/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

[Anonymous No.]

DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE
https://youtu.be/TQSikoeVXoE
>NEW ORIGINALS
RxRxR: https://youtu.be/7WXVFl-N6-o
PAKU PAKU SEIBAI: https://youtu.be/zAFA8SCKpXk
Colour MV: https://youtu.be/u9alGJE9ZXA
EIEN MV: https://youtu.be/xGgKKwc-jWg
>NEW COVER
SUKICHUUNO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYAPM5wcQQ
>MIND CRAFT HOLO EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o

>Music
>Zodiac
https://cover.lnk.to/ZODIAC
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nKp29RuXFk2zJTVYw5lLD_S0mCI7pSjqo
>Pandæmonium:
https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0
>Originals:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaF6wFT6Yc49o7ZQY-pTJJeH
>Covers:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ

>Podcast
https://rentry.org/BrewinWBae

>Previous Stream:
Sucker for Love: https://youtu.be/CgP34AVfogg
>Next Stream:
Princess Peach Showtime: https://youtu.be/0Yiy9NNhdZ0
>Free chat/current schedule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI

>Merch (Limited)
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"
Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz
Promise swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Bae's Twitter
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeleBae
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaeBeatz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAE

>Art Tags
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrush
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks

>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Twitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png

Previous:>>75329830

[Anonymous No.]

Frames are up for the outfit reveal and cover song too.
https://youtu.be/i6Cw8m6R_TA
https://youtu.be/oCOGTtxq24k

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>>75460116
I like this Bae, we should use more of these Baes

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Rrat

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Post peaches

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Rrat Love

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Thanks for the bread!

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Thanks for za bread!

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>>75460217
the song is Los Los Los which is why shes been so gungho on practicing it and talking about how hard it is to sing

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>>75461008
I'd buy it since she was specifically avoiding it in past karaokes when I saw a bunch of requests for it despite usually being so eager to sing it

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>>75461008
Honestly that would be perfect

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She's going to play for 8 hours straight to beat the game in one sitting isn't she

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>>75462141
Anon-kun it's 4 am, Bae just finished the game

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Supposedly every playthrough is ~6 hours and this game is literally child tier easy so unless she stops at ~3 hours, yeah welcome to a full playthrough

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I need you guys opinion on this, would you classify this as maid? Because I can just have it saved but do I save it in my maid folder too? It's a weird mix between the kimono and a maid outfit... I have been going insane all day about this, this is very important.

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>>75462368
Miko?

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>>75462368
thats a shrine maiden

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>>75462408
now that you mention it, it does kinda look like miko too

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>>75462448

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>>75462725
>Miko are Japanese shrine maids
Wtf

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>>75462368
idk but bae liked it

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>>75462835
yes, Cherry Blossom Shrine Maiden from hololive gen 0

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if you know this artist, you know
good to know he has based taste in chuubas

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>>75463126
If you know, you know good to know, to know good knows.

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ready for comfy peach hours

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>>75463126 (me)
oops, forgot to link
https://twitter.com/siwasunookina/status/1693088376671637970

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she HATES us

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how long game

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>>75463751
she hates ME specifically

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Sorry, I made a mess of her peach

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>>75463759
6 hours, unironically
its short as hell

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>>75463759

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To the CBT chamber with all pun donators

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It's every everyone...
She HATES US...!
She still loves me tho

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>>75463824
What on earth could add NINE hours of playtime to a 7 hour game

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>>75464039
i hope its bae personally delivering the torture

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>>75464153
It's papa rat using his minecrafting tools

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>>75464064
thats the 100%ing of all the achievements which usually adds rerunning shit and going on collection grinds
you basically play the game twice yeah

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shes waiting for me to have dinner I just sat down so give me a bit

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>>75463824
What does Main+Extra mean?

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there comes a point where the alarm blaming stops and she just admits she's really really tired cause she goes to bed at 5 am

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>>75464064
Apparently a good amount of extra stuff doesn't show up until after you've beaten it.

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>>75464213
I still think about the drill/angle grinder noise sometimes
>>75464289
Main story + extra content I imagine, so stuff like optional side content and missions or whatever

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>>75464064
Mahjong?
Slot car racing?

