/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

New Journey Edition

Last thread: >>74477731
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509657
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509668
amen

[Anonymous No.]

another music break

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509668
amen
everyone below me is gay

[Anonymous No.]

Sounded pretty good for a spontaneous attempt. This song sounds hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509657
rape and behead all elves

[Anonymous No.]

Wanchou...

[Anonymous No.]

I only watched vesper and magni and then they fucking graduated, those of you who were fans as well, which mans should I watch now? Do any of them feel similar? Or am I shit out of luck

[Anonymous No.]

>apparently the birthday merch sold really, really well
More jewellery merch is probably going to come in the future, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509668
Amen
>>74509920
LAUNCH ALL FEYGOTS INTO THE SUN

[Anonymous No.]

Manoseando a Flayon en el tren cuando viene cansado de trabajar en el estudio y no puede resistirse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74510276
If you like the grognardy/autistic part of Vesper, Ruze could be a good match. Though he definitely isn't a Vesper clone, so if you were more into the oji old dude part then Ruze isn't like that

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>>74510295
It looked pretty good, I would have bought it if shipping didn’t fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511020
I was debating it as well, but yeah, the shipping would have been way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511020
If only merch came with Altare raep instead of wallet raep

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511012
The older nerdier man aesthetic just did it so good for me. His long hair, glasses, slight lisp, computer tech streams... I loved him. I will try to tune in to more ruze streams from now on, thank you for the rec. I know no one will be able like him but he was so damn special and it seems like he is/was VASTLY different from any holomans. I will pray for a new loser nerd type to be cast in holo.

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>>74510295
damn i don't wear jewellery much. for the anons that already have any jewellery merch, is it made from a good quality material? i have sensitive skin and cheap jewellery tends to set it off
>>74510882
BASED sleepy flay is so soft and vulnerable..

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509657
>>74510295
SPEAKING OF MERCH
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/octavio

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511173
Personally I don't think so. But I low-key want to commission a jeweler to make silver replicas

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511155
NTA, but I'll warn you that while Ruze is a nerd, he is a responsible, loud and outgoing one. He does stuff like book clubs, D&D streams, speculative biology rambles, etc., but his personality is not "loser-ish", so I wouldn't go in expecting him to be a 1:1 match of what you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511345
925 silver can also set off allergies if you're sensitive to copper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511173
built for reach-arounds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511560
Speculative biology sounds very based tho. And I promise I call vesper a loser affectionately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511345
Yeah, Altare said himself that he wanted to make it with a higher quality material, but that he realized after talking with management that the price would make it impossible for a lot of fans to buy, so he settled with the brass

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511647
Neither of those anons, but Ruze also said that LARPing was too slow for him, so he went for AMTGARD instead for combat. Which somehow captures his type of nerdiness to me.

[Anonymous No.]

love my silly boy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wish leader could stay a child forever...

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks auto captions, very cool.

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>>74510276
I wanted to say to give Octavio a try but he might be too niche with his special interests and he doesn't have the old man appearance, but he is an introverted loser at heart that goes into gets too into things like duck mating for some reason kek. To me he fills some of the space Magni left, he tries to do new things like the Orb show and has done some music making streams, he recently bough a midi keyboard so that is something. Man I still miss that stupid bitch though, EN really needs an artist that is willing to do more than just sit on his lazy fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>74511345
>>74511591
>>74511803
ah rip, thanks for the help though. i'm not sure which exact cheapshit metal i'm allergic to because i usually stick to sterling silver to be on the safe side. but i appreciate altare for not wanting it to be too expensive
>>74511619
i need to touch his tummy so bad

[Anonymous No.]

cello my oshi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74512372
He has an amazing singing voice but whenever I've tuned I to his lives I've found him obnoxious and cringe (I'm sorry) but I've gotten the wrong idea about other chuubas so I will give him another chance, thank you

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>>74512750
No I get it, he gets a bit too much to me at times too. I couldn't watch the Dragon's Dogma stream because of the Octavia bit and FF is boring. But streams like OcTalks are just nice comfy time and from recent streams Pentiment was really fun for me personally.

