/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

SuperGroupies x Gawr Gura Collab
US / Canada
https://us.super-groupies.com/blogs/feature/gawr-gura-hololive-english-01-watch-jacket-bag-acrylic-stand-new-collaboration-items?utm_source=twi_us&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326gawrgura
or
Worldwide
https://www.super-groupies.com/feature/hololive_01_watch?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326hololive_gawrgura

Previous Thread: >>73640218

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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>>73674150
this has to be an actual bot, no fucking way this ritualposter ALWAYS gets the first post and it’s not even the OP

[Anonymous No.]

Give it up for day 1

[Anonymous No.]

How are we feeling this lazy Sunday, chumbies?

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>>73674215
I guess I'm a bot now

[Anonymous No.]

She's joining Biboo's b-day right?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura let me violate you
Gura let me desecrate you
Gura let me penetrate you
Gura let me complicate you

Gura broke apart my insides
(Help me) Gura got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Gura wanna feel me from the inside
Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Guras whole existence is flawed
Gura get me closer to God

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>>73674215
It's the same guy with a pass. Back when there was still an IP counter it always showed a single IP. He makes 95% of the threads and rarely sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should tell the lazy Monster ritual-poster that there are more than 2 flavors

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>73674520
I kinda like the Ultra mango and peach flavors too.
But Paradise is still my favorite.

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Gurass

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Is gura gay?

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gabby my beloved

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>>73674914
There's a high chance that she is and isn't just playing it up because it's funny.

[Anonymous No.]

And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of song
With nothing on my tongue but hallelujah

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https://files.catbox.moe/v88grw.mp4

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>>73674299
I wish I was a bot... I perfect machine with a purpose, huff...

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>>73674903
Gura is by far the biggest lesbo in hololive though, no competition, 39383038 times drooling over girls, 3 time she appreciate male characters in her entire holo career
Just look at how she talked about Marin Kittagawa & also said she wanted to wear a choker like Marin, unclear if Gura knew the symbolism of chokers though

Gura is by far the biggest ultra-hyper-mega-lesbo of all of Hololivee

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>>73675117
>huff
I had no idea Gura was the robot ritual-poster all along, huh, pretty cool Gura o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>73674761
bad shork!

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>>73675078
I'm so far behind on the hip hop scene and I seen this posted last thread, who is this?

[Anonymous No.]

no stream today as expected
we probably will not hear from her again for at least 2 weeks from now

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>>73674914
Gura gives me gay vibes

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>>73675292
It's Gura you idjut

[Anonymous No.]

I let myself be sabotaged and let them drag me down. It is true. I have only myself to blame. That being said, this would not have happened if the whole circus wasn't anonymous. And you all know it. Your intentions may have been pure but your means certainly weren't. Everything I said here may be known to the whole world with my name beneath it. Can you people say the same?

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>>73675417
>no tail

[Anonymous No.]

And we're back to another 2 months of ghosting. Watch

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>>73675227

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Did anyone hear any waterheater noises during the stream?

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>>73674761
>>73675621
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>>73674520

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This nigga gay

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>>73675621
I'm warning you! it's bad for you, stop that! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Child

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Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

this nigga eating beans!

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>>73674914
When a girl says "i rly want a cute girl friend to wear matching outfits with , huff", does that mean she is straight or gay? Just asking for a friend

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>>73675867
Straight. It's like a dude saying he wants a bro to play games with and get into ridiculous shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

I fell in love with a tiny faggot retard...

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>>73676026
Nice ctrl+v, but anyways, a bro doesn't call another bro boyfriend though, thats the difference

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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>>73676171
>Nice ctrl+v
ironic...

[Anonymous No.]

I think my dog is a bloopnigger

[Anonymous No.]

Hey bro, want to go to the gym and admire each other's sexy muscley bodies?
But no homo

[Anonymous No.]

Salutations ggg, I've come to ask if Gawr is gonna stream today. Thank you in advance.

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>>73676415
Nyo, me lift weight to fight bigger people

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>>73676415
sure buddy, I'll spot ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73676471
>I've come to ask if Gawr is gonna stream today
Well, has it been 2 months since yesterday?

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>>73676471
nyo~ Gawr hasn't been streaming since Gura's birthday

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>>73676415
I filled 4 milk jugs with water and put them in a plastic bag to use as weights. I thought aww yeah, I'm getting buff, a gallon jug is 8 lbs.
But... they were half-gallon jugs. So it's only 16 lbs instead of 32...