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I'm only halfway through The Two Towers Bae's waiting for me to finish first
Yes it's the extended edition

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>>75464354
Ah, like a NG+ collectathon, I respect it
>>75464361
I would be astounded but also impressed

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>>75464306
don't forget drinking redbull at 3am as well because you need to rewatch Criminal Minds for the nth time

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>>75464361
>Mahjong
I always wanted to see Bae give it a shot in Yakuza

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She's asleep. Also fuck you I enjoy her suffering through all the puns.

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>>75464485
>rewatch
No need, that show is bloated as is that you will never be able to finish it

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>>75464670
Eventually you realize you're staying up so late because everyone else is asleep during that time and you just hate people.

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>Fell asleep right before a princess game
This is where I, her prince Florian come in.

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>>75464766
i wish i could revert back to that mindset
nowadays i just stay up late because im so busy taking care of my household after work that into the death of the night is the only time i get to talk to my internet friends and actually relax

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>>75464541
Playing Mahjong is mandatory for story progression in Yakuza 4 so you’ll get your wish soon enough

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>>75464541
You're in luck, because Kiwami 2 more or less forces you to at least start a substory that has you play Mahjong.

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>>75465069
No, you can just buy you way past it.

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>>75465069
Just use the free win item they hand you noob

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>>75465069
Chat will just spam she can buy the fake plates from the pawn shop but I can see her actually sitting down and winning a round or 2.

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Just got here, qrd?

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Damn shes asleep asleep

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>>75465501
Rat sleeping

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>>75465501
bae naked dogeza

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>>75465501
We're gonna get a excuse spewing rrat once she wakes up and starts reading all the puns.

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She needs someone to wake her up when she's late like AneRyS does for IRyS.

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>>75465908
Yeah, me.

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Bae should play the new My Little Pony game coming out this month in co-op mode with Gura the brony. Would keep the girly children's games theme going for May.

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>>75465908
I'm sure her manager is calling her, but honestly it's funnier if she doesn't show up because the apologies and "I don't wanna talk about it"s are gonna be great.

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>>75465501
Bae is playing Peach Showtime in her dreams

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>tfw I'll never marry bae
>tfw we'll never oversleep together
>tfw I'll never wake up 15 minutes after the alarm, see it's late and wake her up
>tfw I'll never make her breakfast while she gets ready to stream in a rush
>tfw I'll never be able to see bae smile as I bring her coffee just like she likes it

it's so fucking over this thought process destroys me a bit everyday

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>>75465908
Just make that Mori's new job.
>Oh great and powerful daisenpai of EN, wake me up if I'm not streaming by 10 am. Thankies bu-bye sabada hooooroooooo.

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well wissas karaoke is fun

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>>75466122
Mori is currently recuperating after her surgery so it wouldn't have worked today anyway lmao

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>>75466110
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF BRRATLING

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>>75466122
Sorry she's busy getting her robo leg installed.

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>>75466122
Cyalli has decided to become a cyborg so she could never sleep and work 24/7 so she's out of comission

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Nerissa should call her and start singing Chop Suey.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a good time to catch up to Bae in Sekiro for that dude who hadn't played it yet
Also for me to finally beat the Gauntlet of Strengths

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>>75466407
WAKE UP
GRAB BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP

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>>75466267
the other day in the bus I started to fantasize about living with bae and how our days would go, I would still be working on the same I am and she would still be streaming and I kept thinking about random situations that would happen and I actually teared up a bit and when I came back to reality I was 3 stops over my stop and I already was late, I'm a bit of a mess

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Damn bae is just like my friend, unhealthy obsession with jerking off to Peach

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>>75466470
Was the bratling always this pathetic?

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>>75466619
She playin' Mean Bean Flick Machine as we speak.

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>>75466646
im not him but i have the same thoughts sometimes.. it'd be nice to not work from home while alone..

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>>75466619
NGL there was that period when Bowsette was popular...

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>>75466742
>bowsette

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>>75466815
It doesn't look like that pink dog is consenting

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>>75466742
>>75466815
Gender transformation is still far better than futa shit.

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>>75466815
I fear for Mococo sometimes..

