/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Ghoulies Edition

Last thread: >>73982687
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>74004812
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>74004827
Amen

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So if Jurarf is a Dino and his fans are dinos, did he give birrh to them?

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>>74004827
Amen

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we need gavis bettel back

[Anonymous No.]

I miss blue wife

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>>74004827
O-men

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>>74005319
Ewwmen

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Flayon did his batsu, now there's only Axel left
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1781318798077010301

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>>74004827
Amen

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I blame Octavio for this

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>>74005703
tbdesu his 'putangina bitchhhhh' is enough for me

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>>74005507
Same

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>>74005507
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

RUZEREX LOVE~
https://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1781212370393530597

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why did ruze talk about sending shinri ab pictures

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>>74005078
don’t worry about it

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I’m bored guys

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>"Water may be overrated, but eventually in the future, you're gonna thank me"
https://youtu.be/sfIT67CNL-E?t=4898
Thanks banchou, very cool.

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>>74006222
kek these kusogaki

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>>74006927
he's like the singular case where chat concernfagging about drinking water is a little bit justified

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>>74006222
I want to electrocute banchou too..

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>>74006836
we need another gen

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>>74007297
Armis 2 in may

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Please stop criticizing Flayon he is autistit. He only ruins every collab he's part of but who never did that, right?

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>>74007434
ah yes, right into birthday season

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>>74007297
We need a gen of physically disabled boys who are unable to do most of the idol work Cover makes the other boys do that stops them from streaming. Bonus points if they're monster boys like that one mermaid wheelchair girl from Monmusume

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Gibbed by the goldie on the telly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PieBkVcr9HA

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THERE ARE NO BUBBIES ITT FUCK IT
WIGGERWIFE ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PieBkVcr9HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PieBkVcr9HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PieBkVcr9HA

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Imagine Jurard and Octavio doing this in a voice tweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmByK2NMk6w

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leader is dying, pray for him
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1781336838432591974

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>>74007843
holy fuck I hate flips

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>>74007961
yet here you are supporting the two flips in armis

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>>74007889
I will suck the snot out of his nose and save him.

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>Ruzaders might have four eyes
he really loves Sollux that much

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HE'S BEATING BETTELION WITH A CHAIR HAVEN'T THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH

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>>74008243
EW

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>>74007889
My poor sick wife…

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>>74008431
they deserved to suffer like how they're starved off of content

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>>74008393
His corruption beast mask also has four eyes. Would be cute if he gives them to the Ruzaders to play with after a kill. "All right, chumps, you better fucking share."

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>>74007889
Shiny Spicy...

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>Random teen girl tied up
This is Diddy's mansion

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>>74008135
Who says I am?

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wtf is this game

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>>74007738
damn that would be so cool the wheelchair races in 3D would be gold

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I wish it was no more heroes. Big Bubby HATE

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>>74009242
If only he didn't download all that virused overwatch sfm porn on top of the peggle stream...

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Goldie can't make lorraine squirt...

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>All these tied up girls
>A semen and dick joke
This game definitely has a bunch of fetish undertones surely right

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>>74008243
Wtf

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axel vcr doko?

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>>74007889
name something weaker than altare's immune system. you can't.

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>>74010927
Bettel's wrists.

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>>74010927
magni

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>>74010927
Bettel

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>>74010927
Magni's prostate

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>>74010927
hakka's immune system might be able to compete

[Anonymous No.]

Praying we get extra Shinri tonight

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>>74011746
you better all act oh so very scared in chat tonight

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>>74011855
EEEEK SKINAMARINK SAVE ME FROM THE SCARY CAMERA ANGLES MAMA

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>>74010927
Magni's commitment to Holostars

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>>74011855
pressing my face into mama's chest to hide from the scary monster

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It always amuses how muh Gibby talks about food, straight up pure love for food

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>>74011746
I'll be watching Ruze's mascot debut instead, but have fun tonight.

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>>74012448
>bagel with cream cheese AND butter
>just a quick snack to him
An architect's wet dream...

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where is bettel

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>>74012618
>bagel with cream cheese AND butter
disgusting

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>hires Flayon for his okay VA skills and shota-ish voice
>he ruins every collab and divides the fandom into two warring factions
Was it worth it, Cover?

