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▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website: https://phase-connect.com
Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
Official Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferences
Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Channels: https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Channels: https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Channels: https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Channels: https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Channels: https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Channels: https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Channels: https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa
▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Channels: https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro
Channels: https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi
Channels: https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emberamane
Channels: https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys
Channels: https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri
Channels: https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina
Channels: https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie
Channels: https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina
Channels: https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/komachipanko
Channels: https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RunieRuse
Channels: https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/eimiisami
Channels: https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu
Channels: https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HikanariHina
Channels: https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs
Channels: https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kannagiloki
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/grampico_
Channels: https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu
Channels: https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

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Poopkin Pipper

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Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.


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NOW (Literally right now)
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | LIVE | Ruseday: Combat Adjudicator)
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | LIVE | Hololive Merch Unboxing - Handcam)

Chisaka Airi (02:00UTC | 30m | Zatsu, Hag Stuff)

Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 5h30m | English Reading: Anne of Green Gables)
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 5h30m | TIS-100)
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 9h30m | Overwatch 2)

>Shiina is guerilla schedule this week & Remi says "Be prepared for GOWIWA!"
>Rie may guerilla Lobotomy Corp on any given night (Around 10:00UTC to 14:00UTC)
>Pico may ARK on the streamer server on any given night
>Pico is taking submissions for this weeks Pico Friend stream https://forms.gle/uZh24rp3kbhjbeko6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Uruka, Erina & Saya

>> No.75835534

Oh yeah, I remember this day of the month, it's like the third time I will have to watch this. Pippa will not be aware of one of the thing she buy have a mirror... this will be sad guys.

>> No.75835553
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I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

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Airi soon!

>> No.75835577

RRAT: Dizzy is actually Sakana's daughter. She's like 19.

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>> No.75835601

Runie should do a femdom scenario

>> No.75835604

Keep that fent bag on you

>> No.75835607
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>> No.75835614

She wishes she was still 19.

>> No.75835620
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I was wearing one of my weeb shirts to the grocery store once, I forgot I had it on, and the zoomer behind the counter pointed at me when I was checking out and said "That's a cool manga" and I looked at my shirt, remembered it, then smiled and said yeah and started talking to him about it while he zombied through my items.

As I walked out I realized he had no idea what it was from and he was just saying it to say it. I fucking hate normalfags and I fucking hate zoomers. What a shitty fucking thing to do to a socially retarded fuck like me, I wish I could slit his fucking throat. I feel so stupid.

>> No.75835635

19 in my heart!

>> No.75835636
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I wanna hold Pippa's hand...

>> No.75835662
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Honestly, Fishman should poach JPs.

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>> No.75835674

That's even worse than wife

>> No.75835678
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It's over bros...her phone...

>> No.75835689
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Is... is that a CD-Rom?

>> No.75835698

anon i hate to say it but you're a pathetic worm

>> No.75835703
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>Pippa is the girl with the Zeraora on her phone

>> No.75835711

So what's her deal anyway?

>> No.75835745

Did you guys see it?

>> No.75835750
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Hoochie mama I love Runie!

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>> No.75835764

Fishman needs to poach Korone and Okayu and force them to kiss each other.

>> No.75835768

Japan loves that shit.

>> No.75835773
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Fuck me for thinking someone knew about something I like and me trying to be sociable.

>> No.75835772

What the fuck is a CD?

>> No.75835775

This really sounds like something Pippa would think in private, almost as silly as her brainworming about shoe compliments.

>> No.75835833

Can I get the other one where she falls and catches the ladder last second? The shriek in that is great

>> No.75835837
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Yes please

>> No.75835851

If you married her you'd have to call Kevin father

>> No.75835875
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"The Pipkin, those magnificent examples of the American race who have maintained their racial purity thanks to their lack of an affinity with bathing, is indolent and a dreamer; spending her meager wage on Holomerch or drink" - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

>> No.75835879

Mainstream influencers/podcasts really hammer it home. It's astounding that people actually watch them

>> No.75835888

CDs are what people used to pirate movies and music onto back when people owned physical media.

>> No.75835891
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I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

>> No.75835892

I want to suckle on Pippa's flat chest

>> No.75835895
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>> No.75835897

Bro just say it from a hentai

>> No.75835903
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thoughts on phase friend mori?

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>> No.75835962

I'm glad Sleepy hasn't betrayed Pippa like Lisa did.

>> No.75835966

I want to fuck her tits and feet

>> No.75835977

I like her

>> No.75835982

You ever wonder what the fuck you’re doing with your life

>> No.75835987

How do I stop feeling old?
I just remembered how me and my friends used to jokingly remind each other to rewind CDs when they started to become more common.

>> No.75836005

She's adorkable.

>> No.75836006


>> No.75836014

I want to hold her fat rolls and fuck her silly so much you have no idea

>> No.75836030

Irl idol/singer whose bf walked out on her before she even knew she was pregnant (I think the kid's a lockdown baby). Decided she was going to raise the baby herself and so she's a vtuber on top of her day job to help pay for her daughter's expenses, the girl is I think 4 now and sometimes is on stream with her.

>> No.75836029
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>Alien Mixture
She thanked her for the raid? Has Pippa and Phase Connect picked a side in the drama?!

