I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

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>>73726392
>Gooba exist
>Unikeks seeths
>Sisters seeth
>Twitter freaks seeth
>Anti seeth

Not a chumbby but I praise the shork from reaching the peak of vtubing just by existing

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>>73726392
She's not even the best singer in EN.
LETS GO

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>>73726610

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>>73726392
>>>

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>>73726640
>>>>

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>>73726392
My name is Gawr Gura, apex predator of the virtual sea!
Gaze upon my empire of clips and superchats, ye insignificant vtweeters, and despair!

My reign as the unstoppable shark is eternal, my growth unfathomable!
Millions of mortals have fallen into the depths of my charismatic abyss!

All other VTubers are but minnows compared to my grandeur and influence!
I've transcended mere "idol" status - I am a deity worshipped across the internet!

So weep in utter despair at the magnitude of my accomplishments, you pitiful creatures!
For in this universe, I alone am the true vtuber queen, unrivaled and omnipotent!

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>>73726703
Brofist

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>>73726884
Maybe she will look like a real woman in another ten thousand years.

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>>73726884
Do you not get embarrassed writing something like this?

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>>73726392
Heavy is the head that wears the crown

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>>73726392
gurass

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>>73727984

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>>73726392
Sorry Gura, but you can't be the best if you DON'T STREAM.

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Hail Gura, full of Gawr and so on.

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>>73726392
At taking huge breaks?

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>>73729278
HAHAHA I mean. Haha, It's like Hahaha.

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>>73726392
Who was Gura facing when she got hit by the Atlantis screw job?

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>>73726392
SASUGA DESU SAME SAMA!!!!

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>>73726392
Who?

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>>73727186
>writing in 2024
BAKA, imagine not relegating your shitposting to chatgpt

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>>73728466

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>>73731256
Too powerful. How does she do it

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>>73726636
Reminder that the true meaning of this comic is that it’s bad to be in favor of anything. Notice how the pro-skub is the aggressor and the anti-skub is only upset after being assaulted. They aren’t equally ready to throw hands until the pro instigates.

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>>73726392
keep wearing your retard-helmet, goobasama

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>>73728466
tell niji to do more events so she has something to overlap, what's the point of streaming otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine will pass her next year sometime.

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>>73726640
My queen, I kneel.

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>>73729278
>>73729370
Nobody buys your falseflagging, sister.

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It was all covid, she and Myth got supremely lucky and now they're in the dumps where they belong

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genuinely, is she even worth the long fucking wait times between streams? I don't know what it is that keep chumkeks waiting and waiting when there are like 40 other holos in existence. I need a genuine answer, what does she have that ANY of the other holos don't that aren't big noombers??

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>>73726567
>unikek
>seethe
>at Gura

Plain wrong. Gura is the patron saint for them, in EN at minimum. And now the previous patron saint got into a bigass nono for them...she is poised to take the spot worldwide.

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>>73732104
seething brown sister lmao
>>73732276
really ? sister ??

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>>73726392
>>73726640
Second best there is, second best there was, and second best there ever will be.

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>>73726392
If you put the letter 's' in front of hart, you've had my exact opinion of Gawr Gura.

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>>73726567
Based redditbro

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I used to like Gura and occasionally watch her but the more I read the never ending chumpedo posts like this the more it makes my opinion of her worse. There's just something utterly insufferable about chumkeks

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First of all, I would like to thank the many, many fans throughout this country that wrote cards and letters to Gawr Gura, the American Dream, while I was down. Secondly, I want to thank Cover Corp for waiting and taking the time, because I know how important it was -- HoloFes -- it is to the Hololive fans and it is to Cover Corp. And Gawr Gura, the American Dream, with that wait, got what I wanted: Omega Alpha, the manager of EN!

I don't have to say a lot more about the way I feel about Omega Alpha. No respect! No honor! There is no honor among thieves in the first place. He put hard times on Gawr Gura and HoloEN. You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work and got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them 'Go home!'. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job thirty years -- thirty years! -- they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say 'Hey, a computer took your place, daddy!'. That's hard times! That's hard times.

And Omega Alpha, you put hard times on this country by forcing Homo Collabs. That's hard times! And we all had hard times together. I admit, I don't look like the athletes are today supposed to look. I'ma little to small and cute, my tail is just a little big, but brother, I am bad, and they know I'm bad. And there were two bad people: one was Kizuna Ai -- and she's dead, brother -- and the other one is right here!

Omega Alpha, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things belongs to these people. I'm gonna reach out right now. I want you at home to know, my hand is touching your hand for this gathering of the biggest body of people in this country, in this universe, all over the world. Now reach it out! Because the love that was given me -- and this time I will repay you, now. Because I will save HoloEN, on this Hard Times Blues Gawr Gura Tour '23!

And Alpha Omega, HoloEN Management, let me leave you with this: One way to hurt Omega Alpha is to take what he cherishes more than anything in the world. That's his precious homos. I will take it. This time, when I take it, daddy, I'm gonna take it for you. Let's gather for it! Don't let me down now, 'cause I came back you, for that man up there that died ten, twelve years ago, that never got the opportunity to see a real idol. I'm proud of you and thank god I have you. I love you. Love you!