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>>74511803
It's crazy how much prices have sky rocketed, I used to get decent quality silver earrings for $50 and now it's so expensive I haven't been able to buy more since the pandemic. I can only imagine what the price would be if cover sold some considering they also mark them up, and I guess the only way would be to partner up with a jewelry making shop but those are extremely rare in anime spaces

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, imagine if the next gen has the King of Elysium...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74513367
It would have to be a comically small dude or actually impressive man

[Anonymous No.]

>>74513367
That's what he gets for abandoning Minecraft Kingdom after only a single stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>74513586
>a comically small dude
Spoiled shota boyking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74513586
>actually impressive man
>in Holostars
They're all jobbers this will never happen. Give me more shota-adjacent boys pls
>>74513713
TToTT

[Anonymous No.]

>"I wanna be peeGOD"
pissventurers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74513713
god I don’t ask for much…

[Anonymous No.]

avocado chocolate milk? What is going on over there
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1783908098111115626

[Anonymous No.]

>>74514311
I'm used to avocado with milk and sugar, but adding sugar seems a bit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74514311
That looks like Shrek in a glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>74514387 (me)
Adding chocolate*

[Anonymous No.]

>>74514311
absolutely fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

it's been a minute since i've caught streams but why are hakka and shinri in indonesia and why isn't altare with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74513064
just another sign we need to sacrifice bettel like the mayans did

[Anonymous No.]

>>74514311
My sister used to swear by an avocado chocolate mousse, but I was never brave enough to try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74514607
Just a small vacation, Leader is home already since he wanted to rest and see his family

[Anonymous No.]

>>74514607
Altare is back in burgerland, the two wanted some extra tourism after being in Japan for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>74514607
why would altare be with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74515385
oh idk, just thinking altare would go with the boys to hang out with kobo or something. if they're just sightseeing that's cool, hope they're having a blast and not literally shitting their insides out

[Anonymous No.]

>>74515590
>literally shitting their insides out
That's what we saw them do on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>74515590
Bad news

[Anonymous No.]

>>74515641
damn i've been missing out
>>74515666
squatty potties are hard man, good on hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509951
UUEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Blue fuck love

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio please I need to know what happens after the murder in Pentiment, we gotta examine the body

[Anonymous No.]

>>74501460
>>74500703
Wait wtf happened with Flayon?

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ I'm taking the biggest shit of my life give me strength

[Anonymous No.]

>reposting stale bait in a desperate attempt for (you)s
The fat flip witch from other company will never fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518612
I'll pull it out for you brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518612
hold me hand boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518612
you can do it shinri, i believe in you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518612
Make sure it's not near the train this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518616
I wake up and I just see people talking about Flayon meeting up with some random girl? I'm just confused on what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518612
Hakka...

[Anonymous No.]

Sugoi https://twitter.com/tomatonovaka/status/1783861355969384574?t=5QQL58l3E3YMcQO8bnMV2w&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is out of the tent, I'm throwing it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518949

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>>74518949
That reminds me, got my debut shit. Ruru-chan's coin is my lucky pocket coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518956
What a whore, does the bettelion rape you too like they do with your master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74519133
Those imps are my children. My very very very retarded children. And no. They're off screen also throwing it in a circle

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518949
It's wild to me that people can be sure enough about their oshi to buy that merch so close to debut...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509920
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>74519239
If they end up hating Banchou, they can sell him or immerse him in the piss tank

[Anonymous No.]

we despise regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>74518851
If it's not discussed in the thread it's because it's not important

[Anonymous No.]

we desire regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>74510276
Ruze is your best bet, he likes similar things and though he has a different personality, he kind of like a young Vesper in ways.
As for Magni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74519314
But we LOVE awwtare

[Anonymous No.]

we release regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>74519576
YES WE DO

[Anonymous No.]