>> No.75836039

None whatsoever

>> No.75836043
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>> No.75836049

Why the fuck would people want to store stuff physically when they can store in the cloud?

>> No.75836056

it is just a matter of time

>> No.75836059
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I like some of the Mori Music

>> No.75836066
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She is the Holo I want most to actually marry and have children with.

not my oshi though

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I'm considering modifying a 3d printer to be a sex machine then somehow linking it to a vtubers stream to somehow make the movements correspond to what's going on during the stream. I can handle the mechanical side of this fairly easily as well as program the sex machines movements but I need help with the stream interface part of this project

>> No.75836075

grim reaper

>> No.75836097

I thought she said Aoi?

>> No.75836098
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please jerk off before posting....

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>> No.75836120

>Pippa fingers herself with those dirty nails

>> No.75836123

Everyone already forgot about that drama lmao no one gives a shit about vnu

>> No.75836125

High speed internet wasn't accessible for the majority of the population back when CDs were popular.

>> No.75836130

imagine grabbing onto her fat rolls while you're clapping her cakes

>> No.75836153

There was drama?

>> No.75836157

Pippa has the hands of a highschool boy

>> No.75836159

>BOX vs Rabbit
>Box is winning

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I already know I'm deranged, you don't have to tell me.

>> No.75836168
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Imagine the smell.

>> No.75836166

Can you do that for me? I'll give you weed.

>> No.75836167

they made a filian general and added us as friends

>> No.75836175

>go in
>please go back in
I want pippa to talk to me like this when shes trying to ram my ass with her pippenis

>> No.75836183


>> No.75836190

You're going to break a perfectly good printer and injure yourself in the process.

>> No.75836195

Femanon please, let me love you
I have so many cool Pokémon cards

>> No.75836197

In the before times, when society had some semblance of cohesion

>> No.75836202

She did. She's also a retard.

>> No.75836212

Ruined vtubing

>> No.75836227

Have you looked at the auto stroker? That might be a good place to start.

>> No.75836232

I don't watch her anymore, but I still have the really cool 'Your Mori?' poster up on the wall above my monitor.
I just really like full size posters, and wish ANYONE in Phase would do one as merch.

>> No.75836234

Have your weed rates changed now that you have a pimp?

>> No.75836237

glad she's finally separate from the /lig/ger menace at least

>> No.75836241

Don't listen to this anon. I have 1st edition Pokemon cards that I got in middle school.

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>> No.75836271

i am not a femanon but i wanna see your cards

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You know what. Nobody want to say it. But I'm gonna say it.
>Pippa's fingernails
>U G L Y

>> No.75836301

One post alway tell the truth, the other lie

>> No.75836306


>> No.75836304

I've been exclusively jerking off in vr, I can't do it while Pippa's streaming.

>> No.75836310
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Literally the worst music in all of Hololive. I cant just load a playlist of Hololive music because they put her awful cringe songs on them.

>> No.75836308

The post above says otherwise.

>> No.75836309

How do you think they got that dirty?

>> No.75836320

She's a vibrator type of woman

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Nice try.

>> No.75836344

Yeah they definitely already sell things that do this. Lovesense? I think is one you see with a lot of integrations into games and streams. I know it sounds like the opposite but pretty sure they have fleshlight/onahole versions too.

>> No.75836349

Can you give me some material?

>> No.75836363
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Foid detected.

>> No.75836365

She's a humping a plushie type of woman.

>> No.75836368

Why would use she her fingers when she can use her collecting of bad dragons?

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true true
wish you kept your shit to yourself but alas here we are

>> No.75836394

It looks like a processor box

>> No.75836401
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hai, douzo

>> No.75836417

local vtweeter STILL seething at off with your heads

>> No.75836422

You never stop feeling old, but you can laugh at how dumb and worse off the younger generations are.

>> No.75836452
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>> No.75836482

Yeah, there's already a significant "maker" community around it with repos on github

>> No.75836495

Pippa's clit probably had the treads burned off years ago, it's probably calloused.

>> No.75836515
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Oh yeah, that's good shit

>> No.75836543

Id get a mani-pedi with Pippa :)

>> No.75836550
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are you saying you don't trust me?

>> No.75836567
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Couldn't have been better if you planned it

>> No.75836573

Pippa News: Her mom tried to bond with her, but Pippa is autism maxing.

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>> No.75836583

Pippas damn moderators timed me out. I didn't even say anything controversial.

>> No.75836630

Felt that so hard, i've been in similar situations and bailed like that.

>> No.75836633

Well we all saw how trustworthy Lisa is.

>> No.75836635

>open pippa stream
>autistic screeching
>close pippa stream

>> No.75836639

It was cute, then she got nervous and started scream singing...

>> No.75836656

at that weird level of fat where she's ugly but not comically obese like kirsche

>> No.75836659

She was already a vtuber before she got pregnant, but had like maybe 3k subs before her sub count exploded from spanish-speaking people finding her.

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>> No.75836694

She turned herself into Dante Devil, funniest shit I've ever seen.

>> No.75836715

What did you say?

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>> No.75836724
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What did she mean by this?

>> No.75836729

trading VVIX

>> No.75836782

Jannies are scum, yes

>> No.75836785
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Cool ball

>> No.75836796

>Shes ugly
Shit taste

>> No.75836797

>When I do eventually move
Does she REALLY believe that?

