/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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depressing hag thread

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>>74718372
context for this one?

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Peak.

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>>74718128
MUST. IMPREGNANT. HAGS!

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>>74718729
she played with lego for hours and wished she had kids of her own to play with

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>>74718128
Pekora buying 2 cats and a monkey as a cope.

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>>74719519
wtf she's a hag now? How fucking old is her mom then?

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>>74719639
Mid 50s

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>>74718128
Does Nerissa's baby fever count?

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>>74719687
Do remember people back then had their kids in their 20s so she's probably just in her mid 40s

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>>74719519
Pekora bought a what ??

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>>74719769
Maybe in 10 years, she's not depressed or desperate at all yet.

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>>74719831
The older the better.

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>>74719837
A FUCKING MONKEY

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>>74719938
I need a granny gumjob

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anyone got the pic of that family with Mio at a meet & greet?

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>>74719896
Anon, you cant just post picture of schizophrenic Mio like that

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>>74720378
yes man

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>>74719769
No. Lesbians are a genetic dead end

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>>74719831
Pekora is a hag, if her mother was in her mid 40s she would only be 10-15 years older than Pekora.
And Pekora has older siblings, too.

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>>74719831
Pekora is the youngest of 3

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>>74719112
aaaaaaaaa

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>>74719112
None of this shit is real btw.

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>>74719896
Please don't post a picture of my child with Mio here with my permission anon

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>>74718128
Isn't this lady like 50 and post menopausal? I'm surprised she still streaming.

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>>74719361
gosh koyori is so perfect

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>>74718128
It's incredibly sad how in a couple more years, these hags will soon reach Botan/Polka status, and give up completely. The thought will of having kids will no longer faze them, because they already accepted their fate.

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>>74727662
She's a multimillionaire off of yt kids
I think she really enjoys the grind

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>>74727662
She's not even 30. She's done autograph meet and greets before for kids.

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>>74727662
>>74727662
>Isn't this lady like 50 and post menopausal?
Thanks. Now I have to go and furiously masturbate to her.
>Captcha: NYAN

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>Young man, you need to preserve your bloodline and that of a hag, you must marry and impregnate a hag asap
Well where the fuck are they? I am turning into a fucking wizard here I unless I go with mediocre college girls in their 20's.

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>>74727814
Retard. Cookie has a very old horse channel too that's quite popular and one of the first uploads has her hag hands and voice in it from over 10 years ago. She definitely wasn't 18-20.

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>>74727853
>she's on famousbirthdays
>she's born in 1997, she's 27
fake hag. my day is ruined.

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>>74728004
Check and see if any bars around you have a "cougar night". It's fucking amazing and you don't even pay for your drinks.

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poch...

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>>74728277
How she's 27 looking almost 45

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>>74728208
she literally makes no effort to hide her pl and face retard. she even takes pictures with her fans. she's not anywhere near 50

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>>74728531
pl? no such thing. cookieswirlc is cookieswirlc.
i think you mean she foesn't bother with hiding her identity because she doesn't actually care.

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>>74728277
FamousBirthdays isn't reliable.

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>>74728277
wait…is this where retards are getting their source from that she’s younger than she seems? Some made up d.o.b on an eceleb site?

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>>74728643
Cookieswirl isn't a grifter like 90 of hololive talent not name Kiara mori and the dogs Kiara mori and the dogs don't mind taking photos with the fans or taking time out of their busy day to talk to you for a few minutes.

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>>74728829
Nyanners was underaged this whole time.

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Why do you like hags? Are you old?

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>>74729676
I simply prefer motherly women. Been like that for almost a decade now with myself also entering ojisan territory in a few years.

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>>74718372
i NEED to give this old woman children holy shit

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>>74729676
I am old.

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>>74728344
th... this is just a mistranslation right...? r-right? haha o-ok time to say just kidding now, jokes not funny anymore...

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I want to save a lonely Japanese hag and give her children and make her smile.

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>>74728829
Wtf, I love Nyanners now.

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>>74729676
Hags are hot. Plus unlike zoomers they know what unicorns wants

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>>74728004
Anon i dont know how to tell you this, vut if you are going for hags as some sort of desperation move thrn 20 something college girls are definitely out of your league. Also an fyi for everyone here hags are probably of anons leagues too.

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>>74729676
Is someone in the desert found a puddle of water but it had a little bit of mud on it, do you think they wouldn't drink it?

People here are coping is what im trying to say. Good chance hags reject them too.