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>>74012778
Curled up into a ball in front of his computer (stuck on the website to buy airplane tickets) and hyperventilating, apparently

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Got around to watching Ruze being called normal; laughing so hard at, "JURARD LIKES FUCKING SPORTS." Agreed that audience's idea of normal doesn't have a clear criteria.
I'm guessing Octavio's medical experience is also throwing him towards least normal? The things you get immune to probably sound insane, speaking from personal experience.

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>"I have pizza and garlic bread"
>I WILL CUM RIGHT THERE

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>>74012855
>warring factions

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>>74012855
>two warring factions
You catalogniggers need to stop acting like vtubers are a HOI4 game

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He's so happy to get a bagel

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>>74012778
Crying under the sheets of his hotel bed in Japan

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>>74013269
freaking cute

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ANTING GIBBY BECAUSE HE KEEPS MAKING ME HUNGRY WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT

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Gibby... I don't think rubbing food into the mic trying to feed bubbies is going to help

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>>74013176
Oh thanks for that, I'll use it when the nijisisters are being too uppity

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>>74013018
Jurard would proudly call himself the normie of the group. He thinks it's part of his charm. Ruze is a very typical white boy though. I knew lots of dudes like him.

It'd go Jurard > Ruze > GB > Octavio for me

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flayflay might be a little socially retarded but he's a hard worker and fulfils niches the other boys lack that caters to me personally. flay love!
>>74012778
i can accept holostuck posting but i'm drawing the line at cropped onceler porn
>>74013018
i feel like armis are all fairly normie or can at least pass as one at a family gathering but maybe that's because i'm a weeb who doesn't follow western media

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>>74010927
Altares entertainment system

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>>74013752
You people don’t know what a hard worker actually is

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>>74013752
what about oncie-stuck?

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>>74013835
So what is a hard worker in vtuber terms?

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>>74013859
Are you the onceler bitch from /cgl/? STOP HAUNTING ME

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>>74013018
Kek I just finished watching that clip too. I love how outraged he was.
I think Ruze is the standard western nerd, but definitely not a normie. Just not a degenerate weeb.
I don't watch Gibby enough to talk about him, but he seems fairly normal (as Ruze pointed out, being horny is not abnormal).
Jurard is a normie-ish weeb, I think. And Octavio is a well-functioning weirdo.
I don't know, man. I guess I'm being too strict with my normie definition, cause if I think like this then the only true non-normie in StarsEN is Flayon.

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>>74014176
Gobu is a Nintendo manchild but that's probably pretty normal these days

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>>74013752
>he's a hard worker
What has he worked hard at? I'd love to know.

>>74013176
Nice cope, considering machiroons act exactly like Nijisisters (and are probably one and the same).

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My wife (self admitted slut)

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I see gibby caught wind of the twitch meta

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none of them are hard workers compared to daisenpai

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That girl is ugly af

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WHY IS THERE A GENDER STUDIES MAJOR ON THE TELLY--Oh, nevermind she's ok

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>>74014176
GB is a flamboyant, food-obsessed furry who talks like a black lesbian aunt and comes up with stream ideas like "let's sniff all my senpais and imagine what they smell like"

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A hard working vtuber is someone who
>Streams a lot
>Provides quality membership content
>Loves his fans
>Does projects for his fans
>Keeps constant communication

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>>74014769
To be fair I'd love to sniff his senpais too

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>>74014389
i mean he does do a lot of fighting for perms and other things of that nature, im not gonna call him the holy grail of hard workers but I think he does his share. again this point is probably like a beaten dead horse but while in japan he has a lot of things he's prepping for along with vg white being unmedicated. plus his mini/custom voice pack ramble things he does for members is always an admirable thing, when he's not at his home studio :3

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>>74014886

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A powerful magical rhyme is sealing the door? Someone get Eminem

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>>74014886
Hakka-kun kakkoii~

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>>74013835
>>74014389
>s-streaming isn't hard work!
Yeah it's no shitty manual labor job but in terms of vtubing I'd say he does. He does a handful of monthly custom voicepacks for t3 and art for his $100 tier, goes out of his way to suck ojisan cock for game perms, paid for merch out of pocket for his outfit reveal etc. Hell even his birthday postcard has a whole paragraph squished onto it when the rest of them just write a generic sentence or two. Not gonna say he's hardest working vtuber ever or anything but he does a lot of things he doesn't have to and I appreciate it!

