/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Previous Thread: >>74931913

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I love my wife so much!!

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We all love Gura for her talent and personality. And it's not because she looks like a child.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>74991479
samen

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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Baguraette honhonhon

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Child

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>>74992385

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>>74992385
Oyasame

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>>74992385
sleep tight buddy

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>>74992385
goob morning

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how was the soundpack?

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Gura thinks being vegan means not eating meat. This dumb shark

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Gura struggles with constipation so often that she gets ads for miralax. I want to help unpack her fudge.

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>>74992835
cute

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Gurass

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>>74992385
sharkdreams

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I think Gura is hiding under my bed... I'm scared to look.

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Sex with a fembud.

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I love this tiny slut and I want to sexually bully and ryona her T u T

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>>74994172
Be careful chumbie she'll sniff your feet while you're sleeping

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>>74992949
Can hook a finger inside her vadge to help push it out. Fortunately my penis is very curved and perfectly suited for the task.

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>>74994596

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I know there's a couple of math majors in here.
What would be the formula for Gura's cun crushing force?

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>>74994245
https://files.catbox.moe/llo64q.mp4

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>>74995782
mating press

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Where will all the pedobuds go if Gura graduates?

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>>74996096

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>>74996096
wherever she goes i follow. just to make sure she's okay. she'd have to quit the internet entirely for me to not find her.

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I did not give you permission to be horny for my daughterwife.

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Day 9! Give it up for day 9!

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>>74996969
That makes it even better

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>>74993016
SNIFFFFF

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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Gura watches indecent artwork of herself and self inserts during masturbation

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>>74997902
I hope so

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[Anonymous No.]

I've been meaning to ask for a while now:
Can I have a rundown on the "Sophia Urista" memes? What, did she do scat or piss fetish porn or something?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been listening to Gura's tummy and it told me she will probably stream today.

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>>74998175
Don't sexually bully my daughter like that!

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>>74998249
What do her other body parts say

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>>74998275
How would you like us to sexually bully your daughter, Papa shark

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I ain't no stinking pedophile, she may be flat but look at those prime child-bearing hips
Ripe, fertile, and ready for sexual conquest, breeding and being made into my lovey dovey housewife

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>>74998275
nyo

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Goobnight, chumbos. Goomba hopefully soon.

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>>74998708
Oyasame bud, sleep well

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>>74998234
she's a singer who pees on her fans on stage. sadly gura is too shy to do such things for us.

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>>74998791
Nahone

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>>74998332
Her butt did it's best impression of dino Gura's roar.

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>>74998332
*toot*

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no bulli

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>>74999471
If I can't bully the naked fish tied up in my living room then wtf am I supposed to do?

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>>74999543
Give the fish headpats

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There is no such thing as a sharkgirl. Gura is Gabby and she is human just like all of us.

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>>74999694
Meds

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>>74999694
Nice try Gabby

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Deeply in love with dumb little womanchild...

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Stay strong chumbies. Don't let this little whore Gabby trick you into sex unless you want every single known STD.

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Hello new here, who is Gabby?

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>>75000422
Gabby is not a whore! She is a pure innocent virgin just like all of us

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>>75000690
This little slut who always pretend to be Gura and tries to seduce chumbuds.
It referring to the fanart which artists forgot to draw the shark tail

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>>75000422
>>75000826
>>75000090
Gabby is Gura dumbuds

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>>75001034
You will never be Gura no matter how hard you try Gabby

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>>75001329
Gura has you dancing on the palm of her hand

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>>75001366
I want tiny Gura to dance on my hand.

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MY wife

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My onahole

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>>75002331
>>75002566
My posts

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goob morning dorks

[Anonymous No.]

I did the dishes!

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>>75002951
Goob morning cutie

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>>75003643
I am proud of you dishbud

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>>75002223

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>>75004069
>>75002223
oops huhaha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUDPjyfmJrs
Gura replaced by Kobo in Umisea

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>>75005230
Who?

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Goob morning retards

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>>75005758
goob morning butthead

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>>75005758
Goob morning faggot

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>>75005230
Marine has abandoned the shark for another much superior blue child.

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>>75005230
>>75006421
>Marine is now not allowed to work with other people
Oh nyo, I'm so mad crab poster. How will I ever go on?

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>>75005230
And all for naught since this song sucks.

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>>75006850
Will have more views than the Gura x Marine one in a month sadly

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MY Gurandma.

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>>75004509
Don't worry chumbuds it was just a prop, I've got the real tiny Gura right here

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>>75006845
>>75006850
hoes mad

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>>75007261
oops again huhahaha

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>>74994596
That's a child

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>>75008049
>got bullied out from global
>ran to the split and seethe
cute shitposter

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>>75008459
This is clearly an adult

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how much spaghetti do you think gura would eat?

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>>75010660
Faggot.

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this is gonna be a weird request, but is there any Gura self-harm art?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is actually cool.

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>>75010822
I would consider booba gura self harm Gura.

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>>75010841
No she's hot

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Ngl, I love booba Gura.

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>>75011358
That's extremely wrong.

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>>75011767
based boobagura enjoyer

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>>75013811
Would jar and ruin this goob T u T

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>>75013811
This artist is keep making slime art, nice

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>>75013983
That's me cuddling with Gura T u T

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https://twitter.com/kahlua_rarara/status/1786056822119600586

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>>74991479
Fuck Gura!
Biboo superiority!

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>>75010822
sharks have bloodlust
in a pinch, their own blood will do.