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>>74729676
I watched a ‘family’ JAV with a 40+ mother and two daughters who were like 21 and 28. That was when I finally saw the light. The mom was so fucking erotic, confident, feminine, talented and hairy and the daughters were boring and pathetic. Hags are on another level entirely.

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>>74727802
Polka is a real, nonbaiting lesbian so it was always going to be like this.

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>>74731074
My penis will be so good it'll make her straight

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>>74729286
fuck beat me to it

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FWMC talking about crying while watching "old enough" and saying cats will be fine

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>>74734437
Realistically, as twin hags, wouldn't one of them getting pregnant kind of fuck up their bond? Would a man have to get them both pregnant to make it fair? What if one of them is boderline infertile? Would the baby essentially have two mothers considering how close they are?

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>>74728829
Isn't nyanners almost 40

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my dick got hard reading through this thread and i don't know why

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>>74736472
Truly mysterious.

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>>74729676
Women who've been humbled by life are perfect.

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>>74737457
am I sadistic for wanting this?

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>>74730412
No, being a mangaka absolutely destroys your health

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>>74729676
>Are you old
Unmarried single oji here. Even women in their mid 20s might as well be toddlers. They live in a whole other world

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>>74731074
Polka gets all the pussy in hololive

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>>74738895
Doesn't really count since Zen is a guy

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>>74718372
t.aiga

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>>74734946
I think the dogs are asexual they don't feel sexual attraction to either gender, it would explain a lot about their tastes in books and ero games.

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>>74734946
Their bond is insanely strong they're basically an extension of each other so yeah if I can't get both pregnant they will still both be mothers

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>>74738107
Yes, because it would be like ladies trying to fish desperate guys who've been ruined by past relationships and are desperate to serve as piggy bank. You've become what you hated anon.

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>>74739080
I would try to impregnate him anyway

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>>74739886
FUCK IT, I WILL HUMBLE THEM MYSELF
I WILL HUMBLE THEM WITH LOVE

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>tfw no mature japanese hag wife
I unironically get kinda depressed when I first click on a Lui or Mio stream.

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>>74718372
Not the first time she plays with stuff made for children

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>>74741344
Well maybe she shouldn't have abandoned her kid and the father

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>>74738993
This, fucking a girl under 25 feels like going after a mentally handicapped person.

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>>74719112
I don't even want to make a "I want to give her kids" joke. I just hope she finds happiness. I hope that either through finding the right man or through adoption she can find happiness with children of her own

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>>74741755
Were they always like this and I was just too stupid to notice as a child?

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>>74741639
didn't he divorce her? and take the kids?

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>>74741885
Yes. We are now slightly smarter older children now.

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>>74738993
>32
>can't relate to younger women because they might as well be space aliens, mentally
>can't relate to older women because I'm a fuckup and any girl who isn't married at this age is some sort of career woman

>>74741885
It's astonishing how dumb and impulsive young people are, but you can only see it once you've been dumb and impulsive yourself and paid the price for it in your 20s. If you think about it it's a really big blind spot in human development.

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>>74743463
Not how I thought that happened, might be wrong though but I have a very hard time believing any court would give the father primary custody unless the mother was a literal crack whore (and even then sometimes)

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>>74744114
>greentext
Literally me

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>>74729676
I'm in my mid 20's and I like zoomettes and hags for different reasons.

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>>74744314
it was California which has different divorce proceedings than most of the US. Plus I think he divorced her because she was playing gacha games 10 hours a day, so a family court might not have been happy about that. Not that I think she fought particularly hard to get custody

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>>74738895
The greatest injustice in the world is that I will never be able to impregnate Zen’s tight bussy and let him experience the joys of motherhood.

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>>74744314
If the court wouldn’t give em to her there is no way she deserved them.

Serious red flag about her, but I like sticking it to niji so I usually don’t say anything about it.

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>>74738895
>that McDonald's ad

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>>74744861
she can be a good vtuber without being a good wife/mother.

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>>74719920
Explain that stream where she talked about having babies with Shiori

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>>74718128
It must be pretty sad to have this many young fans but not being able to call a single one of them "my son/daughter"

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>>74730944
You can't just mention this kino JAV and not give a code anon.

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>>74744861
>>74745020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqbEav-A5Es

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>>74739080
no idea who zen is but he sounds like a tranny so if he is HSTS then I would say yes
t. Psychiatrist

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>>74745439
I needed this after this depressing ass thread

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>>74744114
This fucks me up because I'm only early 20s and I already feel this way. Got disconnected from my circle after I left college and since then I have yet to meet a woman that I could actually have a heart to heart with.

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>>74745439
You know older women are more likely to give birth to downies.

