/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>74991103

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I love my wife so much!!

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Day 10! Give it up for day 10!

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Not reading last thread, I LOVE GURA!

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Chumbies I’m heating up some chicken nuggies.

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Fuck, why are you doing this to us, Gura?

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>>75033239
what sauce areyou eating them with chumbie

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>>75033194
a couple of days btw

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>75033309
I made a fry sauce earlier and its been chillin in the fridge. Its going to taste great

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>see you in a couple days when these meetings are done

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>>75033395
u shouldnt eat too much fries. it gives u cholesterol and heart disease

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>>75033449
you can pry my fries from my cold dead body

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You WILL love my shark wife and you will like it!

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>>75033406
We all know what "meetings" mean, and it isnt what you think. Its instead her bad mental health and im worried for her, im glad shes a streamer so she can focus of herself more. Hopefullyshe gets better soon.

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FuwaMoco would never do this to their fans. It really is night and day.

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>>75033582
u should eat guacamole with fresh tomatos and chili peppers and those good chips. avocados has the good kind of fat

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>>75033782
yeah they just outright cuck them and rub it in their face

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>>75033799
Sounds tasty

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>>75033661
>glad shes a streamer
You have to stream regularly to be considered a streamer.

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>>75033842
I would let Gura collab with JP girls if that meant we get 5 other streams per week.

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>>75033881
Explain her pissy cunny tshirt

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>>75033842
Collabing with JP senpai isn't cucking their fans, anon...
And they muted when management showed a picture of homostars on screen on the main channel.

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>>75033907
>>75033964
Sad to hear about the asmr thing. The dogs must be really excited about living in japan

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>>75033964
they gave their first time (ASMR) to the jps and put it behind a paywall, that's really fucked up and off-topic so I'll stop

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im going ot have a ham sandwich with swiss and mustard on rye bread

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>>75034038
>It wasn't our first ASMR it didn't count!
>We slipped and fell onto the ASMR mic and accidentally started whispering in only japanese!

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>>75034038
Yeah, that was a pretty poor decision, but I think their fans would be pretty stupid to leave them over it. They stream the most in EN, although biboo might beat them in hours, not sure.

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>>75034149
based

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sisters please go discuss your off-topic shit somewhere else jesus christ

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English ASMR makes me cringe

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So now "they" are using fwmc to shitpost... Why are you like this?

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>>75034235

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>>75034235
then why are you in the Gura thread, someone who did several english ASMRs?

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>>75033782
>>75034038
>>75034165
>>75034195
The only thing Chumbuds should take notes from Holos like Fuwamoco and their fanbase is that they should also be outright schzios and constantly complaining to Gura about the things they don't like.

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>>75033799

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So who in Hololive do you watch nowadays? Personally I really like IRyS

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>>75034309
I don’t listen to Gura’s ASMRs

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>>75034363
I watch chumbieprime and ogayu when I can

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>>75034165
>only Japanese
I think they did some in English as well. It was just mostly in Japanese.
They were asked to do ear blowing and stuff, but they actually flat out refused because they were saving that for their own ASMR, but most people upset about it don't mention that.

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>>75034363
I'm not interested in Hololive until Gura goes back to streaming regularly.

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>>75034388
I listen to a lot of avtubers and other assorted jp asmrtists but gura’s asmr is really special

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>>75034536
Palta!

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>>75034446
I listened to it to see what the whole thing was about I was doing something else at the time so maybe I missed it but I don't remember any english, if there was then it was still like 98% japanese.

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Gurass

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>>75034449
This but unironically, with some exceptions. Ogayu's factorio arc was fun, watching Bae earn her gamer card has been fun. I'm 99% uninterested but sometimes that 1% pops up and hooks me.

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>>75034363
I don't watch anyone anymore, I haven't felt into it the last few times I tried. I used to watch Fauna, Mumei, Ina, and Kiara.

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>>75034596
>the spanish word for avocado isn't avocado
what the actual fuck

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Is Gura white girl enough to have eaten an avocado toast while drinking a pumpkin spice latte?

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Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

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I want to consider gura an internet friend!