>> No.75836811

TND reference

>> No.75836825
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I'm wayyyyy past that part of my life. Now I don't care.

>> No.75836839

why does everyone assume mori and kirsche are fat

>> No.75836873

do your reps

>> No.75836876

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>> No.75836879

About to turn 30 and its starting to kick in.

>> No.75836883

We've seen Mori wholesale more than once, and Kirsche has fat hands and a fat voice.

>> No.75836900
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she puts so much effort, my oshi is a dummy dum dum

>> No.75836901

Pippa's younger than me by like ten to fifteen years max and she's lived alone. That's more than I ever did and that puts her ahead of me.

>> No.75836910

Because they're both typical American women

>> No.75836934

you can't just know someone is fat from just voice and hands alone

>> No.75836951

Pippa's getting DRM'D

>> No.75836953

>Pippa's reflection
I didn't know she was an iPhone

>> No.75836954

You aren't gonna make me go on a vacation funny man

>> No.75836958

Baffling post

>> No.75836969
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She fumbled the victory

>> No.75837001

Pippa describing her goon cave

>> No.75837005

>hololive goon cave
Yeah that would be the dream.

>> No.75837012
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How many rotten teeth does Pippa have?

>> No.75837037
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Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.
Airi thread before bed!!

>> No.75837047

>Decide to go to an anime convention last year that some vtuber companies were going to have tables at.
>Prepay for a day ticket to get the cheaper price.
>Work is extra busy so looking forward to it.
>Mom decides to have her birthday dinner with her kids early since she's going to a trip.
>She puts it on the same day as the con and I have to drive a couple hours to get to her place in time to help set up for it.

For a moment I honestly considered just not going to her birthday dinner. Ended up only going to the convention for like 2 hours in the morning and then having to bail to make it in time to meet up with my siblings.

>> No.75837079
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no coco

>> No.75837086
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+1 Pipass

No contribution

>> No.75837097

You can, you can even tell from how they type. You, for example.

>> No.75837106
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She's missing three and the rest are full of cavities.

>> No.75837117

Furea's tan...

>> No.75837129

that'd be twitch "vtubers"

>> No.75837130

Oh god....it's really been that long.......

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>> No.75837162

At least she's not hiding it as another mom vtuber

>> No.75837174

We've also seen her fat face

>> No.75837177
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>spend 3k on Holo merch
>doesn't buy the good stuff

>> No.75837190

bnuy cnuy/10

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>> No.75837201

Pippa should get full dentures so she can remove her teeth to give gummy blowjobs.

>> No.75837204

umm rape

>> No.75837228
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>> No.75837242

did she buy the holo hentai doujin?

>> No.75837261

I feel like out of every employee at Phase Connect Pippa will be the first one to get false teeth eventually.

>> No.75837301

I mostly just feel bad for her, she got a raw deal in life and is just trying to make the best of it.

>> No.75837303
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>> No.75837305

She already has a false tooth iirc.

>> No.75837308


>> No.75837317

>runie's stinky feet

>> No.75837319
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>> No.75837329

"Hello Pippa! I'm a commercial janitor and someone took a shit on the floor of a car dealership I clean and it reminded me of you. Pipipipi"

>> No.75837333

Pippa's hands are pretty cute...

>> No.75837334

I'll take the ball, ASMR makes me feel uncomfortable.

>> No.75837336

>Have female friend
>DON'T be a creep, don't try to fuck her
>Don't ever make an advance even if you feel like you should
>Just be Good Friend™
>Through her you will meet other female friends.
Results very from 2 days to several months depending on the girl/How attractive you are. But she will want to fuck you. Woman crave male friendship so fucking bad but men always want to smash, but in the end, She is a woman, so as soon as she feels safe around you, she will want to fuck you.
When she starts flirting with you, always match a girls flirting 40/60, don't overdo it. You want to stay right on level with her. (Some girls may want you to push, when in doubt, don't, but if you're confident go ahead)
You gotta figure out how to get the first female friend on your own though

>> No.75837355
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Which one?

>> No.75837359

do not believe her lies

>> No.75837376

Mori is not fat.

>> No.75837382

Imagine Pippa kissing you and her mouth smells like a rotting corpse.

>> No.75837388

Why would you keep posting this? Is /pcg/ the only place left where you get yous? I've seen you do some unsuccessful catalog threads today.

>> No.75837418

>You gotta figure out how to get the first female friend on your own though
It's over...

>> No.75837454

I hate Pippa's new setup. It takes away the spiciness of a handcam stream

>> No.75837469


>> No.75837471

This but also unironically don't be fat, if you are fat your chances go down significantly.

>> No.75837472

I don't really get asmr except for the time she was embarrassed trying to read the asmr lines in bunny garden. The embarrassed noises I felt. But I seriously hate the stupid squishing sounds that everyone does. It hurts my ears so much.

>> No.75837480
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>Runatics are dickheads
>Runie gives them balls
Where is the shaft?

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>> No.75837516

I decided that I can die at any moment, So I act like I am already dead

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>> No.75837524


>> No.75837526

this is making me so mad... JUST FUCKING TAKE THE WRAPPER OFF

>> No.75837554
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>Pippa trying to use a K-Bar to cut plastic film
Just use your dirty talons for fuck's sake.