>>74519639
kek great

[Anonymous No.]

>>74519059
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

StarSanji love

[Anonymous No.]

Well mans? Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520022
fuck, marry, kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520022
Oh, forgot the link
https://twitter.com/Oraclejester/status/1783383005744296002

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520022
no homo but i wouldn't mind staying in regina rapetare's basement also can't unsee the fucked up feet

[Anonymous No.]

Jwu had a dream that I went to a school with StarsEn as my classmates and Altare was our Korean teacher but I was sick so I could not go to school for two weeks and so I was really struggling with Hangul and Altare just ignored that, even though Jurard and Axel tried to stand up for me he tried to embarass me in front of the class
So during the class I told him that I can read Hanja just fine and he just silently seethed until class was over and ignored me

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520022
Why is Bettel so rapeable in every form

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520022
Bettel's tits are way too big for what would be a girlfailure

[Anonymous No.]

>>74509951
>wanted
>wanchou

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520022
First genderbends that don't appease me sad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520270
Orihime has big tits and she is a girlfailure

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520270
The biggest girlfailures have massive tits, wym?

[Anonymous No.]

big breasts are pointless

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520868
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520868
Based flat chest enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

6 hours of blue fuck, I’m a happy slime

[Anonymous No.]

I've been thinking about what VG is going to have as their 3d rooms and
>Bettel his bedroom bg or the peanut gallery
>Hakka his hakkafe or starting intro room
And logically Flayon would have the interior of the r-trus but I feel like it'd be too small for 3d and Shinri I'm guessing it'd be a new room inspired by his intro and outro fanmade rooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>74521283
>Flayon's is just the parking lot he parks the r-trus in

[Anonymous No.]

So when is the podcast coming altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>74521283
Shinri's gonna be around a pond

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520334
>>74520425
nta but girlfailure is different from a ditzy hot blonde, orihime falls into the 'dojikko' character trope where the attraction of the concept of a cute clumsy girl is mainly because her clumsiness makes her more approachable, while girlfailures are straight up losers that just incite pity (Watamote)

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520868
it's okay chestlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520022
That banchou can ruin my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>74521376
Wait it'd actually look nice if it was inspired from the p5-like city from his lore video and then have a smaller room that's meant to be the r-trus

[Anonymous No.]

>>74521376
Walmart kek

[Anonymous No.]

but the real question is, would genderbend hakka have huge latina tits or a small chest like his model? no hakka is not a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522119
Imo I think female Hakka would be a chestlet as well. While Female Bettel is actually wearing a chest plate with comically large breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522237
>spoiler
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522361
Even better, they'd make a literal honk noise if you squeezed them

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522237
insecure flattie betsy comparing her tits to flora and hakka and realising she's even smaller ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522609
unrelated but the name Flora is so fucking bad and I'm still seething

[Anonymous No.]

what do boobs feel like

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522738
Squeeze yours and report results

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522738
like your balls but bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522534
Who’s that chick from ace attorney that had balloons for tits that popped while she was on the stand? That reminds me of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522738
Salty bags of sand milk and coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522801
Geiru. Wish Bettel's genderbend lent more into the clown aspect rather than a magician assistant

[Anonymous No.]

>>74521283
>>74521806
I want this and the peanut gallery so fucking bad but i’m not keeping my hopes up

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pee9O-K4IvY

[Anonymous No.]

>>74521283
>Shinri's 3D room is an empty room with an extremely detailed single chair and a television endlessly looping the Shiny Spicy 3D collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522967
blame magni for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>74523414
does shinri get to fap in the cuckchair? or is he left to dig his nails into the armrests

[Anonymous No.]

>>74523414
Do you think he gets off on watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522801
>>74522967
Reminded me of this cute drawing that shadeanon did a while back

[Anonymous No.]

