GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432024
>still no icey

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>>76432246

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432281
Mercy my beloved...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431052
>does not have a semen factory running 24/7 for his brat to consume
Grim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432281
Aside from Stronny, Mercy has been the one I'm most excited to see debut. Twitter just can't give a real impression of a streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I knew this corpo was starting but hadn't paid attention and now I see the designs and the debuts are soon. Sold

[Anonymous No.]

Will the other girls release their shorts today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432530
Welcome to the whorepo newfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422026
Fragile masculinity is the problem

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>>76432523
I want to get to know Mercy and Azura more. Since they're the only ones not /here/

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>>76432246
>>76432281
I'm VERY excited to hear Mercy on stream. Everything about her has been perfect so far. She could easily become my personal succubus. Her or Icey, or both and then Mercy will kill me
Gambatte Mercy!!! You can do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432664
Mercy is very much /here/

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been able to stop thinking about Madam Shibi since her full design has been revealed. She's absolutely perfect to me. I can't stop listening to her mantra right in my ears, over and over and over. I must have repeated it at least 500 times now. I downloaded it, converted it to mp3, and put it on my phone to listen to. I can't wait until her debut. Usually I coom once or twice a week, but I'm saving up for my mistress to give her a warm welcome. I've printed out and laminated a picture of her and can't wait to cover it with my piggy juices. She's so fucking sexy. I love her. She's everything to me already. God.

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>>76432911
Hope she likes my erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432911
I will now start saving up my "energies" for her debut.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my cute bear.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont care what it takes to do it but my balls will become become non-stop semen factories for Icey and Immy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432911
Mercy if you're reading this outright deredere ASMR with some yan undertones would be amazing. I want my kouhai to run her fingers through my hair and reassure me that she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>that art from mommy
ffuuUUck
Madam and Mommy are gonna destroy me

[Anonymous No.]

I love my cute little sister

[Anonymous No.]

I want to beat the stuffing out of her lovingly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lovingly punish my little sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433553
I want to kiss her tummy.
And carry her around on my shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76422676
https://www.lovense.com/solace-automatic-hands-free-male-masturbator Worth or overpriced gimmick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433736
Never understood this fetish.
I could never hurt the woman I love.

[Anonymous No.]

I think for me it's going to be either Immy or Azura. Not the biggest fan of yandere stuff because of shitty real experiences so Mercy isn't my cup of tea and, although Shibi is incredibly hot, I'm not that into hardcore domme stuff. Immy's Lolidom style seems really fucking sexy and I love a girl who wants to get their brains fucked out until they pass out and Azura is an instant win because of Mommydom. I'm waiting to see what Icey's lewd stuff is like but I'm not too into my girls being infantalised. Mommeh is a given though as I loved her before all this. I love the variety though, it seems that there's something for everyone which is really cool.

...I'm really pent up...

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>>76433438
That's exactly what her character is going to be. Also shy, dorky, insecure, and overly attached. I need to learn how to masturbate without cumming or I won't survive this corpo. Does anon have a copypasta about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433553
>carrying her around in public places to embarrass her
>carrying her around the house using only my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433553
That precious smile and exposed little sister tummy, she's begging to be punched with affection

[Anonymous No.]

