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74105835 No.74105835[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I just want to be the father of her children...

>> No.74105910

>>74105835
who would be the mother then?

>> No.74106013

>>74105835
she's not fertile and due to her being an obese cow for the majority of her life she wouldn't be a good mother

>> No.74106059

>>74106013
How does that work?

>> No.74107597

>>74105835
She would be the father of your children

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>> No.74107705

>>74106059
Obese people can’t get pregnant dummy

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The biggest hurdle I think to marrying Mori would be her drinking.
We don't need anymore fetal alcohol babies coming out of the womb rapping. We have enough.
The second is getting her to scale back. I've seen musicians like LIGHTS pull off kids and music but she's not nearly as ambitious anymore but that's okay.
Third, well, how do you even talk to Mori? Even opening comms is a trial.

>> No.74108072

>>74107705
Yes they can

>> No.74108149

>>74107910
She stopped drinking as much many months ago

>> No.74108220

She isn't going to marry someone poor

>> No.74108439

>>74108149
>be baby
>growing happily in your fluid
>momma has a craving
>get drowned in a liter of vodka

>> No.74108554
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>>74105835
Ibrahim beat you to it.

>> No.74108583

>>74108072
Do you know because of your mother?

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>>74108554
Hah! Someone actually went there with the Hololive people. I thought their management would shit themselves at the thought.
Mori has never catered to the virtual girlfriend audience so I dunno. Depends on how she handles it with her infatuated fans.
Assuming they speak JP and even understand what's going on. I'd probably fan the flames for the lols.

>> No.74109908

>>74105835
*casts stillbirth*
lmao try again in 9 months bud

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