/jong/ - Mahjong Vtuber General

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Big Rabbit Edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams>
Idols:
Nina is continuing to derank in Master 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP7WzMznq-c [Embed] [Embed]
Matatabi is deranking in Master 2 as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3Q2ctuT44 [Embed] [Embed]
Elu is deranking in Expert 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kghuQJC0EMs [Embed] [Embed]
Toki deals in to a mostly closed Daisangen in ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FdP6Ku0m9g&t=15223s [Embed] [Embed]

Bros:
Tileman is now kekxpert. He's doing some type of donathon or something.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2114756378

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf (Saint)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOcEVKQaXA [Embed] [Embed] (Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Jong news

- Khubie is hosting a tournement April 20th. See the tweet to sign up. https://twitter.com/khubiez/status/1775321032624070962

- /mjg/ translated and put up a WWYD book on the repo that includes bakyou and responses from 3 high ranked tenhou players with their reasoning, check it out.

- Tileman has fallen. His jade throne revealed to be gilded. He is now a gold master.

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky Yaku is...Yakuhai! Honor pons! While a single han may not seem exciting, yakuhai gives your hand the speed to shut down your enemies! Your opponent can't win points if you win first! The ultimate defense!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig/
>>>/vt/asp/
>>>/vt/wasp/
>>>/vt/mayo/

>>73544720

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>tileman has a harem
>I don't
the end is here.

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SEX with BUNNYS!!!

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jong madden

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I just secured 2nd for a rage quitter by killing my shimo in two deal ins

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>>73696128
>[Embed] [Embed]

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>>73692981
3/4, thanks for playing cat

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This just confirms that every anon that jongs will be raped.

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>>73696611
started again

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>>73696653
rape with anons!

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im sorry for making fun of you golf anon i shot 110 today...

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She's only been gone for a week you fucks. THIS ISNT EVEN THE FIRST TIME SHES BEEN GONE FOR A WEEK WHY ARE YOU ALREADY RAPING??

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>>73697067
You guys don't rape for fun?

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>>73697042
wow anon, that's a lotta golfs! you must be very good!

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>>73697178

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>>73697067
jong connect?

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>>73696611
WJ

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well jonged! time to catch up on my favourite vtweeter's tweets!

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wj

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>>73692981
well jonged

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Shame the nyagger for turning down daisangen. Shame, Shame!

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>>73699467
I was still trying to get shousangen man cmon

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>>73699467
>logs

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>>73699522
Shame Shame!

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>>73699545
don't look at my logs I was multitasking I swear

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>on a luckshitting streak
>have to leave for work
it's over

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Sex with little girls

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>>73697042
Get what you fucking deserve.

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>>73697067
Its been longer, much, much longer...

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>>73700120
>50/50
Buy a fortune charm gweilo.

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>>73700315
Why when I can roll event chars easy for free?

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>>73697067
Replace the bottom one with gold room tileman.

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someone just ippatsu tusmo'd a double riichi on east 1.. my flow is gone

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I may have been born in a Dublin street, but I wouldn't mind Khubie's lovely english feet walking all over me

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>not going to be able to jong for a week

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>>73705260
rip

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>>73705260

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>>73705260
hope you don't lose too many people on your friend's list

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>>73705260
play on your phone

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>>73707253
Won't have reception.

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New thread, I can wanna kill myself properly again.

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converse

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>>73710022
I'm busy

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>>73710074
Working on cards right? Right...?

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>>73710022
I haven't worn any since I was in high school.

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>>73710127
Making boss monsters is hard when you don't want to just slap omni negates on everything

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>>73710249
you should work for Konami

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>>73710249
Who's getting made into boss cards, or are you going for more general concepts for them instead of posters? Could make an exodia sort of game winning effect from a few of them being in hand/on the board at the same time.

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>>73710402
Khubie is one. I was considering also making /jong/Enemy Tileman into one.

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If I can manage to get into kekspert tomorrow I'm gonna FOC until the collab is over

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>>73710545
What are you going to do when the event forces you to play ranked?

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MJS is going to have maintenance for 8 hours tomorrow so they fix a spelling mistake

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>>73710773
nta but the only restrictions I've seen from events has been no AI games right? Worse case is they could play sanma or casual.

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>>73710849
what's the mistake?

