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For the 348th time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>First original song: Say My Name
https://cover.lnk.to/SayMyName
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fkTc7Hlp0

>Streams
▼ Next stream
Thu 05/16 7PM CT, members-only zatsudan
▼ Last streams
05/15, Cats Organized Neatly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqO5DGsLOmo
05/14, offcollab with Bijou and Shiori on Bijou's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZndoA_U7A

>Songs
BlueBird cover of DECO*27 - Salamander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9o4BOeBcJU
Jewelbird cover of VIVINOS - OTOMEROID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiuzVI35BQ
Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c
Unarchived karaoke (May 9th 2024)
https://mega.nz/file/ogJgjICZ#fDj7BnZX_B5TwIMXsDCIwxG97HoI8fDxKhF3KrSWqEo
Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nerissaravencroft
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01

Previous thread: >>75835006
A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.

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>>75914350
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1789531514394550680
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

>> No.75914373

2024 to date
Solo streams: 47
Collabs: 57
Twitch collabs: 4
Solo karaoke: 3
Members: 7

>> No.75914375

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

>> No.75914509
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Rissa's armpits are so sweaty right now

>> No.75914530

I love Nerissa making out with her many girlfriends/wives

>> No.75914578

What did we learn last thread

>> No.75914596

>>75914319
We've talked about this before, but it might honestly be for the best. She has more energy and genuinely seems to want to be here streaming, which isn't always the case with her obviously half-assed streams

>> No.75914706

>>75914578
Rissa SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.75914784

>she hates long ones
Hungbros…

>> No.75914846

>>75914784
4.5in chads we're in

>> No.75914876

You can hear her braincells dying in real time

>> No.75914925

>Nerissa is into Asian men
Asian chads rise up

>> No.75914962

>>75914925
Wait what did she say?

>> No.75914987

>>75914962
It's a dick joke, anon

>> No.75914996
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There's food in Shiori's fridge she needs to initiate the physical raid like Biboo
kek they're talking about her as I type this

>> No.75915175

>>75914996
>There's food in Shiori's fridge
is this a threat

>> No.75915329

i hope she does more #shorts streams. she seems actually happy and it makes the feeling of the stream so much better

>> No.75915390

>>75915329
Nah shorts fucking sucks but for some karaokes and I guess this game it's okay.

>> No.75915507

>>75914596
It's a shame cuz like the other anon was saying her current timeslot is super convenient for me, but I suppose I could get used to being VOD gang if it meant high energy Rissa...

>> No.75915541

bros there's a spider on the floor and I tried to throw my cat at it but she just walked away what do I do

>> No.75915580

>>75914596
Definitely. Earlier streams give her the strongest pep. Get some delicious fresh konbini, some fresh air, and she's just gas gas gas.

>> No.75915630

>>75915541
You've got a shoe, right Jailbird? Time to use the shoe

>> No.75915639

>>75915541
I'm scared of spiders I call my mom

>> No.75915698

>>75914962
Not what she said what she did in the past. Actions speak louder than words

>> No.75915756

>>75915541
Shoot it.

>> No.75915817

Is this fembirds or just fags?

>> No.75915885

>>75915541
Seconding the shoe >>75915630

>> No.75916122

EUbird here, i'm so tired i didnt even notice baker made a new thread. I should go to bed... but wife noices cute

>> No.75916150

Shiori learning all about face and hair hygiene habits from Rissa

>> No.75916261

>>75913826
I've always believed, but she really does just have certain things that tick her brain, like she said just now. Remember the other sorting game near debut? I honestly think cute games are best. I'm itching to have her play a Suikoden game just for the voice acting jokes. Or a Wild Arms. Could also be her addictive personality too. If we had a good gambling game, I think she could go for hours there too.

>> No.75916296

>>75916150
What about ass and pits hygiene?

>> No.75916362

>>75916296
Not possible. Those are cleaned by my tongue and Rissa refuses to share.

>> No.75916375

>>75916150
They are actually complementary to eachother. The shortcomings of Rissa's girlfailureness are filled by Shiori's qualities. Meanwhile Rissa fills Shiori's girlfailure shortcomings with her qualities. AND SHE ALSO FILLS SHIORI WITH THE RAVENCOCK

>> No.75916458

>>75916296
Asians don't sweat as much it's not 1:1 there

>> No.75916486

That's not nice Rissa that's a passive aggressive tone of a kindergarten teacher that I want to molest me

>> No.75916626

Hooman here. Just passing by. Is it normal to feel horny while watching Nerissa?

