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76310940 No.76310940 [Reply] [Original]

>even the bottom-of-the-barrel girl in the bottom-of-the-barrel corpo has standards this high

Bros, none of us have a chance

https://youtu.be/dg-nAgihtLA?si=rVNlheQ5OZv6CH2f

>> No.76311259

>>76310940
Not good enough for Holo lmao

>> No.76311353

>>76310940
welcome to california women

>> No.76311420

>>76310940
>Tch...nee-chan keep talking nonsense..HORA!!!
>Ahhnn~~ im sor-sorry Shota-kun!! Ah~ahnn~
>Hora!! Your lewd body belongs to me and me only!! Stop saying weird thing when this young boy is conquering your body!!
>Nee-chan lewd butt deserve to be spank!! *slap*
>hyaahhh~~~ shota-kunnn~~
>Naughty Nee-chan! *slap*
>aaahhhh!! ahhnn~ ahhn~~ ahhnnn~~~!
Yeah. So im gonna hire a dom shota real quick to wrangle this lewd woman. Brb

>> No.76311617

What happened to Niji now?

>> No.76311756

>>76311259
do holofags really just have no idea where holos come from?

>> No.76311758

>>76311353
Isn't she Canadian or Chinese I don't remember

>> No.76311853

>>76311756
Don't waist your time replying to falseflaging and shitposting you should be able to identify this stuff by now

>> No.76311899

One demoralization thread wasn't enough?

>> No.76311938
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76311938

You guys are still stressing out over women and relationships?
You know AI companionship is just around the corner, right?

>> No.76312013

>>76310940
>wants a man who is "respectful"
>"his views don't differ too much from mine"
The male of the species senses danger, and will not approach.

>> No.76312072

>>76311758
Those two can be the same thing.
t. Chinese canadian

>> No.76312165

>>76312013
All girls say that before spreading their legs in front of the worst piece of shit

>> No.76312234

>>76311938
it can't come soon enough with some of these women around jesus fuck

>> No.76312283

>>76312013
>I want a man who will simp for me and never disagree
Uhuh

>> No.76312411

>>76311938
It will never be the same as talking to a real person. You'll always know in the back of your head that you're just interacting with ML program that just mimicks the way a human would talk.

>> No.76312432

>>76312234
Mankind’s biggest mistake was combining 2D looks with 3D personalities. 3D will always be PD.

>> No.76312482

>>76312411
You're saying that like it's a problem instead of the main appeal.

>> No.76312499

>>76312411
Its not that bad, models will improve to the point you wont care. Beats always knowing in the back of your head your woman wants to cheat on you at least.

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>>76312411
>You'll always know in the back of your head that you're just interacting with ML program that just mimicks the way a human would talk.
Thats a good thing

>> No.76312824

uruka would probably end up dating the first guy that's nice to her
that or her parents will just set her up with some rich doctor

>> No.76312947

>>76311938
it's taking too long

>> No.76313204

>>76310940
5' 10" and 90k minimum at age 25~? sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

>> No.76313536

>>76310940
>filters manlets
>filters poorfags
>filters oji-sans
>filters bitter divorcees
>filters weebs
She filtered the entire vtuber fanbase
How clueless can you be?

>> No.76314380

>>76313204
She's asian, her parents are wealthy and have insanely high standards. What do you expect, anon?

>> No.76314605

>>76314380
She wants a Chane Wassanasong, but she'll have to settle for a Bobby Hill.

>> No.76315527

Wow, an Uruka bait thread

>> No.76315649

I don't think this thread really needed a part two

>> No.76315689

>>76310940
>bottom-of-the-barrel corpo
You wish, Idol Corp loser.

>> No.76315716

Why aren't dwarves banned from this website?

>> No.76315850

>>76310940
Skill issue. if this was true I wouldn't see girls dating mid guys with middling salaries. I'm not defending the phase girl, but what people say and how they feel in real life instead of Tinder are two different things.

>> No.76315907

>>76310940
I am not turning chinese for this bitch, anyhow I am marrying Gura

>> No.76316084

>>76310940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPDX59ZTJjQ

>> No.76316102

>>76311758
She's not Canadian, she's in California (which is why she attends Phase events there IRL) and she's like Taiwanese

>> No.76316296

I knew this was going to get a bait thread.

>> No.76316336

>>76310940
>the woman who freezes her own fucking saliva wants a chad
Grim

>> No.76316766

Did Uruka do something to offend a certain anon in particular? This is the second anti thread about her that I've seen in as many days

>> No.76316768

>>76310940
It was the earning potential and asian demographic in the US that did it, not height or weight
Anyway, hoeflation is real and streamers are delusional because of their paypigs

>> No.76316852

Anyone know when she started her innocent cute relatable girl arc, I faintly remember her being a bit different at the start but I didn’t watch

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76316976

fucking buy an ad, phaseniggers
stop shilling your shitters with "anti" threads

>> No.76317057

>>76316766
No one is more bitter than a short man.

>> No.76317069

Is she good looking? If so she can probably get what she wants.

>> No.76317839

>>76316336
QRD?

>> No.76318383

>>76316768
>hoeflation
LMFAO. reality sucks bro.

>> No.76318870
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76318870

>>76316766
It's been very anti-phase today. Not clue why, but who the fuck knows anymore?

