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>> No.75391409

Every smallcorpochad fears the inevitable day the Machina X Flayon collab announcement tweet hits their phones

>> No.75391614

Wait, is this the "lol better ame" chick that was getting shilled here?

>> No.75393481

>>75391409
They can't take how UNHINGED he is

>> No.75393512

>>75391322
See Flaygon has the right idea. Instead of joining Stars to leech from hololive, you can use your reputation to score infinite 2view pussy and take down small rival corpos at the same time. Unlike those other two pagpag homos who keep trying to stir drama with the CGDCT holo girls.

>> No.75393526

>>75391409
indie niggas gotta deal with him getting their girls into a collab baka

>> No.75393558
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>> No.75393730

>>75393526
i'm glad cover keeps the collabs outside the walls. is it just me or are there more since end of q4?

>> No.75393913

>>75391322
>just debuted the other day
>already nuked her potential by collabing with a guy
many such cases.

>> No.75394032

>>75393913
>just debuted
>the two people on screen popped into existence the moment their corporation announced them and can have no prior life history or connection
kek. alright

>> No.75394282

>>75391614
Nah that one had a detective them and I think she was from phase. If I’m not mistaken this one is from idol

>> No.75394417

>>75391322
she's whoring out the pilot twink instead of the other way around so she's based for that

>> No.75394769

>>75394282
Globie*

>> No.75394945

>>75391614
I think that was one of the new kawaii girls

>> No.75395054

>>75391322
Curiosity got the best of me, checked this out. My god he's got her DRENCHED it's like a Mea/Roberu stream

>> No.75395203

>>75391322
Isn't he turbo gay? It's like when your GF goes to a slumber party and they invite that gay dude paint their nails.

>> No.75395443

>>75395203
lolno

>> No.75395518

>>75393913
It's a mixed gen corp from the start

>> No.75395582

>he's talking about his dick

>> No.75395612

>>75395203
not at all lmao
>>75391322
if I was in flayon's position I would do the exact same shit, motherfucker can play fightans to like 900 people and then the next day collab with whoever he wants, he's figured out male vtubing

>> No.75395644

>>75395582
and shes calling it a micropenis

>> No.75395666

She's just Ame but better

>> No.75395741

>ywn make a grill this giggly

>> No.75395813

>>75395741
>>ywn make a grill this giggly
literally just go on a date anon it's not that hard

>> No.75395844

>>75394945
>>75394282
>>75394769
V4Mirai*

>> No.75395866

>>75395813
Oh look everyone mr. John Q normalfag joined the chat

>> No.75396356

>>75393913
anon she's in globie, they have no potential
they'll be dead next year

>> No.75396940

This chick is terminally /here/

>> No.75397046

>>75391322
This nigga building his own 2view harem

>> No.75397178

>following Flayon just to seethe whenever he collabs with a girl
>even when it's a girl you know nothing about
Incredible

>> No.75397335

>>75397178
I was just gonna say
What would possess someone to not only watch fucking FLAYON of all people
But also watch GLOBIE along with it, like you know the girls are gonna be whores, make peace with that and watch something else

>> No.75397791

>>75397178
Who's seething? This whole thread has been joking and funposting

>> No.75397994
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75397994

Great, Another bait thread whhich I'm late again…

>> No.75398336

>>75391322
i cant believe peo betrayed her fans for this womanizer flayon.

>> No.75398497

>>75398336
FlayGOD has enough love for all 2views she won't be neglected

>> No.75398589
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75398589

How does he do it? Is he actually a chad in real life?

>> No.75398702

>>75391614
Literally no one has ever said "better ame" because being associated with a pmsing bitch who ghosts her fans is a malus except to deranged goslings who pine for her.

>> No.75398710
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>>75391322
Flaygoon... I thought we had something special... I even canceled a collab for you....

>> No.75399030

I know nothing about that guy
aside from collabing with woman what else he do?

>> No.75399642

is flayon the drake of vtubing?

>> No.75399777

>>75395844
no, she's Globie

>> No.75400072

>>75399642
Bonnie is a confirmed hag

>> No.75400195

>>75399030
That's pretty much it really so you got it.

>> No.75400258

I thought Flayon saying that people use to call him the cucker back in highschool was a larp.... it turns out it was actually fucking true....

