New nijien wave? Guess it's time to get to work

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1792759676150353943
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1792759676150353943
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1792759676150353943

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo so cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>israel
I can't believe the rrats were real, absolutely based

[Anonymous No.]

Shark Week.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate this piece of shit pedobait pick me. Hope the reason for her hiatus is cancer and she finally fucks off for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
ah she learned that she has to come back a little before her birthday, so it doesn't look as bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
WTF SHES STREAMING

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know? Sharks are apex predators. Good luck NijiEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
BASED BASED BASED TOTAL NIJI DEATH

[Anonymous No.]

I forgive her for being a lazy bum. Her job is done, lives off merch and don't need to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

no shot kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272498
LMAO NIJISEETHE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
seeing her devolve from a talented streamer into literally just a product has been pretty sad inb4 monkeys call me a sister or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

is she going to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>israel
THEY'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272703
More like a tactical weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>new nijiEN wave? heh.. leave it me..

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a nijifag and I find this funny as fuck.
The only way to get her to do anything is have either debuts or some big Niji even, its fucking incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272498
post tits xister

[Anonymous No.]

>Is that a new wave of livers in the water?
>Time to wake up Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272825
someone please get a chumbud in a position of power at nijien and spam events to force her into a regular schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272498
don't talk about your organs like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272703
Her body is a machine that turns nijisanji pr efforts into chum

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Her birthday is exactly one month from now. She always comes back about 4-5 weeks before a special event happens (valentines, anniversaries, etc) and disappears afterwards. This shit is getting so old dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Makes it even funnier if the rumors that prof was the male in the new niji wave were actually true.

[Anonymous No.]

>Good evening, agent Samegaki. Nijisanji is debuting a new wave this weekend, you know what must be done

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
deploy tactical shark nuke

[Anonymous No.]

This is actually funny. It's not even speculation anymore. Yagoo is literally sending her to assassinate.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn that's kind of evil, but I think bitches who are evil are kind of hot, she's not lesbian right? I know she like fucked the pirate bitch and all but like she's still like cock right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
I guess she ran out of money again
time to stream and collect those super chats
then leave for another month

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>>76272445
>>76272542
>>76272544
>>76272643
>>76272801
>>76272804
>>76272813
>>76272868
>>76272973
>>76272997
You're welcome chumbuds
I'll do whatever it takes to get gura to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
bruh this has to be intentional

[Anonymous No.]

Nijien should debut every week so I can watch my shark wife stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
The shark takes no prisoners

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Absolutely based. I love this shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273051
Anon we've seen the reports, these girls make 6 digits a year. The only ones I see running out of money are those that actually spend a shit ton for projects, songs, or traveling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272973
Release the Shark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272498
look at yourself in the mirror shitlips

>Vox the pedophile
https://twitter.com/v89169344/status/1474101723014832135
>Luca the sexpest
https://twitter.com/RazielWarmonic/status/1773787213157077348
>Ike the manipulator
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1srcri4
>Aster the scumbag
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss021b
>Sonny the psychopathic subhuman
>>74940884
>Uki the edgelord
https://youtu.be/jAw2eTwirJI
>Fulgur the gossip bitch
see the discord leak

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272498
Just debut the next Gura killer. It's that easy, sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273137
>Nijien should debut every week
DON'T TEMPT ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
I'M KNEELING UNDERGROUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273137
kys pedo

[Anonymous No.]

What the actual fuck. I mean, you can't rule it out as a coincidence anymore, IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura when

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272988
this guy's name sounds like blasphemy in Italian

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
TOTAL NIJIDEATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273137
ACCELERATE

[Anonymous No.]

>Niji just casually tossing fresh corpses into water
>just to be brutally maimed by the shark they know is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272498
>deleted
why are gurafags so insecure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273031
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273762
How would you compete with gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272988
why cant all male vtubers look like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NIJISISTERS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
is gura a secret genius?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, so they ask their candidates how would they compete with Gawr Gura duringntheir interview?