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>>75015254
That Gawr looks like she needs serious ryona T u T

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>>75015307
This poster looks like it needs serious ryona T u T

[Anonymous No.]

gura peed

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>>75015254
(mutual) fluid exchange with gura!

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>>75016403
I fucking wish that's me

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>>75016350
yeah in my mouth

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>>75016537
so long as she gets her fix she'll pretty much let you do anything
just be careful she doesn't kill you

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God I love her

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>>75017851
my onaholes

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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please let her pee

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>>75015465
Only if you're /fit/ babe.

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>>75018803
source please

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>>75018803
preferably all over me and in my mouth

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>>75018803
This is fucked. Who stole her bottoms?

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/ggg/ used to have 3-5 threads per day, even when Gura didn't stream. Now we barely even have one per day.
It really is over. The actual fans left and all we're left with is the most autistic and retarded dregs of the community that ritual post all day because they're boring and uncreative. And the rest use the thread as some kind of homosexual hangout to share their dull fantasies and communally get off from the reactions of other men.
I would give anything to be able to have what we used to have.

Gura really did stop caring about everything. hololive. Her fans. Her genmates. Her music.
Games. Streaming. Everything.
I will truly never understand why she gave all of this up or wanted to hurt her fans to this extent. If she was trying to send some kind of message, it failed. Any real chumbud is only left with feelings of confusion and despair over the girl they loved the most in this world completely abandoning them for no discernable reason.
You may disagree, but I don't care. Spare me your low IQ, self-soothing delusions that everything is still okay. If you aren't affected by what's going on, then you aren't her fan. Period. You never were. So don't bother replying.

I wish those of us who actually cared about her could have done one last thing to show her how much she meant to us for all these years, but because this happened so slowly, everyone that would have contributed to such a project gave up and moved on a long time ago.
It's truly over and the world has lost someone who can never be replaced. The facsimile that remains may as well not exist.

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>>75019883
Are you a fembud?

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>>75019883
Holy vagina

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>>75019883
>/ggg/ used to have 3-5 threads per day, even when Gura didn't stream. Now we barely even have one per day.
No, /ggg/ used to go around a day or more before needing a new thread on days she wasn't streaming. That's before we got two years of retards like (you) shitting it up. Im not even reading the rest of your post cause you're an obvious threadshitter, now fuck off.

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Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

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>>75019883
I was with you until you started your own fanfiction in the second paragraph. Which alt account number is this, Crab?

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star wars tomorrow

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>>75019938
>>75019973
>>75019980
>>75020159
Do not reply, retards.

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/ggg/ used tuwu have 3-5 thweads pew day, even whewn guwa didn't stweam. Now we bawewy even have owne pew day.
iwt weawwy iws ovew. The actuaw fans weft awnd aww we'we weft with iws the most autistic awnd wetawded dwegs of the community thawt wituaw post aww day because they'we bowing awnd uncweative. Awnd the west use the thwead as sowme kind of homosexuaw hangout tuwu shawe theiw duww fantasies awnd communawwy get off fwom the weactions of othew men.
i wouwd give anything tuwu be abwe tuwu have whawt we used tuwu have.

guwa weawwy did stowp cawing abouwt evewything. howowive. Hew fans. Hew genmates. Hew music.
games. Stweaming. Evewything.
i wiww twuwy nevew undewstand why she gave aww of thiws up ow wanted tuwu huwt hew fans tuwu thiws extent. If she was twying tuwu send sowme kind of message, iwt faiwed. Any weaw chumbud iws onwy weft with feewings of confusion awnd despaiw ovew the giww they woved the most in thiws wowwd compwetewy abandoning thewm fow no discewnabwe weason.
uwu may disagwee, but i down't cawe. Spawe me youw wow iq, sewf-soothing dewusions thawt evewything iws stiww okay. If uwu awen't affected by whawt's going own, then uwu awen't hew fan. Pewiod. Uwu nevew wewe. So down't bothew wepwying.

i wish those of us who actuawwy cawed abouwt hew couwd have done owne wast thing tuwu show hew how much she meant tuwu us fow aww these yeaws, but because thiws happened so swowwy, evewyone thawt wouwd have contwibuted tuwu such a pwoject gave up awnd moved own a wong time ago.
iwt's twuwy ovew awnd the wowwd has wost someone who cawn nevew be wepwaced. The facsimiwe thawt wemains may as weww nowt exist.

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>>75019883
oh nyo, >w< does someonye ÚwÚ nyeed a w-wittwe nyap?!?1 ^-^ How about you weave fowevew f-f-fwiend?!! You and youw posts awe wowthwess and the x3 s-soonyew you weave *screams* the x3 bettew
Also don't forget to kys for even trying to larp like that
>it wasn't a larp
kys

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>>75020183
Whaet?

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>>75020264
may 4th

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>>75019883
I'm only here to dump AI shitposts.
I don't know much of anything about her, I find her personality and content cringe and I think vtubers in general are a scourge. Cute design, makes an excellent onahole.

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>>75020159
What do you have against Mr. Krabs?

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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

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>>75020227
I never stop finding this funny

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>>74998704
>>74999543
>>75004509
>>75008244
>>75010822
>>75015307
>>75020281

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>>75019883
>first bit
Correct, only thing left is larpers and the dregs, insufferable retards who were the worst posters to begin with. Including you, and including me because I'm replying.
>the rest
not reading

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>>75009316
child 5-10

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>>75019715
>wearing shoes
Exhibitionist brat

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>>75021098
in...including me?

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>>75021277
Especially you

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>>75021408
I hate you anon!
baka baka!

