/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Karaoke in Xenokuni Edition

Last thread: >>74102185
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[Anonymous No.]

>>74120168
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

LETS GO MY RETARD BOY BAND

[Anonymous No.]

YOU'RE INSECURE

[Anonymous No.]

e o melhor é quando vamos pra baleia

[Anonymous No.]

YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL~

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120141
ok, why'd he tweet that he wasn't going to be there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120168
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[Anonymous No.]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE HIDEOUS

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi's taste in music is so basic, my goodness. I remember getting assaulted by a fangirl over this band because I called it mid to her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120248
because it was a bit nigga, can't you read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120248
For the bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120262
KEK deserved this is kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120256
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120187
AMEN AMEN AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

I like that VG is all about boybands and tween music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120312
>>74120315
weird bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120187
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120351
They are only 13 years old, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120262
kek i made some enemies when i was like 8 because i didn't sing along to boyband songs at their bday party

[Anonymous No.]

>they're gonna sing toxic

[Anonymous No.]

The boys laughing, having a good time all is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120406
E-even Shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120414
I was also a tried and true BTS-anti. This was hell at a certain point, but I was staunch on it and stood on business. I certainly did not make friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120406
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120248
for the seethe

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri doesn't sound half bad on this song.

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri my favorite white girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120447
Puberty did a number on him, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

Brothers and sisters we are experiencing true happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120557
he loves his white girl songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120573
He does often say "puberty hit me like a truck"

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120447
ESPECIALLY SHINRI

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120538
if true, basted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120566
he just needs to sing A Thousand Miles to hit peak millenial

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120654
Call Me Maybe would be a nice bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's very animal planet
Pretty sure there were some commercials with this song in latam Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120654
He already did?

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>74119483
Ruzetavio on the schedule, I'm excite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120717
yeah but now WITH THE BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING LOVE TEMPUS VANGUARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120654
>And I will walk 500 hundred miles
>And I will walk 500 hundred more
>Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
>To fall down at your door
I can see it

[Anonymous No.]

I can barely hear Hakka (except when he was doing baby earrape)

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know this song, but they seem to be liking it. And trying to convert Flayon.

[Anonymous No.]

God, fucking Sk8er Boi...this is the true millenial Canadian experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120772
wrong song, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

[Anonymous No.]

>How do you know this Shinri
That's what we all ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120731
me too. hopefully the ping is forgiving kek

[Anonymous No.]

Kazoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120497
I've always been repelled by irl idol/boyband shit but somehow 2D idols captured my autism and it's looped back round on me to watching real boys singing shitty boyband music. home...

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Shinri have the spirit of a Midwestern white girl

[Anonymous No.]

HERMANITA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120879
thats amazing lol

[Anonymous No.]

Apologies for the phone pic but this comment made me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120898
He is a Midwestern white girl. That's why he has such big titties.

[Anonymous No.]

Who said they didn't know this song? I will now anti them

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120772
sing it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120931
RonaldReaganHater69 needs to get in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120931
Based shameless vore enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120963
everyone except shinri kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120931
Based, fuck Ronald Reagan

[Anonymous No.]

VG are WHOO girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120879
I've always personally been more into instrumentals and OSTs (mostly heavy instruments), but I will do it if it's for my oshi, I guess. And it doesn't seem that bad when it's them...

[Anonymous No.]

It's not NTR, the song is about how the first girl could have had the skater boy, but she rejected him because she thought he wasn't good enough...

[Anonymous No.]

BUT I'M A FREEEEEEEAK

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120248
Because he’s an M and wanted to get bullied

>>74120497
they’re actually not bad if you ignore their purposely dumb downed English shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120931
You should be more ashamed of posting a greyname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120898
And people think Shinruze isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

TA-DAN!
TA-DAN!

[Anonymous No.]

So they all in Japan now?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121138
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121138
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120931
he's clearly a fan of the best president

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121063
It's not that I don't believe you, it's that I still have no interest. I can respect the hustle, but it's not for me. Besides, B.A.P was better than them in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121091
Because they take their meds, unlike (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121138
no bettel is a paid actor

[Anonymous No.]

