/brg/ - Battle Royale General / The NEXAS Shitshow

[Anonymous No.]

Groomer X Groomer Edition

>◆Nexas Links
Official Website: https://nexas.live/
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/NEXAS_live
Official Streaming App Getting Shilled: https://anilive.app/
Official Streaming App Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniLive_app
CEO Twitters: https://twitter.com/harry__so | https://twitter.com/imharry_so
OP Template: https://rentry.org/brg-op
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>◆Clotho v Melodiam
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ClothovMelodiam
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@ClothovMelodiam
>◆Lulu Lasso
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LuLu_Lasso
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@LuluLasso | https://www.twitch.tv/lululasso
>◆Piko Halo
Twitter: https://twitter.com/PikoHalo
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@PikoNEXAS | https://www.twitch.tv/pikohalo
>◆Aurix “Rixxy” Brightful
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rixxybrightful
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@rixxybrightful | https://www.twitch.tv/neonidesuka
>◆Sweet E. Hiroshi
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SweetEHiroshi
Channels: https://www.twitch.tv/sweetehiroshi
>◆Kyohei Tekma
Twitter: https://twitter.com/KyoheiTekma
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@KyoheiTekma | https://www.twitch.tv/kyoheitekma
>◆Esila Shephield
Twitter: https://twitter.com/EsilaShephield
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@EsilaShephield | https://www.tiktok.com/@esilashephield
>◆Poette Evergreen
Twitter: https://twitter.com/EvergreenPoette
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@Poette | https://www.twitch.tv/evergreenpoette
>◆Pyon Phelix
Twitter: https://twitter.com/PyonPhelix
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@PyonPhelix | https://www.twitch.tv/pyonphelix | https://www.tiktok.com/@pyonphelix
>◆Faelie Fallwood
Twitter: https://twitter.com/FaelieFallwood
Channels: https://www.twitch.tv/faeliefallwood
>◆Nox Orphee
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Nox_Orphee
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@Nox_Orphee
>◆Kenzo Kozima
Twitter: https://twitter.com/KenzoKozima
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@KenzoKozimaNexas | https://www.twitch.tv/kenzokozima
>◆Odette Mori
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Odette_Mori
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@OdetteMori
>◆Enaria Liliales
Twitter: https://twitter.com/EnariaLiliales
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@EnariaVT
>◆Reverie
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NEXASReverie
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@ReverieNEXAS | https://www.twitch.tv/reveriestreamz
>◆Leobel Purson
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LeobelPurson
Channels: https://www.twitch.tv/leobelpurson
>◆Nyantsume
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NyantsumeVT
Channels: https://www.twitch.tv/nyantsumevt
>◆Alvyn Asher
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlvynAsher
>◆Noah Marcellios
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoahNEXAS
>◆Melody Cordelia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MelooMuse
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@MelooMuse
>◆Soma Fujimori
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SomaBean
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@SomaBean | https://www.twitch.tv/cozysoma
>◆Lumiora Lumen
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LumioraLumen
Channels: https://www.youtube.com/@LumioraLumen | https://www.twitch.tv/lumioralumen
>◆Kiko Hayashi
Twitter: https://twitter.com/KikoHayashi
>◆Nano Gurē
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NanoGure
Channels: https://www.twitch.tv/nanogure
>◆Nell
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NellNEXAS
Channels: https://www.twitch.tv/nellthecrow
>◆Bakurah Noir
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BakurahNoir
Channels: https://www.twitch.tv/bakurahnoir
>◆Endra Jiéshù
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NexasEndra
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>◆NEXAS Volunteer Restreamers
burgerposting: https://www.twitch.tv/burgerposting
Tetheraa: https://www.twitch.tv/tetheraa
Beebs: https://www.twitch.tv/beebs4cc | https://www.twitch.tv/beebsack
TProducts: https://www.twitch.tv/tproducts
MystiKnight: https://www.twitch.tv/mystiknight
Tako Tamayaki: https://www.twitch.tv/tako_tamayaki

>◆Teamup schedule
https://teamup.com/kszdpma2qev7awh2o9

Previous Thread: >>75964172

[Anonymous No.]

