The Shiori Novella - Chapter 11, Page 828

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Nature takes no account of moral consequences.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
STREAM Kyoufuu All Back

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>>75062392
Housewife Shiori...now give me naked apron

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I love Shiorin

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>>75062415
>Shiori Novella Birthday Celebration 2024:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/shiorinovella_bd2024

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The second I walk out of Shiori's line of sight she will text or call me saying how much she misses me.

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Continuing from the last page
Which is your favorite? PS1vella or Nendovella?
This is a trick question. Nendovella is criminally adorable

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>>75063237
she's too powerful... im afraid i wont enjoy the real 3D because of this...

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i don't deserve shiori

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>>75063432
I do though

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>>75063237
Nendo vela is way too cute and fits Shiori so well. It is my new favorite until she uses PS1Kimonovella

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>>75063237
Nendovella is so bouncy, love it

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https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1786613287888543966
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1786613287888543966
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1786613287888543966

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>>75066425
Nerissa with Shiori?!!!

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>>75066425
YO WHAT

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Shiori is offcollabing with Rissa

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Nice

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>She kept feeding me
Nice, She's an architect too

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>>75066425
Knew she was coming over.

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she is going to rape her

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FUTA SHIORI NERISSA SEX

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>Rissa flirts
>Shiori doesn't care
Rinse and repeat

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>>75066957
yo

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I MISSED THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF GEX
FUCK

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>>75066995
QRD
>Rissa kept feeding Shiori
>She can't stop looking at SHiori
>She thinks Shiori is pretty

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>>75067056
>>Rissa kept feeding Shiori
It's not fucking fair

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>>75067056
She just like me fr fr

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They talk so much easier in person. Is this how they sound like on discord when uncensored?

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>They're playing with their plushies making fighting noises
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

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>watashi wa Shiorin~
kawaii

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>>75067294
>watashi wa Shiori Dez Novellas
Never change you dork

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Shiori keeps on winning

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They are having sex

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>>75067056
Shiori confirmed pretty?

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>>75067404
was there doubt

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kek shiori

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2 BASKETBALLS?

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Kek they're both flat

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Rissa is so bad at yuri bait

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>>75067404
Nerissa calls everyone pretty

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>>75067404
>>75067658
Women call each other pretty all the time, but I believe Shiori is the prettiest

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To be honest I'm glad we got this over a Neffex karaoke. Shiori and Rissa clearly get along a lot better when in person, this is the chemistry I've always wanted from them.

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These dorks kek

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sex

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SHIORI IS MOLESTING RISSA

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Fuck off Rissa, she's MY girl failure

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Goddamnit it should be me.

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She is fingering her...

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>They're tickling each other
Fuck man it ain't fair

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>>75067923
I'd rather Neffex.

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>She's holding my hand

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>handholding
l-lewd

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>Holding hands
That should be me!

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Why can't I be in that room

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>tomorrow's stream will be a fucking collab
>forced yurishit
Kill me now

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>>75068341
I am in the walls

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SEX SEX SEX

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OFFCOLLAB?

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Hiya novelights! I just woke up what did I m-

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She cleaned her house for Rissa that's cute

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>>75068461
QRD
>SEX

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And membership cancelled

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>>75068461
She has called us Novelites correctly. It's over now!

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I'm so fucking jelly right now

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>>75068553
nyo...

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>>75068376
>>75068536
Get filtered, don't let the door hit you on the way out
>forced
holy cope kek

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>Shiori whispered in Rissa's ear
Fuck it should've been me

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>>75068656
>thinks it's not forced
C'mon

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AHHHH FUCK YOU TWITTER FOR NOT GIVING ME A NOTIFICATION FOR THIS

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>>75068656
Why are you arguing instead of just telling him to kill himself?

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Shiori is a normie

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Are we cool now, guys?

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>>75068781
You're right
>>75068376
>>75068536
kill yourselves

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guerilla collab tomorrow

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>>75068617
>She did it again just now
VICTORY

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>>75068810
We always were

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they're gone....