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>>73710886
I think the cup event was only ranked or the shitty event mode, but yeah he could just play sanma.

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>>73710773
This makes it sound like you can do it all in their shitty event mode

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>>73711050
>Pippa comes back to doing random late night games again
>Its event mode spam like during the fate crossover

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>>73711207
damn its good to not be a capipi

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>>73711292
Brag about it... I'd still take it, the late night games were fun.

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I stopped watching streams full stop

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>>73711512

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>>73714542
Sorry, about half way there.

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>>73715043
its been 15 seconds anon...its cute at first but you don't want to be too nervous around girls like us

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the 3djong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFwHC9piCd4

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>>73696128
nikola so thick

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>>73715204

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nice thread vtumors

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>>73717958
~Thanks UwU~ *glomps u*

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>>73718273
Thanks for stopping by homo

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>>73718528
sirs...I kept clicking the thumbnail trying to redeem the picture...

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>>73718986
retardchama...

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>>73696128
that is one chonky fellow

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deranking game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOj0bO4WbYw

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Twitch is something else.

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>>73719310
>deranked
Man being M1 is all the rage, so glad im in on the fad

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>>73719516
she instantqueued so she's on her way back to gold room

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>>73719556
Nah, the instaqueue means strong mental, she'll be fine.

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>>73719593(me)
Nevermind, not pushing that tenpai means she's fucked, she'll fold her way down to gold.

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>>73719746
If we can get her and nina to fall back to gold, we would only need one more disgraced master to make a yonma where they fight to the death to see who makes it back to jade

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Reminder to update matatabi as being M1 in the OP

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I can't wait to snipe Nina when she hits gold

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>>73720431
Im going to snipe you sniping nina

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>>73720431
wouldn't it be faster to just get to jade

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Why is window capture fucked for the soul client?

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>>73721641
it works for me if I change the capture method

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>>73721729
I just have to get used to the yellow border shit huh?

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>>73721641
the MJS client runs in admin mode for some reason
try running OBS in admin mode as well (haven't tested myself)

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I think this works...brain hort...too much card text...

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>>73722927
Yeah, that's too much text. I took off the DiFi. Just pretend you didn't see that first one

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>>73723042
I forgot to give her the synchro typing...why do these cards have to do this to me...

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We missed Doragon's stream bump.

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Bruh I wanna go to bed, someone wake up...

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>>73728059
You don't need to sleep.

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Ah, thats how he's stacking it. These are the viewer gift sub game rules.

GOLDATHON in 12 HOURS - featuring:
•ATTACK ON REZUUL EVENT• $960 Goal
Starts midstream when goal is reached!
There will be 4 games, first-come-first-serve.
You get one East Only, 5+10, no tips, local yaku.
You will get a giftsub from me equal in tier to how much higher you place than me, e.g. if you get 1st and I 4th, you get a tier 3 sub.
If you're already subbed to me or hate emotes of my cat, you can get a giftsub to another channel.
If you place lower than me, well, I can't force you to pay reparations by subscribing, but it might make you feel better.

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>>73726553
wat

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>>73731052
What? It is a hand.

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Now watching Gomochi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGZSHQK7-v4

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Back just in time to BUMP!

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Would there be a situation where you would skip a double riichi, or do you always go for it?

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>>73734341
If you can see that you could easily improve your hand why not? Double riichi is just one extra hand and the longer the match goes the easier it is to read it

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>>73734452
One extra han*

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I don't have a creative bump...

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>watch a vtuber because they were playing mahjong
>they stop playing mahjong
>stop watching them
it hurts...

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>>73737149
Many such cases.

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https://www.twitch.tv/ross_wu

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>>73737149
So any whore is fine so long as she plays mahjong??

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>>73738997
>furry
*vomits*

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>>73739337
Yeah now go live

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>>73728059
you don't need to wake up

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>>73738997
those links with no message are always cursed

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>>73739337
If she isn't retarded and knows how to actually play, yes.

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>>73739337
If she is retarded and has no idea how to play, yes.

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Slowing climbing, never again close to deranking.

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>>73742470

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So with people who actually put effort deranking to low master and expert, where does that leave us casual nobodies?
Are we really destined to end up as spiritual adepts?

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>>73743794
with hard folding and some efficiency training it would be easy to get to expert

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>>73728750
I look forward to the absolute meltdown in /pcg/ if pips shows up for a game.

