/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Obsidian Edition

Last thread: >>75851029
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888040
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888047
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888047
Amen. Also rape Gavis Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888040
Streams...
Where...
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888574
Bro, just rewatch the POVs from last night

[Anonymous No.]

Amen for the day I get to grope Machina X Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888680
He will grope back with the R-TRUS. Are you willing to risk that?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Abocus_art/status/1790647101455827190

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889192

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888040
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Banzoin Hakka Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888047
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75883311
If you had watched his silent voice watchalong that preceeded this tweet you woulda cried too. My poor, poor goldbullet... My poor poor poor goldbullet....

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889469
What about that vampire asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888574
HERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889083
One r-trus grope will mush me to death but what a great way to die it would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889526
what about it
the stream was pretty short cuz he was busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889776
I thought it was funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889854
Oh. Yeah, that ending was really something kek

[Anonymous No.]

NIJI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah this is a new thread
hang on I got you

[Anonymous No.]

Miss wife

[Anonymous No.]

mans, how was the ttt collab? i love ruze but my autism hort whenever he killed the boys mid sentence... is it worth finishing watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75890898
One of the best streams in months
How is that making your autism act up? Have you never played TTT before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75890514
You forgot to include Altare bragging about lifting collab ban between Holo and Niji

[Anonymous No.]

>>75891022
I included pics this anon has spammed in /mans/ for the past few days, must have missed that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>75890523
I don't know what it is about this blue haired faggot, but for some reason I always come back to watch him after a couple of months

[Anonymous No.]

>>75890898
Just pick a different pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>75891274
I think you're in love anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>75891002
my brain's just feeling it, idk why
>>75891445
i can watch anyone but is there a 'best' pov in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75890523
He triggers my maternal instincts. I think he's so cute, his mom made him wear dresses when he was younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892005
hakka and octavio's povs witnessed a lot of funny moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75891274
i think he's your kamioshi, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75891274
That’s what we call love my dear anon

[Anonymous No.]

Maestro Tavi https://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1790638965503967442

[Anonymous No.]

Why are 2nd outfits always either boring or ugly
I don't have high hopes for Shinri's, after seeing the silhouette

[Anonymous No.]

>>75891900
>>75892257
>>75892393
Definitely don't want to fuck him, but I do think he's based. I'll take him being my kamioshi even if I prefer fleshtubers for better content. I will say that they hired the perfect guy for this though. An ex-league player/FPS tryhard playing this reformed isekai hero is a kino concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892640
I thought Axel's looked good

[Anonymous No.]

There was an anon that wanted transparent Axel ears, I don't think anyone did that? Here

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892899
I really like his hair, but the outfit is too casual for my taste

[Anonymous No.]

pero pero pero pero pero

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892640
did you think Shinri of all people would be the one to ask for something that stands out? Whatever it is, we know it'll fit him better than a bright orange jacket with his tits out did

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892900
Different anon, but thank you, my Axle doll can use these

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892693
that's how it starts. next time he does a 24H stream, you WILL want to fuck him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892640
same, i just want some color. so far the new outfits have been pretty much black and white. =w=

[Anonymous No.]

>>75893284
You're just rubbing in that we'll never see shintits again and that is an absolute tragedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892640
There's enough second outfits I like, anons like to say casual outfits are boring but getting to see dressed up characters in comfy clothes is always a nice treat. It's like when an eyepatch character removes their eyepatch. Which, incidentally, Oga does in his second outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75893573
I drew fanart of him I already consider that the closest thing to sex, and that was during a minecraft stream, so you might be onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

So is this game any good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892900
Oh this looks really clean, gj

[Anonymous No.]

Just finished the TTT vod, it was so fucking good.
I hope they are able to do it more times.

I followed Bettels POV, are there any other good moments that wasn't sown on his stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75893284
>it'll fit him better than a bright orange jacket with his tits out did
Nah, Shinri is a whore, he's just in denial about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75895295
Seems to be a normal hunting game, can't say I've seen much of that genre

[Anonymous No.]