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>>75068753
it's archived

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WTF THIS SPACE WAS JUST TO FLEX
FUCK YOU RISSA

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This is gonna crash and burn as hard as kronmei...

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>>75068893
And they're going to have mindblowing sex

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Commence sex

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>>75068810
No, I still think Rissa is annoying. She's such a one trick pony when Shioir is in the same room.
I tolerate her because she's Shiori's friend though

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>>75068928
kronmei crashed and burned?

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>>75068927
I will never have a sleepover with cute hand holding and ticklish girlfriends


Why live?

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Well it ended up being a good night for me at least.

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May this Era of peace among the Novelites and Jailbirds be everlasting

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Shiori could have still done the stream.

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>>75068810
Always been cool

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>>75068947
She is a good friend

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>>75068810
S-s-sometimes you are fine... i guess

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>>75069037
Yeah, I was feeling a little sadshi but that made my night better.

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>>75069091
Your mom could've aborted you, but here we are

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I think it was cute

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>>75069152
Go back to global

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Why are they in a cardboard box?

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RATE THE SPACE

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>>75069212
They're slowly floating towards Japan.

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Reminder this is archiveanon having a schizo meltdown.

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>>75069091
You could have still killed yourself.

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Okay which is the strongest yuri ship in HoloEn? This interaction and naming their daughter and son definitely bumped them up there

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RRATMAN COME TO ME
i believe Rissa was planned to come over to Shiori's place around saturday hence the guerilla, but arrived early so both spent the day hanging out. Shiori was up pretty early today to, RT stuff on twitter at around 8 CST.

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>>75069194
Fuck you you're not allowed to show positivity here

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STRAIGHTFAGS BTFO

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>>75069240
5/10
Pros: Had Shiori
Cons: Had Nerissa

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Shiori and Rissa will have gay sex and you will like it.

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>>75069240
That should be me!/10

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>>75069240
I just missed it/10

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>>75069327
A majority of posts here are praising it. What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>75069295
Amesame tops everyone else. The only downside is both are MIA. I think ShioRaven is up there too

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>sisters spend the entirety of her birthday and the day leading up to it fantasizing about homo intereactions with Shiori, stream call-ins, etc
>they are immediately confronted with Shiori and Rissa hanging out irl, extremely heavy CGDCT (they will have sex later)
I fucking love Shiori, and Rissa's pretty cool too

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Kek archiveanon got cucked by a woman.

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>>75069357
kys

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>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, kocham cię!

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>>75069251
ADVENT 3D SOON maybe

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>>75069240
It made my night after being in a depressive state (doom scrolling on tiktok. God I can't wait for this app to be banned) 10/10 Short but sweet space. This also proves their friendship isn't "forced" as some say.

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>>75069462
cry about it. I don't have to like her. Maybe if Nerissa didn't sound like a broken record I'd like her more

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>>75069309
Sounds strong given that she was planning to do the karaoke earlier than usual

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I love Shioraven

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>>75069557
...have you heard the loops that Shiori talks through?

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>>75069557
You don't have to be here either, feel free to fuck off. We love Rissa here.

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Does anyone got the archive of the space?

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mindbreaking Shiori into liking coffee

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>>75069432
Novelites enjoying this twitter space enjoy shit stirring the sisters who hate Nerissa

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Ignore archiveanon. He's been shitting up the thread again ever since he got BTFO by Shiori when she told him it was okay to reupload privated streams.

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>>75069699
This. If you don't like Shiori's friend, you're not a real Novelite.

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>>75069667
shigga it's not unarchived...

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>>75069438
I think I'd have to agree perhaps have them at 3rd below Amesame and Takamori (Thank fuck the gays learned their lesson since then and hasn't fucked up any other ship)

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>>75069667
The space is archived in Rissa's account

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>>75069667
It's not unarchived so just go grab it.

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>>75069667
Yes Nerissa does because it's recorded. Have fun anon.