Them constantly doing the DN-DN even when it's not happening reminds me of Beavis and Butthead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elQXhQjl7Q0

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121196
I will not take my meds until I get the one-on-one collab that I, and everyone else deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121138
Yeah, my name is Japan. My bootyhole is tearing apart at the seams owie

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121138
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka and Shinri are truthers
Bettel and Flayon are normies

[Anonymous No.]

bros... I drank water earlier, am I going to be okay?

[Anonymous No.]

FLAYS DIVORCED LETS GOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121305
Based Xenokunians

[Anonymous No.]

That wife who divorced Flayon and took the kids? Me

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri’s joke made me laugh harder than it should have

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri peddling conspiracies again...he's gonna get Hakka's podcast demonetized...

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE TOOK THE KIDS LET'S GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE VG, THEY'RE SO RETARD TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.]

The Vanguard Experience

[Anonymous No.]

>"this is why you sign a prenup, ladies and gents"

[Anonymous No.]

>Vanguard podcast drama involves figuring out who's pregnant with Hakka's baby

[Anonymous No.]

They’re basically playing every millennial teenager’s sleepover CD songlist.

[Anonymous No.]

they riff off each other so well

[Anonymous No.]

That chick Flayon got divorced from?
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel doesn't know Smells Like Teen Spirit
Angsty white boy card revoked!!

[Anonymous No.]

>they all have babies inside them
fucking whore guild, i knew they don't use rubbers

[Anonymous No.]

shinri wtf how do you not know

[Anonymous No.]

I ALSO KNOW A DIRTY WORD VG

[Twithc No.]

>>74121468
Fake goth/emo/scene/angst confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

This is a good song choice. I wish Shinri wouldn't fight to sing so high and try and find his natural pitch within the song. I do it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121477
forgive him, he was more into white girl music and kpop

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri, stop bringing the cowboy accent when singing Nirvana

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121489
what?

[Anonymous No.]

They sound so good together god damn

[Anonymous No.]

>A DENIAL
A DENIAL
>A DENIAL
A DENIAL

[Anonymous No.]

i love my boys

[Anonymous No.]

god i wish flayon would deny me

[Anonymous No.]

KEK BETTEL

[Anonymous No.]

>BODY POSSESSION

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is inside Hakka...

[Anonymous No.]

Did bettel just say flaybooboo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120232
Based and Ourfalipilled.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK SWAY

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel sounds like even more of a whore with Shinri singing backup...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74120312
E M O T I O N A L M A N I P U L A T I O N

[Anonymous No.]

LET THEM COOK

[Anonymous No.]

WHORE SONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121821
sorry bettel only agreed to show up if he could sing stripper songs

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is a powerful support voice, he enhances the others so much by making that contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121887
>sing stripper songs
thats most songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121909
>Support
He really is intent on that, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121946
yeah, that's what he got on the voice gacha

[Anonymous No.]

When will Bettel take vocal lessons

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121946
He can't help it, it's the mommy in him coming out

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to sing with the Betster
Flay it's Hakka's birthday at least pretend that you care about someone else than the clown

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121930
yeah if you're a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121930
so you mean to tell me woven fates is made to be stripped to?

[Anonymous No.]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Finally a song for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121946
the Shintare duet of Love Yourself last karaoke with his higher voice was pretty great, wish he did more of it

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE AND LEARN
HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube started skipping so they just said swallow.

[Anonymous No.]

My brain has been ruined by mashups. I can't help but hear Rules of Nature in tandem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122101
YES, EXACTLY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122065
This stream does feel a lot more Bettel focused, if I didn't know it was Hakka's birthday I would have no idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122101
>one by one they fall in place

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE AND LEARN

[Anonymous No.]

This is just DEADWORLD trio singing

[Anonymous No.]

i need flayon to learn to sing without shouting

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122152
but a jester's job is to make everything about himself

[Anonymous No.]