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>> No.75837614
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Does Pippa have rifle IRL?

>> No.75837617

When I was borderline suicidal I realized I could kill myself at any time so now I don't take life seriously. Think of it as a way lamer and tamer version of the Joker but i'm nice to people.

>> No.75837618

Pippa should end stream early.

>> No.75837622

This is the worst advice possible and will end up getting you friendzoned every time.

>> No.75837623

Would you pay extra for hololive merch with pippablood on it?

>> No.75837651

>Have female friend
I did but everyone grew apart after college.

>> No.75837657

>getting you friendzoned
You are an unironic retard

>> No.75837662

In a better world we'd be staring now at Pippa's flat chest

>> No.75837668

Ah, the age where your body starts to get back at you for the years of abuse you put it through when you were younger.

>> No.75837673

If Mori was JP, the illustration

>> No.75837676

Miss Pipkin TEAR DOWN THAT blanket WALL

>> No.75837678

You lost me at the first step, anon.

>> No.75837679

Sex with Mori's pushable bum

>> No.75837683
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Non-Runatics, Runie wants you guys to guess what's happening on stream from this image.

>> No.75837696

I NEED more redneck trailer trash Pippa art.

>> No.75837702

see >>75837319

>> No.75837716

I've seen that Noel ss doujin, and I'll tell you, that thing was nasty, Noel was drawn pure sex, but still those boys, shit was sad, I even lost my boner.

>> No.75837727 [SPOILER] 
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are you guys also watching Pippa?

>> No.75837737


>> No.75837740

I would buy it for a discount.

>> No.75837748
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NTA but works for me

>> No.75837772

I need it

>> No.75837804

I'm not a spic

>> No.75837805

yes, and then i'd extract her DNA and clone her and have my own Pippa

>> No.75837814

I miss Punkalopi.

>> No.75837821

A clown juggling.

>> No.75837827

iirc she has a pair of japanese ww2 rifles and a revolver

>> No.75837826

Please don't post that kid here I watched her for some minutes and holy fuck she sound like a genuine kid, what the fuck is Idol hiring?

>> No.75837838

I'm a gold fish with memory, what were the sins again?

>> No.75837854

The ASMR response is the shivering down your spine sensation most people get from certain kinds of music; it depends on the individual person what type of music/sound you get the ASMR response from or whether you get it at all. Vtuber ASMR stuff doesn't do anything for me, I only get it from music. This video reliably does it for me.

>> No.75837877

cloning her is a bit ambitious for current technology, but your could probably make a pippameat onahole.

>> No.75837876

She used to have a gun at least, maybe still has it, stayed strapped when she lived alone and answered the door with it according to her.

>> No.75837890

If a woman sees you as "safe" or "a friend" it's fucking over. I don't know what else to say.

You have to be upfront with your intentions and being a "nice guy" will get you nowhere.

The only single part of your retarded plan that works is that having a female friend lets you use her to find other women to fuck.

>> No.75837895

karaoke stream?

>> No.75837900
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I mean pic related also sounds like a literal child.

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>> No.75837919

Put that gun down, the friendzone does exist, but the difference of being a friend she will fuck or not depends entirely on how you carry yourself as a person.

>> No.75837927
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>No Runie ASMR

>> No.75837949
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Do you have an imaginary girlfriend?

>> No.75837961

how much are you willing to pay for a tablespoon of pippa's menstrual blood

>> No.75838000

Yeah, but Mari is NOT for sex.

>> No.75838014

I wish, that's what vtubers are for.

>> No.75838023

>Put that gun down

>> No.75838038

>Airi nostalgia stream
Get your archivers ready, this one has a high chance of being nuked.

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>> No.75838059

We were basically already at the point of being able to clone people, everything was just stopped due to political reasons. I wouldn't doubt that successful human cloning has actually been done at this point, just not reported on.

>> No.75838063

1. Sloth
2. The rest

>> No.75838076

am I allowed to send it back?

>> No.75838078

come on anon, the owners of idol would never be the type of people to exploit children

>> No.75838077

I can't think of her sexually, she talks about shit too much.

>> No.75838088

She's not hot

>> No.75838089
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>> No.75838092

Incapable of opening fucking boxes.

>> No.75838109

Nah dude, mari can pass like an adult without problem but I literally opened her current stream right now and I'm hearing a fucking kid, I don't know if this have to do with she talking in spanish of if Idol genuinely hired a kid

>> No.75838110

Pippa is cute

>> No.75838113

Why does Pippa have such terrible taste

>> No.75838127
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So far Hime has:

> Shown nsfw robot art on stream
> Got one-guy'd into bodyposting because they said she was flat
> Used cropped porn of herself as her twitter avatar
> Done live shota/bigsis ERP with a chatter on stream
> Posted lingerie she's bought herself on twitter, twice
> Talked about wanting her (Hypothetical) brother to fuck her
> Invited a homostar for a collab
> Drank out of a pet bowl on stream
> Shown her custom frilly pink dog collar which she wears while streaming
> Got permabanned from twitter for identity theft
> Robbed Pippa of her little brother, cucking her in the process
> Molested Pico and absorbed 1/10 of her power through osmosis

Whew, woman.