>>75895700
The intro (rules failed being explained) in everyone else's POV is a must. I watched Altare's stream and I think the best moments in his were every time he was the traitor, especially in game 15 when he went counterstrike mode and stealth planted c4s and baited. Also Octavio begging to be killed for accidentally killing Hakka from Alatre's POV

[Anonymous No.]

>>75895700
Open all the other POVs in Holodex multiview

[Anonymous No.]

For altare, since he plays Pump it Up, but can only max at S10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWczp635-VE

[Twithc No.]

>>75895295
Its like Call of the Wild but better and worse in some ways. Jankier in qol features while having more than cotw. Only seen gameplay and a review on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75895589
LEADER CHEST
LEADER CHEST
LEADER CHEST

this is me btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>75895700
Hakka for the drone camera view on shinri vs bettel 360 battle

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT BULLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>75890514
I don't understand the pic with the ice cream(?)

[Anonymous No.]

No hakker until tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892640
Men don't have great fashion sense

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for them to shake us around and accidentally blow out our eardrums

[Anonymous No.]

why so dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75902178
dead branch
dead thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>75902269
DEAD WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

[Anonymous No.]

>>75900590
God bettel is so unfunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>75902794
yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75902369
2 weeks till the anniversary, lets get it to 500K!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlHfSbU0lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlHfSbU0lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlHfSbU0lk

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903090
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903090
It's almost been a year since he's been gone, you have to let him go. This isn't healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903090
I can't tell if you're a shitposter trying to get a rise out of people who hate magnoir by trying to force dead gramps on every reply you do, or a really autistic vestie (or both)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903090
why waste your time after he wasted his?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903090
Bro, just post in the other thread and forget about this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903090
The cover is pretty good, but I doubt he cares about numbers or any point in numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903440
Judging by the number of replies I guess fishing for (You)s is also an option

[Anonymous No.]

RUZE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGYGI0PIzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGYGI0PIzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGYGI0PIzo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903495
>>75903502
>>75903590
Is for fun, whys you all being downers, its literally 7k away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903799
I hate numberfaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>begging

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903868
its not numberfaggotry for the other MVs that hit 500K

[Anonymous No.]

What is this

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck did he manage all of this in so little time after the powerwash sim perms fuck up
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904190
That's fucking cool

[Anonymous No.]

If Stars EN holds their very first and own concert, will you be okay with Magnoir making a special appearance or cameo?

[Anonymous No.]

>actual did roleplay
isk how to feel about this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904394
Is that even allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904490
hey
Ruze is on the telly

[Anonymous No.]

>Struggling to swap between personalities while swerving around the road running into tunnels

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze is going to gather the most obnoxious fanbase between homestuckers and multiple personality pretenders

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904394
That would be great, but management would never allow that, even with their other characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904683
He's doing his NPC stream bit you dolt

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904683
I was kind of thinking that too.
>>75904734
You don't know.....

[Anonymous No.]

y-yeah! Go Shinri!
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1790913191607926956

[Anonymous No.]

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904814
The 3D is cancelled... Shouldn't have insisted on the shirt being added, Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

PILOT ON THE CORPSE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904814
I mean, it beats relentless pessimism, so I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904394
Best we'll get is a small reference. I remember that Shien's solo in the last holostars concert had a pink hologram to reference Kaoru.

[Anonymous No.]

corpse party my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER FURBY

[Anonymous No.]

Demon driving a truck in England is a funny bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75891274
Blue fuck claims another one

[Anonymous No.]

Our firstborn is saying its first words, they grow up so fast

[Anonymous No.]

Tavi is watching this shitshow... He is so in love

[Anonymous No.]

>>75903794
Good stream!

[Anonymous No.]

This bit has been going for 20 minutes too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>75906131
It's boing to be like this the entire stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75906131
It's probably going to be the whole stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>75906131
The chat controls the bit, it's up to them

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy knows crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>Tranny says
Ruze???

[Anonymous No.]

is ruze allowed to do a fag accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>75906548
Fag…accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75906548
Anon he is a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>thought love live was a hentai anime because of the fans
>got confused when he watched it and it was normal
Same desu peak love live fans were something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>75906734
Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>milord
Oh god. No.

