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This is the writing thread, for all things VTuber fanfiction. Our works cover a wide variety of different stories ranging from greentext shitposts, full-length adventure novels and smut that’s been tuned to capture (almost) every fantasy. You can check out the three years' worth of stories we’ve written in the archive below: https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

"Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction?"
Yes.

Previous thread: >>74795745
(Where we discussed Cripple Nene, Rockcest, Greek Philosophy, German dirty talk, and once again evil has possessd /wg/)

/wg/ rentry: https://rentry.org/wgrentry/

>> No.74978127
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Story Anchor
Post em if you got em

>> No.74978223
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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgcr8y7I9NUta22Ni0gFvS51veG5_7XjJrVD1BvJqDtX5_sQ/viewform

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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Story recap, there were six stories posted last thread:

The Elven Border >>74841771
Tags: Lamy, Flare, Coco, Ina, IRyS, Laplus, Choco, Aki, gokkun, oral, anal, burping, farting

>>74854833
gonna be real idk how to do this one

HoloJourneys: (Across Deserts to the Oceans Blue, A Shining Star Debuts) Chapter 43: A Senchou's Duty >>74870287
Tags: Flare, Marine, SFW, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff

HoloJourneys: (Across Deserts to the Oceans Blue, A Shining Star Debuts) Chapter 44: A Long Overdue Whale Hunt >>74870287
Tags: Polka, Pomu, Botan, Kiara, Marine, SFW, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff

HoloJourneys: (Across Deserts to the Oceans Blue, A Shining Star Debuts) Chapter 45: A True Test of Resolve >>74870287
Tags: Watame, Flare, Polka, Nene, Pomu, Botan, Kiara, Marine, SFW, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff

On the rocks >>74949768
Tags: Aki Rosenthal, SFW, lost love

>> No.74978755

>>74973676
Meant to say: Don't worry, I'm wearing my close combat sock.

>> No.74978956

There's a gray spy in the thread!? And she's here to fuck us!?

>> No.74979475
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>>74978223
Feels-y fic about Iroha dealing with either her aniki's passing or eventual death due via disease/cancer.

>> No.74979636

>>74978956
>"Who are you, president of his fanclub?" A-chan asked
>Yagoo grins "No... that would be YOUR COWORKER!"
>a file full of pictures of Axel and Nodoka gets slammed on the table

>> No.74980645

>>74979636
>A-chan is fucking flabbergasted
>"And now she's here to fuck us! So listen up, or pornography staring your oshi will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
>Cue to Miko and Okayu sharing the photos with one another, Miko is visibly aroused
>"This spy has already breached our fanfics. You've seen how she's fucked our writers. And worst of all, she could be any one of us."
"She could be in this very thread. She could making prompts. She could be leaving reviews. She could even be-"

>> No.74981305

>>74978531
>gonna be real idk how to do this one
I'm the guy who made it and even I don't know.

>> No.74981402

Bravo to the one who wrote Mask off. Totally good twist, and very erotic

>> No.74981710

>>74981305
Well if you figure it out let us know.

>> No.74982973

this bread is thick and fluffy, a superb taste but it's difficult to find since there's a limited supply

>> No.74983801

>>74966974
I don't speak the language, I just like it when Kiara and porn actors use it.

>> No.74985051

>>74978127
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17eg-Xj8tMiNr4BCi4d4AkGJgFBvmhveJ1LP44AS0IoE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Goldfeather Ch1, refurbished. Same tags still apply.

>> No.74985340

>>74985051
Anonchama, the publish link.

>> No.74985871

>>74982973

Sleeper activation code right here.

>> No.74985995

>>74978223

Congratulations. You are now a young girl.

Congratulations. You are now a target.

>> No.74986238

>>74985995
>Femanon awakens in the center of shibuya,
>All she has on her is a phone with battery and a gps
>the icon of a phoenix, a raven, a devil and a zombie are displayed, moving around
>Congratulations: You are the target
>Objective: Survive

>> No.74986581

>>74986238
>The Most Dangero/u/s Game

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>>74979475
Is there an actual aniki? Or would they be someone the writer makes up?

>> No.74988194

>>74986238
https://youtu.be/QpqdsAJMhIs?si=qWbOf1r2RhvCHqHH

>> No.74988920

>>74978311
Oh
I mean yeah Twitter trannies would crucify you for it but honestly who fucking cares. It’s not good but it’s like the least bad thing you could do in that regard unless you were all weird like “uuu you’re so mature for your age”
Shouldn’t stop you from liking the shark regardless

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>>74988194
God imagine the chuunikino of all the chuuba Rider/magical girl transformations

Mori
>Pale rider
>HENSHIN
>"Mera-Mera"
>The Reaper-The rapper
>CONCERT-START!
>*a fuckhuge skull made of energy bites her, then breaks off and shows her black magical girl outfit that shows her ass

Watame
>Shogun Sheep!
>HENSHIN!
>"Do you dream? Cloudy Sheep!"
>Tsuno-Drill! Lets Go!
>CONCERT-START
>*a bunch of clouds gather and they do a thunderstrike that is then broken by her sunlight aura. Her rider/magical girl outfit is styled to make her horns and massive fucking tits show off

Kaela
>Steel Heart!
>HENSHIN!
>"No backseat, No retreat!"
>Great Steel Halberd GSH!
>CONCERT-START!
>*Metal around her melts and forms into her magical girl outfit, which then steams off like its a engine

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>>74978223
gyaru's bullying you in the train like picrel.
can be any duo that you want really. I just want girls that slutty it up

>> No.74992083

>>74985340
Not available since pc ded

>> No.74992259

>>74992000
>it’s two of the flats
>no boobs to press you with so they just awkwardly shove their pelvises against you
>they’re short so all you’re getting is womb bump in your thigh

>> No.74992375

>>74992259
Sooooo ao and hajime?

