/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
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Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Previous Thread: >>76349327

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

MY wife

[Anonymous No.]

oh good I didn't have to make the thread this time. two in a row was irritating

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/HGJJfAqcZJw?t=10488

"Last night i had a bad dream that you would stop streaming like take a long break or worse..."

You found some nice gems rewatching some old VOD:s when you are Gura-deprived :D I wonder how that superchatter feels nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

The dino

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76387161
Do you have the morgellons clip? I think that was also the same stream as spics on spikes.

[Anonymous No.]

Successfully guessing a survey's twist before the debriefing should not make me feel this good.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

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>>76387161
I was wondering when you were gonna repost this, it's a hell of a timestamp.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V play through & they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387271
>same number of embeds as last time
it would be funny if it grew every time, please do that in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387156
It takes no time, chumbie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387318
Do you have the fried chicken and watermelon timestamp?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76387396
I don't like doing it okay... it's annoying

[Anonymous No.]

I hate this world so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387430
The book should say Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387458
What video games did you play today chumbie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387344
Thats how it grew to its current size but the linebreaks on mobile devices got annoying

[Anonymous No.]

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387651
SNIFFFFF

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76387620
doesn't that add to the effect? keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387271
The best part about the gtav playthrough was the ability for gura to sing along to the radio. Now that she can't use it, theres no point in finishing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387548
minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387778
she could have made a custom radio with hololive songs, but she either didn't want to or didn't know how

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387799
Are you the ipadbud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387871
Thats lame anon and you know it. I want to listen to gura sing 80s music and other pop meme songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387548
NTA, but I'm going to play wc3 customs today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387445
I'll be busy the rest of the week, so I'll be counting on you, chumbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388033
Now I'm not gonna do it, too much pressure

[Anonymous No.]

Day 29! Give it up for day 29!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388110
>Another month with no goob
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387548
I'm gonna play more kcd today

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387548
Gonna continue trails from zero. Tio is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388098
Maybe we should just stop baking until she streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388376
fuck off anti, you've tried this angle so many times

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388098
I'll do them whenever I can. Don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember my comments in ggg back in februari where i was delusional enough to believe in a movie may revenge arc, but yeah, well, yeah, past me is a fucking idiot, what the hell was i expecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388395
Not an anti, just hate every one of these threads when she's not streaming. It's just endless tomeloopps and anti-screeching and dumbass ritual posts and cunny lusting. Like what are we even doing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388438
You didn't believe that. You were shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387875
no, I only play on PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388459
So stop walking in, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388476
>yesbuds predict something
>get proven wrong every time
>"haha it was just shitposters nobody ever really expected that"
Uhuh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388571
I think I'm the only one that hates movies

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>>76388571
don't forget the WEARESOBACK spam whenever we get 3 likes and a retweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387086
If one day holo alternative become anime, her screen time would be as long as shimakaze in kancolle cuz her role is mascot

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76388796
yes, those are shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388571
>>76388796
"Yesbuds" and you people are pretty much two sides of the same coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388640
>I think I'm the only one that hates spending time with Gura
looks like it

[Anonymous No.]

This youtuber was talking about his wife being a super patriotic American till they started living in other countries and she found they are all pretty good.
>America small town - she had experienced no crime but had a mean professor (though that might’ve England as well)
>England - no crime but people got a bit rowdy and fresh with her
>Asia - Molested on train, sexual harassment, unwarranted pictures, and may or may not have had a stalker
These were their own words as far as the good and the bad goes. It’s like satire

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388900
No I just hate movies. I want video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388796
I always assume they're trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388812
I like syaro and satania. Maybe I have a thing for the "mascot" characters.

[Anonymous No.]

Depressedbuds explain depression to me in your own autistic way. I recently learned I’ve never been happy but I don’t think I’ve ever been depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388819
>>76388965
Mitsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389045
Mittsu is a sperg but I forgive her since shes guramefagprime

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387548
A ton of Hades 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389045
Mittsu is like...I dunno, I can't think of a good example. Something like touching a stove and getting burned but forgetting that the stove burned her right after and then touching it again. Can't be good for her to get so excited time and time again only for it to lead back to this. With that said I consider myself lesser than her, because I wasn't even excited and I'm still disappointed, somehow. Worst of both worlds.