Well, that's just so cute, why not let's see them try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273767
>Gurafags
They're called chumpedos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272410
"this is for making me fire Mel, Riku"

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK ATTAAACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Niji swam in the wrong ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272410
>>76272345
Didn't Gura stream over Biboo too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>the ultimate twist
>gura shows up at Wrestletuber as the special guest rather than overlapping Niji

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Based. Death to nijiniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
my knees are bending on their own...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274021
Motoaki "Quickplay Deathmatch" Tanigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274247
She streamed over Nerissa, who had the same timeslot as her
Biboo starts 1 hour earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273961
female fans can't be pedos and men don't know how to act cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273137
>the 94th wave are all literal 1views after being out-debuted by the 95th wave
>Goober still overlaps them
Kino

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Nijisanji EN! For your debut, you and two of your sempais will be in a 5-on-1 handicap match... against Gawr Gura!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZN_nUe8koc

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272445
What rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that indie who was upset at the NijiEN interview question: "What would you do to compete with Gawr Gura?"
I get why they ask it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Apparently the best way to sink a yacht is to send in The Shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272703
She’s more of an icon, or mascot. Her worth comes from how little she streams, ironically, so then she is whatever you want her to be and any actual streams are “events”.
It is sad when an entertaining personality doesn’t stream or make the most of their potential, but it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274425
See, that mean it just a coincidence and not like she out for niji blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274516
Gura only streams to shit on Nijisanji and Yagoo uses her strategically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273099
Thanks for being the heel Enna

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>Celebrate the destruction of niji
>Realize that when nijien no longer exists gura will no longer stream
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
MUSE DASH BROS?

[Anonymous No.]

Brb gonna audition for Niji so Gura has to stream over my debut.
If a particularly based liver ever debuts, that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274425
She still streamed over Biboo. Gura streams over everyone she considers a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

never forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274683
Shiiiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274683
Vesper already confirmed that Hololive tries to counterprogram Nijisanji. This shouldn't be a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275088
>Gura didnt let her cook
shes a weapon that cant be controlled

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273137
ACCELERATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273099
Always a pleasure seeing NijiEN get stomped. Great team work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275150
At this point, good. Finish them off already.

[Anonymous No.]

streams doko
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275088
Not a fan of Bibou but she did well considering it's Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275150
Vesper says a lot of shit that puts him in an awkward or awful situation. Some true some his own stupid take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
TOTAL
NIJISANJI
DISSOLUTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275088
and now biboo is regularly pulling 20k.

[Anonymous No.]

You have to see the bigger picture here anons.. Its clear on stock prices, cover is always seen as the "2nd". if anycolor goes down, so is cover.
They need to display their superiority if they want to come up on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273099
thanks sis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
B-b-b-based. still not gonna watch tho

[Anonymous No.]

Niji performing an Accel Synchro Summon directly into a shark shaped Nibiru

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273099
i kneel enna sama

[Anonymous No.]

>Shark doesn't go for Doki
>doesn't go for Mint
>goes directly for fellow Hololive members and Niji streams
What did Gura mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>Riku throws fresh meat in the water
>Yagoo throws his pet shark in the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>76276458
It means she gets her orders from corporate to compete with fellow corporate vtubers. It's embarrassing for corpos to try to sabotage indies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76276686
It's not like any corpo would actually stoop that low or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>76276236
Gonna tribute all of them and leave them with a negligible token

[Anonymous No.]

list of proofs that Mumei = Orcschizo https://files.catbox.moe/boq6d5.png

-Orcschizo said that she was gonna debut soon and that she is NOT the VSinger, that means she's part of Council
-"lol no. this wasn't what my 'nervous' message was about at all. its >HOLOLIVE RELATED< but has nothing to do with that. i promise you im not the vsinger...idiots"
here you can rule out the "Orcschizo joined nijisanjiEN" cope
-"no. already told you i was born and raised in Germany, but im not German. dw im still European but im not Germanic"
Moom is the only European member of Council (now Promise)
-Moom didn't try to hide the fact, but rather hint it to everyone with the first clue being the Nazi rune and then the ":D" posting https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1458180636452130818
-Mumei really likes Gura and so does Orcschizo, Orcschizo was spouting the famous Gura meme here:
"but this also means i have rewrite some shit in my upcoming update which means more work for me. another delay lets goooo"
referring to this: https://youtu.be/NM3MqYbCcEA
-Orcschizo was a racist (do you remember the infamous Kiara BBC narrative?) and Mumei is a white supremacist, coincidence? no!
-Mumei has been to Germany many times https://youtu.be/UTOFHDsqHyM
-that burning KFP zeppelin in the first Dan Dan video looks so out of place, would make sense if she's Orcschizo
https://files.catbox.moe/7yd0iy.mp4
-"but im not german. dw im still european but im not germanic. thats why i understand the kraut discordniggers in the first place"
"kraut discordniggers" this probably referred to the trolls that harassed Drachenlord the infamous German youtuber (Kiara undoubtedly also caught their attention) and we know that Moom is a kiwifag
-Orcschizo did a 180 again seeing how insufferable Kiara was after getting to know her, hence further confirming the insider post "Oh if only you knew (that I was right about Kiara)"
-"to which she replied with funny images of Polish pope John Paul II without any context" typical Orcschizo behavior
-Moom doesn't know Japanese very well (Kiara got her spot because of this)
-Kiara said Mumei is what scares her the most
-"Kiara will die childless with her cats" sounds like something Mumei would say
-Kiara and Mumei drama breakdown: https://files.catbox.moe/hu7eq9.png
"Mumei said she's going to hang out with friends that day but she can stream" this is the one weird thing in the story
-Moom was diagnosed with ADHD she's a fucking schizo