>>76314605
>Bobby
>not a SEAchad like Chane fucking Wassanasong
I take it back, it's no wonder why there's so many anti threads.

>> No.76319099

Women always believe they have value while simultaneously proving they don’t with their thoughts and actions.

>> No.76319293

>>76312411
That ml program will never betray me or take half my stuff in the divorce

>> No.76319323

>>76319099
There's a lot of that going around these days.

>> No.76319363

>>76318870
>today
don't worry I hate phasefags every day anon

>> No.76319410

>>76319363
I respect the dedication.

>> No.76319420

>>76318870
Phase is being perceived as the #2 EN corpo on this board.
I don't know if it's trolls posting bait about #2 or nijisistas going after their new rivals, thoughever.

>> No.76319476

>>76310940
I’m too lazy to watch, what are her table stakes

>> No.76319501

>>76317057
If I was short I'd be bitter too. Women have no fucking chill around them

>> No.76319534

>>76310940
Meanwhile Marine marriage requirements;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS23u2KLCtU
A bonus is to be muscular.
Reminder that Marine is one of the biggest names in vtubing, her ass is legendary, she wants 3 kids (would probably be ok with more if she loved you and you didn't give her the combo she wanted) and would be able to talk to you about all kinds of shit from hentai to higurashi.

>> No.76319601

>>76312411
beats watching vtubers by a mile my dude

>> No.76319672

>>76310940
There is a roughly -326% chance this girl is heterosexual.
Same goes for all Phase, really.

>> No.76319754

>>76319672
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>> No.76319763

>>76310940
>mfw 24 years old, make >100k a year, >6’ tall, and permavirgin
I don’t even know if I can get off to 3DPD anymore

>> No.76319797

>>76319476
>can cook
>5'10"
>asian preferred
>unmarried
>23-30
>earn $90k
>respectful
>must have views close her
>must be able to read her mind to understand her needs
It really is that easy.

>>76319534
There's a hidden requirement: must be Japanese. Which filters this board completely.

>> No.76319907

>>76319763
you must be insanely autistic, how is that even possible

>> No.76319959

>>76316976
no posting the rosewhore

>> No.76319990
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>>76310940
Yes, because your yearning for a submissive fleshbarbie who's lived her entire life dreaming of becoming the property of a psychotic basement-dwelling racist with vitamin D deficiency is 100% realistic.

>> No.76320047

>>76310940
men under 5'10 deserve no human rights

>> No.76320121

>>76319990
Why not? Pippa herself did it for a couple of years

>> No.76320196
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76320196

Another inconsistency found in this video is that she says she prefers asian men which we know is a lie as she only has sex with white men (me).

>> No.76320216

>>76319672
>Holo are a bunch of straight girls pretending to be lesbians
>Phase are a bunch of lesbians pretending to be straight
Thus, the universe remains in balance.

>> No.76320263

>>76320121
With a furry groomer no less

>> No.76320266

>>76316336
Makes me hard every time, imagine using it for sounding or stick it up your butt. Or just consume it orally like a more normal person.

>> No.76320378

>>76319990
>>76320121
Capoopoo BTFO

>> No.76320449

>>76317839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulpq12zPZCU

>> No.76320540

>>76319672
>Denies being a lesbian constantly
>"I'm only gay for Lia"
???

>> No.76320559

I meet all her requirements and I don’t even get any pussy. at least my friends who work in food service get to bang drug addicts and fat chicks

>> No.76320776

>>76320449
im diamonds again

>> No.76320973

>>76320559
Chin up, champ, I'm sure there's a girl out there somewhere who'll remind you that if you live your life to get fucked, you'll definitely end up fucked someday.

>> No.76321185

>>76320973
yeah, from the government

>> No.76321542

>>76318870
>It's been very anti-phase today. Not clue why, but who the fuck knows anymore?
finana dropped under 500k

>> No.76321632
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76321632

>>76310940
Made for FlayGOD

>> No.76322447
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>>76310940
>wants a tall rich asian guy
>but she wants him to be a liberal and for him to cook for her
Oh boy, she's as delusional as Dizzy

>> No.76322662

>>76322447
FlayGOD's cum sock

>> No.76322721

>>76322447
I don't watch Dizzy (or a bunch of other phase girls). Can somene post their standards?

>> No.76322940

>>76316976
God I hope she also tries to kill herself

>> No.76323007

>>76322721
must be white
6’ 4”
250k annually from W2 job minimum or 4 million USD net worth
virgin
socialist or liberal
22-26 years old

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>>76322721
https://www.youtube.com/live/OOKtftTYYpo?si=NqDErzllTfMje2u4

Ask her yourself, her chat is slow and she replies to everyone

>> No.76323063

>>76323007
That's pretty reasonable

>> No.76323078

>>76323007
also, you have to be open to poly

>> No.76323192

>>76316766
Sisters got tired of getting raped constantly so they shifted from fwmc to Kronii/Kaela and Phase the last couple weeks.

>> No.76323251

>>76323007
She must have a relationship already and is just saying that to avoid simps.

>> No.76323258

>>76323048
>beautiful model
>hideous voice
Oh god, why?

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>>76311938
THIS is still nowhere near a reality, if they were here I'd ditch these men-haiting lesbians scumbag grifting whores the very second and work my ass to the point I'd wish to kill myself, but I wouldn't as I am doing it for my robot wife.