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>>75466912
well it depends how it's done, there are some that are troon shit but theres this one doujin about a guy in a fantasy setting that gets his class changed to a succubus and I really like that one, but then you have troon cope shit and those suck

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>genderbender brings out pol tourists
i hate newfags so much

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>>75467236
Would

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>>75467236
Me on her left bum cheek

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5 minutes

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>>75467305
>>75467355

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Y'all good?

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>>75466619

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>>75467236
Me in the top

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Well until we hear from Bae, I'm just gonna sit here and think about how much I love Promise' armpits.
Care to join me?

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Bae cant get to the stream because she mashed roundstart and now is currently down one character, sogenmu is activated, jam session is keeping her in the air, rapid slash covers her landing and now im the air with buster charge
Are you blocking high, low, teching the grab or blocking opposite side Bae? I also have Xfactor

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>>75467595
Well I'm writing a Trench Crusade list but I can think about armpits too.

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>>75467595
Explain to me why the armpit

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i came home after fully making my peace that i missed one hour of bae and now i realized im actually the protagonist of the universe and thus the stream couldnt start without me

my bad guys

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>>75467917
Its gonna be another hour for that

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>>75467996
that's fine, i had a cheesecake and i need some tea now

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>>75467678
>Xfactor
YO YOU DEALIN WITH THE X-FACTOR

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>>75466619
I mean...

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>>75467917
I can’t believe you did this to us…

[Anonymous No.]

Where Bae?

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>>75468123
Whoops sorry, you seem to have pressed a button as i pressed SHSH.

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Waiting for Hakos Baelz Ch. hololive-EN

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im a flamming faggot for bae, why do the girls near me arent as hot as her

[Anonymous No.]

It's ok the battle for Helm's Deep just ended so she shouldn't be much longer

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Well uhh... she definitely is not full clearing this shit now

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isnt princess peach kind of cursed? this is the third time something has happened when she attempts to stream this game

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Someone gifted her a magic wand (that she didn previously own) and is now paying the consequences of experimenting with it all night

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>>75468832
I was thinking that she announced streaming this game a while back, I thought I had missed it and hadn't gotten to the VOD yet.

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What episode in persona does bae get to the scene with ryuji "sacrificing" himself? Trying to find it.

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>>75468832
Yeah pretty much lol

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>>75469048
I refuse to believe she has ever touched herself. She probably has no idea how.

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Bae's soul is weighted down by gravity and she can no longer live in space

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Speaking of records, setting aside time, which Hololive has been late the most?

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>>75469215
Anon she plays otome games

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>>75469096
Around here
https://youtu.be/OGFAvzbc0k0?t=28497

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>>75469302
You mean amount of times? Thats a really hard metric, but in EN it's probably Mumei

If you mean length, it's Kanata, then Shion/Marine offcollab

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>>75469337
And? You've seen how allergic she is to anything sexual.

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>he isn't even subbed

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>>75469302
EN? Mumei has the record for delays easily
JP has like Choco

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>>75469358
Thanks

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I'm starting to get worried... It's been too long....

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>>75469372
>You've seen how allergic she is to anything sexual.
Brat?

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>>75469456
>Went to bed at 6 am myb ad

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>>75469215
https://youtu.be/65qIhvkE92g?t=12515
Yes she does.

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>>75466742
>Frustration over Peach not putting out led to the biggest sex meme of the year
One day we the audience will meme status quo to change.

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>>75469598
i got $5 shes gone into a magic wand shop with other holos in Japan

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>>75469458
Yeah see this is what I mean. She approaches sexual things like a 7 year old. Lots of giggling, lots of "ewwwwwww". You don't do that once you have any experience with anything.

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>>75469442(me)
Also I fucking hate how this scene ends.

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>>75469456
Don't worry about it too much, it's likely another alarm hort situation

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>>75469302
Mumei and Bae are the definitely the 2 that have delayed the most EN side.
Not sure about JP and ID though.

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>>75469690
The “dude gets beat up by chicks” trope is definitely overplayed by this long

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>>75469363
>>75469398
>>75469778
Sorry I should have been more clear. I don't think 5-15 minute delays count, especially if she's at the computer.

I'm talking about who has the most "I overslept/forgot" episodes?

