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Does Cover have 100% Orange Juice permissions?
https://streamable.com/qm1foe
I love Ina!
I love and miss Rushia
Well hi there my /vt/ Chumbuds! Have any of you heard about Taco Bell's new and limited time Gawr Gura Nacho Fries with specially chum flavored nacho cheese sauce? It's only $1.39, and if you order some now, you can get your own official Taco Bell Chumbud merch!
i hate (you)
Previous thread>>7566459>>7566459
>>7569989I love (You)! chu~
https://streamable.com/ebbota
Isn't this thread kinda... Early?
>Your oshi>do you kill the conga?
>>7570035it's friday
How does this image make you feel?
>>7569944>chumbud merchlets be real, if this existed you'd have to order it from Japan and wait half a year for it to arrive or someshit.
>>7569944Nah fuck you. I don't even like fast food that much.
>>7570050post her butt and I will let you know.
>>7570063
>>7570072I enjoy her sexual body.
Why are deadbeats an underground society?https://streamable.com/wn1787
I'm gonna go to bed now, but I'm lonely...do you guys mind if I post a few Rushias?
>early>crosslinking threadsI want /vg/ to go back.
>>7570084i dont want to be happy
>>7570106No.
Blessing a hag with the joys of pregnancy.
>>7570095How do you think mori would behave in bed?
>>7570111Nene's Nigger?
>>7570106I want to fall asleep with Rushia!
>>7570120Miosha is really sweet, wish I checked her sooner
Just a reminder to all Bodans, you are inferior to Takos.One Tako is worth two Bodans.
https://files.catbox.moe/js4vfz.png
Frotting with yukimin
So, anon?
>>7570084*Siphons all your cash*
I hope you're not missing her
My favorite hololive member is Pomu Rainpuff!
Good bye thread.
>>7570159Takos can't do opera but that one bodan can. Cope.
>>7570130Ah yes, exactly like that my dude!
Who here bought the Gura Nendoroid from GSC JP?
>>7570159They're equal in my eyes. I'd gladly use a bodan, a bibi and a tako as an onahole. UNITY
>>7570050Lonely
>>7570181I'm gonna assume you used a proxy, right?
>>7570168Yes. I love eeing this hellhole once in a while.
I want to cuddle with this dork!
>>7570172I'm sending your ass to Guangdong you faggot feline
>>7570176
>>7569944Thanks Gloria Gonzales
>>7570096I mean as they said its not rocket science but its still quite a lot of work and money, and Ame was the first holo to do it so props to her.5ch went crazy when they saw she had a full fledged 3DVR setup at home, because this tech is not something they're familiar with.
>>7570130Try to play it like a joke at first and turn the cringe up to max before she realizes you're serious, then she slowly melts into a blushing, embarrassed, quivering mess.
>>7570181What is that symbol?
>>7570154TTTTTTToTTTTTTT
Stay cool
>>7570187>Bodan onaholeEven if you actually managed to get one to use as a onahole, they explode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc_5pqsVGDUThis is pretty sweet.
>>7570032https://youtu.be/34emCrHTfNs
>>7570206Not before I do.
>>7570159A Bodan v Tako confrontation pictured
>>7570130either motivating and dominating you, or unexpectedly shy and pure.
>>7570111
>>7570050Makes me feel like i don't see her old outfit enough
>>7570181Adding the seasonal logo to this cracked me up for some reason. Why though?
I miss Ina so fucking much
>>7570159Oi, I love my Bodans. And I want to fuck their hag oshi
>>7570181Me, the other page was close and I'm not from US anyways.>>7570189No need.
>>7570198>because this tech is not something they're familiar with.Kek, they're like babies. I thought you guys were at least half joking when you said japs are 10 years behind.
>>7569775Miko voice acted in that game, she fucking should;ve
>>7570226Here you go
>>7570218That's not how octopus work anon. They aren't goo.
>>7570163freckles doko
plump feline
>>7570209I like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5UKzKZ71pA
>>7570172HENRY KNEAD AME'S TITS FOR ME PLEASE
I want to get HIV from Ayame!
>another day without my holo and niji oshi streams
>>7570237Oga is also one of the devs
>>7570154
>>7570176Oyasumi~
>>7570226Let's change that
I love Roboco!
>>7570181didn't know and in my haste of not wanting to miss out got it from us since i know by time i got back from work there would be a good chance of it being sold out
JWUGive me the latest gossips
>>7570249I can't listen to that song anymore since I listened to Pomu sing it 101 times
Gura is a land shark
>>7570189Nope, straight from the website. Only difference from what heard is $15 more in shipping, but allegedly you get it two months + shipping time ahead of the US site.>>7570200Destiny 2 Season symbol>>7570227I don't know. I found that image either here or in /sp/. Original anon is some known Destiny anon that lurks other boards. I just like playing Destiny on occasion
>>7570205always
would you?
/sp/a/non here sorry for being newDoes anyone know if Gura's Nendoroid will be open for purchase?I heard Goodsmiles open their limited pre-order for one month but my friend already said it's closed after only one hour..I just checked amiami had closed their pre-order.
>>7570209God I hope Gura really goes through on her plans to cover Odo
When is Amelia starting her break? Next week or the week after?
>>7569510Please tell me there's a nude version.
>>7570232They're not autistic about shipping like other Japanese companies then? I wonder why they would even have a US only website if that's the case.
>>7570205of course
>>7570222Taking from the TTRPG streams, I believe mori is actually a big bottom despite her size considering all of the characters she play as are nervous quivering betas
>>7570281Absolutely
Chumbuds, your oshi is a furry...
>>7570286https://streamable.com/y3zboa
>>7570050
>>7570269Me too!
>Botan talking about her BF3 and BF5 serversDamn it's been forever since I heard about those. Those are still up?
>>7570277I wonder if the difference is as bad as geekjack/booth.
>>7570114
>>7570191Me too.