>> No.74993093

Im suprised there hasnt been an shotacon fic with Ina. She is a priest for fucks sake.

>> No.74994057

>>74992375
Is ao short?

>> No.74994115

>>74992000
For a while I've had a fantasy brewing about being bullied by gyaru JK NePoLaBo. Except they have a weird code of honor where any time they, say, steal his lunch money, they immediately force femdom sex on him as repayment so it isn't technically stealing.

>> No.74994488

>>74994115
how long before someone points out that’s just prostitution

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>>74978223
Being lolliMori’s teacher and grooming her

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>>74990298
God that reminds me of an oooold fic idea I had where IRyS is a magical girl from an apocalyptic future and she's sent to the past by Kronii to prevent the end of the world.

>> No.74997029

>>74994488
It kind of is. However, it isn't because Anon doesn't get a choice in the matter. He IS going to go buy the girls drinks and they ARE going to shove him to the ground and give him a four woman foot job.

>> No.74997250

>>74994488
It's robbery and sexual abuse.

>> No.74997436

>>74996915
IRyS loves guns!

>> No.74997495

>>74994115
>>74997029
For some reason this is making me think this is some kind of "hypnosis gone wrong" kind of thing where Anon managed to hypnotize them/alter their common sense into thinking this is normal, and now he's too weakened from getting taken advantage of daily by four gals that he can't reverse it/ make them submit.

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>>74994741
>It's the Xnd grade and everyone thinks Little Mori is more than a little retarded
>(You), the T.A, knows that's not the case and she's actually a bit above average. Just a little autistic is all
>(You) know because her teacher has you grade the tests of the A-M half of the class and you've been purposefully fucking with her answers to make them wrong
>Her parents are at their wit's end with her seemingly going to be held back another year
>Poor Calli feels like she's going insane because she really does try
>Eventually you enact your plan and offer to tutor her for free
>exasperated and coincidentally broke, her parents practically throw her at you
>start slowly increasing her grades, but not high enough to start passing
>Eventually convince her that it's her being too nervous and that you know a way for her to relax before a test, but it has to be a secret because it's an "adult only" way
>She agrees, and you finger Mori to her first orgasm
>She's so scatter brained over her brain having the concept of sexual pleasure unlocked that she totally bombs the test
>You give her an A+ anyway
>condition her to associate doing sex stuff with you to success and validation, to the point that she gets horny being alone with you
>She eventually passes, and is ready to start the Yth grade
>tell her parents about how if she wants you can tutor her over the summer
>They ask and she obviously says yes

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>>74978223
Gura and Kronii rescuing emo Mumei and goth Fauna from a tree wedgie after school
I don’t have much else other than this mental image. Maybe the focus is on a existential conversation between the two about how this situation reflects the human condition or something.

>> No.74998015

>>74997495
There's no hypnosis necessary, this is simply how an rational gyaru operates. She knows to feed the cow she milks.

>> No.74999063

>>74997964
>rescue
Wouldn't it be more fun to pull them down deeper into it though

>> No.75000069

>walk into KFP
>the cashier is really hot
>try to order the br-br-breasted bread m- I, uh, I mean the Uhh, the b-b-breaded BREAST MEAT
>she laughs and calls me a scheisse sexualangriffsfoggensluggern or something, didn't quite catch it
>Men-Ya Botan noodles fly out of my pockets, splattering all over the floor
>run home crying
>order UberSheep instead
>food arrives cold and with wool all over the inside of the bag

>> No.75000159

>>74974922
What fic?

>> No.75000172

>>75000069
life of a hungry anon is a difficult one

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>> No.75001817

>>75000159
Holofantasy

>> No.75001880

>>75001817
Damn. I thought it was gonna be a short fic but it has to be the behemoth instead ;_;

>> No.75002288

>>75001880
It’s pretty enjoyable, although I guess I could see why big word counts might not appeal to everyone. Also you’re missing out on love love events with Marine

>> No.75002413

>>75002288
>Also you’re missing out on love love events with Marine

I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you anon but when I quoted the person in the last thread who said "Fubuki wins yet again baybee", I had thought that had actually happened in HF and that Fubuki was a serious contender in winning the anonbowl. This isn't the case it'd seem and I feel slightly disappointed that the person I quoted got my hopes up for nothing.

But it is genuinely nice to see Marine get some love for once. Is Coco still getting blue balled?

>> No.75002443

>>75002413
Perpetually.

>> No.75002490

>>75002443
Okay last question; do we know what the author of the story is thinking about doing that to Coco despite her having a large role in the story?