and go to hell KFP

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Not to ruin everyone's fun, but I do need to point out that Gura did just recently finish up some substantial events, and now that they're finally wrapped up, it's not unreasonable to consider that she'd be able to continue her regularly scheduled programming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275792
she does? last time I checked she was sub 10k without bots

[Anonymous No.]

>>76277099
its just a pebblefag anon, no one even replied to him, let him be, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273348
My rrat for this is Mumei called a favor to Gura to her and the rest of SNOT stream over the live concert to spite them for how they fucked over Doki.
The fact that both Mumei and Kronii funneled their viewers to Gura to put her over the top cannot be refuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274950
>threat
>niji en

[Anonymous No.]

>>76277033
I'm sure she needs an entire month to "wrap things up"

[Anonymous No.]

>>76277949
Niji will stop being a threat once they completely shutdown.

That being said Biboo is a bigger threat than them.

[Anonymous No.]

cant wait for the next schizo parrot vid. I KNOW YOU SEE THIS YOU GREEN FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

PUT US IN THE DAMN VIDEO, PARROT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274652
>Her worth comes from how little she streams, ironically
So basically, she's a high class courtesan in ancient China. She put in the time to build up a desirable reputation to the point that her unavailability is now part of her value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273099
thank you based bird

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw im being forced to stream for 2 hours in 5 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>76278359
>>76278667
Who are (You) talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm seeing some posts that one of the new guys debuting in Niji has an actual terrible PL? That true or just rumor-mongering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279447
Looks like discord faggots signaling a raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279447
>>76279581
Theyre tourists who came here from a containment breaker on youtube. It's off-topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76278850
That’s the best way to describe it. You can’t really be mad at her since she probably never thought she’d make it this far either, and the audience still rewards her no matter what so she’s not really incentivized to change. It’s more disappointing that she just doesn’t seem interesting in striving for more. At least this hopefully means that she won’t show up drunk for her birthday stream this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279547

scammed thousands apparently. niji already fucking up once again

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279547
Apparently one of his PL mods recognized his voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279581
im too poor to afford both discord and $300 in supas for the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
I still don't get why would it matter. People who watch niji probably don't watch hololive (or Gura for that matter). Would Gura fan even watch those debuts regardless if she streamed? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272703
It's not like she or her fans care at all nowadays. Everybody has moved on from her outside of sisters and dramafags

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>when management tells you that you have to overlap the niji-debuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272703
>pretty sad
retardedsisterchama,if shes sad she already graduate right now,gura living what the vtuber dream is like,separate your real life completely from your persona,doing a minimum job so you can have more free time for yourself and make a tons of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
How come these tweets get so much engagement but then no one watches the fucking streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279547
It's a redditor that claims to have recognized his voice as NightTime Audios, an ASMR guy that apparently scammed his fans and two/three of his mods into thousands of dollars in debt. He apparently nuked his PL Twitter and some other accounts a few weeks ago. Not sure how much of this is true since I don't care enough to look into it but if it is then expect a lot of yabs and fujo-bait since it seems like Niji is aiming for a repeat of Vox and Hex

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
https://vocaroo.com/1lvAirr3tfPK

[Anonymous No.]

>>76278850
Nijisister with the chinese reference like pottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>76280452
>tweet has 17k likes
>Gura's average ccv is 15-20k
>vods usually have around 300k-500k views
>says no one watches
sure anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76277099
last 2 or 3 streams have been 20k+ but not sure if bots or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
more like its time to sell some cheap looking ass merch, enjoy your yearly crumbs holotards kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279547
>>76280489
DON'T DIG UP THE TRUTH! seriously just let him take sisters money

[Anonymous No.]