>>74524257
watching one of genderbend bettel's tits pop on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>74520022
I’ve written tens of thousands of words fanfics of life with femtare, altare but a girl would be my DREAM, everything I look for In a girl is in Altare so a femtare gf would be my WORLD,DUDE

[Anonymous No.]

Magni Dezmond

[Anonymous No.]

>>74524706
_____ _______

[Anonymous No.]

>>74524696
I’m glad you’re still around, enthusiastic regina simpanon

[Anonymous No.]

FAT FUCKS https://twitter.com/Miqoua/status/1783937726859120964

[Anonymous No.]

>>74524706
Whore.

[Anonymous No.]

Regina is a bad name, it sounds like... you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74524832
Yessir, wish I could be here more often but an anon dug into me so hard calling me gross that it made me reevaluate everything, finished community college instead of flunking it like I planned and started hanging out with friends again, still get massive wet dreams about femtare tho, but I’ll work on getting a fettarme gf when I’m ready, also started watching Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525453
VAGINA

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525259
Bubbies are such angry creatures...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525453

[Anonymous No.]

>>74513367
>anon thinks we will get another gen

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525453
VAGINIS CUNTARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525693
Why is that Hakkito wearing a ball gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525693

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525755
They're freaks like that

[Anonymous No.]

Missing Ruze hours...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525845
North Elysium - The Forgotten Lands ft.
>shotaoji bratty king, plays everything and is shit at everything
>brotuber babiniku queen similar to Kaoru (rip)
>LARP/cosplay autist knight, plays whichever games have cool character designs or looks cute (gap moe)
>streaming monster grand strategy ojisan (slightly racist)

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArbrTvHxEY

[Anonymous No.]

Noooo...! Stop! I'm... I'm the last straight male Ruzader~!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74525693
Hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>74526641
These all suck jsyk

[Anonymous No.]

>>74526942
YEAH WE CAME TO FLEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>74526641
These all fuck jsyk

[Anonymous No.]

>>74527032
You're not slick buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>74527115
Make a better one then nerd I just wanted an excuse to talk about bratty shotas, the rest is filler

[Anonymous No.]

>>74527754
why not have the entire gen be shotas? patrician taste btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>74526641
>ikemen viking king, shirtless jacked guy that plays action and fighting games while drunk
>catboy rogue, plays nothing but JRPGs, likes to roleplay, can also sing
>elf sorceror, chuuni artist who has an evil-sounding laugh
>nordic hunter oji, zatsu guy, does lots of "quirky" handcams like smashing frozen foods with a hammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>74528136
I'll be honest proper shotas and lolis are cringe in the EN vtuber sccene

[Anonymous No.]

>>74528354
I have an addiction to shotas, we need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74528136
A bratty shota needs at least one normal guy who finds him annoying so they can have a rivalry that enhances both of them. Or idk I just like playing with the power dynamics that come with different ages/body types/strength and I like shotadom where the bottom is a taller guy.
>>74528227
2nd one is just Octavio and 4th is Vesper if he were less autistic about opsec
>>74528354
Honestly understandable but I'm thinking about a fantasy world where this could exist without being cringe

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>>74528718
>more

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>>74528758
Octavio is not a catboy and playing nothing but Final Fantasy barely counts. Vesper was not a nordic hunter and he did like a grand total of 2 quirky handcams in a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74528775
Yes. More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74528758
>spoiler
based

[Anonymous No.]

God I have stories for DAYS to tell if I was a shota vtuber, I got embarrassing ass stories about wearing an adult back pack in kindergarten so it looked like I had turtle shell, I even used to sit in my teacher lap and ask her out

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>>74529459
Do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74529459
Start streaming now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74529459
You're not interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>74529459
don't do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74526641
North Elysium - The unforgiving wildernis
(big region split into two sections, south is filled mostly with forests/meadows and wild beasts, north is just ice and snow with ice spirits)
>Yuki-Otoko - shortie, very soft pleasant voice, pure, does ASMR, plays chill games, singer, kuudere
>Caribou - tall guy, cool looking but with a soft face, very pon, friendly and dependable, likes simulation and strategy games, cooking streams, big bro vibes
>Shaman - la creatividad, comes up with new formats for collabs, cursed handcam streams, can speak 5 languages, loves horror and rhythm games
>Nordic Viking - loudest, raspy voice but not as much as ruze, can rap and play an instrument, likes and is good at fighting games, chuuni

[Anonymous No.]