>> No.75002553

>>75002490
That’s just how the dice have landed.

>> No.75002614

>>75002553
That's a shame. If it were up to me I would have probably thrown the dice out the window or just make the dice roll in Coco's favour. But then again the author is probably doing an amazing job with the dice system and his fic is doing really good, no?

Thanks for answering my questions, anon. I really appreciate it.

>> No.75003362

>>75002490
>>75002614
Effectively the dice have declared that Coco is getting the series wide slow burn romance arc, which is oddly fitting for the 'first girl'.

>> No.75003809

>>75003362
With the previous thread’s discussion of dark horse winners… Kanata will win, you heard it here first folks. The darkest of horses, MATSURI ENTERS

>> No.75004661

>>74997645
God that's hot...
More?

>> No.75004671

>>75003809
I think I've said this everytime holofantasy matsuri has been mentioned but man... Her losing her fight has got to be the biggest 'what if' moment for the fic.

>> No.75005874

>>74999063
That’s one way of getting them down

>> No.75005899

>>75001644
If only Manjigumi was a thing still (and got more fics)

>> No.75007812

A
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>> No.75008278

>>74999063
Pulling down on their juicy thighs… leaving shredded fabric on the branches… oishii…

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>> No.75010283

>>74997645
>Mori letting you do anything except kissing because she doesn't want to admit she likes you
>Mori pestering you before class to eat her puffy cunny out because she's too pent up
>Teaching Mori how to put the head of your dick inside her because the rest doesn't fit
>Teaching Mori the pleasures of flesh on flesh
>Kissing Mori's winking butthole while she teases you because she poops from there
>Getting to slurp on Mori's little pudding mounds
>Telling Mori if she has to pass she has to let you fuck her ass
>Rubbing it on Mori's plumpy [REDACTED] year old dumpy
>Rearranging Mori's guts (gently)
>Sending Mori home like white cream filling inside, like a twinkie
>Every time she lets you fuck her ass, you give her a better grade

>> No.75010679

>>74978223
You are a handsome, charming man, but way too autistic for your own good. A handful of chuubas try to woo you and fail because the most obvious hints go over your head
>Hey, wanna go out?
>We're already outside
>Hey Anon, what are you doing?
>Going to sleep
>Without me??? :33
>Yes, I'm old enough to sleep alone, goodnight.

Enter the autism queen herself, Kaela, who simply says she wants to go and eat something with you and her date feels like she's following an instruction manual

This all culminates with her saying 'Now, I've heard that sex increases the levels of dopamine in the brain and it can be very pleasureable. Would you like for us to increase the pleasure levels of our sex organs?'

Surprisingly, this is what does it for you and you two have the most awkward lovemaking night ever.

>> No.75010927

>>75010283
Now write about her revenge in XX years where the young girl you used to abuse is now a woman who regularly visits you in prison to taunt you, and makes you hers when you finally get out of jail.
Make it an inverse of AA's legendary matsuri outline

>> No.75011339

>>75010927
Sometimes I want to see a particular writer take a crack a particular prompt...
Balsanon or AuntieAnon could probably move this boulder...

>> No.75011371

>>75010679
To be fair they deserved rejection for going “:33”

>> No.75011570

>>75011371
What if it was a kemono chuuba who has that as their default expression?
You bigot, you better take responsibility and cheer her up.

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>> No.75011925

>>75011570
I’m racist against animal people

>> No.75012024

>>75011925
Subaru for fuck's sake, just because your kemonomother didn't love you doesn't mean all kemonos are bad!
>>74978223
Showing Subacchi that not all kemonos are bad people by charming her with your good boy traits.
And knotting her, of course.

>> No.75012093

>>75004671
It’s incredibly funny to me that Anon beats back Calli no sweat but all of his close shaves were with potential rapists.

>> No.75012125

>>75012024
>this conflict right under an Ayame image
pottery

>> No.75012686

>>75012093
Everyone knows it's easier to attack than it is to defend against getting raped.

>> No.75013044

>>75012093
The dice know that the only real exciting losses are the ones where Anon gets raped and kidnapped.

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Mori’s hot, I’m tired of pretending she isn’t

>> No.75013349

>>75013165
Why were you pretending?

>> No.75013369

>>75012686
Everyone? Damn, did I miss my crazy yandere event? I knew I should’ve taken that shifty back alley shortcut

>> No.75013799

>>75013349
Because
>pink woman bad

>> No.75014111

>>75012093
HCAnon is a rapist?

>> No.75014481
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>>75011925
>>74978223
gal okayu fucks the racism outta (You)

>> No.75014489

>>75014111
>He hasn’t seen the secret daydream chapter with 10 pages of HCAnon and HFAnon smut
Oh no no no

>> No.75014926

>>75013165
Mori looks great if I actively focus on disassociating the character design from the person playing the character. Kiara on the other hand is in every possible way completely out of sync with me, it's like she was designed by some malevolent higher being purely for the purpose of triggering the fuck out of me.

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>>75014489
What dastardly devilish fujo was responsible for this, I wonder?

>> No.75015182

>>75014926
Don't you want to correct her?