>>75998812
>Who grooms the groomers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75998812
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75998812
>ꗃMarshmallowsꗃ
Esila: https://marshmallow-qa.com/u185z1zeq8d6dlw
Rixxy: https://marshmallow-qa.com/svgtwn5dasxfgsq
Poette: https://marshmallow-qa.com/gmgye1vcoxbocg6
Clotho: https://marshmallow-qa.com/ebjksyi3m3e612
Sweet E: https://marshmallow-qa.com/357dkvfjiheg2m
Pyon: https://marshmallow-qa.com/9039gcvhkn5xsw
Faelie: https://marshmallow-qa.com/yjkayl9i6hahsvr
Nano: https://marshmallow-qa.com/2lztie247dcdmd3
Nox: https://marshmallow-qa.com/fc52ox7x7ahkpux
Leobel: https://marshmallow-qa.com/4c2vu8colcbh60e
Lumi: https://marshmallow-qa.com/rlzp9nkmf6pkzy2
Soma: https://marshmallow-qa.com/e5o3ofr91uvlmk7
Nyantsume: https://marshmallow-qa.com/5imtgz8jkjlicu1

[Anonymous No.]

Rixxy, play Brave Song by Aoi Tada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk9zaP1E_JE

[Anonymous No.]

SQUEEZE NUGGET!!!!! NUGGET LOVE!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75999083
kiko...
I blame noah

[Anonymous No.]

almost done watching the clotho video and its actually pretty entertaining i really do hope theyre able to do shit off anilive soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>75998841
Harry is truly the Alan Moore of Vtubing. A master of storytelling.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

VOD Roundup - all hands on deck edition

beebs4cc
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147636865
>enaria (0:02:58 -> 2:01:06); lumiora (2:03:02 -> end)

beebsack
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147614845
>reverie

burgerposting
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147327109
>piko (0:00:00 -> 0:23:46), odette (0:24:10 -> 0:58:52), esila (0:58:59 -> end)
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147496265
>leobel
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147596659
>melody (0:00:00 -> 0:55:24), rixxy (0:55:30 -> end)

mystiknight
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147820295 ; https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147834264
>soma

tako_tamayaki
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147605017
>kyohei

tetheraa
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147225584
>poette (0:00:00 -> 2:50:07); fae (2:50:17 -> 4:15:25); kenzo (4:21:32 -> 7:16:11); sweet e (7:16:41 -> end)
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147788727
>noah (pt 1, pt 2 on tproducts)

the_necroxiiibot
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147234997
>lulu
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147593520
>alvyn

tproducts
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2146776143
>pyon
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147136981
>nox (0:00:00 -> 1:55:46); leobel (1:55:59 -> end)
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147464683
>leobel
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147639056
>endra
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2147757335
>poette (0:00:00 -> 1:47:17); noah (1:47:41 -> end)

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Lulu pronounce gyaru so strangely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75994259
She's a chubby flip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75999232
>Liste-- listen up, this is no euphemism. I am straight up just the- the chonkiest little pigeon bird. The color-- potato pigeon-- the color of my hair and my eyes and I'm sitting-- listen guys, listen REALLY carefully. I'm sitting on a baked potato. Picture me this, I'm SITTING on a baked potato reading a BOOK, alright? I'm reading a book sitting on a pay-- baked potato with an onion on my head. WITH AN ONION ON MY HEAD ohgey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75999135
Too bad they're playing some gacha shit with 50% positive reviews on steam. I hope they play some real games eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75999631
American (Bad)

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx-iYPoUcN0

Reposting Cloth's first gaming vod with Lulu, Piko and Kyohei
>Cloth is at 225 subscribers! Like, share and comment Melodites!

[Anonymous No.]

So i was away for a week
Did i miss anything big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76000722
Check the last thread. The funniest shit to have ever happened had happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76000722
noah showed up after a week of sweaty sex with his wolfkin gf, revealed just how easy it is to find his yt channel and irl socials, then shilled his stoner friend on his corpo account
enaria liveread /brg/, turned the thread into complete and utter shit and then earned a literal cum tribute from an anon
esila's sheeple almost went into full meltdown after doing a donothon planning stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>76000722
Anilive now available on the AppStore
Debut 2.0 (no sign of Kiko or Nell)
3 ex-PRISMs on Anilive
/brg/ to only cover Nexans
some contest with Moona's mama's art as the prize
Esila planning donothon instead of watching frieren
Esila watches anime at x2 speed
Necro restreamed Alvyn
Lulu dreams of being restreamed by Teth

[Anonymous No.]

>>76001029
>Necro restreamed Alvyn
why the fuck is this the funniest thing on the list?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76000890
>>76001029
JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

Noah Marcellios is such a funny vtuber name
I wonder how he came up with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>76002405
im going to take a wild guess and say his mom helped him

[Anonymous No.]

I promise to take care of her and to treat her well

[Anonymous No.]

