The Shiori Novella - Chapter 11, Page 849

[Anonymous No.]

There is little proportion about either pain or pleasure: a headache darkens the universe while it lasts, a cup of tea really lightens the spirit bereft of all reasonable consolations.

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[Anonymous No.]

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX4xzd_KkpM (TBD)

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNAoNL1r74M
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYnNxgn6NJA

Whisper Whisper Whisper 【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
Kyoufuu All Back 【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM

Mawy Had A Wittwe Wamb, My Loose Lady 【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrANg7YnjiY&t=7836s
Halloween Night, Tonight! 【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
MEGITSUNE 【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A
Rebellion 【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Snowed In 【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shiorinovella

【Shiori Novella Birthday Celebration 2024】:https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/shiorinovella_bd2024
Shiori's Birthday Merch Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClOdZP95rYY
More Merch: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_シオリ・ノヴェラ%22

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive / https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive_vol2
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife, Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

I love Shiorin~

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori isn't cool or scary. She's a chunky dork.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75726963
interesting line

[Anonymous No.]

>>75727226
Just watch your fingers around her.

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>>75727461

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>>75727488
Shiori nibbling on your fingers.

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>>75727488
Imagine

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[Anonymous No.]

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>>75727860

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[Anonymous No.]

>>75728075
Shiori you forgot to try on the panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>75728157
that's just Nerissa's influence

[Anonymous No.]

>>75728075
God why is she such a tease?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75728365
She wants to get raped so badly

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>>75727488
Not quite what I meant but those could do the trick too.

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https://twitter.com/akashibag/status/1790011985767145611
now they need to do this on the offcollab

[Anonymous No.]

>>75728450
Ahhh glasses and business attire, oh god Shiori I feel like my dick is gonna explode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75728813
They've been doing this irl for the past few days with Mococo I'm pretty sure Biboo will be too tired to go through it again

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>>75728813

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna buy it anyway but I just wanna know what the fuck is a Clear Cover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75729427
a folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>75729806
I can put my important legal documents inside my Shiori Novella folder? Bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>75729870
she'll keep it archived

[Anonymous No.]

>>75729982
Then your SSN is on a scrolling text bar next stream along with your full government name, occupation, and date of birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75730174
Shiori Doxxvella

[Anonymous No.]

>>75730174
she only does that for ME

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
Stream wife's cover

[Anonymous No.]

>shiori doxxes you live on stream
>but she also calls you her boyfriend and says she loves you
Would you forgive her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75730306
https://twitter.com/kianramee/status/1790017300235469041
I'd imagine everyone here would be after my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>75730306
She's just telling the truth at that point

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori lives with me but she keeps busting nuts in the shower and fucking up the drain what do

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori has such a small fanbase that my only desire is that its composed of the most loyal fans on the vtuber sphere. Alas novelites are such massive whores my heart cant take it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75730672
Have sex with her so she doesn't need to masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>75730683

[Anonymous No.]

>>75731134
my fuwamoco looks different

[Anonymous No.]

I had a nice bike ride while imagining fights in a battle shounen that I'm creating in my head. But I've also "written" myself into a corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75730765
But my ass hurts enough as is you sayin I gotta do it more?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75731251
Have you tried topping?

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>>75730672
Knowing her she might be cracking actual nuts in the shower.

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>>75731134
My Fuwawa is looking a little less fluffy today..

[Anonymous No.]

>>75731270
She's a hard top so unfortunately there's no chance

[Anonymous No.]

What would shiori do if she woke up with a penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75732629
Jerk off

[Anonymous No.]

The real question is what would shiori do if she woke up with a circumcised penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>75732629
she'd probably try to stick something in her urethra, shriek in pain then never masturbate cause she scared the fuck out of herself.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1790050090171715681

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[Anonymous No.]

Driven mad by the siren call of her hateful slit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75732629
drink as much as possible as quickly as possibly so she can see what it's like to piss as a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75732629
Go to advent in slight panic and ask them what she should do. Hilarity ensues

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still love Shiorin if she was black?