>>74529459
Maybe do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74529544
>>74529574
Nah streaming ain’t for me and just like dis anon >>74529675
said, I’m not very interesting streams would be as boring as magni drawing in silence for 20 mins, imma just stick to being an artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>74529459
Can you repeat the question

[Anonymous No.]

Streams?

[Anonymous No.]

can the next round of group merch be credit cards? i want to buy things while axel looks at me disapointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530074
xenokunians handcam in 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>74529949
Damn, well it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74529896
>does ASMR
How did I forget the one niche that seemingly every other female group tends to have? I like hearing my oshi fumble around with an ASMR mic but having a guy with a naturally smooth soft voice who actually knows what he's doing would be so good. Based list btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530414
Why doesn't any of our boys take asmr seriously ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530515
Because ASMR is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530515
Shinri was looking into doing a public one soon but things got busy. He brought his 3Dio to Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530515
Hhhh vesper tea time asmr...
Magni potion making, water sounds and spell reading asmr........

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t care as long as I keep getting cute ikemen retards that know how to play games

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530797
Do we even have any of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530797
I don't think our retards know how to play games

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530821
We have cute retards! And 2 of them can play gaems

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530821
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530797
and have a stable internet connection

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530975
Shinri...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530975
I'll never forget how Flayon's internet problems were caused by steam downloading stuff in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530821
Pretty much only Altare, Ruze and sometimes Axel and GB would qualify

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530821
>>74530907
I didn’t say they had to play them well, just play them

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530821
I only ever needed was an oji playing nerd games....

[Anonymous No.]

killing myself in front of hakka to permanently change the trajectory of his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>74532319
Seeing death is in his peoples blood that wouldnt do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>74532433
But has he ever experienced the death of a Hakkito? I feel like that would break him

[Anonymous No.]

>>74532433
It would permanently change the lives of members like bettel, altare, Axel, and Octavio
I think in a ES zatsu hakka and hakka bro mention seeing a guys guts splattered all over the road due to a traffic accident and even more incidents like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>74532741
>Octavio

[Anonymous No.]

>>74532319
giving hakka legendary soul sucking head and suddenly leaving out of nowhere so he'll never stop thinking about me

[Anonymous No.]

>>74532741
this cute exorcist otouto couldn't possibly be so traumatized

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/55wa1059ka/status/1783958222627393541?t=GfYTbXnTP-c2eK_UG4IpFQ&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

jutardsisters they're trying to steal his audience...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533071
ugh i hate when characters have this stupid long ass bangs that somehow flow into their other hair
makes no sense
he could've been perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533133
HOLY TITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533133
I squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533134
buy an ad
but also I hope they fight for dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533134
Remember when that one guy was totally convinced GB would make Altare obsolete because he had a bird theme and a sniper character and loves Nintendo games? Surface level stuff like that really doesn't mean much.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the hand size ratio of the xenokunians is gonna be

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533957
yeah we saw how many eggs they can hold but that doesn't really mean anything when one of them has a secret technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>74532319
>>74532673
why would you do that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534257
I think he needs to feel a little pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534051
Holding eggs is holding eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533957
I just want to see Hakka's chubby hands again

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533133
Goldmommy's cookies and "milk"....

[Anonymous No.]

me talking with Ruze on his return stream

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen so many mentions of shotas lately is something in the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534854
people think they like shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534854
I think some of the vesties came back recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534854
The Coverment is dumping chemicals into the water that make people love shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>74533134
I will audition to be the dinosaur man and then instead of streaming I will just post links to Jurard

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534854
Sorry my clones have been on /mans/ too much, I'll put them away

[Anonymous No.]