>> No.75400504

I'm conflicted here because on the one hand it's funny seeing him add to his small corp harem, but now "flay's connect" has kinda lost some of its bite

>> No.75400609

>>75399030
EN Auran

>> No.75402344

>>75394282
That one is an indie you mongoloid

>> No.75402495

>>75400504
Phase Connect fans are used to cuckholding, Flayon cucking Rie and Lia is just more cuck content for them

>> No.75402857
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75402857

>>75400504
Flay's connect and Flay's globie can exist simultaneously though.

>> No.75403309

>>75391322
>You want me to what? I dont understand Jap-sama
>Look, you like girls right? How about this. The boys are not allowed to collab with the hologirls because we dont want to piss off their paypigs.
>Uhm..ok..continue Jap-sama
>How about Ill get as many contact from other corpo and indie female vtuber to collab with the boys.
>I see...but why?
>By doing this, you are doing me a favour Mr Flayon. You and your boys will get your dick wet fucking all these maidens and cucking their viewer.
>uhum...but how is this going to help you?
>I want to monopolise the unicorn market. By doing so, these unicorn will have no other choice but to watch the hologirls. As you can see, I already enforce the hologirl to focus on gfe and cgdct. By 2027, we will conquer the vtuber market and by 2030 Hololive will conquer the world.
>Conquering the vtubing market by 2027? Thats sounds abit extreme dont you think Jap-sama
>Oh cmon Mr Flayon. Take a look at our agent Luca in Nijisanji. Hes doing a good job at leaking private info to us.
>Luca is our agent???
>Indeed Mr Flayon! Now let me hear your answer. You get to fuck as many girl as you want except the Hologirls. Then Ill get to control the unicorn market.
>I...I accept your offer with only one condition.
>That condition is?
>I want the boys to get their 3d concert. I want them to atleast get to perfor-
>Hahahah very well Mr Flayon. If you manage to fulfill the task ive given you, not only ill give your boys their 3d concert! I will also buy every single one of you a Ferrari and a mansion but you just have to let me conquer the unicorn market. Before i get to conquer the unicorn market, I need you and the boys to?
>Have sex with every single indie and corpo vtuber on sight...cucking their viewers and all that..
>Good! You understand what I want Mr Flayon.
>So...where do we start Jap-sama?
>Recently those pesky Phaseconnect fan has been very annoying. You have contact with them right?
>Yes, Jap-sama
>Good! Now start with them. Here an info on that indie girl that one of the Phase girl going to collab with..

>> No.75403634
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>>75403309
BASED BASED BASED

>> No.75403786

>>75391322
This homo decided it wasn't worth chasing after Holos with them constantly ignoring him, so he been grooming small corpos now.

>> No.75404045
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75404045

>>75403309
rratmancer-san i kneel

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>>75398702

>> No.75404692

>>75391322
This feels like an EN version of Kamito and vspo

>> No.75404868

>>75398589
A lot of 2views are desperately lonely.

>> No.75405266

>be 3view shitter
>but in the top corpo
>get steady supply of small corpo girls riding your nuts
Imagine if clown played this meta. Imagine it.

>> No.75405619

>>75404580
That is literally english, you sad ESL faggot. Weird how accusations of 'esl' only happen when actual ESLs wake up. Get an actual argument instead of just seething and clenching your fists while you try to win internet arguments.

>> No.75406517

>>75391322

>> No.75406973

Who?

>> No.75407537

>>75391322
They were friends, she was in his stream before her re-debut.

>> No.75407827

>>75391322
What am I supposed to gather here? I genuinely don't recognize either of these people, is there supposed to be a yab here?

>> No.75408468

>>75399030
Ramble about visual novels

>> No.75409502

>>75404580
it's a crazy run-on sentence. that's the problem with being an esl, you only learn "proper" english.

>> No.75409926

>>75405266
The clown task was to gather as many femcel ryona loving viewer to be use as soldier in the future. Thats why he still just stream as normal while playing the pathetic sad clown characters.

>> No.75409954

>>75395203
He fucks men so hard they turn into women. I'm not sure you can get more straight than that.

>> No.75410096

>>75391322
Flayon the Pussyslayer
How does he do it?

>> No.75410169

>>75410096
You just need to respect women like King Machina does.