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>>75733438
I would train her to unblack herself. But in all seriousness yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>75733438
I would call shigga nigga

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>>75733438
I love her regardless even if she’s chinese and I hate chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

That Devour collab is never happening isn't it...

[Anonymous No.]

Every now and then I'll yearn for the most mundane shit like going to a 7-11 on a very snowy January Saturday afternoon with a girlfriend to get some snacks

[Anonymous No.]

so what if the collab tomorrow is actually an advent off collab?
what are they gonna do?
the indoor camping idea that shiori had?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735016
Shower stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735016
Pillow fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735016
Probably just gonna be an (awkward) zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735016
massage each others' butts and boobies and describe the feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735016
They take turns milking me of my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735016
>>75735473
Sacrifice this chatters penis to the Outer Gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735473
Sub 1h stream, let's gooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

You think Nerissa and Shiori will lie tomorrow and say they just got to Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735331
I'm really curious to see how shiori interacts with fwmc in an irl setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735832
Shiori would never lie to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735843
Shiori should give them headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735843
She's the only one that can tell them apart with ease which they appreciate however everything they're alone she stares and asks if they're gonna kiss and "Who knots who?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>75734952
it's not mundane to spend time with a loved one really

[Anonymous No.]

>2AM text from Shiori
>it's just this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN-Z5bZFhyI

[Anonymous No.]

>>75736107
This is lore accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735884
>tell them apart
doesn't the bust size difference take care of that or was Fuwawa lying? Maybe it's not that different. Makes more sense for twins to be similar after all.

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>>75736264
Shiori titty mogs all of Advent

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>>75736422

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>>75736486
They're just dog toys

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>>75733438
Same mind, so yes.

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>>75736422
Is advent the flattest gen in EN?

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell happened to me, I didn't use to be such a cunt.

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>>75728813

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>>75737900
What happened?

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>>75730421
Sex with this specific femvelite

[Anonymous No.]

I want Shiori Novella to sit on my face and grind like her coochie got an insatiable itch

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>>75736422
>>75736486
I guess Shiori might let us know if the twins are that different looking IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>75737900
Follow Shiori's example I guess. Despite her parents she's shown capable of being encouraging and positive.

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

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[Anonymous No.]

started watching Shiori and I'm learning so much weird shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75735884
>Shiori makes a joke on the same tier as she did with Rissa and her sisters to Fuwawa
>"Shiori... Didn't I tell you the stuff you say sometimes isn't as funny as you think?...EYeah...Maybe you should learn to keep your mouth quiet. You don't need to say everything that comes to your mind"
>Shiori doesn't talk for 5 minutes
>"BAU BAU!! ⤴"

[Anonymous No.]

>>75741961
Holo based

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori... just a crumb of a hello in chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75742393
She's busy with me lil bro

[Anonymous No.]

She liked her mother's fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>75742938
It was because of who drew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75743075
Ponty's Pizza

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>>75743693
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

(Let's go!)
Sticking out your gyatt for Nerizzler
You're so bau bau
You're so Biboo tax
I just wanna breed your Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>75743693
is killer frequency good? might start that vod up next

[Anonymous No.]

>>75743979
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75726963
This Shiori looks like she'd be fun to drive cross-country with.

[Anonymous No.]

Not long now until fresh Shiorium.

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https://streamable.com/u9cm96
https://streamable.com/71tuhj
https://streamable.com/5br0hj
https://streamable.com/whapdh
https://streamable.com/18iw54
https://streamable.com/r8fwk1
https://streamable.com/icrwfu
https://streamable.com/gttvsc
https://streamable.com/213797

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>>75745242
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

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>>75745242
>https://streamable.com/icrwfu
kek

[Anonymous No.]

24h thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>75745242
KEK
https://streamable.com/icrwfu

[Anonymous No.]

She get's scared over the most random things
https://streamable.com/18iw54

[Anonymous No.]