Making Immy squirt all over my cock and then lovingly cuddling her as we fall asleep together while I'm still in her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433947
Same, violence in general is a huge turn off for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433948
Yeah, yandere is honestly one of the worst things she could do, when it comes to me. Immediate turn off. The woman who abused me was herself a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433972
>That's exactly what her character is going to be.
Yeah but most discussion of her in these threads is about her being yandom, that's nice too but there needs to be a balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433999
All the ryona degens came out of the woodworks since she posted that tweet, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76434077
It's fine for other people to be into it but that shit is always awful when you have to deal with it IRL. Shit was the most draining year of my life and I never want to go through it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433948
I don't think Immy is entirely for you either then anon. She's mentioned that she's interested in doing yandere content in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76434137
She is not any kind of dom, you can clearly see it from her tweets. She's adorable. I'm guessing her yandere is also going to be very soft, so >>76434077 could still give her a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76434300
Now, Immy's yandere on the other hand could be the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning /vag/ Mercy is super cute and I love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76434300
One off niche stuff is fine because I can choose to not engage with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433947
Agree. I get rough fucking or something like spanking hard. Punching? Nah, too much for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433867
>At full power can reach up to 280 strokes per minute for a truly intense experience.
That's almost 5 strokes per second. This is rabbit certified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432911
Mercy you don't need to be so shy. But I admit it's kinda cute. As long as it doesn't stop you from having fun, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433947
How could you not want to see the women you love at her most intimate and erotic. A pained face or one full of fear is filled with emotions that she wouldn't show to anyone else. You're imprinting yourself in her mind and she's putting her life in your hands. There's nothing more romantic than that.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed a mummeh pre-chat yapping session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76434750
Exactly. A bit of spanking and pounding her pussy until she's sore the next day is good but beating a woman?
Not into it.
I want her to scream harder when I thrust away inside and embrace and caress me lovingly when it's over.
The most
>abusive
thing I'd ever do is bend her over and go to town on her ass with my palm for misbehaving which is not abusive at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76434869
Rationally, I tolerate your kind because it's the same as me liking loli fantasies. But as a gut reaction, no. Just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76434869
I want her to look at me with love in her eyes. Knowing that she wants me and no other man.
To be soulmates for life knowing I'd die to protect her and our children.
I don't want her to be afraid of me. I want to come home and her eyes to light up, excited and happy to see me, that she's missed me and to know that I'm wanted and loved.
Her most intimate moment should be telling me she loves me and then she orgasms and screams out from my thrusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Nta but I'm fine with Immy abusing my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

Pathetic cocks are made to be abused by women

[Anonymous No.]

What are your sizes, gentlemen?
Pathetic 4 inches here

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
7
Don't be so hard on yourself

[Anonymous No.]

DAMN BRAT
https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1793620097677889654

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435019
I want to see everything she has to give me and I want to give her everything I can give. How can I say she wants me and no other man if our love is completely broken by something so lightly. I want her to see every side of me and still come back knowing she loves me more than anything else. Our relationship should be something deeper than saying we love each other without knowing the full picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
I dunno never measured. I think I'm smaller then average.
Hope that's enough for one of these girls to make fun of me for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
springy grower penis
1.5 inches soft, 5.5-7 inches erect depending on arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435580
Oshi mark correction needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435584
My picture will never involve beating my wife.
Only beating her pussy with my cock and beating her ass cheeks with my palm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
Only about 5.5 inches it's enough to fill my onahole so I can't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
6.5"

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
Somewhere between 7 and 8, all depends on how horny, tired, distracted etc I am. Or how empty my balls are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
Packing a 7 incher, but it's pretty fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
19cm if I put the tape on the right side of the dick. 17cm if I put it on the left side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
8 inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433947
Same desu. Pain is a HUGE turn off for me. In a real scenario I would never go over some spanking and slapping. Depending on how horny I am I would be okay with choking too.

[Anonymous No.]

The wait for Mercy's feet gets harder by the day. Kouhai give me strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435927
>side
Just measure from the top, use some string if it's too curvy.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like how people try to make Immy and Icey switch to calling fans daddy. Brother and ojisan is way better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435987
I was never into yandere and I never really understood it. Can someone please explan what the appeal is? What even is yandere? So much in love they go crazy, yeah, but does that mean? I feel like I have seen some yanderes in anime, but again, I don't think it represents how people portray yandere in this kind of media.
Also for bonus points what kind of yandere was the spider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
Haven't measured in a while but last I checked it was about 15cm or 6 inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436321
I fucking hate that people are refering to themselves as ojisans when talking to Immy. She is the LITTLE SISTER. If you want to be a cringe weeabo, at least say onisan/chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436419
You can be both

[Anonymous No.]

>>76431975
aaaaand... it was bought

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
6.25

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436354
The ideal yandere is one so in love with you that you are her whole world and she will not tolerate any threats to her world or threats that might take you away from her.
The yandere that sees you look at another girl and kills you and your whole family is the worst version.
Yanderes should be sweet and loving and dedicated and loyal to a fault until you give them a good reason to distrust you. Like if you fuck another woman. Then she goes crazy with jealousy. Unable to handle losing you because she would rather have you both die than be without you.
If you are loyal and loving and dedicated to her and never ever cheat and you console her fears and worries when she gets insecure, she should NEVER go crazy and stab you to death.
The appeal is that she loves you too much and would never even think about cheating on you. And her love is so overflowing that she wants to be with you all the time and make sure you are safe and still loyal to her of course.
A woman so loyal and loving that she would rather end her own life than betray you.
Oh and crazy women fuck real good.
If you handle a true yandere correctly you should never have any problems. Then they are the ideal wife. However if you start flirting with other women, then you have problems coming.
For a man that would never consider another woman other than his soulmate, this is an ideal prospect with no downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436419
Yeah, ojisan is Icey's thing while brother is for Immy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436419
>I fucking hate that people are doing pedophilia the wrong way
Funniest shit I've seen all week