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>>76389244
Is there a lot of content? I'm always wary of early access.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388924
I'm confused, your statement implies she stopped being patriotic when they started living in other countries, your greentext implies the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389045
She's a god. You can't judge gods by mortal standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76388924
Which part of asia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389109
>>76389288
Is she not taking the lack of Gura after the tweet well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389299
The story is very incomplete, but most of the replayability is already there. I'm 30 hours in and could probably squeeze another 30 in no problem before I start actually running out of things to do. Then I'll come back as they patch it to add more story / more mechanics.

It's a good game, overall. I do feel like Hades 1 is slightly better, but it's hard to live up to that kind of expectation. If you played the shit out of Hades 1, then Hades 2 is a good buy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389386
Really crazy isn’t it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387548
I will probably play some more Dread Delusion and Ghost of Tsushima

[Anonymous No.]

I want to move to Alaska with Gura and live in the wilderness and catch wild salmon and store it in our conservatory under our log cabin, is that to much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389537
Alaska looks comfy. Dealing with all the snow looks like a pain in the ass though

[Anonymous No.]

goobgoob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389458
Taiwan, Japan and one other country. I think Thailand

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389537
Gura is too lazy to live in Alaska. She needs to be within 10min of a major metro area.

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>>76389031
>everything sucks
>you don't enjoy the things you used to enjoy or they don't feel as powerful anymore
>numb to most things
>little to no motivation to do anything
>everything feels meaningless with no hope in sight
>you feel worthless and/or useless
>you feel empty
>permanently stressed
that's how I feel most of the time, maybe I forgot some things

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389288
If Gura gave me that much attention I'd probably be similar to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389462
Dunno, haven't checked, not quite that level of retard. She is definitely one of the unironic WE'RE SO BACK people, though, and also one of the few who publicly laments her absence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389889
Its cuter when a fembud does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389748
Ok I’ve never been depressed or happy.

[Anonymous No.]

well???

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389953
there are degrees to it, I went to a clinic several years ago and they diagnosed me with moderate depression when I got out, I felt better back then.

[Anonymous No.]

https://litter.catbox.moe/zehlvg.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389953
Emotionlessness is also a sign of depression, you should be experiencing regular highs and lows or emotion. Flat, unfeelingness is a sign of depression, trauma shock, or psychopathy.

[Anonymous No.]

Booba huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390117
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390088
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118969045

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390088
Saved, also "touch*

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390088
That's a fat cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390088
based

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>>76390088
>>76390117
>>76390147
>>76390243
nice

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/the_Johnny1/status/1793364122127478884

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390095
Interesting, no trauma so it’s a coin toss

[Anonymous No.]

>>76384205
This.
Gura is a really unbelievably shitty person that treats the people that love her like garbage. She doesn't belong in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389748
the plus side of emotionlessness is that I don't feel bad about this most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

incoming shitposting about people who aren't constantly angry at Gura being depressed

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that she's going to stream this october

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390468
You sound a lot like a psychopath. Do you feel empathy for others? Are you manipulative to get what you want? Are you a pathological liar? Are you impulsive, often acting on the spur of the moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390468
Nothing wrong with that chumbie. Some people are just emotional for some reason. I don't have strong emotions either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390603
no, I'm not like you

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys talking about my wife this much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390651
>Narcissism and sensitivity to criticism
Check

[Anonymous No.]

Why does the human body bake a cake that is to large to fit through the door? It is very painful

[Anonymous No.]

My chameleon's colors are really coming in chumbie. He kinda looks like ketchup sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390786
Make the door bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390799
why is he colorful

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390937
>Chameleon
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390937
His summer colors are coming in plus he has hit full adult age now

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390958
but why is he colorful tho. you can't just say chameleon, that's like saying bird if someone asks why a bird has winter plumage

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390964
*touch intensifies*

[Anonymous No.]