>>75745242
Thank you for these clips~

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to stream my wife's cover of Kyoufuu All Back today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM

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>>75749053
I always stop what I'm doing and listen whenever this gets posted

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>>75749053
+1, doing my part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75749053
she may be one of the weakest singers in hololive, yet i can't get enough of her beautiful cover idk why. no bias, im not even a proper novelite

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
Somehow whisper whisper whisper got more views recently than the recent cover lol, 1k view per day

[Anonymous No.]

>>75750575
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>75750575
I mean one is fairly original and the other one was covered by Biboo not long before. Biboo version better because of the Advent vocals and lack of autotune

[Anonymous No.]

>>75750388
Her voice fits certain songs and if she gets a bit more vocal training, she'll do great.
>>75750575
Honestly, this was a better cover over all. Still Stream both covers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75740930
just a character bro dw

[Anonymous No.]

>>75750575
Not surprising, Whisper Whisper Whisper fits Shiori to a T.

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>>75732629
She'd do that thing where you pee and you pinch the stream closed and open repeatedly so it's like you're shooting a three round burst.
>>75733438
Make a video about how racist the vtuber community is and doxx someone.

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>>75751314
>>75751409
>>75751698
I get it but why a 4 months old cover would be getting more traction than a recent one? Even if it is the better cover

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>>75751798
people are probably swapping between the two for the algorithms sake

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>>75751754(me)
I'm retarded. I read that as what she would do if she was black.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she find wenises so funny?

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>>75752645
Anon...it rhymes with another word

[Anonymous No.]

>>75752645
South Park

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GplrNq1dfbw

[Anonymous No.]

>>75753499
good night lil shigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>75753499
Good night, sleep well
>>75751981
I was doing this kek along with other videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>75752006
this is what she would do if she were black
https://twitter.com/CharlottexBear/status/1747881396369043789

[Anonymous No.]

>>75733438
I've known plenty of autistic weeby black girls. They were all cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>75745242
>https://streamable.com/r8fwk1
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori reposted this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75754013
Cutesex

[Anonymous No.]

>>75754013
Why the ellipsis

[Anonymous No.]

>>75754013
she loves that swimsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

She hearted the sleepy prompt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75754917
Did you get yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75755019
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

I HOPE SHE STREAMS FOR TEN MORE YEARS AT LEAST
I NEED HAG SHIORI
I NEED HAG SHIORI
I NEED HAG SHIORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>75755294
you only need 3 more years for hag shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>75755294
Okay Eren, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/G0ZndoA_U7A

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZndoA_U7A
Act surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756135
>>75756152
I LOVE BEEBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756135
>>75756152
:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756135
>>75756152
the question is a full adv collab or just shiori nerissa and beebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756135
>>75756152
OH HOW THE ROCK TURNS

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>>75756252
We don't know the dogs' schedule, it's a full advent off collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756252
Fuwamoco are sick so they might not be there but I could see them making an effort to be with the others.

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO HEAR WHAT SHIORI IS GOING TO SAY ABOUT THE BIBOOBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756593
>Some mighty fine boulders you have Biboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756593
"Woah they're biggerthan mine"

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756593
>OMG BIBOO, THEY ARE BIGGER THAN RISSA

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756135
>>75756152
YAY! :D

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori is so much of an opsec autist she doesn't let FWMC join the off-collab because then it would be obvious in they're in Japan
I know they're sick, I'm just funposting

[Anonymous No.]

Just in case there are still any doubters around

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>>75756779
Would breed this biboo until she hits menopause

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756135
>>75756152
>>75757182

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>>75756593

[Anonymous No.]

>>75757560
she's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>75756135
:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>75757182
Faggots.
>>75578670
>>75630516
>>75632470
>>75633113
>>75633553
>>75663308
>>75663852
>>75664381
>>75698058

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>>75757560
God she's such a cute dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758153
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758153
No wait there's still a chance they're not in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758153
Based grudge poster. Only people with room freezer temp IQ will still say they aren’t in Japan after this.