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>>73743794
Just play until you get a lucky streak, famous cat made it all the way to expert 2 once before his luck ran out.

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>>73743794
i mean if youre a casual then why does it matter what rank you are? if you want to rank up (making you not casual) then practice your efficiency a little between games
https://sagisawa.0am.jp/akochandaaaaa/?q=1059452860

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>>73744592
You know damn well she's getting that $50 reward.

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>>73745369
I swear, occultanon cursed me man; probably used one of those ignoble piss rituals he's bragged about

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>>73745487
Cuckposters will be eating good

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>>73745646
BOY WILL I

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>>73745506
whatever black magic you used wore off, I remember looking at your stats and seeing some insane win efficiency and ura dora rate for that hot streak you had when you got to expert
and then the immediate crash with ~19% deal in rate

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>>73745646
>>73745681
>cuckposters are so starved they consider a $50 donation a feast
How far they have fallen.

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>>73745506

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>>73745506
>Anon can't even dispel a witch's curse
You wouldn't have this problem if you were a great and powerful left hand path ceremonial magician such as I.

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>not good at mahjong
>not really a large part of my content either
>still fantasize about getting a custom themed tile set
Why am I like this

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>>73748505
youre just a rat in a cage and the cheese is on the other side

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>>73748505
You're just like me for real for real!

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>>73748505
At least you don't keep looking at autotables despite having no friends that play mahjong closer than a 6 hour flight away.

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>>73749245
>get a pilot's license
>buy an airplane
EZ

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>almost got 4th because a chink open kan'd 3 times and I dealt into ura 5
help

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This thread is not long for this world.

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Im so glad this thread is free from the /mjg/ dama drama cancer that I cause

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>>73752265
>that I cause

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>>73752265
Don't bring that drama here!

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>>73745506
>ignoble piss rituals
Excuse me? there is nothing ignoble about cursing a luckshitter

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>>73752406
you're the one that got >names'd and got 100 posts of dama shitposting awhile back though

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>>73752560
None of those were my posts.

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>>73752265
at least dama /here/ so I can see people actually mad instead of just shitposting

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Forget shit, piss and drama.
Concentrate on planning how you're gonna crash the golden friendlies and make that fucker quit mahjong for good.

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>>73752853
first I would have to get to gold

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>>73753004
Do you need to be gold for it?

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>>73752853
I'm grinding silver tonpuu as hard as I can, it's killing my will to live

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>>73753118
I will not show my face anywhere if I'm not gold first, not even here

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>>73753356
Half of the thread is adeptchads though.

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>>73753982
Here's a card idea for you
Return To Adept
>Target monster loses all effects and its attack and defense are set to 500 until the end of the turn
Probably needs a drawback, but I'm not familiar with ygo.

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>>73754411
modern yugioh is so broken that basically everything I've made so far is probably not even good enough to be competitive.

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>>73754466
honestly, my best idea for a deck using the jong cards is rank 3 xyz because of how most of them summon each other and lack offensive effects iirc

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make a derank exodia set

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>>73754466
Something that even actual Yugioh players fail to understand is that there's a difference between "competitive" and "playable", and that even competitive decks have a range in what that means. The issue with the /jong/ cards at a glance is that outside of banishing themselves when they leave the field, there's not actually a coherent theme or gameplan that it's going for. It's similar to a lot of older archetypes like Harpies or Roids from the DM/GX era where they're in essence just cards with a bunch of random effects stapled on to them. They're unified by sharing a name, but otherwise aren't actually meant to be played together as an actual strategy. A card like Khubie giving full on blanket immunity to your entire field is absurdly bonkers especially for the investment needed to summon her for example, but the deck doesn't really do anything with the protection, and if she's outed, it basically can't recover.
Also I know it's all just for fun, but a personal gripe that I have with custom cards in general is that they tend to lean super hard into using design practices that aren't actually prevalent in the game and are rare exceptions used to patch something up for flavor. Salamangreat was mocked as feeling like a custom card deck because of its overuse of "This card is always treated as" because it's such an uncommon thing for cards to actually do
Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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>>73757243
I changed how that card works. And I still have boss monsters to make.