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>>75469778
I’m actually not 100%, Ame delays a bunch too

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>>75469820
It completely ruins his moment and puts a smear on his entire arc. I wish royal had redone that scene at the very least.

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>>75469901
I mean, Mumei's delay are not usually just 10-15 minutes lmao
But from straight oversleeping, it's probably Bae then yeah

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>>75469957(me)
I could maybe forgive it if they didn't leave him lying in the street like a sick dog.

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>>75469901
bae is the EN leader in oversleeping
mumei is the leader in "aw fuck sorry 5-30 minutes:"

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>>75469901
Bae by far then, it probably averages close to oversleeping once a month, more depending on how strict your criteria for oversleeping is.

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>>75470031
>>75470110
One factor is probably Bae's morning stream times right? Most of the girls stream in the night for them
And also her terrible sleep schedule lmao

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I wonder if she gets in trouble at all.

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>>75469901
not those anon but mumei had like an hour and half to two hours of delays for several reason, including a nap, lack of preparation and setup and meetings. There was one karaoke that was delayed for an hour and then was completelly cancelled because management didnt allowed her to stream so close to a minecraft event

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I wonder if this is related at all to what she was doing yesterday

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>>75470185
lol no
if anything, the silver lining is she is getting sleep, something she actually struggles to get a lot of

if this was a #ad stream yeah then its a bad look

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>>75469988
>>75470031
>>75470195
I'm a hooman, I am well aware of Mumei being silly. I still consider "I'm awake but I gotta fix stuff, and I'm here in chat" to be different.

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>>75469820
>>75469957
It seriously baffles me how the p5 cast is so beloved. Like, i fucking hate akechi and i think his entire role in the story is so fucking cringe but he's also the only character worth something in the phantom thieves
>ryuji and yosuke are eternal comedy reliefs. They get SOME depth but its under tons of HAHA WE ARE DUMB hours
>Ann is a non character in her social links and barely gets anything that isnt BOOBIES in the game
>Makoto has some depth but they squash her personality to be the straight man
>Futaba is just a walking reference machine that peaks in her introduction and just turns into a mascot
>Haru gets completely ignored by the game unless you do her social links...and they barely do justice to her
>morgana is morgana

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>>75470204
Yeah, me

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>>75470267
Yeah but the original question was “who’s late the most”, which is Mumei, if it’s oversleeping, then it’s Bae

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>>75470374
I know, I fucked up the question.

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If this keeps up she will be evicted from the new shed and be forced to share a room with Tutu and Ghostcat as punishment.

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She definitely didnt finish her holo homework and was up like till 5 am or some shit
I have in my thoughts hoping something scary did not happen back at home with Papa Rats health that kept her up all night

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>>75470185
what's there to get in trouble? marine, suisei and even pekora or Korone also oversleep and/or fuck up times.
See...Cover is a smart company because they go "oh they fucked up? yeah lets capitalize on the funny moment" rather than punish the talent for something extremely minor.

I know we clown on it because japanese fax company haha, but they got the top dog status by thinking outside of that japanese mentality

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>>75470185
I would say no for the simple fact that management knows how her schedule revolves around doing work and projects and even things like going to dance practices that aren't at the studio itself for a specific performance are still about work, so a stream here or there isn't the end of the world.

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shes also in year 3 of her career, these fuck ups happen, no one cares and everyone moves on haha my bad life happened

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>>75470185
There are members who have been here far longer oversleeping as often if not more, I don't think staff particularly mind

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>>75470644
Who?

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choco sensei does it way way way more often, and has historically too

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>>75470315
Yeah, SEES and Investigation Team are far more compelling as characters.
What astounds me is nobody on the writing team remembered Ryuji is an abuse victim while his friends beat him up for no good reason.

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>>75469456
Slipped and fell into the tub alone in the jp shed...

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>>75470800
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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>>75470680
Choco-sensei needs her beauty sleep/hibernation

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>>75470800

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>>75470680
I genuinely think she has a sleep disorder, sleeping for like 2 days isn't right
>>75470667
Choco is the biggest example
Shion does it every now and then too

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bae is late.. mio is late... it might be over....

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>>75470988
Why did mioposter do this?

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>>75470988
Wasn't Miosha sick?