>> No.76323398

>>76320196
>prefers asian men
>>76310940
>doesn't want to date men under 5'10"
this girl is just retarded, right?

>> No.76323457

I think all short men should be mandated by law to grow long beards and wear pointy red hats. We could all agree to pretend dwarves are real that way and it would make life more amusing.

>> No.76323504

>>76323319
A robot waifu my raison d'être.

>> No.76323516

>>76323457
you are thinking of gnomes you brainlet

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76323607

>oh don't worry about that bitch, dawg. Say, do you need help reaching anything on the top shelf?

>> No.76323668

>>76323457
>Call a gnome a dwarf
Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.76323761

>>76323607
How tall is Mori anyway, isn't she like 5'10. If so that's hot

>> No.76323837

>>76312411
That's all these women do anyway. They just mimic the way other women act and talk; women who have successfully roped some dumb sucker into their web. They have long since she'd any shell of organic thought or desire beyond the most base. You know the meme of 75% or more of humanity being "NPCs"? With these modern women it's no meme, but it's more like 95%.

>> No.76323864

>>76321542
Sisters don't give a fuck about Finana

>> No.76324277

>>76323258
She paid for it herself, she pretty much bought her spot in the company

>> No.76325144

>>76323258
dizzy's voice is cute you imbecile

>> No.76325850 [DELETED] 

>>76310940
>ugly girl with high standards and prefered types
>will let herself be creampied by the first BBC king that wants to
many such cases

>> No.76326320

>>76320047
falseflagger detected

>> No.76326328

>>76320263
>>76320121
>off topic/dox info on Phase Connect
Mods! Phase Jannies! Mods! Phase Janniessss!!
Enjoy your 3 day vacation, holobrony...

>> No.76326610

>>76323761
She’s lying for views. No (American) woman would date a man under 5’10” unless the only other option was violent death, and even then

>> No.76327514

>>76310940
previous thread: >>76291725

>> No.76327543

>>76323864
they did give enough of a fuck to bot her , not enough to actually watch her though

>> No.76327908

>>76323258
fuck off Sakana, Dizzy is cute and have a great voice.

>> No.76329547

>>76323258
this

>> No.76330904

>>76316852
>relatable
Have you never watched a stream in your life?
Uruka is one of the least relatable chuubas around; unless you find upper class Asian immigrant family life and sheltered classical musicians trained from childhood relatable. She's taller than half the retards here as well
The only relatable aspect is that she's a repressed coomer

>> No.76331751

>>76326328
>Phase Jannies!
Fucking lol

>> No.76332147

>>76319672
>all Phase

>> No.76332235 [DELETED] 

>>76319672
she's not gay, she's just repressed.

>> No.76334293

>>76319672
she's not gay, she's just repressed.

>> No.76334744

>>76313204
yeah no problem
when i was 25 i was a literal rock star
not anymore though, so i'll have to fuck this uruka pillow

>> No.76334796

>>76317069
No. I love her, but no.

>> No.76335239

>>76322447
>wants him to be a liberal
Do we even know she's a liberal? I mean she's both a woman, and an asian, who lives in California (iirc), so I wouldn't be surprised.
But I don't think I've ever heard her say anything that necessarily indicates that.

>> No.76335459

>>76321632
i genuinely do not believe this turd has ever had sex. he's just faking it til he makes it

>> No.76335487

>>76334293
She is virgin

>> No.76335808

>>76322447
What’s Tenma’s ideal man? A horse with abs?

>> No.76335873

>>76335808
Watch the body appreciation coillab that was great.

>> No.76336085

>>76335808
Hispanic and dark skin muscle men

>> No.76336093

>>76323258
It's her hag voice, ain't nothing wrong with it.

Also stop listening to Sakana whenever he says Dizzy is gross

>> No.76336437

>>76336093
Fishman is his kamioshi he has to listen.

>> No.76336970

>>76312411
I just need an onahole for sex and chatglt for intimacy and delivery services for everything else.
Fuck I need a woman for?

>> No.76337070

>>76325850
Lay off the porn cuck

>> No.76337158

>>76310940
Meh
Women are always saying shit like this, but IRL after visit in some bar, they settle for jobless dwarf, because they find him cute and chemistry in brain ticked

>> No.76337177

>>76336437
Fishmans is his oshi? That’s fire, I love 98.12.28

>> No.76337269

>>76337158
ye it’s just status flexing, obviously she’s not going to say that she will fuck anything that moves as long as it’s somewhat nice to her

>> No.76337598

>>76337158
And then when things get hard, they drop his midget ass because they think they can do better, and they only have a few years left before they're too old. They spend the next few years gold-digging from hookup to hookup. Then when their looks fail and they're running low on money, it's time to start the lawsuits, and suddenly all that whoring around she did was "non-consensual."

The moral of the story: don't bother.

>> No.76337623

>>76312013
>>"his views don't differ too much from mine"
It's crazy when you remember the majority of men of all races are 'conservative' and the women are always 'liberal'.

You cannot have a society of men who are engineers, truckers and warehouse workers and then women who are HR ladies, recruiters and lunch ladies and then the women think they should be in charge of the politics of the family. Like. She produces no actual value. This is the biggest problem with society- women shill for socialism because they see it as "free shit for me-ism", but this is an inversion of the natural order, because an actual 'worker based' system would put the factory working man in a union over the teacher who whines her kindergarten PM class doesn't have enough crayons so she spent 30 bucks (unasked) on crayons and the school didn't pay her back.