>> No.75916683

>>75916626
That's a perfectly normal reaction to watching Rissa

>> No.75916703

>>75916626
...only answer is a resounding YES

>> No.75916720

>>75916626
Yes, but not just horny also happy

>> No.75916743

>>75916626
It's the expected reaction

>> No.75916775

>>75916122
>>75916486
EUbirds are becoming increasingly ESL

>> No.75916915

There are some mean greynigs in chat lol

>> No.75916968

>>75916775
When the tiredness starts to kick in, my brain does brain things less effective.

>> No.75917001

>>75916915
And that's why they're subhuman scum of the earth

>> No.75917020

Rip, thought I'd be able to catch the entire stream tonight but looks like's going to lvl 80. Guess Im vodding the rest of the stream

>> No.75917105
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>>75916915
Shorts strangers

>> No.75917186

SHE DID IT

>> No.75917433

>>75917105
Hay another bird for the flock

>> No.75917617

>>75917105
Her next karaoke should be in this format as well, without fucking up the hashtag ofc. She'd hit 700k fast

>> No.75917672

Jailbros... she lost it, meow

>> No.75917673

I almost feel bad for her, doesn't it hurt her to use her brain this long on nothing but an empty stomach and good vibes? Not that you'll see me in chat telling her to stop streaming, but still

>> No.75917726

Has she been edging what was that

>> No.75917758

>>75917726
No idea but it was hot

>> No.75917831

>>75917673
This your first time having a bit of gaming mania? Where you just go and keep going with no end in sight? Thats the best time in gaming.

>> No.75917952

>>75917831
lol I don't really play video games, I think if I were in her shoes I'd just be hangry as hell. I'd be like Rissa playing the rock climbing game

>> No.75918035

Based Rissa calling out ESL's

>> No.75918188

Wasnt expecting her to solve cat puzzles for 4 hours this but it was funny. I hope her brain hasnt been fried by at this point

>> No.75918276
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75918276

maybe grays aren't all bad

>> No.75918323

>>75918276
Fucking kek

>> No.75918328

Long longcat stream with its ups and downs. Biboo and Shiori sound like they still have plans for the afternoon hopefully her brain can recover now
>>75918276
What a god

>> No.75918340

Stream was nice. Frankly didn't seem anything special to me or all that different from her usual streams, but that she went longer than usual and had more energy to spare made it more enjoyable

>> No.75918358

>>75918276
If this is the first time someone said this then I’d be very disappointed in /vt/ for not coming up with it first

>> No.75918431

She missed her chance to have Biboo hang out on her stream. She was going to come over and join her stream in a few minutes but I doubt Rissa streams longer than Biboo ever again.

>> No.75918495

>>75918431
We missed Jewlbird sex live on stream...

>> No.75918719

>>75918495
Maybe she'll join the karaoke...

>> No.75919152

>>75918276
Oh for fucks sake

>> No.75919181

The JP's have been asking if she's wearing pantsu, that meme really made a first impression on them

>> No.75919296

>>75918276
Nerriggas, of course. Fuck, why didn't I think of that?

>> No.75920228

Nerissa's armpits were so sweaty after this stream, I could smell them halfway across the globe

>> No.75921156

>>75920228
Just licked them clean, sweet ambrosia

>> No.75923088

Fucking hell Rissa, don't touch me now I'm sweaty

>> No.75923231

Would you have sex with Nerissa Ravencroft if she stole your genitals afterward forevermore?

>> No.75923902

>>75923231
If she'd keep it inside of her forever then yes, the little guy deserves a nice home

>> No.75924992

>>75923902
Sex with Rissa's armpits

>> No.75926092

yep

>> No.75927012

No Rissa, you can't simply say my name and expect me to cu-AAAACK

>> No.75927417

Biboo separated the lesbian s and m couple thank god.

>> No.75927594

>>75927417
If we locked Shiori and Nerissa in a room with no entertainment for a week, do you think they'd unironically have sex?

>> No.75928382

Damn shorts are nutty. She got more subs than that endurance stream from a few weeks ago, in a shorter amount of time. Didn't have the counter on stream for the first hour so there could have been even more.

>> No.75928711

Tickling Nerissa's cloaca

>> No.75929228

Tickling Nerissa's armpits

>> No.75929934

Tickling Nerissa's glistening folds

>> No.75930012

>>75928382
Its that thing with content creation that is just baffling, one of those Pavlov tests that ropes in peeps. Has no real bearing on the quality of content, so people get odd about it, thus vertical streams just randomly. But hey, if it gets more people into her good stuff, so be it. Hopefully nice greys and not shitty ones.