>>76280489
Tell this down NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>76280567
What makes you think I was insulting her? Courtesan politics are fun and one of my favorite parts of the insanity that is Imperial China.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76280278
>esl

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279968
The goal here for niji is to target new blood audience with no prior experience with agencies/industry drama whatsoever. As long as they could get them hooked, it doesn't matter if this audience finds out later on what fucked up shit the agency has done, they will be retards hellbent on defending their oshi even if they tells them to die. Gura tatical deployment would diverts some, if not a major amount of these newfags to her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
At this point, I have to wonder if YAGOO is deploying the tactical shark or if Gura just has a personal vendetta on niji. Based as hell either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76280489
How do retards get scammed this hard by streamers? It’s like retard vtubers getting scammed by merch people

[Anonymous No.]

>>76277949
the legendary behemoth awakens from her slumber not to elimimate potential "threats" but to show them how insignificant they are
such monster knows no mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76281326
make her Leviathan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76280278
good morning to you too jakartakun

[Anonymous No.]

>>76280030
yea that's the problem. i would be happier if she just kept streaming regularly so i wouldn't have to move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76281326
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
And you better believe that Brown Gura is probably going to stream around that time too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76280837
??? Fuck no lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273099
Thanks Enna, as the saying goes, "a broken clock is right twice a day".

[Anonymous No.]

>>76281224
You're saying this in a board of retards who would shell out banks for their oshi (me included). Bad intentions are all that's needed to turn that behavior criminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>76281214
She just finds the meme funny and plays into it. Gura lives for shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Okay so it’s pretty much confirmed they play the Gura card whenever Niji tries to make big moves, and that makes sense. What doesn’t make sense to me is why the Gura card gets played when Hololive tries to make big moves. When Advent first came out Gura came out of hiding to overlap their streams. I don’t understand what they’re trying to accomplish by overshadowing their own talents that are trying to get established.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
My wife has returned

[Anonymous No.]

It’s actually happened way too many times to be a coincidence at this point. I dunno if it’s management being strategic or actually just gura being petty but it is very funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>76281959
lmao mumei wishes she could be a knockoff gura. mumei aint shit she doesnt have half the viewerbase/success

[Anonymous No.]

>>76279547
I have no idea if that’s true or not since I don’t know that guy and I never heard his voice. But it wouldn’t be that surprising when you remember that this is the same company that hired Raito of all people, at times their vetting process is great and other times it’s a fucking trainwreck resulting in shit like this. It’d be one thing if they hired people that just don’t take off, it’s another to hire malicious people. It really feels like a matter of time before they hire Mel Nekomata at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76273027
Prof?? What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272973
i thought cover and anycolor had a partnership? wtf yagoo??

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275088

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
GUUUURAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275088
I remember/#/ going nuts during this one. Some even labeled it as the 'dogfight' lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>76277099
Depends on the game she's streaming. Her dmc streams were great for example

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>New Niji wave
>Gura tweets
>One Niji is outed as a scamming scumbag
The prophecy was real

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
SASUGA DESU MY WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>76283025
>I don’t understand what they’re trying to accomplish by overshadowing their own talents that are trying to get established.
Trial through fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76276458
>Doki
Gura is friends with Moom. Moom told her no.
>Mint
>Gura is also friends with Kiara. Kiara told her no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275792
It's bots. You can automatically tell by how few likes her stream has compares to live viewers. They've botted her, the twins and Mumei this year. The bot guy was gone for awhile but now he's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>76284839
The tactical weapon with a heart of gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>76283025
>why the Gura card gets played when Hololive tries to make big moves
Simple, she brings in additional viewers to the whole Holobox and reaches further than others in the algorithm. Easy to see which three days she streamed. Plus she streamed the week prior to help bring in returning viewers.
It's no coincidence that every time she returns, everyone benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
SHORK TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>76283025
They also bring her back to hype upcoming stuff, she was supposed to generate hype for Advent but they didn't expect Biboo to stream in the same timeslot as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76283025
>why the Gura card gets played when Hololive tries to make big moves
Simple, she brings in additional viewers and it reaches further in the YT algorithm. Easy to see which three days she streamed. Plus she streamed the week before to help bring in the viewers.
It's no coincidence that every time she returns, everyone benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76276458
>homos
>fellow Hololive members

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
>WELL WELL WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THE TIME
That's my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272703
It unironically is. She was one of the best holos at the start and now she's an ad strategy with a heartbeat. Genuinely makes me a bit bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272703
It really is. Her streams were always a lot of fun.
But at this point even Sora who got sort of disillusioned for a while, even she streamed more.
Even Ayame with her butt-aids streams more.
She seems to be happy at least, so I guess it's fine?? I hope so at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272410
They still need to learn a lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76288491
I thought this was pretty obvious but apparently isn’t

[Anonymous No.]