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>>73757459
I believe in you card maker anon, make us proud. I do think it's fun to see them posted. Probably because I brainstormed a custom card making stream once and never went through with it

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Mikoanon cute! Mikoanon rape!

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>>73757993
We can pretend it's rape

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>>73757940
since you're here, I was thinking about making "Local 1 View", a link 1.
Yeah, I know about the reminder text thing, but I want to have funny names for cards since I can't come up with that many jong puns. Rescue-ace gets away with it at least

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>>73758344
In direct contradiction to what I said before, my gut instinct is to make the Link 1 add the field spell from deck to hand, even though that was mostly used specifically for cards related to the Vrains anime. Seems like they all also have either 500 or 1000 ATK too.
It's no biggie, like I said it's just a personal thing from seeing so many custom cards over the years. Konami localization is questionable at best but if it were a real card, I could see them naming it something like A /jong/er Has Enabled Local Yaku! for example

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>>73757243
Did you make one for our resident /jong/ warlock >>73752512 (?)
yet?

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>>73758984
If you're interested in the archetype as a whole, here's the current card list.
https://files.catbox.moe/o4gbga.png
Still planned: Maybe a link 1 though I have no idea about the power level, a level 9 synchro boss monster that interacts with banished /jong/ cards, A few more funny in-flavor spells/traps that no one would play if they were actually printed. I'll probably rework local yaku to be more in theme and make it a continuous trap (because it should be one)
>>73759654
I will try to add curses.

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>>73759704
>juuuuuuudge! anon is trying to add a spell/trap to his hand every turn!

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>>73760017
The flavor is that he plays alone and gets a friendly room when he dies.

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>>73760102
rules-as-written, the flavour is we keep making friendly rooms long after he's gone lel
I know that the trigger effect makes sense and is (I think) worded correctly, but in English, one might infer that as long as it [is banished] it can activate again and again

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>>73760387
I...didn't think of the flavor like that.
Yugioh psct is funny. I even have to have 2 once per turn clauses on that card because the summoning condition being once per turn is separate from the effect being once per turn.

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>>73760487
I think "When (...) :" makes the English equal the psct, but I'm not sure if the effect is precisely the same because I haven't graduated from duel academy

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>>73760580
>When
https://yugioh-x13.fandom.com/wiki/Missing_the_Timing
We don't use "When" in this thread.

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>>73759704
Would the piss curse be the majsoul stardust?
>>73760580
There's a mechanic in Yugioh called "missing the timing", where an optional effect can fail to activate based on its wording. "When...You can" means that the effect can't activate if the condition (being banished in this case) is not the last thing to happen, eg as chain link 2 or higher, or if an effect at chain link 1 doesn't process simultaneously. "If...You can" will allow it to be activated during the next open timing, regardless of when the condition was met

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>>73759704
Mikoanon cute! When are you collabing with Nova?

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>>73758122
>Mikoanon is a whore that likes to be violated
Today I learned.

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>>73739828
I did though

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>>73761991
grim

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>>73745681

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https://poal.me/gmguor

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>>73762246
Has anyone done the math to see how likely it is?

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It is with great humbleness I announce that it is Mom-Jong Monday. I'm Mama Ubume and I'll be playing Mahjong Soul tonight. I'm pretty bad at Mahjong, so watch me get absolutely dominated by catgirls, live, on Twitch, while I make lewd and cringey comments. Going live at 8PM EST (20 mins.)

www.twitch.tv/MamaUbume

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https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul
Tileman is about to start his 24hr Gold Room escapades.

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>>73764000
Shan't

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There's a couple of you guys. not sure which character to pick.

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>>73762739
Assuming he gets enough donations and actually has the stamina to play properly the entire time it looks likely, giving him 2 hours for fucking around/breaks/friendlies he'll have time for 33 40 minute hanchans. He needs to average 30.3 points a game for comparison, our kekspert 3s averaged -7.5 and +6.6 over their last 30 games, our deranking master 1s averaged 28 and 33.1 on their last 30 games before promotion. All he has to do is be at least as lucky as them.

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>>73764342
>just be as lucky as this
I don't think he's ranking up in those 33 hanchans

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>>73764264
Probably go for the one that streams the most/consistently. Not me.

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>>73764000
>people voted for the nyagger tileface
He's so fucked.

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>50 sub bomb
Who and why.
rrats? Pippa alt?