>> No.75930747

>>75930012
Who's the ESL, you or me?

>> No.75931952

Rate the Japan arc so far, did Rissa learn from her previous mistake?

>> No.75932498
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>> No.75932533

IT'S SHIPPING FINALLY RISSA LOVES ME THE MOST SHE PERSONALLY MADE THEM DO IT

>> No.75932690

>>75932533
Gzzzz anon, I'm happy for you

>> No.75932760

>>75927594
the answer is yes, and you can change "week" with "hour"

>> No.75932820

shoving my tongue in Niori's butthole

>> No.75932895

>>75931952
There's not much to rate. The Shioraven has been good, but all of the streams so far have been mediocre at best. I'm glad she did them but I wouldn't recommend them to anyone except the most hardcore Jailbird

>> No.75933808

>>75932895
Hardcore hand holding with Rissa

>> No.75934958

Hardcore kissing with Rissa

>> No.75935280

Selling my "Kissing The Rissa" JAV DVD to select Jailbirds for a premium price

>> No.75935959

randomly came across Nerissa walking by a konbini. Proposed to her on the spot, she said yes and im now working on impregnating her.sorry guys

>> No.75935974

The waiting room is up.
https://youtube.com/live/o-veHQREZK4A
>Members I missed you!!! Let's talk Japan~ I am looking forward to catching up

>> No.75936417

>>75935974
Time for hearing about the best eateries this side of Kobe. How much premium beef will she have ingested?

>> No.75936502

>>75936417
and then puked right after...

>> No.75936535

>>75936502
Then ate again because it was so good

>> No.75936540

>>75936502
I'd eat it back if it came out of her stomach

>> No.75936581

>FWMC move to Japan
>Nerissa visits Japan
>Nerissa and FWMC Off-collab
>Nerissa visits Shiori for a week of off-collabs
>NeBiShi off-collab
>Shiboo off-collab
Did Nerissa go to Japan twice or have they all been in Japan for a while?

>> No.75936621

>>75936581
Nerissa went twice. Once during FES and she lied about it being for work, and this time which is actually for work

>> No.75936777

>>75936621
>she lied about it being for work
[Citation needed.]

>> No.75936805

>>75936540
fully embracing the bird role play ic ic

>> No.75937882

>>75936621
It was for the work. The work was just walking around FES signing cutouts.

>> No.75939044

>>75937882
Kek

>> No.75939361

>>75936502
I think she can hold it down. Her dairy loaded stomach used to tater casserole can handle it.

>> No.75940050

Hardcore mating press with Rissa

>> No.75940799

Gently giving Niori her first kiss with tongue while her moms are out on a date

>> No.75940926

>>75940799
Making her kiss my dick doesn't count as first kiss?

>> No.75941127

>>75940926
Anon wake up. She's Shiori's daughter. Without proper prep she'll try to bite off the funny sausage instead.

>> No.75941954

Cuddling with Niori

>> No.75942613

Kidnapping Niori and holding her hostage until Rissa acquires both Illusory Rings in DS2 on stream.

>> No.75943374

>>75942613
You're a fucking monster, at least let her use a trainer

>> No.75943972 [DELETED] 

she couldn't hold it down last time she had it, she needs more training, we need to fatten her more

>> No.75944284

>>75939361
last time she had it she wasn't able to hold it down, we need to train her

>> No.75946314

Rissa’s flatulence deep within my alveoli, becoming a part of me

>> No.75947365

Send sex, my hands is dying

>> No.75948035
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>>75947365

>> No.75948916

>>75948035
Yeah that's sex alright

>> No.75949038

>>75943374
I'll allow her to use Cheat Engine but she has to configure it herself and is not allowed to download any tables from the internet

>> No.75949044

>>75948035
That’s a child

>> No.75949110

>>75949044
out of 10

>> No.75949261

>>75949044
Yes! literal child. :P

>> No.75950697

Will she be eepy or hapi today

>> No.75950902

This Japan trip can only be called a success if she:
1. gropes Marine
2. says "Suisei senpai kakkoi!" to her face
3. sees Pekora's monkey

>> No.75951334

>>75950697
Hapi I hope
>>75950902
A FUCKING MONKEY
I’m hoping for a xweet where she says ‘Hi Jailbirds! I saw Pekora’s monkey’ or something like that
I would fucking lose it

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>> No.75952287

Does Nerissa own a dog

>> No.75952442

>>75952287
no she hasn't met Axel, yet

>> No.75953371
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>> No.75953623

>>75953371
My second favorite rissa pizza image

>> No.75953691

>>75953623
What's the first?