>> No.75410377

>>75399030
iirc didn't he proclaim himself as "the cucker" from one of his tweets

>> No.75410667

>>75410169
Godamnit. I treat all woman like onahole. I give up

>> No.75411417

>>75403309
>Flaygod on a hunting spree getting as many small corpo/indie/phase girls as he can
>Hakka getting an in with his genderswapped version in vshojo
>Ironmouse frequently in Jurard's chat for hours at a time
B-bros...? This rrat is starting to get a bit fat...

>> No.75411824

>>75411417
Dimitri took omega's feeble plans and turned it into his own 5D chess. Even Yagoo can't grasp his machinations

>> No.75411965

>>75411417
You forgot rex already rexing one of the battle royale girls

>> No.75412118

>>75411965
You also forgot something else but I'm trying to take less vacations these days

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>>75403309
I ... I see ...

>> No.75412669

>>75391322
Why he looking at her pussy?

>> No.75412797

>>75395203
Lol no he said he's straight.

>> No.75412816

>>75391322
>indie
so what's the fucking problem here? she's not a holo

>> No.75412980

>>75399030
Nta but he love talking about sex and dick.

>> No.75413129

>>75403309
I kneeled to the rrat loremaster

>> No.75413144

>>75403309
I believe it.

>> No.75413250

>>75391322
THE Astolfo of Vtubers!

>> No.75413262

>>75411965
Holy fuck, i can see the masterplan unfold. They going for the roberu strat except they have low charisma but whatever, it's still amazing.

>> No.75413270

>>75395813
>pareto principle

>> No.75413308

>>75391322
kill yourself

>> No.75413879

>>75413308
Your 2view oshii isn't safe

>> No.75413938

>>75413262
Did you know that one of the Vreverie vtuber name Akiko Sushi is an active chatter in holostar boys Josuiji Shinri channel? Guess what happen to her. She graduated.

ITS ALL PART OF THE GRAND PLAN!!

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>>75403309
Nice /wg/ material, except for the fact that Jap does not manage the males
If anything, it should be this two

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75414116

>>75391322
>secret agent F
you like?

>> No.75414471

>>75414043
>Dont tell Yagoo-san
>Indeed. Dont let him know.

>> No.75416481

>>75395443
>>75395612
>>75412797
What kind of opsec + gaslighting super power does Flayon have to say that he's not gay, get collabs with female chuubas, all while sounding like he sucks boba balls through coffee straws

>> No.75416763

>>75391322
Imagine being this guy
>get guaranteed income from salary+some merch/SC for playing w/e dogshit VNs you want
>job security because you're part of the CEO's pet project
>steady stream of 2view girls throwing themselves at you just to get some crumbs of clout
flaygod I kneel

>> No.75416772

>>75414116
Yagoo has his own end game...i see...

>> No.75416861

>>75416481
The youngsters call it "rizz"

>> No.75419996

>>75412816
It should be me.

>> No.75420037

>>75398702
sister is seething at Holos again

>> No.75420046

>literally who girl
Who gives a crap?

>> No.75420075

>>75416861
die

>> No.75421779

>>75416763
I don't get why some of his branchmates try so hard to go after the holo girls when they literally have it made. Infinite 2view pussy. Stable job security. No drama. All they would need to do is keep to themselves. How is that so hard?

>> No.75423236

>>75421779
I dont think any of them are going for the hologirls. Maybe theres few though im not sure who.

>> No.75424095 [DELETED] 

>>75393558
trying to remember what the original for this was, but no luck. a bit of help please anons?

>> No.75424537

You know I dismiss the homo stuff as who the fuck cares normally but I watched this briefly because he was the only one in hololivepro streaming at one point yesterday. Tuned in for 5 minutes and there was basically no talking as she drew, just Flayon trying to angle his L2D for people to screencap him leaning against her.

Is there really a non-female audience for this stuff?

>> No.75424816

>>75391322
It's over.

>> No.75424857

>>75393913
Just wait until you find out that she has been sharing her PL with a guy for nearly 3 years

>> No.75424969

>>75421779
Anon, NONE of them "goes after" the Holo girls, unless you count replying to tweet as "going after"
That's the thing
Beggars just don't get this and just try to make up shit from thin air in the hope of riling up unicorns (Who doesn't give a fuck anyway)

>> No.75424973 [DELETED] 

>>75424857
That's fucking Reiny?
Wild.

>> No.75425013

>>75393512
/thread, Flayon is Yagoo's strongest soldier

>> No.75425122

You people are awful

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>>75403309
I... I can see it! I can see the-

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