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I wish Zen a femboy

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>>74745439
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM

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>>74745749
sure, but not at 30.

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>>74745439
ITT: we summon SSRB-kun

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>>74744114
>See dating in your 30s meme when I was 27. Single, ugly chick, be a step dad.
>Didn't believe it
>Ten years later, choose being single.

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>>74745749
what does "more likely" mean, percentage wise?

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>>74745749
>The risk increases with the mother's age
>1 in 1250 for a 25 year old mother to 1 in 1000 at age 31, 1 in 400 at age 35, and about 1 in 100 at age 40
>However, 80% of babies with Down syndrome are born to women under age 35 years

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>>74735437
28-29. I don't remember which.

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>>74745439
Where's the thread for the first half? Image size too small.

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>>74718128
I get it's a japanese meme thing, but I've consoomed so much dark fantasy media that anyone under 60 called a hag just throws me the fuck off.

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>>74747318
In other words, don't pressure yourself to have kids immediately like its a race, doesn't help you, doesn't help your spouse, doesn't help your kids no matter how much people drown you in "you must continue your bloodline" mess. Most of the reasons why there are so many problems with families is family planning is not really something boomers acknowledge. Their methods are "just do it and see what happens" and thinking that'll "straighten you out" when half of them are messed up themselves or dependant on help from their kids.

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>>74747318
100% of babies with Down syndrome are found in /#/

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>>74729676
I am almost 35. I can appreciate young women, but I can't really see myself getting together with one in anything more than a fling.
This autistic hag though...
I'm waiting for more time for their eggs to cry out in streams. They got really emotional over the show in Japan where they send out little kids for an errand down the block.

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>>74747654
I disagree. The way of living where you jump into things without giving it too much thought turns you into a quick-witted individual with energy and guts to push forward in life, because only a small portion of it can be planned. And i also think that it is biologically and logically impossible to grow without being messed in some way, it's insane to think that a human being can, from start to finish, grow up without experiencing some sort of heavy trauma one way or the other. Just counter your weirdness with something golden and you'll be fine, just don't be too weird about your quirks. Although, with children it helped when whole community raised them: young ones have tons of energy to spare and old people can give solid advices on different child-raising problems.

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>>74745439
>referring to his gf as a hag
Happy for him and all but damn thats kind of fucked up anon, kek

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>>74733186
I still can't believe someone could be so cruel. That must've fucked Mio up so bad.

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>>74748023
>"Look at something that you can't posess"

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>>74747954
Don't worry I'll take one for the team and get her pregnant

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>>74748023
That's a normal stream on a TV, anon, not a meet and greet.
That being said, she's probably seen this photo

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>>74744114
More like
>Young women unrelatable
>Women my own age ruined themselves through alcohol, drugs, promiscuity, etc or got married and had kdis.
I'm unironically ok with dying alone at this point. Zoomers will have it even worse when they realize muh grindset just boils down to earn more money to get more gold diggers to latch on to you after their youth (and your own) are wasted. In either case, millenial or zoomer or any gen alpha, you aren't getting a relationship where you pair up young, grow together, overcome struggles together, celebrate together and accompany one another through life. You will be alone until someone likes the life you built without them contributing, then when they feel they can do better or when you stubmle you will be abandoned and both parties will either have fuck all relationships and be alone, or a bunch of them and be incapable of foring any kind of bond because people are disposable and they are desensitized. Boy I sure do love progressive society and have no envy of my grandparents, their parents, and so on whatsoever.

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>>74729676
At least from my experience, women in their 30's are much better for dating than young chicks who have no life experience.
except for single moms, 9 times out of ten their just as emotionally retarded as teenagers, if not worse

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>>74745439
>30 is hag/ojisan
>turning 29 this year
i dont feel old
i just feel normal adult age, if anything i still feel like a baby retard, my 20s flew by playing video games and being neet

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Are there any small corpo or indie EN hags that are sweet and motherly? I mostly chill to JP hags but can barely follow what they're saying unless I really focus. I just want a warm mommy voice.

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>>74747973
being spontaneous is nice for decisions that only impact yourself, but completely irresponsible when it comes to a commitment like raising a child.
too many garbage parents in this world that think getting a child is the goal and then mentally check out

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>>74748325
the most sweet and motherly EN girls I know are actually early 20s, some girls just mature earlier

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>>74745439
I word for word did something like this on /r9k/ 10 years ago, except it was timestamped proof of getting married to a hag instead of having a kid.
Marriage lasted 2 years before she cheated on me with her ex, havent been in a relationship since

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>>74748428
Bae and Shiori are making a great argument for dating girls from conservative Chinese families.