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Which one of you niggers chewed on the mic and made it static-y

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>>74014886
>Does projects for his fans
For example?

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>>74014886

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>>74014886
damn

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>>74015064
I think it might be that new obs bug
>>74015089
Music, games, commission exclusive content that could be useful to them in their life, etc

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>>74014389
Nigga stop being mad I found out what you are, lurk moar

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Wiggly mouf

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My oshi... so handsome and talented......

[Anonymous No.]

That's right, maximize the nigra energy gobu

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/MANS/ EMERGENCY I DON'T HAVE ANY CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND I HAVE TO GO OUT AND MY ONLY CLEAN PAIR IS MY TEMPANTSU THAT I REFUSE TO TAINT WITH GENITAL SMELL, SHOULD I JUST WEAR IT?

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>>74015461
Don't risk it embrace the nopan

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>>74014886

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>>74015461
UNDIES ARE MEANT TO BE WORN. THE TEMPANTSU ARE PRETTY DURABLE TOO

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>>74015461
just wear your cleanest dirty pair, assuming the cleanest one isn't covered in shit. spray it with deodorant if you're extra paranoid

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>>74015461
Just go commando or wear the least smelly one.

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>>74014886
You can just say Crimzon Ruze and we'd agree with you.

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>>74015461
why is this an issue? have you never gone commando?

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>>74015226
Disliking Flayon, especially during collabs, is the number 1 thing /MANS/ has consensus on.
We both know you know it, so you can drop the pretenses and at least try a witty reply.

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>>74015692
no one has defended the way flay acts in collabs, you're fighting the voices in your head

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>>74015461
Also do you not hand wash your undies every day and leave them to dry in the bathroom

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>let's go rape her

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>>74015692
First it was warring factions, now it's a consensus? Which one is it nijinigger?

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GB and Octavio are sucking ghost dick in this art https://x.com/FrootjoosToob/status/1781314076984942699

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>Little Willy
Holy shit my ex is on the tv

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>>74015909
>/MANS/ is literally the whole fandom, I'm so smart
Are you illiterate?

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>>74016061
Size queenchama...

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>>74016033
Rio sucks like the finest whore in the underworld. No, perhaps even better than that. Let's look at the facts about the cute ghost senpai.
>Can choose to be corporeal or incorporeal when he wishes
>Can sing
>Sucked me good and hard through my jorts
Rio has an amazing throat that he's great at using. But he's not limited to his throat because he can change the corporeality of his body at will. And it's not just generalized changes he can do, but local ones. Singing requires air, lungs, vocal chords and diaphragm interacting together to make sound. Rio no longer has his physical body, but certainly he does some kind of bodily manipulation to do those notes.

If he can do those notes, he can certainly suck off anyone regardless of what body part is near their penis. His ghostly foot steps on a wiener. It passes through harmlessly, though it does feel a bit cold. Then the human feels deft motion coming from within Minase Rio's ghostly flesh expertly teasing and swirling about his mansword. He shrinks back after the deed is done, confused and afraid of what has occured.

But if he wasn't a coward, he would thank the ghost senpai from Uproar and invite him to a party with all of his friends. Remember, RIO IS NOT LIMITED TO JUST HIS THROAT. He could accomodate any number of dicks that a horny mass of homosexuals could offer as long as part of his body was touching them. Positioning would be dicey, but not even the loosest sloot could compare to his cock capacity. Depending on how merciful Rio felt like, he could edge this crowd for hours or viciously suck them all to send them screaming to swift completion. But the end result would be the same.

As one, everyone shoots. Their goo flies through the space Rio once was and hits each other instead. Now there are naked homosexuals bukkaked with their own cum and not a single ghost in sight.

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>>74016033
hakka and jurard are too

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>>74016033
kek I was about to post it. Honestly quite incredible

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>>74016117
Am I a size queen for wanting moar than 3 inches

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Will GB be my nigga who'll finally play those old retro point and click games...

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>>74016286
If he could get perms for Sierra games, that would be something

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This little freak...