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>>73676857
She's still inside the jar...

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>>73676878
If you fill them with mercury they could weigh around 200 pounds. I believe in you.

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>>73676878
You can probably find some cheap weights on the fb marketplace from your local area. I wouldn’t bother with weight lifting if I didn’t own any weights, but you can still workout really well with just using your own body weight, chumbie.

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>>73677022
nyo, mercury is too dangerous.
i'll use lead instead

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>>73676878
that's alright, as long as you get a good stretch/tension and you're sore afterwards your muscles should grow, you should always let the weight down slowly and don't rely on momentum for better results.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura seems like the kind of girl to pee in a McDonalds drink cup in the backseat on a road trip.

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>>73677225
>as long as you get a good stretch/tension and you're sore afterwards
Wow, i felt a rush of nostalgia hearing the bullshit from the gymbros, meanwhile, in the real and modern world: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7725035/

"No significant differences in EMG amplitude were detected between protocols (P > 0.05). In conclusion, RT-F and RT-NF are similarly effective in promoting increases in muscle mass, PA, FL, strength and activation."

Hundreds of studies have been made in this area and all have come to the same conclusion; listen to medical studies, not testo-injected gymbros pseudoscience

[Anonymous No.]

Can muscle you've once built up become easier build up again if you haven't used them in a while? The muscle is still there, right?
Asking for a friend.

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>>73677469
NTA, that was too much to read, can you tell me what it means like I'm a retard?

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>>73677469
ok but what does that have to do with what I said? I never said you'd have to train to failure.

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>>73677631
Sure but only because you have the muscle memory and already know what you need to do. That's why you need to go to the gym when you are 18. Even if it's just for a year. You don't want to have to start figuring things out when you are an overweight 40yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>73677631
Yeah. I stopped going to the gym 12 years ago but my strength has remained relatively the same. If you’re working out for the first time again, you have to try hard to go slow with it. Very easy to over exert and be out for 2 weeks because your tendons weren’t ready for that type of abuse yet.

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>>73677896
samen

[Anonymous No.]

More SNOT today?

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

[Anonymous No.]

>>73677824
Yes you did you fucking tard:
>>73677225
>and you're sore afterwards
That is the result of training to failure...

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>73678106
I get sore even if I don't train to failure though, just not as much.

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>>73677999
I don't think that's normal for most people, dude. You might be a monster.

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>>73677999
>>73677884
I've never actually went to a gym. I worked out in middle/highschool because I got tired of being called fat, then later I got a factory job that made me use every ounce of my strength and stamina on a nightly basis every night for a few years. I don't have to work that hard anymore since I've changed positions.
I've had girls and even men admire my body

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>>73678106
nta, too mentally lazy to have ever looked into the science behind exercise, but I've done plenty of exercise in my time to various degrees of intensity (sports, gym, martial arts, etc.) bringing me to various levels of fitness since I was a kid, and uh...
>That is the result of training to failure
... no the fuck it absolutely isn't? That is the single most idiotic thing I've ever heard in my life, yes you most certainly can get sore muscles even if you didn't push yourself to failure and could still have gotten a few more reps out and you can most definitely be in a state where you're extremely sore and tired but are still far from failure. You don't need a spam of methodologically flawed post-Vienna-Circle "research" to tell you that one way or the other
Serious question, are you one of these low-IQ, infertile overly-intellectualized morons who believes that a purely Platonistic, abstract, theoretical grasp of a subject acquired by reading books and papers published by other retarded eggheads makes you an "expert" in said subject, despite having absolutely no actual *practical experience* (and therefore, real knowledge) in said subject to draw upon?

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>>73678023
im voting for joe
its what gura would want

[Anonymous No.]

Gym bros, are the Planet Fitness memes real?

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>>73678794
but the elder abuse is boring, at least we'll get more out of trump than "haha senile old man" memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwx24H8mlCs

[Anonymous No.]

Erotic art makes me sad now because I really do think she's having sex during her breaks and absences and all it does is remind me of that.
And no, not with you.

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>>73678568
Go to the gym if you want. You probably have good genes. You'll be a monster in no time. Just know that if you build muscle easily, it can be hard to get rid of it, afterwards. I personally really didn't like being too buff. Took me years to get rid of it. I just keep it up a bit now by sporadically going to the gym and dieting a lot. I also have a physically intense job. It helps a lot compared to sitting behind a desk all day.