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I use the cat tiles and don't understand why people don't like them.

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>>73765091
She woke up a bit ago, so either that or one of her whales she passed off.

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Oh fuck me, there is a had cut in the gold shimmer effect on his model that I can't unsee now.

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>>73765145
We know fuzzy i think theyre ok

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>>73765311
fuck you I see it now

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>>73765145
the man characters being a slight bit different probably messes with them I'm assuming?

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>>73765145
they're very cluttered

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>>73765145
It's a neat idea, I just hope they make more tile fronts

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>>73765145
I have them on too, I don't really notice any difference between them when I'm actually playing

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Tileman is letting chat decide his discards. Now is a good time to sabotage him.

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>>73767334
jokes on him I'd accidentally discard the right tile

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I'm going to snipe the furry sniping tileman

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>>73768336
Send him home!

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>>73767334
Thats a short term goal, instead think of how much we can talk shit if we win handedly and his gold room games go poorly?

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I don't like this, I'm happy that tileman is out of fourth?

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>>73769847
>We
We are out of 4th. His giddy energy is infectious.

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causing a chink to derank is always a time to celebrate

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is that chink's name the god of death or something

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I'm more invested in this game than my own ranked games.

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>>73769847
its no fun to constatly watch him lose. the fall is whats fun, and you cant fall farther than rock bottom

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>>73770243
This isn't rock bottom.

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>>73770274
theres no way hes deranking back to A3 so for me it is

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>he's getting cocky now
he's going to get 4th next game

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we fucking did it

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>>73770715
His cat is.

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>>73770799
his cat is hopefully better than him at mahjong

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He's not going to keep this up the entire game right? I'm getting second hand embarrassment.

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This became real cringe real fast.

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>Instantly lost like 30 views
Understandable.

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I feel like this might have been a bad idea.

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you fucked up tileman

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>>73771069
Should have gotten a lapel mic and put it on his cat while he played.

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your numbers tileman...

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someone let me know when this game is over, I only like to watch cute girls make autistic noises and not say anything

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>>73771193
Same, I just muted.

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>have a good run going
>decide that as a male, making cat noises for 40+ minutes to your majority male viewerbase is a good idea
I hope he deranks to E2.

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going back to watching the fat green screen man

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Wonder if pipster is getting off to this embarrassment...

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>>73771446
Yeah I'm helping her get off right now

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>Dofume online
>MamaUbume online
>QB online
>Choosing to watch Tileman
shiggy to the diggy

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>>73771578
>FOC
>retard
>not mahjong
is what I would normally say, but they seem like better alternatives to whatever the fuck tileman has decided to do.

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>tune back in
>still doing it
>only East 2
This is suicide.

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Tileman, whatever the fuck this is was not the play

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>>73772236
This was a "good on paper" kind of idea. Actually, scratch that, it's a bad idea on paper too.

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>>73772622
It would be an alright on paper idea for a batsu during a collab or something where he has other people to talk.

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>>73772622
On paper, if he'd done >>73771172 it would have been fine, just some purring and a few meows while he plays would have been funny.

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Honestly, this would have been better if he used a monotone voice and just ended all of his sentences with nyan.

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>lost almost 20 viewers since starting this
lol lmao

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>>73772922
That would have been pretty funny actually.

[Anonymous No.]

should've used this BGM on loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcpQ3aarHRU

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa is actually at the bottom of my friends list now

[Anonymous No.]

>>73774051
I've got a couple of anons left below her, but everyone else that would've been below her got deleted for space

[Anonymous No.]

>west rounds
I'm going to murder someone I swear to God.

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>>73774051
I never had her on my friendslist

[Anonymous No.]

>internet went out in east 2
>come back to west 1
Has he really been doing this cat shit the entire time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73774357
Yes.

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>>73774364
Glad I didn't miss anything at least.

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>>73774189
Thats why yeah, the ones that were below her were either from the twitter lobby, or /pcg/ players that only ever got on to play when she was.
>>73774274
I got lucky and ended up playing with her in the /pcg/ lobby the night she joined and added her off of that.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont even play or watch mahjong normally but I kinda like the down syndrome cat bit. Still crazy he's been doing it for almost an hour.

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>>73774575
The one game thats gonna hit W4 and its this one...

[Anonymous No.]