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>>75019980
>No, /ggg/ used to go around a day or more before needing a new thread on days she wasn't streaming.
Can you go to the archive and find a single /ggg/ thread before 2023 that was created more than 24 hours after the last one? You won't be able to find it because it doesn't exist.
/ggg/ used to be the fastest general on the board, even when she didn't stream. But that was two years ago.

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>>75021701
Is there a thread that was created more than 24 hours after the last one in 2024? Just asking.

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>>75019883
>fake and gay

unironically kill yourself

I don't care how often she streams, I care if she's enjoying it, and people like you are why she doesn't enjoy it anymore, you fucking parasocial schizo fuck

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Is Gura a fembud?

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>>75022070
Please don't come here during your period fembud.

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The one and only reason I'm here is because usually you fags are the first to find and post gura and gura adjacent news.

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>>75022192
I remember I goomed so hard to her super hot stream

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Gura will stream when she feels ready to do so.

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>>75022192
I was just horny

I saw a woman's shoulders for a half second between posts, nutted, and now I'm back to hating women again, thanks king

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One of the reasons I come here is because I love you guys

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I really think it was self-fulfilling. The less Gura streamed, the more "normal" fans left, which meant there was a greater concentration of autists and unfunny, uncharming retards in chat.
Over time, this caused her to dislike chumbuds more and more, which resulted in her streaming even less, which caused more fans to leave.
It was a spiraling downward cycle. But the end result is the fans that are left are unlovable and she has to force herself to stream while pretending to care.

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>>75022253
Discord is faster, but I'm so used to avoiding it because of how gay they are that I usually see something here first.

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>>75022253
/#/ is actually faster most of the time nowadays.

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>>75021701
>You won't be able to find it because it doesn't exist.
While it's not technically 24 hours because it's an hour short it still proves my point. You're clearly a threadshitter so I'm not gonna sit here and waste more time skimming archives to prove something to someone that clearly wasn't around at the time.
>>4230782
I can even still pick out the posts I made in that thread like >>4241559

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>>75022393
That's like discord but brown, no thanks.

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>>75022070
go back

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>>75022345
love you too, chumbie

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>>75022465
/#/ feels a lot like the old global. Global doesnt feel the same these days.

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>>75022652
Reddit is a shithole you couldn't pay me to spend time on

I'll just lurk more

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>>75022756
and yet you type like one of them...

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>>75022345
same desu
chumbies inspired me to start lifting, and someone even helped me fix my broken headphones

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Fast threads when she isn't streaming is a symptom of shitposters. Fuck that.

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>>75022777
I'm sorry, anon, but I'm old and I've been on forums.. and reddit..

the only board on 4chan I've lurked forever has been /k/, so I'm just an autistic gun nut who needs to lurk vt more so I don't stick out

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What an exciting woman.

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>>75022921
understandable

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>>75022921
Get the fuck out of here faggot.

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>>75022863
and they're all me, including (You)

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>>75022036
I'm not sure. I checked April and there were none.
The last thread that came close was on April 27 >>74605281
And the next thread was created 23 hours and 45 minutes later.
>>74680449

It's rare, but I found one that went over 24 hours from December 15th.
>>64580789
The next thread was created 26 hours and 24 minutes later on December 16th.
>>64656506

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>>75022377
>>75022393
both have too much activity that isn't about gura. # talks about other chubas and discord has too much blogposting.

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I made some sauce for my chicken nuggies later

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>>75022404
>I can't prove you were wrong but this comes close so I proved you wrong.
Fucking retard.

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>>75022070
These are the "fans" the rest of you have made your bed with.

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>>75023399
this thread has blogposting, better abandon it too

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>>75022863
That's only true if she doesn't stream for weeks, however that's all the time now.
It didn't used to be that way.

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>>75023357
So we are more active in 2024?
Impressive

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>>75024033
Gura really should wear some undies.

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>>75023761
not nearly as much

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>>75023896
There were 129 /ggg/ threads made in April 2023.
There were 61 /ggg/ threads made in April 2024.

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>>75024327
There were non-stop raids on April and May 2023

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>>75024327
You cannot possibly be arguing more threads is a good thing. Holy christ, I don't understand some of you people.

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comfy slow threads are my favorite

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>>75024482
usually more threads equals more talent activity (and vice versa), but since our oshi is gura, more threads equals more shitposting...

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Great, are these retards going to go on about stuff like numbers in here for hours again?

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>>75023669
Oh I absolutely can prove you wrong, you're just not worth more than the 1 minute archive search I did.

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>>75024622
If only Gura would stop being so lazy there would be something else to talk about...

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>>75024481
(129 - 61) * 300 = 20400
There were not 20k raid posts in April 2023. I'm sorry, but you are coping hard.

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>>75024481
There were definitely nonstop raids, but there was also nonstop actual complaining. Justified complaining, in my faggotty opinion, because that was the most disappointing period of time ever, until it was followed by an even worse period of time.

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>justified complaining
some shitposting cope right there. Every thread that began with "complaining" ended in cuckposting. Dont even try to gaslight.

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>>75024994
Yeah, and I can separate complaining from cuckposting. I can also reply to a post I disagree with rather than indirectly reply in a female attempt to deny a (You).

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>Every thread that began with "complaining" ended in cuckposting
yet you're the one gaslighing

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>>75025061
Nta but it looks all the same to me. I like it when the thread is nice and comfy.