>> No.75015425

>>75014982
What the fuck is this gif I’m falling in love

>> No.75015542

>>75010679
I'd read it solely for all those chuuba getting rejected by handsome autistic anon.

>> No.75015599

>>75014982
She looks like she should have braces

>> No.75015990

>>75015599
Shiori needs braces

>> No.75016046

>>75015182
I lack the corrector instinct, I'm too soft.

>> No.75016193

>>75016046
Austrian women tend to be more forward, so she'll make you put the cuffs on her and fuck her brains out.

>> No.75016338

>>75015990
Does she have ogre teeth?

>> No.75016401

>>75015425
It's a classic!

>> No.75016480

>>75014489
>>75014982
There is an alternate universe where our oshi write fanfiction about us.

>> No.75016497

>>75015990
SO LONG DENTAL PLAN.

>> No.75016510

>>75016046
Anon, the soft chicken corrector who kindly explains what she did wrong and how she can improve herself during punishment sessions.

>> No.75016558

>>75016193
I think my anwer to Austrian forwardness in this case is a step backwards followed by full speed retreat.

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>>75016480
Who says they already aren't in THIS timeline? I bet there's a pile of WiP and finished docs sitting in an oshi's drive right now about the various writeanons, their respective fic anons, and the chuubas.

>> No.75016828

>>75016558
>GET BACK HERE, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT! YOU ARE KNOCKING ME UP WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

>> No.75017211

>>75016712
Well she better start posting them then, I have a physical need for more ROMANCE

>> No.75017210

I wonder how weird it is for a chuuba to read a fanfic that features a self insert protagonist in second person perspective, but also them as the protagonist's love interest.

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>>75016828
I miss my kind and gentle Ina, I'll never go to Austria again.
https://genius.com/Torsofuck-raped-by-elephants-lyrics

>> No.75017641

>>75016712
>Fubuki writes a story where (You) groom her, where she rapes the supersized fly, and forced (You) to to shit on her mouth
>Mio writes a story where she sucks on your fingers as you finger her and where she saves a young buck from a loveless relationship
>Polka writes a story where she goes on a long adventures with lots of Anons, and Her favorite is not the first one to score with her SI
>Towa writes a fic about cucking (You) with Kanata
>Coco writes a fic about how desirable she is for doing housewife duties
>Suisei writes a story were she cooks for (You)

>> No.75017867

>>74978223
Trying to get some sleep after a long week but multiple chuubas interrupt you and your beauty sleep

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>>75017867
Could this be one of the pitfalls of the harem life?
>Want to just sleep off the strain of the week, but Lamy bursts in on you with a bottle in each hand, demanding you drink with her
>Another night Mio's heat came a week early, aw shit, here we go again.
>Watame's own nightowl tendencies arise when what was supposed to be a cozy night of cuddling turns into not getting to sleep until the sun rises
>2 hours after the sun rises Nene wants to go beetle hunting

>> No.75018606

>>75017867
>>75018281
This reminded me of a manga I read long time ago
>I'm the Main Character of a Harem Manga, but I'm Gay so Every Day Is Hell for Me

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>>75017867
Everyone... except your oshi

>> No.75019811

>>75014926
funny you say that because for me vtubers are hot BECAUSE the person they have behind.
Mori's design is good, but she would be like a B tier character in a gacha with three lines for me if she didnt have her personality that elevates her design (and adds to the gap moe).

Gura is a good example where i know a few guys who are really into lolicon but get completely turned off by Gura because she doesnt lean in the angle aside from doing funny voices.
Now Kobo? those guys can go in a list for the things i've seen them say

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>> No.75020262

>>75019811
>funny you say that because for me vtubers are hot BECAUSE the person they have behind.
Well, yeah. It's a case-by-case thing of course.
Incidentally, despite being a lolicon, my oshi is a hag with big tits because I instantly fell in love with her personality.

>> No.75021439

>>75018281
It's only really dangerous if they're jealous towards each other and you have to make sure to not give anyone preferential treatment while still fulfilling their needs.
Ideally, they understand your limits and help police each other constructively.

>> No.75021719

>>75016828
That cat kiara prompt looks better and better

>> No.75022148
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>>75021439
That would be the ideal state of cohabitation yes, but I also imagine there will is always a learning curve when these things are just starting out.
In my case the understanding of limits might be harder for some members since they view your limits as non-existent.

>> No.75022194

>>75008278
Kronii licking her lips at the mega cameltoe she gets to inflict on Mumei pulling her down into her wedgie

>> No.75022844

>>74988920
Speaking of, I just saw an art of her doing gloryhole and getting spitroast(they're simultaneously happening)

And no, I had no chance to ever say that because my request was just shot down harder than an anti air a jet fighter.

>> No.75023179

>>75016480
Ogey, who's writing me claiming all 7 of them then and claiming complete dominance on their bodies?

>> No.75023289

>>75019811
I like Gura for her personality, the small is just a bonus

>> No.75023920

>>75022148
I hope I can eventually communicate my limits clearly, and establish a sensible hierarchy based on maturity and experience.
I'm tired of harem-havers in media whose women have problems with him and each other because he's more of a passive boytoy than wise harem master.

>> No.75023980

>>75023179
Ollie.