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>>75069602
Shiori has repeated tangents and stories before but there's a good variety of them. Nerissa is just "I love you, Shiori. You're my girlfriend/wife" and Shiori goes "Okay" and we do the same thing again for the rest of time.
>>75069603
I'll never leave. I love Shiori

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>>75069780
>>75069788
>>75069820
Ayo, very nice

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>>75069699
>>75069751
You don't have to like her but shitposting about her whenever she appears is retarded

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>>75069768
Takamori at it's height was cute, but I barely hear anything from them nowadays so I move ShioRaven over that. Honestly, Faumei is a close third too.

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>>75069828
You're not welcome here.

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>>75069828
> Nerissa is just "I love you, Shiori. You're my girlfriend/wife" and Shiori goes "Okay"
To be fair Shiori could come and be creative with her responses too
> I'll never leave. I love Shiori
Happy to hear that shigger.

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Shiori will never be your girlfriend. She belongs to Rissa.

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>>75069828
Ok cool. I better not see you shitting up the thread tomorrow for the stream. If you don't like it, don't watch it

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>>75069708
Going to have to try harder than that. We’re all residents of this general so your “ArchiveAnon is bad” bait will never work.

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>>75070063
And Nerissa belongs to me. Vassal of my vassal is my vassal.

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>>75070063
>Shiori will never be my girl friend
Yeah, because she is my wife, and Rissa is her girlfriend that she brings along when we have sex

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>>75069923
They've figuratively taken a backseat giving out crumbs every now and then and I gotta agree Faumei is very strong though Kronmei Kronfaumei are just as imo

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>>75069295
So many ways to answer this. But in general I think the strongest holoEN ship of all time is TakaMori.

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>>75069295
According to a post from global, the top 3 gayest streams have been
>Kronii and Sally
>This space
>The Promise handcam
Honorary mention:
Kiara and Ina during the off collab karaoke

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>>75070198
Nice

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Yasashii hours

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>>75069936
Boohoo, shigga. I'm welcome here because I love Shiori.
>>75070034
>To be fair Shiori could come and be creative with her responses too
When Shiori is dismissive of what Nerissa is saying it comes off more as apathetic towards it rather than playing hard to get. It's always shut down so instantly. Maybe if Nerissa started the conversation with something more interesting than the same thing she's said since debut Shiori would give a better response
>>75070067
I'm watching because Shiori is in it. These threads are to discuss Shiori and her streams. If you want nonstop praising go to the stream chat or a reddit or something

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>>75070185
That ship is propped up by fans from one country. I don't know what nation is the blue-pink-white flag, but everyone who posts TakaMori seems to be from there.

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You claim to hate Nerissa, yet if she appeared in your room and offered to suck your dick, you would do it. Don't lie and say you wouldn't.

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>>75070409
I'm a loyal man, unlike you.

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>>75070185
Takamori changed the brain chemistry of hundreds of female fans. Shits revolutionary
>>75070198
Kronii is peak lesbian bait. Clocks like catnip

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>>75070409
Not a fair argument, you can apply that to Niji girls too and anons would still say yes.

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>>75070426
Yeah, loyal, but replace lo with ga and al with empty space

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>>75070464
gaempty space?

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Some minute detail from the space. Rissa kept looking at Shiori which prompted her to ask why she was staring so much. Rissa called her pretty, but what's most interesting is that Shiori seem to not be used people staring at her for more than 2-3 seconds. GIGA autism

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>>75070527
WE ARE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM
WELCOME FRIENDS MAKE SURE TO STREAM KYOUFUU ALL BACK

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>>75070309
Anon Shioraven is basic yuri 101. Shioris said she's not a fan of the flirty types but any Yumejo would know that this is prime yuri. It's like tsundere but not as on the nose right. Shiori is literally just a low powered Mori when it comes to the ship and that's 100% intentional given how she's obviously a Mori fan and Nerissa folds to Kiara under minimal pressure

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>>75070527
>Shiori seem to not be used people staring at her for more than 2-3 seconds
we are
in high school they recorded some spoof debate and made some of us sit there as props and not say anything, just look interested. The bitch with the camera pointed at me for legit 30 seconds and I had to sit there poker faced, it was the longest half of a minute of my life

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>>75070563
Thanks. I even looked up kpop streaming tips to make sure my view counted every time I watched. I am only a little embarrassed about that.