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
Almost 7 inches. I am not sure of the exact length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76421395
its scottish you swaggless bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436757
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436354
>Also for bonus points what kind of yandere was the spider?
She did multiple types but mostly psycho/dom. Her last two lewd audios were one which included you licking her feet before she carved her name into your stomach with a knife and then fucked her pregnant, and one where she hid in your closet and rubbed one out watching you while listing off fantasies of what she wanted to do to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437009
Why is it never girls licking your feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436354
Watch the old Overly Attached Girlfriend videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437066
Because most women and people in general don't like licking people's feet.
That's why most audios are just sex noises and basic phrases and dirty talk.
Maybe one of the girls will be hyper submissive and want to get dommed hard and suck your toes to keep you happy. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436757
Well said. Could not have put it better myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437159
>people in general don't like licking people's feet
Wrong. If a woman is hot, licking her body is great, including her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433972
>shy and horny purple haired yandere chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436354
Personally, I like seeing crazily obsessed/addicted girls getting what they want. I like seeing them panting, quivering, drooling in anticipation once the object of their desire is in their grasp. If said object is me, then that's even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437159
>Because most women and people in general don't like licking people's feet.
feet is like the number one "real" fetish for men
hands is a top fetish for women so its almost the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>76434869
Nah lad, that kind of stuff sounds way too messed up. Good on you for knowing what you like and all that, but nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437227
>>76437253
FUCK!
I need our shy and horny purple haired yandere chuuba to start recording her own panting, quivering and drooling!!

[Anonymous No.]

Beat little sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436757
What's the point of yandere if she's just a normal girl until you cheat on her. I agree that far too many lean on her going crazy and trying to kill you but big part of yanderes are their suffocatingly obsessive nature. She might be the perfect wife but she's only like that because she's learned everything about you first.

[Anonymous No.]

Horny rabbit is awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437642
Sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437642
>big part of yanderes are their suffocatingly obsessive nature
That's the #1 appeal, yes.
I want to completely lose control on who my partner is or what we do together, because she has already decided everything by herself, has been stalking every inch of my life and is ready for extreme measures if she doesn't get her way.
I understand it's not for everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437742
Henai Heartbeat

[Anonymous No.]

Well I guess Shibi and Stronny wont suffer from burnout doing 4 audios a month atleast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437783
Nothing really happened in that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437837
I picked it up last year and liked it but apparently it's finished now. Was the ending disappointing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436354
I've never been a yandere super fan but I will share my 2 cents.
I kinda like how they can be submissive in a dommy way, if that makes sense. Like they may rape you but in their mind YOU'RE doing it because you love them so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437925
If you wanted actual Yandere then yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437925
It was pretty much axed. It didn't really do much with the yandere thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>76438014
>>76438104
What's a good
>suffocatingly obsessive nature
yandere manga or anime?
And by good I mean hot

[Anonymous No.]

Icey in prechat btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>76438365
In her own chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76438311
Happy Sugar Life if you don't mind /u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>76438422
Thank you!
/u/ is life, /u/ is love

By the way, do any of our girls swing that way? I won't bring it up otherwise, because I know it can be disgusting to those who don't.

[Anonymous No.]

ELON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FREE MY DAUGHTERWIFE I NEED TO HEAR THE SOUND HER CUNNY MAKES

[Anonymous No.]

>>76432911
SHE IS SO CUTE I CAN'T, I HOPE EVERY ANON HERE SEE GOD'S MERCY

[Anonymous No.]

>>76438530
They like each other but they haven't given any /u/ vibes. Try asking in a maro to get that out of the way quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436354
a girl that's madly in love with you, for what you are, positives and flaws, yeesh what's not to love about that, and personally im also pretty clingy so a girl that's also clingy is good for my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>76438530
>/u/ is life, /u/ is love
Well I think you're gonna like it then.

And I don't know about strictly /u/ content, some people might see it as NTR, however we will most likely get FFM audios that will probably involve some /u/ action.