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>>75023399
the discord is basically just the same 10 paypigs talking to each other
not too different from here in all honestly

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit that Marine Kobo MV is insane. I thought Shinkiro was amazing but III really feels like a modern music video and on another level of sex. Imagine if it were Gura instead

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>>75025243
no thank you, MV is high quality but the song is trash.

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>>75025186
If it was just that I'd be fine with it, I don't care, but there's way more white noise going on. Also I don't really think that many of them are still posting here even though they're doubtlessly lurking, probably closer to 5.

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>>75025243
Looks lame. I like city pop.

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>>75025283
the song is great wtf are you on

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>>75025378
nta, but I didn't like it either

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>>75025528
nta but I liked the song, the energy is on point, and I usually dislike this kind of music

[Anonymous No.]

Try not to get yourselves all riled up again arguing about dumb things. It never does anything but stress you out.

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>>75025378
look, I believe in subjectivity so I should've said it sounded trash to my ears. I will listen to it again later but from my first listen it did the mistake of trying too much to ride on the success of trends but ended up not bringing in anything new. I also don't like giga's instrumentals and composition of "contemporary pop-dubstep-vtuber style" stuff.

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>>75025945
It's the same producer who did Ado's Odo for example.
If you don't like the K-pop style of songs, it won't appeal to you.

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>>75025243
Gura is so fucking mia that marine had to discard her for the other blue loli kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iitLful7hW0

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>>75026106
Kobo is a homocollaber. Its sad to see

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>>75019883
You aren't a fan, you're a parasite.

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>>75026021
I like kpop, I used to listen to girl's generation while playing battlefield 4 ten years ago. I did like Odo for a while but now I can't stand Ado's music. I think it's Giga's instrumentals that I might just really hate...

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>>75025243
nice baitpost
this mv (and song) is so incredibly inferior to Shinkiro that its not even funny

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>>75026294
Your insecurity blinds you to Kobo's genius. How small must your dick be to be afraid of a little blue korean twink and his merry band of scamps?

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>>75026569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjT4ngvX4Tc&ab_channel=KoboKanaeruCh.hololive-ID

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEE

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>>75026569
>homo apologist
typical indog subhuman

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>>75026106
I know that you are retarded but you can not be so retarded to seriously think Gura is Marines standard collab partner now just because they did one single song together

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>>75026684
Indonesians like this kind of thing huh

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>>75026684
i unironically prefer weeks or even months without a peep from gura to this
if gura would ever do this i would discard her in an instant and would never look back for even a single milisecond

[Anonymous No.]

When I watched the Marine/Kobo song I knew this would happen. Why are threadshitters so predictable?

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>>75026915
It's the gossip board for a majority of the tourists.

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Kobo just had an off-collab with two EN holostars where they flew to and stayed at her house and streamed from her bedroom. The first of its kind involving a hololive member.
Anyone who likes her is an unironic literal cuck.

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>>75026906
This is why Gura's best bet to get back into a good headspace is to go collab with a male content creator as conspicuously and brazenly as possible. When you and your kind disown her and leave the fandom, she will be able to recover and stream regularly again. We are where we are because Gura has the most toxic, mentally ill fanbase, and it overwhelmed her. To get Gura back, it is required for the unicorns to perish.

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>>75026906
well yeah, neglect is way better than outright betrayal but that doesn't mean the former doesn't suck

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>>75027097
That’s cool and all but >>>/vt/ehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027130
holy shit go back, also if anything Gura has the most passive fanbase in all of EN, pls do everyone a favor and consider roping yourself, troon

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027097
Normal people hang out with their friends. Refusing to take shit from virgin weirdos is why Kobo is goated

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027130
>>75027231
unironically kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027130
We hate male vtubers and we love unicorns here

[Anonymous No.]

>>75026120
>I'm showing everyone my belly buttoooonnn!!
She sounded like such a dork, I love this little nerd girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027310
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027130
>>75027231
where do you "people" even come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027207
ehe te nandayo!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027207
Nice try. Bringing up that loose whore only to get upset when it's pointed out how much of a cuck you are is pathetic. Think twice before you bring that disgusting shit-eating bitch up here again, asshat.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is my friend

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>>75027222
If by passive you mean mentally ill, you are quite correct. She comes here, she reads the insane things you retards write, she internalizes it until the anxiety is too much and poof. You idiots broke Gura. Sorry if you don't like it, shipmate. You have nobody to blame but yourself. You ruined a good thing by being a bunch of incel freaks who she hates. You make her uncomfortable. She should do an off collab beach episode with Axel to really clean you losers out of here, then she could actually do her job in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

The super secret trick is to not reply. Just let them samefag until they're bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027231
She's trying to change the entire culture of hololive. Nijisisters said the same thing about their talent having female-male off-collabs and then it was revealed that a bunch of them were using them to hook up.
Go be a degenerate cuck somewhere else.
I honestly hope Kobo dies.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>75027431
>She comes here
lol
lmao even
>incel
make it less obvious next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027505
Agreed. Males have no place in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027359
Conflating content creation online with dating by thinking an entertainer can "cuck" you is the saddest, most pathetic thing in the world, and you have to know that when Gura reads it, you sicken her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027359
You made it too obvious now shitposter-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027310
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027571
keep eating that shit you abhorrent cuckhead

[Anonymous No.]