>>74535011
Based dinolover

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534854
Someone asked “oji or shots of your tempus oshi” days ago and the shota convo just started from there, me personally? I like polis and big tits so I never contribute to the convos lol

[Anonymous No.]

>announced two weeks in advance
I wonder if we'll get anything fancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>74530515
see >>74530597

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534854
yeah cute boys my actual answer is >>74535117

[Anonymous No.]

All I want in life is to have oyakodon sex with the xenokunians, surely it's not too much to ask for

[Anonymous No.]

>>74535160
I'm drawing bubby goatse IKZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534854
MANS is a little boy lover general

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534731
me talking to Ruze on his return stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2Sps9aMcY

[Anonymous No.]

>Bunch of tempura are preparing free goodies for the con Bettel and Flay are attending
I'm not seething I'm not seething I'm not seething

[Anonymous No.]

tempura immigrating in droves to become soapland workers and thai ladyboys in the hope they can relieve some of the tempus boys vacation stress

[Anonymous No.]

which boy are you putting in this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536345
We love every little boy EXCEPT Ewwtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536624
None of them because I'm bad with big machine. I use fists, whips and mean words like nature intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536624
flayon and altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536624
Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536624
bettel next time he cancels a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536624
myself in a kino self sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536624
Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536345
we love every little boy ESPECIALLY awwtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>74537226
EXTREMELY WRONG

[Anonymous No.]

i think it's time we stop pretending ewwtare isn't at least a tiny bit cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>74537772
i love awwtare and i miss him. my shota gremlin son deserved better than being rushed out to cover grads and thrown into an early grave for home3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>74537385
if i had the shut the fuck up soundpost i'd reply with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74537772
Ewwtare looks like the manlet version of Altare. It's not cute. It's not adorable. Altare has bad taste.

[Anonymous No.]

killing myself in front of aniki to permanently change the trajectory of his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538132
not again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538132
Killing you before you reach Aniki so he stays unmolested by such a vision.

[Anonymous No.]

making clones of the guys so i can make them gangbang me

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538237
fuck I forgot about that Killing aniki to permanently change the trajectory of my life

[Anonymous No.]

making clones of bettel so i can repeatedly slit his throat from ear to ear every time he disappoints me, but the copy paste system means each replacement is clumsier and dumber with less of a grasp on life, so i only get angrier and kill them dven quicker for being worthless failures

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze love
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1784020601448825016

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
ruzu rabu rabu forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
Ruze...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
ruze love indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>74536640
KILL YOURSELF

Love, love, LOVE AWWTARE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74539116
Seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
Love my homie

[Anonymous No.]

Making clones of Ruze so he can play a whole DnD campaign with himself (i like to watch)

[Anonymous No.]

>>74539116
That neck is still somehow so detailed

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
i wish i could pat him on the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
chin up king your crown is falling

[Anonymous No.]

>>74539467
perfect for nuzzling

[Anonymous No.]

>>74539467
perfect for kissing and licking

[Anonymous No.]

>>74539467
EWW

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ has any boy sang Sakura Nagashi from evangelion 333?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538237
Third time’s the charm for Axel…

[Anonymous No.]

>>74537854
At least he gave us a banger debut, I'll never forget that day despite everything. Hopefully we can see him some day again....

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
I'm dreading the barrage of sympathy messages he's going to get on his return, when he'd likely prefer to keep things private and not be hit by a wave of reminders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74540894
bucket elevator in my soul

[Anonymous No.]

streams...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74541085
>>74530148
In less than an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>74541085
40 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuZWuDB6F4

[Anonymous No.]

>>74541215
I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
>I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
>I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
>I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
>I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS
>I LOVE SNACK REVIEWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>74541215
>Picrel
AIIIIIIEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>74541215

[Anonymous No.]