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>>73679066
No. Whatever’s cheapest and closest. Remember that once you open a gym membership, you’ll probably have to sign a piece of paper saying you won’t quit for at least one year. It’s typical, but just a heads up so you don’t feel screwed over by it.

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I just buy my own equipment, I'd only go to the gym if I had no space, felt the need to use machines or socialize with the people there

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>>73679350
Yea, or pay almost double each month just so that you can cancel your subscription when you want. Fucking ripoff.

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[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>73679536
>*Le touché*

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https://youtu.be/K04gfL-45_Y

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>>73679598
>*Lo touchõ*

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>>73678794

[Anonymous No.]

Are we all creepy perverts?

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>>73679170
That's exactly what I mean. Nothing but vile, backhanded behavior from the lot of you to try and make people get hurt and make them stumble. I'll be Laughing @ you when we meet in hell. I'll keep some spots warm for you lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Please at least try to be subtle.

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>>73679690
Only for Gura
Captcha very, very, VERY related

[Anonymous No.]

SNOT was kino as always

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>>73679690
It was her idea, I'm just obliging.

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>>73679610
There's something I love about this guy's simple animation and comedy style.

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>>73680115
She has such a dirty mind

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>>73676171
Men don’t talk like women

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>>73675662
Nope. You never hear her water heater during collabs. I always thought the humming and buzzing you sometimes hear in the background when she speaks was just her fucking up her mic settings. That's what she said it was at first, and then changed it to "water heater " I've never heard a water heater that loud or even make noise. And if it did it would just be for a couple seconds.

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>>73679179
Oh no, I doubt I have to get worried about getting "too buff"
But some co-workers have said to me like I look like a "body builder" when I take off my lab coat.
It might be because I wear a sexy black t-shirt that fits just right.

[Anonymous No.]

Progress check
Have (You) done your part for the cause today

[Anonymous No.]

The supergroupies merch is gonna be closing in a few hours. I still really fucking wish everything wasn't so expensive but I might just get the watch for the novelty of it.

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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>73681536
forgot my image

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>>73669951
thanks for the (You)'s anon
it feeds my ego

[Anonymous No.]

God $230 for an $80 top jacket is fucking absurd still. Nothing against Gura but I hope they barely fucking sold any with those retarded prices attached.

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>>73681298
Aw man, really? I thought I'd have a bit more time to get some money together
Guess I'll have to do my merch reps some other way, shame

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>>73679690
>*Li touchí*

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>>73681298
>>73681643
>>73681659
I bought 10 to fuck with you antis

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>>73681804
I know you didn’t do that but it’s insane how they pretend they aren’t antis. If you don’t like it move on

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>>73681804
I bought 10 but I'm going to dispute the charge after they are made so the company has unsold leftovers.

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>>73681804
Anon I don't think Gura would even want people to spend that much on price inflated merch, most of the hololive shop jackets are less than $100, $200+ is a fucking joke.

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>>73681620
Vile.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, please sell us an official sex doll.

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>>73678374
Thank you. I feel like a fucking monster. I wanted to be a pretty boy like from Code Geass, but I have Italian and Irish genes so I look like a fucking beast.

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What da chumbies doin'?

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>>73681659 (me)
>>73681804
>>73681897
Based and schizophrenic if true
But also take meds and aim better because I'm no anti, just poor

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>>73681897
>how they pretend they aren’t antis
I've probably spent easily $6k on superchat/merch for Gura alone, maybe more, and around $10k total on hololive. Im not a fucking anti and im not shitting on Gura, im shitting on that faggot as company exploiting fanbases with insane prices. Here are just a few of my merch orders for when you as for "proof"

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>>73682094
Quick bit of Runescape and lurking SNOT threads before heading back to the graveyard shift in a couple hours
Got myself a good amount of sleep and woke up before my alarm, I'm ready

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>>73682094
I'm playing wc3 customs.

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>>73682094
Grinding in Black Desert.

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>>73682094
Laying in bed depressed. Wanting to kill myself because the girl I wanted 6 years ago didn’t want me too. What else is new.

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>>73679690
Isn't that everyone on this board? Outside of the fetish fans, Gura fans on average are more likely to be more sane given the wide appeal with normies, v-tuber gateway tourists and people from different age groups. Parents and their children watch; freakin vtubers from Fillian, Pippa and Poko from Idol watched Gura. A random youtube lawyer women and some Japanese comedian knew Gura like first. Statically it doesn't make sense to the shark fanbase as large as it is to be as narrowly defined as /vt/ tries to make it to be.