>> No.75024366

>>75023920
>Passive
We share a sentiment on that. I don't like the passive approach either. I'm as big a part of this relationship as the rest of them, so I gotta make my wants known.

>> No.75024475

>>75024366
>I'm as big a part of this relationship as the rest of them
As the rest of them individually or as the rest of them together? I feel like it's kind of in the middle.

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>>75024475
That's a good question. There's a lot I'll have to learn when getting into the actual harem mechanics and I have a feeling some of them will just manifest themselves organically.

>> No.75025342

>>75023980
Kek, reasonable.

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>>74978223
A comfy fic where Shiori's wife power has leveled just enough to not cause major damage to anyone involved but its still low

>> No.75025804

>>75024930
I'm imagining a fight between two of the girls that is resolved with each of them in one of your arms - but you barely say anything, you just oversee the process of them getting to understand and making up with each other.

>> No.75026338

>>75025804
That is cute, although I would be prone to make more of a show of it. Kinda something like a dinner made for the three of us where they can smooth things over.

>> No.75026429

>>75026338
Or breakfast in bed.

>> No.75028040

>>75024930
I'm looking forward to the social dynamics and emerging (functional) hierarchy

>> No.75028112

>>75022194
>excellent, an opportunity to sexually harass her without looking like a weirdo!
>”ok hold still babygirl, this won’t hurt (me) a bit”
>”uh… you can just leave us up here haha…”

>> No.75029118

>>75028112
Does that mean Kronii gets cucked by a pair of stretched panties technically

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>>75026429

>> No.75031406

Up

>> No.75031882

>>75029118
Perhaps if you consider the vedgie to be like sex

>> No.75034838

Survive

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>> No.75036042

>>74978223
Coffee date with dokibird
I don’t have many more details. Just something fluffy

>> No.75036275

>>75036042
She goes home without paying as prank, and then you spank her (consensually)

>> No.75036456

>>75036042
This, but she arrives at your house first because you both intend to walk down to the local coffee shop, only for it to start bucketing down on the way so you both get drenched and the coffee shop is actually closed for the day due to the flood risk

>> No.75036460

>>75036275
Good good but do you like follow her home or something?

>> No.75036891

>>74978223
Towa prevents her boyfriend from fucking Kanata by keeping his in her mouth 24/7

>> No.75037002

>>75036460
You live together and she planned all of it, so when you get home she has already undressed and tied herself up.

>> No.75037059

>>75037002
Bitch better wait while I make a keurig she bought and drink it in front of her while she can’t resist

>> No.75037380

>>75036275
>>75037002
someone had a story with punishing brat doki in /haha/ but anons made fun of him and he didn't come back like a coward

>> No.75037504

>>75037059
I guess she can wait for what she wants, writhing in her bonds while laughing and calling you names.

>> No.75037692

>>75037380
Doki’s a girl I’d like to spank

>> No.75037807

>>75037380
Did they make fun of him because it was bad? Or just because their oshi was being spanked?

>> No.75037999

>>75036891
So Towa glues herself to her boyfriend's crotch so he doesn't empty his balls into Kanata's womb?

>> No.75038018

>>75037807
it didnt even get that far >>72977879 >>72977937

>> No.75038051

>>75036891
So is Towa a giantess in this scenario or would you just be very small?

>> No.75038130

>>75038018
>wedgie
of fucking course they laughed at it.

>> No.75038244

>>75038130
turns out the wedgie writer isnt a dragoon

>> No.75038295

>>75038130
No fucking shot someone other than me wrote wedgieshit

>> No.75038570

>>75038295
the pantys are destroyed quickly at the end of the part one so its probably not the focus?

>> No.75038649

>>75038051
Meant to say his penis in her mouth like the Towa stops smoking prompt but sure

>> No.75038670

>>75038570
We never got to see more so who knows

>> No.75038727

>>75037999
Yes, and both think is adorable because the second she's asleep the angel plapping resumes

>> No.75039611

>>75038295
Unrelated, but I think you deserve it for your dedication.

>> No.75039820

>>75038018
Maybe I'm missing something, but it seems like a literal one guy didn't really vibe with it while others who read and decided to say something weren't bothered and someone even encouraged him to continue.

>> No.75040116

>>75039820
Yeah it looked like that. He got literally oneguyed

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>>75040116
Shame, many such cases. If he's lurking here I want to let him know something Even though I don't care for wedgies, you shouldn't be discouraged from writing what you want, and if you got the balls to share it, that just makes you a bigger man.

>> No.75042427

>>75031882
>Kronii has to just watch
>Gura rips both of them down instead because she wasn't listening
Cuckaronii

>> No.75043376

>>75042427
>they shove Kronii in a trash can for being weird and unhelpful

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Live

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>>75045820
I am tested almost every week by this chocolate space goddess' gigantic ass.

>> No.75047097

>>75043376
>Kronii getting bullied by Mumei who she wanted to perv on
kino

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So, it's about time
watcha
>Reading
>Writting
>Struggling with
>Prompt that lives rent free in your head

>> No.75051776

>>75047097
Made even better that it was a Mumei who just got bullied herself. Kronii being rendered a girlfail by another girlfail, that’s even worse for her

>> No.75054604

live

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>>75051485
>Reading
All caught up with archive at the moment.
>Writing
Doing outlining for the next chapters
>Struggling
Mostly with how I want to handle the pacing at the moment. I got a few options, but I think I might on the track of the right on.
>Rent Free Prompt
It's a toss up between Noble Maid Suisei (any of the varations), and Mococo dealing with Fuwawa being a figment of her imagination, or vice versa.