>>7570271Gawr Gura just told a long, bizarre story about getting locked in her bathroom in the middle of the night ... and it's eyebrow-raising for sure.The Hololive member just shared her wild bathroom adventure, explaining how she got trapped in there in the first place and detailing the lengths to which she and others went to set her free.Gura says she got distracted by some leftover coffee on a hunt for some face wash before realizing she was locked inside. She says her girlfriend, Amelia Watson, was fast asleep and she had to scream 4 times to wake him up.When Ame's attempts to pick the lock failed, Gura says she was able to call Jenma to come open the door ... but it sounds like they were asleep just like Ame.Gura says another 45 minutes went by before she was finally freed, but only after drinking her stale coffee.
>>7570242Takos are shapeshifting creatures made of the void, anon. They're tako-shaped for convenience. Keep up with the lore
>>7570236Keep in mind I'm not talking about VR itself since that is decently popular there but using a 3D avatar inside the game that requires trackers for each individual limbs and hips or one of those expensive vests and all this cable fuckery.
>>7570130Unless you're in a committed relationship and are trying for a kid, she would not let you finish in or on her. She will tell you to pull out and finish in the trashcan she prepared, because she doesn't want to know how your seed tastes no matter how many pineapples you eat, she also doesn't want to have to clean herself up afterwards. Also she will not be aware of post nut sensitivity, and you will find that out the hard way.
Give me your most schizophrenic rrats you've heard recently.
>>7570130Just tell her you want to make her a mother and she probably melts flooding the room.
>>7570282https://goodsmileshop.com/en/CATEGORY-ROOT/Nendoroid/Nendoroid-Gawr-Gura/p/GSC_WD_02873GSC's global store is the only one still in stock. Maybetheir US site too, but it's completely fucked atm.
what do you think of this rushia
>>7570327>him
>>7570329Sounds like some bullshit godmoding to me.https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1423544161404276737Friend streaming Chinpokomon soon.
>>7570239>>7570265Appreciate the thought, but i mean in streams.
I enjoy all of the fandead that have come here recently
>>7570345t.Deadbeat
>>7570345much better than the pink bitchgreen Rushia ftw
>>7570338I have schizophrenia, I have pet mice, and I heard myself speak today, including at my mice
>>7570346Damnit, I always fuck up editing this shit.
>>7570284Aug.14 - 24
>>7570050Happy and sad, because I miss her...
Why is she so sexy?
>>7570355
Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are my FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Ollie. Seriously. Her cute and shy accent, her lovely face, and her erotic body drive me to horny madness.Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love juices, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my fluids on those bouncy cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other’s warmth on our naked vulnerable bodies. She’d tell me how good it was and she’d confide her truest feelings to me. Telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day playing video games and plays, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Ollie to be my girlfriend, my wife, my lover, my wife and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No, I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel.Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: she is my wife. I love Ollie, and these are my original thoughts and feelings.
I want to cum inside Rushia and then ghost her the next morning
>>7570269Reprogramming Roboco into a sexbot!
>>7570338Kiara only went to Germany to make connections with far right wing groups, but only to purchase a rare Pancor Jackhammer from them
Rare Botan death
What did it mean by this?https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1423544035914883074
>>7570390you saw nothing
A rare instance of Botan dying in Minecraft.
>>7570340Oh thanks anon
Any musicians here?There's a pretty good musescore transcription of Shiny Smily Story for piano https://musescore.com/blinder1/shiny-smily-storyUploaded by a kenzoku too.
>>7570373As a last resort to get her to bear children, her hag body amplifies all of her sexual features in order to ensure the highest possible chance of impregnation
>>7570392That lucky fuck is getting its butt sniffed by Noel every day
>>7570368She has megacon Orlando from the 12th to 15 so I assume she'll be gone for extra days. Though I wonder if she'll set up videos in the meantime so goslings don't go insane
>>7570392I fucking love hamsters
So this is the power of hololive
>>7570392It's trying to escape captivity from that glass hellscape.
>>7570387>She stays the same.
>>7570392God, I wish I was him
Yo takos, are you doing your fitness reps while she's gone?
>>7570422Are animals capable of feeling existential dread?
>>7570382>ghost herShe'll be ghosting you though anon
>>7570319Pre the cough, I had a pre-order of a Makoto figure ship from July 19th in Tokyo, and get delivered to my home by July 22nd in the Western US
>>7570438Good makes things easier
Goodnight dorksSave some horny for me
>>7570392Look at him go!
>>7570424oh no no no no no no no
>>7570448where's the joke Ina?
Botan22 deathsIRyS probably got half that in her first stream alone.
why do yall niggas talk like dat?
>>7570448Let's just go to bed together
>>7570441Guess I'll be seeing the nendo in 2023 then.
>>7570434Dunno about the others but hamsters definitely, just look at how easy they die
ENTER
>>7570433Got a lower body session at the gym tonight, can't wait.
ENTER HAACHAMA
>be a person that likes to keep my fetishes and hobbies separate>look at some archives of one of my guilty pleasure fetish artists>get nervous as i see he drew Mori and Gura>it's actually just normal sfw Bone Bros artnice. not saying who it is though, because as i said, i keep that shit separate, and i know somebody here would commission him just to spite me
>>7570382RIP Anon.
How was the last Gura stream? I'm about to catch up on the VOD. Thread archives worth doing for it?
>>7570434i'd put my money on corvids if anything
BOTANCHAMACHAMA
What is Bton doing?
>>7570392It's probably trying to avoid getting molested by Noel again.
CHAMMERS
>>7570453There is no jokePost sexy inas now
>>7570477gura was cute, threads were kinda meh not worth catching
>Check goodsmiles sites>Gura Nendoroid can't be shipped to Macau and Hong Kong>Marine Nendoroid can't be shipped to China, Macau, and Hong KongWhy ??
