/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Rebroadcast Edition

Last thread: >>75274141
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298078
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298078
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Banzoin Hakka Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/octavio

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298088
AMEN. May all Awwtare haters die.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm invading this thread before everyone arrives

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298204
>>75298320
ewwtare

[Anonymous No.]

Me and my husband <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298349
You're just in denial and you love me very much

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK AT HOW CUTE I AM

[Anonymous No.]

Awwtare should hump the ewwtare poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298404
KILL YOURSELF
>>75298476
*punch* *punch* *punch*

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy branch lazy general

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298508
On it.
>>75298523
OPEN UP, HONEY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298552
it's dead hours. what can we do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298576

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0oLMhQDeTM

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298615
>dead hours
Jurard is literally streaming right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298615
It's been dead hours for more than 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298846
oh right. i checked out of animal crossing after two hours. i could only take so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298810
RAPE RAPE RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

we love awwtare
we hate regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

Streaming for 100 years...

[Anonymous No.]

Banchou's grandkids fighting over his inheritance ASMR...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298927
Go ahead. If you dare.

[Anonymous No.]

we miss miss MISS awwtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299012
You recognize true power

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck was Jurard doing when he was just staring at that letter for an hour
I had it muted in in another tab

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ - Awwtare General

[Anonymous No.]

niji love

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299224
Eating food loudly and imagining himself streaming from a retirement home as an old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299293
Isn't he already old as fuck because he's a dinosaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299090
PREPARE YOUR ASS AWWTARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298088
Amen
>>75299351
No u

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299337
Canonically, he is the youngest member of Armis at 21.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel doko

[Anonymous No.]

You hear that, people who stream less than 6 hours of Animal Crossing don't love it as much as Jurard T Rexford

[Anonymous No.]

I'm withering away
I haven't heard Ruze in TWO DAYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299553
good for him, i suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>"You were given the opportunity to take advantage of me"
WHAT DID I MISS??

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299592
we could have gangbanged jura

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299497
in nodoka's 3D karaoke waiting room

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299422
who's the youngest member of starsEn? I think it's Hakka because he's 21 and has the last bday. But other tempura count debut year and say he's older than Jurard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299726
Hakka would be 21 +2 so yeah Jurard is younger

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299726
Should be Jurard
I think he's also the youngest in general at this point. Izuru is becoming a hag...

[Anonymous No.]

Baby dino cute~

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299835
>>75299843
gotcha. i just thought their ages never increased

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299696
Oh is that a thing? I don't blame him then, will expect a zatsu after ends kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299887
Some of them don't
Altare is still "21" for example
But counting their birthdays that's how it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299241
The only one who doesn't love me is Altare. That blue fuck will grovel at my feet soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw what's for book club and I want to say that I hate Ruzaders now

[Anonymous No.]

>billionaire wife?
>wish for something else
>billionaire...husband?
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300125
golddigging dinosaur

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKERMAN ON THE REBROADCAST TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKiYr6Bmdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKiYr6Bmdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKiYr6Bmdo

[Anonymous No.]

VG KARAOKE ON THE REBROADCAST TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKiYr6Bmdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKiYr6Bmdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKiYr6Bmdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299913
yeah it's her birthday today

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299874
Did Jurard hatch from an egg and be a little dino for the first few years of his life before turning into a dino person or was he always a dino person

[Anonymous No.]

I have persistent thoughts of Bettel and Leblanc giving Swain a double blowie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

aniki's schedule
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1787833075306795504

[Anonymous No.]

Will hakka announce the 3d after this rebroadcast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300594
what happens if jura ends earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300693
if he doesnt, i rape him live so you all can hear it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300734
But it's a rebroadcast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300643
>"Mr. Hotpot is mid"
Axel's mortal enemy...

[Anonymous No.]

it's so funny how flayon moans his verses in Dead World

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300643
Shinri is never playing puzzle games with Bettel again

[Anonymous No.]

>>75299843
>Izuru becoming a hag
Hey now, he hasn't even reach Christmas Cake status yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300785
anon i'd start an actual live

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300930
I don't blame him

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300936
calm down, altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300971
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300862
Right? He should keep doing it haha

[Anonymous No.]

