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75436343 No.75436343 [Reply] [Original]

Statistically at some point soon a Holo is going to die and cover will have to explain that to their fans.

>> No.75436817

>>75436343
If they die they die. I'll just follow biboo as an indy on her rm and finally watch that kino bloodborne stream she's been wanting to do but can't do to Sony being cunts niji bootlickers.

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>>75436817
What if biboo dies.

>> No.75437152

>>75436343
Statistically speaking, Cover is not the company with the most talents. Statistically speaking, this makes a death in Cover less likely than a Death in a certain other company.

>> No.75437227

>>75436912
Then I'll follow her into the grave so I can watch her stream in the afterlife. No perms needed.

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>>75437152
But we're not taking about other, worse companies. Stay on topic dramafag

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>>75437152
>I am dead but full of spirit

>> No.75438265
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>>75436343
>Statistically at some point soon a Holo is going to die and cover will have to explain that to their fans.

>> No.75438357
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75438357

Statistically there is at least one unironic lesbian in hololive

>> No.75438369

>>75436343
>he doesn't know

>> No.75438382

Statistically speaking, your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

>> No.75438383

>>75436343
Do you know how many people are livestreaming every day across both YouTube and Twitch? Yet not a single person has ever died live. It is a statistical impossibility. The reason it has never happened and never will happen, is because They control the narrative. You will only ever see what They want you to see.

>> No.75438421

>>75438357
Lesbi not real

>> No.75438430

>>75438357
>at least one

>> No.75438468

Sisters are disgusting. I hope vox hangs and kills himself for being a bully and a pedophile.

>> No.75438709

>>75438382
Fuck you

>> No.75438828

>>75438382
God I hope so that way I can get the house and my inheritance.

>> No.75439088

>>75436343
Forget explaining, I think the bigger issue is how her genmates would ever recover.

>> No.75439764

>>75436343
What happened with Nijisanji this time?

>> No.75440315

>>75438382
My mom died 3 years ago of (((covid))). That shit don't fly with me.

>> No.75440375

>>75436343
It'll be a paid 3D liveshow (prerecorded) sponsored funeral event where the talents are all on stage as the MMD model is put in a casket and lowered while everyone dances to the most viral song at the moment

>> No.75440637

I will anti Mori even harder

>> No.75440709

>>75438382
Statistically speaking, you're going to die in your sleep when God smites you down for spreading curses.

>> No.75440881

>>75438382
Statistically speaking, you and OP are a massive faggots

>> No.75441080

>>75438382
Fuck you

>> No.75441118
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>> No.75441655

>>75438382
die

>> No.75444308

>>75436343

>> No.75445396

>>75436343
Why? Death is natural. Also, I bet everyone in here is older than their oshis.

>> No.75445449

>>75438382
Jannies, clean this up.

>> No.75445555

>>75438382
.

>> No.75445740

>>75438382
fuck you

>> No.75445868

>>75436343
>'luna rode her sick-ass Harley at 200 miles an hour'
>'and she'd do it again'
I'd support it

>> No.75445869

>>75441118
BAU BAU

>> No.75446770

>>75436343
>he still thinks sana quit and didnt fucking die

>> No.75449874

>>75436343
Everyone dies eventually

>> No.75451799

>>75449874
not if their consciousness is absorbed through VR into cyberspace like in Lawnmower Man

>> No.75452357

>>75438382
penis

>> No.75452393

>>75438382
Fuck u

>> No.75452461

>>75451799
Gem

>> No.75454714

>>75436343

>> No.75454930

>>75438382
KILL YOURSELF, NIJISANJI

>> No.75455165

It happened before to a Chinese vtuber, her genmates announced it on stream after few days.

>> No.75455225

>>75437227
>in the afterlife every chuuba plays the exact game you want to see and always reads your messages
Just imagine it.

>> No.75455306

>>75438382
(You)

>> No.75458266

>>75436343
You're pretty shit at stats if you think a group of women in their 20s and 30s will be dying >soon

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>>75438382

>> No.75460998

>>75438382
negro

>> No.75463087

>>75436343
tell them, yes. but what would they need to explain?

>> No.75463172

>>75438382

>> No.75466229

>>75438382
no.

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>>75438382

>> No.75468749

>>75438382
nigger

>> No.75469135

>>75436343
statistically you have autism and should kill yourself

>> No.75471031

no one should have to outlive their oshi's current incarnation

>> No.75471186

>>75455225
The after life you get to live the fantasy you always wanted you get to marry and live with your oshi too.

>> No.75471475

What if Shiori invades my house and kills me, erotically?

>> No.75472306
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>>75436343
good thing my oshi will never die.

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>>75436343
Why do you think people sometimes suddenly "graduate on good terms" with no farewell stream.

>> No.75473161

>>75437419
Also her, sometimes they won't even acknowledge it if they don't have to.

>> No.75473217

>>75438382
Proof????

>> No.75474900

>>75438382
Damn I dont have any dog saved in this device

>> No.75477162
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75477162

>>75438382
Die

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>>75438382

>> No.75478558

>>75438382
Fuck (You)

>> No.75478675

>>75436343
Fuck you
Who ever wants to think of things like this?

>> No.75479451

>>75436343
Gura died a year ago, why do you think so much of Myth and Council have been distant. She's being Weekend at Bernie'd with an AI voice and mane-chan propping up her corpse. It's sad but they're starting to work out the kinks.

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