EXIT
>>7570473>I know somebody here would commission him just to spite meYou think too highly of yourself in this thread. If he's a jap artist, it's a PITA to commission them if you don't speak Jap, and most people here don't. Plus it's expensive
>>7570481What Kanata Aruran Fubuki Marine and others were doing a month ago
now in soundpost form
>>7570496because Chinks
>>7570460BecauseThe salami lid ain't gon fit like dat
>>7570496They hate that orange bitch.
>>7570496Why do you think? What's been in the news for the past couple years? I'ma pondering.
ENTERAGAIN
RE-ENTER HAACHAMA
Enter PPTenshi
ENTER AMANEKANATACH
>>7570496Good. Fuck Macau. Goofy GTA map lookin' ass.
Haato and Kanata join the server at the same time. rrats?
>>7570496They don't deal with bugsSimple as
>>7570442Anon, you don't understand...You will be ghost-ed, as in you will be turned into a ghost...because Fandead are ghosts....because Rushia is a necromancer...do you get it anon...
>>7570536It's actually Coco on Kanata's account
>>7570392God I fucking love videos like this kek
>>7570450Oh yes yes yes
>>7570536minecraft sex in Coco's minecraft house
>>7570536No rrat, they are working on the School Festival project together and Haachama is gonna stream mc later. Seems obvious to me.
>>7570522>>7570508>>7570537>>7570519I mean Gura can be shipped to China but not Marine..
>>7570392Having had some mouse problems over the years the sound of a mouse scratching endlessly from some indistinct location drives me nuts.
>>7570392HELL YEAH
>there will never be comfy Minecraft streams where HoloEN and HoloJP just casually play on the same serverSeparate server was a mistake
>>7570536They just finished getting diccked down by the Cocock and wanted to unwind with some minecraft
>>7570554Yea, these girls actually prepare before streaming unlike EN.
That's an interesting onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7wQfpXcWg
>How many Gura Nendoroids gonna sell all over the world?>What percentage of $ Gura gonna take a cut from Nendoroids?
Accept nothing
Did AZKi get a good PC to stream with? she was lagging a lot in MC, idk if her laptop can play night delivery and stream at the same time lmao
>>7570587I don't accept that.
>>7570585>Gura gonna take a cut from Nendoroids?dyrbi? It's all Cover's money.
>>7570597She was streming in the studio
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1423546619652235266?s=19Oh god, not this shit again.
>>7570585Cut? Gawr Gura the character is property of Cover company.
>>7570548I -i nneed to know what does this say
>>7570615Does this guy just churn out these terrible games?
>>7570610>He doesn't know talents can take a cut from merch
>>7570610Didn't Kiara said merchandise is better than Superchat??
Hello World!
>>7570585The "Voice Actor" gets literally zero.
>>7570578Weird... why does Sora have horns and blonde hair?
How do I groom a hag?
>>75705851) ....2) 0%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZdLXELdF9Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZdLXELdF9Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZdLXELdF9Q
*WUHow was Gura's stream? I guess threads were filled with /vpol/?
>>7570615I swear chilla's art is in bed with cover corp
>>7570615How's that level of graphics even possible today, when UE4/5, Unity and even fucking Lumberyard are all free and decent 3D artists are dime a dozen?
>>7570615KAMIGE KAMIGE KAMIGE KAMIGECHILLA'S ART SAIKYOU
Hehe I love Towa!
>>7570636Source: your ass
Female Nijisanji fans are attacking the new Nijisanji girl because she collabed with her male genmates. The only female Nijis that they don't attack are the lesbians, the ones that are confirmed that their roommates have a boyfriend, and the 'approved' ones, the ones that they can use to self-insert into. You can go to a website called 好き嫌い.com if you want to see these based female unicorns in their natural habitat. This shit is absolutely incredible, cucks from 5ch are angry at women doing this since now they can't just refer to unicorns as exclusively male incels.Now that this has happened, they can say for certain that Nijisanji is just Hololive for male vtubers and yumejos
>>757058510000010%
>>7570257You jest?
Don't know if this has been asked, but are the Gen5 girls going to get new outfits anytime soon? EN and ID2 came out later and both got new outfits before they did. I don't really get to watch much JP these days so I'm out of the loop.
>>7570554I hope they invite HoloEN, it's always fun seeing the stuff JP can come up with, sports festival is still one of my favorite events
>>7570503It's a western artist, it doesn't seem that difficult or expensive to commission shit as long as you can secure a spot in his T2 patreon, which isn't that expensive compared to the $800 some anons here spend for shitposting with ads.
I ran out of thread to read while I do my daylies keep posting anon
>>7570392rrat
>>7570615chilla-sama...I kneel...
>>7570653Gura thread wasn't completely terrible. After the thread was a dumpster fire for a bit. Now it's chill again.
>>7570648Let her believe she's grooming you
>>7570392Reminds me of my turtle who will just keep swimming into the glass thinking he can swim farther out.
>>7570585Exactly the amount they produced.I have no information on the percentage of merch revenue the talents are entitled to in Cover's contract.
>>7570671Off-topic and anyone who replies to this after me is a nigger.
Look at how happy she is arrowfishing.
>>7570671Sir, this is a hololive global thread.I hope you don’t make the mistake again because you’re probably taking a 24 hr trip
>>7570300what you mean
>>7570648Become Temma. No lady over 35 can resist him
>>7570505Oh he got his umpalumpa?
>>7570669If it's like the anime, then yes, the voice actor won't get any cut.
>>7570674He got doxxed via his couch
>>7570671Ayo mang dat shit wild.
Why is this thread so fucking slow?>muh deadhoursNot an excuse, faggots. Conjure some rrats or something, we can't be allowed to recline like this.
I FUCKING LOVE KANATA, BROS
>>7570719Yeah, it was great
Gura is ____
>>7570718Pride of Abe, I kneel!
i need more song suggestions for the pollwhat do you want to sing
>>7570671>kanji in url
>>7570732its 4am anonchama, go to bed
don't wanna start a convo but is the niji thing true? just want yes/no is all
>>7570732>we
>>7570718Damn but I already became Lamy
Aki is back!https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1423551594444951557?s=20
>>7570761Bury the light
>>7570711Button always happy. That Payday 2 collab was priceless for button giggles.