[Anonymous No.]

Least she could do is retweet the announcement now that cat's out of the bag.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758325
You had to be fucking braindead to think they weren't in Japan a week ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758325
"Biboo went to Shiori's house to visit them" No joke I think that was an actual comment on the waiting room

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758396
She was definitely sweaty and stinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758352
She wants ultrasounds pictures of our babies (we're having twins. Twin genes go a long way) before we formally announce anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758448
a LOT of people think that

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758352
Shiori is trying to troll everyone again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758448
>>75758560
Absolute Neanderthals

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are gonna make 24h poster sad again

[Anonymous No.]

i want to repeatedly have sex with shiori in an effort to impregnate her multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758325
Only people with room freezer temp IQ believed Nerissa was still at Shiori’s house this entire past week and went back home. Either no one watches streams or are actually that dumb to pick up on the obvious hints given by Advent

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758448
>>75758560
Is it something in the water or air? How do a lot of people collectively have this much brain damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758829
They just want Shiori to literally say "We're in Japan"

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758829
These are the same people that get cheated on by their significant other. "I love you" "No you're great" "I'm just busy with a friend" "I can't today, sorry."

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758815
I really hope it was a call by management and not their stupid stunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758871
They want The princess of opsec to reveal it without express permission from management. Ogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758916
>>75758615
hi there

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759028
Couldn't tell you man. I think she's only going to say where she is if Cover forces her to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759037
>Wow the same descriptor was used in two places, it must be the same person!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758153
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759163
Who are you quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758153
based grudgeposter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Predictions, whos getting PNG'd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759445
you

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759445
I don't think one laptop can handle 5 l2d models

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759445
Me www.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759445
Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759445
Everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759163
>anonymous seethes
confirmed that person

[Anonymous No.]

this person HAS to be a woman, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759445
Newsvella

[Anonymous No.]

>>75760917
can you not? i already blocked this fucker everywhere and you need to post this here too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75759445
Is the cover assigned streaming setups worse than her home setup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75760917
Yes. That's actually a woman. The mumei cloak one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75760917
Don't do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75760917
she's fat its not worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75761353
>she's fat
do tell

[Anonymous No.]

I love Kanade so much its worrying me. I tought I was a one oshi person, but perhaps I was wrong. No, I dont want this, send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75761887
i really like her singing, she's one the best for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>75761887
you don't even understand N5 japanese bro

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75761887
Remember who you belong to

[Anonymous No.]

>>75762009
Shiori's face when she watches me jump into the gator pit at the zoo

[Anonymous No.]

Does she speak Chinese, Vietnamese or Filipino

[Anonymous No.]

>>75762310
Shiori is fluent in every language and a handful of fictional ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>75762310
only chinese so far, she could be hiding more, her chinese is really cute XIE XIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>75762414
Has she spoken Chinese on stream (as siwowi)

[Anonymous No.]

Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

[Anonymous No.]

>>75761887
Anon, you can have more than one oshi
You can only have one kamioshi though, so don't be some twintimer and claim both

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763482
She literally thanked a chinese supa with xie xie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763482
no, only xie xie

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763575
wow, she sure is a fluent speaker for knowing the basic greeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763647
i'm sure she doesn't want to speak more because of opsec reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763647
I mean, if she could read it and thank it without googling what it said, I'd like to think she could at least understand what was said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763712
>knows a basic word in a language
>she's not saying it because she doesn't want to give too much information!
If you put in a SC in spanish she'd probably say 'gracias' that doesn't mean she's secretly mexican

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763835
no... mi princesa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763647
the way she pronounced it was spot on. a lot of people can't even say xie xie with a good accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763835
>she's not saying it because she doesn't want to give too much information!
this is something shiori would unironically do tho
>>75763892
also there was a stream where she was trying chinese phrases that she knew

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763892
She can pronounce some spanish words pretty well too, your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763946
>this is something shiori would unironically do tho
I completely agree. She doesn't want us to know a thing about her. But your reasoning is a stretch because it can apply to anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763835
>>75763976
You guys are seemingly ignoring the part where she didn't have to pause to look up what it said and what language it was in.
What are you looking for exactly? A signboard that says she's a chink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75763946
Anon, I used to work in a chinese restaurant and it only took me two weeks two properly pronounce xie xie by hearing alone

[Anonymous No.]

whats with the chinese deniers now?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you denying her chink heritage

[Anonymous No.]