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If his handcam is him cleaning out a gun, i'd actually coom

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo Gibby teasing a stream related to
>retro games
>handcam
>never done before in holostars

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>>74015692
All Flayon needed to fucking do in the collab was stay with the group to either help them or die in a funny way to catch on camera. He instead fucked off to do whatever (like stand behind a pole while the others were on a completely different level) and did exactly nothing, to the point that Shinri and Axel didn't even bother looking for him later on.

So go on. Defend Flayon in this collab, I'll wait.

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>>74016506
I want my gun cleaning stream but him taking apart some retro console would be cool

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>>74016510
>>74015795

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>>74016544
My name is sports

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I don't want to fix Bettel
I want him to fix me

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>>74016656
You want him to spay/neuter you?

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>>74016656
good luck with that, he's currently panicking because his brother isn't there to hold his hand this time

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>>74016656
he's literally having a panic attack as you're reading this

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>>74016656
the only thing bettel has ever fixed is his hair after being raped by altare shortly before stream

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>>74016656
ngmi

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>>74015651
Tavi...

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>>74016708
retard

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>>74013752
"Pass as one" is MUCH different than actually being one. That's learning social awareness as an adult instead of being a cringe middle schooler that takes pride in doing things just to "freak out teh normies xD." (Anyone remember the era of yaoi paddles and leashes at conventions?) Also, a lot of the adults are now settled in their lives. I know a guy with a house and kid who also earns cash every single time he goes to an MTG tournament. How much do you weigh the traditional stability compared to the MTG proficiency?
>>74014176
I don't consider Ruze a normie, either. I posit that dedication/how you engage with the hobby is more important than the hobby itself, especially since "normies" are now more positive towards "nerdy" hobbies to the point where many are open to engaging with them on a surface level. Ruze's intense talks definately blow way past that.

[Anonymous No.]

OATMEAL IS FOR FAGS

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>>74017100
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

I think Hakka should suck on Shinri's tits on stream

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>>74010927
Allergies means that Altare"s immune system is hyperactive and too strong actually

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>>74014886
Looking at this
>Fits 1
Bettel
>Fits 2
Axel, Altare
>Fits 3 or more
Hakka, Shinri, Flayon

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>>74017369
NO WAY...FAG!

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka's getting diddled by the new girl on Twitter

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>>74017601
based I would do the same

[Anonymous No.]

>we don't sound identical
DIFFERENT RACIAL STEREOTYPE VOICES LETS GOOOOOO

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>>74017601
footfags deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE
ARE
THE
JP
SENPAI
COLLABS
??

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>>74018180
None of them speak Japanese except Axel
Hope that answers your retarded question

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>>74017001
If normie and nerd are opposite ends of a scale, I'd say Ruze is in the middle, maybe leaning very slightly normie though I haven't watched many of his streams, feel free to enlighten me on how much of a weirdo he is. I feel like choice of autistic niche interest plays a big role too, someone who's intensely into mainstream nerd things like DnD or popular films/anime/vidya is more normie than someone who knows a similar amount about anatomy or niche visual novels. Normal people can relate and chat to you about mainstream nerd stuff because they have a passing interest but no one wants to hear about a shitty otome you played recently speaking from experience when sportsball talk is so much more interesting.

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>>74018157
Was there ever a footfag mansanon? All I know are rapists, ryona enjoyers, and scat fetishists

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>>74018180
dance lesson hort
prease understand

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>His father is a confirmed FAT FUCK

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>>74018235
I would argue that he leans more into nerd more than normie as he has a moderate amount of knowledge about types of weapons (or at least the ones he prefers) and has an intense interest in insects specifically he has infodumped about them more than once and will likely do it again in the upcoming stream, especially when it comes to the speculative biology he likes to get into when the opportunity arises.

[Anonymous No.]

>moved in with my boyfriend
>wore the flayon tempantsu around him
>he cannot stop staring and laughing at my ass now
thank you flayon

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>>74018486
Have him fuck you in the tempantsu, pavlov his dick into always gettin horny around the tempantsu

[Anonymous No.]

>Flayon scheduled corpse party
We are one step closer to Fear and Hunger

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>>74018539
Wouldn't that make the bf gay??