WE DEM BOIS WE DEM BOIS WE DEM BOIS

[Anonymous No.]

clownfish is DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>"phd in cuntserver"
this is how hakka sees shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>75300643
So is he streaming in 30 minutes? I'm still a bit sleepy so I'm not sure I got it right, doesn't help the retard puts JST before PST and EST

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301100
what does that even mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301243

[Anonymous No.]

hakka overlapping himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301100
Shinri is a service top

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301243
>>75301425
i have no idea. hakka just typed that

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301243
He majored in mothering at the University of Cuntnecticut

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301235
pretty sure, yeah. Or else he would have written what the date was for PDT/EDT (wed/ for example) like on other days

[Anonymous No.]

Banchou LOVES streaming~

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301235
yeah.waiting room is up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fodO_rjmGo8

[Anonymous No.]

>people trying to convince banchou to stop streaming
Why would you do this? He doesn't even sound tired.

[Anonymous No.]

kek hakka

[Anonymous No.]

Upset this and the Tempus karaoke are all the full group collabs we've had so far from the Japan arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301859
it's the concernfagging sisters

[Anonymous No.]

hakka's having fun with this rebroadcast

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301895
They'd rather have off collab sex without us

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301954
no wimmin allowed
t.Leader

[Anonymous No.]

will vg get to sing an english song on their 3d? god please

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301859
Sneaky attempt to break into his Animal Crossing house and steal his pet turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302035
ALTARE HATE
HAAAAAATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301859
from the few times he had done long streams he either broke his throat or got sick the day after

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302205
Maybe if that SLUT didn't cheat on him, he'd let them in

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302316
and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302205
t. Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302366
the dino is really fragile so their worries are kinda justified

[Anonymous No.]

>>75301769
AXEL ON THE FF7 TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fodO_rjmGo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fodO_rjmGo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fodO_rjmGo8

[Anonymous No.]

we might get another Hakka karaoke next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302486
it's not like he'll listen anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302627
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302486
Even when he overdoes it, he just takes like one day off and he's fine. People need to stop babying grown men.

[Anonymous No.]

can someone watching the rebroadcast (You) me when they get to toxic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302961
they sing it in half an hour but sure

[Anonymous No.]

subliminal buckshot roulette

[Anonymous No.]

>>75303144
it's turning into those tiktok adhd videos

[Anonymous No.]

Tavi has been playing Nekopara here for the past half hour btw telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTpYoXmjTFE

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the anon who was waiting for the basketball stories doesn't get disappointed, Axel barely talked about it

[Anonymous No.]

What the FUCK does this mean

[Anonymous No.]

shinri really went all-in on this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>75303875

[Anonymous No.]

>>75303932
Dykes confuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302961
anon get in there

[Anonymous No.]

i miss ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>75304278
thanks anon i'm in a meeting so I couldn't watch it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>75304151
He is /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>75304549
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Flay in Rio's chat
Rio already giving him gifts

[Anonymous No.]

NEW VIDEO OF MAMA EATING RANDOM STUFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rBk1wlWqPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rBk1wlWqPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>75305551
FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>75305551
He's so cute. also BALD FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

ZETAXEL BROS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK THIS MENTION WILL FUEL ME FOR THE NEXT YEAR IKZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>75305551
He cuts the fucking cake thing like it's a vegetable...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75305355
>Do you like キッズ
Slutty pilot

[Anonymous No.]

>>75305551
glad he figured out a setup that doesn't make everything look like it's 20 feet away

[Anonymous No.]

>>75305551
uuoohhh i want mama to eat me next

[Anonymous No.]

do any of the boys apart from shinri have their fat fuck plushies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75305551
I want shinri to poke me with his finger like he poked that moist bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>75305551
puniko looked so tiny in shinri's hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>75306594

[Anonymous No.]

>>75298349
KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>75306499
most likely they all do. iirc hakka has posted a pic. leader hasn't shown his on stream yet, just let us hear the sound of plastic or sth. idk about axel, flay and bettel.

[Anonymous No.]

transtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>75306755
axel said he hadn't gotten his

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER BEEG LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>75306755
I think Flay mentioned getting his merch from Mane-chan but I don't remember if he showed it

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, Bettel just released a sneak peek of his original song in the membership! It's happening!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75307335
You made me look fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>75307335
I liked the part where he gave me a virus

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1787875253588562224

[Anonymous No.]