>> No.75953780

>>75952287
Yes, a dog who was born the same day as her and calls her twin. She literally talked about this yesterday.

>> No.75953788

>>75953691
The one where she’s floating a pizza slice into her mouth

>> No.75953820

>>75953788
based

>> No.75954107

>>75951334
If she tweeted that she saw the monkey, the world would explode

>> No.75954261

>>75950902
1 and 2 are a possibility
But 3 has no chance of happening, she has never interacted with peko and their content doesn't have much.in common

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https://twitter.com/qwq_oekaki/status/1791078567218184438/photo/1

>> No.75955174

>>75954261
Peko is unreachable, probably have to book an appointment 3 months in advance and she'll reject her anyway, she's too autistically shy. Only way we ever getting a RissaPeko interaction is if Kiara is involved.

>> No.75955680

I miss her!

>> No.75957058
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https://twitter.com/LordJoeboto/status/1791024630947307724/photo/1

>> No.75957952

Rissa’s lady lips

>> No.75959131

Rissa's actual, full on labia meat

>> No.75960017
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Goodnight /ope/!!
https://twitter.com/GrayWolfWGG/status/1790935398044311748/photo/1

>> No.75960512

>>75960017
Goodnight Jailbird

>> No.75960587

https://youtu.be/eb8PQZC1Ohw
Blue update

>> No.75960717

>>75960587
Smooth and slippery blue women sex

>> No.75961157

>>75960587
Why are all blue women without bush??? Is there like a blue code or something?

>> No.75961811

as long as they do it because they feel more comfortable this way and not because of some dumb social pressure, good for them. I couldn't care less, hairy or not, a woman's body will always be beautiful

>> No.75962051

>>75960587
Tragic. Why do women want to look like cunny instead of women

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What a hard worker she's streaming lots

>> No.75963268

>>75960587
Honestly, Ao-kun has won me over recently. She's funny as fuck.

>> No.75964160

>>75962797
Hololive is more than just streaming. Go watch some indie if you want to watch someone without corpo responsibilities.

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>>75964160
Can't even joke about holodex bugs without some sperg chimping out what a mess

>> No.75965334

>>75964846
Not a bug, just holodex making the "room reservation" based on Rissa's schedule. It's her who fucked up the times in her schedule, again

>> No.75965366

>>75962797
Why not do this as a meta? You can do multiple simultaneous streams per channel so why not always do two for double the views

>> No.75965707

>>75964846
Congrats, you managed to bait both simps and antis.

>> No.75965800

>>75965707
same thing really

>> No.75966070

>>75962051
Depends on who you talk to, some view it as salacious to be shaved, some value it. Some value being natural. Society is just weird, look up female hysteria, and how you had a time where people would take their wives to a "doctor" because they thought being horny is a mental illness, and paid dudes to jill their wives. Humanity is mad in many ways.

That said, pretty well off to have gotten a cosmetic treatment like that as a teenager, though can't blame her or Rissa, shit sounds like a pain for gals out there anyway, so might as well.

>> No.75966247

Just a touch of hair is so sexy
https://files.catbox.moe/kzzn81.png

>> No.75966389

>>75962051
Body hair for women is a real fucking pain in the ass, not just the societal looks thing, but taking care of it is a nightmare. You know vagina's discharge right? Like regularly. Imagine getting that shit smeared into your pubes and having it matted there all day.

>> No.75966585

>>75966389
yum yum

>> No.75966634

Honestly as a guy, if it was socially acceptable for me to get laser hair removal, I'd do it too. But I have no excuse since I'm not a male model or a porn star. Pubes are fucking annoying. I don't even feel like shaving my face most days either.

>> No.75967004

>>75966634
There's a fair amount of girls who prefer their men shaved, so do whatever you want.

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https://twitter.com/koahri1/status/1791217323099013158

>> No.75967399

>>75966389
>helpful to your body, prevents irritations, dirt and bacterias from coming in. Is more hygienic (help keep you dry/cool, traps the smells), protects you from some sti, helps spreading your pheromones,

If you're clean, your pubes will be, too. If you’re not, being shaved won't change your bad hygiene, will still be like a drooling a dead fish down there.

>> No.75967454

>>75967399
fck off fembird, nobody cares

>> No.75967605

>>75967454
Don't talk to Rissa like that. It's ok Rissa, we know all hairs are valid and hot.

>> No.75967804

>>75967605
Rissa seems to disagree, given the laser hair removal.