>> No.75057134

>>75056521
>All caught up
No fucking way. You've read everything? Even THAT fic?

>> No.75058535

Roberu’s such a convenient character it’s insane

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>>75057134
I may not remember reach one, but I have made an effort to go through all the fics I could scroll through the archive, and usually I like to go with the random roll each day. It's not a bad exercise to wake your brain up in the morning.

>> No.75059060

>>75058535
everyone needs a funky kansai guy

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You're working on that WIP, right raffian?!

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>>75067440

>> No.75068721

>>75051485
>Reading
Planning on getting caught up in the fics posted this week.

>Writting
Outlining a scene.

>Struggling with
The location where this scene is taking place. Where doesn't really matter but it does affect the details and logistics.

>Prompt that lives rent free in your head
Sora's Secret for sure. I got the banger line at the climax in mind and everything.

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>>75068721
>I got the banger line at the climax in mind and everything
Making up banger lines way in advance of scenes is one of my guiltiest pleasures

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>>74978223
>Xi Jingping has come up with a masterplan for Chinese world domination
>It's time for Team Hololive to save the motherfucking day
>Tags: hurting the feelings of 1.3 billion people, anti-communism, destruction of unesco world heritage sites

>> No.75070667

>>75037504
One question: is it really funny for her that (you) are trying to punish her (badly), or does she secretly enjoy it and feel the need to /haha/ her way through to not get embarrassed?

>> No.75070875

>>75058535
Kek, I put him in my story too. He just works.

>> No.75071159

>>75058535
A bro
A bull
A cuck

Truly the Fubuki of HoloStars.

>> No.75073604

>>75067440
Tomorrow for sure...

>> No.75075241

>>75069591
It's basically how I decide what ideas to follow. or what prompts to pick up.

>> No.75077468

>>75067440
Yes, mogojan

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>> No.75080132

>>75069591
That is a nice dance.

>> No.75081444

>>75079462
That is a nice fox butt.

>> No.75082344

>>75038727
Poor, poor Towa. She tries everything she can think of to stop Kanata from stealing her boyfriend and she STILL can't keep him faithful even if she glues herself to her boyfriends crotch 24/7.

Know what I think Towa needs to do? Do what was done in "POLaltio" and suck her boyfriend's dick bone dry so its impossible for him to fuck Kanata. But knowing Towa she'd probably fuck that up and give an inexperienced blowjob and the minute her boyfriend erupts into her mouth, she'd probably withdraw and not swallow the seed that she made erupt from her boyfriend's dick.

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>>74978223
>>75071159
Fubuki openly cucking another Fubuki away from a lesbian relationship with a third Fubuki and them both humiliating her as an accessory in bed

>> No.75083230

>>75082361
Fubuki, Nubuki and Kurokami?

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>>75081444
Isn't it just? I want to motorboat that ass more than my next breath and I'd be willing to cut off my dinkbag with a rusty spoon and chew on it like bubblegum for the opportunity to use that butt thunder as a pillow.

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Tell me about ONE thing you're gonna get done this weekend for your current projects.
I'm gonna finish outlining and create the chapter document, and probably even write in it.

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>>75086037
Shit, I thought I was gonna relax this weekend with only two or three scenes scripted. But if Mio commands it, here's what I'm gonna commit to scripting and staging this weekend:
>three maria scenes
>a nina solo scene (the LAST character focused scene!!!!!)
>one of the two remaining main route collab scenes
That'll leave me with one main route collab scene, four massive ending scenes, and a big Pomu scene.
I don't think I'll manage to swing a subroute for one of the main routes at this rate (since it would require writing, scripting, and staging), but it'll at least put me in the final sprint.
The ending scenes will be brutal, but I'm kinda looking forward to them.
If I can get the script finished by May 13th, that would be truly magical. Would give me a full week for UI extras, a week/half a week for playtesting, and then boom.
Sorry, that was more than one thing, Mio.

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>>75087281
That's the spirit. Commit and win, bro.

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>>74978223
Kronii uses hypnosis to get Mori to fuck her after constantly striking out. It doesn’t actually work but it’s so pathetic that Mori pretends because she feels bad for the poor girlfailure.

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>>75086037
EEEWHHEHAHEHHAGEHAG

>> No.75089545

>>75051485
>nothing
>will resume Goldfeather soon
>how to smoothly transition into the seggs
>the "NTR squad" being sicced onto HoloX prompt. The one I compared to Batman's Agamemnon Contingency files.

>> No.75089978

>>75086037
Im gonna try and not jerk off after two paragraphs!

>> No.75090522

>>75088281
Is this pure yuri or is one of them packing a fat futa cock?

