/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Lost Sanity Edition

Last thread: >>76311308
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343173
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, my lack of faith killed the last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343173
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343188
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

3D announcement this week.

[Anonymous No.]

3D announcement during The Age of Order

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER RICK- EXIT RICK

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka is full of slime...and he needs to get it out fast...

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to get a 3D announcement, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/__sapere/status/1789104938116591907

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343230
It really sounds like you need to take a break from him and come back in a few weeks, faithless koi
Watch the other boys for now, he'll come out of his slump sooner or later

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone has a more fitting pic, drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343580
maybe?
this is perfect btw, gj

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343580
god bless you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343561
Alright, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343507
What has he been doing with slimes...?
I hope all of VG recovers soon, man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god Axel that the actual fuck ARE you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

bro is PRESSING buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343713
Yeah, I like it better!

[Anonymous No.]

12 hour stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343173
Why does this look like those AI slop "art" style

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344146
It's the glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343204

[Anonymous No.]

does he really believe himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343552
Every time I see this art GB somehow ends up looking more gross to me

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel get in there and coach Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344219

[Anonymous No.]

no

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344174
I guess yeah, AI slops usually have many of those shiny highlights(?) that just makes them more jarring

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344272
Isn't he doing "jesterly duties"?

[Anonymous No.]

Axelotl bros, I'm curios. Who else do you watch mostly aside from Aniki? I usually tune into Shinri's streams when there's nothing going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344146
because it is, they use AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344666
Nowadays I mostly watch Axel and Shinri, and Hakka to a lesser degree. I used to watch all of Altare's streams but they kinda stopped being fun to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344672
It's this artist, and I don't think they do
https://x.com/betnawr
There's one Axel/Bettel artist that uses AI but it's not this one

[Anonymous No.]

>delickacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344266
It's all the body hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344800
Yeah, I checked, they use AI. It's not simply AI, but they use AI to help.
It's like that huge artist that promised posting daily Asuka fanarts for a whole month and people noticed he was using AI to help him make them faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344666
Bettel, Ruze and Shinri, Altare if the overlap/timezones/depression line up

[Anonymous No.]

He's catching onto dodging better than I thought he would

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344666
Aside from Axel I watch Octavio and Ruze, but only if they are doing something I think looks interesting. I also really like Hakka but I never find myself tuning into his streams

[Anonymous No.]

oh he's trying to kill the newbie destroyer we are gonna be here a couple of hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344666
Ruze, Jutard, sometimes Tavi for those in Stars.

Then there's Saruei, Doki, Clio, rpr, and the orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344800
>>76344948 (Me)
Just went to check, they're still at it,
They used to be a very respected and huge artists, nowadays they're content making characters with 3 hands.
Artists using AI to retouch art isn't uncommon, that King one for example is very sus too

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344666
Outside Axel noone from Holostars to be honest, only girls
Used to watch Magni and Vesper though
T. male

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344948
this one's AI for sure, the anatomy is all fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>76345627
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343204
>>76344219

[Anonymous No.]

>>76344666
Bettel/Hakka zatsus and Ruze depending on game. A couple indie female vtubers as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76345796
LOL I love it!

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHA what a dumb dingo

[Anonymous No.]

Does he know he doesn't have to fight this guy right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76346415
I think he said he wants the drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76346512
with the samurai class?

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw one of Axel's bloodstains kek

[Anonymous No.]

I want someone to release a line of cologne that like eludes to this is what the boys smell like.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare lost his passion for Holostars and is just waiting for his time to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>76346967
i want tempus perfumes so bad you dont even know. axel please push harder if you can ill buy 3 also thanks for reminding me i actually need to buy new perfume

[Anonymous No.]

>tempus perfumers
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>hoeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>75798386
>>75987032
>>76178932

[Anonymous No.]

Altare lost his passion for Holostars, he found a wife and has moved on from the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347247
Where is he now? Why did he lie about not having internet just so he could avoid being at AnimeImpulse?
Why has he not streamed or release a schedule yet despite we knowing that he has internet?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon lost his passion for Holostars

[Anonymous No.]