>>75764143
is not that hard to difference some kanji to some chinense character desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>75764066
Honestly it’s kind of funny how much she doesn’t want us to know about her but then at the same time constantly mentions what she wears, where she goes out to, and mentions her past archive streams. Not that I think this is a bad thing, just sorta funny

[Anonymous No.]

Offtopic btw

[Anonymous No.]

The question now is what languages did she put in her debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>75764290
Explain how it's easy to differentiate.
I cant tell the difference between jap and chink unless someone tells me.

[Anonymous No.]

This convo is stupid. Post cute Shiorin instead

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i love my chink chubby wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>75764741

[Anonymous No.]

Chinese women are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>75764820
I want to print this out and frame it. This looks like a Victorian era painting

[Anonymous No.]

Korone might be mexican guys!

[Anonymous No.]

They're totally still not in japan guys!!11!!1!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75765226
Yeah, they're in my house.

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>>75764900
I need a frame of Shiori jesus

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>>75765370
In Shiosus we trust

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>>75765370
Yeah, Shiori crucified alongside Jesus Christ

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i still can't believe we managed to dodge the neffex karaoke

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>>75765689
Not for long

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Still waiting for the Devour collab...

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why does Tabasco sauce even exist

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>>75766045
I like tabasco

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>>75766045
Better than worcestershire sauce.

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>>75766039
She ate it

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>>75765689
Imagine Shiori makes Advent do a neffex karaoke for the offcollab and you can tell the girls hate it while Shiori is singing enthusiastically

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>>75767078
Fuwamoco would never agree to that

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>>75727488
Do you think Shiori is a biter?

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>>75767357
I hope so

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>>75767357
She likes to bite your nipples and neck, not penis

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>>75767170
>"Shiorin, don't you have any other songs to play?"
>"We just think that you're the only one here having fun here..."
>"It's just kind of rude to force us to listen to this. Maybe we could play some classic anime songs or something everyone could enjoy" "EYaeh"
>Shiori begins to mumble the lyrics for the next Neffex song as Fuwamoco BAUBAU

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>>75767583
cute

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>>75767583
Would you let Shiori put Neffex in your wedding party?

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>>75767889
Shiori could request audio of animals dying and I'd say yes

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>>75767583
so, your synthesis is 'Fuwamoco are the OG Novelites'?

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We really need them to put a stop to all the Fuwamoco (especially Fuwawa) hate Shiori rrats.

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>>75768257
It's just a joke, shigga.

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>>75768318
It's a joke till catalogniggers make bait and take it seriously.

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>>75768493
if they take it seriously then they're a fucking retard. I don't know what to say

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my ultimate rrat is they're in Japan to say goodbye to Mococo before Fuwawa takes her to the VEE-E-TEA to be put DEE-OH-DOUBLEU-EN

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>>75768493
Too late, I saw them paroting that shit in the catalog already. Btw I know there are whore posters here that browse catalog threads because I recognize their typing style.

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>>75768639
sure you do

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>>75768639
Literally where. It's just the usual "Shiori fat" posts. Also this week's /2mh/ really went under the radar. Guess nobody cares until it happens. IF it happens

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>>75769503
>spoiler
I thought that was an anti thread trying to make novelites look bad in the catalog. there's no point trying to change the minds of indos and flips on the catalog anyway.

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Yasashii hours

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>>75767583
It'd be kinda like Silence of the Lambs all over again lol
>>75767889
I would and let her sing to her heart's content while our guests stare at Shiori awkwardly

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Shiorin is a cutie patootie

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>>75770924
I HATE IT

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>>75771462
Good night, sleep well~

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>>75771669
Kek I love Shiori, this image sums up the reason so well

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I miss her. It's been so long.