[Anonymous No.]

I am so fucking wet when Obsidian Ruze speaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>75906548
What does that even mean
Like gay nigga from Atlanta accent or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75907044
he means the lisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>75907131
Oh. I mean yeah, I guess kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75906962
Ohhhhh god YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904683
add vox chinks to that

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze will KILL me

[Anonymous No.]

Obsidian Ruze speaking while trying to get the truck started is peak

[Anonymous No.]

>>75904683
>>75907347
Why can't you faggots just enjoy streams

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas Nari is a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>75907490
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>75907574
>>75904927

[Anonymous No.]

I get such a strong grimace from Azure

[Anonymous No.]

>>75908128
It's intentional

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA AND TOTALLY SECRET GUEST ON THE ASMR TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA ON THE ASMR TELLY BEING RUINED BY CLOWN.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20

[Anonymous No.]

>>75908183
Obviously, but still

[Anonymous No.]

I want Obsidian Ruze to get pulled over for going 40 over the speed limit.

[Anonymous No.]

The cops are actually pull Obsidian over if he keeps stopping kek

[Anonymous No.]

I love overlap!

[Anonymous No.]

>already laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>"I feel violated to myself"

[Anonymous No.]

>i feel like i'm violated, to myself, i can hear myself
CLOWN SELF RYONA PUNISHMENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75908254
>>75908262

[Anonymous No.]

Devil goes down to Dover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75908706

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna try to sleep to this live. Good night guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>"For anyone who expected actual asmr, I apologize in advance"
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75908826
I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel wouldn't do this for anybody else... clownfish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75908807
good fucking luck anon

[Anonymous No.]

They sound like they are having a slumber party and trying to stay quiet so mom doesn't wake up an realize they are still up

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

yeah this is going exactly how I expected kek

[Anonymous No.]

It's like two teenage girls gossiping at a sleepover while everyone else is asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Gavis couldn't say "I'd kill myself" fast enough kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909427
>Gavis

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909427
Hi Jurard

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909427
Jurard kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909427
Say something good to Banzoin-senpai today, Jurard.

[Anonymous No.]

so this is just like a 3Dio ntr podcast/tskr radio

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this stupid clown bitch's name then FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909427
>Gavis
Get out of here lizard man

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909589
You called him by his first name lol
We all call him by his second name, Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909589
>>/vt/thread/74662473#p74688495

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri wants to survive just to see the zombie apocalypse memes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909748
Autism!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909748
I still can't get over the fact that Axel's first name is indeed Syrios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909892
Ack so serious...

[Anonymous No.]

the only accent Shinri can do...

[Anonymous No.]

Syriosly Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUOOOOO SEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

Just hopped into the ASMR stream, what the fuck are they doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>we got epic fresh memes such as why so serious and its morbin time on hq debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910106
podcast with asmr mics, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910106
Just whispering zastudan, gavi- BETTEL is so desperate to die. He keeps talking about suicide. In the context of a zombie apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910161
To be fair, morbin time was fresh at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

This dummy said he wasn't sick but all that sniffling says otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909715
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910233
It wouldn't surprise me if the gobsmacked baboon went out that way in the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

"Some people do that"
>is talking about something that has never ever happened

[Anonymous No.]

I need Obsydian Ruze lewds

[Anonymous No.]

shinri what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>If your friend gets bitten by a zombie do you kill them or keep them as a pet
shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

stream is giving me a massive erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>75909427
>>75909589
newcutie…

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910459
Which one is he keeping as a pet, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910452
>>75910459
It's fucking reasonable but he did word it bad. Would you rather I off you or save you for the Era of the Cure to zombies?

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel killing Shinri, cutting him open, and then sleeping inside of him ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>what if i wore you as a skinsuit

[Anonymous No.]

"What if I wore you as a skinsuit?", "What if I cut off your face?" and other thoughts, from Gavis Bettel, master of ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED FANART SO BADLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910459
Zombies are formed by getting bitten by one, right? So the transformation needs saliva of the zombie to enter the victims blood flow. Now. If you were to fuck or get fucked by a zombie, wouldn't that also make you turn into one?