>> No.75090707

>>75051485
honestly any prompt involving Laplus has been living rent free in my head.
>Waking up with a loving Laplus gf by your side
>Laplus raid boss that takes down multiple holomems until you are left
>Laplus ntr prompts

>> No.75091628

>>75086037
I might finish a fic that is basically just one big shitpost about Iroha, drawing swords, and getting NTR'd by Luna drawing her husband's blade multiple times in front of her.

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>>75091628
Iroha AND Lunahime in the same shitpost?! Sign me up.

>> No.75093505

>>75092991
>Luna
I made it so that in my game, she summons a group of reinforcements whenever you make Sora talk with her.

They're comprised of Paladins, Generals(Stalwarts in my game), Missionaries(male Valks), and I cant remember what else

>> No.75093647

>>75087281
You are my hero

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>>75093505
Well in MY story, Lunahime's luknights are among some of the hardest warriors in the tri-state area, and the ones that are only 2 feet tall are the most deadly.
Luna is also well practiced in sword fighting, piano playing, ballroom dancing, and a natural at heavy S&M play.

>> No.75094449

>>75094254
>heavy S&M play.
As dom or sub?

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>>75094449
Initiates as the dom, but doesn't mind if the tables get turned.

>> No.75094812

>>75094777
I'm down to play with hagbabyhime

>> No.75095332

>>75094777
>Luna gets swarmed and dominated by a horde of chibi Luknights

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>>74978223
Unsubscribing from a chuuba only for her to show up outside your house holding up a boombox playing Careless Whisper

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>> No.75101112

>>75100820
I didn't finish my wine

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>>75086037
I'm gonna write.

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>>75102771
Me too.

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>>75095332
I will decimate an entire battalion of Luknights to keep Lunahime to myself.

>> No.75107010

>>75105832
I mean, you'll only arrive after she's already experienced right? So they will have had their turn.

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>>75107010
Damn...didn't think of that. To be determined.

>> No.75108144

>>75108020
They're just playing and having fun, in the end. SM is more fun without sex if you can appreciate it for its own sake.

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>>75108144
Good point. I also had another out where she read about it in books and practiced on dolls or maids. I'm plan to make reading smut a regular pass time for most women in the world.

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>Read Holomoms
>Get the urge to date a single mother
FUCK

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>>75108458
there's literally no downside ever, literally not a single one that can be proven in any way shape or form.
you can make other kids if the first one is a shithead and if things go wrong eat all of his snacks and leave

>> No.75108811

>>75108408
If she's even somewhat competent she should have real experience. Practicing isn't really enough to act the part, perform the techniques correctly and pay attention to your partner while you're tense and horny.
Then again, most people wouldn't know that so it wouldn't break their suspension of disbelief.

>> No.75109211

>>75100820
What happens if I don't drink wine?

>> No.75110118

>>75109211
Then she'd serve you something else in the glass.

>> No.75110266

>>75108408
It would be more fun if Luna was a skilled bdsm veteran that wants to teach and humble Anon but ends up having the tables turned on her because she develops a crush on him and because of how kind and creative he is during it all.

>> No.75110314 [DELETED] 

>>75110118
Why do I get a strange feeling that I wouldn't like what Mio would serve me for my drink if I don't drink wine and that its only best for my sake that I make her happy and just drink the wine?

I have nothing against alcohol but I just don't drink it at all. I don't like the thought of having a really sore head plus I can't take my time with alcohol.

>> No.75110716

>>75110314
Anon you need to stop overthinking every single post

>> No.75111368

>>75110314
Mio isn't French, you can ask for something else.

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>>75111368
>Mio isnt french
oh yeah? explain THIS

>> No.75111850

>>75111368
>you can ask for something else.
But wouldn't that be rude of me to do? I know I shouldn't be "overthinking" silly little things but my autistic brain cannot help it. I did say before (until I deleted my reply) that I don't drink alcohol (but I'm not against it), but wouldn't just saying it to Mio's face that I don't drink wine just kinda ruin the mood in that image?

>> No.75111931

>>75111585
I love this goofy pic. i guess ill include Mio eating cheese in a fic some day just because i like it

>> No.75114094

>>75111850
Just make a joke about being thirsty in a different way and proceed with the breeding if you want to avoid the risk.

>> No.75115713

No dying

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>>75090522
Either would work but if one has a cock it should be Kronii

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>>74978223
Marrying Koyori after years of trying to woe the esteemed scientist and building a loving and wholesome relationship with her.

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>>75108811
>>75110266
Yeah as soon as I made that post and fucked off to an event for a bit, I was thinking she should have done the real thing. It would also further add to the idea I have planned for her that she will break the posh puffy princess persona at times.

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>> No.75126273

>>75098752
GET OUT

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Are you all reading?

>> No.75136538

>>75132476
Yes...

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>>75136538
and writing your wips?

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>>75132476
im experiencing my yuri awakening

>> No.75140729

>>75138536
So are you awakening to liking yuri? or being gay and liking girls?

>> No.75142189

>>75138536
ShioRaven is better when Nerissa is a futanari because then Shiori can make her cum in her pants and laugh at her. It just doesn't hit the same when it happens to a normal girl.