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gura will be in biboos stream

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>>73682456
Ogey pervert

[Anonymous No.]

MY wife

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>>73682075
Are we getting into genes now?
I've never been tested, but over the years I learned that I'm Scottish and English on my dad's side, and mostly French on my mom's side.
It makes sense considering where I was born.

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When Gura's not around I tend to watch holoJP more than I watch holoEN

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MY Gurandma.

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>>73682744
I like genes. I only like getting into the crazy discussions later in the night here, but genes are cool. Specifically how “instincts” are passed through genes. Like somehow DNA is capable of wiring how we should feel, based upon scenarios experienced by our ancestors.

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>>73682445
same desu except this it's my 4th year of knowing her

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It just doesn't fucking stop. I am ruined. I still don't know wtf the deal is. And tomorrow it will be the same all over again. And the day after as well. I will never escape this limbo. I will be forever conflicted like this. Please just put me out of my misery. I took it for a year, I want out. I need to know what's going on. You people really are merciless. How many times do I need to beg you sadistic fuckers to put me out of my misery? Wtf is wrong with you? You people are mental. You aren't people. A person wouldn't do this to another living being. You are sick in the head.

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>>73669951
I added a tail.

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>>73682094
playing a visual novel

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>>73683110
good work!

[Anonymous No.]

You behave like demons. You aren't people.

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>>73682998
Wanna know something fucked up? True love is a curse. Much like real curses, they can never be healed. The only way to free yourself is to find someone else to share your pain with, which again, is much like how a real curse is “cured”. I’m in hell. I’m on fire. I’m on fire. I’m in fire.

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>>73682094
taking a nap so I'm less tired when I do my weight lifting reps later

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You don't know what love is. You are empty inside.

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>>73682094
Up to no good

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>>73683110
I thought that skirt was a diaper in the thumbnail. It even looked wet.

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>>73683302
I wish I was a demon, that would be fucking cool! they probably have way more fun than I do, with their magic powers and/or inhuman strength.

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>>73683452
I harbor something much heavier than apathy.

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>>73683567
They don't have bodies. They're in your head, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73683635
Yea, sure seems like it. This is way too much effort for apathy. A fucking year? Are you mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73682595
Maybe prerecorded, unless Gura didn't submit.
Also she really blocked out 8 hours for her birthday stream, kinda selfish.

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>>73683110
BIGGER

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>>73684518
>We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.

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>>73681298
ah fuck i've been on the fence but i think i'll get it
if I'm 5'10" do I need a M or L hoodie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73681298
overpriced chinese garbage. itll fall apart within 6 months.

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>>73685006

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goop goop cute
i wonder what it's like spending a day with her on the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>73685286
She probably starts to smell after an hour or two, if I’m being desu

[Anonymous No.]

Her tummy. Stop listening to it. Or else.

[Anonymous No.]

Wife soon?

[Anonymous No.]

Knife spoo!

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, there’s my daily typo. Too embarrassed to stick around. See you guys next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73686371

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>73686785
Yes, Gura is my real mommy and she likes to put me to bed early...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw i signed up for instagram so i could watch reels like gura
>"This is Nigersaurus. It lived during the Cretaceous period."
>"I'M A KNITTER I'M A KNITTER"
>hitler memes
>oh look, an inspirational motivational video about someone who is overweight/has serious deformity...
>the comments are roasting them alive
>1 out of every 10 videos is 9/11 footage

g-goob...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73687606
Dangerously based sharkwife

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>>73687606
>>73687690
Did someone say based sharkwife

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thinks Fauna is male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73687606
mine full of child dancing, I wish I was joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>73687606
This world is done for.

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>>73687606
algorithm reflects the user or something

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>>73688012
She's so silly

[Anonymous No.]

Has Gura become a real boy?

[Anonymous No.]

I like rusty spoons too

[Anonymous No.]

>>73688502
Salad Fingers bud pls go

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>>73688131
Same as it ever was. You know what they found on the walls of Pompeii?
>Tavern of Verecundus: Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates".
>Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza: Secundus likes to screw boys.
>In the basilica: Phileros is a eunuch!
>In the basilica: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:

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be right back chumbuds I'm gonna get a burger

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>>73689088
Im hungry for a borgar too

[Anonymous No.]