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>>75034960

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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

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>>75034784

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>>75034449
same desu I lose interest in hololive when Gura disappears, but when she's present I watch others too

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>>75035062

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>when you washed Gura's tail too many times

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>>75034970
>>75035053
fuck off anti

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>>75034310
I don't know if it would work.
Mococo broke down and cried during a member's stream because she thought them doing more Japanese streams for Golden Week would make their EN fans feel left out. She even said stuff like "if you hate us, I'll understand".
They ended up hiring a professional translator for their JP collabs and streams where they speak Japanese. They translate insanely fast at an average of 10 lines per minute. Their Lethal company stream with Fubuki and Koyori had 1200 translations. I've never seen anyone translate that quickly with practically no errors. So they probably paid a lot of money to do it, especially since there's so many JP streams this week for golden week.

For better or worse, I don't think Gura would ever get emotional like that over how she thought we felt about her or worry if we hate her or not. So I don't think complaining would work on her. I think she would mostly ignore it like how she turned pre-chat off for that one choo choo charles stream.

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>>75035109

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>>75035356

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>>75034616
Are you talking about the paywalled member's stream on the main channel? They were taking requests and had a couple English lines at the end.

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>>75035312
that's disheartening

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>>75034970
>>75035053

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>>75035511
I don't know. Part of me likes the way Gura handles it because it results in less drama. But then again, I wish she was more emotionally attached to us as well.

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>>75035356
Avacado! Avacado!

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>>75035312
Ruffians bullied their oshis so hard that they had to shell out moolah for a translator? They should be ashamed

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>>75035312
That pre-chat incident isn't really indicative of anything. Plenty of other instances of Gura listening to what people say. You can say it's inconsistent but she doesn't ignore it to the extent you're claiming.

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>>75035388
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>>75035637
Ashamed? They should be proud. I wish we bullied our oshi like they did.

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Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

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>>75035725
as you can see, there are plenty of fembuds in this thread

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>>75035640
I just meant that Gura is really adept at avoiding drama. I just don't think she would ever let herself be emotionally vulnerable to us on stream. Not to that extent. The only time I can remember was during her first birthday, but that was out of happiness and gratitude instead of worry and insecurity. She came close when she said, "I'm sorry. I know you come here for a good time.", but she's never really allowed herself to be emotionally vulnerable around us.

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>>75036058
god damn that's a fat tail

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>>75035608
>I wish she was more emotionally attached to us as well.
yeah... It felt like she used to be, at least somewhat.
I said that's disheartening because there isn't anything we can do to make her more attached to us anymore, at least I can't come up with anything that hasn't been tried already.

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I feel like we have a lot in common with the ruffians. For example, I strongly relate to this post, except about you guys instead:
>>75030767

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>>75036250
>that hasn't been tried already
What exactly did you try?

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>>75036401
Probably posting about it here or leaving a supa at the very end of a collab that he knows won't ever be read.

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Imagine thinking you limp dicks could make Gura cry by bullying her.

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>>75036160

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>>75036470
I could, with my penis.

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>>75036587
That's why I added in "limp dick". Your flaccid little worm couldn't even pry open her cavity even if you tried.

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>>75036470
I know, right? You have to care about someone in order for their words to actually upset you.

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>>75036642
Of course not, I'm not even a dentist.

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>>75036476
Why did you post a tiny version for ants?

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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

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>>75036843
Fembuds do not want to be together with chumbuds.

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>>75036874
Based

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>>75036401
me personally? I wrote in chat, left comments and sent supas
in the beginning I was extremely concerned for her and wrote things like
>are you okay? please talk to us
>please tell us what's going
then
>that I would like it and appreciate it if she communicated more
>that it doesn't have to be tweets and that members posts would have less eyes on her
>that it would be nice if she told us when she goes on a break instead of disappearing
and then
>that I want to see her more and just spend time with her no matter what, even if she doesn't have anything to say
>that I hope that she one day comes back because she wants to, not because she's obligated to

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>>75036897
You might be right about part of the fembud population, but generalizing every single fembud like this is wrong.