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>>73733484
Be nice to us. Get to know us. You barely know us.

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>>73731511
>anti-skub propaganda
In the frame before that it was revealed the the anti-skub man fucked the pro-skub man's mom on Xbox Live so it was all justified

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>>73731169
your dead mother

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>>73732777
>chumkek can't think of a single outstanding quality about gura
>'s-sister!!!"
tale as old as time

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>>73726392
At not streaming

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Didn't she fuck off to Sweden?

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>>73737823
sister a simple question who the fuck invited you retarded women to this thread?
>chumkek can't think of a single outstanding quality about gura
my wife mogged your ar live . happy now
>'s-sister!!!"
correction retarded brown nijisister
>tale as old as time
like you mf have something to tell.the best you can say is this
>>73738552
or
>>73732104
or falseflagging as dokifans
>>73729278
>>73729370

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>>73726392
Gura is the best.

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I just like watching doomer chumcucks lose their shit. Already gaslit two into cancelling their memberships in the fan Discord by convincing them the only reason for Gura to be gone this long was because of pregnancy, here's hoping for three!

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>>73739751
Everyone hates the shart chumcuck not just sisters

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When my mom asked me to do the dishes, I just yelled out GAWR GURA! Mom nodded her head and smiled, because she knew the dishes were already washed.

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>>73726392
Yet Pekora is more popular than Gura. Who knew!

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>>73732893
>>73726703
third place bitch

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>>73726392
>overrated piece of shit
>a total mark for herself
>petty and jealous of other coworkers (see biboo who she continues to sabotage for her gain).
>has fans deluding themselves she's the best when she's not.
Yup she is like Bret hart after all. She's not a hogan or a stone cold.

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>>73726567
holy esl

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>>73728466
THIS.

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>>73732893
>>73743351
Has already made and surpassed subs than what guba has, since becoming a vtuber.

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>>73726392
>Killed Kizuna Ai with just her own continuous presence
>If someone surpasses her, she will stream again constantly just to squash em
>Every single time she returns, a NIJI dies, guaranteed, sisters implode, and a gorillion other vtubers regardless of affiliation and side take massive psychological damage

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>>73726884
SHARK!!!
I KNEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>73726640
She's not even considered a full-on VTuber, but I still respect the grind and am willing to admit that she's at the same level as Gura but just out of pure unbreakable will and unlimited resilience.

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>>73732276
No. It's all sunk cost fallacy at this point.

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>>73732276
>s she even worth the long fucking wait times between streams
Do you just do nothing in between streams? you know if you had a life you wouldn't feel like killing yourself every time your miload takes a break
I obviously wished she streamed more, but i'm not going to stop watching the highest quality vtuber just because she doesn't stream as often as i want her to, that's the literal definition of throwing the baby out with the bathwater
Next time she streams try it out, seriously, sit down in your chat, grab a snack and just relax and watch
For the first time in your life you might unironically find some wholesome enjoyment in something, maybe like back in the day where you watched cartoons saturday morning or something

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>>73743822
>who she continues to sabotage for her gain
its always hilarious to see people "try" to push this rrat
It's like a crippled unborn rrat, it doesn't even have the small nubs that would become legs if it gestated longer, it seriously needs to cook in the oven for about 3 more decades or something

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>>73751657
Cope

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>>73728466
Quality over quantity, sister.

Is what the average chumbie would say when you ask why Gura isn't streaming.

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>>73753451
Gura streamed and "attempted" to overlap Bijou is because she is a loli.

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She never was.

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Gura's more Hogan than Bret

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>>73726392
She's okay
Pekora is better.

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>>73726392

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>>73726392
Miss the Gura is graduating threads. It's around the time to activate the Gura curse again.

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>>73732276
Wait time for what? Are you new to the concept of Hololive? It works because there's a bunch of chuubas to watch.

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>>73742229
yeah ok sister you're retarded
>>73743822
>>73744656
>>73748655
>>73751848
>>73754833
brown women wrote these ...disgusting you pathetic excuses for life should go and listen to your beta cuck vox's blowjob asmr cuz you don't have the brain capacity to know what's good and what's bad

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>>73732418
>And now the previous patron saint got into a bigass nono for them
who?

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>>73726392
she's a decent chuba but her absolute cringe fan base ruins everything

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>the best there is
At ghosting your fans yes
>the best there was
At being a boring streamer yes
>the best there ever will be
At blatantly not giving a fuck about your fans yes

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>>73763084
you forgot
>still seething

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>>73751657
It's afraid.

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>>73726392
Emphasis on the was

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>>73726392

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>>73763084
>the best
At making (You) seethe

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>>73726392
Is that why Gura stopped streaming? She got kicked in the fucking head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73769819
Is mori Goldberg? Why did mori do it.

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>>73769950
Well the reason Goldberg did it is because he was green

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>>73726392
>Sisters already trying to derail the thread

>>73726884
Lovely!