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A thread for the Baalite Bun Mori Calliope

>> No.75881345

>>75881276
I LOVE MORI'S MILKY TITS AND FAT ASS!

>> No.75881468

the more I watch, the more convinced I am Mori should play that Misfortune game, it's so perfectly fucked up in ways that'll touch a ton of her weak points

>> No.75881585
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Tutu POV

>> No.75881781

I'M GONNA-

>> No.75881905

>>75881781
DON'T!

>> No.75882407
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Squish~ <3

>> No.75883242

I freaking love Mori and her ABSOLUTELY GINORMOUS BUTT

>> No.75883571
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remember to love your Mori

>> No.75883633
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>>75883242

>> No.75883648

2cat

>> No.75885147

>>75883648
Each 50 pounds

>> No.75886296
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Do you think they will ever make another original song together?

>> No.75887120

>>75886296
It they did it’d be wicked

>> No.75887216

https://www.ign.com/articles/happy-gilmore-2-starring-adam-sandler-officially-announced-for-netflix

>> No.75887399

>Mori having trauma with tall guys
Bros, is it unironically over for me?

>> No.75887585
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75887585

>>75874245
Dozo
She cosplayed her like, forever ago, I'm surprised you didn't know

>> No.75887763

I love you Mori

>> No.75887975

>>75887216
No.........

>> No.75887979

>>75887763
Love you too, son.

>> No.75888127

>>75887585
need to stuff my face in there till i suffocate

>> No.75888366

What if she streamed from the oxygen tube

>> No.75888572

>>75888366
What if we made out in the oxygen tube

>> No.75888856
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>>75888127
Don't we all....

>> No.75889140
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https://twitter.com/AnimeExpo/status/1790849674284302429
MORI AT ANIME EXPO
MORI AT ANIME EXPO

>> No.75889718

>>75889140
Oh sick neat, I wonder if she'll be there live or do it a via call like the other panel they had

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>> No.75890599

>>75889718
It says special performance so I would assume she'll be there. She'll probably perform Go-Getters for the first time

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>>75889140
neat, one of my other favorite vtuber will also be attending anime expo what a coincidence

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>>75881276
Previous thread: >>75791213

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliope
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIDZW_DUOBA
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)_

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ec
JIGOKU 6 (August 18, 2023) EP: https://lnk.to/mc_jigoku6
//// Stream Tide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsjr5jFMHkQ

//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
(NEW!) Shirts!

//// LIVE SHOW
OUT FOR THE SEASON! – coming SOON to a venue near (You)!
//// Live archive: https://rentry.org/3zf6w

//// 2024 Birthday Project: /morig/ sings Left For Dead Lullaby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viD9HxzVo9k

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>> No.75891110

>>75887216
Bloody hell, why.

>> No.75891120
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>>75890661
PLEASE, I'm begging, you charge this welsh nigga rent, you've been letting him own beach-front property in your brain for nearly 4 years now for free
Acknowledging his existence has not been the "ebin own" you think it is since 2022, at this point it just looks like obsession, like you have man crush on him and choose to make that our problem

>> No.75891171

>>75891120
Why'd you reply
Fucking idiot

>> No.75891201
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>>75891120
yes, yes everything you said about that guy is true but ffs don't reply

>> No.75891465
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https://x.com/gashaponshopuk/status/1790819514432536976

>> No.75891593

>>75891120
>>75891171
>>75891201
wtf are retards on about? I meant ironmouse

>> No.75891961
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I think that Mori should get a formal military outfit
And a goth/emo outfit
And a catholic school girl outfit

>> No.75892221

Mori should get even BIGGER tits, and even a BIGGER ass.

>> No.75892558

I think Mori should do a cartwheel next Fes to show how much stronger she's become.

>> No.75892582
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>>75892221
bbl calli bau bau bau bau

>> No.75892808

I trained up a new team only for Sally the Wooper to die to a critical SD from Pineco one level before evolving and after using a consumable item to teach it Headbutt...
also I learned the Heracross you knock off trees can flee (thankfully in a zone I already had a catch in), making me worry about trying for one (my only fast sleeper died...)
it's making me want to rewatch Morp's nuzlocke

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>>75891961
>I think that Mori should get a formal military outfit
This but I don't really care if she's wearing a military outfit and just want her to have a big ass coat

>> No.75893064

>>75892849
Mori should have a big fluffy coat.
with only her nightgown underneath.