>>76002571
My bet is it was from his dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76003147
Please donate T_T

[Anonymous No.]

>>76003575
uuu you don't need to ^-^

[Anonymous No.]

>>76003147
This is a very seductive image. Sheep looks mischievous here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76003575
I just want her to get the fucking money...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76003147
I've picked up a new job so that big sis can win her company contest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76004086
It would be very funny if she reached all her donathon goals but didn't get anything because of anilive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76004120
What is the win condition again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76004225
that would at least still prove she has enough monetary backers to improve her lifestyle a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76004225
Harry will fly to her house and buy her dinner once as part of the team-building activity.

[Anonymous No.]

Odette is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>76004301
details soon...

[Anonymous No.]

Enaria Marshmallow
https://marshmallow-qa.com/xnjmwyx8ark97n7

[Anonymous No.]

>>76004301
The most coins received total

[Anonymous No.]

SCHEDULE ANCHOR
https://teamup.com/kszdpma2qev7awh2o9
Reply to this post with schedule updates/corrections (please provide links/screenshots if possible) or add it to the "unconfirmed" calendar yourself, I'll color it when I see it.
DISCLAIMER: ScheduleAnon is not responsible for your oshi acting like a nigger and not streaming at times on their own schedule or rescheduling last minute or not specifying the timezone correctly. Check the tribute's X (formerly known as Twitter) for most accurate info.

[Anonymous No.]

Gee! It sure is boring around here!

[Anonymous No.]

dEAD hours
what ddo you expecyt

[Anonymous No.]

more schizos

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76006790

[Anonymous No.]

Kiko...

Nell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76004675
Have you sent her your fantasies, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76007675
Not yet. First I actually sent her a letter of thanks for being a degenerate who accepts me.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck happened last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008449
Nugget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008449
Noah using Nexas to funnel people to his roommate or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008449
Noah had a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008449
Noah is an obese discord mod who joined Nexas to get some kittens

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008449
People only just now figured out why Noah (the nexas vtuber) is called Noah lmao
I found it out the first day when I had to scrub the internet for the talents' youtube, twitch and twitter links for the op and got super creeped out since he's a genuine pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008812
Nugget might have been his first victim. Dude isn't really all there if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL PROTECT HER SMILE jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008449
Noah, unsurprisingly, is Noah.
He looks like the Tourettes Guy and his head is shaped like a canned ham. Where did they even find this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76009025
>Where
On reality apparently
That app has a high density of groomers and little children(young adults(maybe)) as you can see from our very own Nexans

[Anonymous No.]

>>76009140
Hilarious that Esila called out exactly this kind of person kek

[Anonymous No.]

Let's not die before Esila comes back

[Anonymous No.]

eating oats for esila!
being time efficient for esila!
making spreadsheets for esila!
good morning

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Euro-lads its almost time to go home for the weekend

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki and Nell are dead, anon. You need to accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76012836
Nell reincarnated as an artist for NEXAS (for free).

[Anonymous No.]

>>76012938
>(for free)
Harry will buy her dinner for some team bonding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76012836
Kiki is dead but Kiko will stream someday I believe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76013020
He might take her out for dinner, doesn't mean he will pay for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76013116
Kiko and Koko are dead too, sorry to break it to ya

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76013439
I believe in Keko

[Anonymous No.]

Reverie's Picks: Korean Webtoons

Here's what Rev has been reading recently. (Tags are by Rev)

>Eleceed (270 chapters)
Fantasy, Character development
>The Greatest Estate Developer (131 chapters)
Fantasy Isekai
>I Obtained a Mythic Item・Mythic Item Obtained (462 chapters)
Norse mythology, Regression
>Descended from Divinity
fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

Poette is on TProducts btw

[Anonymous No.]

Poette getting jealous when the talk isn't about her, never expected to find a cute SJW

[Anonymous No.]

Jellymom is always cute

[Anonymous No.]

JWU

So... Nugget, huh? Seems like a cool guy. Also is 100% fucking Noah's wolfkin GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76015296
I'll never allow you to put such slander on nuggets holy name

[Anonymous No.]

>>76015371
Listen, he's a furry, she's fur. It's a match made in heaven, baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76005135
Cloth delayed his stream
Posting this for scheduleanon

https://twitter.com/ClothovMelodiam/status/1791501319963906410?t=7CMuRMULVwcdOVe2foN1sw&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008812
>he's a genuine pedo
How so? Is it for being a fat, ugly adult on a platform filled with children? That's literally me right here right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>76015575
fixed, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008812
The most baffling thing about this is that somehow, Nexas staff gave him the okay to pick that name. Did they not do any background check on their talents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008812
I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO NOAHS ARK OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>76015861
Yeah... surely Harry knows what their names are... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76015861
Nexas doesn't give a shit if tributes dox themselves kek
who was the one who shared a lot of real personal info about herself again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76015935
failure is free advertising

[Anonymous No.]