[Anonymous No.]

See what bettel said is way fucking freakier than shinri

[Anonymous No.]

Would Bettel get inside him completely naked and wrap Shinri's dick around his?

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS ryonatellion is getting fed today. bring back that one /mans/ artist that had a cute as fuck artstyle but drew some horrid shit lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910742
Nah, Bettel is saying the exact things that Shinri thinks about at night

[Anonymous No.]

these two are sick fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll cut off your face and enter feet first

HE"S KEEPS TAKING EVERYTHING!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I hate this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

Flyvis Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>did you like that chat? there's more where that came from
WHORES

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910842
that is EXACTLY the kind of shit he's into, have you heard how he got with the tour bus in Pacific Drive

[Anonymous No.]

God damnit I'm trying to sleep but I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.]

GAME WTF

[Anonymous No.]

UUUOOOHHHHH BETTEL SEX

[Anonymous No.]

shinri guiding him through it ouuuuuuugh

[Anonymous No.]

I've never trusted these two

[Anonymous No.]

oh we're at the drowning part of the asmr stream

[Anonymous No.]

Feels so good to be a fujoyume right now.

[Anonymous No.]

use the prop, shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910979
Yeah? That's what I said. They are 100% on the same wavelength right now.

[Anonymous No.]

How long have vanguard's been in Japan now? At least three months? You would think by now they'll be revealing their 3Ds debuts.

[Anonymous No.]

The fabled tummy gurgle ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

Ignoring the incest, this Seiko flashback is just depressing...

[Anonymous No.]

why did he say hello so sensually

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is harassing ducks with a bag

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna pretend that's his belt

[Anonymous No.]

>>75911280
flayon and his incestuous games..

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow this just sounds like they are having the weirdest sex

[Anonymous No.]

God please let this furby shit not be a reoccurring thing

[Anonymous No.]

i need a teacher student smut au of clownfish now

[Anonymous No.]

I can hear cbat

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is now fucking a plastic bag

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm in more pain than anyone here
Okay Gavis Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>I need to blow my nose - should that be into the mic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75911224
Bettel tummy rumbling TTTTTOTTTTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75911353
puppet surgery asmr from this guy fucking when

[Anonymous No.]

>Kraken ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>"Is this what you had in mind when you invited me to this?"
>"Yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>75911675
God please. Let him just mumble out anatomical names of things while he calmly cuts you open

[Anonymous No.]

how you doing, sleep anons? nodded off yet?

[Anonymous No.]

HES STRIPPING

[Anonymous No.]

>He's taking it off
CLOWNFISH LIVE SEX STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm so glad staff can't actually see us in here"
They are having sex

[Anonymous No.]

bettel being shinris naughty little kitten while he strips

[Anonymous No.]

just like my mimikaki asmr but there's two horny cats in the room

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze does it better.
Actually, Pollux does it better.

[Anonymous No.]

they're so in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>CATFIGHT ASMR
This got very kinky very fast

[Anonymous No.]

>Cat fight asmr
PUSSIES ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

What a unique experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>mini skateboard ASMR
Ah, brings me back to grade 6

[Anonymous No.]

>techdecks
they're still not over the 360 battle

[Anonymous No.]

He's jangling the keys for you, Bettellion~!!

[Anonymous No.]

hakka baby...

[Anonymous No.]

bettel sucking of shinri's teet

[Anonymous No.]

b-b-b....BABBA BABUUUU
Want...want TEMPUS MILJKIESSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>Actual cocomelon clown

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to shoot myself over this, aren't I.

[Anonymous No.]

this is the ASMR stream of all time

[Anonymous No.]

babettel love...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75912300

[Anonymous No.]

I think I burst an organ laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>75912461
UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!
TTOTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75912382
finally he's perfect now

[Anonymous No.]

Seiko...

[Anonymous No.]

This is your oshi, Bettelion?

[Anonymous No.]

HEARTBEAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>double heartbeat
please no I'll die

[Anonymous No.]

