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Ruffians 1st ASMR

>> No.75364744

>>75364634
kek

>> No.75364914
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75364914

Raffians! It doesn't count, ok!

>> No.75364916

what's new at niji this time

>> No.75364999

>>75364914
this can’t be real surely

>> No.75365016

You’ll know the day by the tsunami of coom shattering through every street

>> No.75365152

>>75364916
>>75365076
now it makes sense

>> No.75365157

>>75364634
>FWMCs blown out cavernous cunts after JP-kun gets done running a train
ywnbj

>> No.75365296
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75365296

>>75364999

>> No.75365356

>>75365296
>it just happened to be a binaural mic
Ruffkeks…

Do they really think their fans are that dumb?

>> No.75365404

>>75365296
>the Japanese man’s penis just happened to be in our vaginas

>> No.75365409

>>75364634
Kek

>> No.75365485

>>75365296
>Nodoka tricked us
Really?

>> No.75365506

>>75365152
So basically Japan discovered four lokos.

>> No.75365670

>>75365152
>This is a scandal in Japan
Huh? They're just mixing liquor as energy drinks

>> No.75365700

If fwmc ASMR isn't just two hours of Mococo farting into a microphone I will be severely disappointed.

>> No.75365786

Literally don't care. They said it didn't count, so it doesn't count.

>> No.75365964

>>75364914
It was just the tip!

>> No.75366551

>>75364914
it was only anal, so it doesn't really count

>> No.75366642

>>75365786
Based ruffiangods

>> No.75366669

>>75365700
this but Fuwawa's natto-powered blasts

>> No.75366678

>>75364914
>she was just a whore, so it doesnt count
>there was no love involved, its basically masturbation

>> No.75366709

It's funny how all nijisisters have as ammo against holo is their delusions

>> No.75366742

Hello okbh discord

>> No.75366771
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Parasocial fucks last ASMR

>> No.75367086

>anons debating about ASMR virginity
As if this board couldn't go any lower.

>> No.75367165

>>75367086
Anon I don't think you understand how big of a meltdown /baubau/ and the Ruffians had over this kek

>> No.75367251

>>75367086
you really think this is the lowest? are you new?

>> No.75367254

>>75364916
>They may get sued over having sponsored an health risk, depends on japanese having balls
>U-san is collabing with starrail
>They got a TEKKEN ban because Sajam invited Doki (he invited them too)
>Nijisis being Nijisis
>Everything that happened last week too long to put into a post
Honestly with Niji it’s an infinite choice of what yab to pick. Choose an argument and you will find 10, they are accellerating into them like crazy.

>> No.75367276

>>75367086
>>75367165
falseflagging sisters aren't ruffians, they would know about getting ASMR cucked because of Millle lol

>> No.75367520

>>75364634
KEKOROO

>> No.75367568

>>75364634
Irystocrat reflection thread

>> No.75367710

>>75367276
>falseflagging sisters
You really have no idea how brain broken the Ruffians are. This had nothing to do with NIJI kek

>> No.75367829

>>75367710
As a ruffian, it's embarrassing to be in the same room with some of these retards. At least keep your autism contained here.

>> No.75367869

Energydrink yab deflection kek

>> No.75367909

>>75365356
Aren't they?

>> No.75367920

>>75367869
It's like a daily occurrence now

>> No.75367938

>>75364914
We didn't receive any STDs so it doesn't count this time okay?!

>> No.75367976

>>75364914
>it was just the tip
>he didn't even come

>> No.75367980

>>75364634
>asmr = sex
What is this mental illness?

>> No.75368017

>>75364914
Wait, is this why Ruffians have been attacking Fauna recently and making hate threads about her ASMR? I thought it was some false flag attempt by sisters, but it would make complete sense if this is real.

>> No.75368023

>>75367980
you would understand if you were so starved of w's as sisters

>> No.75368147

Stop caring so much. They are not GFE, they hate talking about their personal lives and don't ever go into any detail about their daily events. All they really do is placate and suck off their paypigs. I completely stopped watching their SC streams and SC readings after games because they say the same 5 lines over and over to the same 10 people.