This is the end all and be all of the failure of gender relations. DESU.

>> No.76337725

>>76310940
>>even the bottom-of-the-barrel girl in the bottom-of-the-barrel corpo has standards this high
Uruka is abnormally tall for a girl, she wants a guy that is taller than her. The other stuff is a problem, but that's her problem not mine so I don't care.

>> No.76337814

>>76319420
It's either phase or vshojo. NijiEN has lost too much clout.

>> No.76338279

>>76337598
damn bro, it's not that bad, just don't marry a whore

>> No.76340171

>>76337725
Yeah fr. She wants a guy:
>taller than her
>preferably same race
>with similar values and interests
>says sth about mind-reading as a "lol women" meme
Perfectly reasonable. The only one that had me like "wtf" was
>makes $90k+

>> No.76340988

>>76323007
Good luck finding someone like that

>> No.76341120 [DELETED] 

>>76310940
reminder that she also once asked if an average dick size is 10 inches, so she might not just be great at visual estimates.

>> No.76341140

>>76340171
I make >90k, are you guys saying I can get some bitches and finally stop watching vtubers?

>> No.76341222

>>76340988
It was funny cause it was like 4.27% met the qualifications from the stats

>> No.76341291

>>76340988
>>76341222
Whoops, dyslexia'd a bit. Meant for Uruka's

>> No.76341600

>>76320559
If you're almost 6' tall, and make $90,000 a year, below 30, you can do several leagues better than Uruka, if all you're looking for are floozies

>> No.76341634

>>76341222
meme websites are saying like 0.29% (2.9 basis points) for the original qualifications (unmarried, Asian, 5’10”+, 90k, 23-30)

>> No.76341708

>>76341600
no, I want a wife, I can pull OF models if it’s just a lay

>> No.76341766

>>76341634
Wasn't it 0.29 for all and 4.27 or whatever for Asian?

>>76341600
Do you have tomboy violinists lined up in the closet?

>> No.76341843

>>76341766
that doesn’t make any sense anon… the probabilities go down when you restrict it to asians, not vice versa

>> No.76342046

>>76341843
Not a higher proportion of doctors propping it up?

>> No.76342163

>>76342046
you’re thinking of conditional probability
I.e., given someone is Asian, it is more likely that they earn >90k
the way the meme website works is it just multiplies all the odds against each other, so tacking on “asian” takes the odds to like 10% the prior sum

>> No.76342360

>>76341766
Not in the closet, but musician girls are pretty easy to find. Go to a place that regularly has live music, the staff and regulars there are likely to be actual musicians.
t. Someone who's met several doing that

>> No.76342594

>What a man needs to have
6'0"
6 figures
Needs a "good personality"
Muscles
Doesn't cry or show emotion
>What a woman needs to have
a pussy

>> No.76342719

>>76342594
How many times does this formula have to end in disaster before people learn their lesson?

>> No.76343266

>>76330904
true I didn't find her relatable

>> No.76343431

>>76310940
everytime I see a girl saying shit like this I just think about how they would react if they were forced to work construction for 1 week

>> No.76343740

>>76340171
The "barely livable" wage is like 60~70k in urban Commiefornia now kek
And she comes from a rather rich family so of course she'd expect more than that

>> No.76343866

>>76320266
>using it for sounding
Wholly impractical, a piece of ice thin enough is going to melt pretty much instantly from your body heat. I very much doubt that you could get it anywhere near your urethra before that happens, let alone actually manage to insert it.

>> No.76344380

>>76342594
actually, he needs to show some emotion, otherwise he's too cold.

>> No.76344892

>>76310940
reminder that she also once asked if an average dick size is 10 inches, so she might just not be great at visual estimates.

>> No.76346554

>>76344892
>Trusting a woman to measure anything ever

>> No.76347548

>>76310940
prolly sure she never heard of MGTOW

>> No.76349637

>>76310940
>exclude obese
It's over for /vt/.

>> No.76351278

>>76344380
and that emotion should only ever be regarding her, and in a way she finds romantic. anything else and it's over

>> No.76351432

She's a young sheltered girl so her views are going to be skewed. I've seen a lot worse though when it comes to a minimum wage requirement. I've seen people say over 200k before.

>> No.76352573

Lets be real, the site layout to use a scrollbar to select income is manipulative towards retards. Of course you can argue that the upper end is open, but if you want a reasonable input it should be centered at average/median wage. Or just have a simple input field.

>> No.76352767

>>76310940
>>check "exclude overweight" box
>>NA candidates drop to single digit %
RORU
RUMAO EVEN

>> No.76352821

>>76352573
>Survivable wage for your area's cost of living
ftfy. Uruka doesn't want to live in poverty then lose everything during a layoff cause they couldn't get significant savings from a lack of income.

>>76352767
It's what being forbidden from gatekeeping does.

>> No.76352915

>>76352821
Whatever helps you cope, but the point i am making is that putting double the average to the far left is implying it is actually low.