>>73687606
did your kid cry because Tracer has a butt too?

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>>73682094
I'm just thinking.

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>>73688832
Why is this even relevant? You people just keep posting this. What are the odds that it isn't a larp? Even if it isn't a larp, what's the point? Why does this matter?

[Anonymous No.]

what I wouldn't give to have gura as my hot cousin

[Anonymous No.]

>>73689782
It's 100% a larp. The retard doesn't know anything about the midwest. It took until Nerissa to get a real midwestern.

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>>73689875
That's fair. So the point of posting that is an expression of that desire?

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>>73688012
Call me Ismael!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've ever masturbated to gura. It would only be a problem if she's my cousin because I'm a big blabbermouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>73689782
>>73690045
t. poster, idk about the op/person who made the original video and agree it's a LARP from a fag who doesn't know the midwest, but I'm just posting anyway because I think it's funny

[Anonymous No.]

Off to the night shift once more, buds
I look forward to your company again tonight, your advice on staying awake yesterday was genuinely very helpful

[Anonymous No.]

>>73689088
I got the burger chumbuds

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>>73691755
Those are some fat fries. Looks good. Which reminds me, I haven't eaten today.

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>>73691755
Looks good. I need to eat something too

[Anonymous No.]

>>73691530
Good luck on the shift chumbie.
Hopefully you got some good sleep today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73692446
I got a hankerin for some vegan dino meat too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73691755
Cute keychain, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73692597
thank you anon
cute picture

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura won't show up to Biboo's karaoke then she hates her with a passion

[Anonymous No.]

>>73693448
Nah, she hasn't shown up to the birthdays of people she likes before, it's no big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73693448
I don't know what else people need to see to realize Gura really doesn't like Advent, maybe except the dogs.

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>>73690045
Because the estimation is slightly off, like, what do you consider Vermont? The farm girl is there but add more money and the cultural issues resolve. Nobody says this farm isn't a grade B dairy making artisan cheese or something, I mean we think of farmers as poor but in reality they're millionaires, it's the agricultural workers who are poor. Basically the left's grasp of high-right culture is too low resolution to ever figure much out, which is just how the kulaks like it. Less possibility you'll figure out their business model.

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>>73691755
why do you live in ohio

[Anonymous No.]

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

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>>73693783
NTA, but someone has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73693783
I was born here and I had no control over that, but every time I go to a different state I wish I was back in ohio. In my headcanon, fauna lives in ohio too

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>>73694314
Are there any forests in Ohio?

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>>73694314
what's so good about ohio. i live in a suburb in a southern state and i figure suburbs are pretty much the same whereever you are

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>>73693448
Who the fuck cares

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's mental health might be better if she traded her impostor syndrome for brilliant conman-syndrome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73694541
We care about who is a fembud.

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>>73694422
yes, the northeast of ohio where I live is pretty much nothing but forest
>>73694472
well yes but I don't live in a suburb. things in other states are too crowded, too expensive, don't snow enough or snow too much, or in the case of upstate new york, obviously haunted

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>>73694606
Dont care. Stop being offtopic.

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We're getting a lot of falseflagging tonight aren't we?

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>>73695518

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>>73695518
maybe

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>>73692581

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What are some of your favorite moments from the SNOT stream?

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>>73695518
God, I want to kiss her and give the dork a big hug

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>>73696478
I like every moom and goob interaction. Its a powerful combo.

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>>73696478
i like succy

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Gura is such a BIG DUMB BABY.

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>>73696980
gura is also a doggy. does that make her a puppy

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>>73696639
>Gura talking to herself
So you're saying you're into chicks with untreated schizophrenia

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I got marketside cherry cheese danishes instead of great value cherry cheese danishes and the difference in quality is marked but i dont feel it's worth paying more for less.

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>>73688768
A sharkgirl walks into a bar and says, "I cannot see a thing. I’ll open this one."

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>>73689782
>midwest
you think they know? incorrect location. either way, funny larp that is amusing to imagine. Personally I'd bust even harder nuts to her, and probably try to shake my cum hand with her at the family gatherings.

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https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1779560478152315345

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>>73690322
If gura was my cousin, she wouldn't be the first cousin i busted nuts to. though now i've upgraded to nieces.

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>>73698317
opportunity for anal, lost.