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>>75772426
I'll tell her

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I love her lots

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>>75772145
One thing I always found interesting about Shiori is that she can watch people get brutally murdered or get chased by a monster in a horror game and not get phased by it, but would make herself tear up just by thinking of something sad. She's such a softie but that's what I like about her.

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>>75768639
>Btw I know there are whore posters here that browse catalog threads because I recognize their typing style.
Of course they do Sherlock, they are whores after all.

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>>75772833
I love this weird little sweetheart

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So I accept Advent is in Japan, did the first twitter offcollab happen pre Japan or had they already flew over and met up by then?
If the former, was the rrat that Shiori didn't wanna fly alone possibly true?

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Burning that late night Shiorium.

https://streamable.com/uie9p9
https://streamable.com/tv3oym
https://streamable.com/3jfiwe
https://streamable.com/06t3rt
https://streamable.com/iecl4w
https://streamable.com/qapngq
https://streamable.com/qjzccw
https://streamable.com/9rv5nb
https://streamable.com/t1eeh6
https://streamable.com/6wttmy
https://streamable.com/hzycnn
https://streamable.com/ta17tt
https://streamable.com/sg3r9b
https://streamable.com/e30lc1
https://streamable.com/hhbv9z
https://streamable.com/eterl5
https://streamable.com/wxzb0h
https://streamable.com/dnq4u0
https://streamable.com/602zet
https://streamable.com/5d1il1

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Novelites even post on fucking /#/

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>>75776338
This was a good, hearty scream kek
https://streamable.com/iecl4w

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>>75776338
>https://streamable.com/602zet
She's enjoying all of the 'small products'

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>>75776338
https://streamable.com/eterl5

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>>75771669
I honestly don't remember the silence of the lambs being that bad

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Another instance of her getting scared by the most random shit
https://streamable.com/e30lc1

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>>75776338
Thanks for these again, anon!

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>>75777196
Rrat: Shiori is truly fearless but thinks that's boring for viewers so she picks the most random things with no rhyme or reason to scream and whimper at. Any patterns are strictly coincidental.

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>>75777278
She's scared of big clock

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Living like us and sharing our day
In another world very far away
A diffirent existence, yet virtually the same
Aggression is sadness and laughter is pain

Look deep into their eyes for what they have to say
Emotions take control of life everyday

Unpredictable variations of behavior
Hold the key to the mental door
Where nothing is everything, and everything is nothing
Staring beyond the wall a thousand times over

Seeing a part of them that is real
Just imagine how it might feel
To be denied of what life has to give
Behind mental shadows they must live

Look deep into their eyes for what they have to say
Emotions take control of life everyday

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>>75777486
>What's something silly to be scared of?
>Time limits, ogey "Kyahhhhh"

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>>75777278
If she knows it's a horror game she'll be prepared and lock in. That's why she's scared of something random in anything else.

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I woke up :(

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>>75779735
I'm so sorry

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https://twitter.com/vitaminyaa/status/1789398583990460417

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>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, inħobbok!

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>>75779735
Good job

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going out with Shiori for ice cream and getting myself three scoops while she only gets one (she has to watch her waistline) (hungry to bed hungry to rise makes a girl prettier in size)

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I really despise how most of my dreams move me back to grade school/middle school and are about my childhood friend group that I don't hang with anymore

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I hope she gets along with the twins irl, well at least I hope they drop the kayfabe offscreen

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SOON

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>>75782845
Nerissa's dumpy ahh

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>>75782845
Biboo's pelvic bones
ToT

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>>75782845
I want to rub oil on Shiori's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75758153
Oh nonono Japan deniers! WW@?!

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>>75783247
I'm a Japan WW2 denier

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>>75782845
Wait what's in the briefcase?

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>>75783293
the rest of the Watamelon

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>>75783293
Cocaine