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>>74748312
>my 20s flew by playing video games and being neet
same but I'm turning 30 this year
I start to regret it because I've spent all this time doing pretty much nothing
been considering going to college and getting a part time job but to be honest I still have no life goal so no idea what major I should pick

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>>74748312
>>74748719
I wasted my early teens to still right now being a neet, I'm 28 now and have no idea how to do anything

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>>74748617
same for my two indies, jap and flip both raised right too

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>>74748617
Yeah but then you have to deal with Chinese in-laws.

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>>74748719
>I've spent all this time doing pretty much nothing
>Happier than i have ever been
You're in the wrong mind set kiddo

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>>74748394
Exactly. People forget that usually there are several decades to go after you have a family and think that parenthood ends when a kid hits 18.

Then their kids end up fucked and needing the family to help, its a contradictory way of thinking where you live like you're gonna let nature run its course, but get surprised when life isn't that simple to just throw the kid down the cliff and hope they find a way. As a person who has helped take care of my cousin's kids who had ten now, being spontaneous only works with a solid community and family framework. And the people claiming they want 5 kids with the jobs they've got I can only laugh at the mess their lives will be if life gives them what they want.

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this thread was supposed to be funny and now I'm just really bummed out

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>>74751241
how was "depressing hag thread" supposed to be funny?

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>>74751241
Same man. Why is pure love just such a rare good.

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>>74718765
thanks for reminding me to do my reps so i can go to jp and save lui's eggs

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>>74748719
In a similar situation, late 20's and haven't done anything but serve in the navy for 4 years, been a NEET otherwise.
I want to do college but I feel like I'll be too old as a newbie in any industry and wont get hired for anything...

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>>74741639
I had no idea she had a kid, I thought she was just divorced

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>>74730887
why you gotta be such a negative nigger?

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>>74741344
>>74741639
Sayu having children is a rrat with no real basis on reality.

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I came here to look at cute hag vtubers and now im met with the reality that we all are ojitans who just want love

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>>74745439
that's fucked up

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>>74745439
cringe and gay

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>>74741501
Miosha takes care of almost everyone, give her a break

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They desperately want love
They desperately want kids
but more than that
They desperately dont want you(or me)
They'd rather die alone than be loved by us

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>>74751241
fuck you, I hope you've realized this shit ain't a joke, the revelations leave you truly distraught
t. haggot

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>>74729676
I love hag OLs because they have a very cute side they hide and they reveal it only to you because they are desperate for affection. Said desperation also makes it sure they will be loyal to you.

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>>74757725
Thank you professor Shiorin but did you really need that many samples?

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>>74747641
considering turning 30 as a virgin turns a guy into a wizard it's not that far off

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>>74753861
Anon who returned to college last year

Surprisingly a lot of the people where were 23+ y/o. I understand the fear of being in a room full of toddlers who speak another language but it's not that bad. If you want to, see if the program you're interested in has a 2nd start date for the first semester (like a winter start).

Honestly, going back to school and realizing you're not completely retarded is an amazing feeling. Plus I assume the Navy has some use to help you out.

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>>74753861
Being a veteran gets you free college with housing pay, so there's no downside in going really.

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>>74718372
awwww

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>>74718372
>everyone wants to marry Mio
>everyone thinks she'd make the perfect wife
So why isn't she married yet at her age? I don't want to be that guy but it doesn't really compute.

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>>74764028
Japanese autism

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>>74727586
Sir that is a picture of my wife and Mio

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>>74748023
Even if she were to see this, why would she care?

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>>74741885
Yes but it's also gotten drastically worse.

>>74753861
There's so much turnover and shitters it's fine.

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>>74764443
It's twisting the knife that she doesn't have a kid.

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>>74719027
The more pathetic the better.

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>>74745439
Can't read this shit but congrats i guess

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I think you guys are blowing this out of proportion.
Here in the West women over their 40 are completely fine being single and free with good paying jobs.

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>>74764028
because she doesnt have social status or connections that japan values above things like being a wonderful woman who'd be a great mother.
No, her being a rich famous successful vtuber doesnt matter because japanese are autistic about it not being a REAL job

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>>74764504
I've never watched mio. Has she expressed wanting a kid to the point of potentially getting emotional seeing other woman with kids?

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>>74764648
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>>74718372
I need to save her.

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I'd post some pregnant hag pics but they are all NSFW

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>>74764854
Well shit I didn't know that was the context

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>>74747318
women under 35 make up the majority of women having babies. so even if the odds of having a downie are lower, the sheer number difference would mean of course overall they would have more downies

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>>74729676
I've dated younger girls, after that the hagpill made sense.