>>75912621
he is the perfect male specimen

[Anonymous No.]

>"which side is the heart on?"
JESTER HAS NO HEART

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is The Grinch....

[Anonymous No.]

>do you have a heart?
>I don't know anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri's teaching him how to get the good angle

[Anonymous No.]

>Here's my heartbeat bro
>[Clanging sounds]

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel has a tin man heart...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss banchou's heartbeat tax... how can I trick him into doing more again

[Anonymous No.]

I need to draw them both lifting their shirts up to do the heartbeat thing at the same time oh my goddd

[Anonymous No.]

weak ass heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>75912884
He owes us like 800 push-ups again because of the Fatal Frame stream, so he'll probably have to do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75911209
2.5 months, only 2 weeks left!

[Anonymous No.]

why is bettel's heartbeat so fast

[Anonymous No.]

man sounds like he has arrythmia. thats what my 17 year old cats heart sounds like

[Anonymous No.]

>>75913065
Too much sugar and red bull

[Anonymous No.]

>>75913065
small animals have fast heartbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>Arrhythmia asmr
bettel will have a heart attack on stream one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>75913007
oh damn that reminds me I forgot to finish that vod, good then

[Anonymous No.]

Erotic ice cream descriptions from Josuiji Shinri...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67546597
>>67546597
>>67546597

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel dropped the keys on the baby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75913173
no.............

[Anonymous No.]

Gavis Brittle.

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel has become crunchy...

[Anonymous No.]

shinri your arthritis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75913173
someone send that supa

[Anonymous No.]

>both our knees just popped

[Anonymous No.]

i feel like someone is jerking off to this stream...report the fap and say how good it was

[Anonymous No.]

I could break his bones with such little force.

[Anonymous No.]

All it took was hitting 30 for Bettel to start snapping, crackling and popping...

[Anonymous No.]

he IS made out of pink and blue toothpicks TTToTTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75913470
Call him Rice Krispies.

[Anonymous No.]

is this how it is in a nursing home?

[Anonymous No.]

old man seeexxxxxxxx

[Anonymous No.]

>back when I was 29

[Anonymous No.]

>>75913436

[Anonymous No.]

>Why do they keep asking me to burp?

[Anonymous No.]

Clownfish is so fucking back

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>"They're getting distracted - bring back the keys!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri drinks a gallon of milk and locks himself in a room for an hour ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

That would feed emetophiles for all of eternity

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri on the koilet ASMR...

[Anonymous No.]

shinri what the hell is that kek

[Anonymous No.]

boys are so FUCKING dumb I love it

[Anonymous No.]

the shy baby goose honks...

[Anonymous No.]

I have fucking tears in my eyes, this is great

[Anonymous No.]

wait fuck is this actually Salad Fingers?

[Anonymous No.]

DONT LEAVE

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>75913944

[Anonymous No.]

>"Someone is actually going to fall asleep to this. Someone loves it - I hate that"

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE CLOWNFISH ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
keys/heart failure

[Anonymous No.]

Glad I left the raid before the channel loaded

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
Not Vidya/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
not my proudest fap/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
If they do it again, I'll kill myself/You could not pay me to do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
My fucking sides/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
crunchy joints/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
Bettel has aged/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
sex/sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914349
OHHHHH, LOOKEY HERE /MANS/, LOOK AT THE LITTLE JINGLE JANGLE, OH IT'S ALL SHINY OHHHHHHHHHHH/10

[Anonymous No.]

He has a knack for explaining things in the most lame way kek

[Anonymous No.]

i see now that clownfish have the kinkiest sex in the guild

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Shinri will do an ASMR stream with each VG boy or if it was a one-off

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914652
the skinning + entering his body talk will fuel me for months, thanks boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914684
You would wish Hakka upon the pond?

[Anonymous No.]

