/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

When you attract unicorns,
watch out for their horns.

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>>74870447
Fuck em. Pander to the mentally ill and dealt with their retarded faggotry I always say.

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>>74870447
The unicorns are all universally supportive of them

[Anonymous No.]

>When you attract unicorns, watch out for their retarded crybaby hissy fits
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there 5+ fwmc bait threads, what did nijisanji do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>When you attract unicorns, watch out for seething Nijiniggers making hundreds of bait threads

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>>74870491
>They support actual cuckoldry but get mad when they see a boy and a girl talking and then project said cuckoldry onto them.
Accurate.

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>>74870566
vox committed suicide .wouldn't that be great

[Anonymous No.]

is this board filled with straight up retarded people

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>>74870447
Unicorn my ass, this is all nijisis discord raid.

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>>74870684
>tranny projecting his fetish onto other people
Every single time.

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I haven't seen this many Fuwamoco bait threads for a long time.

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>>74870805
Yes.
Next question.

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>>74870932
It's just retarded trannies spamming cause they streamed in Japanese earlier, which is something they've been doing since debut month. And it also wasn't a surprise cause they told us a fucking week ago.

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>>74870991
>En streamers
>Slowly doing more and more JP content despite promises to remain primarily English
How is this not an issue to you retard, they're lying whores

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>>74870932
ruffians are easy targets because there are a lot of them on this board and they're quite menhera so they often take the bait, especially on their general

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>>74871279
You are supposed to be learning Japanese, EOP scum. Fuck off. Seriously, just go away, we don't want you.

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>>74870447
>>74870477
>>74870507
>>74870684
>>74871279
HOMOSEETHE

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>>74871463
Yes yes sister, I am soooo angry

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>>74870477
>>74868728
Why the fuck are you watching Hololive if you can't even pretend to have the intention of learning Japanese?

Honestly fuck you

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Sure, sister. Sure. Don't you have Chinese classes to attend to in order for miload to pretend to like you?

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>>74870447
ASMR DX mengen isn't what they had planned in mind at the start.
First, they only mentioned ASMR briefly in the description here
>あのマイクでASMR企画も!?
Nothing on the title, nothing on the thumbnail.
And then even in the stream, the suggestion that got picked is actually an innocent one that just ask them for BAU BAU ASMR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PYjJ94tyoI&t=3105s
And Nodoka did say that they gonna continue the ASMR parts in the mengen, but that's at the very, very end of the stream and without any fanfare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PYjJ94tyoI&t=3620s
And then we got the DX itself. No mention of ASMR at all
Title:
> 【DXプラン限定】FUWAMOCOと春先のどかの生アフタートーク! 【#ホロの休日_仮】
>FuwaMoco & Harusaki Nodoka Aftershow
Desc:
>番組収録直後に感想や裏話を語る、デラックス(DX)プラン限定の2Dアフタートーク!
>番組のご感想や、今後のメン限で聞きたい話などのご意見はコメント欄にどうぞ!
>Aftershow exclusive for DX member!
>Please send your thought and what you'd like to see in comments!
Also no mention of ASMR in the thumbnail, which is pic related, it said
>今日はどうでして?
>How are we today?
And this static pic persist for the first 53s of the DX mengen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA4BEeD8AiY&t=53s
After that, they suddenly changed the text into ASMR中

All these is weird at best or a fucking weakass advertising at best.
If they want to rope Ruffians into buying mengen, you'd think they'd plaster ASMR fucking everywhere. But instead, this is the kind where you'd blink and miss it.
If you didn't pay attention to what Nodoka-san said at the very, very end after all the advertisement you'd miss what the DX even about, and they fucking advertised HoloPlus AND Nodoka next stream too beforehand.

Also, to further add that this is a last-minute addition, it was live, and FuwaMoco did just "waste" the first 5 minutes just doing another BAU BAU ASMR. It seems original plan was just literally continue the BAU BAU ASMR + light after talk.
It was Nodoka that suddenly said to accept request after that. Even then, they still do funny suggestion like Pon-de-ring menu + Introduction.

Also, contrast it with Okayu's (main channel) ASMR here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3kQIkXoPxA
ASMR in thumbnail, ASMR in title, so everyone know what they're getting into.