>>76276458
>homostars
>mori
>fellow Hololive members
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>76283025
Curbstomping Nijiggers is buisness
Hazing coworkers is entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>76274545
It was just a warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
It's a merch ad for her $300 wrist watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76291255
I'll buy 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>76291114
That sounds like a completely reasonable question and if you can't form an answer to it at all you definitely have no business trying to make money streaming on the internet, even if that answer is "I can't compete with her but I can carve out my own niche with x y and z"

fucking retards man

[Anonymous No.]

>>76291662
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL >>76274021

[Anonymous No.]

>>76291255
great edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>76291662
>reasonable question
If that's reasonable can you even answer if you are asked this:
How do you plan to compete with me, your boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76291114
>How do you plan to compete with Gawr Gura?
>I'll stream
It's that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>76288491
Good point. I noticed whenever Gura streams the EN box that night grows by a third or Gura makes up half of it for that night when everyone else isn't do much. And when no one else in Holo EN is around like pic related Gura eats up the rest of the box. It's ridiculous how much pull she has even being nerfed from her lack of presence.

[Anonymous No.]

This is like using a tactical nuke to wipe out some ants. NijiEN is losing to Phase Connect for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
It's fine sisters. Anycolor only hires top tier creators who know how to perfectly compete with Gura. These ones are the Gura killers for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura watch doesnt have a "stream" time
This explains everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>76275088
Biboo won though, in the end. She is a fine Gura replacement

[Anonymous No.]

>>76272345
Yeah and the time says is time for you to fucking stream you lazy whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76294792
>talent immediately gets scammer allegations before they even debut
ah, it's only the male one, who cares about them, we'll be fine right?
r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76291662
>Apply for Hololive
>"So, how do you plan to compete with someone like Finana Ryugu"
>Shows family vlog from 15 years ago titled "d#255536787333 camtasia"
>video settings has it set to "private"
>2 Finanas

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Against all the evil that Nijisanji can conjure, all the wickedness that Riku can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until they are done."

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>>76275088
>Gura gave her 1 hour and 10 minutes of no overlap.
What the fuck do you people want, this isn't even a debut stream.

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>>76274118
Riku would reply with something like "You didn't have to reveal it and fire her, Yagoo. *wink*"

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>>76274440
go watch crimzon ruze and take that back mf.

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>>76279794
She probably needs some of the ol' liquid courage just to put up with it these days.

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>>76274654
No, it's on purpose. Ame and Gura streamed over Lazulights debut too.

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Why doesn't Gura just stream for her fans because she actually likes her fans and not for vtuber tribalwars
>inb4 "Y-you're a nijinigger"
I don't give a shit about niji or Gura streams I'm just asking

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>>76296339
>Gura
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Likes her fans
Nigger go on twitter and you'll see how dogshit her fans are. No one would want a fanbase like that

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>>76296338
Did they stream any other days that week?

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>>76283138
? but that's my wife in the picture?

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>>76272973
this is not a smiling yagoo moment this calls for the threatening yagoo

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>>76296339
did she manage to sell her warehouse of sauce?

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>>76281959
>>76283309
Mumei iscnowhere near Gura level with regular content, but she still has a secret weapon she could whip out for a day like this - guerilla karaoke. She wasn't streaming much lately so it would get additional buff.

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>>76278850
If you want more Gura streams, just lower her value

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>>76296339
she is and who to say it will be on the same day? you seem to be seething about nothing because her name popped out for some reason.

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>>76296435
Theyre dogshit because Gura neglected them. She has nobody to blame but herself

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>>76297401
1. Learn English
2. "you seem to be seething about nothing because her name popped out for some reason." Retard this is a Gura thread

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>>76295707
"We aren't as harsh towards our golden talents"

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>>76293767
Because chumbuds who fucked off whenever she goes away return just for the time shes back then scatter back into the abyss waiting for the next time.

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>>76296435
>go on twitter
No, how about you go back

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>>76299489
You're in a twitter thread retardKING

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>>76272345
there's no way its not actually in her contract at this point, something like "mandatory stream whenever certain rival corpo debuts new gen"

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>>76297912
>just chumbuds
>one third of the Holo EN box
>ccv of other EN holos will drop by half if Gura is near them
I don't think it's just chumbuds anon.