>you can quote SC now and flood the chat with colors

I can't wait for passive-aggressive SCs to flood into Gura's chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390786
eat mehr protein to make your shit more tender you fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391024
Changing color is literally the only thing they're known for anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391034
You'll get like one that everyone freaks out about in here and nowhere else. That aside being able to quote SCs is the next stop in obnoxious attention whoring in general, please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390999
>summer
Nice selfdoxx northern hemisphere bro, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391093
BUT WHY CHANGE COLOR??????
>>76390999
he was a chameleon teenager before?? whats that like

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390964
>*touch*

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391093
No? They are also famous for having some sick fly-swatter tongue, imagine if a chameleon mistook your pinker stinker for a common housefly <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391135
When he was a teen chameleon he used to whip out his willy. It spooked me a bit because I didn't even know chameleon's did that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391288
Did you jack him off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76387548
OSRS, a bunch of my clan's old regulars came back for a revival, let's gooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391329
No, he used to let his water dripper do that for him.

[Anonymous No.]

How does it make you feel that Gura is taking a really big shit, and you're not there to support her?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391413
>actions speak louder than words
>I owe members a lot of things
>I'm thankful for my fans
>movie watchalong soon
>3 year member badges soon
>stream tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391410
You jacked him off didn't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391429
samen

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391413
Based scatbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391413
>not there to swallow Gura's earthy chocolate logs...
why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391413
I feel horrible ofcourse, what do you think? It should be ME who cup my hand under her stinky pile everytime she squats down

[Anonymous No.]

WELL WELL WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE GARLIC BREAD HORFHORFHORF

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391220
>Sick fly-swatter tongue
This just jogged some memories buried deep in my brain, and now I have to ask if any other chumbies had Chameleon Twist when they were little
https://youtu.be/dIJ3mYehaKQ

[Anonymous No.]

When she didn't stream that night I knew this would become the new horf tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391536(me)
Forgot: hopefully Guras yule log pushes onto her bladder as it leaves so i can get some floaties too

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391672
Gura is going to vote dem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391710
Gura doesn't seem like the type to vote

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391762
I know that but magatards are so easy to bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391710
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

Bringing politics into the fold just as we had a nice wholesome scat moment, read the room bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391807
Cubans vote republican btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391637
She showed up after that, she might not have streamed but she was still on stream and constantly present. Making a tweet like this one and then still not showing up two days later is a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391762
based, she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391802
Rent free

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391802
I'm definitely not going to vote for joe after what he said about japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391710
Idk well-off chuubas seem to vote republican because they don't want to pay taxes

[Anonymous No.]

Why are mods so lenient in ggg? I got banned in Mumeis general after joking about her stealing her chats money and fleeing the country, that was nothing compared to what get shitted into existence in ggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392046
Its not that they are lenient, they straight up don't come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392033
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391923
Don't worry they'll be replaced

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392077
Better to have the antis contained here than shit up an actually worthwhile thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392104
Do you have any 45° or 135°? I don't recall

[Anonymous No.]

furor got triggered again. This guy is boring ass fuck with his long ass comments
Also quesadilla is a schizo a drammatic faggot too?

They just cannot wait for gura la little more ehh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392087
Basically he called the Japanese "xenophobic", like the oikophobic retard he is
https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-india-japan-china-russia-immigration-economy-74a50301fac4f48fd5e5a4cc9b1bb3ff
The adults are back in charge chud

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392158
gdca or whatever? yeah, extremely delusional with 0 self-awareness

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392158
If only they even actually brought this stuff up to Gura while she's actually streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392158
what a beautiful duwang

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392158
No one cares. Go talk about them somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392228
>Xenophobic
Is it cringe to be correct? The Japanese are based for gatekeeping their country

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392228
I wish the west was more like japan, instead we get invaded by millions of "doctors and engineers"

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392143
If they exist I do not have them sadly, also don't have the original so can't make them myself without it being cropped and shitty
Anyone help some chumbies out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392245
hi furor, please KYS already

[Anonymous No.]