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>>75470746
That and how they had Anne as a sexual assault victim and then immediately went “oh yeah let’s get her to strip naked for Yusuke against her will”

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>>75471058
uh no the other mio, bae's third girlfriend

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>>75470988
>Bae HATES brats
>Mio HATES beerpals
They are? We are?

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stupid but, times like these remind me of all the instances of my dad saying he'd show up to visit for the day and hang out. I'd be ready and sit out on the porch and wait.

Hours would go by, it'd get dark, and he'd never show up. I hate the fact that those stupid memories come back to me in times like these. They have no bearing on the present moment, but they're impossible to ignore.

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Bae HATES Princess Peach

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>>75471067
Mio-mama is finally dying from age...

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i got up for work late 40 minutes today so i get it
thankfully my boss was in a meeting 9-10 so i just hopped on and acted like nothing happened

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>>75471094
>>75470988
her el gato is dying (miori)

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>>75471097
Jesus christ, brats are reliving childhood traumas here

[Anonymous No.]

i am bae

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>>75471296
PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME PLASE ONE CHANCE I BEG OF YOU IM NICE PLESAE

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>>75471296
No you arent this isnt /become/ WAKE UP

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>>75471105
I hate Peach too, let's play the Daisy game instead!

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I am Bae's magic wand

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i see...hakotan was always at my side...all i have to do is kill all my fellow brats and she will show me the way

[Anonymous No.]

It's all going according to plan.

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>>75471444
hehe vibe wand

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>>75471478
May chaos take the world brother

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>>75471478
As if you could kill me, I'll have you know I've participated in several coups in the food pantry in my many years...

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna feel really fucking bad if like a family emergency occurred

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>>75471865
If she were awake at all she would've said something even if it were an emergency

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>>75471405
The flash game?

[Anonymous No.]

Bae

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>>75471903
100% this. She wouldn't let everyone worry.

[Anonymous No.]

i can be your bae for tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Bae will NEVER escape the infinite tsukuyomi

[Anonymous No.]

Bae should play Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom

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>>75469394
The buzzard.

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>>75471909
The one that's gonna be on the next Nintendo console as a launch title
Trust me, my uncle works at Nintendo

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>>75471984
One of these days you're going to will it into existence

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>>75471984
MEET N HUH?!

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>>75471984
The early ones where the game dev stole all the assets were fun, after he had to draw his own art instead of just stealing them from VNs they became awful

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching Choco-sensei cook while waiting for IRyS to finally let Bae leave her sex dungeon.

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>>75472215
>rat wife isnt on the telly
>gay wife isnt on the telly
>oreo wife isnt on the telly
>dumb dog isnt on the telly
>Kaela's wife isnt on the telly
i truly suffer the most

[Anonymous No.]

Has Bae ever said anything about playing Undertale? Turns out i've enjoyed it through Mumei's playthrough a lot and think she'd love all the boss fights i've seen so far. Also the mouse hole running gag.

[Anonymous No.]

in the future bae sleep so much they made AI to replace her...
"You look lonely boom boom lol"
"I can help with that XD"

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TELLY

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>>75472356
Punished Omni-brrat: A Man Denied By His Homeland.

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>>75472569
fuk

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>>75472536
Bae unironically gaslit herself into thinking Undertale is too hard for her because she saw other girls doing multi hour sans runs so she doesn't wanna play it
Last time she mentioned it she got corrected but she hasn't really mentioned it since

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>>75472536
She mentioned it once but back then she thought it was a super long game.
She might be more willing to give it a try since she's a lot more confident with streaming longer.

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>>75471984
She should play the Avatar one.

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>>75472356
But Kaela's wife is streaming right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75472834
I'll see the Clock after Choco finishes me off.

[Anonymous No.]