Have (You) forgiven Gavis Bettel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914829
No. Not by a long shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914684
Bettel was the best person to do that with so I'm not sure
Hakka would probably also be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914652
In the guild, yes, but the wildest shit in Elysium is whatever the fuck Octavio does to Jurard when Ruze and Gibby aren't in the tavern

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914829
There never was anything to forgive him for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914826
They deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914829
he made me miss year 1 bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914684
I know you said VG, but Shintare ASMR would be something else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914829
no, he's still a cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915082
you overestimate the blue fuck. he'd just talk about pokemon while shinri giggles at him

[Anonymous No.]

Satoshi is way too calm for a guy who just saved his friend from hanging herself while his sister is being chased by a pedo killer

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915196
Not gonna lie, the pond would eat that shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915196
That sounds perfect though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915208
he's seen things, anon. he's obviously in shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914989
I think Tavi having sex with Obsidian is the kinkiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915208
He's just kind of heroic protag non-character that gets all the bitches, don't worry about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915280
tavi having sex with anyone in tempus and armis would be hot. his tentacle powers were literally made to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915196
I don't understand, is this supposed to be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915208
Ask Flay. I'm sure he'll bend over backwards to explain how Satoshi is realistic and a very well written character

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915243
>>75915361
oh, i thought you guys were expecting kinky yaoi sounds. but if not yeah, it will be adorable

[Anonymous No.]

So is the appeal of Clownfish being that of an experienced man teaching a goofball how to do something and him fumbling it for a bit but somehow that something turns out successful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915421
Flayon's literary analysis is at the shitpost level

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>>75915082
yeah I'd kill for a Shintare asmr but I said VG because they're able to be in the same room at the moment
We wouldn't have gotten half the bits we had if this hadn't been an off-collab

[Anonymous No.]

RETARD ON THE TELLY

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>>75915549
clownfish is the smart+stupid duo, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915061
kek

[Anonymous No.]

This nigga is evil evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915549
that's part of it, but Shinri is also able to let loose a lot more when Bettel is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915629
Oh you worded it better than I could. Yeah. I think I get the appeal now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915586
I'm thread reading WE HAVE TEN OF THOSE. WHICH ONE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915722
The character called someone a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915445
No, I just meant it'd be incredibly cute and stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915549
Bettel was made to be guided and convinced into doing things out of his comfort zone (sexually)

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it she still hasn't pissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915846
i will groom that clown into the perfect whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>75914829
Maybe...

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't tune in the asmr, did they do a double heart beat or did they do it in turn

[Anonymous No.]

cute sneeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915549
It's the kind, sexy teacher with huge tits x pathetic, pessimistic idiot student who earnestly wants to impress him dynamic, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75916272
one after the other, with Shinri showing him the ropes because Bettel couldn't find his heart

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75916340
Oh okay. That sounds right. For some reason the thought of having two men expose their chests next to each other makes me go wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>75916287
Naruhodo. I understand. My fujoshi brain is already cooking up some delicious sexy scenarios of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75916274
>>75916385
HAKKAMAMA????

[Anonymous No.]

>>75916385
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>75916385
kek somehow imagining hakkamama watching corpse party makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915846
>>75916287
UWOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>75910828
Which one the one that always used a grey background and it was kind of sketchy? I miss that bold fucker

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Shinri is getting his 2nd outfit in less than 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Ayumi deserves every bad thing that happens to her

[Anonymous No.]

what is cover making them do this week that they're all exhausted

[Anonymous No.]

>>75917023
3D orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75917023
Cover is telling the boys to stream and they're like NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DUN WANNA T_T

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915846
>>75916287
>>75916410
i miss the first rust arc. bettel was such a hyper retard, attention seeking and praise seeking from the boys. the bit where altare locked him in a corner for petplay was iconic. and the start of his 2nd stream where he was gloating for the first half an hour about how proud shinri was going to be of him for bringing home a good inventory and how he was gonna get so many compliments. needy groomable bettel overload is where its at

[Anonymous No.]

>>75916659
It was a flipfuck that used jurard as an avatar, maybe she is in the nijithreads

[Anonymous No.]

>>75917317
the begni collabs were so good for that too

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't get to finish the chapter
I am sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>75915549
2 negative guys turning into a positive force for each other. Low confidence ojisan being motivated and inspired by a pathetic anxious clown. And clown learning new things and getting praised.