>>7570163I wish I could mod Koikatsu this well...
>>7570625Pretty much, he usually pumps out a new game every few months.
>>7570658rrat : chilla-art is in a relationship with a hololive manager
>>7570721Dumbass
>>7570769It's just a schizo vocal minority like any thing in vtubing
>>7570761Stacks
Gartic Phone... Doko...?
>>7570718Oh right Tenma is a human breeder.
>>7570781Lucky bastard...
>>7570779Her happiness makes me wanna hurt her.Ryona her ass into impregnation
>>7570761Reflect
>>7570798in 4 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC19nODiJR8
>>7570781Holy based. Bless you anon
>>7570788CHILLA'S ART IS FUCKING YAGOO
should I purchase chinese food?
Look at this photograph
>>7570793There's a lot of vocal minorities in vtubing...sometimes it feels like the majority of the fanbase is in some kind of vocal minority
>>7570716Anon, have you see how mori behaves when she's playing as the NPCs in the TTRPG streams?
>>7570630Official Cover merch is better than SCs since Geekjack/Booth’s cut is much smaller than YouTube’s. Hard to say about licensed merch like the nendo however.
>>7570798>>7570813oh wait you were not talking about the stream,my bad
>>7570781I didn't watch the vod yet, how accurate is that image?
>>7570658>>7570788He's making Hololive Error
>>7570781anon delivers
>>7570781Ahahaha that was the mood a little bit.
>>7570761Space Oddity by David BowieOr Starman
If you are just going to listen to anime girl why not listen to Mel make cute noises.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKWM_Hl0Un4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKWM_Hl0Un4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKWM_Hl0Un4
>>7570829I didn't know that stream was coming, and I'll definitely be watching it. Thanks anyways anon.
If I understood correctly, Botan's gonna end when it rains right? What if it never rains?
Sex
>>7570781Haven't watched the vod yet but is it safe to assume you could feed africa with the amount of spagethi he spilled?
>>7570725
The headache of HoloEN's success was an eye opener for Cover to not deal with gaijins. They aren't worth the effort for the fickle and fleeting audience they bring in. That's why the latest "EN" has been a japanese girl living in japan and that another EN generation has had 0 speculations and rumours.
>>7570761Remote Controller from RinLen
>>7570835Based, cannot wait for the masterpiece that it will be
>>7570781Oh Astel, you fucking lucky bastard...Well played.
>>7570845if it doesn't rain until 18:00 JST she wins.>>7570842Alright then Mel, i'll watch you.
>>7570855sex
>>7570781My sides, this is good
>>7570719I think he even got on trending on Twitter the moment he got it
>They off-collab.>But they're too busy doing stuff that they won't have time to stream.Imagine.
>>7570878Thank you anon.
>>7570861ogey
What does 'Gartic' even mean?
Coco was also in the studio recording a lot leading up to announcing her graduation
>>7570769No, you retard. Women don't become actual gachikoi because getting an actual BF is trivial for them. They'll be fans yeah but they're not gonna fucking unicorn. 90% of young nip women aren't fat/ugly so getting a bf is trivial. Use your brain, women aren't desperate losers like men are.
I think Ame and Kiara should kissI think Ame and Gura should kissI think Ame and Ina should kissI think Ame and Mori should kissI think Ame and Ame should kissI think Ame and Mel should kissI think Ame and Haachama should kissI think Ame and Roboco should kissI think Ame and Towa should kissI think Ame and Coco should kissI think Ame and Moona should kissI think Ame and Reine should kissI think Ame and Ollie should kiss
>>7570732There's only 100 IPs rn anonand none of them seem to be rratposters
>>7570830Pretty accurate
>>7570903is this real and true
>>7570830extremely. astel even made rbc jealous by complimenting choco often
I miss Ina...
>>7570781Amazing
>>7570732Ame will collab with James May.Will the board survive?
>>7570907>>7570911delightful
>>7570903Based harem queen Ame enjoyer
>>7570830It was this https://streamable.com/z9sy56 except swap Ame for Roboco and Chocosen.
Last night's Towa stream was amazing
>>7570821Niji fans are much more separate, especially fans of males talent. You got the normal fag who just watch funny guy play games and then there are the insane fujo that make unicorns look tame.
>>7570917The last time I watched something James May was in he was complaining how retarded replacing the battery in a tesla was and the whole time I was thinking about how old he looked.
>>7570903I think Ame and Me should kiss
>>7570732Chu~
>>7570830>>7570859It went alright. The worst part for him, and as any male between two girls that they're not familiar with, is that he mixed up their names and gets relentlessly teased about it. https://youtu.be/0ndg8ZMCMNc?t=7683
Would teammates survive if Ame Roboco and Choco collab and Choco gets Ame to do some moan noises
>>7570953>Calling the sensei roboco or the robot Choco senseiIs Astel retarded?
>>7570732"Mori" will appear in BOTW when she goes back to states
>>7570836Sometimes I get bored that I do edits or OC, here is a recent one I did
>>7570935Yosh!
>>7570036>No true FPS chuuba in Holo(Botan sorta counts I guess>The only person that plans to play TF2 in the vtuber sphere is that long ass necked niji girlIt hurts.I want one true FPS chuuba, someone that enjoys the classics and the new shit.
>>7570973Breath of the wild?
>>7570964probably not
>>7570973I hope it's black spine for maximum cringe kino
*** how was Gura's stream?I assume it's not a super must see given the game she played?
>>7570781Everything about this image is fucking hot and I'm not even into ss.
>>7570830Choco and Roboco definitely reveled in the pressure they were able to apply to poor nervous Astel but he had plenty of moments playing the role of the cool sensei who shared his wisdom with his two less experienced teammates too. It was a good collab and worth a watch, it actually makes me look forward to their next APEX stream together.