GO LITTLE RED FUCK GO

[Anonymous No.]

KINO

[Anonymous No.]

KEK the kazoo solo always gets me

[Anonymous No.]

Solid kazoo solo

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122215
This is me with Hakka, they want to sing rock/metal but their soft voices are superior

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so glad hakka's a holostar. we need actual singers in this branch

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122215
He will get there

[Anonymous No.]

All of these songs remind me of him.,,

[Anonymous No.]

Is this song the worst case of I don't know the second verse

[Anonymous No.]

Yakuza song time

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hakkito, you are my everything~"
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU MO

[Anonymous No.]

LET SHINRI COOK

[Twithc No.]

>>74122362
:(

[Anonymous No.]

looking like an idiot...

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GO SHINRI

[Anonymous No.]

>>74121946
From what it sounds like, he's been kind of forced into support roles all his life, voice lottery and otherwise. That said, he's started to emerge from his shell since being in holostars, so who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been a fool...

[Anonymous No.]

GOD I LOVE SHINRI SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>plastic duck simulator
Ah yes. Hakka's telenovela.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear hermanita

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122362
Every thing does...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122448
I believe in Baka Mitai and I believe in his ability to shine. He just needs to cook for a bit longer.

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri singing with his daughter...

[Anonymous No.]

DAME DA NE

FUK YOU NISHIKI, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

hermanita harmonizing with shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122508
i think you mean girli'mgonnarape-nita

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri, I'm on my fucking knees

[Anonymous No.]

We better get Fansa later too

[Anonymous No.]

DAME DA NE GUY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

LETS FUCKING GO SHINRI

[Anonymous No.]

KILLING IT WITH THE KAZOO SHINRI

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI YOU KILLED IT

[Anonymous No.]

did they sing Always Tied?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hell yeah some of the songs they sang at AB

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri did so well!

[Anonymous No.]

>should we pull an Anime Boston?

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri killed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122689
at the start yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122689
At the start when bettel was dead

[Anonymous No.]

>10 mins left

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122689
Yeah, first song. Wait for takobro's archive if you wanna hear it

[Anonymous No.]

No... Don't leave me...

[Anonymous No.]

The Stars' offcollab karaokes have been fantastic. Armis' was so bad it was fun too

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122448
he's a sidecharacter in his own life

[Anonymous No.]

Mockingbird sound really good together

[Anonymous No.]

Wait what the fuck, they can easily harmonize in Aerials. They sound so good in this

[Anonymous No.]

>They're suddenly trying now at the end
Jobbers, till the end.

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI JOINING GO SHINRI GO

[Anonymous No.]

This is my new ringtone

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122895
They truly hate us

[Anonymous No.]

Love when VG sings classic edgy songs because I can finally find the name to songs I used to hear around but never knew the name of kek. Also they make it sound extra good somehow when they take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

WHORES

[Anonymous No.]

sweet JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

MACHINA SEX FLAYON

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
SEX FLAY

[Anonymous No.]

Obligatory Toxic karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

FLAYON????

[Anonymous No.]

WHOROSTARS

[Anonymous No.]

i will lock flay in my basement

[Anonymous No.]

WENCHES

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC I HATE TOXIC

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad Hakka absorbed that SOAD cover into his brain

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri's been rocking that kazoo all night lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon, what is this bottom JOI voice

[Anonymous No.]

goddamn shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm getting ready I'm getting ready
Hakka is going to pounce him after the stream ends

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE TOXIC I LOVE TOXIC I LOVE TOXIC I LOVE TOXIC I LOVE TOXIC I LOVE TOXIC I LOVE TOXIC I LOVE TOXIC I LOVE TOXIC t. roon

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123079
He breaks this out like, every time he sings this song

[Anonymous No.]

Machina SEX Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123054
but its the extra slutty song!

[Anonymous No.]

When will we get a holostar that's not a whore?

[Anonymous No.]

WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN WHORE GEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123054
heretic

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122797
Damn, if I can relate to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123113
>>74123151
I don't have a problem with Flayon I just hate how over-meme'd this song and Barbie Girl is and I hate how I'm starting to hate these classic songs I once loved.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE WHORES I LOVE WHORES I LOVE WHORES

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123054
did mag ever sing this?

[Anonymous No.]

flayon and bettel are indeed toxic

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122448
Shinri is the Hunting Horn of the group?

[Anonymous No.]

uhhhh acting skills?

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel sounds more and more breedable overtime he sings Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123173
Men aren't capable of being pure so never.

[Anonymous No.]

BORBDAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123221
I NEED them

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123173

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123303
>t6
Sex tape tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123173
We already do and his name is Crimzon Ruze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74122797
yeah, Vesper was like that too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123337
He's just in denial about it

[Anonymous No.]

OTSUSTARS!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

OTSUSTARS..........

[Anonymous No.]

OTSUSTARS!

[Anonymous No.]

OTSUSTARS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123173
Ruze.

[Anonymous No.]

That was super fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123303
For half a second, for literally HALF A SECOND I thought this was gonna be the 3d announcements.
I will continue to cope now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123337
>Crimzon "Slipped off my shoez" Ruze
not a whore

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE WHORES MINSTRELS

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE KARAOKE COLLAB

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE KARAOKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123220
i will never get tired of the boys slutting it up for toxic i agree about barbie girl though

[Anonymous No.]

i need to physically restrain flayon and force myself on him after that

[Anonymous No.]

>The people claiming Ruze isn't a whore happily ignoring the fact that he's done hours of e-boy roleplay and a footcam stream...

[Anonymous No.]

OTSUSTARS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123508
bettel should have died and been graduated/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123508
>>74123514
A wild Gavis Bettel appeared/10

[Anonymous No.]

The offcollab Karaokes are always so fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123337
>>74123353
>>74123451
he may not be a whore, but he's a sugar baby and a discord daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123514
COMMITTED TO THE BIT/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123556
TRUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123508
>>74123514
HAPPY BIRB HAPPY BOYS/10

[Anonymous No.]

Some of the best full VG collabs are when they are just hanging out.

[Anonymous No.]

That harmonizing at the end of Aerials was legit good

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123508
>>74123514
EXCELLENT PREBIRBDAY / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123514
against all odds, made the full VG collab happen/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123508
I'm only here for Hakka and Shinri/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123514
Shinri singing Supermassive Black Hole/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123590
>offcollab Karaokes
cries inside...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123514
10/10 had a good bit, good songs, and a kazoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123556
Bro was breaking in the e-boy collab and the footcam stream barely qualifies with how goofy it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123640
man imagine an off collab month in review

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123514
SUPERMASSIVE ASSHOLE/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123661
the old one had a hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123514
>>74123508
Hakka deserved better genmates/10

[Anonymous No.]

Archive of Hakka's unarchived pre-birbday off-collab karaoke stream with Flayon, Shinri, and Bettel on 2024-04-21T01:06:38Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/HIVr5qL7E4c

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Audio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/MkhlXa6I#WSwvEAPp5dWq7t_w1BeiVCqpzQpcVqDxwbHObO989gQ

Set list (stream starts at 6:36):
1. HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- - Always Tied (10:42)
2. HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- - Woven Fates (13:12)
3. HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- - DEAD WORLD (18:45)
4. HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- - Flex (22:45)
5. HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- - Top of the World (26:33)
6. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (31:55)
7. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (mic test; 37:42)
8. Muse - Supermassive Black Hole (43:28)
9. Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) (47:52)
10. Justin Bieber, Ludacris - Baby (53:47)
11. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (1:01:44)
12. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours (1:05:32)
13. Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (1:10:06)
14. Radiohead - Creep (1:13:58)
15. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (1:21:13)
16. Dean Martin - Sway (Michael Bublé rendition) (1:27:51)
17. Crush 40 - Live & Learn (1:32:38)
18. ばかみたい (Full Spec Edition) (1:37:45)
19. System Of A Down - Aerials (1:43:24)
20. Britney Spears - Toxic (1:47:56)

Number of fragments: 6887 (no stream discontinuities)

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123508
>>74123514
WHOROSTARS/10

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever Bettel's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Bettel"?