1 cyalli = 5 minutes
1 ayame = 7 minutes
1 okayu = 8 minutes
1 oversleeprys = 9 mninutes
1 akirose = 15
1 wamy = 18
1 suisei = 27
1 gooba = 33
1 koone = 40
1 rab u onyon = 44 min 30 secs
1 iroha = 48 minutes
1 sleepbaru= 50
1 reine = 54
1 polu = 1 hr exactly
1 danchou = 90 minutes
1 wawa = 1 hr 48
1 aqua shion = 1 hr 57
1 shion = 2 hrs
1 coco kaichou = 2 hr 4 kmin
1 ollie = 2 hr 9
1 sleepy tako = 2 hr 14
1 roboco mode off = 2 hr 17
<---- You are here
1 luna = 2 hr 27
1 miosha = 2 hr 35
1 bae = 2 hr 43 <---- bae's personal best
1 matuli= 3 hr 35
1 baba combo (shion marine offpako) = 4 hours
1 mikocih = 4 hr 11
1 AsaKoyo = 4hr 27
1 choco hibernation = 4 hr 34
1 moona = 4 hrs 55
1 kanatanap (world record) = 5 hours 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>75472598
YAGOOOOO WHY GIVE ME THREE WIVES AND THREE CUTE DUMBASSES IF NONE OF THEM WILL SHOW UP RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsolo fuwawa isnt my cup of tea.mogojan...ganbare...
>>75472834
focus on the stream kronkler

[Anonymous No.]

>>75472931
didnt bae forgor that minecraft stream for like 2 days?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey brats, I'll stream in a bit. I'm just pretending to be asleep so I can snag that 163 min. record.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473011
thats a chart of oversleeping not a "oh fuck i forgot i even scheduled this"

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473011
Personally I don't count that one because she was awake and working and didn't even put up a room

[Anonymous No.]

>>75472931
Fubuki wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473011
Yeah, but that one she didn't even make a frame for it and did a bunch of off-stream work instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Biboo, your sister is still asleep. Wake her ass up.

[Anonymous No.]

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/DDOLBANG11/status/1788770893302464593

[Anonymous No.]

IN TIMES OF TURMOIL
IN TIMES LIKE THESE

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473288
kek

[Anonymous No.]

It's so over for Bae's dignity

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473422
doubt she cares, she'll just wake up for sekiro tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473477
Taipai is tomorrow though...

[Anonymous No.]

+10 SHES HERE

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god she can explain

[Anonymous No.]

>Ichi shiki!
>Ni shiki!
>San shiki!
>Yon shiki!
>Go shiki!
>Roku shiki!
>Nana shiki!
>Hachi shik


I AM STRENGTH
I AM POWER
I AM EVERYTHING
MY VERY BEING IS THE SWORD OF GOD THAT WILL DESTROY ALL
I AM TAKEHAYA SUSANO'O
THE END HAS COME

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She's changed the stream title and thumbnail lol

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I guess we're getting a zatsu instead?

[Anonymous No.]

The three tenants of SleepyBae
"I can explain"
"I'm soooooooooooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy"
"I don't wanna talk about it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473614
Fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

Clearly she consulted the elder gods

okay fine i just wanted to fit in...sorry...i wont do it again... i swear but i just had one shitty day and i kung laogh/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>i can explain
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473731
This is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473731
goddammit I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473731
bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473731
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

What if she falls back asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75473288

[Anonymous No.]

Is the clock still rolling?

[Anonymous No.]

1 MINUTE
ITS OVER, SHE HATES US

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474098
... yes!

[Anonymous No.]

she loves us!

[Anonymous No.]

DOGEZA

[Anonymous No.]

NAKED DOGEZA

[Anonymous No.]

Why are her clothes still on?

[Anonymous No.]

Need more camera angles

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHirl7QRers

[Anonymous No.]

Shame!

[Anonymous No.]

do you accept her apology /rrat/?

[Anonymous No.]

>forgot to set an alarm
of course

[Anonymous No.]

SHAME
I like how her tail moves

[Anonymous No.]

>Dogeza
yes
>It's not naked
/vt/ has probably ruined some aspects of myself more than i'd like to admit

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck i just blew on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>penis music
all is forgiven

[Anonymous No.]

shes such a fucking dork kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bae paying us back by flashing her armpits at us.
Kinda based.
Dogeza accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

T-pose rat with penis music does a number on my brain

[Anonymous No.]

Girlfailure bae...sopping wet cat...

[Anonymous No.]

she needs to take off her clothes and position the camera behind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474580
What the is penis music

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474703
it's what this BGM is

[Anonymous No.]