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>>75036827
Seems fine to me

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Chumbies I unclogged my toilet and I'm feeling pretty proud of myself

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>>75036974
well most women chase the top 10-20% of men, most of which won't ever commit to them and will just pump and dump them

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>>75037103
What does that have to do with fembuds getting with chumbuds?

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>>75037145
fembuds are women and I assume most chumbuds are average or below

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I love fembuds

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>>75037187
So you admit that chumbuds can get with fembuds.

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she's just like a little princess. if i romanced her it would be like aladdin and jasmine or jack sparrow with elizabeth swan.

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>>75036897
Fembuds are more like Gura than I thought.

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>>75037255
of course, we even got some supas about chumbies getting together on stream, most won't be able to though

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>>75036931
This.
Though I don't think she ever read any of it, chumbie.

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Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>75036257
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

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>>75037388
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy doesn't come back

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Wife soon?

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>>75036476
>>75037016
>>75036476
>>75037016
Are you Russian? I notice that Russians like to use sampled or downscaled versions of images for no apparent reason. My guess is because they can't afford hard drives to store highres images because of embargos. You're probably the same person that always posts downscaled images from twitter in these threads, even though the original image has a small enough file size to be posted normally. I was just curious why.

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MY wife

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Are we all creepy perverts?

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>>75037935
My eyes must be pretty bad because I don't really see the difference too much.

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>>75037935
Stop buying big monitors and you won't care.

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>>75036931
I think she genuinely just didn't see that rather than she just ignored you. Maybe you're just really unlucky with timing. It happens, but you shouldn't take it as a slight.

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>>75036931
Clingy, desperate men are a turn off. You never stood a chance.

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>>75038019
The original image is 1.14 MB and 3000x2200 pixels.
The one he posted is much smaller at 400 KB and only 1200x880 pixels.

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>>75038049
>not wanting the full version of Gura images
Stop living and you won't care either, poorfag.
It doesn't have anything to do with monitor size. I'm using a normal 1080x1920 monitor.

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>>75038127
Maybe Gura could try reading Supas from Streamlabs. I heard that's a better way to do it since she has a tendency to miss out on some Supas.

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>>75038049
You are definitely some gross flavor of Eastern European.

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>>75038293
It's not the full verison. It's just bigger. Everything is still there.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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My penis is 12 million pixels beat that

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My neighbors probably think im nuts because I just spent the last few hours working on my car in my crocs. This is all Gura's fault I think..

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>>75038394
That's not how compression works, retard. You inherently lose detail when you down sample images like that. How are you this fucking stupid?

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>>75038495
You know artists all have absurdly high resolution images that they don't upload? You aren't getting the "full" version if you don't have those, right? Better subscribe to their fanbox for it like the retard you are.

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>>75038394
If you used atomatic scaling to increase the size of your low quality picture, you would not be able to get the original picture at the same original quality. These are not vectorized images. Learn how a computer works, zoomzoom.

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>>75038585
What a braindead argument. So your saying that because he didn't release the studio psd file, that everyone should just be happy with downscaled versions of the quality and size he did upload the image at? Are you fucking stupid? Holy shit, never post images here again. You are too stupid to be here.

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>75038877
no

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>>75038877
ye

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>>75038877
maybe

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>>75038877
maybe

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>>75038877
I don't know

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>wanting a low-res version so you can't zoom in on Gura's fat tail and cute feet at 300% your monitor's native resolution without it looking like blocky pixelated trash.
Why are you even here? Are you gay?

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>>75038877
Sometimes

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>>75038877
can you repeat the question?

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>>75038877
If she is then it's even more sad that she doesn't stream.

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>>75039171
>>75039174
now kiss

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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

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Why did she call my oshi a whore?

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what's this boring bitch's appeal?
is it the pedos?

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>>75038160
NTA, but it's only a turn off to whores who want to keep their options open so they can sleep around with as many men as possible. If you were a man they actually cared about, they'd want you to express interest in them.

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Chumbies I have an interview coming up and I'm scared

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>>75039792
She pretends we don't exist and in turn we give money to her while trying not to imagine what she's doing off-stream.

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Least obvious shitposter btw

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There's a word for us, but I forget what it's called.