>aLtArE lOsT hIs PaSsIoN
meds

[Anonymous No.]

Blue fuck really mindbroke that one guy hard, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347366
KobAlt finally married? Nice

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to bait and focus on becoming elden lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347410
I can’t believe Altare ditched AI and made all his fans there sad and refused to give refunds, truly sad

[Anonymous No.]

I'm busy picturing what Altare must have done to that anon during the rape...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347247
awwtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347470
How could Altare marry his own sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347410
I knew it was Torimane skinwalking as him

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347616
Someone post their interaction under the incest fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

you cunts need to stfu and watch aniki become elden lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347616
Incest wincest

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347480
i chose the journey for a thousand years my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347647
Yeah, cool, but he wasn't at the panel. Axel tried defending him by doxxing the ISP he uses while ignoring that he lives on the opposite side of the country from where the event was taking place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347692
Just wait until he finds out there's a T pose, then you'll know eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347662
no one watch axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347126
your welcome and yes I agree so much. I personally want Ruze's musk in a perfect little bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347662
While I'm glad he's getting into his first souls game, I don't got the time to watch him throw himself at a brick wall. Even if he is sounding a bit maso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347779
>your welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347733
wait but he was? I was there at least. I cant trust my ears now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347733
???
Anon, if you weren’t there at least try to back up your bullshit. He just didn’t have his model on screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347846
You should know better than replying to baits anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347838
I'm gaming while typing - sue me >:[

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347535
Nah, that Anon must be mad because Altare decided they weren't worth raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347772
there's only so much I can livepost watching a dude repeatedly die to a horseman for an hour straight

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the worse gamer between Axel and Flayon?

[Anonymous No.]

kai cenat did this better Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347616

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347925
I would never recover if that was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347980
Flayon (in his niche & brain focused) > Axel > the average Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347926
>Anons no longer remember Axel schizo
No...
I feel old...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347980
Flayon, by a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347925
You guys shouldn't joke about raping so much, Tempus is about being a safe space for the whole alphabet and raping is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348197
but what if I want them to rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348197
Altare fulfils the entire abduction, rape and murder quota himself so that nobody else has to. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348197
*rapes you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348197
rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348197
Must be rough going through life knowing you'll never get blue fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anywhere a safe space, really? Hell, I hardly go into any streams at all without expecting to be assailed by something.

[Anonymous No.]

I love it when Axel speaks Japanese. His accent literally makes me melt every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347980
Really depends on the game, but from what I've seen of Flay during collabs, he is definitely worse than Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348197
I love the alphabet.

R

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348782
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348814
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348814
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348830
>>76348836
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348898
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348898
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>76343507

[Anonymous No.]

>open axel elden ring
>he's 2 hours in and still on tree sentinel
Is this his first time playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348923
>>76348924
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348949
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348931
First ever souls game, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348952
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348949
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348931
iirc he said he only played up to meeting Varre for the first time, hitting him, then getting bodied

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348989
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348925
Faster, faster, you fat fucks~!!

[Anonymous No.]

>RAPPERRAEPT
>RAPPER RAEPT

So, Diddy was a StarsEN manager this whole time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349224
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349224
Diddymane...

[Anonymous No.]

boys are cutest when they're almost retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349224
is he a manager or is one of the holoboys just diddy himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349439
>almost

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349369
Shit, is Diddymane gonna bonk us for jobbing the rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347366
yeah. i'm the wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349224
Yeah, gorimane's real name is actually Diddy Kong.

[Anonymous No.]

It'll be so one-sided, but man, I want a leader vs leader stream so bad...
https://x.com/garbage_mmr/status/1790624140405457314

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349369
Diddlermane...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349612
Collabbeggar

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349553
Kobo why are you here

[Anonymous No.]

>>76347562
hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349678
What's a collabbeggar when it's between the boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349458
"Altare be wanting to party. You. Got. To. Tell. Him. No."
- Axel Syrios, 2024

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349754
wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349786
It's begging for a collab between two people

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349783
KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

Since cover is focusing in being an IP company, I hope they release a rhythm game like Project Sekai with the different worlds being the different branches, they have a lot of original music and covers from the talents too, and they have the studio for the 3D if they want to, plus gacha game makes money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349883
NO U
learn the ritual you jobber

[Anonymous No.]