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Watch one_leaf. She does comfy knitting streams. She has two daughters and two doggos who you can hear barking occasionally.
She hasn't streamed for a bit because she wants to spend time with her family or some shit. But she's supposed to stream tomorrow I think.

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>>74765823
Cute model

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>>74745439
Abe-sama, give me strength.

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>>74764612
it's genuinely up to kaigaimiofa one of you needs to catch her attention

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>>74764579
Most unmarried middle-aged women are either alcoholics or on antidepressants these days. I wouldn't say they're fine.

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>>74766390
He doesn't know, you have to forgive him.

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>>74764579
I have never met a happy 40+ career woman with no kids or family. They are the single most miserable hateful demographic in existence who dedicate all their energy into making everyone else miserable too

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>>74744966
the family is literally eating mcdonalds in the ad, retard

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>>74719112
Isn't that the one with a kid?

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>>74768326
No, that's another hag in holo iirc

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>>74766390
>>74766627
This stuff makes me feel like human biology sucks fucking balls. I know the physical pain is meant to be an alarm in your body, but it ironically makes it more difficult to even escape the problem. Whatever created this is an asshole.

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>>74748325
https://www.youtube.com/@AmiyaAranha/
A dorky spider "mom" with a fixation on retro games. Maybe not as motherly as one might see at first glance, but she definitely has a sweet caring allure coming off her.
She also unironically hugs her screen / mic as a way of hugging her chat

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>>74769110
humans were not living past 50 most times few millenia ago it is just humans fault for living too long

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>>74769110
It makes sense tho
Reproduction, very important, its how life stays, you know life.
Social, you have a family, you have people aroujd you, its your tribe. In American culture i guess family isn't as valued, but its supposed to be the your pack there for you and you for them.

A lot of people like this, not just women, men too. What do they have once the flashy part of the career fades? Its an empty apartment/house, no one to bother them, no one to make their life interesting. Its kind of like how neets tell you having nothing to do eventually gets tiring.

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>>74770032
Lot of stinky oldies it's dragged down by infant mortality no?

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>>74770880
It's valued it's just getting eroded hard by intentional propaganda for like 30 years now.

>>74769110
They're victims.

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Reminder that there are no hags here.

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i WILL grow old with mio, and even though it's too late for her, she'll agree to let me be the surrogate father for lui. she WILL be a truly fantastic auntie.

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>>74772777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET MARRIED GET MARRIED GET MARRIED GET MARRIED GET MARRIED TO ME

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>>74772205
There are no hololive hags maybe.
But there sure are hags in here.

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>>74770880
I know why it exists, I just fucking hate it. I want to be content sitting in my room doing jack shit. I don't want to be constantly disappointed and angry at other people. It's as if the human body does everything in its power to go against the concept of peace.

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>>74773178
>But there sure are hags in here.
Proof? They'd have to be kissable.

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>>74719687
More likely to be over 60 than under

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>>74731074
I'm no Polka expert but I imagine she fucks her roommates. Her literal roommates I mean. Sharehousing is so rare in Japan that that's pretty much why you'd bother to do it. She probably has a great time.

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>>74741755
>>74741885
just date smart girls, you don't have to fuck the retards

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>>74766627
I think the happiest demographic in America was shown to be married couples with a dual income but no children. America doesn’t reward people for having children anymore, you just become poorer and more miserable unless you’re making 500 thousand or more a year

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>>74774642
>smart girls

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>>74773202
Lmfao

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>>74764612
you're insane, not everyone in Japan has the conception that a fucking 85 year old ojisan would have about what constitutes a respectable job

being a vtuber is basically just being a generic tarento celebrity which is extremely broadly understandable as high-status if you're an unusually successful example of one, and any holo is definitely that

They could get very high quality dates very easily (and some probably do, like Rushia did), so they're definitely not the ones you have to worry about ending up alone

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>>74744114
>Have no interest in dating younger women, not that there is even a chance of that happening.
>Women close to my age have no interest in me either because I am a poor manchild in the most retarded sense with nothing to my name.
I will die alone and it's all my fault.

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Hag love...

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So if I want a vtuber to commit suicide I don't have to do anything more than constantly drawing them being touchy cuddly happy with their loli versions?

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>>74768326
That's Aki.

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>>74719831
Pekora is closer to Mio and Korone's age than she is to Laplus and Shion's age, on top of being the youngest of 3 siblings. Her mom is probably nearing 60.

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>>74745439
Why is 30 considered a hag again? When I think hag, I think 40-50+.