>> No.75893458
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>>75893064
>with only her nightgown underneath.
Her not having a toggle-able robe with the night gown outfit honestly feels like a massive missed opportunity

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>>75892582
>>75881276
>>75883633
Delicious. Exquisite.

>> No.75894120

>>75893458
Didn't she say she wanted a house coat to go with it but couldn't for some reason?

>> No.75894647

>>75892849
Yeah! Black, with a peaked cap! And skulls!

>> No.75894879

>>75892849
a big coat!
that she cant take off >:)

>> No.75894908

I think Mori should bring other holos into the oxygen tube with her

>> No.75895139

>>75894908
The hell is this oxygen tube thing anyways? If you search oxygen tube you just get the normal thing that goes into your nose, not something you get into

>> No.75895168
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>>75894908
Takamori in the oxygen tube!

>> No.75895288

>>75895139
search hyperbaric chamber

>> No.75895296

>In the Hyperbolic Time Chmaber
>Can eat
>Can only eat soup
MORI IS HAVING A YEAR'S WORTH OF SOUP!

>> No.75895381

>>75895168
No fire allowed in the oxygen tube.

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>> No.75895420

>>75895139
>https://youtu.be/2p5vz4YMdjs
One of these basically
>https://optimumabq.com/benefits-hyperbaric-therapy-exercise-recovery/#:~:text=When%20you%20work%20out%2C%20your,recover%20quickly%20and%20maximize%20performance.
it's supposed to help with muscle recovery

>> No.75895458

>>75895288
Lmao, I searched it and found out there are like 8 places within 10 minutes of me that offer the therapy.

>> No.75895463

Mori betrayed and trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for 40000 years

>> No.75895615

>>75895463
all she has to do is scream really loud like Buu or gotenks

>> No.75895695

>>75895615
They were really just throwing shit at the wall during the buu saga and seemed to continue it during super

>> No.75895981

>>75895420
The "recovery" effects are minimal at best and what are used to scam people. Their actual recommended use is actually for anti-bacterial purposes, they can help clear an infection quickly

>> No.75896051

Why is the board blue now?

>> No.75896062

Put her in...THE POD

>> No.75896269

>>75896062
I did it! Nenechi the Heracross (F) joins the team

>> No.75896341

>>75896269
...that wasn't supposed to be a reply

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>>75896269

>> No.75896665

>>75896051
porn has actually never been allowed on /vt/

>> No.75896725

>>75896051
Sounds like Kronii's tired of the subway joke after almost 2 years and it's a slow day so that's what they're running with out there.

>> No.75896801
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I wish I could punch everyone who brings stupid garbage into the thread unprompted

>> No.75897308

>>75896725
Isn't this the same thing like Mori and dad jokes?

>> No.75897483

>>75896725
Bro the catalog is really bored today. Trying to say Mori didn’t play minecraft because she didn’t get invited rather than, you know, the big surgery she’s had planned for like six months…

>> No.75897628

>>75896269
...matanene
fuck pre gen 5 SD, man
fuck Pineco learning that shit at 10

>> No.75897805

>>75896051
Clock kun going crazy because Mori’s not able to provide sex therapy right now.

>> No.75898056

>>75897805
Maybe some air tube therapy would make up for it.

>> No.75898396

>>75897308
Eh, Mori has pretty much embraced the dad jokes
Kronii already told the kronies she's sick of it like a year ago if I recall

>> No.75898667

>>75895395
Isn’t that the thing deadpool got his powers in

>> No.75898711

>>75898396
This may sound like a shitpost, but I think she realized it created a good shield from being shipped with any of the stars when she collabed with them. I honestly don't remember seeing any shipping between her or any of the guys that was just obvious shitposters.

>> No.75898777 [DELETED] 

Damn Newton and Einstein just signed their own death warrants

>> No.75898820

>>75898667
They sucked the air out of the one he was in

>> No.75898903

>>75898820
So Mori is liveforest instead of deadpool

>> No.75898912

>>75898777
dont run away sapling

>> No.75899237

ETA on the next stream?