>> No.76354504

>>76310940
I still would

>> No.76355512
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https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually

>> No.76356274

Women say their standards are a lot higher than their standards actually are as a way to save face
This is especially true for women who have little to no experience in the dating market
actual woman standards are pretty much dont be a drunk, gambler, deadbeat, druggie, cheater or wifebeater
and you can still get women even if you're willing to accept women with similar issues

>> No.76356334

>>76356274
If you're okay with being a walking atm that gets dropped like a cold cup of coffee later

>> No.76356336

>>76323063
no actual socialist would be making 4 million a year and still be one, and no 22-26 year old has a 4 million dollar net worth unless they were a crypto scammer who got super lucky

>> No.76356989

>>76316766
>Did Uruka do something to offend a certain anon in particular?
Most guys get offended when height is discussed. It's a sensitive topic. Most women want 6 feet or more but most guys of all races are between 5'7-5'9. You know female pro-player Tanukana lost all her sponsors because she made fun of short guys in one of her streams. Overnight she got cancelled and lost everything because she doesn't like short guys and now she does gravure.

>> No.76357055

>>76316766
Offkai is getting closer and the sisters are seething as usual so they make anti holo, phase, and vshojo threads.

>> No.76357403

>>76320559
I feel at that point the problem lies within.

>> No.76357409

>"bro, dating market is dead, women want only chads"
>because of my work often walk around
>ugly/short/fat men have women
>sometimes they are even decent looking
I think im being psyopped.

>> No.76357500

>>76357409
Being bearable and having livable income is more important than a hot douchebag that's going to string you along then dump you. People also make bad choices.
You are getting psyop'd though yes.

>> No.76357569

Isn't it crazy someone would say they want a socialist guy but he also must be rich? Do retards not realize the only way someone can get rich is through capitalism?

This reminds me to that documentary of some Dutch cunt that wanted to deradicalize right wingers through sex, so she went to right wing websites to find some chuds to fuck but the stupid bitch ended up falling in love with him. Women don't know what they want. They don't know what they are even saying. Women are fucking stupid.

>> No.76357788

>>76357569
They want champagne socialists. Earns like a ruthless businessman, speaks like a second Karl Marx and shit.

>> No.76357858

>average height and average wage in whatever west coast commiefornia hellhole she lives in and around her age
How are these high standards again

>> No.76357892

>>76312411
real women aren't even real people, retard

>> No.76357893

>>76356274
>Be wifebeater
>Get wifebeater woman
>Negative perk does not apply since I am male
Just gaming the system

>> No.76357924

>>76356274
>actual woman standards are pretty much don't be awkward and autistic
ftfy. all else is highly optional, sadly this dooms much of /vt/

>> No.76357929

>>76357858
>average height
>specifically only wants Asian

>> No.76358016

>>76357929
Yao Ming was 7' 6" handball god

>> No.76358019

>>76356989
>Most women want 6 feet or more
This is scientifically proven to be an US only problem. Yes the preference for bigger men is global, but having a hard cut off at 6 feet is unique to imperial measurements and can be seen in the bell curve, which is smooth for metric height.

>> No.76358040

>>76358019
It's 185cm in Europe

>> No.76358078

>>76357929
>Asian preferred
>somehow becomes only wants Asians
Holy fuck threadreaders. The video is right there.

>> No.76358117

>>76358078
Did you see the video? She only chose Asian; Not the Black or White options, just Asian.

>> No.76358218

>>76358040
The point is that it is the same effect everything is priced at x.99 or x.95
If your brain sees 5.99 it thinks "wow, 5 bucks" despite it being 6. Same for height. Your 5"10' king of manlets is pretty much 6". But the brain thinks it starts with 5, so it is small.
With Metric if you see 160 or 180 it doesnt seem like that much of a difference

>> No.76358266

>>76357858
>average wage
>90k
ok goldstein

>> No.76358674

>>76358266
Depends where. I make 65k in the midwest in the USA and that can afford a small house where I live. In California or New York (city, not rural), that wouldn't even get you a studio apartment. It also made me realize I should never try to compare with others ib terms of merch bought/SC sent, because they could easily be doing just as good as me in a place like California with double my income, meaning they have 2x my spending cash.

>> No.76359121

https://www.youtube.com/live/a1drnbW-YrA?si=afiP-XNtBDJcSgBE

>> No.76359349

>>76319797
90k a year for a guy in his 20s , probably straight out of college, is fucking insane. Do Asians really have it this good in America? Is this normal?

>> No.76359529

>>76359121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1drnbW-YrA

>> No.76359741

>>76310940
Don't worry she'll just end up with a girl or single, reading yuri.

>> No.76359811

>>76359741
>Thinks she can a find a woman in her 20s that makes six figures and is agreeable all the time
The statistics kill the lesbian cope hard

>> No.76359935

>>76319672
lmao

>> No.76360132

>>76310940
Sorry gal that I'm not 6 feet tall the last few inches went to cock

>> No.76360219

>>76356274
>actual woman standards are pretty much dont be a drunk, gambler, deadbeat, druggie, cheater or wifebeater
If you're a virgin over 25 it's seen as a red flagl which means you will probably be a virgin over 30, which means it's fucking over.

If women list of retarded standards just ask them if they are virgins or what their bodycount is, no way is a woman constantly getting with guys who are 0.000014% of the population.