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>>75070617
>It's like tsundere
do you know the definition of that word? I get where you're going at, man. But there's never anything new to this. I don't think there'd be progression of acceptance or rejection but just fucking say something different. Am I not making sense?

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>>75070793
Get over yourself.

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They are having the most intense sex of their lives right now.

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>>75070563
>120K views from 108 this morning
Damn

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shiori's futa cock painting rissa's insides

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>>75070869
Dude, I'm just commenting on what I think of it and (You)'re taking it as if it's a personal jab. You're great for loving Shiraven. I just don't care for it because of how one-note it is

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Shiori craves lesbian sex.

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>>75070527
Shiori also got surprised when Rissa randomly held her hand. She's not used to physical affection girls usually do to each other. I love this giga autist so much

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Everyone who thought Shiori was the straightest member of Hololive just got proven wrong.

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>>75070913
Yes and I'm about to jump in after they properly warm themselves up
>>75070996
Shiori also got surprised when Rissa touched her while trying out clothes. I find that cute

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>>75070793
I'm trying to explain it in a way that makes sense but we seem to be mixed up. Think about it, the ship wouldn't have gone anywhere at all it they had both been flirting with each other at the start. Takamori was such a hit because of Moris resistance (and of course them being thematic) and how she slowly opened up to it all. It was ruined by fans rushing it get me? There's gonna be progression because that's what makes it so good, watching them grow closer and closer. Add on Shioris tism and it's icing on the cake but if I'm not making sense my apologies its simply my own tism working overtime

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yuri sisters are desperate tonight

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>>75071062
I wouldn't go that far, but being the straightest in holo compared to everyone else is not a high bar to cross lol

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>>75071119
straightfags lost

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>>75070996
Usually people who never feel affection in their lives fall for the first person who give it to them.

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>>75071119
>>75069449
holy cope, kek

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>>75071190
We know this isn't applicable to Shiori

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>>75071140
Unironically Mococo may be the straightest Holo if you ignore the incest bait

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Nijiniggers couldn't shit up shiori's birthday

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Sisters hate Shioraven because it breaks their narrative that Shiori hates Hololive.

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>>75071224
Thanks for reminding me about past archive.

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>>75071117
>the ship wouldn't have gone anywhere at all it they had both been flirting with each other at the start.
Yes it would. If anything it would be more popular.
>There's gonna be progression
We'll see. Almost a year in and nothing's changed too much. Of course they're friends but the yuri aspect stops at a halt with it being so one sided. It comes off as a lesbian trying to win a losing battle rather than a 'Will they Won't They?'.

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>>75071377
NIGGA DID YOU LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SPACE

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>>75071261
This is why it will never end. Novelites keep asking for it.

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>>75071315
Even funnier in this exact case considering they spent the last 2ish days shitposting about Fl*yon or whoever the fuck else chatting with her, appearing in her birthday stream, etc, and now they get this. BTFO'd as per usual.

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>>75071411
He did, but he selectively heard only the moments Shiori "shot" Rissa down.

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>>75071441
Thanks for outing yourself.

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So while you guys argue semantics about Sesbian lex, should I get a burger, a rice bowl from some Japanese or Chinese takeout, or a Viet bread roll?

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>>75071537
Eat my balls

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>>75071411
Yes. We LITERALLY had the fucking bit I talked about where Shiori literally just replies "Okay" to Nerissa flirting, it happened multiple times. Do my posts come off as me saying Shiori despises Nerissa or something? I know she doesn't. I think they are friends.

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>>75071537
the burguer

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>>75071537
All of those sound great. For me, I'd go with which one is the cheapest and which restaurant is the closest to me.

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>>75071411
Bro chill they obviously did they just have a different viewpoint
>>75071377
From experience ships sail farther and stronger if there's something open with it. Even on the jp side Okakoro are strong but not nearly as strong as Micomet. It's more entertaining if there's some resistance because fans can write or draw around it. Shioris aloofness is perfect because you can write or draw out Nerissa breaking through that rather than it already being done. That's why the progression is such a good thing because it can seem like a losing battle but that's like raised stakes ya know

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Anyways, that was a cute way to end the night. Good night, I love Shiorin

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>>75072108
Sleep well!