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love you dorks

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>>75035312
Gura is my real girlfriend and she's deeply in love with me. Seeing Fuwamoco's troubles probably makes her love and appreciate me even more. Soon she will throw caution to the wind and we will have a cyber wedding.

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But seriously, what's got 'em all riled up today?

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My Gurandma.

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>>75039872
>If you were a man they actually cared about
Well, Gura clearly doesn't, so.

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>>75035608
It's good to channel out bullshit twitter drama, but not for the real agony of her fans for the last two years.

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>>75036257
Looks like one of 'em dino shitposters just activated my trap card.

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>>75040411

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I don't like the way my tummy feels before an interview. Maybe I should've joined the military.

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cunny

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>>75038446
mine is 14 million pixels

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>>75040367
Except there never really was much Twitter drama and these fans don't really voice their "real agony" to begin with so she never really had to channel anything out.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>75041324
samen

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>>75041324
samen

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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I do sometimes wonder why people still superchat without asking things like "so do you have a bf now and that's why you don't stream?" or "it doesn't feel like you want to be in hololive anymore" or whatever other things people want her to answer. It's actually really surprising because you'd think people spending hundreds of dollars would be more concerned than your run of the mill surface fan.

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>>75041045
That's our girl.

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>75039792
EOPfag's first cunny.
That's literally it.

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>>75041620
they did, she Ignored it or said she'd try to do better, which she of course didn't, so they stopped bothering.

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Gura approves of thin shark tail.

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>>75041171
That's a bunny

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cunny

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>>75041045
oh I'm so angry, I'm definitely not enjoying this, don't smother me in your booba nooooo

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>>75041620
They're afraid Gura will hate them for it so they would rather drop $500 akasupas kissing her ass so she might say thank you before fucking off again

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Gura is a princess that should be pampered and loved

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>>75041943
this, nobody has the balls or money to do anything

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>>75041798
Didn't that guy get harassed non-stop because he asked her to be better at communicating? I really don't think it was an unreasonable request, even from the perspective of fans that want to shield her from criticism.

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Gura, come out and play!

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>>75042004
this is true!

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>>75042024
Good. Anyone that harasses my daughterwife needs to be lined up and shot

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>>75041045
I'm still sad about Mel. Wasn't she in Gura's dedicated hologra episode?

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>>75042004
Many love her and want to pamper her, but she doesn't seem to want that from chumbuds anymore, or only in small doses.

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>75032644
Do you know if she’s single and looking to mingle? And is she straight

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>>75042099
>mild criticism is harassment
you sound like a troon

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>>75042009
Nah, they have the money but not the balls

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>>75042276
Meant to do >>75032644

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>>75042307
No one shit talks my daughter and gets away with it. If my kid was getting bullied, I would beat the shit out of those fuckers.

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>>75042394
it's baffling what you consider "bullying" you really are a troon huh?

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>>75041943
But there isn't really anything to lose now, besides the dollar amount if she skips it.
Does anyone really believe that she's ever coming back to stream regularly again? It's pretty clear whatever's going on in her personal life is way more important to her than streaming to her fans. I'm surprised that many people still have any hope that things will change. Over these past four months, she's really made it seem like it won't.

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>>75042009
and nobody has the balls to call out Cover, I mean she was summoned by them even after Fes, their priority definitely looks like this
corpo activities >>>>>>>>>>>>> community activities
the reason they never do this is because they are not chumbuds, they are holodrones simping for ugly holowhores

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>>75042318
I used "or" to signify that the people who have the money have no balls

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I don't really get the appeal of threadshitting.

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>>75042394
Gura would retch at the thought of you being her dad

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>>75042004
She probably is, anon. Just not by...

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>>75042318
Pretty much, yeah. Many who send supas were moaning and groaning too, but not when and where it mattered. The few who did got treated like they were l*ly or furor immediately. Like the one already mentioned, where he very gently asked for her to say something before disappearing and all you retards acted like it was choochoo charles all caps spam.

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>>75042394
An actual tranny is here. Damn.

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>>75042614
You wouldn't cripple your kid's bullies?

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https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1786153109225369881

Happy birthday, chumbuds!