I want to collab with Hakka (gone sexual)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349812
SHINY SPICY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to collab with Ruze (gone autistic)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349921
>imagen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349921
EN boys need to shit out more orisongs first

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350103
Sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349861
Imagine having such intense /vt/ brainrot that you think posting in /mans/ about something you want to see is "collabbegging".

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350103
CIAO

[Anonymous No.]

why does axel not just hit the enemy while avoiding the enemy's attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

nijisisters go back to your new toys

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we here....just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350280
Just call it a skill issue, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350280
He's not ready for that advanced strategy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76349612
>leader vs leader

[Anonymous No.]

cunt dropped

[Anonymous No.]

So I've been away for a while, does Axel drop "cunt"s pretty regularly now? He used to try to hide his power level

[Anonymous No.]

I want Altare to collab with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350353
WHAT A FUCKING GOOD OZZY CUNT

[Anonymous No.]

Lol axel is so bad, wish he would just explore

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350374
nah not often iirc, only when he gets stupid-frustrated towards someone; since that's what it's used for. "cunt" is often preceded by "you"

[Anonymous No.]

Not gonna lie, the Elden Ring lore absolutely slaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>dogshit game
Kek git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350530
my favorite part is when godrick son of godwyn kills godfrey and runs off with godward to defy the will of godbob

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350333
You know, a tag team match could be fun too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76348197

[Anonymous No.]

I want to collab with Ruze where he uses his fingers ** * *** *** **** *** **** *****. I want ** **** ** ** ******. Please for the love of god. (´ཀ`」∠)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350713

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350713
Ger out of here puppetboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350100

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350791
Shiny Spicy protecting themselves from the clown AIDS...smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350791
axel looks sad ):

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350823
no, he looks satiated. where do you think altare's other hand is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350823
He looks like he's snoring while calling someone a cunt in his dreams

[Anonymous No.]

Is Axel beginning to channel his inner DarkSydePhil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350605
That... is pretty much it in a nutshell lmao.
There's a very neat account that goes into the details of the lore on Youtube and they're pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Axel's training arc to win against Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351014
Would watch and bring popcorn and drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

That big dick? In me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350530
Altare, First Elysium Lord
Axel, Prodigal Gladiator
Vesper, The Timeless
Magni, The Desecrated Arcanist
Bettel, The Cursed Mask
Hakka, Amethyst Temptress
Shinri, The Silent Prophet
Flayon, Mechanicus of the Red God
Jurard, Profligate Prince of Sand
Ruze, The Storm of the Badlands
Octavio, King of the Fallen
Goldbullet, Lecherous Gunner of Armis

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351342
bretty good
>Goldbullet
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351342
>Lecherous
fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>76350757
I want to feel tender afterwards. Do you hear me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351342
'The Silent Prophet' as a concept purely based off of implications goes hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351342
If only we had a boy that could draw stuff like Holostars as Souls bosses

[Anonymous No.]

he doesnt need girls to like him. You heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351687
Good for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351687
yeah, because we already like him, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351342
>Hakka, Amethyst Tempress
sasuga. hakka is a woman

[Anonymous No.]

He's getting close

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351789
I like to think he only reveals to be a man when you attack him

[Anonymous No.]

I love how much Axel hates this horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351342
>Hakka, Amethyst Temptress
uwooogh

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351584
I based it off of Goldmask's and Thops' quest in the game. Warning the guild over the years that bad times are coming and no one listens to him...
>>76351647
That would be kino, Axel as a hulking man in gladiator garb with weapons stuck in his body from past battles, Hakka as a harpy looking woman then in phase 2 >>76351820 happens and he begins to unleash ghosts to grab and hold the player in place, Jurard being made of sand and rocks and uses sound as damage, Bettel wearing a comedy/drama mask and twisting his body in inhuman ways and crawling on walls, damn I wish I took drawing seriously back in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76351342
>Vesper, The Timeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352263
We have a drawfriend ITT, but seems like they primarily draw Flay.
I guess there's always the /vt/ drawthread, but good luck getting a delivery there and a Holostars one on top that

[Anonymous No.]