Thank God this is over.

[Anonymous No.]

he's done with the cat noises now

[Anonymous No.]

ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.]

finally

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

alright which one of you is in mama O's chat talking about posting your balls?

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the Dorkpire.
Rate the pegging
Rate the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>73778403
pegging ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73778403
Rate the Dorkpire.
Khubie/10
Rate the pegging
I didnt know peggle had a roguelite.
Rate the stream
Pegged/10

[Anonymous No.]

what should I spend my 100k beanbucks on

[Anonymous No.]

>>73780854
let me know when you find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>73780854
Beans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73780925
I'm going all in on 3/4th

[Anonymous No.]

furry is going to ruin me

[Anonymous No.]

Surely you're going to try and make Tileman pay $260 and ruin his marathon, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73783999
I'm tired

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if jongstalker is watching our m1 derank or trying to get in the tonpuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>73765145
i had trouble reading them when i started playing, no issue now

[Anonymous No.]

>>73783999
I think it would be funnier to collude and make him win to cuck his viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73784087
I'm actually just AFK

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>>73784087
you tricked me into thinking he was on a derank game

[Anonymous No.]

>>73784181
soon brother.. soon. He's coming home

[Anonymous No.]

>>73784181
sorry youre gonna have to wait til tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>73784123
Redpill me on this chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>73785168
She's the daughterwife experience, with emphasis on daughter. Her voice is a big filter to most people.

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[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xk-bxOpdmI&t=5694s
I would make a soundpost but I'm too lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>73785839
jong connect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73785168

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>>73786053
Anybody who touched their hand to the screen when she did this is going to blow their brains out when she graduates

[Anonymous No.]

adept hat players are powerful

[Anonymous No.]

soulful hat play

[Anonymous No.]

>>73786169
she and her fans wear an engagement ring they picked together for a Valentine's day

[Anonymous No.]

>>73786442
Yeah theyre goners. Would have to be the fucker who has to clean them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>73785241
Her armpits were sexy, but what about her legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73786968
leggy

[Anonymous No.]

Someone will have to bake because i am going to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Who's gonna be our rep player in the next /mjg/ tourney?

[Anonymous No.]

wake me up when tileman hits e2

[Anonymous No.]

After all the
>gold room
talk, he didn't get too far from the start in so many hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73782831
wdhmbt

[Anonymous No.]

>Tileman feeling called out by that anon talking about him saying 2shanten
kek

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is not long for this world

[Anonymous No.]

Jong

[Anonymous No.]

sex with little girl
or
For a week you will start with 3 of your seat wind every game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73795773
A week isn't that long a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73795773
>sex with little girl
One time deal or is that also for a week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73795882
anon why are you even contemplating that you are in jong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>73795923
As the old saying goes, you aren't a real jyanshi unless you spend more time kidnapping children than playing mahjong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73795923
Nothing better to do, I couldn't sleep but I'm too tired to stream... And I miss my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

1 more for 300 bwos

[Anonymous No.]

>>73789488
Furry, our best

[Anonymous No.]

/jong/ is kill

[Anonymous No.]

Just got back. You kids having fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73799926
hell yeah, dad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73801647
Hell yeah! High five!

[Anonymous No.]

He's almost Master again.

[Anonymous No.]

Rezuul is going to have more ranked points than me

[Anonymous No.]

Im not baking unless you want [embed][embed][embed] in the op with no updates

[Anonymous No.]

>>73805024
Maybe you should've been grinding ranked points then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73805291
Ive been grinding just in the wrong direction

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have golden bean cat for the op?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73805024
Maybe you should've been luckshitting a no4th streak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73805622

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>>73805538
At least you've been watching tileman to see how it's done

[Anonymous No.]

How do I cope with being stuck in gold with better copebot scores than Rezuul while he's going to climb out with 0 4ths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73806311
just play more, you need a large sample size to mitigate RNG and stop copebotting in gold if you make retarded early discards it's going to start agreeing with your later discards because it was put into a bad position

[Anonymous No.]

>tileman is a 3 view on a brb screen
it's over, deranking was the best thing that happened to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>73807320
Who raided?

[Anonymous No.]

>page 10
Bake soon or you're getting another not updated OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>73808765
I will be honest I do not read the OP at all

[Anonymous No.]

the bakers are finally dead