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>>75042602
And I don't really get the appeal of being a cuck.

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>>75042789
Why are you admitting to threadshitting anon?

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All this posts just make me decide to send her a red SC with a single "hi Gura" in the next stream.

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>>75042771
WHY COULDN'T YOU BE REAL

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>>75042883
>in the next stream
rumao

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>>75042883
I know gura doesn't like blank akasupas but I think they are cool

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>>75042789
I thought you can carry on with your larp a little bit longer... Lame...

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>>75042789
She has 4.45 million subs so it must be way more popular than you think.

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>>75042883
This but a yellow one

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>>75043032
I thought you homobeggars left last thread

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>>75042883
>in the next stream

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>>75042961
when did she say she doesn't like blank supas?

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>>75043132
Kys poorfag

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>>75042941
>>75043136
Did I say something wrong?

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>>75043200
I don't remember which stream but she called out the blank supas. I guess she likes having something to bounce off of during soopah readings

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here we go again, I'll come back later when it's quiet again

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I am gonna put pics of gawr gura onto my iphone.

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>>75043281
>calling out someone giving you money with no strings attached
What a stupid cunt.

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I seriously don't understand how anyone could be content with how things are.

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>>75042849
Let's be real, everyone already knows he his.
They're just posting literally anything they believe will make someone actually upset.
It's too low effort.

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>>75043408

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>>75043410
why

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>>75043230
Retard.

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>>75043410
put this, this is a nice one

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>>75043230
Don't worry chumbie.
I don't get the joke either

[Anonymous No.]

I wish someone would make a compilation of all of Gura's tummy noises.

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>>75043436
Threadshitters will defend it to the end

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>>75043286
Do us all a favor, follow Gura's example and never come back

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>>75043286
Don't listen to that guy chumbie

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>>75043613
Are we really calling Gura's fans threadshitters now? kek

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>>75043759
They don't like it when I love my daughterwife. Shit is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

I think she would tell us whatever it is that makes her not want to stream if it wasn't a big deal.
There has to be reason for why she doesn't want us knowing about it and I can only think of a few things that could be.

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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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>>75043574
Shut up retarded antbud.

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>>75043946
I made this post

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Goowa

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>>75044013
Why do I look like a dick?

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>>75044018
May I take a sip of Goowa?

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>>75044121
She'll be offended if you don't sup.

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>>75043759
They are suffering from cognitive dissonance.

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I met a fembud last weekend.

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>>75043759
I kind of agree. I think the "fans" that want to gaslight everyone else and pretend that nothing is wrong should probably leave.

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>>75044442
...Nothing a bag can't fix...

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>>75044442
That's a man.

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I guess she made us ebi so she can kill us and stuff and not feel bad.

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>>75043516
because I fucking love her!

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>>75044442
im not an attraction man, in fact im hideous but dios mio

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>>75044613
H...Hot...

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>>75044442
burn the witch!

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It’s only schizos left but just in case that random anon was here
https://www.youtube.com/@ayachi/videos
I found someone with her karaokes

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Fembuds this fembuds that, but is there any dinobuds?

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dino

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>>75044719
nta but nice

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This manor lords game looks comfy

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>>75038025
>*Le touché*

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>>75044826
Is it good? I heard it was unfinished.

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>>75041767
https://youtu.be/zBhCBUxssGA
I think this was recommended to me because I was googling oui oui and I also watch cat videos on YouTube.

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i bought rye bread for sandwiches but i cant make enough sandwiches to use up all the bread, what am i supposed to do with all this bread