>>75306847
BLUE FUCK LOVE LOVE LOVE~

[Anonymous No.]

>>75307564
so it's true, some of you guys really don't have ad blocks. how

[Anonymous No.]

>>75307335
Gavis Bettel gave my pc an STD...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75306620
I want to recreate the fishlight pic but I love my Puniko plushie

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302492
I read that url as rimjob kek

[Anonymous No.]

Streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75308420
anon...
>>75302492
>>75300197

[Anonymous No.]

>>75308189
Clearly you don't love it enough to fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75308420
You get more Final Fantasy and you WILL like it ruze karaoke rebroadcast soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>75308420
No streams unless if you like trash games and idolshit

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ anon for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bvWkwQo3P8

[Anonymous No.]

>>75307335
all i heard was him moaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>75308480
Puniko doesn't deserve my sauce

[Anonymous No.]

I had this song stuck in my head for several days after the karaoke, fuck you hakka

[Anonymous No.]

Ooga booga where the KFC at

[Anonymous No.]

Latinx are so wholesome, I wish I was one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75310383
Right here, you have to put him out of his misery first

[Anonymous No.]

>>75310383
Goldbullet I will buy you all the KFC you want please just rest your fat ballsack on my face for sixty seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>75310798
You can also send me a cartel style video of you executing fags who say Latinx. I do want a LOT of KFC
>>75310725
Sniff

[Anonymous No.]

>Book Club choice of the month is The Little Prince
Ruzaders should perhaps grow up

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311394
Calm down gringx, they prefer to be called that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75306499
AFAIK Axel is the only one who doesn't. He hasn't even gotten his birthday merch yet either. No idea why he hasn't gotten either of them.

[Anonymous No.]

we're stuck in a timeloop, help

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311620
We need a final solution...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311620
/MANS/ is in purgatory, and we cannot escape until we repent for our sins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311750
Well it's a good thing I did nothing wrong then. It's all on you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311620
Yeah we need some new fresh rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311797
Hakka is a descendant of Alberto Fujimori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311797
Ruze is an elf! I will not be silenced!

[Anonymous No.]

Puppetman tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311797
Bettel in actually the one keeping the Tempus together behind the scenes, everyone was about to quit with magnoir but he fought to tooth and nail to have them stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311984
cute and dependable puppetman

[Anonymous No.]

How many loops will we get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75311797
All of them are having sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312160
Stop having sex with rats what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I'm strong enough to watch Ruze's karaoke again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312206
No I will give them all super aids

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze on the rebroadcast telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gefXEHlPz2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gefXEHlPz2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gefXEHlPz2I

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6LAQHY_1g
Jesus Christ, Shinri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312781
>Apparently this curry is so spicy, it's prohibited for anyone under 18 to eat it.
>SO I'M GONNA TRY IT.
Shinri's 3D will be done by his ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312781
He is gonna fuck the curry

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312771
I don't think my heart can handle watching it again

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve been watching more of the boys recently because the girls have just gotten so fucking boring. I was actually surprised at how interesting and funny some of them are. I know that many people take the girls as sort of comfort women, but the boys do not give me that feeling. How the hell have they not been able to cultivate a larger audience? What the fuck is Cover and Yagoo doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312781
>Prohibited curry
Based, fuck india

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
hakka is my comfort woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>75313023
HAKKA IS A MAN AND HE SHITS IN THE BATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
>How the hell have they not been able to cultivate a larger audience?
They're male VTubers. The game was rigged against them from the start.

>What the fuck is Cover and Yagoo doing?
The best that they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
Some Holobros simply hate what they can't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
I mean there was a reason you didn't watch them before right? The people that know of the boys mostly enjoy female streamers more, for the reasons you said and don't give the boys a change really. And the people that like male streamers are watching other corpos or indies because they don't know about Holostars

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
Great timing, you should watch the rebroadcast of Ruze's last karaoke happening right now, it was kino and dedicated to his mom >>75312771
Which of the boys have you been watching?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
There are more simps than normal people

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'm too weak to rewatch that rebroadcast. Sorry Ruze, I am not your strongest Ruzader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75313076
sip

[Anonymous No.]

