/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

For those of you who aren't in a parasocial relationship with a streamer, who is the MOST LIKELY person for you to develop that sort of relationship with. Personally I'm going to have to go with Watame

[Anonymous No.]

I feel disgusted with the idea of myself being in a relationship so genuinely, no one.

[Anonymous No.]

The EN chuuba whose zatsudan I most recently watched usually becomes the target of my marriage daydreams for that day. Today it was Calli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531052
EN as in "speaking English". Kson and ID are fair game too.

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>>7530649
Ame

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>>7530649
What the actual fuck is a "parasocial relationship"?

[Anonymous No.]

I find myself responding and talking back to Ame during her streams more and more so uh, her

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531300
google

[Anonymous No.]

You don't really choose who you fall in love with, anon. If you asked me before I became gachikoi, I would never in a million years say Marine, and here I am.

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>>7531392
"most likely" doesn't really imply a choice

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>>7531040
based

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>>7530649
Ame, but I got tired of it. I knew from the get go I was never going to fully fall in love with an online avatar but... I got pretty close.

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>>7531443
I've been wondering this for a while now. Who or what was it that made her laugh like that?

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>>7530649
after learning watame has a bf I no longer can have feeling for her (or any other holomem)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531483
AI Dungeon making Kiara call Calli her wife out of the blue, unprompted.
t. creator of this soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry with Aqua but Matsuri put me in the parasocial relationship (she make me jealous on many times)
So if you want to fall in this hell go and watch Matsuri

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>>7530649
I'm in a parasexual relationship with Haachama. The only thing I can get off to is Haato porn. I can't get hard to anything else anymore.

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>>7531621
Is that so?

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>>7531552
this. if it's irl, i'll befriend matsuri even when she's still fat. i also kinda have a saviorfagging syndrome, so i'll most likely date her and train her to be /fit/ and /fa/

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>>7531524
God that whole thing was just comedy gold.

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>>7531706
>i'll befriend matsuri even when she's still fat
Is this doxxbait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531407
True enough.

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>>7531621
Can't blame you for getting hard to that pic, holy shit.

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>>7531500
Instead of being a completely delusional fuck over a person that lives on the other side of the planet and that uses an avatar to do her job, meaning you will absolutely never met her no matter what, you should be happy for her and for the fact that she'll be able to pass on her genes, unlike say, fucking Marine.

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>>7531052
what a unity bro

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>>7530649
Selen, she ticks all the boxes so to speak.
>High level troll
>Laughs at everything
>Talented at vidya
>Talented outside of vidya
>Toxic quasi-seanig
>Speaks English

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>>7531040
fpbp

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>>7531500
>He missed the post breakup 4am Minecraft arc

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>>7530649
Watame is the only chuuba that I have to be constantly on my guard with so as to keep at bay all those sad and pathetic parasocial romantic feelings that she seem to so easily bring out of me. It is terrifying how perfectly Watame appeals to my personal preferences in women that it is almost as though God specifically placed her on this planet just to make me fall in love with her for the sole reason as to cause me misery.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably Botan. If only I spoke Japanese, I'd watch her every stream

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>>7530649
Rushia and this is the reason i stopped watching her. Her gfe is too strong

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>>7532558
Based, if your oshi has a bf you should be happy for her (Unless this bf is a piece of shit, then just cry)

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>>7531500
people like you shouldn't be watching vtubers it is unhealthy, please eject yourself permanently.

[Anonymous No.]

Watame and Rushia are dangerous.

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>>7530649
Probably Pekora for me. She seems like such a legitimately fun and empathetic person to be around, if she opens up to you.

She's also capable of weird, psuedo-philosophical conversations, which sounds fun and interesting as hell.

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>>7537101
Remember, an oshi is like a daughter: You always support her, you see her play video games or singing, you're always there for her, you cheer her up, you provide for her, you see her grow and you get happy when she's happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been groomed by an indie. I don't know how you can be a parasocial relationship if there's little to no interaction

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>>7530649
I can't thank Watame enough for telling us Watamates sternly, that we should prioritize ourselves and our activities over her. Because she'll be there, waiting for you and happy if you become better in life for her.
God! I can't believe I got a bit teary-eyed typing this. She's my oshi through and through!
As in who I'm most likely to have a parasocial relationship with... It's Gura because I can understand her speak better than the only other contender, Watame. Plus the thing I mentioned above. If she hadn't done that and I can into Japanese, then it'd be Watame.
>>7531524
Fuck you and all Ame Soundposter for making me a goslingfag in the first day of me on /vt/
>>7536168
what kinda fucking rrat is this? She still plays minecraft to 5AM

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>>7530649
>parasocial relationship
Meaningless buzzphrase that contradicts itself.

[Anonymous No.]

risu