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>>74765823
Cutest model I've seen in a while. Will check her out.

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>>74769110
You're a retard to blame human biology for all this. This is entirely due to people being retarded and basing their entire lives around the birth control pill and then insisting their way of life is totally normal where they have a sex drive, have sex for years, have multiple sexual partners and they STILL have zero offspring. Such a scenario can only occur in nature if you are unfortunate enough to be infertile. If you are fertile, years of having sex would have given you offspring in a world where you weren't using birth control.

So now humans use a pill that was only around since the 60s, to base their entire dating and reproductive dynamic while ignoring the fact that this hasn't been the case for literally the rest of our evolutionary history. No shit it fucks people it. Imagine if everyone started taking pills that inhibited the hormones in your brain telling you you're full and yu should stop eating. Would it be human biology at fault that people end up fat and obese, or would it be retarded humans who cause their own misery?

People choose to live un-natural lives and then complain natural shit like having kids never happened for them. No sympathy.

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>>74781539
Watching vtubers is also unnatural, which plays a role in why 99.9% of this board has not had sex, much less had a child.

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>>74781298
Memes. Jailbait > STD bank > cake > hag. 40+ also has catastrohpic problems It's just over.

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>>74781670
You may as well be complaining about watching MASH, friends, everybody loves ray, or scrubs

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>>74781670
Totally the same as soemthing that literrally severs the connection between sexual activity and reproducton. If you have had lots of sex then unless you were infertile, you would most likely have children. Unless all these childless women pushing 40 or virgins, they literally had the option to have kids, they just pushed it back uintil it was no longer an option. Modern dating has women pushing back having kids until their mid 30s, this leaves 5 or so years to have kids (and find a father if they are single women with no bf). It's the biological equivalent of waiting until an assignment is due tomorrow and rushing it the night before, only instead of failing the assignment you end up permanently childless. People who push bullshit about how women are barren at 30 are retarded, but so are women who leave everything until they are borderline infertile to actually think about having kids. 40 is the limit for kids, it can be sooner than that in some cases and people cope just by saying it's middle aged and not old. It's the halfway point, and the second half of your life is the half where you are infertile. If you don't have that shit in order thats on you.

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>>74781539
I'm mainly just venting frustrations about how annoying it is for nature to build these systems to make a person feel bad for being alone. Especially considering the way the world is currently structured, and how even pursuing what your body yearns for will lead to you being punished in other ways even in nature. Yeah, survival of the fittest and all that, some people will fail, I just don't get why it has to hurt on top of that.

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>>74747545
she's 31-32

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>>74782609
Becuase nature has to push you. The world takes energy to not be a chaotic mess, so in order to maintain things you are pushed to reproduce before your DNA degrades and your body turns to dust so nature uses motivaiton through good feelings and bad feelings to push self preservation and reproduction.

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>>74782609
You had your entire life to establish your tribe even if you didn't run with your family for whatever reason. You have no one to blame but yourself. Now go lazy in the crazy tamogachi man bed you made.

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>>74781489
If you like her model, Clauvio has the same artist. She's really chill and plays mostly retro/retro-inspired games.

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>>74729286
Die limbvermin

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>>74729676
Repressed trauma giving me a massive mommy fetish

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HAG SEX

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>>74785429
SAG HEX!
SAY SAG GEX HEX!

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>>74727814
Dude check her video in events for kids

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stretch marks, wild feminine bush, cellulite, pudgy fertile belly, sexual confidence, mommy nursing morning handjobs on your days off, travelling together, cooking each other lovely meals, gardening together, sharing hobbies and interests…

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What's with all the larpers acting like they procreate in this thread?

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>>74774642
But aren't girls the cutest when they are almost retarded?

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>>74740763
Wow it feel really sad. She should frozen some of it

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I know this is the simp board but im seriously surprised you faggots unironically think women have a hard time dating when they're picky as hell and anyone will be willing to fuck them, ive fucking known women on their 40s with multiple people trying to date her from guys on 18s to guys on their 60s
every woman's problems are self-inflicted

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>>74786156
People are awful and not worth the trauma. That goes double for a woman that has grown past her whore phase. Decent people aren't just sitting on the shelf waiting.

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>>74786230
>That goes double for a woman that has grown past her whore phase
>whore phase
just as you said, their own fault

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>>74786292
Is what it is. They didn't listen to their elders while they stewed in propaganda.