>> No.75969245

>>75969021
uh oh

>> No.75970127

>>75969245
Oh snap lol they're all unhealthy shut-ins too. Matsuri's sex parties are finally coming home to roost hopefully Rissa gets through this okay

>> No.75970302

>>75970127
It's over, her fucked up sleep schedule and eating habits didn't prepare her for that. And the covid thing is a lie so everyone can hang out with no worries.

>> No.75970343

>>75970127
I dunno. Nerissa somehow managed to dodge that bug everyone got when she was in Japan last time. Maybe she'll get lucky again.

>> No.75970452

I'm gonna...I'm gonna... OPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AH I'M OPEINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.75970503

0900 live

>> No.75970633

CHOTO

>> No.75970694

ponrissa

>> No.75970746

What if Nerissa had a vagina that felt good to have sex with?

>> No.75970909

She sounds awful, like she's sick? Is this really her settings?

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Yab

>> No.75971142

Who is this judy person?

>> No.75971216

>>75971142
actor/singer, she played dorothy in the original wizard of Oz. She's considered to be one of the best singers of the 20th century

>> No.75971253

>>75971142
Singer and actress from the golden age of hollywood back in like the 40's and 50's. She played Dorothy in the original wizard of oz

>> No.75971278

i love my chubby glutton wife

>> No.75971319

Japan zatsu but I don't actually want to actual give any details so it won't really be about Japan.

>> No.75971516

me yeah

>> No.75971538

She's being groomed in her dreams! by me

>> No.75971543

I love my yapping wife

>> No.75971581

That guy? Me

>> No.75971584

all I can say is, she is so fucking straight

>> No.75971597

Rissa, never let me go...

>> No.75971663

It's 10+ years and he still jacks off to that, I would

>> No.75971682

This is why she's single.

>> No.75971692

That boy probably fucked her

>> No.75971749

She really just yaps about nonsense on and on and on

>> No.75971753

>>75971584
bisexual woman who only dates men but is super into threesomes, sign me up

>> No.75971790

>>75971749
Its fucking great.

>> No.75971826

My dreams usually last like 4 minutes and can be summarized in one sentence

>> No.75971832

>>75971749
the wife experience

>> No.75971842
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You guys are lucky if you get interesting dreams. Mine are too realistic whenever there are women they always have bad fat distribution and a B-cup at best.

>> No.75971926

Shotabros…

>> No.75971934

YOUNGBIRDS TAKE THE L.

>> No.75971935

it's over for studentbirds (sorry teacher anon)

>> No.75971990

all the yurifags and lesbians are seething rn, get fcked

>> No.75972020

>>75971990
Bro is swinging at air

>> No.75972105

>>75971990
She is literally living as a dorm manager of idols. She is IN the yuri anime.

>> No.75972126

You Will Never Be A Man

>> No.75972161

stardewchads stay winning

>> No.75972181

>>75972020
>>75972105
Whatever helps you sleep at night, /u/fags

>> No.75972195

I wonder if Rissa wants to hear about my dream about her? It's kind of dirty though....

>> No.75972234

>the convenient is so convienent

>> No.75972245

>>75972195
She probably does desu

>> No.75972327

>>75972195
tweet at her. and if she blocks you tweet at her again

>> No.75972374 [SPOILER] 
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>>75972181

>> No.75972414
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>>75972374
This isn't yuri

>> No.75972468

>>75972414
Is the artist who I think it is?

>> No.75972508

>>75972468
AI? Then yes

>> No.75972545

>cunny

>> No.75972601

holy fuck controversy incoming lol

>> No.75972619

This is what it's like inside a mentally handicapped person huh

>> No.75972632

>>75972508
Damn someone used Nyantcha's art to train their AI. Got excited thinking they drew more vtubers.

>> No.75972709

Her whiteness is purifying my soul

>> No.75972745

She really doesn't get out much lol

>> No.75972752

>>75972709
The pure midwestern white soul is in full display right now

>> No.75972763

white women my beloved

>> No.75972768

She's so white...

>> No.75972801

Imagine how many oji-sans stared at her...

>> No.75972832

she's so getting a boyfriend this trip, good for her, good for her

>> No.75972863

>>75972832
Yeah, me

>> No.75972878
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75972878

Anyone have the jailbird version of this pic is me right now

>> No.75972879

>>75972832
yeah, me. I'm outside hololive offices waiting to introduce myself

>> No.75972939

>doesn't like noodles
actually subhuman filth

>> No.75972985

>not a noodle person
>I'm a meat person
Someone tell her about Pho

>> No.75972997

I love my straight, meat eating, proud white girl

>> No.75973013

Bros, she's so fucking perfect...