>>76390603
I’m the original poster and the answer to all of them is maybe. Like seeing someone cry makes me tear up but I don’t feel anything for or towards them. Other than that I sometimes feel disgust when I see someone tortured in the wrong way. If it’s a situation that manipulation gives the best outcome yes. Not pathological, I mostly tell the truth and only lie if it will benefit me immensely. Depends how you view impulsivity? I’m not going to drop everything and take a trip to Tijuana but I’ll impulse buy sweets.
>>76390699 My friends think I’m a narcissist and I do like to look at myself in the mirror but I don’t think I am. And I’m good with criticism

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392307
It really hammered it in for me. I really don't want joe back in office.

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish Gura would graduate.
I think everyone's life would be better if she were gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392400
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392394
>Saying the quiet part out loud
Dont you guys love trump because of this shit though? Bidens just correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392400
>I think
What a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392400
Is this Gura stresstesting the schitzos in ggg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391034
Ggg being more lawless than numbers is something I’ll never understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392400
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392468
He said it like it was a bad thing when Japan's xenophobic stance is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392524
We're unironically considered a schizo containment because nobody who actually browses here applied to be a janny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392307
I mean, it's cringe if you're also a) complaining about it like it's a bad thing, and b) incorrectly describing a refusal to cynically replace your own people with third world slave laborers as the reason why graph no go up
>At a hotel fundraiser where the donor audience was largely Asian American, Biden said the upcoming U.S. election was about “freedom, America and democracy” and that the nation’s economy was thriving “because of you and many others.”
>“Why? Because we welcome immigrants,” Biden said. “Look, think about it. Why is China stalling so badly economically? Why is Japan having trouble? Why is Russia? Why is India? Because they’re xenophobic. They don’t want immigrants.”

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392561
Japan said being xenophobic is bad thing too though and said they weren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392577
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392158
>They just cannot wait for gura la little more ehh?
It's been a year and a half of almost constantly waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

After having seen a dussin streamers stream the syphilis game, i have come to the conclusion that it is a good way to gauge how great a streamer is, suffice to say i´ve come to the conclusion that everyone is boring as fuck and have the personality of plywood. I think Gura is the only person on earth who even has a chance of making that boring as game enjoyable to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392638
If I'm wrong, why am I not looking at a bunch of off topic deleted posts right now?

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392577
I'm jealous that the other splits get pocket jannies yet one of the fastest splits is left to the wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

SQUEEZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392468
The thing is that with Trump, "the quiet part" isn't retarded globohomo fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392677
Ye, its a pure zatsu game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392713
I remember last year in december when someone posted a real life picture of Gura and it was up for over 12 hours, surviving 2 new generals, very kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392713
Small corpos, small indies and even asmr has them. Before numbers was no longer worth checking I used to get mad at their selective moderation that slowly got worse but 0 moderation is crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392687
Its either not enough people are reporting or /ggg/ is being ignored purposefully.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing good in life anymore and Gura destroyed any enjoyment I got from hololive.
Now I can't help but think the rest are also lying whores like her.
I really hate you and I wish you were dead, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392616
Repeating regime-approved platitudes to kowtow and not lose business from the international financier globalizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392687
I applied but never got a reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392763
holy shit. now that is what you do to a gyatt tail

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a chumbabooey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392713
Most usually don't have pocket jannies, everything everywhere goes untouched until it attracts attention. Exceptions for extremely obvious persistent retards like other thread equivalents of that one guy we've got (and there he is, couldn't contain himself) and sometimes pajeet, but otherwise response time is slow. When stuff gets deleted fast it's because someone was strolling by as it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392849
Can confirm. In fact I was the anon who got banned the very next thread for criticizing the jannies
Real eye-opening shit. Hard to believe it's been like five months already. Never forget

[ButterKittyCat No.]

>>76392849
That’s crazy, no way

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392333
Ignoring illegals standard immigration wouldn’t be an issue if whites stopped aborting and minorities stopped have their kids subsidized

[Anonymous No.]

Fact is that usa is trying desperately to get ahead of china so they resort to tactics like these to bring in more foreign residents into their country

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393161
I don't know who that is, but she looks like a lying whore to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392879
I report everything unrelated that isn’t a gura picture or love gura post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393161
Revolting face

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393246
Slow your roll their grand dragon. There’s only one world superpower

[Anonymous No.]