[Anonymous No.]

bros I need a collab where Immy and Icey bully Azura and her big chocolate milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437642
Holy shit thank god someone gets it. It just sounds like anons want a girl that's clingy, a deredere or just an extremely loyal bodyguard/servent they can fuck conveniently without any of the negatives of a yandere or very minor yan traits that put their lives at risk. I personally want a borderline psychotic girl who would do anything from gaslighting, binding me, threatening to kill female friends, using weapons on me, etc to make sure there's no possibility of any girl even remotely getting close to me or for me to even think of anyone else. I want to feel like I'm never sure what she's going to do or act like due to her unstable personality sometimes feeling calm but then volatile over something that was minor. I've seen a shit ton of Asmrs recently involving yanderes and they feel so fucking boringly just clingy because everyone in their chats are just such yes men about literally anything she'll do with not even the slightest resistance to some insane shit she's suggesting and it just turns into a deredere stream with minimal yan moments.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Having two of the girls do an Audio together would be hot as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439124
Cute. Can't wait till I get to chill to her streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439145
That's pretty much guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.]

Group masturbation audio has to become a reality someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436689
aww man. I was gonna buy that for her when I got off of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439385
I would rip my fucking dick off if they did one holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a tight hug and a genuine compliment from a woman around my age. The coomer side of me is just an easy way to escape from these feelings and needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439145
Azure doing mommydom on one side with Shibi doing hard dom on the other
Shibi tying you up and bullying your cock while azure comforts you with her milk and ear licks, occasionally interjecting to stroke you
Shibi getting pissed at how much you're enjoying azures ear licks, wrapping your cock up in red rope to stop you getting stroked and leaning in to show she can make you whimper with ear licks too

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439097
But assuming you are the perfect guy for her, let her spy on you, install a tracking ship, never talk to other girls etc....p
What remains? Just the (very) prone to jealousy deredere

[Anonymous No.]

>your whore
>what do you want to see her play

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439429
TBF, that one guy did say he would buy it for her if she put it on there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
>Mercy
>anything that isn't Minecraft (done to death and oversaturated) or jumpscare games

[Anonymous No.]

>>76433736
gonna redraw this with immy give me a couple hours (sorry im so slow)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76435520
centimeter clit, 8in strapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
>Mercy
>reading lewd visual novels and acting out the characters, including realistic sex scenes ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439763
>centimeter clit
HOT
would suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439504
Careful anon feeding into your yandere gf's delusions just strengthens them. Keep it up and you won't even be allowed to use the bathroom alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
I have 850 hours in Binding of Isaac. I'm ready to help carry mummeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439471
>around my age
so a 40 year old hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439471
Same bro... same

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
If anyone is autistic enough to play elona+ I will marry them. Although not soon after debut, don't sabotage yourself like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439882
Isn't Elin's early access coming out at the end of the year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76426424
Fuck, I've never felt the NEED to stuff a womb full of cum more than what Azura makes me feel. Lasting until debut might kill me if I keep having dreams about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439840
Brat typed post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439700
Based I don't mind waiting at all a few hours is nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

This brat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439958
Should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
I don't have one but from what I've seen of Immy's taste in games I'll probably end up liking her for her games but not much of her content which I feel like Shibi or Stronny might be more up my ally in terms of asmr/audios? Possibly Mercy as well but I want to see how Yan she's going to be in some of her audios first. Oh but I'd want them to play any old retro games or any game genre they're passionate about because their personality will help make a game fun for me more than anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
Icey
Sengoku rance

[Anonymous No.]

>>76438365
Fuck I missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
Immy, I’ve got a feeling she’s gonna take my heart along with my cum.
>>76440147
What’s her taste in games like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440321
She likes Morrowind

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
>Mummeh!
>The Walking Dead Season 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
Immy/Azura/Icey
Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Stalker, any Souls game, Monster Hunter

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
Shibi
Anything. Except Minecraft maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76436419
It's okay to occasionally switch nicknames, but I also hope that they stick to big brothers and ojisans respectively

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440321
What this >>76440357 anon said and I've heard mention about one of the early 2D sonic games as well so I feel like I'll like the era range of games she might play, tho I'm assuming she'll also play some more modern games as well (Which should also be interesting to see what she's into,).

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
>collab
>Koikatsu Party

[Anonymous No.]