Heading into Ruru's karaoke rebroadcast, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>75313180

[Anonymous No.]

>>75313229

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
Welcome to /mans/ now show us your coc- I mean who’s your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

I went in right as a Ruzader fell from the sky. Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312866
I think I was fucked up for like 3 days after it happened

RUZE LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

This current Ruze faggot needs to stop anti-ing this streamer. Where are the mods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312024
was it Flayon that said something about him being the emotional core? I’ve been thinking how often they’ll randomly bring him up kek they really do like him a lot too bad it’s not mutual

[Anonymous No.]

why people say they can't rewatch ruzes karaoke? i watch it for the first time, it's not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312781
Oh, so it's a whole lot worse than what I thought it was gonna be

[Anonymous No.]

FREE MY NIGGA RUZE HE DINDU NUFFIN

[Anonymous No.]

Pause it again and I will abduct Pollux

[Anonymous No.]

>>75313679
This karaoke was a tribute to his mom.. It was awesome but heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75313679
We don't think it's bad at all, it's really great. Just very sad due to the circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
Cover's fanbase is mostly male, and men are just too intimidated by their raw sexual energy.

[Anonymous No.]

I could barely listen to Ruze on his earlier karaokes but he’s actually almost okay now. sasuga idol journey

[Anonymous No.]

>>75313691
right? I expected weak ass japanese snacks, not ghost pepper curry
It really will end up being an 18+ stream with all the growling and panting we'll get

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312781
The poor koilet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312781
HE'S GONNA SHIT HIMSELF, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
The kind of people who would like them more (normies) are the kind of people that either don't have as much time to watch a 6 hour stream, are vtutber antis due to the reputation of the fanbase / idol culture, or are parasocial towards their favorite games thus watch speedrunners who are good at the game and don't take as much attention from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314087
don't forget all the SLURPING kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314087
I'm not going to coddle him as he is an adult that can do whatever the hell he wants but hopefully, one of the managers is on standby and he has milk this time.

[Anonymous No.]

GET FUCKED LARS ULRICH

[Anonymous No.]

Have you been good to your mom lately? Life happens fast, be careful.
I know I haven't been :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314274
>spoiler
you want him to shit himself even faster?

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING HATE AMERICAN ISPS
SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314313
anon doesn't about lactose free milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314286
No but I did tell her I loved her and that's enough for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314286
I don't fucking know anymore, anon. It's complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does like 80% of Tempus have lactose intolerance, what the fuck is that? I've only met 2 people that had it in my whole life, in fact I've known more colorblind people than lactose intolerants

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314527
Asian debuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314527
Chemtrails

[Anonymous No.]

>hakka rebroadcast endlessly looping because he fell asleep
>ruze rebroadcast down because internet hort
The duality of Holostars EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314527
Like 70% of Tempus is Asian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314527
Lactose intolerance is the default with humans, tolerance is a mutation that is most common with Europeans

[Anonymous No.]

Super real theory: Metallica chopped down his internet because they are faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314792
I believe this rrat

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>>75314792
Dave Mustaine vindicated once again

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>>75314665
I remember the first months where Hakka was having so many ISP problems to the point he was losing his mind, more than the usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314792
FUCK YOU JAMES HETFIELD YOU PRICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314727
I always knew asians were the inferior species

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>>75312949
I'm being serious when I say that Magni and Vesper's antics and graduations really fucked with the optics of Tempus. There was always this weird pressure of drama, or an "elephant in the room" feeling. I can't explain it well, but outside of VG's debut and the TSB Arc, the first 6 months of 2023 were rough and I think it harmed them a lot more than we realized at the time. (Especially the graduations, which really hit hard and a sizable portion of the old Tempura fanbase just fuckin left.)

Tempus Week, to me, was the start of a new era for the boys and honestly? I'm much happier with where they are now. Their Japan Arc was insanely fulfilling to witness and with how much closer all of them have gotten, it's a good feeling. I just want the best for these fucking dumbasses for powering through the rough shit and coming out as better people.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pee9O-K4IvY

[Anonymous No.]