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>>76301494
>Fauna
JESAS

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>>76301584
She was reading super chats (and wikipedia talk pages) at that point, the lowest she dropped in that overlap before moving to SCs was still 8k+

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>>76300379
really? you think they can control when she streams? she does what she wants and nothing more.

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>>76272703
She's just sandbagging so she can get rid of ger imposter syndrome. You'll see her stream more often again after she gets dethroned.

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>>76301494
let them cope and seethe, lmao.
because either she streams or not, they wont stop seething..

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>>76274794
WIn/Win?

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>>76272703
reduced into a streamer that never finishes anything but starts everything. monster hunter, fallout, poppy playtime, outer wilds, skyrim, callisto protocol, and not to forget, atlantis.

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>>76303542
I don't watch Gura and I don't watch Niji so if I get to not see any spam about either then that's a win for me

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>>76273316
stop being fat sis

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>>76304048
that's horrible, i'm sure she feels awful and has to go spend money to feel better again.

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>>76291114
>"How do you compete?"
>I stream 2 hours a week
>"Welcome aboard. Please try not to sexually harass anyone or drive them to suicide, and if you do, please make it profitable!"

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>>76273223
Gura doesn't make much from SC's. She was always a runt even in EN in that regard.

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>>76274247
No she didn't. If anything Bijou streamed over Gura, because she started an hour earlier. Plus, Bijou streamed for 3-7 hours a day. It would be damn difficult for someone not to stream at the same time at her.

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>>76274425
Nerissa also started an hour into Gura's stream.

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>>76293625
Am I applying for my boss position? In what situation would that happen? And even if that weird ass situation happened I would just reinforce my strengths and abilities because you can't put down the person that's interviewing you lmao, also you wouldn't have inside knowledge of what are the weaknesses of the boss' workflow. There's literally no answer to that except like I said, reinforce your own strengths.

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>>76304862
Sadly stream hours are not everything. Look at the countless of 2views streaming hours upon hours a day into the void.
>just stream
Doesn't even put you close to Gura. As funny as the meme is, it's not a real answer.

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>>76275088
Never forget what? That they streamed the same day? Bijou had a whole 1 hour and 10 minutes to build her audience. Is there a rule somewhere, that each Holomem, need to wait until another finish streaming to stream themselves? Moreover, Advent had a 2 weeks collab ban, specifically for them to build their own audience. Gura's viewers are Gura's viewers, and Bijou viewers are Bijou's viewers... this rrat is the most retarded rrat on 4chan.

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>>76280745
She get's about 8k on her own. 10k if she collabs. Anything above that is usually botted.

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>>76284839

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>>76305249
>Gura goes missing for months
>comes back exactly as Biboo's stream
>Biboo's character being the first direct competition to Gura's character in all of HoloEN
>NOOOO ITS ALL A RRAT A COINCIDENCE ITS A COINCIDENCE AAIIEEEE
I'm sure you're going to handwave away Gura's behavior in Palworld too lol.

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>>76305676
Making cute noises at the dinoguras?

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>>76305676
This seems like some niji deflection raid tier shit

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>>76274247
>Gura expressed a willingness to collab with them, hazing rituals and shit
>it's literally the reason the joined this company, to make friends
>new management had a better idea: we should isolate Advent and focus on the gen thing
>Gura's plans were ruined
>went on burnout mode

>fast-forward to today, now all the restrictions are gone, but so is the magic of the first few months
>Gura now doesn't want anything to do with Advent since they chose management over her

https://youtu.be/sprqi7NjDa4
just take a look at how shallow and soulless this shit was
https://youtu.be/ZRuU4V8AnG8
and compare that to this kino

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>>76305676
>Palworld
>stream for hours with Ame/Bae/Mori around
>Biboo joins and starts talking with Bae about their things
>Gura decides it's time to spend some time solo with chumbuds and wrap up
?

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>>76305837
Like I said, another coincidence. It's all coincidences with Gura, she never does anything out of her own volition. Stuff just... happens, around her. Coincidentally, of course.

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>>76305837
>Bae shows and yells about how her laptop is slow. She talks in VC when no one there cares to hear about it and it disrupts other conversation.
>Biboo shows up and Bae and Biboo start talking and it really becomes too many people in VC.
I can see how Gura got frustrated and left the VC, and really Bae started it. Go rewatch the stream if you don't believe me.