>> No.75899315
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>>75898912
I'm dumb

>> No.75899383

>>75899237
I consulted my crystal ball and it says steam in 7 days

>> No.75899588

>>75899237
7-9 days

>> No.75899616

>>75897805
Don't worry Kronii, Mori believes the oxygen tube will give her sexual powers.

>> No.75899662

>>75898711
I haven't seen any straight shipping involving Hololive that aren't shitposting either way, that's just not the culture. For the stars as well, except Roberu with non-Holos

>> No.75900044

>>75899662
I mean Bae/Roberu shipping had everybody going with it for a while (Even Ollie was doing it).

>> No.75900205

>>75898711
>I honestly don't remember seeing any shipping between her or any of the guys that was just obvious shitposters.
It helps that basically all of their actual fans are gross, smelly, stinky fujos who only care about guy-on-guy ships, neither fanbase really cares for hetero-ships which usually outs shitposters
Like, I remember on /jp/ when she was promoting Spiral Tones with Rikka and some retards tried to troll by pretending to ship them, but the actual JP-stars fangirls on twitter basically killed that notion by recognizing that they both have a shade of pink hair and assigning their dynamic as big brother and little sister

>> No.75900347

>>75899662
I see done almost exclusively with ID

>> No.75900584

I MISS MORI

>> No.75900663

>>75900205
you're dealing with schizos. They don't care about logic.

>> No.75900728

>>75900205
>>75900663
These are the same people who think That Gura's life was in danger in the AirBnB.

>> No.75900781

>>75899662
I remember some people legit ships Oga and Fubuki for a while

>> No.75901133

I hope advent is staying in Japan long enough to still be there when Mori gets back. If they don't maybe there is a slim chance to keep up with biboo or something on their way home.

>> No.75901163

>>75895395
Thinking about it, isn't a tube with a higher oxygen content just the same as going to a sanatorium in the Alps?

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>mfw soup

>> No.75901271

>>75901163
There's less oxygen at high elevations

>> No.75901294

>>75899315
nyoro~n

>> No.75901356
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>>75901133
I'm worried about Mori meeting Biboo IRL.
She might just whisk the little gem away to be her pretend child forever.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MQA3ifN3Yok?si=U3en63I_gTewyIuG

>> No.75901399

>>75901163
The tube thing seems like it would be no different than just wearing a oxygen mask. What ever though, if it makes her feel better about stuff even if it's placebo it's fine, she has more than enough money to not worry about it.

>> No.75901455 [DELETED] 

>>75900728
Her life literally was in danger. There were chumbuds who posed for pictures in front of the Airbnb the day after on twitter.

>> No.75901627

>>75901455
>he fell for the fake doxx

>> No.75901735

>>75901236
Mumei was also soup last night

Dear god...its an outbreak...

>> No.75901799

WHY ARE THEY ALL AT THE SOUP STORE

>> No.75901918

>>75901356
Good thing Biboo weighs a few hundred kilograms, makes her far more difficult to abscond with.

>> No.75902009

>>75901918
Unfortunately, Mori is the strongest holo

>> No.75902083
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I MISS THE DEAD BEATS GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!

>> No.75902135

>>75901627
nah, it is real

>> No.75902360

>>75902135
Can confirm, I was at the party

>> No.75902526

>>75902360
Same. I think I saw Drake there too so maybe she really was in danger

>> No.75902710

>>75902526
Came my daughter up, she need all the love
I need all the love, I mean all of us

>> No.75903675

I have no Morp and I must meep

>> No.75905726

>>75903675
Just don't morb

>> No.75905848
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>Ame is singing Vienna
MORI
PLEASE

>> No.75906390

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1790916877243629969

>> No.75906408

>>75889140
>reply full of retarded calli gachis

>> No.75906644

>>75906390
Thanks for the info Morp

>> No.75907455

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0pmS8Vi-Pc

>> No.75907497

>>75906408
You good, bro?

>> No.75907623

>>75906408
all me

>> No.75907775

>>75907455
The voice sounds a bit like her lol

>> No.75907854

>>75906408
He posted it in global too >>75906752
So I assume he's having a mental breakdown

>> No.75907993

>>75907854
I swear, Mori antis have to be the lowest IQ of all Holo antis.

>> No.75908108

>>75907993
They're down there with Kiara ones that's for sure.