>>76015861
I feel for manesan, he probably only knows them by the talents name and never even fathomed someone being this dumb and now has to see the reality when he checks thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008812
Not just Noah but the last name too, christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016085
I love how someone with literally no knowledge of /here/ would try to google his name and find, well, him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76015935
Enaria? Nox? Lulu? Poette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016531
But only Noah can I easily find and see his blobby meaty face

[Anonymous No.]

Is Poette, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
Somewhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
If you believe it to be so, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
Yes, her real life name is Poette Evergreene. Look her up, she’s fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
Perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
My oshi? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
Isn’t she great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76005135
Poette said on stream her evening zatsudan will be around 8 pm PST

[Anonymous No.]

>>76017488
added

[Anonymous No.]

what would nugget's vtuber concept be? my first assumption would be cyberpunk but i dont want to overlap with kyohei

[Anonymous No.]

>>76017585
A furry Sith stoner. He can make good use of his lightsaber skills.

[Anonymous No.]

she's gone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76018251
Silentman hours...

[Anonymous No.]

Esila has alzheimer's
https://twitter.com/EsilaShephield/status/1791497146979729428

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I’m starting to get that social anxiety shit where I remember chatting something cringe, then spend the rest of the day thinking about how cringe it was, probably far more than the person I said it to. Except these guys read your chats out loud, so I can’t just pretend like they didn’t hear me like I can in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76019922
Be cringe and free, /brg/er anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76017674
thank you. i couldnt get the ai to understand his minecraft sunglasses. truly a sad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76020365
Dammit, I’m so sleepy, I read his name as something totally different

[Anonymous No.]

>>76020365
Nugget needs to have his lightsaber. And he should be stoned out of his mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76020569

[Anonymous No.]

>>76019922
me too, and twitch doesn't have a delete message function so it's in the VODs and with how few people there are I worry there's a higher chance Nexans would remember the person (me) who said the cringe when the see the same name next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>76020986
and the full nug

[Anonymous No.]

>>76021101
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>76019922
>>76021084
most people forgive and there's way too much going on for them to hold it against you unless you really fucked up
just plow through and drown it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>76019922
Noone remembered what you said the by the next day brother, do not worry

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/D1jd2Mm8OV8?si=uqN7dnRwO-koAfKw
New psychobabble video with your poeshii!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>https://x.com/EsilaShephield/status/1791525332195102775
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX3QQpA3r9E
Yesterdays Esila VOD is out
>Why is it out before the others?
Just check it out yourself, anon. My big sister is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76021084
If its just a one-off or one stream where you were a little unhinged, you'll be fine. Its persistance that earns you a reputation, like ace or mazey

[Anonymous No.]

>>76021477
I wanna bury my face in big sis's big tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>76019922
itll be okay as long as youre not horrific all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>76019922
My man, have you not seen the obnoxious ramblings of the tiktok kids in the AniLive chat? You couldn't hope to be as much of a sperg as them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76021746
watch me anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76021477
She's so smart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76008812
Scrape or scour, not scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76016833
A cutie? Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>76021477
i hope my headphones and ears aren't failing me
but is it just me or does it just sound all buzz buzz?

[Anonymous No.]

>something happened in her life that kept her busy
She gave birth.
To me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76022819
i hear some buzzing as well, maybe some interference in her audio setup because i don't hear it in the burgervod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76023101
yeah it hums and the balance is off
not terrible for a first try

[Anonymous No.]

esila is live...

[Anonymous No.]

shep: https://www.twitch.tv/burgerposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>76023694
>https://www.twitch.tv/burgerposting
Yep I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.]

That one was for me

[Anonymous No.]

and once again she’s immediately begging for gifts and money in trade for attention. horrible streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76024440

[Anonymous No.]

anilive chat is so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>76024593
Anon, /brg/ers are all gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76024699
Can't fool me woman

[Anonymous No.]

>water is my favorite beverage

[Anonymous No.]