>> No.75142503

>>75140729
yeah i was always like "hey gay anime exists" but then i watched the off collab and now im a deeply changed man
>>75142189
im fine with whatever thing they have. I just want them to kiss and then they also give me a kiss

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>>75142189
I mean, you can make a girl cream her pants without her needing a dick. You can get a little creative with it.
>Shiori just barely strokes the back of her hand up and along Nerissa's crotch as she passes by, making sure to put a little extra pressure once she reaches the top of the slope.
>Make Nerissa weak to girly perfumes, Shiori lays it on thick one day, and the sensations already make Nerissa start to leak
>An accidental bump of shoulders is enough to get the pipes working
>Nerissa finally cums a little
>"Did you just jizz yourself? Nerissa, that's pretty gay. We're both girls."

>> No.75143128

>>75142575
>Shiori can be as cruel as she wants and lay it on as thick as she wants because Nerissa will never correct her
>But since she's so nice, she always stops because she feels bad
its a fine balance

>> No.75144690

>>75142575
It just doesn't work without the societal shame and biological failure associated with spilling seed into your underwear.

>> No.75144825

>>75144690
Remember, Nerissa doesn't wear underwear

>> No.75145099

>>75144690
isnt shiori the one with the cock? because their kids have her surnames

>> No.75145370
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>>75145099
>Spoiler
Huh!? What do you fucking mean?

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>>75145370
>Their number 1 fan and shipper headcannons a daughter. They always interact with that artist and lean on the bit so they "acnowledge" her existance
>Later, They make a stream naming her (Artist is elated). The name is Beatrice Niori World Destroyer Novella
>Shiori picked World destroyer, leaves for milk and has no recolection of giving birth to that kid. Therefore Nerissa says she's the dad
>They make a second kid in that stream, picrel
>all of this, and the fact that the artist has an alt account where she draws shioraven softcore points to that they also headcannon shiori with a cock
These advents girls sure love fucking around with their communities

>> No.75146409
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>>75145941 (Me)
The original drawing that sparked this whole saga
its both fun and cute, it feeds shippers and makes for good bits. A+

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>>75145941
And here I thought we were the ones who are supposed to be writing fanfiction in this community. That's what the sign says don't it? We fuckers are writing fanfics.

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>>75146454
anon listen closely. Dont.Turn.Around.
I...I think...I think There's a Nerissa behind you

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>>75146573
Say goodbye to your kneecaps ya desperate dyke. I'll give ya a front row seat to me plowing your sisters though.

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>>75146715
hold it moom.
Its always "save me white woman, save me", but today im saving that bisexual white woman by having sex with her

>> No.75147516
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>>75147038
Better you than me bro. I'm glad we can solve this problem without violence then.
Fuck now ain't that a diplomatic solution to dealing with Nerissa who is ready to rapture my soul with her demon song?
>Really can't manage a fight against an entire family of demon ravens
>Nerissa is just fucking frustrated and in a dry spell, but you'd rather fuck her sisters. Something about the Nerissa just makes your dick feel like a noodle, you can't even muster enough lust to pity fuck her.
>Offer a moderately attractive village girl who is also bisexual. Nerissa is thrilled.
>You then say if you come across any orphans, to send one her way
>She gives you the key to her sisters' bed chambers
>Time to breed some real fucking demons.

>> No.75148330

>>75147516
if you cant get it up to nerissa you might be gay

>> No.75150791

>>75142503

I mean, as long as you're not one of those yuri fans who has that whole supremacy thing going on. I know a fair number of them, and it always makes me feel sort of unwelcome when the conversation goes there.

>> No.75150933

>>75148330

I mean, I'd like a woman I could pin down. Most of the time, that would mean she was shorter than me.

>> No.75151430

I would like to get pinned down by a woman that is physically weaker and shorter than me, but letting her think she has the advantage. Then let her have her way with me, knowing I could take control at any second.

>> No.75152642

>>75137418
EHHH UHHH AEH

>> No.75154669
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>>75138536
Homosexuality is kinda gay though

>> No.75155028

>>75150933
> someone from the family slips Nerissa a youth draught at the dinner
> next day Nerissa comes out of her room for a breakfast at 1 PM, a little bit younger and shorter than usual
> legs wobbling and sleep deprived, but unusually elated for someone in that state
> sisters are being puzzled by this development as (you) exit Nerissa's bedroom, drink a 1 liter bottle of water in one go and absentmindedly eat like half a pound of meat from the fridge
> perhaps they should just make (you) taller next time
> they have a way to make it permanent
If that what it takes for the family to "come" together

>> No.75155449

>>75155028
That sounds like a genuinely retarded idea.

>> No.75155791

>>75154669
Kinda? It is!

>>75150791
/u/nicorns should burn to dust

>> No.75156714
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>>75155449
Well excuse me for being a retard .-.
Not everyone was blessed with intelligence and intuition for life and brain structure to support loving in a society

>> No.75159114

>>75138536
If they love each other, why doesn't Shiori give the horn back?

>> No.75159926

>>75114094
I like the way you think anon and wish I thought of that in the first place instead of acting like a retard and shitting up the thread with pointless drivel.

>> No.75159976

>>75159926
Don't be so down on yourself, you're just being earnest and cute. Creativity and inspiration have many avenues.

>> No.75161451

>>75159114
Because if you're a coward you can have >>75146409 Beatrice actually be the embodiment of Nerissa's broken horn.

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