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jwu, after skimming last thread I felt I should remind everyone:
Threadshitters bitching about ritualposters being "uncreative" is as comical and ironic as Tommy Wiseau or the faggots who made Biodome or Birdemic calling Orson Welles a bad actor or director
Above and beyond anything else, creativity is what determines whether or not a ritualpost will stand the test of time. If a new ritualpost isn't sufficiently creative, isn't some viable combination of traits like distinctive, interesting, witty, mystifying, amusing, peculiar, and so on, then it will be ignored, abandoned and inevitably die out in just a handful of splits
This has happened time, and time again
On the other hand, if a ritualpost IS creative, then it will persist - both on its own merits, and in no small part because it will inspire further, supplemental creativity in the replies of others. Some of which may even wind up being as recognizable as the original, and incorporated as an essential component of the ritualpost itself, sort of like a call-and-response in music
This collaborative creative process, producing customs, practices and behavioral artifacts which are recognizable and meaningful only to those who were present and part of the group and, therefore, a shibboleth which serves to filter outsiders, is a microcosm of the anthropological mechanics behind memetics, Darwinian evolution, and - ultimately - of culture itself
Now, compare this to threadshitters, who are not part of the group and who incessantly timeloop the same low-effort cookie-cutter shitposts, walls of text, nonsensical broken syllogisms, impotent demoralization propaganda and contrived schizophrenic narratives for years at a time. Often relying upon AI and large language models to generate their shitposts for them, as a crutch for their laziness and distinct lack of personality and talent. In stark contrast to ritualposts, we can see that shitposts unfortunately endure DESPITE being as boring, uncreative, uninteresting, pathetic, and simply worthless today as they were the first hundred times they were posted
What else could this be, brothers, if not the very antithesis of culture itself?

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>>75044874
It looks fun but I checked steam and it says its still in early access. I'll probably wait until full release

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>>75044996
You uhhh…f-fuck the bread.

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>>75045131
that doesn't sound very appealing

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>>75044989
Honhon, eet would seem zat ze Goolag algorizem haz been based for once, monsieur

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>>75044998
Anon you don't need to take the threadshitter seriously. If they are bitching about ritual posts, simply keep posting them is good enough to make them seethe.

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>>75044826
I want to be a noble lord of a decrepit castle with nothing but a couple villages of god-fearing farmers & hunters in my desolate domain...

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>>75045131
>>75045213
How about now

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>>75044496
everything is wrong except for Gura
Myth will never be good all thanks to narcissistic whores like Kiara, Mori and Ame. Ina being a spineless pushover also doesn't help
Promise is shit, IRyS was stripped of her title as a vsinger for a good reason, Orcschizo is just one of those Gura leeches, Kronii and that e-celeb whore should graduate
Advent is even worse than Promise, they are a bunch of talentless whores pandering to edgelord scum, nothing more

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I heard you guys are talking about breed?

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>>75045311
I know chumbie, I just had a thought that interested me and felt like sharing my thesis

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>>75044998
You don't need to be creative or likable in order to make a long-lasting ritualpost. You just need to be autistic enough to spam it every thread. Case in point: the hydrangea poster.

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>>75045328
I want to fuck the guread

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>>75045255
Sacré Bleu!!!

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>>75044996
french toast, bread crumbs, bread pudding. also, you can just freeze the bread and it keeps for weeks.

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>>75044593
I spent the whole time I was there looking for an Adam's apple please don't do this to me

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>>75045525
I feel like I hardly ever see the hydrangea poster these days, is he actually still alive?

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>>75045328
I will be the one that will bread Gura!>>75045328

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>>75045761
Obsessed.

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>>75045761
You can't tell by the jaw shape or eyebrow ridge? Nigga that is BLATANTLY a dude

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>>75044998
Holy walls of text schizo...
Anon, it's called a ritual post because it's a personal ritual by the autistic OCD retard posting it every thread. It doesn't stand the test of time on its own merit. It's done by one person who solely controls whether it will continue or not. Or it's done to troll like with "every day until you like it". You're acting as if the good ones get filtered and adopted by more people, but that is hardly ever true.
But way to prove their point that you are indeed autistic.

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I bushi pucci poster

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>>75045395
Okay... but I don't care about the others?
Gura doesn't stream so why do the other members matter?

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>>75046082
only eating dino guras was adopted by others.

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Oh cool, it's this obsessed psychotic retard again
I guess I'm glad he exposed himself as a threadshitting outsider who gets filtered by ritualposts, in *exactly* the way I described no less. But then again it's not like there was ever any doubt

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>>75046603
>everyone who admonishes my schizo walls of text is the same person

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>>75046331
you can't just ignore them since Gura has to work with them retard

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Gura just peed on me...