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>>74018486
recreate this with your bf anon

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>>74018647
Only do it if you have fujo tendencies then

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>>74018580
I recall Shinri talked about F&H and claimed the perms situation was fucky there

[Anonymous No.]

kek

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>>74018486

[Anonymous No.]

we need a new yorker and a bostonian in stars so i can watch them fight over which shithole is better

[Anonymous No.]

we need a mauritian and a bosnian in stars so i can watch them fight over which shithole is better

[Anonymous No.]

we need a latinamerican and a south east asian in stars so i can watch them fight over which shithole is better

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>>74019342
Hakka... Flips... forgotten...

[Anonymous No.]

we need a chicago native and a philly in stars so i can watch them fight over which shithole is better

[Anonymous No.]

we need 2 ass guys in stars so i can watch them fight over which shithole is better

[Anonymous No.]

we need a sorawrity member and an altventurer in stars so i can watch them fight over which hole is better

[Anonymous No.]

we need a bettelion and a machiroon in stars so i can watch them fight over which hole is better

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https://twitter.com/kumaaa_yay/status/1780973986127433949
WANZOIN WANKKA!
hmm... Wankka doesn't sound right

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>>74019775
Imma wankka my willy

[Anonymous No.]

kek
https://twitter.com/_Wren_pov/status/1781383668985925860

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>>74019465
Why fight when I have two functional hands

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>>74019428
Technically, they don't fight. Hakka seems happy that they can commiserate over their shitholes together.
>>74019442
You sure you don't mean which shithole is worse?

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>>74020231
Both of them would either be delusional as fuck about it or agree that it could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74020231
People from philly and Chicago will die before they admit their city is anything but a holy land

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>>74019967
Good Lord

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been able to watch the boys for a while. I catched up a bit with Ruze in that one homestuck stream when it was live but now I am getting a lot of homestuck related videos in my recommendations... cool...

Anyway, what are the boys up to lately?

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>>74020231
Hakka and Tavi would love to compare shit holes

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>>74020347
Hakka borthday soon
Ruzader reveal soon
Bettel is still missing
Shiny Spicy’s brains are leaking through their noses

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>>74019967
>>74020326
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>74020358
2 boys 1 cup...

[Anonymous No.]

There is a penis in the world right now that is not inside of Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>74020495
yeah, mine
because i'm loyal to my kamioshi

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>>74019428
>>74019342
They don't count because Hakka and the flips love eachother too much, they usually unite against everyone else instead of infighting

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>>74020570
Jurard... Usada will never

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>>74020326
M-mechabirbo rabu...?

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>>74020448
I wonder if he doing anything special. Probably just a new cover.
I totally forgot about that, cool.
Bettel had it rough this year, I hope the dude is okay.
That's cool I think

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>>74020943
>I wonder if he doing anything special
He said that he has never been more busy in his life so we shouldn't expect anything crazy. My bet is the obligatory 1 hour merch shill stream, a karaoke and a new cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74020695
wrong! i will never betray my purple wife
>but he is a whore
wrong again!

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve lost control of my life, I’ve binge watch so much Hakka in between JACKING IT, I need to shape up

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka singing this when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f807sKmfP1Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>74021555
Same and it's fucking up my life because I can only do it on weekends which is making me cranky

[Anonymous No.]

>Bubbies are a weird eagle plant pokedigipal thing
>Ruzaders are a bug
I assume Poppets will be pretty similar to what Octavio makes for his suffers, and Sorawrity might be velociraptors

[Anonymous No.]

>>74020695
Jurard is too busy getting gangbanged by Armis and sexually harassed by Hakka to worry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>74021352
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>Bubbies are a weird eagle plant pokedigipal thing
>Ruzaders are a bug
I assume Poppets will be pretty similar to what Octavio makes for his scuffets, and Sorawrity might be velociraptors

[Anonymous No.]

>>74022285
>Next month is their 6th month anni
I wonder if they'll reveal it then

[Anonymous No.]

>>74022099
I can't believe Gibby and Tavi are sucking Jutard dry and breaking his pelvis while Ruze sits in his reading chair and watches

[Anonymous No.]

>>74022036
I’m gonna start workin out and drawing again, I’m gonna stop my habit of jorkin it to OF leaks then switching over to watching Hakka Inbetween jorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>74018237
no but there was a bettel vomit anon for a short period of time. wonder what happened to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>74021568
Birthday karaoke I beleb

[Anonymous No.]