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>>75071689
>It's more entertaining if there's some resistance because fans can write or draw around it.
That's fair, I get the appeal of it on paper. But unless the delivery changes from just an "okay" I don't think I'll join the hype of it. I feel like if a story that had two characters interacting like that people would see it as never happening. Think of someone like Brock from Pokemon or Sanji from One Piece without getting physically hurt.

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the idea of cucking Shiori with Nerissa is hot.

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>>75072297
What about Shiori cucking you with Nerissa?

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>>75072297
This, but Nerissa with Shiori

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>>75072297
She will cut my dick with her scissors, I pass

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>>75072416
If they let me watch and do it 20cm away from my face

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>>75072278
Yeah I get it. Imo it's just a better time seeing as once Shiori starts saying "I love you" first you'll be able to feel the progress they've made. Not only as friends but as people too

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>>75072297
What about cucking Nerissa with Shiori

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>>75072550
Shiori said that to us on her first week of streaming and won't say it anymore. She hates us.

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>>75072635
Watch streams or fuck off

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They are two of a kind
Two children warm and wild
In a world going blind they raise their voices
Speaking for the mute
Building dreams of love finding their way through it
They are turned into myths, a beacon of hope

Live that you might find the answers
You can't know before you live
Love and life will give you chances
From your flaws learn to forgive

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>>75072678
Not a single love you in all of the birthday stream.

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>>75072678
Ignore them they literally have no clue what I'm talking about.

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>>75072678
>>75072782
Sisters stirring up shit. They lost.

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Good night. I literally love Shiori

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>>75072928
Good night. I’m literally in love with Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

Go be gay in prechat for Shiori's amusement.

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>>75072715
Good shit Anon

[Anonymous No.]

God, that cast was short but it really made my evening. I'm so glad these two can finally meet and do stuff in-person now

[Anonymous No.]

Wait I thought shiori was straight?

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>>75073846
Sister rrat

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>>75073846
She's part of Hololive, everyone gets turned prison gay, no exceptions. It's Shiori's yuri arc.

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>>75073846
She is. It's corpo mandated yuri bait. Don't take it too seriously

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>>75073846
All women are bisexual
>b- bu
No exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>75073956
Right, because I'm sure "act lesbian or we'll fire you" is definitely in their contracts.

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>>75073956
cope and seethe

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>>75074004
Probably not literally but it's obviously heavily encouraged. Again, don't take it too seriously. It's CGDCT but you'd be delusional to expect an actual romantic relationship to form from it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get why it's ok for us to get cucked by a girl but not by a guy

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>>75074418
Shhhh, if you talk about it you'll be called a sister

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>>75069295
The eternal ship
>>75070198
>no gurame karaoke
False results

[Anonymous No.]

So flying out to japan on sunday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75074418
As if you had any chance with Shiori in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75074525
I do. You don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>75074418
Their fellow anime women don't count. And because we know in real life they're straight and it's just girl friendship.

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>>75074418
>us
You're not blending in very well.

[Anonymous No.]

Sisters don't understand that random males don't show up out of nowhere to an offcollab, kek.

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>>75074643
the fuck are you talking about?

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>the split becomes so slow, sisters have the opportunity to reply to themselves in consecutive posts...

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>>75074688
Let them talk to themselves, see how long they take to get bored.

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>>75074508
They probably won't say it but it looks like what I said the other day was sort of right
>Fly to Shiori to hang out/stream
>Fly to Japan

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>>75074663
Niji offcollabs turn into offpako when out of nowhere a surprise male shows up. This isn't Niji, there's no cucking sis.

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>>75074799
Ah, nobody actually expects a homo to show up, right?
>sis
What did I say that sounded sister like? Sorry for not keeping up with Nijisanji, I guess.

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>>75074418
Every man loves watching lesbian sex, unless they're some weird fundie

[Anonymous No.]

So shiori has bigger tits than rissa?