I forgive you Bae if you let me impregnate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474703
what we call this BGM

[Anonymous No.]

is Bae a silly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474703
is the music that makes the peenus weenus

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474744
Just a little

[Anonymous No.]

Bae can hire me to ravish her every time she sleeps in

[Anonymous No.]

She's gonna drop schedules next week anyways

[Anonymous No.]

is she getting a bit emotional

[Anonymous No.]

Bae might fix her health and sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474720
>>75474733
Lol I can't unhear the bgm no. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474854
dyrbi?

[Anonymous No.]

Bae should show us her butt as punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474895
Might!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey wait, this isn't a dogeza, it's just her sitting pose at an angle
We've been robbed

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmmmmmmm 12 am doesnt exist... its midnight not 12 am...
Shes obfuscating the truth...

[Anonymous No.]

Brats, is your oshi ogey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474946
hoeh?

[Anonymous No.]

Also she mentioned why she didn't end up doing Sekiro, was going to be a shorter stream anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474921
hakotan butthole!

[Anonymous No.]

Bae should give me a apology blowie and I definitely will scream during climax that I was actually enjoying myself watching a FFXIV stream the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474965
Just let her get this off her big chest, she'll be fine...

[Anonymous No.]

this is... kinda doing it for me

[Anonymous No.]

Time for her to die from puns.

[Anonymous No.]

If she does not hold up her end of the bargain she shall be sentenced to death by Cheebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475082
FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Wait how long did she sleep in for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475037
Her big, cheese-filled chest

[Anonymous No.]

I'm healed by her incredible guilt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475156
A bit over 2 and a half hours I think

[Anonymous No.]

Her forced laughing is... its making me....

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what's happening anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475200
That's nothing compared to some other Holos...

[Anonymous No.]

The pause before that last laugh actually got me good kek

[Anonymous No.]

way more entertaining than this peach game

[Anonymous No.]

ah.. I missed her so much
chu chu chu chu mwah mwah mwah mwah I kiss my rat I love my rat chu chu mwah mwah

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475196
She shall die for our rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475273
Bae is being a dork.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae ryona...

[Anonymous No.]

This voice kinda turns me on what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

is it bad that im kinda bricked up

[Anonymous No.]

Shion somewhere just let out a sigh of relief she's still the bratty queen of delayed streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>75474744
No, she was FUCKING GOOFY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Kek this ended up becoming a more entertaining stream than the original plan

[Anonymous No.]

BOGAN SIRI MY BELOVED

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475417
Is Shion ever coming back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475404
>>75475406
degenerates, the lot of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475502
Suffering from mental problems from being young and famous, she's soft retired unironically

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is peak hololive brain rot. Anime girl babbling over psychosis inducing bgm.

I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475502
I wish she would, I miss that brrat...

[Anonymous No.]

Guess I was blessed for no QRD's today

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475502
Doubt it didn't she said she was burned out entirely from streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475196
I've seen this somewhere before...

[Anonymous No.]

12 inches.
Rubber dong.
QVC.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae's 12-inch futa cock

[Anonymous No.]

brrats what is happening here

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475736
PENIS MUSIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475196
>>75475724
It reminds me of that crucified Bae post that shows up in /who/ kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475729
>>75475733
>>75475736

[Anonymous No.]

>>75475736
Overslept nearly 3 hours and she performing a dozega as an apology

[Anonymous No.]

BAE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75469372

[Anonymous No.]

10K people showed up to Bae's apology lmao

[Anonymous No.]

This was made an HOUR ago kek

[Anonymous No.]

okay these buggers got creative kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75471984
Meet and HUH?

[Anonymous No.]

>Tail wagging nonstop
Is our girl a masochist?

[Anonymous No.]

I knew things before this music

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad it happened here too and not on the outfit reveal or something kek
This was the best stream it could have happened to honestly

[Anonymous No.]

...What the hell just triggered her?

[Anonymous No.]

what that JP SC said?

[Anonymous No.]

her community punished her with 288 members and almost 300k yen

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476181

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna be honest I'm really tired of the jdon joke

[Anonymous No.]