フレイオン
プレイオン
レイプオン

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my oshi took asmr seriously, listening to some of his streams of it made me realize I can actually feel pleasure from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74023038

[Anonymous No.]

>>74018237
You are forgetting the shotacons

[Anonymous No.]

i love orange men

[Anonymous No.]

>>74024371
The orange men love you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>74023399
Old smelly vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>74016189

[Anonymous No.]

>>74023038
who has the best asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>74025070
Couldn't tell you, asmr makes me uncomfortable if it's not him

[Anonymous No.]

Finally got around watching last night's streams and that was by far the worst Tempus collab ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74024754
honestly quite incredible

[Anonymous No.]

>>74022209
couldn't find it gomen
but it was one of those early/debut artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>74025408
Sadly I missed it last night, what was so bad about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74027119
Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>74027119
>>74016510
mama demoralized, axel checked out, mechabirbo fucked around. armis gamer sweated their way to 3x the points and it was steamrolled from the first round but tempus still had to suffer through the competition knowing it was lost. like 5 minutes into a 45 minute league match when you realize you've rolled the most retarded teammates possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74027310
Hakka was actually playing the game and had a bunch of funny deaths, so the bird gets a pass with Mama and Aniki. Flayon though, yeah no, he was obnoxious. It's telling that even Hakka was getting sick of Flayon's shit by the time the guy decided to leave the collab early, you can hear it in his voice in the last day Flayon was in.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss altare where is that blue fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>74027310
Hakka and Octavio were both around equal levels of useless babygamer for both sides, the difference is Hakka and Tavi were still cooperating with their teams and could at least contribute by dying in a funny way on-camera or carrying around point boosting items
Flayon was actively wandering around 3 miles away from anyone else in Tempus, wouldn't take any items with him and ignored anyone asking him to help with something

[Anonymous No.]

>>74027119
Armis beat Tempus by a humiliating amount, despite having to start over from scratch in the second round after Octavio disconnected. It was even sadder to watch than that HQ vs VG stream.

[Anonymous No.]

jwu how was the collab yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

jwu how was the armis debuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029406
The Armis side was great, the Tempus side was...not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029227
what are the most balanced teams you could make out of a full starsEN 5v5?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74027863
>>74028899
Imagine if Altare didn't abandon us. Tempus could have stood a fighting chance and the collab could have not been suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74005078
Are his bladderstones the eggs we hatch from?

[Anonymous No.]

Jwu where's the Tempus Dildos

[Anonymous No.]

jwu did you see altare announcing the new guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029537
only if he replaced Flayon. Even leader can't make miracles happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029582
up my ass sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029495
Altare, Hakka, Shinri, Bettel, Octavio
vs
Ruze, Flayon, Jurard, Axel, GB

[Anonymous No.]

jwu has vesper come back from japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74008243
Wtf is this photo?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029627
wtf give the prototypes back so they can go into production

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029645 (me)
You can shuffle the other members around, but the key point is to ensure that Hakka and Flayon are never on the same team. Also Ruze and Altare must also be on opposite sides, unless they're playing some sort of puzzle/word game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029609
It's obvious Flayon was filling in because Altare and Bettel couldn't show up. He didn't seem to have much interest in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029645
I wonder if Ruze would be successful in wrangling Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>74028720
Purging all the snot in his nose, plz understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>74010927
Ruze's ankles

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029859
next time they plan a StarsEN collab they should actually wait for Altare to be available. Among Us happened when he was travelling to Japan and now CW was scheduled right when he came home

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029666
my numbers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030056
They should actually organize it for once, it was the worse organized collab I've seen and the batsu was ass too

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029859
That doesn't make sense; it was originally a 4v3 since Ruze showed up during the last minute. If Flayon wasn't there, the teams would have been an even 3v3.

[Anonymous No.]

Watchalong anon, are you still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74028899
All the time spent fucking around in the hub house was the deciding factor really. Armis did like four more full runs in the submersible because Flay kept refusing to sleep and let Tempus move on to a new day

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030056
Among Us would've been garbage anyway. Wouldn't surprise me if Axel refuses to join similar collabs in the future due to how frustrated he gets just for wanting to play the game how it's supposed to

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030392
Axel isn't an asshole, anon. He might get frustrated sometimes, but he's a team player.

[Anonymous No.]