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.femanons. add me on -discord- : orewage
especially if you are into anime vidya lolis artistic and creative hobbies castlevania disgaea smt touhou /m/ shows pokemon fate digimon kemono megaman SFM animations DoA the rwby anime and monster hunter FU fire emblem final fantasy bravely default and more

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>>74729676
Yes. There's tons of 30-something weebs around from the first online weeb generation.

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>>74781539
>nigga really thinks the sole key to human hapiness is having kids
I've seen more people completely miserable and insufferable after having kids than not. In fact it's now one of the biggest stereotypes out there, how the fuck did you even come to this conclusion?

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>>74786695
Let him find out about sids when his unplanned gregnancy increases the statistic

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>>74786695
As much as I love hags, hagfags think that they're breedergods who could handle having 20 kids when they'd probably have a mental breakdown just taking care of one.

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>>74786920
They couldn't even handle themselves let alone a woman. A kid would break them. Hell, kids regularly do.

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>>74786950
Likely true. Older women have much higher standards for the men they date anyway since they've been around long enough to know what they want in a partner. Extreme hag/cake desperation is just an anime trope that's sometimes played up by vtubers for comedy.

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>>74786695
Anons fantasize about having a wife and kids, till they realize just how much of your life is sacrificed for them. It's really not for everyone
T. have 2 daughters

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>>74748604
You deserve better, man.

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>>74786920
My love for Pochimama knows no bounds. I will get her pregnant and she’ll survive the birth. My seed will heal her physically and mentally.

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>>74787131
She will seahorse you and she will survive the birth, but only because it's you giving and dying from childbirtch.

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>>74787064
Extremely real. Every friend I've had that became a parent ended up essentially losing their social lives and all but sometimes one of their hobbies if they were lucky enough to have the time. The idea of raising a kid is appealing, but it'd take the perfect woman (for me) or an ideal financial situation to get me to actually go through with it.

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>>74787064
Some of them just want to feel like there's something meaningful connecting them to this world. The feeling that there's something worth making sacrifices for. I don't blame them because I'm in that category, but the fantasy of making sacrifices and the reality of it are two very different things.

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>>74787219
Money too. It's basically starting at 200k of spilled milk

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>>74787219
>Every friend I've had that became a parent ended up essentially losing their social lives and all but sometimes one of their hobbies if they were lucky enough to have the time.
Yeah, same.

In addition every woman I've ever dated was an emotional and effort drain who demanded service and never gave anything back. Imagine working 11 hours every day and then coming home to play therapist and do all the housework. There's no point unless you find some sort of one in a million unicorn to marry.

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>>74787272
I get it man, I really do. And I hope that day comes for you when you're truly ready for it.
It's hard coping with all you have to give up at the start, especially if you aren't emotionally ready to handle it like lets be honest, almost all of us on this board , but once you start figuring things out it really gives you a different,more positive outlook on life.
I love my kids, and I'm lucky my wife and I were ready and able to handle raising them at the start, but like I said its not an end all requirement for a person to be happy. I've seen too many couples rush into having them, and make both themselves and the children permanently miserable as a result.

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>>74786695
>the sole key to human hapiness is having kids
I dunno about hapiness, but it is the sole purpose really. People think they can project meaningness or purpuse on their lives like achieving afterlife or wealth but it is utterly a false concept.
You are a bipedal monkey with some consciousness pulling the strings. You are ripped from the void at the conception and thrown to this earth and you have no choice but to obey the laws of nature and cosmos. Well you can, but it always leads to autodestruction (see trannies).
What I really want to say is Mother Nature doesn't give a shit about you being happy. The only purpuse of life is propagation. Life exists to create new life. Primodial soup spawned first bacteria, fish flapped onto the dry land and a monkey stood up straight. And you will stick your dick into a fertile pussy and have a kid or two. Or you will fail the only thing that matters
>>74787064
>T. have 2 daughters
the fact that people who already have kids, still would rather go back to their childish hobbies and regret having offspring really just shows how disgusting our civilization became

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>>74764028
obviously she's married
90% of these are

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>>74764028
>Thinks she isn't married
Oh anon

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>Think one of my blue chip girls is married
How far back in time can you charge back your superchats?

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>>74787836
You're not wrong, at least. In a way, it's like hoping to be saved in some way. In my case, I just don't enjoy anything anymore, and attempts to branch out through hobbies or self improvement still don't help. So in a way, it's a reason to start caring about life again. But of course, hoping that a certain scenario will save you from your problem and that you can handle the complications said scenario will bring on without issue is nothing but a fantasy. I'm not saying said fantasy never becomes reality, just that too many aren't really committed to making sure that the landing sticks.