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>>76306057
I wouldn't even say frustrated, but Biboo and Bae in particular are high energy girls, and it can get a bit loud. That's why Gura likes SNOT, the group is much more her pace.

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>>76306057
>Gura being a cunt
>Chumpedo twists it around to being Bae's fault
Ngl I'm kinda impressed

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>>76306354
>oh my gawd, why is my expensive gaming laptop with a mobile 3050 slow?

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>>76306354
Not Gura's fault Bae is an annoying shitter runt. Maybe pick a better oshi.

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>>76306508
Ah there you go get your mask off chumpedo, don't get too cocky just because Gura's manager made a tweet lmao

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>>76306591
Can't handle the truth? There's a reason she has the lowest CCV in EN. Gura can spot a leech from a mile away, and Bae isn't subtle. She should work on being entertaining first before trying to get an in with Gura.

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Girls, no fighting.

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>>76306776
Wanna hear some real trut
Gura is a lazy whore who treats the chumkeks less than dirt, I would tell you to man up and have some self respect but you deserve this skank.

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>>76283025
Is because this whole crap is simply fan fiction, it was never a real thing. Is bullshit in the heads of schizo's on this platform. Gura streaming has nothing to do with NijiEN, because they debut in 3-4 days, and stream at hours that couldn't be further from the timeslot Gura streams at.
Same with Advent. No Gura didn't came from hiding, she streamed just 2 time less the month prior. Plus, she had been consistent for years with her time slot. She always streams at that hour when she is solo, except when she is in Japan. So no, she didn't overlap with everyone. She streamed just like everyone else, on her timeslot. She was streaming when Council debuted too, and nobody accused her of streaming over Mumei or Bae

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>Pebbles getting caught
>Throw Bae under the bus to take the heat off Biboo
Delightfully devilish

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>>76306881
Glad i wasnt the only one seeing soccermom sisters fighting over their soccer team

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>>76307132
And yet she is still more loved and respected than Bae will ever be. Really says a lot about Bae that she can't even outperform a "lazy whore." Also
>trut
I accept your seething, ESL concession.

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>>76301494
Are you an idiot, or you can't read. Those are streams at different hours... Fauna and Bijou had well over an hour to hit higher ccv before Gura streaming for example.

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>>76272345
>When a single tweet that may be an allusion to Gura streaming on the near future makes her fans shit their pants
KEk, the absolute state of cumbuds.

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>>76307497
>get lucky by being able to coast off being the posterchild for Holomyth at the height of Hololive's popularity while everyone else has to work their butt off
Ogey

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>>76307810
>Still seething
Girls is popular by her own merits, as evidenced by her CCV still being sky high despite all of Myth reclining. If she debuted in Council, she'd still be the most popular EN by a mile. Bae on the other hand...

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>>76305676
Gura didn't go missing for months. You are rewriting history. She was on a break for a month, in June, but was active in July, the month before Advent debuted.

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>>76308120
>Say hello to your new coworkers, they'll be debuting next month
>Gura *checks Slack*: oh shit

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>>76272345
Between this and Doki's even, this could be an all-time worst debut for the girls in the new gen

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>>76304163
The only thing bad about Gura are her fans.
She has the only fanbase that actively makes you hate their oshi. I liked her, but the cumbuds made me stop watching.

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>>76308240
Mhm... now you are trying to pick up salad from a cows shit,

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>>76308336
>Filtered by 4chan faggots
You unironically need help.

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>>76272345
Based lazy shark

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>>76272703
It's unironically because of her imposter syndrome. She never liked being the biggest chuuba and felt like she didnt deserve it, it put a lot of weight on her. Now she doesn't stream and she's still the biggest chuuba, it probably makes her imposter syndrome even worse

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>>76288997
I don’t recall enough to rrat, but from the aquarium comeback stream I got the impression that something really bad happened in her life that she’s just never gonna be able to talk about. I’ve never been a #1 fan but I’ve always greatly appreciated her as a part of Holo regardless, so I just hope it gets better bit by bit. Even if we never see her again, I think she’s injected enough joy into the world that I can wish her well wholeheartedly.

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>>76308454
Help with what exactly. If the audience sucks, the show is 10x worse.

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>>76293625
It would not be that. It would be:
>How would you compete with your seniors in the same position you’re going for?
And obviously you can’t shit talk them either, but a good answer from someone who can think on their feet would be along the lines of: ‘I don’t know their full scope of responsibilities yet, so I would take a short while after joining to familiarize myself with it, then use my X skills and Y traits to carve out a niche while taking that info into account. Learn from their good points and use my own talents.’ It’s kind of a stupid and irritating question and I would totally blank out if someone asked me it, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to request a content direction and personal branding plan from a talent.