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>>75074946
Gets kinda boring after a couple of years desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>75074418
Yuri is the purest form of love

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>>75075133
Wrong. My love for Shiori is more pure!

[Anonymous No.]

Sounding like this japan arc could last up to month going by what shiori said which is....yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>75075169
Unless you're an Advent newfag you know what to expect, and for the aftermath. We'll get through it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75075143
Anon I would say I hate to tell you this but I don't
Thou Art Yuri
Your love it pure because you are yuri yourself! Don't believe me? Check your foreskin

[Anonymous No.]

>>75075228
What about my foreskin now?

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>>75074418
Because "lesbian" "love" is a meme.

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>>75075261
The joke only works if yer circumcised

[Anonymous No.]

>>75075304
Sorry for ruining the joke. If it makes you feel better, Shiori is fascinated by my foreskin

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>>75075374
>He doesn't know
That's great Anon. If she pulls out scissors just think of the rabbits

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>>75075413
Shiori likes it too much to get her scissors close to it. She says she'd miss it

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>>75075477
Only one way to truly keep it safe

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Wow I went to sleep in a perfect time, I fucking hate yuribait. Shiori is straight, anyone else who has been here since the start knows, you can ignore all you want, this is all for views and baiting for fanart. Why do they do this? Because they can't do anything else more interesting.
>You don't like yuribait, must be a sister
Grow up retard. I love Shiori and only her, I'm jealous even of her cats. There's nothing wrong with hating it. Glad I can keep this general closed for some time now.

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>>75075542
This but unironically

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>>75075542
>I'm jealous even of her cats
what a funny thing to say

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>>75075492
Inside her, then outside her, then inside her, then outside her

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>>75075542
>I'm jealous even of her cats
Okay, you should really consider this a tell of major mental illness that you should seek therapy for because it can and will impact any relationships you could have in real life
Adding "I'm a massive menhera retard" to your post doesn't make it sound better

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>>75075542
You can hate it all you like that's fair, but the way you put this is so pathetic I can't help but laugh instead of respecting your opinion.

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>>75075542
Ngl Anon adding in the last bit about Salt and Pepper invalidated your entire message. Here's yer sister mention: it's much like the Vox Enna situation a while back

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>>75075542
There's no way this isn't a shitpost, this has to have been written as a joke.

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>>75075681
>>75075699
I don't care what you think of me, but saying only sisters hate it it's too much.

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>>75075542
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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>>75075542
Shiori will always love Nerissa more than you, some random faceless nobody.
Cope, seethe and fuck off forever, you're not welcome here.

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>>75075756
I think I'd rather be called a sister than outing myself as a fucking robot that blew in from /r9k/, personally
But you do you, buddy

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>>75075542
If it makes you feel better, all 'yuribait' is really just friend shit between girls. No one that matters believes it will lead anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

What they dont mention is their boyfriends off camera.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuri? Oh you mean that thing women do to excite men?

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa is convincing Shiori to "Just try it" as we speak. And by "it" Let's just say, heh, puss

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>>75075756
Sister has a multifaceted meaning, you don't have to be a Nijikek to be a sister you just have to make a post that sounds like a woman typed it. In this case it's not so much sounding like a woman, more just a very sad man. As someone else said you invalidated almost everything you had to say by saying you're jealous of her fucking cats. Doesn't matter if it's hyperbole, it's on the internet now and everyone will laugh at you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Just listened to their twitter space
>Shiori revealed that Rissa has smaller tits
Kek, my side.

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>>75075909
ding ding ding

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>>75075918
Wow I feel so humiliated, whatever will I do... It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

IMAGINE HOW FLAT RISSA MUST BE

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>>75075918
I'm laughing at you for how seriously you're taking this. Only a woman would be that offended by someone commenting on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75075943
Shiori was excited to finally find someone smaller than her.

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>>75075882
Sorry, this isn't Phase Connect

[Anonymous No.]

>>75075984
We don't have to imagine it.

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>>75075943
>my side
>singular
a-anon...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076022
don't rub it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076022
Maybe it wasn't that funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076006
God imagine if their size differences are like Shioris own model and Inas

[Anonymous No.]