>>7570964Make it feverish moaning sound & no, condo mates won't survive. Hell, I won't survive.
>open Mel's stream>stare at boobs>keep stream open
>>7570903based
>>7570995She was extremely cute and chatty today, and she had fun with the game. I think it's worth listening to in the background while doing something else
>>7570866i'll add it to the list since you asked, but damn, i can't express enough how much I don't want to do vocaloid shit. it's so mind numbing
>>7570172I'm not.
>>7570995>not posting the pepeloni versioni'm disappointed in you
>>7570970It is Astel.
Mel has an EN translator now? Good for her!
>>7570338Gura still dating him>Hurr durr they broke up Of course they will say they are single retards>depression arcYou never feel depressed over something that is not a break up? Also that fucking AC notification during RFA they are clearly playing it together. She fucking love AC because of that.>making british accent oftenOf course she does it often. They play together for hours and she gets to hear his accent now and then.>she's tired in some weeks and some days she's energeticShe arranging her schedule to be able to play offstream in EU hoursChumcucks you can't be more delusional
>>7570861Ywnbj
>>7571009Very nice taste anon.
>>7571013Alright sounds good, will do>>7571026I don't think I have it?
>your oshi>whose pov are you watching during the gartic phone collab later
>Nothing happened after the APEX collabI guess Roboco and Choco are too small to get shit for collabing with a man.
>>7571031Yeah, me
In a hypothetical scenario where there would be zero negative consequences, which Holo would be most likely to fuck a fan, when given the opportunity?Pic not related.
>>7571009This but with Mori but also Mel
>>7571039Mel looks brain damaged there
>>7571056matsuri
>>7571046RBC and Chocosen have been collabing with men for a long long time.
>>7571056rushia or marine, each for different reasons
>>7571041just for you
>>7571063That's how she always looks though.
>>7571046Collabing with a star without flirting and doing it for an apex tournament is about the most harmless thing involving a penis they could do
>>7570945>the insane fujo that make unicorns look tame.remember that if there is something bad, the female equivalent is usually much worse
>>7571063>retarded girls are cuteWhy thanks Anon
>>7571056festivalpolka
>>7570675New Year's yukatas...Nene's not-Chinese outfit...
>>7571084london?
>>7571056Mori
>>7571056Definitely Rushia.
>>7571056Matsuri because she desperately wants intimacy Rushia because she is obsessed with her most gachikoi fans Polka because she is so lonely Ayame
Botan won!
>>7570995>Not wanting to see Gura in maximum afterglow.
which holo should I edge to without cumming
>>7571009Based folgore!
>>7571118Shion
>>7571118shion
https://musescore.com/staccatz/blue-clapper
>>7571118Lamy
>>7571056Festival, no contest.
>>7571114afterglow?
>>7571118Okayu. Cum to Gura.
>>7571122>>7571123mesugaki-mind
>>7570769Yes. For popular ones.
>>7571088I wasn't really thinking about the yukatas, as I thought that was just a given that they would get those. I was just wondering if any of them had mentioned it recently. Does Nene's outfit count?
>>7571056Rushia had to mute herself as she choked on her words for 5 minutes when a fan SCd her telling her that he got together with a female viewer of hersShe literally had to psych herself up to croak out a broken, mangled 'congratulations', telling her unconvincingly that she should be happy for them
https://files.catbox.moe/323ax5.png
>>7571094Have some Mel's melons anon
>>7571131>“The afterglow refers to that cocktail of delicious chemicals our brain is flooded with after an orgasm or satisfactory sexual experience,” Gura was super happy with the Ame collab and made sure everyone knew how happy about it she was and then spent the entire stream being in a super good mood.
>>7571146link please
>>7571112What would happen to me if I fucked all 3 and they found out about it?
>>7571146Didn't she also freak out once when a somebody stopped watching her and posted about it?
>>7571153I hope she doesn't forget about some of the ideas she had like doing a prequels watchalong with Ame, would be a blast to marathon that trilogy with both of them
I'm glad my son has good taste, this girl is really cutehttps://youtu.be/gpFlK-a3bSE
>>7571046eh? I saw Choco and RBC with males so often. Maybe that's why they have fewer gachikoi than normal holos.
>>7571113Just like grass is green and rrats are ogey
>>7571083We better fucking hope and pray that Holo never reaches the point where events are canceled cause of bomb threats.
>>7571112>two are just lonely>one is the equivalent of a high-class escort
>>7571162Matsuri would cut off your dickPolka would jump in front of a trainRushia would stab you then stab herself and make you die together
>>7571166She'll get on that right after that Calligula Matrix watchalong.
>>7571166I'd delay the next wave of Ame watchalongs for 3 weeks of prequel trilogy watchalongs.
>>7571162One of them will reenact nice boat scene. I don't know which one, but it will happen.
chumbuds i need you guys to beg gura for a star wars prequel watchalong with ame. if we ask ame it'll never happen, you're our only hope.
>>7571181God dammit Gura...Remember when she said she wants to watch more Blue Planet or Planet Earth with us too..
>>7571169That biker girl keeps on getting cuter, what the fuck.
>>7571191anything but 2, I almost fell asleep watching that in theaters when in came out.
>>7571191I really don't want to beg either of them. It just feels awful and both are autistic about not bothering the other. They brought some collab ideas up and it's up to them to actually capitalize on them.
>>7571191I asked Ame about it back then and she even put SW on a watchalong vote but teamates voted against it. Shit sucks
>>7571191I'll say something if it gets mentioned. I'm not gonna beg out of nowhere for it.
>>7571199>No cute biker GF to tour Japan withWhy is life such SHIT
Oh, Suisei's new song is getting a MV tomorrow:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqT6cHCT1TEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqT6cHCT1TE
>>7571203Having just Ame watch them who has already seen them isn't that interesting, especially compared to the other picks. Sitting along with someone who has never seen Star Wars though and riffing on the prequels. Now that's an actual idea.