>> No.75838133

The difference is the friend she will fuck doesn't play some weird niceguy game and wait for her to magically want to bone him.

>> No.75838168

The knife is retard-tier

>> No.75838189

Anon, we're talking about spics, they don't have human rights

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>> No.75838223

Maximum tomboy dork little sister wife vibes.

>> No.75838237
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Be more fuckable, idk what to tell you man

>> No.75838240

Wtf this makes her sound based

>> No.75838246

no thanks....

>> No.75838247


>> No.75838249

I wish I could forget

>> No.75838253

I don't care about feet, but those are cute slippers.

>> No.75838265

Some women just have kid voices, usually because they're small. Add a vtuber character on top of it, and there you go

>> No.75838266
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This is the best ASMR experience you'll find. You can thank me later.

>> No.75838284

Made for cock

>> No.75838294

Add playing the yawnfest of that lobotomy corporation game for so many stream, streaming that shit should be a vtuber crime

>> No.75838301

what the fuck is this plastic wrapper autism????? oasdofhauiksdhf

>> No.75838331
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>> No.75838332

>just be hot
>don't be not hot
Stellar advice for the virtual girl board

>> No.75838348
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Why is this such a common mindset?
I see so many people saying this

>> No.75838353

This merch haul sucks ass so far except for the Luna plushie

>> No.75838364
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What do Pippa's feet smell like?

>> No.75838369
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I've watched all her streams... she's muy linda

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>> No.75838407

I am fuckable, which is why I know you're a retard.
Only thing you need to do is actually show interest in women. They reciprocate.
Waiting around being "mr nice guy" does nothing.

>> No.75838434

I like her but literal poop talk grosses me out. If anyone does it. She's in the nonfuckable sister zone for me.

>> No.75838445

man those holes had five guys in them at the same time, it's no wonder nobody wants to shove their hot dog in her hallway

>> No.75838448

Salty Milk and Coins

>> No.75838464

Oh yeah? Well I have a fist edition Charizard

>> No.75838463

Pippa is having impostor syndrome again

>> No.75838467

>Thinks Fuckable = Hot
This is why you don't get laid

>> No.75838471

Pippa is a faget

>> No.75838473


>> No.75838483
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>> No.75838492

Embrace it Hina.

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Wonderful, I was wondering when it would come up after her Japan high.

>> No.75838538

Came late will need a QRD or catch the VOD later but seemed fun/10

>> No.75838547

she had fun/10, another great runie ruseday

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My semen.

>> No.75838560

>>75838464 (me)

>> No.75838561

but is it shadowless?

>> No.75838567


>> No.75838569

>autistic MS paint arc

>> No.75838579
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>I am fuckable

>> No.75838594

No, it's because I'm volcel

>> No.75838618
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>Pippa insecurity autism rant
literally me

>> No.75838624
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Zoned out for a bit, what the fuck is Pippa talking about

>> No.75838627

Pippa… your self-esteem issues

>> No.75838641

It's holographic

>> No.75838644

fun stream idea.

>> No.75838655

Femanon you're just embarrassing yourself at this point.

>> No.75838658

what the fuck is she even saying

>> No.75838664

what the fuck is Pippa talking about

>> No.75838667
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I love my autistic oshi I hope they never find a cure

>> No.75838671

Pippa is roleplaying again

>> No.75838697

What an autistic way of saying you'd rather stay a fan

>> No.75838703

She has finished the merch haul. We are getting the good stuff after she finishes this rant we heard already 200 times before but she needs to repeat it every few months because newfags don't know.

>> No.75838711
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Holy mental illness

>> No.75838716

Roleplaying her real personality?

>> No.75838715

at least the plastic wrapper is off

>> No.75838719
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>Oils shpill

>> No.75838725
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I know exactly how Pippa feels

>> No.75838727

You know what... I no longer find Pippa's autism endearing.

>> No.75838729

Thanks doc.

>> No.75838744
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she's even dumber than I thought she was

>> No.75838746
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>I had an iPod
No-name USB stick MP3 player gang rise up!!

>> No.75838758 [SPOILER] 
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>he wants the quick Runedown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>in tongues you shouldn’t recognize
>for light’s comforting lie
>Gaze fixed above,
>but truth comes creeping in from behind
>a stirring from within your bones
>through flesh into the great unknown
>When the ruse fades, you’re whisked away…
>Trembling mouths proclaim
>how knowledge leads the heart astray
>Like the carving of a rune
>Beckoning to forsake the moon
>Black rose blooming
>Pursuing the dark
>Bearing every mark of an evil thought
>Black rose musing
>A new dream
>Consuming again
>All they dare to keep
>at bright corruption in disguise
>now privy to the lie
>Stars gleam above, soon to come crashing down from the sky
>a power wrought from thought alone
>confinements of a wayward soul
>As the rules break they pave a way…
>A promise to forgive
>in turn for repenting from sin
>But like unfurling a scroll
>you learn what only hell should know
>Black rose blooming
>Pursuing the dark
>Bearing every mark of an evil thought
>Black rose musing
>A new dream
>Consuming again
>All they dare to keep Forbidden

>What’s the worth of a soul…in the face of all the power knowledge sows.
>Rune scroll glowing
>So lonely
>Concealed in the dark
>Waiting to take root in an open heart
>Rune scroll showing
>So lovely
>How deep it can grow
>Luring moonlight in like a black rose!
>Pursuing the dark
>Bearing every mark of an evil thought
>Black rose musing
>A new dream
>Consuming again
>All they dare to keep

>> No.75838763

I think its not only that but she can’t mentally picture herself being a holo’s colleague or acquaintance

>> No.75838770

Pippa is describing how I ruin /pcg/ by posting here.