>> No.75908570

>>75908108
same ones probably

>> No.75908698

>>75907993
your posts implies the existence of high iq antis

>> No.75909349

I’m going to smooch Mori when she gets back

>> No.75909424

>>75909349
I wrote this

>> No.75909482

I’m going to smooch Mori's armpit when she gets back

>> No.75909807

Mori has not showered or shaved in days

>> No.75909960

>>75909807
I think she does laser hair removal Mori probably doesn't even grow body hair anymore

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>>75909807
>Me getting within 5 feet of her pubic mound

>> No.75910411

>>75909807
Anon, she had surgery on a single leg. It's not hard to shower or bathe with one leg.

>> No.75910637

Do you love Tutu or Ghost Cat more?

>> No.75910737
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>>75910637
this one

>> No.75910760
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>>75910637
Destroyer

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>>75910637
Tutu because I relate to her hunger for Morbi toes

>> No.75911498

>>75910637
Tutu but I think I'm biased

>> No.75911551

>>75910637
Ghost Cat seems like a big dope so probably him but Dudu is a very cute looking cat

>> No.75911758

>>75910637
Yes

>> No.75911792

>>75908698
I like that arc in the AKB48 space future anime where antis are just obsessed fans that want their idol to improve.
Or what's in face in AI Somnium files where the guy false flags to defend his oshi.

>> No.75911858

>>75910637
Ghost Cat because his general buffoonery reminds me of my old cat.

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>> No.75912942

>>75912726
This is my Mori

>> No.75913369
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>https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1790938337404223829

>> No.75913940

>>75913369
Cute ratsis

>> No.75913981

>>75911792.
>Or what's in face in AI Somnium files where the guy false flags to defend his oshi.
I wouldn't consider Ota high IQ in any sense.

>> No.75914055

Just thought of that time Kiara asked Mori if she listened to her king cover and Mori told her she listened to it 50 times
She’s so funny I love her

>> No.75914353

>>75910637
Tutu because I like training/walking my cats and she sounds quite intelligent and trainable. Ghost Cat sounds like he could accidentally off himself with a multitude of household objects

>> No.75915144

>>75881585
Yes, me.

>> No.75915529

>>75881639
>>75868116
Actually had clue Pomp both streamed and is a vtuber till today

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>> No.75917234

Imagine giving Mori a titty twister...

>> No.75917422

>>75917234
Imagine Mori giving you a titty twister...

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>>75917422
Please

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>>75917422

>> No.75917716

>>75913369
This is adorable

>> No.75917858

imagine giving Mori a kiss

>> No.75917880

>>75917422
Imagine Mori giving you

>> No.75918002

>>75917880
Imagine Mori giving birth to you

>> No.75918022

>>75918002
Imagine Mori

>> No.75918068

imagine Mori meeping

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>>75917858
god...

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>>75918022

>> No.75918139

>>75918094
got a higher score than God Hand on IGN btw

>> No.75918176

>>75918094
Me in the back

>> No.75918216

>>75918139
That was Imagine Party Babyz you uncultured fuck

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>>75918094

>> No.75918510

>>75918139
To this day, I'm not really sure how IGN got away that lmao
If I remember correctly the dude who wrote that review didn't even make it past the first boss

>> No.75919223

Imagine getting drunk with Mori

>> No.75919313

>>75918510
>didn't even make it past the first boss
time truly is a flat circle, huh

>> No.75919375

>>75919223
would be pretty easy since her alcohol tolerance is down and I hardly ever drink.

>> No.75919777

>>75919313
>time truly is a flat circle, huh
Did they do that shit again? lmao

>> No.75919933
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>>75919777
not that I know of, hearing that just got me thinking of shit like the Dean Takahashi Cuphead review and all the talk of Souls games needing an easy mode

>> No.75920761

>>75919933
I think one my favorite IGN moments might the "too much water" thing, cause knowing the context they're actually right, but in abstract it sounds insane lol

>> No.75920836
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This week of no Mori was truly terrible I was on call for jury duty too, which made it even worse At least IRyS, Ina, and Bae are still streaming

>> No.75920933

>>75920761
IGN is weird because they have like 3 or 4 reviewers that actually do a good job and get a bad reputation because of their retarded colleagues

>> No.75921035

imagine Mori sniffing your armpits instead

>> No.75921195

>>75920836
>I was on call for jury duty too
I only know that from american tv shows and they always joke about having to go there.
Can't you just say you are busy with your work?