>>75315236
But they make the best dog casserole

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314527
If you dont have lactose intolerance, then you will get it.
I know someone who was a complete and utter spice junkie, but can't do it any more because it melts his insides. Same goes for someone else, but with milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75315523
The japan arc was fucking ass. NO ONE WAS STREAMING. They have ONE job and they couldn't even do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75315692
Sorry anon I don't have weakling genes, I'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>75315757
>He thinks GI health is related to genes
l m a o
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>>75315800
Then why so many asians can't handle lactose? Do they just have bad luck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75315727
The Japan arc gave us Shiny Spicy 3D and full Tempus karaoke. Literally 0 other streams would have been totally fine with me after we got those

[Anonymous No.]

>>75315523
>with how much closer all of them have gotten
Altare still hasn't collabed with anyone in Armis except for Ruze. I'm starting to think the rrats about him hating Jurard are true. And who knows what's even happening with Bettel anymore.

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>>75316059
Also VG karaoke, honestly getting blue balled sucks but I know the 3ds are worth the wait because they'll have home 3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>75316059
Disagree, streamers need to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75316300
>I'm starting to think the rrats about him hating Jurard are true.
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75316393
Yeah, the potential for future content having those models creates is huge, so I really don’t mind some slow periods in exchange

[Anonymous No.]

>>75316059
stars content was basically zero just like it was yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>75316424
Having 3D models they can use for skits and concerts is a better use of time than forgettable League or zatsu stream #30

[Anonymous No.]

>>75316657
They were barely working during Japan arc with no streams, anon. By their own admission, they were all mostly hanging out and travelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75316722
Source?

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>>75316424
Aside from GoldBullet, all of them did stream, what are you talking about? If you're talking about March, basically all of the English side of HoloPro barely streamed due to Expo/Fes.

[Anonymous No.]

what's that website called where you can see who has channel audience overlap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75316722
this anon doesn't watch streams

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>>75316722
I remember ruze apologizing. It almost made me respect him a bit.
Almost.

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>>75316722
And? We still got 3D models we wouldn’t have gotten if they didn’t go. The idea that having the boys just shitting out the same old streams from home would be preferable to even just the HQ 3Ds alone is baffling

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>>75316483
Around the time Armis debuted, Altare said something along the lines of "be careful with these guys". Some people thought it was just a lore thing and that he would come around and interact with them eventually but that hasn't happened. Everyone else in Tempus has but not Altare. Possible theories are as follows
>Altare is distrustful of Jurard due to him being a Hololive fanboy that knew almost nothing about Holostars before coming in
>Altare was against the idea of StarsEN expanding and thought it should have been just the Tempus 6 for longer (Magni reacted similarly to VG)
>Altare doesn't like Flipinos

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317097
Your theory is quite impressive but while Altare is retarded, he's 100% not retarded enough to openly speak out against other talents. Cool rat though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317097
Based Altare hating the flips

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>>75316838
>due to Expo/Fes
Uh-huh. You (and some others here) are very naive.

[Anonymous No.]

This Hakka rebroadcast karaoke is now longer then Magnis longest karaoke!

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1787923617466171765
>Most likely no stream, if it happens it'll be a zatsu
>Keeps getting bit by mosquitoes
>Schedule later

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317312
>hates the flips
>collabed with octavio in content warning

so who invited who in that collab? axel? shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317097
Na, he's just still hurt over everything thats happened and needs time to open up to them.

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>>75317097
I do remember that, he said something like “be careful who you trust, I’m going to be careful and take my time with who I’m friends with, I’m not jumping into anything or forcing myself just because we’re in the same company”. Honestly a smart choice after the magnoir implosion. But shortly after that he posted twitter video of him playing Lethal Company offline with Hakka/Goldie/Axel(? before they got perms) so clearly he was interacting with them behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317097
The second option is probably true, but I doubt his comment has anything to do with that. kek
It was just a little lore-related joke.