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>>76308596
when you actually stop streaming, it's not impostor "syndrome" anymore. it's just literally being an impostor.

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>>76272517
No, she just want to shit the new niji-wave
She's so powerful atm that the notion of her needing to put in any effort and do some streams before her birthday is laughable

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>>76297215
Gura offered to do "react content" to keep streaming regulary. Chat wanted to keep the quality. And here we are.
It's ironic that being denied by her fanbase to do low quality content (because keeping the pace with good content is tiring) led to her being encouraged her to work like she does now.

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>>76310501
gura mentioned react content 1 time years ago and you fucking retards still talk about it

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>>76308336
>The only thing bad about Gura are her fans.
And Gura herself.
She's boring and I don't like her personality, that's just my opinion

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>>76274247
Yes. Gura may be a lazy pos but i hate niji even more.

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>>76275150
That's literally what every competing corpo does.

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>>76308742
Yeah something clearly happened that had a huge impact on her life.
I remember how impacted she was when someone in her family died and she felt a fairly similar sort of way, slightly off, almost melancholic / nostalgic for earlier days.
It sounds kinda similar to what some others have said as well, particularly with how busy they are these days. Sora, Miko, uhh Shuba I think mentioned it too, Gura too actually, Ame, probably more but god I have a turbo headache today, might nap

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>>76304896
One merch run/event will let her live comfortably for a year..

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>>76308742
>medical issue "that I will probably- *laughs* - that I will never talk about"
Pregnancy makes infinitely more sense than any mystery illness.

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>>76272345
thank god, if only we were so blessed that gura kills NijiEN completely

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It's actually hilarious that goomba only comes back at this point to steamroll other chuubas and I hope she never stops

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>>76274247
Everyone else in EN streamed during their timeslots, not just Gura, shitposters ignore this because rent free. In fact Gura didn't even stream over her because Biboo doesn't even start at the same time, but an hour earlier. If the viewers decided they don't like Biboo after an hour of watching her, she's got bigger problems anyway.

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>>76272703
>is sad
I don't think so, her and chumbuds are fine with this. She is like a mystical being and a cultural icon, but not at the level of Hatsune Miku yet.
I was frustrated, because she is so talented and entertaining, she could be a weeb taylor swift with a blind-loyal fanbase of simps who could break it in the mainstream media.

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Are you faggots still entertaining that Biboo vs. Gura schizo? I guess he has found the infinite (you) machine.

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>>76274463
>95 wave
What are their names?
I think they already dropped real names with that bandage faggot o the brightshield bitch.

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You know what? I used to get frustrated with Gura. But then the Selen drama happened and I realized that I'm just glad that she is still around. She is happy, and she is working in a safe space. Good for her.

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>>76274683
I believe this except it's Mumei who has been weaponizing Gura

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>>76272345
We already know how much nijisisters hate her, but what about the livers? Do you think they're talking about her in their little group chats?

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>>76314596
Is she happy, though? Or is she just dragging herself to do something she hates because she needs the money?

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>>76315196
>Gura
>Needing money
retard

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>>76277800
yeah... not even a rrat. SNOT was dead, and out of nowhere they stream at the same time. Not sayig it was mumei who planned it, that's a bit of a stretch, but the whole thing wasn't a coincidence.

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>>76312146
I guess the cat's out of the bag. Gura is pregnant with my child, we're going to have a baby boy and moving to europe.

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>>76315196
I'd say she is. Doing a live karaoke with the meet and greet was probably her idea. She was excited about the event and it was a huge success. More than a Niji 'concert' and at less cost. She's doing what she likes now. Gura was banned from ever doing that shark baby song, but she sang it in Taipei. She often gets her way.

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>>76314581
Blingbux

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>>76272345
Gura the C.A.S for vtubing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eD_Lo61rAw

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>>76304048
Didn’t she finish poppy playtime or did she not beat the cat yet?

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>>76324019
Nope, she stopped playing right as she reached the final boss kek

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>>76320383
Nice to hear she was having a good time. With long absences, for both Gura and others, I have a habit of worrying about them, probably more often than I should. I hope I can say something in my birthday card that'll make her smile. It's not much, but it's all I can really do.

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>>76295204
KEK

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>>76272345
Truly the Roman Reigns of vtubing