I know pippa likes /pcg/
i love pippa but every time I post, It becomes a little more of me and little less of /pcg/
In other words I am destroying what pippa loves, I hate it

>> No.75838779
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>pippa hits her low point
>schitzo's out
>hits a high point
>the world is sunshine and there's so many possibilities
>self esteem drops
>hits low point
>schitzo's out

I see a breakdown on stream again soon. Maybe a month or two.

>> No.75838783
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I want to hug Pippa

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>> No.75838796
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I don't watch phase, but someone commissioned me to draw this girl so I come here from /feet/ with my artwork

>> No.75838814

>he trusted

>> No.75838823
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take the bipolar meds you retard

>> No.75838831
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Are you guys that new? She repeats this shit pretty often.

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>> No.75838850

I still have my old MP3 player, it's a Sansa Clip+.

>> No.75838856
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Stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Ignore this retardation, here's your real advice:
>have your shit together
>dress well and groom yourself
>don't be a sperg
To be more specific about this point: walk upright. Learn how to talk, project your voice. Record yourself and listen to how you sound if you never have before.
>give a damn about how you appear, don't be too proud to learn how to be attractive in general

All the above probably just comes naturally to Tats McGee over here so he gives Tier 2 advice like "be nice" like he's talking to other normalfags, but virgins like (You) need to start at the bottom. The most important piece of advice though is put yourself out there over and over. You will likely have terrible experiences at first, but imagine some 40 year old trucker trying to play a videogame for the first time and how shit he'd be at first, asking how to hold a controller and what a health bar is.
That's you, so keep at it.

>> No.75838860

thank u 4 ur service

>> No.75838867
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your guys first pippa-imposter-syndrome tangent, huh?

>> No.75838870

Very nice, thanks man.

>> No.75838880

tits too big, back to the drawing board
also crop the feet

>> No.75838883

cool thanks

>> No.75838891

Posts along doesn't impose your identity

>> No.75838897

Being able to have normal interactions with women is step 0, if you can't do that you will always be a creep and you will never progress. It's not about being "mr nice guy," it's about not coming off as a creep. Having had female friends is pretty good for that.

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>> No.75838904

I know. I'm just bored of it.

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>> No.75838915

Better have rockboxed it anon.

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This. Time is a flat circle, the cycle must continue.

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>> No.75838916

it’s very nice art man, I’ll jerk off to it later

>> No.75838947

Why on earth would you want to date real women?

>> No.75838959

No but I still can't stop myself from wanting to hug her

>> No.75838964

No, shes just so insecure and thinks shes "not worthy" of being around them, even when they ASK to be around her.

>> No.75838973
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Pippa's idol worship is legit fucking schizo tier. Get help, you fucking need it Pippa.

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finally, the good kind of tourist. thank you anon, this is great

>> No.75838984

no, it's a donut
t. Lia

>> No.75838986

Nice piggies

>> No.75839000
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I always assume thread is playing it up every time it happens. I prefer to not think we reached this level of newfaggotry for my mental sanity.

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humbling post

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When Pippa goes on little negative tangents like this I just wish she had a cock that I could start sucking to give her the best head of her life mid sentence

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Sex I guess

>> No.75839040

God I hate the saviorfags screaming their head off in chat.

>> No.75839047

Pippa should marry

>> No.75839059

Yea, going on a random, nigh incoherent, autistic rant about how insecure you are is just kayfabe. Thanks for showing me the light schizo-anon.

>> No.75839084

Yeah, me

>> No.75839085

yeah, me

>> No.75839086

i just want someone to bring me food and medicine when i have the flu

>> No.75839091

Of course.

>> No.75839092
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Pippa surprised by the blueray case not being blue is funny.

>> No.75839101

They smell nice

>> No.75839113

If you don't give my 5 (You)'s I will marry Airi

>> No.75839114

I feel like this one was notable in that she fucking had to explain it visuospacially. Having her brain must be a nightmare

>> No.75839126
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Pippa is a lovely girl, so every time she does tangents like that my heart hurts

>> No.75839130
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Nta but
>The most important piece of advice though is put yourself out there over and over.
I would say the most important thing, ESPECIALLY if you're 30+, is to have a good job. When you're in college you can get away with you or your partner not working because it's basically an extension of high school. After that point however, no woman will be with a man that she has to pay for his shit.

They may want to fuck you if you're good-looking, but they will never be your gf if you're a broke-ass nigga.

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I've spoken too many pennies' worth of idle words here.

>> No.75839132

This is why I watch Pippa.

>> No.75839140

I prefer my girls to STAY mentally ill, thanks. It's what made them grow a personality in the first place.

>> No.75839142

Based tourist. I dig your art style. I'm still going to call you a fag for being a namefag, though.

>> No.75839146

I have a story like that but if I posted it I'd be ridiculed harder than that walking her home gently guy on /a/. So what I'm trying to say is that mentality, while incredibly stupid, is very much real.