>> No.75973044

>>75972985
My nerigga

>> No.75973081

AND A LARGE SODA

>> No.75973110

>Rissa blowjob
>complains that her throat still tastes like cum the next day

>> No.75973114

>>75973044
I'm still fucking pissed none of us ever thought of that first

>> No.75973130

>>75973044
Oh god, is that sticking?

>> No.75973169

>>75973114
It's not THAT good.

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good zatsu so far

>> No.75973203

>>75973114
a random shorts zoomer grayname created the best fan name out there

>> No.75973218

>>75973114
Check the archive it's there

>> No.75973246

>>75973203
The fact that it was a gray named shorts fag is what makes me the most mad

>> No.75973251

>>75973189
my wife said she hates my favorite food, what am I to do

>> No.75973296

She's so sweaty...

>> No.75973298

UAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SWEATY RISSA

>> No.75973324

I love her, she's had the Hololive endorsed PLATINAMU CREDITTO CARDU for months now, she's still such a silly dork. Even with food.

>> No.75973359

>>75973324
She's so perfect, isn't she?

>> No.75973368

I like Nerissa says
>Huh?!??

>> No.75973403

She's so stupid it's painful

>> No.75973435

>Strangers dressing well makes her want to dress well
women are a meme lol
Fix overweight girls in athleisure with one simple trick

>> No.75973448

>>75971935
I just got home from "night university" event at my campus, why is it over for me????

>> No.75973457

>All of hell isn't just lava and fire
So Dante was right all along

>> No.75973627

> goes full straight
> 0 superchats
guess her paypigs all are fembirds

>> No.75973668

>>75973448
nah i'm just pulling your leg
to sum it up:
basically rissa had a dream about this guy in a school and chat asked her if he was attractive (she didn't know what he looked like)
then she said she wouldn't like a guy who was still a student (she was implying an actual school age child and not an adult/college student)
hope this kind of makes sense, i'm p drunk

>> No.75973718

What is it with white women and wanting to be something other than American? I knew so many white girls like this who were so proud of having british or scottish or irish ancestry but they're just fucking white as fuck but when they go to England or Scotland or Irish, the actual people there are just like what the fuck are you doing?

>> No.75973752

Scottish Jailbirds, do you have any advice for this squishy Midwestern gal on home ownership?

>> No.75973781

>>75973752
no fuck off

>> No.75973863

i love my white supremacist raven wife

>> No.75973876

>hurdy gurdy
BASED

>> No.75973912

>>75973876
What the hell is a hurdy gurdy?

>> No.75973915

>>75973752
>asking heroin addicts for real estate advice
Anon…

>> No.75973921

Brorissa is autistic right?

>> No.75973944

>>75973921
unironically very

>> No.75973953

>>75973912
a barrel organ

>> No.75973962

>>75973912
some kind of medieval musical instrument

>> No.75973985

>>75973718
It's like they don't think America has its own culture(s) or something, so they want to glom on to the first contrived thing they can think of. My guess is it's a product of ingrained self-deprecation for being American and being sheltered. Go over to Scotland and see how well you fit in Rissa Spoiler: she'll stick out like a sore thumb because she's not fucking Scottish

>> No.75973993

>>75973953
>>75973962
Ah I looked it up. Thanks for the insight anyway, Jailbirds

>> No.75974001

>>75973912
imagine an organ but it's inside of a lute and it's hand cranked

>> No.75974002

>>75973921
>Roman Empire
>Forge
>"BALLISTAAA"
>Hurdy Gurdy
Yes

>> No.75974014

>>75973668
Thanks, i'm a teacher and a phd students simultaniously so to which do i count? I will watch that part in the archieve, tomorrow, maybe??? I drank some stuffs (i smuggled rum from Colombia) too with my collegues to celebrate a succesful event, despite a protest that luckily luckily the one on my campus didnt escalate. I hope Rissa is cute today.

>> No.75974073

>>75973781
>not wanting to have your oshi move near you

NGMI

Also lol, she had her bro 3-D print an Astarion bust, haha.

>> No.75974096

>>75974014 (me)
Good night btw jailbros

>> No.75974127

>gaylick
straightbros... it's over

>> No.75974185

>>75974096
goodnight

>> No.75974273

>>75973627
you were saying?