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>>74123785
tisker

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>>74123785
My knees will bleed for how much I kneel, but it is hardly pain at all.

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>>74123785
o7 thanks, takobro!

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>>74123785
arigatakobro

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>>74123508
>>74123514
GOT HORNY AT THE END/10

[Anonymous No.]

Who will have the cringiest 3D debut?

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>>74123785
THANK YOU

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>>74123785
The hero we don't deserve, thanks takobro o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123717
Even Magni didn't do a footcam. Ruze outwhored the biggest whore in StarsEN.

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>>74123785
I love you takobro (no homo)

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>>74123785
thank you takobro, ily

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>>74123488
To show off his DEXTERITY. Even if you take away Zephyr, even if you pin him down, the GREATEST monster hunter in Elysium will NOT be bested!

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>>74123804
Note: Bettel died on the way back to his home planet

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>>74123785
I love you takobro (yes homo)

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>>74123785
You're the best, takobro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123785
Love you takobro (yes homo)

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123344
Yessir, you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74123898
Bettel

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oh hakka my dear... https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1781882279289291113

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>>74123936
was he told not too tho?

early management was more strict

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>>74123936
I'm sorry, but I can't imagine Ruze whoring anyone with those Bettel-coded 'socks'.

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>>74124133
>you now remember when they tried to wrangle Axel into not cursing early on his career

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Do you think they're having group sex right now?

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>>74123508
>>74123514
Weekend At Bettel's/10

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>>74123898
flayon but it will be cringekino because they will have him on a short leash

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>>74124299
F that shit!

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>>74124303
all with me

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>>74123514
WHORE GUILD/10

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>>74124303
It's just a team building exercise

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>>74124309
UOHHH

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>>74124303
they're at the studio, but once they get home? 100%

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>>74123785
Takobro always the vigilant, many thanks compadre

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>>74124299
My favorite part of that was the implication that Axel's grandpa should punch him for calling his mom a cunt.

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>>74124133
Magni did say that management told him no for footcam, he was thinking about drawing with his feet

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>>74123484
They are currently going through idol training, don't give up!

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/MANS/ How do we save bettel from being raped to death by his genmates tonight

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>>74124303
Yes, but they got so horny singing toxic that they forgot about the rubbers

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>>74124858
Why should we?

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>>74124858
I don't think we can, anon.

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>>74124858
RIP bozo

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>>74124858
We don't, let it happen!

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Did you forgive Bettel?

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This Homestuck thing is striking a chord within me that I've tried very hard to suppress. Ruze really knows how to pick 'em, doesn't he?

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>>74124887
At this rate we'll never who's the father of the baby

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>>74125021
It was the most popular thing on the internet during it's time

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>>74124858
he deserves rape torture actually

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>>74125014
There's nothing to forgive as I never lost faith.

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>>74124858
Bettel 2 isn't around this time. It is inevitable.

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>>74124481
Unironically hot

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>>74124598
He wanted to do it wearing stockings like a whore though

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>>74125084
And he has the audacity to drag that back to the forefront of some collective memory? It has to have an affinity for that to happen.

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>>74124858
we can't interfere, it's a canon event

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>>74125085
Would you have forgiven him if he had gone through with the graduation April Fool's?

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>>74125014
Hell, no. I'm also slightly upset his genmates are enabling him. But whatever.

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So, what did we learn today MANS?

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>>74125077
Every one of them is pregnant and the other three is the father.

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>>74125021
Give in. Become /MANS/tuck.

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>>74124858
it's not rape if he wants it

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>>74125181
I'm not a Bettelion, so I won't have anything to forgive.

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>>74125021
Have fun anon

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>>74125250
Shinri needs to cook more.