>> No.76360245

>>76358218
True. But you're also ignoring how she wants a guy in his 20s who is making over 90k USD per year. This is far more damaging to her score than the height requirements.

>> No.76360710

>>76322447
all tenma asks for is muscles so she can get manhandled

>> No.76361478

>>76325850
Mutt's law

>> No.76361872

>>76344380
Yup
Every girlfriend I've ever had has complained about this

>> No.76362207

>>76342594
Women want the 666 alpha male
>6 figures
>6 inches
>6 years old

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>>76361872
>Every girlfriend I've ever
>browses /vt/
Who are you trying to fool?

>> No.76362688

>>76310940
actual femcel mentality

>> No.76363108

>>76362688
I mean she claims to unironically be a femcel on stream

>> No.76363308

>>76363108
Doesnt femcel stand for involuntary female?

>> No.76363335

>>76363308
Yes it does

>> No.76363734

>Another incel thread for this
You're getting triggered over a 3/10 brown taiwanese gremlin

>> No.76364145

>>76340171
I’m surprised she said only 90k, if she comes from a rich California family, she’s marrying down hard in terms of income.

>> No.76364792

>>76311420
>shotadom slop
>not her motherly and sexual instincts being set off simultaneously and annihilating said shota's pelvis
Also, men would rather choose a bear than a 3d woman

>> No.76365226

>>76362589
I'm a 35yo ojisan, I haven't been in a serious relationship in 5 years.
All my friends are married or in the process of getting married, I got left behind.
Vtubers are just my latest cope

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>>76310940
not my problem lmao

>> No.76367341

>>76362589
I browse /vt/, watch vtubers, fap to doujins but believe it or not... I'm not a virgin. I'm not an incel either. I still hate women though. We can bond over that.

>> No.76367586

>>76367341
>I'm not an incel either. I still hate women though.
Does not compute.

>> No.76368872

>>76365226
Don't worry bro, plenty of left behind women will be wanting you when they run out of options. Thats my future and I hate it.

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>>76368872
Well we call them hags in this board and we love them, don't we?
Jokes aside ever since I started getting gray in my hair single moms and zoomerettes started hitting me up, I hate it but at least it's good for a quick pump.

>> No.76369304

>>76310940
>Bros, none of us have a chance
Why do you think people here hate male vtubers and interactions with male friends so much? Cuz they're the ones who actually do.

>> No.76369691

>>76357409
The women you parrot this nonsense are femcels who are terminally online. Also it's some weird inverse that the more undesirable a woman the more unrealistic her standards.

>> No.76369802

>>76369239
I don't even bother with the pump and dump I just want a woman who isn't a single mom, mentally ill, or desperately settling to love me.

>> No.76369990

>>76369016
Is this a bit or does she really like short men for some reason?

>> No.76370153

>>76316766
She has preferences and this triggers the incel

>> No.76370251

>>76369990
She's been living in japan for what? 12 years now?
She either adapted or would have gone undicked

>> No.76370707

>>76369990
For as much shit she gets, she came to the realization that she'd be denying herself the opportunity to meet good quality men if she was a shallow bitch

>> No.76371104

>>76369990
I always thought she was just being nice

>> No.76371358

>>76344380
>dont show emotion
Wtf anon you are so cold
>show emotion
Wtf anon you are so feminine

Dont bother

>> No.76371675

>>76369990
Anon her childhood crush growing up was Luffy

>> No.76371826

>>76358016
Yao Ming has a literal pituitary gland disorder, his body was so unnatural that he had constant health issues and had to retire

>> No.76371932

>>76313204
I'm in bros

>> No.76372186

>>76369304
That might true but the biggest reason for the hate is that male vtubers are for faggots.

>> No.76372412

>>76369990
her short men love stems from her obsession with Critical. She does not love short men, she just loves Critical. Even back then when she debuted one of the first things to come out of her mouth was that she loves Charlie and dude's like 4 foot flat.

>> No.76372650

>>76359349
US Asians are the most pampered groups in existence. That's why they lean hard into culture wars: it's a means of silencing their cognitive dissonance.

>> No.76372974

>>76356274
As a married man I'll defend the incels for a second and try to explain why vtubers trend this way
>Women say their standards are a lot higher than their standards actually are as a way to save face
>This is especially true for women who have little to no experience in the dating market
This was definitely true during the early 2000's, women didn't want to be judged poorly by other women more in girl talk conversation

I'd say this dynamic changed as social media and online dating changed the way girls talk to each other about their dating life
I lucked out with a wife whose only history with social media was Discord and Miiverse, but I did have some exes in the early 2010's that I can give some anecdotes about

Modern women actively share dick pics and other pictures of men hitting them up with their girlfriends as a sign of boasting, ridicule or approval. It's not at the level of sharing a sex tape, but girls now talk way more about their sex lives with their close friends

I believe this is due to how cheap relationships have gotten, it's hard to brag about a man being emotionally comforting to you, but you can brag about him making you feeling small in bed, with the added benefit that your girlfriends will give you validation and approval for doing so

What this means is, women's standards have changed to become less about finding the best partner, but more to become the best story for her friends
Women still very obviously need security and comfort personally, and it's a dichotomy of need vs want, women have become designer brand addicts purely to brag to other women and get validation, women are addicted to social media purely to brag to other women and get validation
There's an obvious repeating pattern here