Mori....Zzzzzzzzzzzz *snores*
>>7571191haha. The Die Hard watchalong didn't happen until after teamates kept reminding Amelia about it.Anyway, no, I'm not gonna bring shit up unprompted.
>>7571165Made a menhara member's post and deleted it, and the best part is that it's not like they told her, but instead she found out because she stalks her fans on Twitter. Or are you talking about the actual asshole who sent her a SC saying he was fucking off and made her cry?
>>7571207Some of places shown in Fuuraiki 4 have been legit amazing too. I'd love to do something like this for real.
https://youtu.be/IFK-GNj8Fts?t=1337I have literally never seen an adult woman sitting cross legged on the bus before.. just how small is she??
Imagine how fun a Gurame BTTF watchalong would be tooListening to them discussing the time travel problems and timelines
Polka is my friend.
>>7571056Matsuri literally has dreams about fucking her fansRushia has extreme attachment to fandeadPolka if she was really in the momentMarine likely just because she's always horny as fuckOllie's a possibility too The others would rather you date them for a while more than likely except for the ones that are being used as other Holos' personal onaholes and vice versa
>>7571191Gura should really watch the OT first. I don't hate the prequels but I imagine watching them outside the context of the OT takes away a lot from them.
>>7571191the great E3 war...
>>7571228Seems like a game that could easily promote tourism in that region.
https://youtu.be/5V4QBsP9vjshttps://youtu.be/5V4QBsP9vjshttps://youtu.be/5V4QBsP9vjs
>>7571238That's what a few JP viewers in chat were saying but there's no EN localisation.
Haachama please, your PoV for the Gartic Phone collab...
https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1423560993725054981?s=20oh shit it's Rushia
>>7571239based shitposter squirrel
Goddamn it every time shin chan says something I always think its flare saying it.
Live now>Melhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKWM_Hl0Un4>Botanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18acYev10fM>Ollie Risuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V4QBsP9vjs>Roberuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpFlK-a3bSE>Shienhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6tvimMZRksLive in three hours>Robocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szm6LQlpevQ>Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjbcPzja8NULive in four hours>Mikohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO81Kk6rSIU>Okayuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DErBWIxaN3I>Marinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC19nODiJR8>Noelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cwk3ND8IkM>Lunahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFhhBUcVHLQ>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4l-4lV3tuQ>Roberuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKk_zX7n8HULive in five hours>AZKi Watamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7wQfpXcWg>Fubukihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHohzOq_13Q>Reine coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx-_i0RWwNc>Risu coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euBur-z_lmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE8gTiKBjA8&t=476sGod Rushia's voice is hot here, makes me diamonds
>>7571243I guess they don't want to promote TOO much tourism
>>7571245It's still 3 and a half hours away. Patience, fellow Haaton.
I love Matsuri's retweetshttps://twitter.com/uni_fubuki95/status/1423463796325031942
>>7571255Maybe I should go to bed so I can actually catch some of these
>>7571103GIWTWM
>>7571239>live at 3:27did she delay it or something? Why such a specific time?
>>7571230If a carpenter ant is the size of her last pinky knuckle, less than 5ft
Good luck in your stream Risu. I know you're here
>>7571191fuck no, those movies aren't ever fun to watch in a bad movie way
I often wake up to see this trending recently
>>7570319Shipping cost difference is like $10 but you get it 2 months earlier, so...
>>7571230You're talking about a grown woman who has been mistaken for a child on multiple occasions.
>>7571257All the ads are basically Tokyo, Osaka and Kyoto in my experience. Gifu Prefecture seems really interesting though. Gero was cute how they had a bunch of frog themed stuff and Sekigahara is the place where the Tokugawa Shogunate basically began.
wtf I thought Risu hates Zombie?
>>7571284>ever*even
>>7570392Reminder that this hamster gets its ass sniffed by Noel daily.
>>7571253https://twitter.com/markchen565/status/1417433198124888067?s=20
Casual watcher here. Any big events this week? I only watch streams that have minimum 100,000 viewers by the way.
>>7571155https://youtu.be/MIGgkZQyUFYSomewhere here, it's the 500 hong kong dollar SC, but I don't remember when she reads itit's pretty obvious to catch when watching though, listen for her mood to nosedive
Amazing design
>>7571305Towa's birthday this Sunday
I love Risu like you wouldn't believe
>>7571226No I'm talking about what you're talking aboutRushia's ability to recognize and stalk her gachikoi or even regular fans is uncanny
>>7571124Lamy mascot is alcohol?
>>7570973>Mori on re:View with Mike where she's forced to defend Boondock Saints from his critiquesHow does she manage
>>7570676Well there's already precedence
I want to turn up the volume to hear Risu better, but I know Ollie will blow out my ears if I do
>>7571313Roberu, you bad thumbnail throne...
>>7571146You fags will never know about that drunk stream she did after a friend's wedding.
Shhh the Deadbeats are sleeping.
Risu is such a loveable fucking squirrel I just wanna catch her but she doesn't stop moving YOU FUCK STAY STILL LET ME CATCH YOU, YOU FUCKING SQUIRREL
i don't think ollie can beat risu at pooping
>>7571324Not really. This was a special case cause Coco was leaving.Once the servers are linked then maybe, but otherwise I doubt they'll be invited.
RISUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT TO FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7571337Based
I miss Kiara too muchRecommend me VODs to ease my pain
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1423563259504824323?s=20
>>7571337Risu posted this
>>7571343watch the lord of the rings with her
THIS IS PEAK CONTENT BTW
>>7571346t. reerrat
>>7571230She doesn't talk about having a giant head for nothing.
>>7571345thats a fat cat
Why is zombie and tree rrat are popping my balls?
pop pop pop pop
*ᵖᵒᵖ*
>>7571239its not weird I'm getting a boner from this right
Roberu is about to get some biker chick pussy
What am I watching?