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>>76393268
Which would be the other reason for the slow response time, because you retards clog up the queue with a bunch of shit that doesn't break the rules so they stop giving a fuck. Mods=fags, but making it more of a pain in the ass for them doesn't get them to work faster or harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393246
>get ahead
>of China

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392763
if you squeeze gura's tail does pee come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393132
I guess no one swings by /ggg/ during the off hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>76391467
Don't forget
>i'm doing what i can, when i can

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393427
They should really hire more jannies again

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393267
Only once it became clear she only cared about money and was willing to hurt countless people.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe Gura is tired of all the "woke" members of Hololive, in 7 minutes Fauna have called herself "we" about 20 times already

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393427
>You aren’t reporting enough
>I-I mean you’re reporting too much they can only do their job when you don’t report

[Anonymous No.]

>chumbieprime talking about mcdonalds
I think shes here

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393593
Nigger I wasn't the one who said you weren't reporting enough, but if you're reporting fucking EVERYTHING then no shit, they're not gonna bother checking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393661
Maybe it would be easier to create a new split than for jannies to clean up the antis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393436
yes but her tummy hort from it

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna running in the swamp sounds like Guras cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392947
Don't worry, we'll all die someday and you can rape and ryona her in paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76389109
If Mittsu is Guramefag Prime, does that make Cacoesthes Bumblebee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393893
I think you are onto something chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>76393796
was thinking of reviving cc again

[Anonymous No.]

>>76394070
You should I’m beginning to hate members I didn’t before because of all the schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>76392158
killy yourself gdca2000

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>>76394070
If this thread doesn't stay comfy then I'd say it might be worth making again.

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Are we all creepy perverts?

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Why can't you make comments in the post reports? I feel like the mods don't know all the lore and thus leave some obvious doxx up, this time double doxx

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>>76394070
Please don't, I don't like having to have two threads open.

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>>76393087
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy won't come back...

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>>76394157
Can feet beat fist?

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>>76394506
ye

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>>76393161
A calamity draws near for you

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I rest my case

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>>76394333
>Triple threes of truth
Even so, depending on the janny it might not help. In fact the handful of malicious faggot jannies might use it as a helpful guide for what *not* to remove, if not post themselves. Consider the thread from December, where they removed a benign non-malicious cuck fanfiction greentext, but deliberately IGNORED the doxart

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>>76391467
3 year badges are gonna be delivered when we're almost at 4 years now

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>>76394640
Why is biased moderation allowed?

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>>76394739
Bold of you to assume they will be delivered at all

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>>76387086
Stupid ungrateful whore.

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So does anything happen in the sisyphus game or is it just purely for zatsu?

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>>76394921
But enough about your mother

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>>76394319
N...No...

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>>76392046
After about a month of absence there is no such thing as "on-topic" in this thread.

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>>76391467
>>76393453
I'm sure you'll accomplish something by greentexting this stuff here.

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>>76394798
My guess would be the competency crisis

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My Gurandma.

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>>76395229
I want Gura to be my mother, i dunno why the community voted her last in that poll, she would be great, especially the first 3 years

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I hope Gura doesn't come back for another few days, I'm going to be extra busy with new game releases

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Gura is daughterwife material. I don't understand mommyfags

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>>76395454
Gura doesn't understand it either, though I think she's gotten a little more accepting of it than she used to be.

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>>76394798
You hire from your clientele. The clientele is retarded.

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>>76395442
what games are coming out this week?

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>>76395401
The Hololive community has sit taste and have meme brain rot.

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>>76395401
I'd rather Gura be my Gurandma.

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>>76392123
>Thread is shitted
>Therefore do NOT unshit the thread
It's the sick who need medicine, not the healthy

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>>76395551
Several great new puzzle games came out in the last few days, including Lorelei and Isles of Sea and Sky, and Wuthering Waves which is supposed to be like Genshin but different enough to be worth trying (if you like gacha, no fucking way will people who don't like gacha like it) is out tomorrow.

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>>76394319
>*Li touchí*

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>76395765
Wuthering waves didn't seem like my kind of game. That one character reminded me luna though

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>>76395229
Cooked him.