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>>74764028
I dont think you want the real answer to this question anon

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>>74788275
Obviously none are actually confirmed, but it seems like there's around 10 that are heavily speculated right now. One of which is over the 2m sub mark, two of which are in Gen 0. That's as far as I'll mention.

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>>74718128
Isn't Cookie still too young to be considered a hag?

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>>74745439
I'm ngmi...

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>>74788390
Mine if from the EN branch and you can already guess whos the most likely candidate

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cookiefags want to fuck this?

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>Wine and dine Nerissa, only to plow her sisters and mom and maybe give Nerissa the gift of my seed
It's a hag eat hag world over in the Ravencroft family!

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JUST
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T

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>>74787219
Ironic you post the woman who wants 3 kids.

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>>74788829
>Eat up the kayfabe cake
This girl is getting split open like a log during winter, on the reg

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Japan is donezo

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>>74788888
The quints!

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>>74788865
by me of course

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>>74788941
I would wish you only the best then, but Lui is just a little bit too desperate for me, as seen in her Kyofuu cover

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>>74788390
Bro a bunch of them are married. It's actually retarded the obsession with people ignoring RM shit and saying IRL doesn't matter. If your oshi isn't married I hope she's young (like Matsuri young) because otherwise you're pretty much hoping she ends up like a miserable cat lady, and given I actually like my oshi I'm hoping she gets a family so she has something when the vtubing career ends. Again if your oshi is singlle and you want her to remain single despite being a hag, she's pretty much destined for misery (see Marine having issues with being lonely). Reminder Pekora debut was almost 5 yars ago, thats how quickly things have moved. For some vtubers thats enough time for them to have gone from fertile last chance for any more kids to infertile no refunds.

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>>74789080
>Expecting literal manchildren who believe girls in their late 20s having squeaky voices, not knowing how to drive, and being socially awkward despite massive fame, will also be 100% single and alone
>Compounded on them pretending to like literally every single nerdy thing that just happens to also be on a list of popular nerdy things they can make streams out of
I have to thank the indie vtubing scene to show me how normal people can be after the deep dive of fake Cover and Nijisanji showed me

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>nijjtranny
>anti-natalist
like clockwork

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Feels like this thread has actual seething women in it now. It was so calm before.

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>>74789479
don't out yourself like this anon

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Save your favourite AVtuber!

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>>74791974
>i had seggs please congratulate me uwu

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>>74789479
they think this is a general for depressed hags instead of being a thread about depressed hags. simple mistake.

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>>74789266
>not knowing how to drive, and being socially awkward despite massive fame
This is believable though.
Fame won't cure them being awkward as fuck, and they can't go around saying konichiwa I'm actually Usada Pekora. Instead they just blend in. As for not driving, again I believe it based on where you live, people in Tokyo don't drive because it's more convenient to use public transport.

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>>74789479
This is legit the only board that makes me question If i'm replying to a femanon or not most of the time.

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>>74729676
Anon I am a wizard. Yes

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>*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>"MAKE ME PREGNANT! MAKE ME PREGNANT!"
>*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

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>>74788156
I never understand people who insist that there is a purpose to life while also saying that life is just some self-replicating proteins that emerged from the primordial soup. Who is it that gave those molecules that purpose and told them that this is the only thing that matters? I get religious people who argue that everything is the work of the divine and how that entity assigns meaning to life. I also get atheists who see life as nothing more than chemical reactions and believe that everyone can come up with their own subjective purpose in an objectively purposeless world. What I don't get are people who try to mix and match the two by arguing that life is just chemical reactions but still insist that there is some fixed purpose that is the only thing that matters. That makes no sense.

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>>74755607
She literally had to pay alimony to her ex.

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>>74789266
>not knowing how to drive
It's crazy how skewed the world view of most Americans is when it comes to driving. Tokyo, where basically all big name JP Vtubers live, has a very low rate of car use. Only 12% of all trips(to work, grocery store, school, friends, etc.) are done by car. Even bicycles are more popular at 17% even though most people just use public transportation. Nobody drives in Tokyo so some woman not having a license is perfectly normal.

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>>74764579
lol, women in particular have it very rough in middle age since they're used to being treated like princesses. Once their looks fade all that goes away. Meanwhile men are used to being ignored so it's just business as usual.

>>74788156
>Or you will fail the only thing that matters
Propagation doesn't matter either. You're just falling for another spook. Yes, nature drives us to have children but it's up to you to decide whether that's worth it or not.

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>>74794451
Well, that's how Commiefornia works. She made more money than him.

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>>74795199
You're right, I just looked it up. I guess I thought alimony and child support were the same thing but they're not.

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>>74729286
this but with tranny medicine