>>7571357because that's what you paid for
I'm going to fap with this in the background.
>>7571362
>>7571239They gonna pop n lock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iknYl5Qm91U
>>7571348Incredible background noise. I can already tell I'm going to listen to this more than once.
Do you think Rushia remembers that one anon who donated $3000 to her?
>your oshi>are they poppin yet?
this is perfect background noise as i get some work done...
>>7571367imagine the smell...
Ollie is gonna lose...
DEADBEATS SLEEPING NOW, GRAB A BED AND SHOW THEM HOW.
>surely the thread is joking and they aren't just making pop noises-
OLLIE IS MOGGING RISU
>>7571390tight leather pants after riding all day...
Risu leechxind of Ollie treerratag dehiresbxk desuyi
You ARE popping with them, right?
RISU IM GOING TO FUCKING POP A NUT ON YOU
I CAN'T TELL WHO IS POPPING WHO
Risu's popping face is so fucking sexual holy fuck.
>>7571384No.
Is Ollie cheating by bouncing her hand off her mouth?
>>7571367Is that an animare girl or other company/indie?
make it stop...
I WANT TO POP RISUS CHERRY
Wtf are these indogs doing?
>>7571420that goes the other way around anon
You get to have your way with the plump cat of overeating on onigiris for one whole night, but the next day, this happens to you.Worth it?
This is a very good stream
>>7571415just a character in the game he's playing. He's currently on break from animare's rape relay after the boys won the Fall Guys vtuber tourney
>>7571379>*Casts a spell to make them pop lock and drop it*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5c3Qtcr_w
Is this autism?
>>7571421Art
pop
>>7571410Yeah, probably not. I wonder which holo if any would, probably the broke ones
>2600 and rising>to watch a zoombie and a squirrel doing noices
>>7571255>Ollie RisuNow this is Podracing!
I'm now imagining Risu and Ollie taking turns sucking my dick.
>>7571191I find it ironic that the collection of the biggest numbers in vtuber industry is fallen in love with the biggest anti number in the world.
I bet Ollie fucks like a fighter jet
i'm getting aroused looking at risu popping
>>7571452BROS... Open this nachopop while watching the Ollie / Risu stream
>>7571239Is this. Is this the entire fucking stream?
>>7571454There are anons getting off to this heckin wholesome popping contest, I can't believe this
>>7571215>>7571330>>7571393Okay I get it, I'll go to bed. Just tell me who wins the popping contest then
fucking kino content
>>7571462opposites attract?
【Roberu news】Roberu is flustered by the appearance of a new character
>>7571452Nacho is getting mogged harder than she's ever been mogged before or ever will in the future.
>>7571473Well not quite, since Gura's attitude is pretty anti-numbers too.
>>7571468DO YOU RIKE IT?
>>7571452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQpat3qA4MM
It's no rubber duck squeaking but this is nice
surely they wont keep this up?
>>7571478she called him oniisan, how can he resist?
>>7571468Is this your first Risu shitpost stream?
>>7571255>azki and watameOH FUCK
>3k people now watching this
>>7571452Thank you...I need this now
>The most kino and loved content by IDs is a stream where they don't speak and just make popping noisesAnd i' ma sucker for it. I'm loving it.
WOOOAAHH WHO WAS THATits getting intense
I guess I'll try jerking off to this
Risu is going on an overdrive!
>>7571321Fair enough, and the fact that I have to take a guess at which incident you're talking about despite you being that specific is another level of hilarity.
what is this autism what the fuck did i wake up to
Thank you Ollie and Risu for popping the remaining cells of my brain
>>7571495No I just HATE IT.
If only Ollie had a normal l2d, I bet her zoomers mouth can do wonders, stupid ass teenager pussy bitch
I've listened/watched too many stranger streams before
>>7571500Well, meme content usually gets the most views, it's not too surprising
Risu side glances is making me hard
>>7571492sadly, the language is a bit too complex for me to really get more than a fraction of what they're describing
Goddamn Risu and Ollie are just getting items in Stardew Valley nonstop wtf did they do to automate the game this hard
https://twitter.com/ChillasArt/status/1423546177136435200LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1423565196983930882
why though?
Risu is gonna lose
WOAHH THAT WAS A BIG ONE!
>>7571531Yeah, same. He also reads pretty fast. Still, I try my darnest to follow and the views are good enough.
>>7571536
cmon risu, this is a marathon, not a sprint
>>7571536it's a survival horror this time and not a walking simulator but who knows it might just end up still being a kusoge
>Do stoopid things gain more views than normal streamsWhy are poeple like this?
Someone should draw dicks in their mouths
>>7571536BASED can't wait to play this.
>Im so coomer minded kinda sounds like they are clapping their ass cheeks
>>7571559xD
>>7571536Reminder, Ame started the whole thing.
>>7571536>The Night Way Home is not a walking simulator.You can't fool me chillas
Toot that thang up mami make it rollOnce you pop pop lock it for me girl get lowIf your mama gave it to you baby girl let it showOnce you pop lock drop it for me maybe we can roll (oh)
I started popping along.
I am going to cum in the zoombie
my money on Risu
So, how are they scoring this?
>>7571564I don't see the joke
ENTER OGA
Shit like this, the rubber duck stream, Kiara sprinting for an oreo shake, literally anything Nene or Haachama do, Roberu's cicada grand prix, etc. is the kind of retarded kino that keeps me from burning out when it comes to Hololive and keeps me watching
Is there any reason as to why I should be horny for hags?
>>7571537My wife!
>Go on.>Sniff them.
>>7571564
>>7571576I think its whoever goes the longest without making a sound that isn't popping such as speaking
>>7571536Enough
https://twitter.com/rakukin_pr/status/1423554442989813768
I love the aesthetic sense of Japanese shrines and temples, so cool
>>7571587Based nip
Thoughts?
>>7571584none, hags are disgusting
>>7571558Welcome to Youtube.