>>74534854
Nothing wrong with liking cute boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
I hope him and his siblings are able to help each other out through it

[Anonymous No.]

do you think banchou ever watched nightcore speedpaint videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>74540967
i'm sure he'll know how to shut it down quick as he usually does, ruzaders can take the hint I feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>74541287
Mogu mogu mogu mogu get fat get fat get fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>74542400
Baby Ruze voice cute

[Anonymous No.]

please god why can't i rub every single inch of mama's skin with SPF every morning and aloe vera every night

[Anonymous No.]

kek this child

[Anonymous No.]

>>74542886
fumbled my file like i fumbled my shot at shinri...

[Anonymous No.]

rubbing the hairs of mama's legs

[Anonymous No.]

maSEAna x malayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>74543501
Always makes me so uncomfortable that his default png is frowning

[Anonymous No.]

>>74543358
Shaving them and making them into a neckerchief so I can be with him wherever I go

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>74544071
tempus classic

[Anonymous No.]

>>74544071
i'll forgive mama and wait patiently, he already showed us the roads that they are lost on

[Anonymous No.]

>>74544449
i don't forgive him

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to fall asleep before the stream fuck you Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel's Fallout: New Vegas VOD
https://gofile.io/d/76PuMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>74545469
No, Hakka fucks YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>74545663
He's not fucking anything with that 2 inch clit

[Anonymous No.]

>>74545839
you absolutely can fuck things with a 2 inch clit

[Anonymous No.]

>>74544071
I'm imagining that Kobo's mama is rushing in with more dishes before the stream starts so Kobo can't say that she's interrupting the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74545902
big clits are gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>74546716
you callin my female wife ugly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74546716
Bad news: The next Stars EN is a hyena girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74546986
please stop posting guesses, you might get reported to cover

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA AND BIRD ON THE HANDCAM TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuZWuDB6F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuZWuDB6F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuZWuDB6F4

[Anonymous No.]

XENERS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuZWuDB6F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuZWuDB6F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuZWuDB6F4

[Anonymous No.]

kek what the hell are they doing

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Is this Kobo's BGM?

[Anonymous No.]

axel stream canceled https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1784047430956355674

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547370
Indonesia has really changed these Xenos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
I am all for him taking as much time as he needs. The death of a loved one is never easy to deal with. Regardless of that, I believe in him and his ability to handle it. I'm rooting for him and I'll support him all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547484
Poor axel I hope he feels better soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547484
>my throat is fucked
I thought Bettel was still in Japan. Did Axel go back?

[Anonymous No.]

>mama has tongs, a giant serving fork, and a mannequin hand with a condom on it
uoooohhhhhhhhh honeymoon vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>handcam
>no actual hands
never change, shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547563
>implying Axel would be the one throating in that scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547583
Kobo is there?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547576
What the fuck kind of honeymoon have you been to

[Anonymous No.]

>>74522967
There was a gif of betsy with her boobs popping like her but I can’t find it rip

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547563
Allergies

[Anonymous No.]

porque pense que estaban diciendo "es té"

[Anonymous No.]

I've never watched these two, is hakka the one who talks like a zoomer and has an accent? Hes... he's charming me

[Anonymous No.]

I swear to fucking God, I will actually become alarmed if Ruze cries on stream because something hits different in some story now and I KNOW that his fanbase is going to get extra obnoxious when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74538680
someone die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547827
Kek yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547827
Hakka is a spic yes
he’s a good friendly boy saving yagoo’s dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547910
I'm pretty sure the last week or two he has been dealing with a loved one in their last days, may have finally passed. My heart hurts for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547827
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547827
yes, he's a good boy and a true idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548007
Ahhh, that's sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547979
I'm subbing, he's a qtpie
>>74547988
Oh my god he's a spic... I'm in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548102
congratulations, you have now chosen the greatest member of all tempus. enjoy your truly talented, charming, charismatic, hard working, funny, vocal frying, sock wiping, bath shitting oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

tea bottle, my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

teh shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547583
Mama why are you such a coward? T___T

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548102
you've made the best oshi choice, Hakka loves his fans dearly and works his hardest to make us happy, welcome to the hakkitos my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548102
For you, spiclover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548442
Man, hands are really just reserved for unarchived streams.