What is she doing? This is triggering me into a rage I can't explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476199
... that's it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476199
kek, based

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476210
People just repeating Jdon my soul in any context was tiresome but jdon my snore was funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476242
bae likes her japanese fans a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476199
I am sleeping vicariously, through Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476264
Counterpoint no it wasnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476193
>she gets money
>i get my girl humilliation fetish
truly the stream of all time

[Anonymous No.]

>her tail is quivering with apologetic energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476365
her ass wants to be punished

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476193
https://youtu.be/JLVmybhXqtU?t=338

[Anonymous No.]

brrats... your oshi... correction is needed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476475
Correction is in progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476475
Hug correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476475
Aye.
In true dogeza fashion, we'll take turns. All 890,000+ of us

[Anonymous No.]

>please use that sword and put me in my place
MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

Wow she is BEGGING for correction. This is gonna make a lot of soundposts...

[Anonymous No.]

did she literally just consent to correction

[Anonymous No.]

My cock worship fetish is paying in dividends!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why she decided to grace me with a dogeza stream, but that's genius content and makes my penis happy

[Anonymous No.]

this is the stream of the year

[Anonymous No.]

POCKET CIRCUIT FIGHTER MY BELOVED

[Anonymous No.]

KINOKINOKINOKINOKINO

[Anonymous No.]

NOO BAE MY EARS CAN'T HANDLE THIS KINO

[Anonymous No.]

lmfao Bae

[Anonymous No.]

Stream of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fucking kino almighty

[Anonymous No.]

lol Bae knocked it out of the park

[Anonymous No.]

Dane Da Ne but Dame Da Ne guy is going through ptsd seeing his brother blow himself up over money after stabbing a random motherfucka

[Anonymous No.]

Brats, your oshi is a dork. I'm happy for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for going even lower on me Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476953
She's a mess of the highest calibur

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she sad?

[Anonymous No.]

Brats, you have a good oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477126
thingken of punctuality

[Anonymous No.]

>rock bottom mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477185

[Anonymous No.]

Kek Bae
Shilltaro my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

Now this is what you call a shameless plug

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477427
THIS is a shameless plug

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477501
It's clearly coming from her back

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the apology

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the new fetishes, Bae!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477628
I'm going to penetrate Bae with my sword/10
Dame Dane/10
JDON my snore/10

[Anonymous No.]

Bae should have monthly humiliation streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477628
I uh, think I’ve had an awakening/10
Hope she gets some proper sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477681
I could get down with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477628
It was too short! I waited so long! and this was barely half the time we waited! I miss her so much!

[Anonymous No.]

If she REALLY wanted to repent for this she should show us her entire Off With Their Heads cover.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477681
i hope it becomes a trend and activates some neurons in bottom chuubas to make covert horny content

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477777
and then make a proper length version of Eien and then go slap Suisei on the pussy until she releases a proper length version of Babidiba.

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

cinema

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477628
I don't have a humiliation fetish, I just wanted to pick her up and tell her to her face that everything's okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477796
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477941
Holy shit youtube dunked on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477628
BAE WILL NEVER EN- oh she's gone.../10
Peach will NEVER be played/10
At least it was nothing too serious other than her terrible sleep schedule and forgetting to set an alarm.
I do genuinely hope she tries to stick to a sleep schedule this time, every time she said she'll work on her sleep she never does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477628
What do you call it when you want to simultaneously correct and headpat someone?/10
Really fun bit executed well, I enjoyed the turnout a lot. Submissive Bae is hot

[Anonymous No.]

i get to go to bed early, bae gets drowned in money, and im thoroughly entertained

[Anonymous No.]

That ending was quite something kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75478059
Submissive Bae is just Bae

[Anonymous No.]

>>75478153
Bae screaming into the void is a mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477628
Most entertaining SC reading of my life/10
Excellent fetish fuel/10
I love this bumbling dork so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75477628
Short and sweet, just like Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75476850

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on file cooldown
>>75478332
>>75478459

[Anonymous No.]

this girl failed at her job technically and i forgave her and even gave her money for it
id be a horrible life partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>75478538
Technically her job is to be an entertainer, and I was thoroughly entertained

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75478690
Bae what the fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1788793701948666035
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1788793701948666035

[Anonymous No.]

>>75478518
do you have the im gonna kill myself from the sekiro stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75478694
Fast as FUCK