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>>74874440
>Here's a 5 paragraph essay why I wasn't cucked
Anon...

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>>74874440
Anon is your argument really that Nodoka was a fucking evil bitch and intentionally tricked them into ASMR?

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>>74870447
>watch out for trannies and brownsisters who'll raid you every day for being unicorn-pandering
ftfy

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>>74871327
We've been doing better at not biting recently which is part of why there's so many bait threads

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>>74870447
?

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>>74876234
we've known that A chan is a fucking bitch, so Nodoka being the same doesn't seem so far off

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>>74870447
Based fuck those incels faggot time to learn Japanese like a true fan

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>>74871279
Mori did the same thing, Kiara did the same thing, Gura did the same thing, Kronii did the same thing, the question is how did you not see this coming?

Every holovirgin averages 10 plane trips to Japan every year and most of holoEN are forced to fucking live there, what did you think was gonna happen?

Did you even think? While sending them buckets of cash?

This is all your doing and you deserve what happened.

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>>74871334
>>74872900
Wow I didn't know Hololive opened an English branch specifically so foreigners could learn Japanese.
Here I thought they were doing it for money, not for a benevolent mission of spreading their language across the globe. Silly me!

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>>74870932
Well when you take a giant shit expect a big stink
Fuwamoco took a massive dump on their core audience

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>>74876234
The fact that they basically wrote out "well Nodoka-san made us do ASMR~" and the creepy way they keep holding an ASMR stream over their fans heads is some manipulative shit. Like it's honestly gross.

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>>74881243
>we just tripped and fell onto their penis, uhh... I mean ASMR mic!

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>>74881099
Yes, i know you retarded but this is a japanese hobbies meant to spread japanese culture you retarded dumbfuck sister, it was even talk by yagoo about hololive goal.
Now post your merch with your #tag, "holofan"

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What does this have to do with unicorns?

[Anonymous No.]

The term unicorn referring to the fans is the most fucking ESL shit ever

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>>74876467
/baubau/ certainly seems to be in a better state than what it was some days ago

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>>74881320
I wish I could be as naive as you again.
It's for money. Companies (especially public traded ones) exist to make money.
Almost everything in this world revolves around money. They do not give a single fuck about "spreading Japanese culture''.

It's pretty cute that you genuinely believe that though.

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>>74870832
Proofs?

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>>74870447
At least they pay well

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>>74881344
Don't try to find logic in the head of a seething sister, i mean most of the shit they follow don't make sence if you aren't severely retarded anyway.

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>>74881153
Imagine how stretched out her asshole was during that, imagine the smell.

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>>74870447
Horn? Isn't it just their dick, glued on their head?

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>>74881320
>i know you retarded but this is a japanese hobbies
>it was even talk by yagoo about hololive goal
Maybe you should’ve spent more time learning English SEAnig

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>>74881408
Unicorn has lost all meaning at this point. I’ve seen chuubas use it unironically. They use it wrong every time

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>>74872900
Why the fuck did they join the English branch if their intention was to pander to jp fucks huh?

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>>74885865
They said it themselves. They applied like 4 times to JP and got denied every single time. They joined EN for their JP visa and now they're fucking off with it

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>>74885865
If they joined JP, they'd sound like to Japanese speakers what Meloco sounds like for English-speakers.

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>>74870805
Always

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>>74870991
>talk about waiting to do ASMR to make it special
>they want to make it exclusively to members and for it to be just the right time
>ruffians understand and wait
>suddenly out of nowhere they do their first ASMR in Japanese behind the Hololive channel membership
>tee hee sorry wuffians ASMR isn't even thaaat special we'll give you the sloppy seconds later we have to go back to our JP fans ;)

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>>74886021
>we tripped and fell onto the binaural mic!
>we weren't into it so it didn't count though

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>>74886320
>we don't think it's a first ASMR
Lmao. Even they know they fucked up. Ruffians will still take it because they're thr most whipped cucked fanbase in the site lol.

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>>74886021
>behind the Hololive channel membership
wait, there is more than just the bau baus they did on the normal stream?

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>>74870477
The only people throwing a huge hissy fit are the vtsisters. Ruffians expected this day way in advance, we all knew it was their goal.

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>>74886604
Way waaay more. They did ear locking, soft talking ASMR in the mem stream.