>> No.75921242

>>75920836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6deno9haMqo

>> No.75921363

>>75921195
Only if being absent from work would cause "undue financial hardship"

>> No.75921454

>>75921195
NTA but no, you are expected to take off of work to sit in a room with about 50 other people for about 4 hours as they divide you up to the different court rooms. If you are lucky the court you are assigned to settled or took a plea deal and you get paid your $8 and can go home.

>> No.75921508

>>75921454
That's why you immediately burn it. It's not registered mail and you can always claim you never received it

>> No.75921645

>>75921454
You only get paid $8? You get paid $120 per day or so per day down under if you actually get picked to be a juror, only $40 if you don’t

>> No.75921989

https://twitter.com/frankenboy434/status/1790964628991643942
my bone btw

>> No.75922113
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>>75921035
Women being smellfags is a think my brain just seem to compute and I say that as a smellfag myself
Like, I once saw a semi-viral post on twitter from a women who said she "lowkey like when a men skips a shower before having sex because she likes musky scent that comes from unwashed dick" and it just kinda broke my brain

>> No.75922268

>>75921645
Varies state by state, like pretty much everything in America. Unfortunately it's such an edge case situation, if anyone elected made a big deal about fixing it everyone would probably think they're just kind of weird.

>> No.75922589

>>75911792
> Or what's in face in AI Somnium files where the guy false flags to defend his oshi.
Even worse, he’s a samefagger using sock puppets.

>> No.75922713

does anyone here remember mori

>> No.75922771

>>75921989
I admire this deadbeat for picking up animations just because he thought Mori’s didn’t get enough lewds.

>> No.75922832

>>75922713
That's a kind of food, right

>> No.75922883

>>75921363
>>75921454
Damn. And I though Simpsons and other comedy shows exaggerated.

>> No.75922904

>>75922832
that's amore

>> No.75923084

>>75922904
Nah that's when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. You're thinking of nori.

>> No.75923383
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>>75922713
What's a "Mori"?

>> No.75923401
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>>75922904
>>75923084
>>75923383

>> No.75923757

>>75894120
That's the second time you mention this, but I don't recall that at all desu.

>> No.75923836

>>75895420
Oh, I thought those things were solid rather than inflatable sleeping bags. Kinda funny.

>> No.75924036

>>75910637
Dudu cute, GC is a bit too goofy for me

>> No.75924099
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>>75891961
>And a catholic school girl outfit
Personally torn between that and a delinquent fit like the one from Overkill

>>75923401
based soundpost

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Mori's not in this shot but I wanna post the the queen of wiggles

>> No.75925361

>>75924556
Ms. Calliope's strange dance

>> No.75925542

She should do a twitter space from inside the tube

>> No.75925552

Mori needs flat tits and wide hips and big ass.

>> No.75925593

>>75925161
She do be wigglin' on occasion ~(•~•)~

>> No.75925769

>>75925361
JP fans have actually noticed she is getting better at free styling dancing and are actually worried we will lose the "calliope movments" lmao. They love that stuff.

>> No.75926207

>>75925769
Funniest example of this when some japanese youtube made a comp of various holomems doing the bididibobidi challenge and bunch of the comments were pointing out you tell that she was only who actually mo-capped it rather than use MMD

>> No.75926222

>>75925769
We’ll never fully lose them since she loves goofing around too much

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>>75925542

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>> No.75927110

Mori should eat a quesadilla

>> No.75927130

mori's big fat fucking titties that need four sports bras to hold down

>> No.75927150

>>75927130
Her surgery is so that she only needs 2 bras

>> No.75927285

>>75927110
>>75927130
Using Mori's breast milk to make cheese for a quesadilla for her to eat

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>> No.75927727
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goodnight /morig/!

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>>75927727
Nini

>> No.75929007
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>>75927727
Goodnight debbie

>> No.75929017

>>75927285
What would Mori cheese taste like?

>> No.75929167

>>75929017
Smooth going down with a tangy aftertaste that leaves you wanting more

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nighty noodles

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>>75929762
'night, debbie

>> No.75929932

morp

>> No.75930098

>>75929932
Beautifully written

>> No.75930282

fat butt

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>>75930282

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>> No.75931112

>>75930999
Nice trips

Hows it going fellow skellies

>> No.75931158

I'm watching Bae Sekiro on Mori's absence and it's hilarious how salty she's getting. I don't think I've seen her scream like that in any other game.