I'm catching up on Noah's antics from last thread. It reminded me of his first stream when someone asked about his name.
>Where does the name Noah come from
>Heh, I wonder...
I feel like he knew he should have chosen a cool name like everyone else but I do have to wonder if he thought the others actually had names like Faelie or Nyantsume or fucking Sweet E. I await more Noah streams to see how he'll top this or if he brings on nugget again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76025714
he's retarded enough to be entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>76025504
Hear me out
>Cucumber water

[Anonymous No.]

>>76025714
my theory is that he wanted 'brand cohesion' but was fucking stupid enough to make his brand his full name and face. i assume management made him change at least a few letters if they couldnt have him be a dragon from the future like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76026748
mhm!

[Anonymous No.]

Peepaw's Shrine is open!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76026748
Cinnamon water.

[Anonymous No.]

>sheep is scared of copyright
now who am i going to get to read me meditations by marcus aurelius?

[Anonymous No.]

Send maros to Lumi for tomorrow
https://x.com/lumioralumen/status/1791562014008979808

[Anonymous No.]

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliviousSinglePistachioNotATK-pbk8xZasNtd9LwzI

[Anonymous No.]

Anon who said he posted that just won

[Anonymous No.]

"2nd or 3rd time I've choked today"
Im sorry guys ill treat her throat better next time

[Anonymous No.]

Esila is so considerate!

[Anonymous No.]

this entire stream could be summed up into a 5 minutes long pre-recorded infodumping and shilling
also funny how nobody else dared intrude sheep hours, anyone who overlaps her gets crumbs of CCV

[Anonymous No.]

>>76028570
She is that powerful and being stuck on Anilive is actually limiting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76028164
she's our girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76028570
>also funny how nobody else dared intrude sheep hours
they learned their lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>76020986
>>76020569
kek, make it happen Harry
replace Noah if you have to

[Anonymous No.]

>>76028570
The Esila vs Noah NexasFest would’ve been interesting to see, but he changed his time

[Anonymous No.]

>I DO love you guys!
she makes me so happy
how did i get groomed by a 2view chuuba
goddammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>76029521
1-2view GFE is stronger than the 3view sort

[Anonymous No.]

>>75993750
Chuck: "Damn, yeah, shout out to Captain, most sellout VTuber CEO I ever worked with."

Ernie: "Well, speaking of VTubers, tonight, we got word of something very interesting. Piko may very well be streaming soon, as many of Nexas' fans have mounted an operation to rescue her from her abusive household."

>graphic showing the number of anons converging on Piko's house to beat her husband to death shows up on screen, labeled 'Personal Army'

Ernie: "Compare and contrast that to Noah, who doesn't stream at all and spends that time fapping to his wolf girl gf fucking other guys while Noah mouthbreathes over underage girls."

Chuck: "Well just like them big ol' women down in San Antonio--"

>shaq is choking on his own laughter on the other side of the desk

Chuck, again: "Just like those big ass women in San Antonio, Victoria is a seekurut to Noah. Dude's fatter than me and I eat all the food that falls from the ceiling in this studio. He's got a video of himself playing the drums and another one of himself baking a pizza, but he should just film himself drummin' on them pepperoni titties he got there."

Kenny: "Say that again, Chuck? I don't think Shaq heard you."

Chuck, with a shit-eating grin, his shoulders shaking: "Noah Malcer-celery oose got pepperoni titties. And his skin tone somehow more fucked up lookin' then them beaches in Galveston!"

>shaq collapses, finally, and crawls out of camera-view on all fours

[Anonymous No.]

>>76030005
>pic related shows up on screen as TNT cuts to commercial break, but with Chuck's face photoshopped onto this incredibly intelligent and handsome man with no odd sexual proclitivies whatsoever

Shaq: "UNDAHDAAAAWG, PUT THAT ON A TEEEE-SHIRT!"

Chuck: "C'mon, Erneh, don't let them do me like that, I ain't no groomer."

[Anonymous No.]

Those were all mine btw

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

I love Esi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76030005
>piko
Kiko...

[Anonymous No.]

leo: https://www.twitch.tv/burgerposting
he said it's the song but i still think its his mic, someone please let me know if you're listening on the app and are not getting the noise

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with baku lately? I haven't been watching him due to life

[Anonymous No.]