>>75075984
Who is flatter? Shiori or Rissa?

[Anonymous No.]

Do THESE look small to you?!

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>>75076054
Shiori confirmed it's Rissa.

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>>75076054
Shiori is a solid c cup, nerissa's are non-existent

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076089
She's pretty stacked. I think Shiori has bigger tits though. But there's no way that's flat. I don't know what tits these other shiggers are looking at for Rissa to be flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076054
Biboo might even have more boobs than that stick anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076089
I'm sorry Anon but those are actually feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076089
Sorry but Shiori mogs Rissa

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>>75075993
I'm quite literally laughing while typing this post. You can't handle that your brother-in-arms robot has been assblasted can you?

[Anonymous No.]

JWU, Why is Nerissa raping Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076089
compared to Shiori's obscene udders? yeah

[Anonymous No.]

You fools, she was lying about her tits again

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076192
This time is believable.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori's tits are so big that Fuwamoco have to warn her she'll never find bras her size in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is big

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076176
Shiori mogs Nerissa with her heavy hangers

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>>75076161
That's great, sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori and Nerissa oiled up twerk off, who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076305
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076305
Shiori medium diff

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076305
Shiori got the titties but Nerissas dumpy is insane

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori cleaned up because Rissa was coming over
cute girlfailure

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>>75076331

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I hope nerissa got back to her hotel safely the twitter space was at a pretty late time and the city can be dangerous at night

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>>75076465
She's sleeping in Shiori's bed naked.

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>>75075943
Shiori doxxed Rissa's flat tits just so she can finally boast about being bigger than someone else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076500
Nerissa is recovering from being bred by Shiori nonstop for the last few hours

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>>75076465
That would unironically be really funny if Shiori kicked her out. There's no way she would do that to her friend

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't it be funny if Pepper shat on Nerissa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75076774
Fuck you, Pepper. Stop plotting againts your owner's friends as soon as you get the chance...

[Anonymous No.]

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED for Shiori to play Elden Ring.

[Anonymous No.]

Any idea what the offcollab will be? Zatsu? Maybe something 3D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077242
>Maybe something 3D?
Unlikely

[Anonymous No.]

Even knowing streams will likely be very scarce I'm still super excited for these next few weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077242
Probably zatsu...? but i'm hoping Rissa convince her to do some karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/amlichan/status/1786546089283522978/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori and Rissa are making a third child.

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>>75077242
It was already confirmed to be Shiori having sex with me while Nerissa watches behind a soundproof one way mirror room.

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>>75077242
I'm so fucking stupid. I was going to say maybe something related to monkeys because both Shiori's schedule and Nerissa said something about those but I realized that they were referring to guerilla/gorilla.
Zatsu, 3D, karaoke are all fun ideas, some more unlikely than others. Anything that shows off their chemistry is enough for me though.

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>>75077596
2 hours of Shiori and Nerissa making monkey sounds

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>>75077622
something something discovery channel

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a newvelite that just found out that Shiori was gone for 3 weeks last December. Did a lot get filtered at that time?

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>>75077666
It looks like people did, but those were also the cutest twitter spaces, and she stayed with us until it was Christmas and until Christmas ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077666
She had some of her cutest spaces ever during that time
files.catbox.moe/ieaj1k.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077804
I'm happy she sang both of the songs I sync'd
https://files.catbox.moe/t6miaq.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077666
first thing first...

then. You mean /here/? maybe... raids hit way harder back then.
But in general i remember content was enough, given the circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077369
This space is gonna spark so much fucking fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077943
Big day for annoying people

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077788
>>75077804
>>75077838
>>75077914
I'll make sure to listen to the spaces, thanks. How long do I have to wear the dress though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75077992
What is it like to be this miserable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75078047
Until we're done.

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>>75075542
>jealous even of her cats
Yeah ok, add me to the screenshot, you had me going till that last moment where you crumbled your own response.

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>>75075542
>I'm jealous even of her cats
Holy fucking shit. You don't need Shiori, you need help.