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>>75317097
Anon...Altare literally just called GB on stream at the end of his latest Majora's Mask stream. He's collabed with all of the members except Jurard, and even they had that anime moment together on the bridge in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317729
Ok if this is the actual full quote then nevermind, I take back what I said here >>75317767 (Me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317778
>He's collabed with all of the members except Jurard
No surprise there, honestly. Jurard streams at 3AM, and Altare's seen enough clickbait to know never to do anything at that time of night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317472
You got me anon, they were fucking all the hololive members

[Anonymous No.]

>>75318103
Those hololive members? All me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317097
Reminder that during Altare's first stream he was happily reading things that people asked him to say until someone asked him to say something "that'd make Filipinos happy". All the sudden he was against taking requests like that because it's "monkey see monkey do".

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314286
I wish things were better between us but she still babies me and I help her with anything she needs and that’s fine for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317606
Wrong, Magni had a 7.5hr karaoke once. But he’s getting close now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75314217
>idol fan for nearly a decade
>used to really hate vtuber due to picrel
>suddenly a ruzader

well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317767
>>75317778
This, dino made him let his guard down during that heart to heart on the bridge but they're still villains he can't get too close with

[Anonymous No.]

>>75318297
Altare hates women and now he's racist, can he be any more based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75318353
Proud member of the 14%!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75318353
Ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>75318581
I can’t believe korean blue fuck fit the nazi femboy type more than Magni, he even had the haircut for it

[Anonymous No.]

theres no way shinri and chihuahuamane arent dating

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka do be looping again

[Anonymous No.]

I am chihuahuamane

[Anonymous No.]

>>75319143
tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>75312949
Male vtuber debuff
Holostars debuff
But they're all good dudes so enjoy your stay

[Anonymous No.]

kek
https://twitter.com/poisonicpen_/status/1787919987941982441

[Anonymous No.]

>>75319631
I love cursed Miyabi creatures... I wish I knew japanese so I could watch him

[Anonymous No.]

>>75319350
I'M Chihuahuamane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75317886
I think it's just going to end up being like the Shintare situation where Altare is more than willing to collab but Jurard needs to take the initiative and ask him before it will actually happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75318590
You wouldn't... surely you must be jesting...

[Anonymous No.]

TToTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75320289
Where's the 3D Hakka?

[Anonymous No.]

>has been singing for over 7 hours
his secret lessons have improved his throat stamina!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75320042
Sadly, I'm guessing that means a Jurard collab has a higher chance of happening. Getting Shinri to ask any of the boys to collab with him himself is like pulling teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75319820
his vlogs have english subtitles via NekoCap if you ever want to check those out, I do recommend them

[Anonymous No.]

>>75320541
Next week! or the week after that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75320656
I didn't know that, thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75320707
You fuckers don’t have many weeks of your 90 days left. Stop doing 8 hr karaokes and get in the mocap suit you stupid bird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75320637
Well, Jurard is still planning to invite Shinri for a collab at some point, so at least there's that. I was really pleasantly surprised that Shinri made him that collab coupon for his birthday - that was unusually proactive of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75320975
It's because he got caught off guard with Jurard saying his birthday stream was one day but it was actually a day earlier in flip time and as an apology for accidentally steaming over his birthday bash, so thank Jurard's single braincell

[Anonymous No.]

>>75321207
I wanted to superchat him to say Jurard’s birthday is on but I thought it would be supremely rude, and sure enough, none of the comfykois spammed the chat to remind him either kek. Oh well, hopefully we’ll get a good collab out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75320541
STOP HITTING MY ANEMIC LITTLE BROTHER

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BANZOIN'S WILD RIDE

[Anonymous No.]

Please just one sniff that is all I ask for in life

[Anonymous No.]

I’ll never get tired of his random bird screeches

[Anonymous No.]

>>75321837
Hes the only one live and I feel like I'm losing my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>75319723
kek

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>>75319628
>shinri talked about wanting a partner who is introverted and likes staying at home and gaming just like him and was wondering how he would ever meet them
>in the japan arc the boys start talking about how its funny that the manes have the same personality as the boys they manage - especially shinri and chihuahuamane
>also shes a game dev
>she got shinri tickets to go to the ib café which he was ecstatic about since its his favorite game and he didnt manage to get tickets himself
>shinri (and flayon) got her an og xbox since those are rare in japan
>really praises her whenever he talks about her
>said he had to keep the white day stream short because he had to go do something with his manechan
>she has to love him to deal with all his perms stuff
>other shit im forgetting about
the real reason shinri has been so happy in japan is because he has found love. no i will not take my meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322710
well hopefully she can get him a nice house in the suburbs with a yard for biscuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322710
Dating your manager seems like a bad idea really, have really try to keep that relationship happy and last