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah they're dying today

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548102
make sure to check out his covers and original songs after the stream if you haven't already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqCv4JRg4sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOYBy6mtV1E
his cover with Shinri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2sWY4sm9c

[Twithc No.]

>>74548760
Vaya con dios, hakka

[Anonymous No.]

This handcam kinda sucks ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>74545615
Thanks chu

[Anonymous No.]

>snack for pregnant moms
I KNEW IT

[Anonymous No.]

>"It's a snack for pregnant moms."
Hakka's expecting, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's a snack for pregnant moms
>Oh cool, perfect!
Hakka... what have you done...

[Anonymous No.]

I actually set out to find a new holostars en oshi today, I'm really glad I tuned in. Hakka is very cute! And before someone asks mean by new, i was a vestie who fell off when he graduated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548923
Welcome back into the fold, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka's either having a baby or is the baby. Which one is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548746
he just needs a full green body suit in order to be comfortable showing hands

[Anonymous No.]

Had a younger relative and went to town on the burger equivalent of these ngl

[Anonymous No.]

looks like poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548923
Vesper liked Hakka a lot, did you see their collabs before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74548923
are you me?! but slower?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74549164
you need a better diet if your shit looks like that

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find Yume art of the Armis boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74549300
No I will admit I'm kind of a bad fan who used to skip most collabs. I'm expanding my scope this time around and I will absolutely go back and watch his collabs with hakka now.
>>74549318
Probably, I am very slow. I really love vtubers but I find it all a bit overwhelming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74547576
>Mannequin hand
Di-did they collabing with Kobo's boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>teeth soup

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>74549457
you know where to start anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP-Owk9UA9I

[Anonymous No.]

PISSKITO GET IN HERE

[Anonymous No.]

pisskito...

[Anonymous No.]

>juice loop again

[Anonymous No.]

Pisskito where you at

[Anonymous No.]

The Xenokunians are fighting over water discourse...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74549867
>Xenokunians
that's your answer why right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>74549841
>>74549846
>>74549856
Under the pipe of the toilet Hakka been pissing in 60 times a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>74549457
Hakka is super sociable and chatty, you can get a good measure of him by watching his collabs and how he bounces off others, plus he does a mean zatsu and knows how to create kino from random trains of thought. Here's a few to start you off.
Vesper & Hakka interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP-Owk9UA9I
Vesper & Hakka art stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORHLoBZLoSM
Temprizz 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NYfE7OX3vo
Temprizz 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4UzsFK1wpA
random JP zatsu from Dec (bathtub) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcEqwLe9aVk
random JP zatsu from March (sushi train) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYnODlko4Hw

[Anonymous No.]

>it's for your hakkitos
he knows

[Anonymous No.]

shinri and hakka's chemistry is so good. they should form a formal unit and host a show together

[Anonymous No.]

Indo anons, I'm curious, what's the state of teeth in your nation?

[Anonymous No.]

i miss pisskito

[Anonymous No.]

who did the water testing stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74550626
magni and bettel offcollab last year in march

[Anonymous No.]

>>74550707
cool, they taste tested water...

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakka gets hiccups when he has spicy food

[Anonymous No.]

There is a lack of hands on this handcam stream. Is Shinri too lazy to put on gloves again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74550887
fake xenokunian

[Anonymous No.]

>oh no, its reflecting my bachelor's degree!

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT THE REFLECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>74550891
they have gloves, he just doesn't want any yabs >>74549131

[Anonymous No.]

>>74550977
I saw it too!