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I think I'll grill a steak tomorrow

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goob night

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>>75046006

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>>75046781
sleep well gamer

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>>75046731
Okay... but again, what does that have anything to do with Gura not streaming? I'm struggling to understand why you even brought them up? I can ignore them all I want if Gura is doing a solo stream.

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>>75046832
Just do him in the dark and don't grab anything lower than the belly button
Alternatively just ask for a handy while the costume stays on
He's emaciated and faggy enough they'll still feel like girl hands

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>>75046759
Is this (You)

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>>75046999
>thinking solo streams were the reason Gura joined this company
watch streams

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Why is she like this

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>>75047112
that's me

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>>75047226
Most of her streams are solo streams. Of course she joined to do solo streams. How long are you going to continue lying, anon?

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>>75047581
>Most of her streams are solo streams
>that means she joined to do solo streams
do you know how retarded this sounds? again, watch streams larper

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Anyone else like the Archdemon elf bride anime?

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God I love autistic girls, and god do I love Gura

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Y'all retards been hungry today huh

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>>75048367
Yeah its comfy. The manga is great too

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>>75048075
Again. Regardless of how wrong you are, what does any of the shit you've said have to do with her not streaming at all? Are you saying you think she doesn't stream anymore because she doesn't want to do solo streams? You're very stupid if that's what you think.

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>>75048367
The music in that anime is also pretty insane. I like it

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>>75048367
what's it about? I'm still catching up on last season and only watched konosuba, slime and mushoku tensei from this season

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i had chinese for dinner

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>>75050163
I did too

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>>75050163
>>75050225
what did they taste like?

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>>75049617
Evil mage guy who is actually a good guy buys an elf slave because she was pretty. Comfy fluffy romcom hijinks ensues.

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>>75045395
Now this is some ADVANCED catalogshitting

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>>75050427
ohh that one, yeah I'm planning on watching it

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>>75050566
It's the Kiara/KFP schizo. He's a known homobeggar. He's proably saying all the other girls are shit because he wants Gura to collab with homostars. I'm not even joking. He was very upset when Vesper and Magni got their shit pushed in by management and were fired.

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>>75049476
It's harder for her to stream nowadays because there's nothing left for Myth, Gura is no Pekora
fucking Ame still picked a fight with Cover and wasn't participating in the countdown live, Kiara is still the same narcissistic bitch who tries her best to make things harder for her co-workers, Mori being Mori, etc..
this, and Cover are what kill her motivations

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>>75050427
why can't you use names to describe things

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>75049617
Sorcerer dude lives alone in a castle studying magic, spends his fortune on buying a beautiful virgin elf slave girl at an auction on impulse, she says "damn you live like this?" and they proceed to have adventures.

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>>75050949
Gura said her motivation was us. It doesn't matter what the other girls do when she streams on her own channel and spends time with her fans.
So are you calling her a liar or are you going to continue to cope by making shit up?

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>>75051439
>Gura said her motivation was us
nta, but clearly fucking not

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>>75051021
I don't remember the main character's name

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>>75051299
>>75050427
I feel like this plot would drive lefties mad. Are twitter browns shitting themselves on over it?

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>>75050304
they gave me this chicken that was very grisly
i liked it

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>>75051611

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>>75042759
https://catbox . moe/c/0x7avb

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>>75051439
>>75051506
Yeah someone really needs to ask Gura why she doesn't stream if we're apparently her motivation. It's kind of inconsistent of her to claim stuff like that while spending so much time away from her fans.

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>>75051611
It seems to be holding up. I think the show is flying under the radar for now

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>>75051807
Why don't you do it yourself, totally real chumbud?

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>>75051664
I tried making a joke about eating chinese as in chinese people

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>>75051901
gura would probably care if it was a person from chat she reads often that called her out, not some random from here

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>>75052054
i knew what you meant but I couldn't think of anything witty enough to warrant a reply in that manner so I thought that replying as if I didn't know what you meant was funnier

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Please slow down soon, okay?

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Imagine malding at Gura all day. What a pathetic life.

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I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

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>>75052885
Cute.