>> No.75931200

>>75922883
remember, the trick is to say you're biased against all races.
or that you know secret option 3.

>> No.75931286

>>75931158
Did you not watch her play Lies of P
She gets pretty pissed

>> No.75931316

>>75931158
There were hints in her yakuza streams

>> No.75931607

>>75931286
I watched some of it but I don't remember her getting this salty like here
https://www.youtube.com/live/FnnjUMu6PeQ?si=jKKM4vcU-ofAEBo9&t=5482
or here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnnjUMu6PeQ&t=4221s
or here
https://www.youtube.com/live/FnnjUMu6PeQ?si=rbliRgBxY8BT3BRw&t=7089
It's really hot

>> No.75931771

Ci

>> No.75931780

>>75931607
Someone should have the soundposts on hand surely

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>>75931771

>> No.75931881
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>Ci out of NOWHERE

>> No.75932156

>>75931881
Kawaii....

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>> No.75933092

>>75932854
Go white girl go!

>> No.75933174

>>75933092
I need to be imprisoned by white women. I need Mori, Mumei, Kiara, nerissa, Gura, and fauna to be my prison guards.

>> No.75933395
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>>75933092
This soundpost hurts a little bit givin the current state of things...

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>> No.75934165

I miss my Mori, but I will be in Chicago this weekend so maybe I'll see Mori cosplayers

>> No.75934323
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[Wawa News] Mori tried Mozart balls and said she liked them, but she's not quite sure she meant it.

>> No.75934391

Wtf are Mozart balls

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>>75934391
Pistachio and nougat

>> No.75934541
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>>75934323
Mozart has been dead for a couple 100 years I think, so I'm surprised his falls are still intact and edible

>> No.75934656

>>75934541
"They've always been soft!" - Kiara

>> No.75934715

>>75934656
Europe is a very fascinating place....

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Oyasumi

>> No.75935551
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>> No.75936690
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>wake up
>no Mori

>> No.75938945

>>75936690
Soon

>> No.75939054

>>75936690
>No Mori
I'm not staying up for this!

>> No.75940091

>Mori missing minecraft kino
Should just live with a bad knee

>> No.75940235

>>75940091
The Knee Grows would be a problem after a while, better to deal with it now

>> No.75941007

>>75940091
Nah. I’m excited to see my Mori dance even more cutely than before

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>> No.75941649

>>75941007
I much more prefer that she stream rather then be on stage desu

>> No.75941721

i adori my mori

>> No.75942208

>>75940091
One (1) event of a week is a lot less significant than the long term advantages that a fixed knee will give her.

>> No.75942311

>>75941649
She can do both, in fact she already did.

>> No.75942395

phew
the fight I worried about the most - Whitney - ended up pretty psinless with help of a new/old face: Nene has rejoined the team as a female Pinsir, and thanks to learning (buffed) Rock Smash and (Steel-type in the hack) Cut, she solidly dunked on Whitney's 5 (!) mon team
was so scared of Rollout I bought Bright Powder from a new location (Goldenrod Harbor) and it worked as a charm
note: I houserule both Bug Contest and Safari as "catch whatever, but just one", that's how Nenechi got a second shot at life

also the Odd Egg from Daycare hatched into a shiny Magby, Agni, who's been tearing shit up and I have evo stones for both Togetic and Weepinbell
Mori willing, there will be no more deaths

>> No.75942782

>>75940091
Watched some of it and it wasn't that exciting desu

>> No.75942929

>>75942782
it's same case as VCR, people lose their shit case A and B are interacting, but if you're only mildly invested into said interaction it's just... vanilla MC

>> No.75943013

>>75942929
But ofc, MC gets more love because there's none of a certain chromosome. Double standards I swear...

>> No.75943072

>>75943013
shut the fuck up, Rider

>> No.75943093

>>75943013
the fuck are you talking about?

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>> No.75943142

sex with bae while mori is out of action

>> No.75943641
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75943641

By the way, have (you) taken your SwagLord out?

>> No.75944159

>>75943093
That's a schizo beggar, ignore him.