>>76031524
And, I won't lie, you all know what Bakurah just did; he killed a man. And he felt nothing doing it. But does it mean that Bakurah is heartless? Of course not. That man had a job. That man had a family. But at the same time he chose to do that, and Bakurah had to act accordingly. It's a man, uh it's a man eat man or what do they call it? Dog eat dog world out there? And sometimes there's just nothing you can do about it. So, that's why Bakurah cares about all of you, and what matters to him is that you all make the right decisions in your life, cause Bakurah never hopes to run into you on the wrong side of the street because that would deeply sadden him, if Bakurah ever sees any of you doing something lawfully wrong, and he has to do something about it, and it may cost you your life. So Bakurah is expressing his concerns, and he hopes, you all, behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76031644
I was asking seriously ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>76031524
This is guerilla week for Baku. That's why he doesn't have a schedule. He still had a couple of collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76031524
I haven’t seen him ever since he moved to morning streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76031687
Has he done any guerilla streams for the past 2 days? I don't remember seeing twitter notifications from him
>>76031707
It's hard for me to catch his morning streams as well but I try to watch vods when I have time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76031707
>Plans Guerilla streams
>Doesn't stream.
What a maneuver!

[Anonymous No.]

This has to be on purpose, right? No one's opsec is that bad on accident. He definitely wants to funnel people to his other account, right? I had faith in Noah to just be a normiebro... What happened...

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/FaelieFallwood/status/1791588125283881231
Leafiez, its us!

[Anonymous No.]

What are your predictions for wave 2?
What is your hope for intelligence? personality? lewdness? talents? ethnicities?
Since nexas talents are gonna be like baseball cards we may as well start customizing

[Anonymous No.]

rixxy waiting room: https://www.twitch.tv/mystiknight

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033088
he's not funneling anything to anywhere
he's just a retarded fat fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033318
he's funneling us towards the sith lord nugget

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033088
Are you stupid? This is literally the ultimate evidence that he IS a normie
He cannot even fathom opsec

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033162
This is all the prediction that I need

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033162
>>76033414

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Enaria could have kidnapped me when I was still a little boy
She would have raised me right

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033414
>>76033479
which one you fucking anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033134
wtf we're cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033524
top left of first top right of second

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033524
That shota with the glasses? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033414
I wish I knew about NEXAS before auditions closed... Hamster is so cute I love her design so much... I hope it goes to a nice person...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033134
well that's just fuckin cute innit

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033195
she's live now

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033162
I hope that a good chunk of Wave 2 similarly have almost no idea about vtubing and vtuber culture the way Wave 1 did. It is almost like outsider art the way that so many of them had no preconceived notion of what they were supposed to be doing. I like a lot of small corpos but even the ones that are not explicitly trying to force "Great Value Hololive" can feel very same-y at times.
>>76033414
My other hope is that top left will have feral sex with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033740
I agree. After 4 years I'm getting really tired of wannabe hololive vtubers, especially when they have little clue or misconstrue what that actually means

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033740
unintentional kino is the best kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033927
yeah, like last night's noah stream.
https://clips.twitch.tv/AgreeableHotOstrichMoreCowbell-Qz94xlFwHCkIMBhT

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033134
très bon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033134
made to be smashed

[Anonymous No.]

>>76031781
No guerrillas yet. That sick son of a bitch tricked me into waking up early...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76034577
rape correction required

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>76036182
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>76034959
we can't rape correct Baku because Baku is the one who does the correcting

[Anonymous No.]

>>76036182
my mystic frogwife is so cute, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033414
I hope Budget Holmes is an old man nerd like Kenzo so they can collab and rant about Old Music, Warhammer and Military Technology together

[Anonymous No.]

another casualty in the battle royale...

[Anonymous No.]

Only 36 people participating, it's whole 14% to win free money anons!
https://twitter.com/anilive_app/status/1791587100149838143

[Anonymous No.]

New Poette video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1jd2Mm8OV8

[Anonymous No.]

>>76033740
First wave was all scouted so they probably went mostly for 1view flashtubers. The second wave talents auditioned so they already know the basics of the industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76037233
no... Odette... I will save you with my milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>76036344
I will rape you both

[Anonymous No.]

>>76037403
kek what a waste of money for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>76032069
Truly beyond normal human comprehension, he’s one step ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>76005135
tekma balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>76039810
>am
>tonight
is he okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>76039867
Actually am is correct since he used it in reference to midnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040081
i am not okay

[Anonymous No.]

>72
I don't understand that women thing, does that mean she's a whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76038289
N-not if I rape you first!