Ok but where is full color? How can Marine pump out professional quality animated MVs like morning shits and all we got is a clunky Tonari short, a half length DuDul opening, and a literally nonexistent song? https://youtube.com/watch?v=CLqzNCY7vYM

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027505
i mean to be fair JP collabed with men before EN or ID existed. Even Sora talks to boys, you're taking a pretty narrow view of what "the entire culture of hololive" is

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>>75027643
>Ok but where is full color?
watch streams
>How can Marine pump out professional quality animated MVs like morning shits
She takes a ton of her own money and has a lot of connections with japanese music artists

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027505
Who hooked up? Confirmed only, no rrats

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027644
that may be true but the reality is that collabs with males are widely frowned upon
that really is no secret

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027505
lol a bunch of young people working at a dorky company, they're going to hook up obviously you incel smoothbrain. you think half of them aren't gagging on each other's fleshy bits you are naive af. Why would that affect their ability to entertain you unless you are watching cartoon women play minecraft in order to have romantic feelings for them in which case seriously consider the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>thread goes fast because of shitposting
Anyone complaining from this point onward about slow threads is glowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027902
niggers like this are the reason why gatekeeping exists

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is soooo slooooooooooow

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027902
This board has too many normalfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027890
lol they are frowned upon 100% because they want to protect the talents from gachikoi, who they are terrified of and unironically hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027571
You know what's actually the saddest, most pathetic thing in the world? It's men like you that try to live vicariously through your oshi by shipping them with other guys. They were literally at her house and in her bedroom. You're a cuck loser for supporting her and cheering as she turns off the camera to get her back blown out by guys that aren't you. What a pathetic wretched existence you must lead.
>We're just normal and have our own relationships, unlike you.
No. No you fucking don't. Kobo did multiple polls and the vast majority of her fans are single and virgins. You're no better than onlyfans simps that pay money to watch some whore get dicked by her boyfriend. You're lower than any unicorn or gachikoi fan.
You're a pathetic ball-less simp cuck who gets invested in women that shove their relationships with other guys in your face while you smile like a retard alone in your room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75024994
it's you isn't it? nice psyop.

[Anonymous No.]

So much for a return to regular streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027960
the company hates unicorns, that's apparent to anybody who has worked with them professionally for even a moment. you repulse them all, the talents and the staff

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028147
lol Why are you even still expecting this at this point? She has done this routine for over 1 year now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027644
Anon. It was an off-collab at her house. Not even at the studio. They literally streamed from her bedroom. All the male-female off-collabs that have ever happened in hololive up until now have always been at the studio with staff present.
Never at home in private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028201
sure mr. shithand johnson

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028147
>>75028202
I thought we were talking about homocollabers

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027865
I'm sure two adult men flew day long flights all the way to Indonesia to stay at an adult woman's house just to play cards with her in her bedroom.
Are you literally underage?

[Anonymous No.]

I got my Gura makeshift plush today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027902
>>75028075

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028147
You could always ask her why she won't return to regular streams instead of just expecting it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028075
I guess I would be the minority in Kobo's poll because I'm married. But i still maintain that whether it's Kobo, Gura, whoever, if you are watching them for some other reason than to be entertained by a nerdy variety show with a fun cast of talented creators, if you need them to be your girlfriend to the point that them speaking to boys upsets you, you should definitely seek professional help. The fandom would be 1000% better with no gachikoi. If you thjinbk genders interacting is why Nijisanji is terrible, you do not have one single fold on your microbrain. Cover has something special, and every time you unicorn fucks drive one of the talents into a mental breakdown with your horseshit you harm that special thing. I have heard IRyS talk about clarifying that she was going to be at an event with boys but she wouldn't be interacting with them, and you could hear the actual terror in her voice. They hate you. Find another company to ruin with your sad, sad bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow I sure do love threads, truly worthwhile and fewer of them would be a real tragedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028502
I don't think you belong here chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028202
>>75028460
I truly thought this time was going to be different. Also we've already been over this asking her song and dance. Never works

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028502
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028213
At home in private with three managers and Kobo's mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028502
holy fuck just go back already

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028502
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027902
Even if that were true, there's no reason to bring it up on stream. If you find getting invested in women dating other men entertaining, then you're either a faggot or a cuckold.
There is no argument. That is just what you are.
You're also essentially calling all of them liars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028574
>I truly thought this time was going to be different
then you are naive as all hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028676
>>75028650
>>75028588

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028553
Stop hurting Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028588
>>75028650
Stop replying to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028676
Yeah I guess so. Maybe it was my desperate clinging into copium but I think I'll give up hope from now on and expect nothing

[Anonymous No.]

weird bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028502
This, but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028574
>this time
This is her new norm now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028719
>>75028796
Gura knows that hololive is an all girls club and it should stay that way. Homocollabs are not fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028594
Their managers were not there, lol. Why are you trying to gaslight people now?
And who cares about Kobo's mom? She probably wants Kobo to get married and would be head over heals if she married a middle class foreigner like either of them. I bet she put condoms on the plate of food she brought them herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028819
She doesn't seem to know that streaming consistently is important for Hololive so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that Gura is MY wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a chumbabooey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028819
Homocollabs are neither more or less good than all girl collabs. It depends on the talents and chemistry of the people involved. Some of the homocollabs have been s-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028908
The true essence of hololive is retro games and no males. Perms has killed the games part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028588
>>75028650
>>75028776
not even subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028574
>asking doesn't work
No it works. You just don't bother doing it when given the opportunity and it's way more productive than whining in this thread ever will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028502
people hate tourist-kun because he tells the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028994
As opposed to your posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029026
Lemme just pull up my direct line to Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028950
>>75029026
>>75029044
I'm happy you guys like the homos but it still has no place in holoEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028979
>muh perms
Who cares. Pretty much everyone in Hololive can still stream in spite of it. It's just Gura who doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Why must we suffer like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029090
>>75029139
An unchained korone was the peak of hololive. Perms really does matter. It killed one of gura's staple games

[Anonymous No.]