>farkin dumb carnt
THIS BLOODY OZZY

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352327
He's a old man.
>>76352484
I can always commission an artist once I get a job maybe...

[Anonymous No.]

Would (You) eat Axel's ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352677
when was the last time he took a shit (important)

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352818
He woke up at seven so probably around then

[Anonymous No.]

>just one more
>just one more
>just one more
>just one more
>dying cough
>just one more

[Anonymous No.]

i found my nsfw pics i did a while ago when i used to drawfag for this place
do you guys want

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352853
sure, put it in a rentry

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352853
go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352853
sure why not
the worse that could happen is you upload dolphin porn instead

[Anonymous No.]

Classic Tempus one more

[Anonymous No.]

it's over

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO WHAT A WAY TO END

[Anonymous No.]

Rate 4 hours of horse bashing

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352963
headbutt/10

[Anonymous No.]

>start handwash laundry
>Axel starts boss fight
>finish laundry
>he's still not done
Aniki daijobou?

[Anonymous No.]

oyasumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352963
bitchass cunt horse/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352904
>>76352885
>>76352880
rentry co fwrqrp38

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353051
ah, so it’s like that, huh. nowa big peen *nods*

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353051
You're the one that drew my favorite shotare... I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353051
>Used to drawfag
>Shota
A great loss...
Thanks for the rentry anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353287
>>76353225
i had magni shota art aswell... i still draw, however just not for /MANS/. i probably should, i miss it lol.
didnt think anyone would actually like the stuff i drew haha
>>76353184
im still a big vestie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353348
Don't feel pressured to come back, most drawfags and what little writefags we had have left, so draw for here when you feel the muse.
>didnt think anyone would actually like the stuff i drew haha
Anons are tsundere but all art are really appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353513
i was also a writefag too.. i should probably check on my stars ao3 account. i looked up the archives and a few anons actually liked my garbage, wao!
unfortunately, i was responsible for the gutfucking and headcrab fucking fic lmaooo

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/meloh1na/status/1792408797882798166

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353618
I have an Ao3, but I would be loathe if this thread discovered everything else I wrote on top of the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353618
Ngl I loved the headcrab fic.
Still, good you're around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353618
>Sep 2022
It's been that long, huh?
I memba' your fics kek
>>76353725
You can always create a burner

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353724
Tavi is only one that no one believes to fight a raccoon for a hotdog kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353725
I don’t see the concern but list under anonymous and then add to collection?

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>>76353874
:D ty! glad to hear it!!
>>76353910
its been a while.. now to reveal a new card of mine
I am also burpvestie.
>>76353725
make a burner account, anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh3L7GdvUT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh3L7GdvUT0
GUERILLA

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know much about your STARS fellas, but why does Hakka have so many fan submissions compared to Axel? Is Axel no cool for the boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76354283
That was fast

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze watching Axel failing to kill a horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>76354425
nobody watch axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>76354283
He's addicted...yes...let the hate flow through

[Anonymous No.]

>>76354425
has a bigger audience that might be into wrasslin since he is latino would be my guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353724
Fighting a raccoon for a hot dog:
>Ruze - 19
>Bettel - 18
>Axel - 16
Skyscraper:
>Shinri - 14
>Hakka - 10
>Flayon, Octavio - 8
Wet Cat:
>Bettel - 22
>Jurard - 11
>Flayon, Octavio - 7

[Anonymous No.]

Ruxel collab please, duo name Mad Dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>76354425
More ways to interpret Hakka’s outfit? That white shirt Axel came out pretty good.
All those Goldbullet submissions wasted…

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353724
>>76354584
Who should come to ACEN 2025
>Hakka - 20
>Bettel - 15
>Altare and Flayon - 9

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>>76354720
>All those Goldbullet submissions wasted…
Goldbullet is in a "showcase" match. Some of the bigger names like ShyLily for example are only in those and not in the tournament for whatever reason. So one of them will fight, even if he is not present

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>>76354603
Mad Dog goes hard.