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>>74125250
Holostars are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, whores. The whole lot of em.

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>>74125250
VG can harmonize damn well.

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>>74125250
Flayon still makes me horny

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>>74123785
Takobro have you ever been told you are kinda cute?

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>>74125250
Bettel doesn't know the words to Smells Like Teen Spirit

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>>74125181
Yes, that would have been peek kino!

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>>74125250
nothing. I'm stupid

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>>74125250
that hakka's the last thing holding VG together. god bless hermanito

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>>74125478
ewwtare

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>>74125485
He really is too kind

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>>74125250
wait you guys are learning

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>>74125455
shameful...

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>>74125500
KILL YOURSELF (and kill bettel too)

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>>74125250
Bettel is secretly a whore.

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>>74125176
like his graduation this year

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>>74125578
Seethe

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>>74125021
I hate how cynical homestuck got later on but how its early systems were imagined was genuinely novel for its time period and it came from a rare genuine place with the author. And the dialogues from some of the characters were a lot more relatable to kids of that time period than any anime or other comic

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>just watched the clip of Jurard giving birth while Ollie's in chat
I know indos love their hetero ships, but do flips like it too?

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>>74125250
That Ruze did a footcam stream

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Hakka's mesu voice gave me a hard-on

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>>74125660
>secretly
Bettel was the StarsEN bicycle before Jurard showed up and started getting gangraped and laying eggs everywhere

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>>74125845
>And the dialogues from some of the characters were a lot more relatable to kids of that time period than any anime or other comic
a lot of it was cribbed from hussie's actual text conversations with his friends group at the time

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>>74125181
I don't forgive him for having chickened out on it.

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>>74125250
that a well placed kazoo solo can be the funniest thing to me for some reason

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>>74125903
I don't know why feet are so eroi, but... they just are.

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>>74125844
The bit they do is so over the top that I don't think anyone actually takes it seriously as a ship

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has anyone made an edit of one of the boys in this meme format?

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>>74125845
I want to hear what the anons who started reading Homestuck because of Ruze's stream think so far

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>>74125845
The gameplay systems are also pretty interesting so far! I love how I'm actually able to play the game. And the premises, personalities (in the way that they're displayed), and presentation of all four of the kids so far are rare to see in today's media.

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>>74125660
>secretly

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>>74125844
yes. flip teen celeb culture thrives on boyfriend-girlfriend ships.

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>>74125014
No because he’ll keep doing this “bit” spiraling everyone again

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>>74126218
kys

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>>74126218
Nope, don't think so at least

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>>74126218
Don't think so desu

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>>74125845
It really is a shame that the fandom got to him so much. The way the comic presented itself stood out in how it took advantage of being a comic made for the internet instead of treating the internet as a place to post traditional comic pages.
Glad that people can appreciate the gameplay systems more vocally now; it irked me how often I saw people go, "skip to Act 5 for the trolls that's when it starts getting good!"

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>>74123785
07

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i'm having prebirthday sex with hakka rn

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https://twitter.com/IvyAltdrachen/status/1781884838334599277

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can't believe the artists locked themselves into finishing the art they started in the beginning of the stream when the "bettel is dead" bit ended so soon
>Captcha: PTSD

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>>74126712
I wasn't intending on doing that even after Ruze said it: for me, if I'm going to watch something, I'm going to get all of the context.

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I know Bettel loves his bits but I honestly can't see the point of doing this on Hakka's birthday

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>>74126218
The closest I've seen is this screenshot.

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>>74127264
>so soon
bro it lasted for a half hour

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>>74124858

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Also, I like Homestuck so far. It might be dated, but I enjoy it for what it was, you know? Even now, I find myself relating quite a bit to Jade more than the other kids due to her character quirks and the imagery of Prospit and how the dreams mesh with her reality. It's really neat stuff and I'm excited to learn more about it. Also, having rooms scattered around and dedicated to any of your whims and interests in a large tower with a radioactive dog-thing sounds like a dream to me (even with the cons).