>> No.75368193

>>75368017
oh this one is advanced for a sister, still not subtle enough though

>> No.75368227

>>75365157
>>75365404
Hot

>> No.75368245

>>75368147
>They are not GFE,
They're more GFE than anyone else in EN and gave outright confessed their love kek
>they hate talking about their personal lives and don't ever go into any detail about their daily events.
They do in mengen, but never during public streams

>> No.75368350

>>75368245
Professing your 'love' isn't the only thing needed to make GFE. Talking about your feelings, going on and on about your day, calling your fans cute, all these things play into it. They are greatful we are here, and I'll never deny that, but their unwillingness to get close to their viewers, to let their viewers into their personal lives, makes them non-GFE.

>> No.75368398

>>75364634
What does Xi Jinping have to do with ruffians?

>> No.75368467

>>75367980
You'll have to ask Fuwamoco, since they're the ones that unsubtly talked about their first ASMR in sex and virginity terms.

>> No.75368710

>>75367980
>Every GFE chuba relies on ASMR
>Every coom chuba relies on ASMR
Yes. ASMR = sex

>> No.75368830

>>75368147
>Deliberate and intentionally ignores homos
>Not GFE
The good ol "x when is/isn't convenient" cope

>> No.75368977

>>75368830
I'm just saying, anyone who gets attached to someone who won't be somewhat open with their fans is a retard. No, I don't want a full cardboard cutout to prentend to make out with, I want someone who at least has a littler personality.
They have a character, but they dpn't ever talk about their personal hobbies or interests, what they're doing, how they're feeling, etc. Girlfriend Experience implies that they are treating you like their boyfriend, and just getting sucked off with ASMR and 'Love you' platitudes doesn't make for a good, full experience.

>> No.75369020

>>75368830
Is that really all you have to do to classify as GFE in your eyes? Just not collab with homos?

>> No.75369039

>>75364634
I can't believe they Fuwamoco was in a JAV gangbang before a western one.

>> No.75369257

>>75368350
>Talking about your feelings
They do this pretty much nonstop
>going on and on about your day
They've been doing this more and more,
>calling your fans cute
They don't do this, but they tease all the time.
So, basically, they ARE GFE by your qualifiers.

>> No.75369320

>>75368977
>They have a character, but they dpn't ever talk about their personal hobbies or interests, what they're doing, how they're feeling
You clearly don't watch them since they do all of this kek
I swear to God you faggots just run with any garbage you read from the catalog

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75369375

>>75364914
>IT ONLY HAPPENED TO BE A BINAURAL MIC OK? IT WASN'T ASMR AT ALL!!!!

>> No.75369380

>>75369257
When the hell do they talk about their day? I've listened to just about all their SC readings and they rarely talk about what they're doing. It's always 'OH, Homework is ruff, thanks for your support!' to everything. They say jack shit.

>> No.75369424

>>75369375
Nodoka was the ASMR mic.

>> No.75369608

>>75369380
>When the hell do they talk about their day? I've listened to just about all their SC readings and they rarely talk about what they're doing.
Start actually watching them, for one. They regularly talk about the foods fuwawa makes for mococo, regularly talk about how mococos feeling, talk about restaurants theyve gone to, how recordings have been going, when they talk to mamapuppy, etc. Most of that is literally OUTSIDE of SC readings kek. That's not including the random tweets and mengen stuff talking where they talk about the same stuff
Literally watch streams, sister.

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75369875

>>75364914
This might be the pettiest thing I've ever seen /vt/ get mad at.
Who the fuck cares? Why would you GIVE someone 100 dollars just to complain about a fucking ASMR stream they did?

>> No.75369980

>>75369608
Soup they mentioned for half a minute?
The dinner they went to where they didn't say anything more than 'We went to dinner'?
I'll give you the Mama Puppy one because they spent a couple minutes on that.
The members streams are a little better, but we'll see how it goes after the battle plan. The Fall Guys one was pretty game-centeric and they didn't talk too kuch at the end.