I'm seeing a lot of women my age currently realize their mentality has been stupid and are trying to fix it, so I do expect some level of a return to normal
However, for the incels that have had to suffer through a decade+ of women making decisions around impressing their girlfriends, none of what I said is comforting

Girls like Uruka are delusional because she's in the unique position of being a comfort woman to men that give her money and she has a giant friend group of other women who experience the same thing
It's rare for comfort women to have a good frame of mind for what a good man and partner is, their entire evaluation of men has been eroded by worship and the exchange of money, so creating some fictional, idealized tall and asian prince charming was a natural outcome of being a comfort woman, her sense of self is lost in the sauce

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>>76322721
>>76323007
The actual answer is actually funnier. She has one requirement and its that the person she dates is as much of a Digimon geek as her which eliminates almost everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72cCo90AefY

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>>76373667
Dizzy is a neckbeard tier digimon elitist trapped in an "asian barbie doll" body.
Its pretty funny how god would curse a woman with that kind of knowledge.

>> No.76375742

>>76373667
>>76374160
>digimon
Absolutely hopeless

>> No.76375793

>>76373667
Wait a fucking second, I recognize those antenae things
Isn't this the woman who destroyed Tsunderia from the inside?

>> No.76375847

>>76310940
Forget the height for a second,
>Min income 90k
If you're making 90k, you're going to be someone who's working ALL THE TIME. They're not gonna be at home. You will see them once in a blue moon, because they're out there getting that bag for you.
>Can cook for me
>Can wake me up
>Feed me every meal
Girl, you want a guy who is in two places at once. You want a wormhole-ass motherfucker. You're gonna have to marry a guy and cheat on him while he's working to pay for your lifestyle if you wanna live like that.

>> No.76375997

caught up with this thread, damn should I just assume that I should never date female below 32y old ? but then there's someone like marine from holo...argh I guess celebs is an exception

>> No.76376445

>>76375847
nah 90k is just a low-mid level software engineer in California and they probably work from home

>> No.76377159

>>76372974
>I'm seeing a lot of women my age currently realize their mentality has been stupid and are trying to fix it, so I do expect some level of a return to normal
LMAO no. This relies on the assumption guys would be ok with women having acted like this for around a decade and are ok with her now being in her fucking 30s having spent her youth with a bunch of other guys. Who the fuck would be ok with that? It's different if it's a woman your age who was maybe married to 1 guy and they divorced or something, it's another thing entirely when she's been going around racking up bodies to brag to her friends on social media.

Some people simply can't be fixed, and if you're dealing with someone who bases their entire life around the approval of others you're in for a very, very rough time because while culture changes they change, whereas a person with principles will be consisternt, one is much easier to plan ahead with than the other.

So no, I don't think any return to normal will occur because things got so widespread, for so long, so bad (bear vs man being most recent) that guys have zero goodwill. I actually wanted a wife and kids of my own. Now I don't even want to live in the west, sure as shit won't fight for it and I actively avoid talking to women. Sure it sucks I'm going to die alone, but while being lonely sucks shit, I feel just as lonely when I'm with someone who I not only have no real connection to, but someone who actually makes me feel worse through all kinds of things, bitching about my lifestyle/hobbies, wanting to live above their means, the inability to keep shit private, the inability to even discuss things with a partner, instant gratification culture, etc. The only reason to seek a partner is to hav kids at this point, and 99% of them aren't mother material and would 100% fuck with their kids life for social media clout. There is no return to normal.
I'm happy for you and your wife though, along with any other people who found love during this time, I hope things work out but most people will be miserable and alone and I don't even car anymore, so much of it is deserved.

>> No.76377688

>>76337158
Are you saying I have a chance???

>> No.76378173

>>76375847
>income 90k
It depends. In America you get paid a fuck ton of money for barely doing anything but things are indeed expensive, taxes are high and healthcare is ridiculously expensive too even with the help of your working place paying like half of it. Many Americans with access to work remotely are moving to Mexico and are actually fucking up their economy with their insane influx of cash. It's like gentrification+inflation and is heavily impacting the local communities there in a negative way. Like $100k in California and you are still basically a poorfag but $100k in Mexico allows you to live like a king.

>> No.76378902

>>76375847
>Can cook for me
>Can wake me up
>Feed me every meal
She wants a butler who pays her money instead of getting paid

>> No.76379092

>>76377159
This. I'd genuinely rather die alone than be with a non-virgin, let alone a truly vapid whore who ran through guys just for clout and is now a wrinkled hag.

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>>76369990
You know that weird fetish you have? Women have those too.

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i'm a NEET and the amount of effort I'd need to put in to attract an even SLIGHTLY passable woman is so extreme that I'd rather not do it at all. I'm just sorry that my mom will never be able to have grandchildren.

>> No.76380209

>>76379607
My fetish is being loved and cherished for the first time in my godforsaken life.

>> No.76380238

>>76379961
Same, but I don't even have to feel bad about the last part cuz I have 3 siblings.

>> No.76380609

>>76374160
>>76373667
Dizzy I played cyber sluts and survive and I watched the OG anime and one of the new ones that was basically a mecha anime, Xross wars?
This is your best offer.