>> No.75974286

Linguists get BTFO'd

>> No.75974314

>>75974014
you're safe teacherbird, she was just referring to school age children
would probably be best to watch the rest of it in the archive
>I drank some stuffs (i smuggled rum from Colombia) too with my collegues to celebrate a succesful event
nice! im ust having some whiskey right now, week wrapped up early for me

>> No.75974331

i love how much that song has brainrotted her

>> No.75974426

my rod btw

>> No.75974520

What the hell is she talking about

>> No.75974592

>>75974520
her posture and her spine

>> No.75974667

>>75974520
She's talking about how to be a presentable person

>> No.75974680

my self conscious wife

>> No.75974812

>>75971990
Don't be cocky anon, enjoy your time in the sun... because once she meets Marine and Suisei it will be full DykeRissa for months

>> No.75974862

frag-rinsed

>> No.75974916

Never goes out and still buys sun screen? Man the cosmetic people who convinced women to start buying that stuff so much got them good.

>> No.75975060

>Bag & Fag
RISSA?

>> No.75975078

>>75975060
BASED

>> No.75975080

>>75974916
She probably needs it considering her poor diet and lack of exercise

>> No.75975162

FROG RINSE CLIP IS A GO

>> No.75975189

>>75975060
fuck I missed it

>> No.75975254

>Bringing up Ironlung
Kill yourself grifter fans.

>> No.75975297

>>75975189
check 1 hr 23 min timestamp

>> No.75975327

Time for cute loredump!

>> No.75975420

Bromani…

>> No.75975428

>>75975254
what kind of shithead subhuman can be hating on IronMouse...

>> No.75975471

>>75975428
I hate her, now kys mousefag

>> No.75975504

I blame Aradia for this

>> No.75975515

>>75975428
Get out nigger

>> No.75975521

>>75975428
i mean that nuxtaku situation was kinda fucked up of her to do

>> No.75975543

>>75975428
>Twitch
Don't let the door hit you on the way out

>> No.75975588

>>75975428
It's "walled garden" retards. Almost exclusively #chimps who don't have twitch on their data plan

>> No.75975649

>>75975428
Me, I hate Twitch whores and she's a grifting liar.

>> No.75975653

>>75975428
>>75975588
Were having comfy time with Rissa, piss off

>> No.75975659

>You guys don't know the lesser keys of Solomon???
>I think he was like a king, or something
Sometimes I wonder about her

>> No.75975714

this zatsu is so shit, japan chat my ass

>> No.75975733
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>watched the anime
>read the wiki
>hasn't played the vn

>> No.75975746

>really great art

>> No.75975765

bros should I use shells or cellentani for my pasta

>> No.75975785

I'm not sure jewtube is gonna like her Solomon slander

>> No.75975795

>>75975733
That's most people that have watched any VN anime

>> No.75975803

>>75975765
Go for shells this time round

>> No.75975811

>>75975659
>he doesn’t know about the trapped demons running his “computer”

>> No.75975847

>>75975765
Shells are my usual go-to

>> No.75975871

the fingernail scene in the anime was really hot for some reason and I feel great shame whenever I watch it

>> No.75975902

>>75975765
Donyou have extra options? I think Farfallw is neat.

>> No.75975906

>>75975653
This reminds me of when I used to use infinity and someone would shit on Mori or whoever, someone else would call it out, the thread would devolve into endless posts about how the person being complained about should kill themself or whatever, then the one poster defending them would get blamed for it all

>> No.75975959

>>75975714
Agreed, someone had to say it

>> No.75975977

YAB

>> No.75975982

CATBOX?

>> No.75976020

straight, meat lover, proud to be white ... but doesn't know the bible. fck she was almost perfect

>> No.75976044

>>75975906
>there are kronies in this thread right now
Horrifying

>> No.75976066

>>75976020
She's absolutely perfect for me

>> No.75976067

>>75976020
No, that's definitely perfect

>> No.75976100

>>75976020
perfect for me

>> No.75976102

>>75975906
kek infinity is so hard to read most streams, it's just barely tolerable even as a lurker

>> No.75976171

>>75975906
>>75976102
All Kronies should be fucking killed.

>> No.75976228

>>75976020
you forgot woke, that's just a no no

>> No.75976264

>for some reason
It's because it's twitter westerners

>> No.75976278

>>75976171
As a part-time Kronie, I can't really deny this

>> No.75976300

>>75976228
good luck finding a young white woman who ain't my dude

>> No.75976367

>180 hours of retarded jap monologue
Visual novels are the lowest form of entertainment

>> No.75976393

>>75976228
>>75976300
She's transphobic, so she's not a 100% there, the /u/ shit is just bait, with dedication you can fix her.