[Anonymous No.]

endra featuring... someone?: https://www.twitch.tv/tproducts
bro he doesn't even know how to run a collab on anilive, this is grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040447
That means she's average, which also means she ain't a virgin. Good, ripe for motherhood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76005135
https://x.com/MelooMuse/status/1791608749737570670
melody cancelled

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040447
0-50 very experience
50-100 little to no experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>76039810
>>76040597
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040447
The test is just a lest of Yes/No "have you ever done X?" questions and the score is how many of them you responded No to. Some of the questions are sexual, but a lot of them are about other stuff like doing drugs or committing crimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040532
CRUSTIES WW@
POETTE IS THE COLLAB PARTNER
please come help, endra is still a black hole and there is 0 energy in the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041069
how do you even fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040447
>>76040979
>doing drugs or committing crimes
I wonder how many points were deducted because of her experience with the human trafficking cult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041069
kek, the poettato will never plug the void

[Anonymous No.]

that was the least enthusiastic "woohoo" i've ever heard in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041069
Sorry, Poette, but not even you can make me watch Endra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041069
It's an open collab
please, pray to every god you know that someone else joins

[Anonymous No.]

Poette is approaching the event horizon... it's over bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041465
Sweet E might join

[Anonymous No.]

reverie waiting room: https://www.twitch.tv/mystiknight

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041069
Good Lord, I love Poette for her ability to yap endlessly, but here there is just silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041560
PLOT TWIST: ENDRA IS THE SILENTMAN!

[Anonymous No.]

How is this the only stream in primetime

[Anonymous No.]

Sweet E has joined Endra and Poette

>>76041693
Rev is starting soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041693
reverie running late

>>76040532
>>76041069
ENTER: Sweet E

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041693
>FRIDAY primetime
tributes are slowly wearing out

[Anonymous No.]

>uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>hello I'm Endra, nice to meet you
>Sweet E: come on that was drier than the Sahara desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>76041726
>>76041736
>>76005135

Rev is not starting soon, someone screwed up the teamup. She's streaming at 9PM CT, which is 1.5hrs away

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040447
all of you are whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>76042121
tehepero

[Anonymous No.]

>>76042223
anon youre so wholesome what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER NELL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040532
ENTER: Nell

[Anonymous No.]

NEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!! THE GREEN TEAM IS HERE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

they have 4 people in the call and nobody is actually talking much

[Anonymous No.]

NELLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

>already resorting to playing word games on call
grim

[Anonymous No.]

Odette in a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>76043150
upcoming restreams:
odette will be on https://www.twitch.tv/burgerposting
enaria will be on https://www.twitch.tv/tetheraa

[Anonymous No.]

i love my punctual owldaughterwife

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you was this?

[Anonymous No.]

i love my unpunctual vtweeter crow wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>76043307
>immediately goes afk
jej

[Anonymous No.]

>>76043350
LMAO, but that isn't proper etiquette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76043307
>immediate bathroom break
cute, didn’t want to delay stream

[Anonymous No.]

My question was whether you ENJOYED the attention, Enaria
I think I have my answer though

[Anonymous No.]

>>76043350
Is that Nene from kawaii? Isn't she a jealous bitch?
I can see her getting pissed at one of the tomos bringing up another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76043825
I'm going to make a positive assumption here that you are simply mislead by catalog rrats. I can't give you a timestamp because the stream is still live but the reaction was entirely professional. Stop taking /vt/ at its word.
Anyway, good luck battle royale contestants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76044029
IIRC, she did delete her former coworker's VODs because some of their fanart came up on her twitter timeline. Good that she didn't lash out like that time.

[Anonymous No.]

She keeps seeing our messages...

[Anonymous No.]

>Enaria likes hair tugging
Yeah, her hair wrapped around me tugging my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>76044541
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

Hiroshi you need a Benzo immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>76044599
Enaria. We keep posting "Fatbros it's over..." and "Baldbros it's over" and she keeps reading them

... I'm both FAT AND BALDING AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Enaria's into ugly bastard tag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76044676
It gets the best art, truly peak CNC.

[Anonymous No.]

>M for Misogyny
Poette...

[Anonymous No.]

>You can ask any question you want
Ok Enaria, will you let me eat your snatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>laying on Enaria's fat thighs and boobs
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

[Anonymous No.]

We weren't supposed to fall in love with the tributes......... but this purple woman... makes me feel things...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76044928
Don't worry, our beloved tomboy is non-binary, we can't be misogynistic with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Enaria do you have daddy issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045204
do you really have to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045204
>I just realized that I don't like baldlets because my dad is bald
Ya think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76044649
He needs to dm me I can fix him

[Anonymous No.]

Enaria wants paypigs

[Anonymous No.]

Enaria needs saving.
Will you step up?

[Anonymous No.]