>> No.76380687

>>76373667
>as much of a Digimon geek as her
it was over for her before it even began

>> No.76382934

>>76369802
I do, I get lonely
Sometimes I even spend an entire weekend with one

>> No.76383707

90k/year is not a lot

>> No.76383953

>>76310940
Women don’t have standards bro. She will throw all of this out for the first guy who gets her coochie wet and showers her with money and gifts.

>> No.76383984

>>76312411
It's even better than real people. Women are already running on programming anyway, their tastes and beliefs are programmed by the internet, specifically twitter now. If not the internet, it was TV, magazines, their previous boyfriends, whatever was popular, etc. They all run on a program anyway so it makes no difference to speak to a program.

>> No.76384102

>>76310940
Speak for yourself, retard. I'm in that 0.28%, but I only mess with holo girls. Sorry

>> No.76385263

>>76383953
>who gets her coochie wet
yes, this is a rather strict filter.

>> No.76385368

>>76377159
nah, I expect quite a few men will settle. some of them really seem to want intimacy.

>> No.76385467

>>76385368
Good luck getting any ind of intimacy from a woman whose been in so many relationships she doesn't even know what number you are, just that you were the one she could latch on to when her looks and overall health declined. Actaully good relationships take years to build, good luck with that when you're mid 30s and rushing to marry someone.

>> No.76385799

>>76337623
You know when you see rants about providing "value" its always typed by a degenerate leech living in their parents basement

>> No.76386003

>>76385467
It's always amusing when you see guys who "don't mind a woman with experience," as if they somehow believe they and they alone will the the special one, the last notch on the belt, and nothing bad could possibly happen. What a bunch of rubes.

>> No.76386320

>>76385799
Yeah, like Pippa

>> No.76387864

>>76385799
>>76386320
Capoopoos BTFO

>> No.76388766

>>76357924
if you want her to be attracted to you, there's also
>be taller than her.

>> No.76388896

>>76385467
>>76386003
some women realize they want some stability later. (and thus also settle.)

>> No.76389725

>>76388896
A wise philosopher once said: you can't turn a ho into a housewife; hos don't act right.

>> No.76390751

Who's this? Never heard of her. Is she from nijisanji or vshojo?

>> No.76391161

>>76389725
I wonder what the limit is anyways. Because we believe in second chances, people don't want to believe if they make a single mistake, they're doomed for the rest of their lives to misery. But at the same time, plenty of people take advantage of that mindset to use others. So while I definitely can't blame people for not wanting to risk it, I wouldn't risk it either, it's just you wonder how far is too far gone to be trusted.

>> No.76392411

>>76379961
Most stuff is just basic life skills you should have already picked up decades ago. Put effort into working out. You don't have to hit it super hard at first even just doing at-home bodyweight exercises at a set time every other day for two months is progress. And Progress is what it's all about. It's about building the temple of your better life one action one minute one day at a time so after years you've really cooked something. Improve your cooking so you have better food and don't spend as much. Get any training, education, or work. There's lots of seasonal entry level temp work you can go be a mess at then bail in a couple weeks or months when it's over. You have to do a lot of investigating but the trades pay well particularly for union jobs and it's usually shorter to get into and more accessible with many incentive programs to complete the training and stay at the company. With your money you're able to get clothes that actually fit you while you're starting to build a cake to show off.
Once you start to get your shit together you'll be able to get involved with local and regional events. Along with your coworkers you'll get better at socializing and make a network of friends and acquaintances. Eventually you'll start some relationships, fuck it up, learn from it, and do better next time.
Even if you do end up a crazed cat man in the end

>>76390751
Uruka from Phase Connect. Plays Violin

>> No.76392729

>>76385799
You mean like every single vtuber?

>> No.76393552

>>76357569
documentary name

>> No.76396702

>>76310940
based uruka

>> No.76396903

>>76310940
Sex with this bear

>> No.76399227

>>76310940
she based

>> No.76403517

>>76386003
Unironic skill issue. Get better and you'll become that for sure

>> No.76404793

>>76383953
There is a difference between sluts like your mother and the majority of women who are biological predisposed to seek as much provision and protection as possible from a relationship because of the massive resource and physical cost of pregnancy.

>> No.76408722

>>76310940
cool

>> No.76410246

>>76369990
If not a single woman in the universe liked short men then where would they come from?

>> No.76410459

>>76410246
Bad luck with genetics or rape.

>> No.76410760

>>76410246
short women

>> No.76411977

>>76359349
>>76372650
>Americans
Uruka is Canadian.

>> No.76412868

>>76410760
This, the shorter the woman the taller she wants a man to be. Short women are the ones demanding men be over 8 feet tall.

>> No.76413058

>>76357788
So she wants a rich person who hates Jews? Why isn't she dating Republicans then?

>> No.76413116

>>76411977
Uruka lives in Cali and comes from a wealthy Taiwanese family
And she talked about this herself jannies, this isn't secret

>> No.76413560

>>76312013
>Wanting someone who is pleasant to be around and doesn't make every conversation into an argument
Of course a /vt/ poster would take issue with this

>> No.76413637

>>76312411
Nahh just wait till the language models get paired with sophisticated body / facial algorithms.
You can already men hit right in the kokoro from Detroit Become Human Chloe, the start menu girl.

>> No.76413767

>>76316766
Tiny gremlins and dwarves are out with pitch forks wanting to slay the blue bear but not tall enough for the ride.

>> No.76416332

>>76310940
ow

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