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Look at my cute shark wife

>> No.73719461

Why didn't she overlap Biboo's special birthday streams today? Didn't she hate the Gem? Gura uncharacteristically went to much effort to overlap and attempt to mog all of Biboo's early streams last year, Today would've been a perfect time for her to do that again and destroy the rock cunny's motivation. And yet no Gura today?? This is quite surprising.

>> No.73719518

>>7371941
she only has enough strength to overlap one stream per weekend.

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>>73718553
I really like your cute shark wife

>> No.73719879

>>73718553
I'm happy for you and your cute shark wife.

>> No.73720342

>>73719461
perhaps gura is feeling a tad bit merciful today and allowed Bijou to stream unhindered. My shark oshi has a big gentle heart after all

>> No.73720394

That's a literal child

>> No.73721398

>>73720394
Out of ten

>> No.73721485

>>73719461
She was satisfied already by devouring the entire NijiEN concert, so thank you NijiEN for doing something useful for me!

>> No.73721614

>>73718553
I made this post

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>>73719461
>Gura uncharacteristically went to much effort to overlap
Thinking gura knows about anything else going on at any point
Her overlapping anyone else is entirely coincidental, she just basically spins a wheel with a thousand different outcomes to check if she should stream that day or not, and you should take your meds if you don't think thats the case

>> No.73722135

>>73719461
You are actually retarded, it was never Biboo she overlapped in debut it was Nerissa. Bibooo just always streamed way too long so literally everyone would overlap her if they choose to stream. Nerissa was deliberate

>> No.73722243

>>73720394
T u T

>> No.73723881

>>73718553
kys pedo

>> No.73724520

>>73722135
but think about it, literally some of Gura's streams back then was "custom tailored" to match Bijou's streams in length. She didn't go that far with Nerissa, but did so with Biboo. And mind you this is Gura who almost never intentionally prolongs her streams. Literally the only times we've seen her do that is when she's streaming at the same time as Biboo. THAT can't be mere coincidence.

>> No.73724582

>>73722135
why would Gura target Rissa? They have nothing in common. Every sense of logic would tell her to target Biboo instead (which she did ofc)

>> No.73724627

>>73719461
because she's preparing to graduate

>> No.73724685

>>73721485
I'll give her that. A full day after that shitshow the Nijisisters are STILL seething and frothing in the mouths at Gura mogging their precious "3D" concert.
I did saw a rrat saying it was Mumei's idea however? If true, then that could be her way of avenging her friend Doki lol

>> No.73724953

>>73724520
> to match Bijou's streams in length
Gura is not a schizo unlike you subhuman Adventniggers that are already on a par with nijinigs in that regard. In one stream she even ended it as soon as her holocure collection was finished but to you niggers this is still somehow controversial . You faggots have been doing nothing but shit up this place ,god I hate Advent so much, those leeches are a mistake

>> No.73726426

>>73718553
ok shion

>> No.73726446

>>73724582
They're probably thinking of them both being into citypop and trying to incite more fanbase warring.

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>>73718553

>> No.73729248

>>73724953
Hey now don't lump Adventniggers with those Nijisisters. Them Nijis are the absolute lowest scum of the earth that even the worst of the chumpedos wouldn't dare approach.

>> No.73729292

>>73724953
>Gura is not a schizo
and you are already Wrong right at the very beginning if your argument, retard.

>> No.73729417

>>73724685
>Mumei planned the collab
Holy shit if that is true then it hits even better, they get to mog Niji hard AND she also gets to have some revenge for her friend hahah

>> No.73729463

>>73718553
Lazy fart shark

>> No.73729492

Someone should lay your shark wife on a skateboard and kinda push it away with their foot so she travels down some kinda automatic skateboard course. Maybe have some ska punk as well

>> No.73730397

>>73729248
shut up pebblecuck and back to work, you need lots of money to fund her FF fuckboy's condoms. Nigga definitely has been helping her a lot on hololive stuff since he was a nousagi and one dumb bitch can't do all of this alone. However, If Bijou already ditched him tho, that would make a very nasty and heartless woman, you also don't want that to be true pebcuck

>> No.73730510

>>73724520
>stream in shark hours
>suprised that you get overlapped by shark
Retard
>oh but she doesn't stream consist-
It's still shark hours, stream there at your own risk. You can't walk across a highway with your eyes and ears closed and then cuss at drivers that hit you, it makes no sense

>> No.73732099

>>73730510
listen retard, the universal rule in streaming hours is that if you DON'T consistently stream in your supposed "shark hours" you DON'T get the right to claim it as your own. Gura certainly has LOST that right since 2021. SO fuck off with that "b-bu-but its Gura hours reeeee!" excuse.
There is no "shark hours". Not anymore.

>> No.73733316

>>73732099
>new cunny joins Hololive
>Gura gets low-key alarmed by the possibility of her chumpedos flocking to the newcomer
>suddenly returns to her FORMER timeslot that she no longer owns because she gave up on streaming regularly thus voiding her so-called 'exclusive rights' to that timeslot
>Gura overlaps hard, 100% expecting Bijou to get scared & capitulate to the shark cunnygod
>more people start to notice it, even fucking /#/ notices the ongoing overlapping war and dubbed it as the Dogfights, closely monitors the whole thing
>Gura SURPRISED when the Gem actually stands her ground instead of backing away in submission and completely changing her streaming hours
>Gura maintains the overlapping nonetheless
>slowly realizes the new loli is a fucking streaming monster that doesn't stop
>also realizes she doesn't have the energy and time to actually keep challenging Biboo for much longer
>simply decides to fade away like she normally does, just occasionally returning for shilling duties as COVER's mascot
>literally everyone notices her actions EXCEPT the chumbuds


that's pretty much the gist of it kek

>> No.73735641

>>73718553
I'm looking so hard ToT

>> No.73738282

>>73718553

>> No.73738447

>>73718553
I am looking now what?

>> No.73738508

>>73732099
>the universal rule
Queens make their own rules
Shark hours will always be shark hours, no matter how much you cope and seethe

>> No.73740641

>>73738508
do I have to repeat myself for you to understand that there is NO "shark hours" because she doesn't get that right to own that specific timeslot? Am I talking to a wall here? Enough of your excuses retard.

>> No.73740874

>>73729463
hot

>> No.73740930

>>73740641
you dont get it retard

>> No.73740933

>>73740874
cunny sex, even.

>> No.73741003

>>73740930
you're the one who doesn't get it. Looks like I'm really talking to a wall here after all.

>> No.73742545

>>73718553
You've got a great taste in girls.

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