Bending Enaria over and forcing her to call me daddy as she gets edged!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045403
yea me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045428
>>76045403
No way, she’s a pump and dump

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045525
yea! I'll pump her, marry her, and dump her into my bed to make sweet baby making love with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045428
>3rd world
Well obviously, but it's not like we can save entire countries

[Anonymous No.]

>>76040447
I thought she's Aia tier? You lied to me

[Anonymous No.]

bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>nell switching internet providers
there's hope, nellbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045662
What's Aia's score?

[Anonymous No.]

why is enaria such a pick me

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045780
26 or something iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>we can't do founding fathers smash or pass
>boo! Boo!
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045780
like 18 or something idk but shes really low

[Anonymous No.]

I don't usually like hos but Enaria might be the exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045903
You will watch hoes and you will like it

[Anonymous No.]

when did she say she was going to watch the tribute again? i'm a retard and already forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76042223
we have the same scores... we are brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045749
It's too late, she won't be able to fill the quota and Harry will execute her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76042223
>>76046058
you should help each other out and lower your scores to 80

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't have a foot fetish, but if I know someone who has one then I will provide because I am generous
who gives a fuck if that makes her a pick me, I adore her

[Anonymous No.]

>>76042223
>>76046058
93bros... we are

[Anonymous No.]

>anon
she loves us...

[Anonymous No.]

I pick her

[Anonymous No.]

>Odette getting sniffly over teen romance story
Too cute, peak daughter experience

[Anonymous No.]

I like to profess my love for the chuubas in here so they don't see it in chat, but Enaria is reading this so now she'll know I love her anyway aaaaaaaaaa.... Where do I post!

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe that I am sharing a thread with virgins

[Anonymous No.]

Enaria makes me so annoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm jerking off to her stupid cackling.

[Anonymous No.]

These dumb stickers are very limited in what they can convey

[Anonymous No.]

Enaria makes me so horny

[Anonymous No.]

>Sweet laughing his ass off
>Endra still talking in the most monotonous voice possible
I think he is not even capable of feeling human emotions

[Anonymous No.]

i hate this stupid whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>76046624
At least it’s not to Odette crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>76046654
Endra saw some shit in 'nam, he can never feel again

[Anonymous No.]

>>76046654
Endra saying what he liked or appreciated about his genmates earlier in the call was the closest thing I have heard to him having any feeling about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Reverie: https://www.twitch.tv/mystiknight

[Anonymous No.]

i love this stupid whore

[Anonymous No.]

Nano: https://www.twitch.tv/beebs4cc
Kyohei: https://www.twitch.tv/beebsack

[Anonymous No.]

>>76046743
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>76046743
she's "tired after swimming" aka on a mind-blowing amount of downers
if you want a rev stream you can actually understand this is it

[Anonymous No.]

why is rev always on drugs

[Anonymous No.]

Rev worries me.

[Anonymous No.]

is rev on her period?

[Anonymous No.]

is rev okay? I think she's the real talent that needs to be saved

[Anonymous No.]

Rev is a weird girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>76045780
23

[Anonymous No.]

>rev doesn't have regular cycles
>it could be 2 months or it could be 2 weeks
>last time it was 3 months and then 2 weeks
what is she doing to herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048278
all the drugs must've fried her hormones

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048278
I think she mentioned previously she doesn't enjoy eating and finds it a chore

[Anonymous No.]

No Enaria please force yourself on me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048499
yea she can’t even eat a lot of the time, most food repulses her

[Anonymous No.]

Enaria, I’m sorry for missing your stream today. My wrists were destroyed after a ton of housework, so I can’t chat much, so I don’t wanna be there if I can’t contribute. The only stream I’m gonna watch is Lulu’s to jerk off tonight and that’s it. Hope to see ya tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna pump Enaria full of baby batter!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048724
you know that's the collab stream with soma right
is that gonna make it better or worse to jerk off in

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048724
>wrists destroyed
>I'm gonna jack off to LuLu
Oi, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048656
>Substances like heroin may compete with food in the brain activating reward pathways and increasing dopamine receptor' availability
>Stimulant use suppresses the amount of ghrelin – a hormone responsible for telling the brain when it's time to eat and when you're full
yeah I wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048417
The tributes are starting to show cracks...

[Anonymous No.]

Rev has to be British. Her accent’s leaking out too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048943
>>76048943
>>76048943

[Anonymous No.]

>>76048499
Eating disorder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>76049159
doesn't seem like the normal case too, I think she said it was sensory issues and her other senses are easily overwhelmed as well