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Gura cute

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Are we really about to lose 50% of Gura's content?

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>>76395890
It looks kinda shit if I'm being honest but I'm gonna give it a shot anyway. Maybe it'll surprise me.

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>>76395977
Those three are great together

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>>76392368
no u

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Maybe it is because i am incredible intelligent and observant but i get the feeling that Gura will NOT be streaming in an hour, call me psychic

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>>76396233
The real question is what will you be doing in an hour chumbie

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>>76395937
I want to record Gura cooking for me and our twelve children in a maid outfit

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>>76396233
that's right, because she will stream in an hour and approximately 12 minutes!

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Gura ugly

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Gura
Wife

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gura's wife

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Maybe Gura got sucked up in a tornado?

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>>76396706
My name is tornado

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>>76387161
Based

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>>76396706
oh nyo
i hope she was wearing her helmet at the time

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>>76394640
I don’t even talk about streams anymore because I banned for talking about things she said during the stray stream

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>>76396772
You should talk about the morgellons stream more

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>>76396434
Post
Mine

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>>76396021
If my friend didn’t tell me to try it with him I would’ve ignored it. I can’t get any type of genshin news without someone trying to shill this game. Now I have to check Reddit for information. People weren’t even this mad about the p2w blizzard game that costed 100k to near max a character.

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Written a tad over 10 years ago, anyone feel it?

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>>76393592
Can someone explain the "royal we" thing that woke zoomers do on twitter to me?

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>>76397130
Yeah, I get my clothes from goodwill and its fine at least

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>>76393871
No.
Heaven would be never having fallen in love or even knowing about Gura in the first place.

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>>76395401
>she would be great
>would be
I'm sure she isn't.

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>>76397505
I was talking about her being my mom, not your schitzo shit

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>>76397505
She would be a great daugtherwife

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>>76395442
Wow, me too, except instead of a few days, I hope it's never.

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Schizos get annoying but I don’t hate them like I hate vtuber fans. I don’t think there’s anyone with lower standards than them
>She’s gfe + no males I support her
>She was never gfe this was always going to happen and that’s why I support her
>I want her to talk about the time she had a train run on her so I can throw money at her
Vtubers are equally bad, they flip flop every other week. The only vtuber that’s remained exactly the same is Gura. It’s weird all things considered but it’s why you’re wasting your time here.

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>>76397130
>The Hollow Men by T.S. Elliot
Good taste, and proven to be very prophetic. For a deeper analysis of the concept look up "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" and what Nietzsche called "The Last Man" (Letzter Mensch).
All of us bear the scars of this phenomenon, to varying degrees. Even if you're wealthy - the modern rich now reproduce at lower rates than the poor, for example.
And I'd bet good money that Gura is more affected than most. It breaks my heart to think about

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Is there any estimates on how much she gained in the last year since she started eating properly again? 15lbs? 25lbs? 40lbs? I hope it's 40+lbs

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>>76398012
I want to rub her belly

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>>76397647
She would cheat on you. She's a bad person.

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>>76397130
Except work hours haven’t gotten longer, pay hasn’t decreased though the dollar is way way weaker, standards haven’t dropped in fact women including obese women have the highest standards, and homes aren’t shrinking they’re just triple the price they should be. But seriously high school economics student could’ve guessed this

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>>76397775
>exactly the same
>no males
Only one of those is true.

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>>76398293
Whats your favorite pokemon chumbie. I can only trust you only if your answer is correct.

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>>76398012
Hopefully enough to make her have a heart attack.

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>>76398437
I was retarded enough to oshi Gura, so Probopass, I guess.

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Holy moly why is this thread already at 300+ posts?
What are these nerds going on about now?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Gura and I are gonna watch more playoff hockey together tonight.

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Gura ugly Gura ugly!

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>>76399895
Remember that time she messed up and said she was being driven around town and pretended she was driving while riding in the passenger seat but it wasn't her parents driving her?

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Gura hot Gura hot!

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There he goes making up details again. This is gonna be the fucking mcdonald's drive thru rrat all over again im sure.