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>>76349612
you’d think he’d learn by now but he still trusts so easily..

[Anonymous No.]

>>76352263
I need more...

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

He did it lads.

[Anonymous No.]

ANIKI WIN

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Ruze, Axel won't see your messages...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel hates Ruze confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

Axel HATES Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

They are half brothers but not even friends on discord..

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze joining Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

RUXEL HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

MAD DOG REAL

[Anonymous No.]

This is actually super interesting with how Axel is super esl and Ruze is a walking dictionary

[Anonymous No.]

I believed and it finally paid off!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no they are cute

[Anonymous No.]

I have never been more grateful to take a day off work.

[Anonymous No.]

I propose we go with Mad Dogz gaming duo

[Anonymous No.]

blood hooounds but its maad doogs

[Anonymous No.]

You know, Axel having someone who at least vaguely understands the game around will help a lot. I feel like Axel bounces off of games that don't have a clear direction because of dingo brain

[Anonymous No.]

>I mean all NPCs are bad aren't they?
???

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>>76356397
The copium is strong with this murderhobo dingo

[Anonymous No.]

pweek flaytel and guerilla mad dogz my beloved soulsborne duos. where are those anti-idolshit fags at? here is your ultimate gamin’ with da bros energy

[Anonymous No.]

>strawberry castle

[Anonymous No.]

>your belongings are my belongings, and my belongings are my belongings too
Bogan wisdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>76356554
I love that Ruze did even try to correct him, just went "Strawberry castle is further up"

[Anonymous No.]

>Ruze calling out Axel's ESLness

[Anonymous No.]

>Isn't English your first language?
Ruze doesn't know...

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't understand half the English in Elden Ring
I like how he said that completely nonchalantly and Ruze had to do an actual double take.

>fingering maidens
NO

[Anonymous No.]

Aniki is gonna finger maidens

[Anonymous No.]

>>76354603
that was fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>76356743
I am maidens

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>>76356757
Manifestation works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76356743
me first

[Anonymous No.]

my glorious daggerCHAD ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>76356743
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

Please play it together, I will watch all of it

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel suggesting a BG3 playthrough to Ruze
>Ruze concerned it would take too long
Is this opposite day?

[Anonymous No.]

I believe in Mad Dog supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel shilling Mountain of Madness

>>76356936
For anyone backreading later, Axel suggested making it a weekly thing, so it might happen.

[Twithc No.]

DnD?

[Anonymous No.]

Please please please share a weekly 10PM EST-ish collab timeslot please please please

[Anonymous No.]

>what’s so bad about dying

[Anonymous No.]

Mad Dog BG3 would be amazing. But if they are gonna get two more to join it could make or break it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357060
From personal experience, a 3 player playthrough is where cohesion starts falling apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357080
I watched a 4man full campaign but they were like long time good friends that had played DnD a lot together and even that got rough couple times

[Anonymous No.]

>Common Trolls can be found in Limgrave. They can be found in many above ground places in the Lands Between pulling Carriages. They use a Troll's Golden Sword to fight, but do not drop it.
dingo...

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze the advice and tips goblin on vc is so invaluable holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's going on about hotpot again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76356743
me second

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357340
tbf ruze was the one that mentioned it first, axel was talking about kebab

[Anonymous No.]

>>76353724
altare's popularity is reclining. good. i'll take him to that date.

[Anonymous No.]

ruzerex could have been called 'rape correction'

[Anonymous No.]

>a snack pack
>kebab meat on a plate of hot chips
>you put the sauce on, you call that the holy trinity

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357570
Australia is interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357340
axel always defaults to food as a conversation topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357521
elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357521
not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357060
hopefully not bettel. they might drop it if the clown makes it part of his weekly cancellations

[Anonymous No.]

>Australian getting firebombed

[Anonymous No.]

FOUL TARNISHED

[Anonymous No.]

I didn’t expect this duo to be so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>76357662
I would hope the boys know not to involve Bettel in any projects that will take more than 1 stream.

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>>76357662
>>76357743
Who do we think are good candidates then? I’d earmark Shintavio. They both like long RPGs and scraping lore off the ground, they both sit in the later timeslot, and they’re both more calm/cooperative types to balance mad dogz throw shit at the wall/contrarian wild card style.