>>75025061
>>75025082
I expect a handwritten apology from you both in the next 3 to 5 business days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028502
If every fan of vtubers had a girlfriend or was married, then this industry wouldn't exist. More than 60% of young men in the US are single and that's talking about the general population, not even just nerds and otaku.
Not everyone lives in a third world country like you that still practices arranged marriage. Because let's be honest. That's the only reason you're even married to your dog-faced wife in the first place, Muhammad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029223
Glad to have you with us chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028823
you would be surprised how often they have managers around without telling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029223
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029154
But Korone still streams. Gura doesn't. And Gura had stable games and got perms for plenty of games but dropped them and stopped streaming. You can't blame perms for this. Gura not streaming is a Gura problem, not a perms issue.

[Anonymous No.]

So what riled "them" up this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029223
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029331
Muse dash was the one she really liked though and they took it away from her. I also miss when korone played obscure dreamcast games.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we all creepy perverts?

[Anonymous No.]

Kobo has destroyed POOra the Flopshark

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029088
they can collab with whoever they want. do you seriously not watch any male content creators? ever? do you get upset when you watch star wars because you think mark hamill was fucking carrie fisher? what a weird way to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029280
Their managers were not with them, retard. They were alone with her in her badroom. There was no one else in the room. What a pathetic cope from a lying cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029391
One can only do so much Muse Dash before burnout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029428
Are you unironically retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029428
I do but none of them are male vtubers. Something about male vtubers is disgusting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029391
No, she clearly likes other games and has perms for them, but still didn't stream anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75025378
Give them some time. I thought it was trash at first but now that I can digest it turns out it's quite good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029407
In reality there is not a single category in which Kobo "destroyed" Gura even remotely.

>still less subs
>still less ccv
>still less VOD views
>still not a single original song with 16+ million clicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028553
>chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029345
That Gura still exists. And maybe something niji did or something, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029588
Kobo has WARPED both you and your irrelevant POOra. Marine preferring Kobo has buckbroken the cuckbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029223
based

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>>75029428
When did carrie fisher talk to you and tell you she loved you, anon? When did she spend tons of time alone with her fans all the time? Also, why do you even think vtubers are the same as movie or anime characters?
I'm trying to understand your schizophrenic brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029223
I live in Massachusetts you absolute fucking mongoloid. You gachikoi think everybody who looks down on you is some kind of SEAtard because you don't want to look at how much of the fandom actually detests you. I love Gura because she's a local girl made good and a hilarious meme lord. I do not make cringe posts about her cunny because I respect her work, and I buy her merch because I want her to succeed and thrive. We are not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75028502
This is pretty sad, why do you want these girls to stop making money? No one wants to throw money at literal whores outside of strip clubs and prostitution, I thought the recent case of ghost girl from jew corp would finally get that message through to you homo lovers. She went from thousands of dollars a month in donations to making less than minimum wage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029751
Nta but you are married so I’m guessing you are too normalfag to understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029733
>calling me schizophrenic
>romantically invested in screaming cartoon women
>actually angry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75027871
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029588
>one original song from years ago
Help will overtake it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029518
But do any of them have cute girls with tiddies hanging out + rhythm game?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine discarding Gura like a piece of trash she is. FUAAARK MY PIRATE QUEEN, I KNEEL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029814
if you think the only way for Vtubers to make money is GFE you are unironically too stupid to argue with. Bae and Calli and, in fact Kobo are doing just fine, thank you. Better than any of us, that's for sure. And I am happy to support them all. They're all doing their best and deserve success, even the boy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029983
Wtf I hate marine now

[Anonymous No.]

Trying too hard

[Anonymous No.]

Real koboker here. Those guys above baiting using Kobo are not real kobokers. They're just your usual chumbud haters using Kobo as an ammo to bait you.
We kobokers don't have anything against Gura, we want them to collab instead.

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>>75029893
I don't care about cartoons. I care about the woman behind Gura, as do most people who have an oshi in this hobby. That's why we'd get upset if they tried to replace Gura's "VA".
It's weird that you don't understand that. It's almost like you're a tourist...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030024
Sorry anon but gura believes in CGDCT and I stand by her on that

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[Anonymous No.]

>>75029870
I'm on fucking 4chan arguing with unicorns about vtubers during work hours on a fucking friday, my brother in christ how normalfag could I possibly be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029983
>>75026794

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029963
There's a lot of rhythm games with cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030150
You are married anon. That automatically makes you more normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030100
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030100
Kobo kind of represents the exact opposite of what Gura does in hololive, so I'm not sure you're going to find much warmth here, friend. But at least you're cordial, unlike this other guy that's clearly shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029690
>preferring
Since when was Gura Marines one and only collab partner you dumb monkey
>>75029926
unironically still believing this lamooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030105
>I don't care about cartoons. I care about the woman behind Gura
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030180
Muse dash has the vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75029690
calling others cucks when this is Kobos reality>>75027097
ahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030244
Don't get me wrong. I like Gura's model a lot, but I'd love her no matter which form she took.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030241
Kobo is Marine's preferred blue child. Seethe chudbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030232
>Kobo kind of represents the exact opposite of what Gura does in hololive
yeah, cucking her fans for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030105
Nobody's going to replace her VA, that's not how cover works. And she isn't a VA, Gura is Gura. I care about her too, but you can't expect her to not have a life. Why would you be jealous if Gura did some kind of goofy bit with like Bettel or whatever, but you aren't jealous of the thousands of other creepy dudes larping as her boyfriends? It's a dead end, and it's extremely off-putting to the real people you claim to care about. It's pretty clear that Gura is going through burnout and anxietry,. both of which are exacerbated by exactly this kind of gachikoi bullshit. If you were a real fan, you'd evaluate her hard work as an artist, not a cocksleeve.