>>7571576those who cannot pop cherries anymore lose
Ollie is the most creative Holomem, first the pi reading stream and now this.
>>7571609Why do they keep making Gura taller? Fucking stop it. Make her tits as gigantic as you want as long as you don't change that.
This is more pleasant than the recorder stream
>>7571618>I've come to understand that it's a battle for honor
>>7571608are these two retards going to keep popping for the whole hour?
>>7571620While you aren't wrong about Ollie this stream was without a doubt Risu's idea. She has been doing shit like this since debut.
>>7569844Me too!
what the FUCK am I watching
The Dutch granting them independence was a mistake
as expected the squirrel got more stamina
>>7571649Whore
Risu is NGMI...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4Bubba...
>>7571657>>7571649Huh.
>>7571637she thanked Ollie for inviting her at the start of the stream so I think it was Ollie's idea
>>7571608>check the stream>listen to a few pops for 2-3 seconds>close streamBecause Treerat. I haven't seen Treerat in a stream ever since the AmongUs disaster.
What's the end goal? How can you lose this contest?
>>7571380Based sheep
>>7571584Sexually experienced as opposed to a dead weight in bet. More horny than young women. Young women will want you to use a condom, the hag desires your seed inside her womb. More willing to please you. Older women can actually cook.I could probably go on, but i'll let you think of the rest.
>>7571669cope
Didn't notice until now that Tou_ilie linked to the EN prelude vid. Not proof of anything, but wonder if he rigged someone from EN 2 since he not yet rigged anyone in EN.
>>7571672Lips fall off
How big is Risu ass or tits?How tall is she?
who's winning
wtf risu got mogged
>>7571698noone is
>>7571695More than three______________________________________________
>Risu is gonna lose against the zoomer
>>7571695>how tall is she>indonesian girl>tallbro.....
>>7571698We are losing
I-I-I-I'm gonna poooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
>>7571682That made me revisit the metatags for the video, it's more or less just the usual copypasted
bros i just cummed
>>7571588*sniff your pits*
>>7571565Was Ame really the first one to play one his games? I remember she played that shitty grocery store game back in October
>>7571723Yeah same stuff that was on the Irys countdown basically.
>>7571723Va bene filio di putana
>>7571669That was great, the fact that Gura is still a little salty bitch about it is even better.
>>7571730No, that shit was a holo tradition well before EN was even around.
update: ruined my orgasm to shion
>>7571746>Ehhhh? Is that all you got anon? You're such a loser!
>>7571698the fans
popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopo
https://streamable.com/etdr2iJAY WAS INNOCENT
[Good News(?)]Sora found her flute(?) while searching her room and will play it on her stream in a couple of hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYkDgkUMVIAHere's a sample of her skill with this mystery instrumenthttps://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1423512754791411714You'll tune in right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsbYDB4j5IM
>>7571746ruins are the best. So agonizingly frustrating if you do it right. I love it.
Are you popping along with them?
This isn't turning me onThis isn't turning me onThis isn't turning me onThis isn't turning me onTHIS ISN'T TURNING ME ON
Risu baited me into using the company helicopter but here's the report anywayhttps://voca.ro/12cfjX7dnYG5
okay now this is poggers
>>7571746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R2Y-mrxfzU
>>7571742I would even say vtuber tradition at this point.Just like Apex, there's so many of them playing those damn games for some reason.
>>7571791no its poppers
I am so fucking lonely I just wish I was dead. I can't believe I'm already 24 and never even held a girl's hand. I want to die
>>7571565why are teamates like this?
>>7571770>You'll tune in right?S-Sora love!
>>7571777No... im weak...
How the fuck is Ollie getting fat Akas for this? kek
bros... I'm getting bored....
so holos are basically just the modern hetaira right?
>>7571790This is hilarious thank you.
>Risu's side glances, as if to say "you're getting off on this aren't you? disgusting"kino
>>7571790thanks for the report, r. ratman. one day risu will pay for her deceptive ways
>>7571790R.Ratman you sounds like that Circus of Values voice in Bioshock
remember when ame started the meme review tradition with her twitter meme review and then coco stole her idea and made it reddit?
>>7571790TOPKEK Thanks R.ratman
>>7571805Don't worry anon. When you pass over 30 and are still a kiss less virgin like me you kind of stop caring and everything else in life becomes a lot more enjoyable. You are in the most difficult time right now but it will become a lot easier soon enough.
>>7571818She's not wrong.
>>7571805did you lost your hand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbVVuEoJ8aIAmong Us collab with Apex pros in two days. Rikka is there as usualand Astel was also invited
>>7571823yes
My brain cells are dyingand I'm going to somehow blame Mori and Kiara, who have absolutely nothing to do with what Ollie and Risu are currently doing, for this tragedy
>>7571790Bases rratman
ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ
>>7571805If if bothers you that much why are you here? Go enrol in some sports class and start making friends.
I have become one with the pop. All things are pop, and shall end in pop.
>>7571844Truly wonderful, the mind of an egg is.
Deadbeats will defend this stream
>>7571834>Astel was also invitedSeaweed inclining!
>>7571834But... i wanted more Choco, RBC and Seaweed action...
>>7571854i'm too scared to leave my room
>>7571805>never even held a girl's handWhat's the reason for that? Are you too autistic and/or socially inept?Or are you just that repulsive visually?You're still young, so don't worry : it'll get worse.
>>7571790thank you, and ppilot man as well
https://youtu.be/iknYl5Qm91UCome on guraKeep speaking japanese
>>7571790Never trust that stinky squirrel r.ratman. Risu aside, good one my man, hope you're doing good.
>>7571865I haven't watched the VOD yet, how was that stream?
I want to hug Watame from behind and kiss her nape
>>7571867go for a walk, anon. the fresh air will do you good
>>7571860It takes an awwwwfully long chicken to lay an awwwwwfully long egg
>>7571867You're going to have to leave eventually, so why not leave now?
>>7571844So this is how the mythical eggnigger is born... woah...