>> No.75976408

>>75976300
Pretty easy to in the midwest or the south

>> No.75976495

>>75976393
correction

>> No.75976583

>>75976393
>transphobic
>licks neah's butthole on a daily basis
does not compute

>> No.75976582

>Oh no it's hard! Oh no!

>> No.75976613

I want to physically harm Nerissa

>> No.75976638

>>75976393
>She's transphobic
Proof?
At least she's white and proud

>> No.75976800

>>75976583
pretty sure she doesn't know Neah is not a girl.

>> No.75976858

>>75976800
Wait, Neah isn't a girl?

>> No.75976863

my boysmell drives rissa boycrazy

>> No.75976879

>>75976800
how do WE know that, for that matter? Is this info from N****

>> No.75976891

>>75976393
what is your source?

>> No.75977141

WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT UP THE 2 HOURS KEK

>> No.75977169

>>75977141
It was the v-faction guy lol

>> No.75977202

>>75977141
totally not me

>> No.75977235

>>75977169
who is that guy? he's membered to like half of holoen and he drops red supers like nothing

>> No.75977306

>>75977235
I just know he's fucking everywhere with a lot of money to burn

>> No.75977332

>>75977235
Saudi oil prince

>> No.75977388

>>75977169
Vfaction the type of idiot who thinks constantly dissing on and bringing down people is actually a good flirting technique. she already put them in their place a couple times and they keep acting like an ass

>> No.75977478

She wants to be Eva, that deserves some analysis.

>> No.75977505

i've been lost for at least 10 minutes but i enjoy my wife's yapping

>> No.75977582

SHOWER YOU STINKY NIGGAS

>> No.75977613

she hates us jailbros

>> No.75977662
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She's calling you stinky fags out

>> No.75977737
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Going to ACentral on Sat, hopefully it's not as bad as it sounds like in AX

>> No.75977743

But Rissa small cons just highlight my lack of friends to go with even more...

>> No.75977773

i love triggeredrissa

>> No.75977783

She's calling the fags out again
i love her

>> No.75977826

>>75977582
I LITERALLY just showered

>> No.75977970

She is a geek through and through, but maybe the cons she went were shit?

>> No.75978017

i didn't know how to spell it so i copy pasted it from some other guy

>> No.75978045

Rate the stream, memberbirds

>> No.75978050

>people still typing yes
Just how behind are the guys

>> No.75978060

the shells were a great choice, pasta is good. have a great night jailbros

>> No.75978093

>"Hi Nessie"
Ctrl+W

>> No.75978374

>>75978045
A zatsu/10. Another not horrible but ultimately not worthwhile stream. It's still nice to get a memgen though so I'm not complaining

>> No.75978419

>>75978045
Very cute/10

>> No.75978435

>>75978045
why was it a member stream/10

>> No.75978439

>>75978045
I love my wife/10

>> No.75978510

>>75978435
because having 2 zatsu in a row would look weird on the schedule

>> No.75978548

>>75978045
Enjoyable/10. Nothing special but I got read a couple times so we're good

>> No.75978663

I wanted to make a lightly teasing joke about Nerissa but I'm worried she'll take it the wrong way so I'll just post it here.

Nerissa: "Guys the Sawcon joke is not funny and so stupid."
Also Nerissa: "69 nice, 69 subs, 69k subs, 690k subs."
Pot meet kettle.

>> No.75978674

>>75978045
9/10, she gave a very good detailed account of things, and had fun topics to talk about, we got food, skin care, Umineko and Higurashi, lore bits, the works. I only dock one point because I know girl could have talked all night (or all day for her) and it would be great, but we are denied the yap for idol duties.

>> No.75978735

>>75978045
I really would have preferred if she actually talked about Japan/10
I get there's some stuff she can't say due to secrecy but come on, we only got a few crumbs and those had to be asked out of her.

>> No.75978755

Baking thread.

>> No.75978870
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All those VN she loves but doesn't read eh

>> No.75978944

>>75978663
maybe add a "lol" or "lmao" and some blue heart emojis to make clear that it's some lighthearted teasing

actually no she might take that the wrong way anyway, better hold off anon

>> No.75979087

>>75978944
Yeah that's what I figured. I love her dumb 69 jokes and I think the Sawcon jokes are dumb too so that's why I thought it was funny.

>> No.75979130

>>75978755
It's here.

>>75979044
>>75979044
>>75979044

>> No.75979300

>>75978045
I will anally reward her/10

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