>> No.75839171

I hope you two are very happy together

>> No.75839175

reminder that she doesn't have an inner monologue, that picture is actually what her thought processes are like

>> No.75839179

"Never meet your heroes"

>> No.75839183

You can have her please stick a child in her

>> No.75839201

I think I can feel it, maybe, but I don't think the feeling does the same for me as it does others. I probably need to be more interested. For example I know the sound of a socket wrench with a nice click satisfies my autism like nothing else. I'm not sure if I get "the feeling", but I like to hear it.

I'll try it. I know from reading the thread at the time a lot of anons enjoyed it even though they shouldn't have. Who knows, maybe it will work.

>> No.75839216

Yeah, Tenma.

>> No.75839223

>had to explain it virtuosacially
She does it pretty often. When she talked about why she hates new games and loves Skyrim she did something similar.

>> No.75839226

Does Billywitchdoctor still donate? I haven’t seen him around

>> No.75839231
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I know the feeling. Every time I hear her childhood stories my heart aches. She just needed comfort and someone to love her and understand her is all. Don't look up the old twitch video of her crying as a moth, you'll never be the same.

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Pippa is just a genuinely awful judge of character, isn't she?

>> No.75839240

God, please kill every member of her discord. Every single one. Painfully. Their families too while you're at it. Amen.

>> No.75839269

You're a crabsolute legend.

>> No.75839280

>Airi supports loli garden
Do it fishman you coward

>> No.75839292

You're obviously that anon because you keep missing the point.
Both the retarded advice and the response assume you can hold a normal interaction with a woman. The difference is that one is magically waiting for pussy to fall into his lap and the other is rightly acknowledging that women don't make the first move and furthermore will not view you sexually if you show zero sexual interest in her.

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>> No.75839295

I will refire this dying star

>> No.75839314

Would your attraction to Pippa go up or down if she painted her finger and toenails?

>> No.75839348

We of the pcgia discord are not happy with your post anon.

>> No.75839350

The idea was funny and a good ruse. I really didn't expect it. But I do think she should've played the game eventually still. It went on a little too long.

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>> No.75839379

>act nice
>she removes you from her mind as a man
>make a move
>she calls you a creep and blacklists you
Women aren't with all this bullshit.

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>> No.75839393

painted nails are only good if you go full goth

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She'd also have to show off her feet again.

>> No.75839430

I'm guessing her crowd would appreciate the chipped, beds only look

>> No.75839428

It couldn't get any lower desu.

>> No.75839442

The dirt under Pippa's nails is her most attractive quality

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>> No.75839456

Not getting Watame would be really funny.

>> No.75839465

Wouldn't change, my attraction is to her as a person, I'm way too far gone.

>> No.75839499

How much is that box

>> No.75839504

....what color?

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nini /pcg/...

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>> No.75839575

you can be nice just don't act dickless

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>> No.75839598

this nigga eating beans

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>> No.75839601
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Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>> No.75839602

Would Pippa wear anything not dark? Pastels?

>> No.75839618

Nails are fine either way. I'm attracted to her personality.

>> No.75839658

Pippa News: Beans Mentioned

>> No.75839659

It would stay the same

>> No.75839671
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that feel when pippa still reads your non SC messages when there's 4.6k viewers

>> No.75839704

Dragging your robot woman by the hair

>> No.75839705

Physically and mentally handicapped holy shit.

>> No.75839707

Also for reference, I'm not saying you gotta pay for all her shit. I'm saying she'll never want to pay for all of YOUR shit.

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up, pale skin + dark colors = cocky go boing boing

>> No.75839727

that is cute

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>> No.75839730
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Thread bad?
Stay a while, and listen

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>tfw the only thing she's ever read from me was the goon cave joke

>> No.75839798

Damn runatics, Airi is committed to getting your oshi drunk as often as possible...

>> No.75839815

We're discussing the implications of Pippa painting her toenails.
This is a good thread.

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>> No.75839817

I have a stable, well paying job and women still avoid me. I think some people just aren't meant for relationships.

>> No.75839823
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Why not play some GOOD Lumi music

>> No.75839836

up by a very large margin

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God I wish this fox would run her nails against my skin

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That's not much of a challenge.

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pippa... your cuticles are not cute

>> No.75839896

neutral at best

>> No.75839917

nom nom nom

>> No.75839940

>>75839201 (Me)
I honestly don't hate it. I'd listen to this on max volume before I listen to 10 minutes of the squishing sounds. Bratty little sisters banging on stuff with cute voices... I'm going to leave it on in the background while watching pippa open stuff.

>> No.75839950

She just like me

>> No.75839952

>My nails are fucking ugly
>My oshi's nails are fucking ugly

>> No.75839957

those are uglier than mine

>> No.75839966

Unironically just get on tinder and swipe right for like 15 minutes straight. You WILL get some matches and they won't all be uggos.
I'm told there is a tinder for autistic people but I don't know, as someone with autism I don't know if I'd want to be with an autistic woman.

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>> No.75839994

>She pulled her
My day is ruined. The seethe could have been hilarious.

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>> No.75839999

need those to scratch my back

>> No.75840003

Bad diet and nail chewing will do that.