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322710
>she has to love him to deal with all his perms stuff
it's literally her job

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322710
By this logic, Altare and Toramane are married. Toramane walked 45 minutes in winter to buy him this specific children's ice cream cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75323015
To that end didn't he also straight get told to not ask for so many random games no one else cares about

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322927
That does remind me: doesn't holopro have a rule where a talent cannot date a manager (other talents and outside people yes, managers no)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322927
>>75323226

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>>75323166
Yeah, I remember they put a cap on how many he can ask for at once because he was sending them long lists with mostly titles that only he was ever going to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75302961
Hakka toxic third round

[Anonymous No.]

>>75323166
Yeah, he got told off for sending in too many perms requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75323343
Ah, right, I knew I recognized that rule from somewhere. A shame how all that went down, because her design was cute in a geek chic kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75323343
Being axed in like a week makes her one of the funniest women in the company

[Anonymous No.]

>The little things give you away up next
I'm ready for kino for the third time

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322710
chihuahuamane is married

[Anonymous No.]

>>75323741
>>75323745
I like the Hololive Iceberg entry that suggests her departure was a false flag to keep everybody else on their toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75323166
Yeah, during ISP arc he thought it would be a good idea to record and upload offline LPs so he got a list of like 100+ games and submitted it. He got told to use the game perms they’ve already obtained first for that, and focus requests on games that he wants to stream live so everybody can share them, talents and audiences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75323763
i'm waiting for it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322710
>>really praises her whenever he talks about her
>>said he had to keep the white day stream short because he had to go do something with his manechan
but that'd be scummy of him, and Shinri isn't scummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75323855
that was also like 2 days before holo expo, all of them were merting up

[Anonymous No.]

any bakers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75324238
aye aye

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn near perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>75324334
chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>75322710
you will take these meds or i will forcibly feed them to you

[Anonymous No.]

How has he not woken up yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75324678
he usually wakes up around 8am jst

[Anonymous No.]

9 hours of loops

[Anonymous No.]

>>75324678
it's 7 am

[Anonymous No.]

>>75324752
Its 7:13 am there rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>75324752
so in 45 mins then

[Anonymous No.]

He’s brought sexy back… again

[Anonymous No.]

BE GONE WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

...yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

I love jurard

[Anonymous No.]

TEQUILA

[Anonymous No.]

Does it count as dead hours if it's just Hakka on the indefinite telly

[Anonymous No.]

>>75325533
don't end your rebroadcast, hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>75325548
Only 30 minutes until leader telly. We’re so alive

[Anonymous No.]

Junior voice needs to be removed from the roulette

[Anonymous No.]

DAME MAS GASOLINA

[Anonymous No.]

>>75325601
Big Leader love

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75325945

[Anonymous No.]

this aged so well

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1787811562650206611

[Anonymous No.]

>>75325985
Hakka is crying out for help within this eternal loop

[Anonymous No.]

LAST SONG

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How much you wanna bet Hakka will wake up and completely forget had the replay going. He's just hang out for a few hours before checking his messages.

[Anonymous No.]

the bird awakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>75326639
What time is it in his country? 7pm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75326765
He's still in Japan, so it's 7:59 AM for him

[Anonymous No.]

FOURTH LOOP

[Anonymous No.]

>wakes up right in time for the 3rd ending and redirecting to altare with barely a minute
my perfect professional birbman

[Anonymous No.]

The lobotomy finally took

[Anonymous No.]

>>75326806
>>75324752
i was right lol

[Anonymous No.]

Leader doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>75326876
KOKO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJbS4dGqCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJbS4dGqCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJbS4dGqCg

[Anonymous No.]

BROKE OUT OF THE TIMELOOP TO MEET THE DEMON LORD TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJbS4dGqCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJbS4dGqCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJbS4dGqCg

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75326966
cute puppeteer

[Anonymous No.]

Home…

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE HIM