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>>76357867
I would be so interested to see how Tavi and Axel would mesh together

[Anonymous No.]

>oh you fucking samurai fraud

[Anonymous No.]

>only a few level ups
>no levels in vigor
>no weapon upgrades
>only damage is coming from unsheathe
>+0 flask
I'm glad Ruze is here to lessen the pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>76358390
I mean Axel is doing pretty good considering

[Anonymous No.]

>>76358390
masochist aniki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76358390
It's very clear Axel doesn't engage in games that require builds and just wants to unga bunga. Sekiro probably should have been his first From game.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I love them

[Anonymous No.]

Axel being the dumbest senpai and Ruze being the smartest kouhai gives me the good brain juice :3c

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze hyping Axel up because he's so tilted, cute

[Anonymous No.]

>this game is like league of legends 2

[Anonymous No.]

>this is such a fuckin stress game
>this is league of legends TWO, bro
my stupid fucking idiot oshi…

[Anonymous No.]

i love my retard oshi...

[Anonymous No.]

axel is dying ingame and dying in real life…

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel starts getting tilted
>Ruze mentions food
>perks up
It's like clockwork

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>>76357867
Shintavio would be perfect. Goldie could mix well as well. He just laughs in the background during collabs. Hakka might be a good companion because he talks so much, but dude is so bad at games they might not progress. Altare gets too impatient and Flayon asks his le quirky questions that have nothing to do with the game so definitely not them.

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>>76359152
ruze is the ultimate social chameleon, he knows how to vibe with anybody. hopcon king

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359174
For real, he knows really well when to hex and when to be a hypeman

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359174
what's hopcon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359174
best fucking hire

[Anonymous No.]

tempus...heroes' guild...

[Anonymous No.]

axelotl’s this is your strongest gladiator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359314
Randomly jumping into livechat/vc/join gameplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359464
He's handicapping himself to make the fights more fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359464
The fact that he hasn't given up and hasn't accepted Ruze's help? Pretty fucking strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359464
He's sick you monster

[Anonymous No.]

axel is fucking dying, he's gonna end up bleeding again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359314
a hotdog with popcorn and bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel going full naked
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359575
>axel was a coughing baby so early as to have rangalotl art of it
kek

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[Anonymous No.]

>>76359582
makes me wonder if you could have food that typically has corn but replace it with popcorn and have it taste ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359582
wtf genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359832
They keep fucking like rabbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359832
hakkas sex drive is too strong somebody needs to save shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>ruze used to have asthma
>he misses his nebulizer

[Anonymous No.]

oh my god they're bonding over their childhood illnesses

[Anonymous No.]

axel's dad is so based

[Anonymous No.]

>>76359934
someone post the dried up alien shinri

[Anonymous No.]

jwu why is Axel streaming part 2 already? Did it crash earlier and he had to make a new waiting room, or did he just leave and decided to play again soon after ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>76360380
He couldn't beat the first boss during his first stream and had to leave for a meeting, came back after an hour and has been going since then

[Anonymous No.]

>>76360452
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>suck a cock, you bastard-
>hell yea let em know
>-i mean just kidding teehee!
does ruze not know about axel’s monetization? he could say literally anything donmai

[Anonymous No.]

>>76360772
nobody watch axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>76361046
they don’t get the chance when he always surprise hole overlaps them

[Anonymous No.]

when is my depressed lil bro coming back? i miss him so much, i'm gonna cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>76361243
He doesn't care about Holostars anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76361311
HE HATES US

[Anonymous No.]

>>76361243
He's recording his next podcast episode

[Anonymous No.]

Margitbros...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel really will grind one boss 4 hours and end before killing it. AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76361487
Margit is really fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

Last because I sex tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>like wtf are you waiting for
You're fighting old men and women the entire time dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76361949
What about Armis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76361949
wtf you arent me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76362019
anon can't handle all that. I'll do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76362019
They're made to crack open a few beers and drink until you're laying on your own vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>76361243
He's still riding his horse