>> No.75945226

>>75943106
Masked blowjobs from Mori and Bae.

>> No.75946054

I told myself I was gonna watch my Mori VoD backlog over break, but instead I’ve been watching videos on Nimitz and car camping across Japan……

>> No.75946627

>>75946054
please turn in your badge and see yourself out

>> No.75947515

>>75946627
But the knowledge of how Chester Nimitz navigated US government bureaucracy to not engage in a battle of attrition against Japan was too enticing…..

>> No.75947815

>>75943093
People reeee about VCR while praise MC.

>75943072
>75944159
Whats the matter, struck a nerve?

>> No.75948377

>>75947815
no, you're just a monothematic retard whose about as cock-obsessed as an average /#/dwelling seamonkey

>> No.75949434

>>75947815
You're not a fan of Mori, you're a fan of your retarded agenda and your schizo cultural war. No different from numbernigs pretending to like girls with big numbers that fit their agenda.

>> No.75949754

>>75892221
Those don’t come naturally without a bigger BELLY
Embrace the architect within you anon

>> No.75949861

So my agenda is retarded, but yours aint? I see how it is.

>> No.75949965

Oh and by the way, fuck off with your "not a true fan" bs, I can be both a Deadbeat and say what I think is going on.
Mori is what brought me finally to vtubers.

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>>75943641
I'm traveling today and my Mori is coming with me. Swaglord's head is too big to fit inside my bag.

>> No.75950476

>>75949861
You don't seem to understand why we think you are retarded. We for the most part don't care too much about male collabs, but we also don't give a shit about stupid ass culture wars that you seem to care about. Talk about Mori here, not your culture war.

>> No.75950489

>>75950346
Are you the owner of this Mori or are you the anon who stole her !?

>> No.75950632

Talk about Mori's tits, or shut the fuck up.

>> No.75950651
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Lmao, Bae seemed to adopt Mori's schedule-like way of planning streams

>> No.75950894

>>75950632
What about those? Wanna talk about how we all wanna "accidentally" get smothered by those?

>> No.75950927

>>75950894
No, talk about their density and viscosity

>> No.75950967

>>75950651
I want Bae to bite me on the neck.

>> No.75950969

Who's planning on going to Anime Expo?

>> No.75951249

>>75950969
Mori

>> No.75951592

>>75950969
I'm a eurobeat, so never.

>> No.75951683

>>75941094
Cute healing morp

>> No.75951855

>>75950476
>We for the most part don't care too much about male collabs
you don't speak for me
>t. unicornbeat

>> No.75951910

>>75951855
>unicornbeat
The rarest schizo

>> No.75952760

>>75950346
Eurobeat here, I see this cutie is back in stock. What's the best way to order for me? The hololive store doesn't do Europe at all, is proxy a better idea than geekjack?

>> No.75953252

>>75952760
Yeah geekjack, it's cheaper but takes longer to ship

>> No.75953390
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75953390

https://twitter.com/dork_ill/status/1791127747710120368

>> No.75953481

a morp
a meep

>> No.75953505

>>75953252
Is it cheaper than proxy? I remember geekjack always requiring like twice the price of the product as the price for the shipping. Also it's set as "out of stock" there. If it's still more worth it I can wait for it to possibly be back again though, I don't need to get my hands on it ASAP

>> No.75953681

>>75951910
I think you would actually have to be a schizo in the medical sense to be one lmao.

>> No.75953762

>>75952760
just checked from the US, Geekjack only offers EMS shipping? You might be better off with a proxy, it can ship via small parcel airmail for about half the price, although you do need to factor in the 1,000 yen domestic shipping in Japan

>> No.75953883

>>75953762
Alright, I'll look more into specific services. Thanks for bothering to check on your side.

>> No.75954167

https://files.catbox.moe/d0wb7f.mp4

>> No.75954308

>>75954167
me when mowi

>> No.75954551

>>75954167
?

>> No.75954851

>>75953390
"Hmmm. Shit."

>> No.75956190

>>75953681
>male on stream I just don't watch
it's that simple

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>>75950489
Mine

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>>75956190
>don't watch content you don't like
That just means you're a normal person. Don't wear "retard" like a badge of honor

>> No.75957359

Mori’s cool

>> No.75957512

I want to lick every inch of mori's unwashed body

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