>> No.75370356

The funniest part of this is seeing all the people going "no it's totally the ruffians who are obsessed with the first asmr thing we keep making threads about it but it's their fault we definitely are just making fun of them and not deflecting anything because we don't have any other way of attacking FWMC nope"

>> No.75370650

>>75364634
they should have done a seiso asmr like 3 months in, they blew this way out of proportion themselves. Fucking retard dogs.

>> No.75370706

>>75369020
Yeah pretty much.
Aside from calling you fans "parasocial fucks" or deleting your ASMR like that ghost bitch from Idol-EN.

>> No.75370782

Ruffians are the biggest losers on the board, and that's saying something when chumcucks exist.

>> No.75370820

>>75370782
sisters...

>> No.75371291

>>75369980
>okay they DO mention their day, but...
Concession accepted. You said they don't talk about their day, and now you acknowledge that they DO, but it's not enough cause they don't ramble for hours about soup?
Face it, by all the metrics you mentioned, they are GFE.

>> No.75371443

>>75371291
>but it's not enough cause they don't ramble for hours about soup?
If they were doing real GFE it would take them half an hour to even get to the part where they tell you what kind of soup they made and if you've ever spoken to a woman in your life you would know that.

>> No.75371635

>>75371291
There is no detail, time, or effort taken into them talking about themselves or their day. Ever since the move it's gotten much more erratic, sparce, and shorter. You're gonna call me a doxfag or whatever, but they have been much more open and much more talkative about themselves in the past.

>> No.75371637

>>75370782
Still beaten phase, every one of their whores has been outed to cuck their ATMs (sometimes live on stream)
No matter how bad it gets, just remember you're not a phasecuck

>> No.75372312

You cry about Phase too much.

>> No.75372394

>>75367251
What was the lowest at this point?

>> No.75372513
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>>75368245
>They do in mengen, but never during public streams

Not... really.
The only time they ever really "opened up" in a membership stream in a way that wasn't like the public streams was when they panicked about the idea of ruffians feeling left out if they streamed too much in japanese or vertically for golden week to help push their 1m goal. Past that they're still the same thick kayfabe.

>> No.75372675

>>75371443
You're right it isn't real GFE, because I am their actual real first boyfriend(they said so themeselves)

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75372748

>>75372513
They literally do it all the time? I swear to God none of you catalogtrannies even watch them.

>> No.75372967

>>75372748
I guess you and I have different definitions of "opening up." I don't find things like the vday membership stuff to be opening up, but rather out of character stuff.

>> No.75373024

>>75369875
It’s the audience they’ve purposely catered to unfortunately. When you do everything to paint yourself as an ideal idol, with a whole pledge and everything, you’re gonna end up with an audience of the most entitled fucks you’ve ever seen. They’re gonna have a ruff time

>> No.75374566

>>75372748
Not even close. Their real GFE moments are the twitter spaces, which they refuse to do because their bigger paypigs whined as a collective about being sad on missing out which plays into this >>75373024

>> No.75374936

>>75370782
No, nijitrannies are the biggest losers and by a wide margin.
But getting keked out your oshi's first ASMR is a big oof.

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>>75373024
>The audience
It was another phasefag on a throwaway account trying to stir shit like always

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75375272

>>75364914
I'm surprised no one has made a FWMC edit of this yet

>> No.75375344

>>75375095
How the fuck does phase keep attracting these schizos? The girls themselves seem fine from what little I've seen.

>> No.75376363

>>75375344
Pippa keeps pandering to these schizos to this day, sadly she is the most popular one there. I like some PC girls but man their fanbase...

>> No.75376711

>>75373024
This is a very poignant and based post

>> No.75377607

>>75375344
Because Pippa is the most popular phase.

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75381860

please stop talking about this, they already said it doesn't count..

>> No.75384856

>>75365296
>ASMR is something she wanted to do with us
>us being silly into a binaural mic
>We definitely don't think it's a first ASMR
They really can't keep their story straight. Not even a year in and the cracks are already showing.

>> No.75385017

>>75373024
The second they started acknowledging their paypigs on their roommates account yes I acknowledged it, kill yourself Ruffians for acting like you're not even more obsessed with it than me was the second I stopped feeling any sympathy for them when it comes down to fanbase retardation. Reap what you sow.