I just want comfy gaming streams.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck it looks like im the only faggot who wants them to play minecraft because i love zatsu and minecraft is a braindead zatsu game anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440607
Imagine the minecraft server

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
Immy
Dwarf Fortress

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
Madam Shibi
Overlord
Deception IV: The Nightmare Princess
Really she should play whatever she wants, but if there is a thing I really don't like are FPSs and especially APEX and Valorant

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone, please play grand strategy games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437066
Foot fetish for mens feet is incredibly rare compared to foot fetish for women

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440715
CK3 fucks everything that moves playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437066
men's feet are larger

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440651
Imagine the sex mods

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440655
>>76440715
I changed my mind. Give me HOI4 streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439385
If you had said that a few days ago, I would have told you that's a pipe dream.
But these whores might just be unhinged, lewd and friendly with each other enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440607
Zatsus are fine but if a chuuba is playing a game I want them to be playing the game, not just chatting while idly doing busywork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440715
Shibi creating empires of amazon women that enslave men as cum dispenser sex slaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440715
>>76440853
HOI4 streams would be fun. Especially if they play the schizokinomods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
Azura
Atelier

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439385
Vtuber limits have to be stretched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76441055
Make it happen mommeh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76440893
>high tier patreon members get access to this failed group masturbation audio where we tried to all surround the mic and get ourselves off but got too worked up and jumped on eachother

[Anonymous No.]

Not even sure who I'll vibe with more in terms of games but I hope there's someone that'll occasionally start a stream early anywhere between 5-7 pst time

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
I second wanting to see Madam Shibi play Overlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
Stronny
We need to finish Elden Ring

[Anonymous No.]

Did they just get culled again? I remember Icey being at 1000+ subs like 30-60 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
If you want my honest answer? I don't care at all. I just want to spend time with the woman I love.
Any games she enjoys will do just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76441934
Looks like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439538
I dont know why but i REALLY wanna see Mercy and/or Shibi playing MHW

[Anonymous No.]

>>76441934
Yotube fears the brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76441934
>dipping below 1k again
Neal you fuck!
It's okay baby girls you'll do so well regardless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76441934
This fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>76439801
thanks i hope i can get it to like 2 inches at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442072
Yeah, not me
:(

[Anonymous No.]

Was Immy and Stronny hit less hard this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76441934
They dumpstered my sub to shibi. I'll kill a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>76441934
Yeah it really sucks to see because I'm pretty sure they would've been in the 5000+ range or at the very least extremely close to it at this point

[Anonymous No.]

I never get purged for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube subs are use it or lose it. If you just sub and never visit their channel, you get culled.

>>76442148
Did you watch her BGM video and opened her prechat recently? Or ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442230
Nah, probably 2000~3000 though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442239
It's on my new alt but I listened to her bgm.

[Anonymous No.]

how do we feel about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442311
hehe funny number

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442311
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442311
If any of them smoke weed they will be actively anti'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442311
thats cooool duuuuude

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442311
I'd rip her farts straight from a bong

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442280
Dude I think this is about the 4-5th time they've gotten purged and they were over 2000 at one point

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442394
yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442311
I'm just going to assume this just her just making the funny number reference because she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442311
Mommy is just a cute dork on the side
Like when she tricked us with poopy fart noises

[Anonymous No.]

Baker-kyun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442311
I would smoke Mama's cooch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442597
How do people still not know how to bake
Click on the funny arrow
"Copy text"
Ctrl v on to new thread
Put /vag/ - VAllure General in subject
Use image that you masturbated to
Replace previous thread with this one

[Anonymous No.]

Here I go edging again. Ma'am will be the death of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442651
>Use image that you masturbated to
I think so many anons are holding it in that this is where your plan breaks down

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442695
My little sister asked me to wait so I'm waiting. I'm a good brother after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442119
Seems like Mummeh was the only one not hit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442768
Because of the short

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442803
>>76442803
>>76442803

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442768
Just as you said that, she just went down to 1.08k anon... Would you like to explain yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442597

>>76442878
>>76442878
>>76442878

[Anonymous No.]

....

[Anonymous No.]

Baked a bit too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442651
And that's what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442820
Oh, silly me. Well, it's up to you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442898
>bake a minute after another bake
retard-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442820
>>76442898
Welp, appreciate the effort I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76442820
this one was first

[Anonymous No.]

>three /vags/
vallure grows stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>76437066
Do you have clean feet?