[Anonymous No.]

What did kurosanji fuck up this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030344
I can make shit up too, Indocuck
This one here is real though ---> >>75027097

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030100
I'm membered to both of them and I don't actually see what they do as opposite at all. More like complimentary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030150
You keep arguing with us like you’re going to change anything. We’ll always hate male vtubers and nothing you say can change that
Oh well, I guess I’d rather take this than the usual doomposters

[Anonymous No.]

Marine and Kobo are laughing at cuckbuds and Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030201
My wife is a huge dork who buys Ame and Mumei merch if that helps. I'm not a normie, I just assume I'm older than most of you. I was one of the faggots from Chanology back in the day. I think more of you will end up married than you think, and maybe that will moderate your opinion on how cringe this kind of thing is. If you really love gura as a creator, though, putting the kind of emotional pressure on her that GFE does when you know how she is as a person is a Bad Idea, and I don't think you need to be married to get that

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030418
I generally do not horny post about her. I don't need to. If I'm going to jerk off or something, I don't need to announce it. I'm not sure why you thought I was one of the cumbuds writing fanfiction every thread.

However, as an idol, Gura is supposed to be dedicated to her fans. She isn't a celebrity like Taylor Swift. She isn't supposed to date. And her showing affection to her collective fans is not the same as her dating some guy or her getting closer to a male streamer and becoming friends with them.
I don't even mind her having friends or a life either, online or offline (although male offline friends would bother me), but the level of neglect that she's shown us these past months is hurtful, and I don't think you even need to be gachikoi to feel that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let the shit post distract you from the truth chumbies, we know gura loves us, and her bushy pucci. Deniers be dammed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030571
I'm hardly a doomposter, that's true. Despite our differences about homocollabs, I love Gura and want her to come back. I'm actually optimistic she will. SHe isn't used to all the corporate shit they are having her do on the back end, and I am sure she is weirded out by the spotlight, even four years in. But I think she will come back. I've worked with the company on a professional level briefly, and I can say that Cover is actually every bit as supportive as they seem. There is no reason to think she won't be back. I just want to throw everybody who GFEs her into a well because it's probably making her worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030715
Getting married let alone finding a holofan girlfriend is impossible for me. I’m just not meant for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030930
You're almost as bad as the "Gabby is Gura" poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030971
Gabby is Gura dumbud and she doesn't have hair there

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030930
True
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118395347

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031006
Double retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030942
I really, really hope you aren't dudul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031028
this retard thinks Gura has hair there and he's the one calling me a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030926
>>72204749

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031063
I read that really fast and just noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030926
>male offline friends would bother me
>I don't think you even need to be gachikoi to feel that way
Baffling

[Anonymous No.]

Are they done yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031081
It doesn't matter how many times you post this. Gura is not Taylor Swift and will never be like her. Taylor Swift is a blown out slut that's had over 11 boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031063
You can deny it all you want, one day you will see the light of her white forest and be forgiven for your lack of faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030957
She definitely wasn't a holofan gf, I dragged her down the rabbit hole lol. And you will be shocked at how a few years can change your perspective on what is possible for you. The whole world can change in a remarkably short time, and you might find yourself meeting someone someplace you never expected. What you are meant for is largely a function of what you choose to find meaning in. Fate is an illusion. I believe in you, chumbud.

I still like holostars though lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031176

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031168
I know this isn't the place, but people date and 11 partners is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030926
Not everyone who is anti-male is a GFEfag, you know. Chumbuds generally want the best for her, even if it includes not self-sabotaging herself by collabing with males after all the work she’s done to present herself as CGDCT

[Anonymous No.]

I like the taylor swift songs gura sang and hope she sings more of them

[Anonymous No.]

>11 partners is normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031184
I only respect winning son. HomoEN is still a huge mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>75030100
Chumbies are pretty damn used to shitposting. I wouldn't worry too much, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031117
You're married and yet you're this illiterate? I hope you read your pre-nup more closely, at least.
That sentence is clearly saying you probably don't have to be a gachikoi to feel hurt by Gura's level neglect recently, not that you'd have to be gachikoi to feel uncomfortable about her possibly having male offline friends.
Please learn to read. You said you live in Massachusetts, so I hope you aren't an immigrant.

[Anonymous No.]

SHITkiro flopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031198
For as long as her crotch is full of hair, I will never back down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031052
Oh god no, that would be great, that guy is hilarious. No, I just worked with them for some overseas events. The company is incredible, nothing like any other JP company I have ever worked with. They actually have vision and a sense of openmindedness and they view their employees as precious talents to be nurtured rather than replaceable cogs like kurosanji. Lots of the staff are genuine fans. It genuinely surprised me since a lot of JP companies are very stuck in a certain mode of thinking, and cover has a refreshing international sensibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031258
No it is not lol. Holy shit, go back cuck. I bet your wife has gotten so much dick that wasn't yours. Every time you look down at her busted hymen, remember that you will never be her first, and you probably won't be her last, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031496
But there's no hair down there...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031168
>Constantly cries about Gura acting like taylor swift and saying how that's awful and she needs to stop
>Okay well she's not going to
>She'll never be that way!!!!!
Retard you're the one saying she is in the first place I'm just telling you she isn't going to change back to the debut vtuber formula no matter how much you whine about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031168
What about HER? can't talk shit when reality is grim

[Anonymous No.]