That being said this whole ordeal is genuinely fucking retarded: who the hell cares about if an ASMR is a first one or not? You're all still going to masturbate to it.

>> No.75385392

>>75376363
>pandering to
Anon, she IS one.

>> No.75386045

>>75364914
>>75365296
For someone who is so in tune with otaku culture in terms of doujinshi even referencing eroge, you would think they would choose their words more carefully. Seriously what the fuck were they thinking ? This literally sounds like an anti astroturfing for funnies.

>> No.75386199

>>75364914
>No it doesn't count as sex
>It just happened a guy was humping me from behind
>you'll get sloppy seconds sometime in the future
I'm not a ruffian but this is disheartening, I'd hate if my oshi did something like this.

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>>75386045
sadly it played on their actual insecurities because they think WAY too fucking hard about how to please the ruffians.

Hopefully they take this as a learning experience and toughen up a bit. This shit should've never been any kind of yab but their own lack of confidence in their decisions gave antis an opening to work with.

>> No.75388279

>>75364634
>>75364914
>>75365157
>>75365356
>>75367710
>seething eop shitskins
you will never be White
>inbefore your report
you already lost by being brown

>> No.75388286

>>75364914
If you actually watch the stream it makes perfect sense, the mengen ASMR was just them saying baubau over and over in ASMR voice and listing off foods they like while Nodoka is listening and goes kyaa! Kawaii! In the background occasionally. Nothing was planned and they honestly suck at ASMR and need to put in that work to get better before they even pick up the guy's head mic.

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>>75388286
They don't actually suck at it. They have a ton of great ideas, which you can see in action in their twitter spaces. They steal the phone from each other, throw blankets over it to "hide" the ruffians from each other, etc.

I don't usually like ASMR, but if they do more weird shit like that I'm down.

>> No.75391204

>>75388286
>while Nodoka is listening and goes kyaa! Kawaii! In the background occasionally.
Oh shit, so it was basically a solo FWMC ASMR for the japs since Nodoka was barely present?

>> No.75392355

>>75388279
>t. poorfag Ruffian who couldn't afford the main channel membership for FWMC's 1st ASMR
kek

>> No.75395130

>>75364914
Good thing I don't care about ASMR

>> No.75395325

thanks OP for containing so much sister seethe into 1 thread

>> No.75395377

>>75365485
nodoka is a kekqueen? based

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>>75391204
You can listen to it for yourself. It's pretty clear that it's not the experience they want to call their first asmr. It was completely half-assed and corporate with just them chatting and not really taking advantage of... anything, really.

But seriously, why does this matter? This is such an incredibly specific, mundane thing to get upset about. I guess we should cancel them since their first sneeze wasn't on their channel, either.

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75395973

>>75395682
>Baby your fans
>Fans act like babies
Woaeh!

>> No.75396055

>M-my voice is moving on its own

>> No.75396148

>>75395325
They didn't come inside so it doesn't count!

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75396245

>>75396055
>Th-This chat!
>It's too big and fast!
>It's driving me crazy!
>Ooohhh... EN chat, please forgive me...

>> No.75396556

>>75364914
>>75364999
>>75365356
>>75365404
>>75365404
>>75365964
>>75366551
>>75366678
>>75367165
>>75367938
>>75367976
>>75375272
As if people wouldn't notice that all these posts were made in the same chunk of the thread with the bottom half being actual Ruffians who don't care at all. Total nothingburger.

I hate you faggots to death. You will never experience your smile being protected. Niggyseethe.

>> No.75396675

>>75396556
>t. cuck

>> No.75396686

>>75396556
>start of the thread
>anons engage in funposting
>move on
>thread ages
>only normal latecomer Ruffians engaging with posts left
You're not too bright, are you anon.

>> No.75396685

>>75364634
kek

>> No.75398101
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75398101

>>75375344
>Phasejanny deleted that pic you're replying of all things
Now we know who they serve

>> No.75400596

>>75364914
kek

>> No.75403266

>>75364914
bruh

>> No.75403427

Doesn't count, stay mad

>> No.75405893

>>75364634

>> No.75408725

>>75364914
wtf what a sad excuse

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