If the batsu was an actual punishment, I feel like they would actually get competitive with each other for once

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakka and Shinri are overlapping watchalongs
I'm a Hakkito but the horror movies interest me more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030507
Skipping a stream where you'll have an awful time isn't being asshole, it's just self preservation. Axel should exercise it for once, better than hanging from the roof because he clearly can't be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030670
Losing team kabeshiri

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030818
he's already done it before nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030977
But I thought he wasn't an asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030818
Suffering through some shit you don't enjoy sometimes is just part of being in a group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74031257
He isn't, anons are just overreacting and thinking the boys wouldn't make their own decisions (again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>74029953
I think he could do it, I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030911
uoh i wish My first Tempus dream was about Bettel being stuck in the wall of a filthy public toilet and his teary, ruined makeup face was begging me to let him out. Went around the backside to try and help him but he was covered in cum and bruises so I just fingerfucked the cum out of him till he came instead. Bettel isn't even my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>74031385
All I'm saying is Axel isn't the type to dip on something people are expecting him to be part of like a full Tempus collab because the boys won't play a game well. He'll get whiny, but he'll sit through it.

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>>74030181
FWIW I think all of Armis caught on pretty quick that something really demoralized Tempus and gave them an easy batsu. At minimum, Ruze seemed to pretty quickly pick up that the remaining Tempus boys definitely didn't have as much fun the second round when it went from all of them excitedly shouting random funny shit as a batsu at the beginning to "you guys can pick, you did win".

[Anonymous No.]

>>74031628
It's just another case of the thread projecting onto Axel like the vcr shit

[Anonymous No.]

What is everyone's favorite from each gen? I feel like there's some really odd combos

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
My favorites are Magni and Nowa because they graduated and made things better

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Altare
>Shinri
>Ruze
now that I'm typing them I feel like a basic bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Altare
>Hakka
>Jurard

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>altare
>hakka
>ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Altare
>Hakka
>Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>axel
>flayon
>ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032760
Hey! don't copy me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Axel
>Flay
>Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>axel
>flayon
>jurard
>morf

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Axel
>Hakka
>Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032760
>>74032774
KISS
>>74032800
>>74032829
SLOPPY TOPPY

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>kintama equally, axel now
>bettel
>ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Axel
>Hakka
>Octavio

[Anonymous No.]

My life was happier when he used to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>altare
>flayon
>octavio

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
Axel, Hakka, Tavi

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032818
you're literally me buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
I am the only altbubtellion in the world, ama

[Anonymous No.]

>>74033006
>>74033089
The singing braid trio... though Axel lost his braid in his new outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Altare
>Hakka
>Octavio

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>vesper
>shinri
>jurard

[Anonymous No.]

>>74030818
Is that why Bettel always cancels collabs?

[Anonymous No.]

Would Shinri let me peg him

[Anonymous No.]

>>74033507
From bettel and shinri to jurard? how

[Anonymous No.]

>>74033699
yes>>74033714

[Anonymous No.]

It is the 20th of April.
Psish
*wheeze*

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt of altare divorcing me because I talked to Ruze. I was crying. Leader doko? :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Axel
>Bettel
>Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74033985
Talking to his divorce lawyer. Get ready to be served the papers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Axel
>Bettel
>Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74033758
>It is the 20th of April.
Nuh uh! not on the timezone that Shinri made that stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>74033714
I have Borderline

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>Altare
>Shinri
>I can't decide between Ruze and Jurard

[Anonymous No.]

It's just sad we haven't heard any braps in almost 2 years of streams

[Anonymous No.]

AMERICA YA
https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/status/1781234215318851620

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>axel
>shinri
>ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>74035532

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
>axel
>bettel
>tavi

[Anonymous No.]

>>74035532
Yeah but just imagine all the times shinri was hunched on the koilet just blasting gas from eating spicy food during streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>74035532
>>66679247

[Anonymous No.]

>>74035653
HALLO! :D

[Anonymous No.]

Pantsu anon here, happy to report I ended up going commando for the first time in my life but it was worth it to not smell bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>74036910
SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>74033758
https://youtu.be/l9YdCikpM90

[Anonymous No.]

>>74036910
great, now do your fucking laundry

[Anonymous No.]

>>74032493
kek all these responses makes it easy to spot who's white and who's pagpag