>he thinks 11 partners for a adult is werid.

That's most men and women, anon. Not me, but it's normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031396
That one wasn't me. I understand why it would bother you, I just think it's dumb. My wife has male friends and I have female friends. We worked at anime conventions for a wicked long time and it would be weird if we didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031258
Dating 11 people is normal, 11 long term relationships is not normal and 11 bodies makes you a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031606
So is doing drugs and going to bars and clubs, I guess. It doesn't mean I want to associate with such filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031661
Oh wait, sorry I misread you shipmate, yeah, I feel you on Gura's neglect, but try not to take it personally, I honest to god think it's more about her mental state. Don't think of it as neglect. If she could stream more I think she would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031661
Your wife’s going to cheat on you then divorce you for not keeping her in check. That’s just statistics

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031570
The reality is we don't know. As much as retards like you want to shit post, there has never been any definitive proof of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever complains about slow threads should be shot on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

smug makeship arrived

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a single female friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031549

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031930
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>75031930
Cute

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>>75031661
Married people have opposite sex friends all the time that are also married. It would be weird if you or your wife is spending time alone with people of the opposite sex.
And your perspective is different.
Single men and single women cannot be "just friends", especially ones that spend time together alone.

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baker doko?

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>>75031894
To be fair it started off slow before the raid. Crazy thing is they literally tried this twice in this very thread.

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she's really not gonna stream until her birthday, huh?

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>>75031990
Are those your meds, anon? You should really take them because you're hallucinating about Gura having hair down there.

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>>75032026
MOVIE MAY. I BELIEVE

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>>75031791
This does not affect me because I am not insecure. My wife isn't going to leave me. Honestly I'm more concerned with her picking a roof I don't like for the gazebo. Your weird world of genders not interacting and "keeping wives in check" is just totally alien to my life experience. That's internet incel stuff. You sound like an autistic child.

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>>75032099
I prefer games

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>>75032026
Well, Gura said she wanted to do May 4th again this year.
lmao

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>>75032000
>>75032007
its even smugger when looking afar with her sat on"fat fuck"

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>>75031529
Lol ok buddy. Maybe stop being intimidated by women or other men. Just start dating and treating women as people, find someone you like and see where things go. This scary body count thing will dissapere.

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>>75032145
Oh, now I remember why I didn't buy it...

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>>75032132
Instead of a movie it should be lego star wars

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>>75032104
If you let your wife go out or travel with male friends alone, that is very strange and abnormal.

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>>75032012
lol I had lots of female friends but I only married one of them; the rest were still actually friends of mine and still are for the most part. I think you just haven't lived enough life yet. The stuff people say about this shit online is mostly bullshit.

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>>75032187
The more you type, the more you seem out of place anon.

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Gura loves me. I'm sorry you had to learn the truth this way...

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>>75032021
lol it's not a raid, it's literally just me blowing off the end of work to rile up the gachis. Don't blame me if a couple of your comrades agree with my worldly wisdom, I can't help how based I am

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>>75032340
anon I don't think I believe any of your posts anymore

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>>75032269
Nijisisters said the exact same thing and then it turned out a bunch of those girls were dating those "male friends" that they were off-collabing with.For someone who boasts about his own life experience, I'm not sure how you could be so naive.

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>>75032246
I mean she doesn't travel with male friends because the only time we would ever travel is with each other. But I hang out with friends who are girls with some regularity, and some of them are like family to me. I am doing a pretty good job of being okay without fucking them lol. It may be that some of the things that get said about this stuff online get said by very mentally ill people

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>>75031511
So tell us, Gura no stream because preagnant?

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>>75032431
It's not naivete I just literally don't care who people I watch on the internet are or are not fucking. There is too much focus on that and not on how Gura is doing mentally.

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>>75032431
But it's not naive to want internet personalties to stay "faithful" to you? Anon, most people see that as extremely childish and laughable. Including anyone charismatic enough to be one of those personalties.

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>>75032483
I hope you know that cheating is an actual thing that exists and that most people who get cheated on tend to say the exact same things you are saying now. I'm not married, but I have several friends that are, and some that were. And there's a reason for that "were".

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>>75032565
God no, she's way too crazy to be dating anyone. Gura isn't streaming because she is out of spoons, overwhelmed by being the biggest vtuber in the world, and is creeped out by the unicorns. She is a fragile soul.

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>>75032196
fatfuck a qt

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>>75029219
No. I can separate complaining from cuckposting. You may also note that I was talking about that period of time, specifically.

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>>75032664
Sir, this is a NO BLOOP zone.

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I like bloop

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>>75032629
Yeah, people get cheated on all the time. I don't think trying to micromanage who your partner associates with like an insecure weirdo is the way to avoid it. Try marrying somebody who doesn't want to cheat on you, I guess? That's working out pretty well for me. I don't think about it too much, we mostly just have fun and pay bills and go out to eat and watch anime and vtubers and I spend very little time thinking about whether she's cheating on me.

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>>75032941

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So I guess /ggg/ is the current shitposting stop until they get bored and continue elsewhere. It's always jarring how quickly the atmosphere changes when one or two threadshitters show up and how quickly it changes back when they leave.
Makes you wonder why they bother in the first place.

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>>75032941
disGUSTING

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