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>> No.75840011

Stop trolling /vt/

>> No.75840024

remember robbing target for skullcandy earbuds and selling them at school haha good times

>> No.75840025

I wonder if she chews on them too

>> No.75840052

it looks like she does, or tries to

>> No.75840068

I agreed with whatever anon said to befriend women but THIS is the awful advice. Found far more luck with just making friends with women and fucking or dating some of them over tinder.

>> No.75840111

Stop trolling lmao
dating apps are the worst possible way to find women

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>> No.75840174

I'm not trolling. No one wants to meet people in person these days so if you don't find anyone at work to date then you don't have many options. You can try hobby groups but they're seriously like 90% guys.
If the thing didn't work, no one would ever use it.

>> No.75840200

no i wasn't a nigger

>> No.75840199

>LG and Blackberry slide phones
I thought we peaked then

>> No.75840204

The type of person using tinder is not someone worth attempting a relationship with.

>> No.75840213

I like the sounds Pippa makes when she opens the boxes

>> No.75840210
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How the fuck do you make friends with women? Explain it to me like i'm a guy who lives in the woods in the middle of nowhere and never leaves the house except to go to the grocery store or check the mail.

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>> No.75840264

Blackberry was great.
Sadly they were a glownigger company.

>> No.75840269

I remember seeing my aunt having one when she was in highschool

>> No.75840273
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Has Pippa bought any merch of my oshi? I was making dinner and missed part of the stream, but I want to know how much I should be seething with jealousy.

>> No.75840286

it's never about fishman. talents don't have the time and energy for it. The phase lolis are also from multiple timezones so it further complicates things

>> No.75840308

Kek, haven't seen that one in a minute

>> No.75840325

T9 was so fucking bad. Literally never had it enabled until the day I got a smartphone.

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Do we have a phase girl for this?

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>> No.75840407

Go to the friend store and buy one.

>> No.75840409

I thought the Nextel walkie talking phones where fucking next level


>> No.75840416

all of them except rie

>> No.75840423

When is Pippa going to open the Nijisanji merch she bought?

>> No.75840426

Not yet, she's only gone through the media merch and that one gacha set and the Luna plush but that's it. Think she mainly got Botan stuff

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>> No.75840469

Problem, they closed that store. And the jerk store is running out of you!

>> No.75840513
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Just wait a few more months and it'll be that one

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>> No.75840523

I'm starting to gosling for Pippa really hard but I'm also kind of horny

>> No.75840553

Cons and just be fit.

>> No.75840565

you mean skinny fat pippa

>> No.75840567
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How many dildos does Pippa have?

>> No.75840576

She likes WTM's top huh

>> No.75840577

She's just freakishly long

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>> No.75840599

She just uses her plushies.

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All she needs is me

>> No.75840615

she is a bullet freak

>> No.75840622

>using Sayu for this image
Because that went so well for her the first time.

>> No.75840626

my wife

>> No.75840636

she has a strapon for her dog

>> No.75840640

yeah, no.

>> No.75840661

It wasn't her fault that her best friend stole her bf

>> No.75840665

I don't trust her to keep one clean

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>> No.75840688

lol, lmao even

>> No.75840695
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yeah, mine

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The cutest.

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oh god it's happening again

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Yeah mine

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>> No.75840746

Stop posting, Rie

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>> No.75840752

Why would you have a strapon for your dog?
Are you esl and mean a dog knot dildo?

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>> No.75840789

did you know that the nazi usage of "volk" (not just the translation) and the "folk" often used by SJW/woke retards have a common ideological ancestor?

>> No.75840793

I made this post

>> No.75840831

Oh, I didn't know it was her husband, she said bf in the story. Unless she's had more than one guy stolen from her, which does help reinforce her being unable to trust other women for so long.

>> No.75840840

Is this real, folx?

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I don't understand, wouldn't you just get a male d-

>> No.75840924

fuck off rie, don't you have more homo collabs to prepare for?

>> No.75840937

Is this grooming?

>> No.75840970
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yeah, with me

>> No.75840987

does Pippa really have bad dragon?

>> No.75840994

They are holo fusions I think. Cool first time I see those.

>> No.75841011

Instead of wedding ring, it's wedding shackles!

>> No.75841032

>jelly's "lego" sounds
>lumi's pot banging reminding me of my mom cooking dinner when I was a kid
>the domestic abuse portion of the video
The gumi was right, this is ASMR

>> No.75841037

my "friend" used to play with my nokia phone like a bouncing ball, throwing it to the wall and bouncing back to his hands, shit didn't break at all.

>> No.75841043

Look up Pippa and horses on youtube and you tell me.

>> No.75841066

New thread.

>> No.75841089

what do you think? she's a literal furry

>> No.75841094

She seems more like a bead girl to me. I feel like she would be terrified of inserting a monstercock dildo

>> No.75841141

Pippa chat is giving me AIDS.

>> No.75841203

Bad dragons are mostly for fags and camwhores who need a gimmick.

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>> No.75841273

yeah, but it is a bit of a stretch in the same way one could blame Hegel for shit ranging from Marx to modern day woke nonsense

>> No.75841301

Probably but at this point I think more people own a BD for the meme than they do to shove it up their vagina.

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>> No.75841537

Just me

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>> No.75841611

Pippa is size queening