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel panicking about not hearing his own heartbeat was really cute

[Anonymous No.]

I lowkey crave for bf asmr from one of the boys. Not the nasty kind but one where they are just sweet and petting your head, scratching behind your ears... Honestly don't make it even bfe, just POV you're my cat stream

[Anonymous No.]

I know both their bones were crunching in the ASMR but I am still imagining age gap clownfish with 21 year old Bettel who thinks he knows all about adulting and 40 year old Shinri who guides and teaches him so many things....

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/qenWrUxg9c4?si=BIBtUY6opax2QqXo
AYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>75917897
if you ignore the parts where he calls you Chat and reads SCs, this is just Shinri's menshi asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>75917897
I want a bf ASMR where it's very obvious that they don't know what they're doing and they're not even trying to hide it and the fans know it, but they're playing along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918012
>lore
LET'S GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>75917897
What is the nasty kind of BFE? Azure Ruze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918012
>Purchase the full set for a bonus voice drama with a special costume punishment game…
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN BY THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918012
>?si=
Clean up your damn links of tracking tokens

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918057
First few minutes of Axel's last menshi was almost that kek, he gave up really fast though

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918012
Cool but WHERE'S VG 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918253
I fucking love axel. He always makes me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918012
I am excited for what appears to be an actual in-lore adventure. Hopefully the inclusion of (You) isn't the focus but that line about their tenderness has me wary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75917897
Anon, Shinri's menshi ASMR is the closest thing you're going to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918107
yeah, the type where they slurp your ears and make other disgusting mouth noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918012
L O R E ? ? ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918107
What I wouldn't give to kill Azure Ruze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918397
Sucks for you, I'd love to have that.

[Anonymous No.]

WTF is a "costume punishment" game? Do their clothes fly off of you get an answer wrong or something?

....Not that I'm interested or anything.

(Captcha: SKAT)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75916385
FLAYON KEEPS GETTING ALL THE HAGS, ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I want nasty BFE from Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918680
I'd assume it's a scenario where they make someone/all of them wear an embarrassing costume

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918107
Azure Ruze is just douchebag asmr. He does everything in his power to sound like the most fuckboy person imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Ruze to do a five-hour lore dump as an ASMR, but we don't get nice things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918012
ARMISchads we’re up

[Anonymous No.]

>>75917897
No one in this company is going to do genuine GFE or BFE asmr, you know this anon. They're idols first, before anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918012
Hey, it's at a time that's convenient for me! Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918823
ruze wears a maid outfit unprompted though

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918776
Nunca confies en el hombre blanco

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918884
I see you haven't heard Shinri's 2023 valentine's day VP

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918915
No one said it would be a maid outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918884
It's funny because even if there were someone who did it, no one would actually want it despite saying they do want it. Starmin can't make up their minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918981
just saying ruze would not be easily embarrassed by putting on any costume

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918884
Anon there are a bunch of voicepacks that are gfe and bfe oriented, and those are just the ones that are made by the company

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918784
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919174
>the boys reading off company-written slop scripts counts as bfe
This is like saying a cucumber sandwich on white bread is a 5 star meal. Such bland, flavorless taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919174
None of the ones made by Cover are full on GFE or BFE. I've seen when they go full swing, and the Cover ones pale in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd kill for a stars EN shota voice pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>75918884
stars jp already did proposal vps. we're almost there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919324
>>75918974

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919365
This anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919316
You know a lot of them are written by the talents right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919430
And you still think that counts as good bfe? Whoa look out everyone, this anon puts a little pinch of salt on their cucumber sandwich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919365
you speak to my soul, anon
where's our holostars preschool vp

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919510
If you want your bfe to be genuine you should stop looking for it in anime men

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919510
they really need to hire professional writers. but before bfe, i need elysium-setting, lore accurate, guild adventure adventure voice dramas. their beautiful lore is being wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919643
Whatever you say incel-kun

>>75919653
I agree we need more lore so I'm excited to see whatever we're getting in 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>75919510
>not appreciating the effort and feelings put into things made by the talents
wtf are you doing here