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>>76400309

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>>76387192
They once ruled the world

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>>76400360
They'll be back stronger than ever

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>>76400360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-bnoC-tQaE

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Wife soon?

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She doesn't even try.

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I like when gura said bidoof

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>>76400153
Do you mean that one time she said she had played so much Mario Kart in prep for the tournament that she even driften the car she rode in, explicitly said she wasn't driving and did not mention who was driving at all, could be parents, could be uber, could be the nice old lady neighbor, could be anyone, even your rrat could be true. But stop saying shit as if they are facts when there is 0 facts on offer...idiot

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>>76401353
shes just too cute

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>>76401509
The cutest.

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wtf

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>>76400802
Neither do you with your shitposting. Apply yourself.

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>>76402553
Goob morning

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>>76401333
ESL's like him have a minimal understanding of English comprehension. Please understand.

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REMEMBER YOU HAVE A WEEK LEFT TO GET A GURA LIKE ON TWITTER BEFORE THEY ARE GONE FOREVER
DRAW SOMETHING NOW

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>>76400764
Yes, but not yours.

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>>76401333
>could be uber
I've never seen an Uber that puts passengers in the passengers seat.

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>>76403164
Yeah, mine.

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>>76403279
Who fucking cares what you have seen? What does that have to do with anything? I have not seen my spleen but i am sure as hell it's there. What a pointless comment, you wasted a several watts and a couple of kb of bandwidth

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Chumbie

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>>76403619
Yeah, me.

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I'm wasting your watts!

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Remember that time she said she played Monopoly and got so incredibly defensive when people asked who she played it with and she said' "by myself, okay?!" ?
And then people here tried to insist that it's totally normal and that they play monopoly by themself all the time too, lmao.

She's always been a lying whore. She's fucked up like that so many times.

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I think I'll eat popcorn shrimp for dinner

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>>76403726
Yeah she obviously didn't play monopoly by herself but to play devils advocate; During her Bully stream she said she used to play Uno by herself right after she saw a character do it and she said it without any hesitation whatsoever, it was very believable so it can be done. Also, in the digital age she could have plaid by herself against the computer

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Cuckposters aren't bringing their best.

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Honestly I'd be okay if Cover could make Gura just a Mascot. Like really he being a advertisement at all times fits. She would also like that better.

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>>76403580
Because it's like saying she might have been riding passenger in the batmobile, you fucking idiot. Generally, uber doesn't want drivers letting customers ride in the passenger seat. It's the same for taxis.
She didn't want to say who was driving her for a reason. If it was her mom or dad she would have said that. It wasn't. We all fucking know what's going on.
There's a reason she doesn't stream anymore, idiot.

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>>76404013
Fine, I admit it. It was me all along. Happy?

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>>76404090
I made this post

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>>76403726
Noting that Gura gets defensive when accused of things is such a pointlessly stupid observation because she always gets like that. Even when she's telling the truth.

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>>76404013
>Because it's like saying she might have been riding passenger in the batmobile, you fucking idiot. Generally, uber doesn't want drivers letting customers ride in the passenger seat. It's the same for taxis.
You are a fucking tard, you got it wrong, tried to amend your fuckup with "generally", Uber even encouraged people to sit in the passenger seat with their front seat challenge: https://www.uber.com/en-ZA/blog/front-seat-challenge/
Also, people with motion sickness usually request the passenger seat.

It's not as unusual as you make it out to be, this is such a fucking waste, you are able to write comments here so you should be able to fucking figure something this simple out you fucking useless cretin.

Holy retardness day in and day out in ggg. Do people amputate their brains as a hobby nowadays?

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>>76404013
Did she say it wasn't her parents or is that what your trashed out brain is infurring?

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>>76404249
Take a guess.

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>>76403939
I think Gura should be the Hatsune Miku of Cover and just do concerts and may a cameo here and there instead of pretending she cares about keeping up with her youtube channel.

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>>76400180
MA-MASAKA

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>>76404237
Are you expecting a seanigger to know what things are like in america?

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gura has strawberry stems in her poop right now

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Gura's manager just posted a bait tweet, LETS GO.