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>>73697911
it was JP humor all along

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>>73698592
i want to go to a sumerian tavern with gura

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>>73698592
so true. their comedy is never not puns, or misunderstandings caused by shortcomings of the japanese language ie: omitted subject matter and assumed context. anyway, anyone else here fall asleep to Sumerian language lesson podcasts?
>>73698720
I like the beer drinking staws, very communal and social way of consuming alcohol.

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>>73698915
i fall asleep to choose your own adventure book podcasts

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>you will never take a shit with gura in a medieval bathroom and scrape your poo with a knife

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>>73701673
some ai art still feels souless to me.

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>>73701805
imagine shitting next to her and catching a whiff of that sharp sweet smell... and using the communal sponge after her...

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>>73701891
All of it is soulless but I like it anyway.

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>>73702064
it keeps getting better. i hate it, but then shit like this.... I'm torn...

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>>73674903
SNIFFFFF

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what if gura was a mermaid for real

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>>73702122
I would ruin that Gabby T u T

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Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

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>>73705388
Retard

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>>73705388
Dino gura is real

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>>73705388
>Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume

Sir, have you got a minute to talk?

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Please call me a retard.

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>>73705388
are you saying the tail is fake?

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>>73706427
no you are a genius

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Are we comfy?

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>>73706481
No, the tail is real, it's just held in place by her anus.

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>>73706753
ye

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Miku performed on one of if not the biggest stage in the world and they ruined it. I want to know Gura’s opinion

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>>73707038
Has Hololive surpassed Miku?

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>>73707038
>and they ruined it.
how?

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>>73708483
Gawr Gura wanted to be goomed on.

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>>73708785
Think of CtW or Holofes except the background is black and it was more 2.5D instead of 3D. On the flip side before this all her concerts since like 2016 have been of a higher quality than holofes. People are seething and are even asking for refunds threatening to sue

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Gura does not want you to cum on her.

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>>73709840
Gabby does, and gabby is gura

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>>73710614
retard

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>>73710614
meds

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>>73708785
The major complaint from what I heard is that they used a big LCD screen instead of the hologram they've been doing for Miku since 2012
Everyone automatically blamed crunchyroll being the sponsors
It was still okay, not as great as it could've been

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>>73709674
Why does holofes use a big LCD screen instead of like the seethrough cloth they use for miku to give her that hologram look? The the side screens showing the AR help with immersion. Wonder what the Hololive concert in Australia is gonna be like.

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>>73715099
Idk what they use but connect the world went fucking hard so they should just always use that.

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https://streamable.com/8insag posting this for no reason at all.

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How do you know if Gura is actually a girl if non of you has seen her lady bits.

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>>73716363
>if non of you has seen her lady bits.
but I have

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OH NO NO NO NO CHUMBUDS YOUR OSHI IS MEAT
WHAT'S YOUR RESPONSE???

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>>73716928
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>73716928
Pick up the pieces of her lady parts and DIY into an onahole.

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>>73717245
goob morning

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>>73717245
Oyasame

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>>73688832
the crescendo doesn't sync with the shocked face

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>>73716928
what game is that lol

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>>73717245
sleep tight buddy

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>>73687606
ig algo is really easy to subdue. Just make sure to like and watch all the way through things that you like. It will serve you only those things. It takes a week tops.
mine used to be all very beautiful women from asia, russia, some american, and a little from my own third world country.

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>>73716425
sometimes i wonder if we actually have...

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>>73718003
retard

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gSxf81FU3QI

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>>73718857
lol, doesn't matter what it is i see of her, even if i've seen it a million times, everything just makes me love her even more. It's like entropy and the arrow of time, except with love for Gura.

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GIWTWM

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>>73719185
same desu

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>>73717245
sharkdreams

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>>73719185
I wish that's me...

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goob

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I love her more than anything!

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>120 sold
did every single one of you buy one of these stickers or something?

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How are chumbies feeling this morning?

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Imagine banning Gura from showering for so long that you no longer need lube for anal because her butthole is so greasy.

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>>73721241
i'm feeling the emotion of wanting to fugg unwashed girlbutts. you?

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>>73721241
I'm about to head to bed soon.
Currently enjoying the c word

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>>73720511
All me

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>>73721241
I'm getting ready for bed

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>>73721241
t. security guard bud, honestly feeling kind of surreal atm
Can't go into too much detail sadly opsec, but something just happened that gave me a bit of a spook a few minutes ago
Thankfully was almost certainly a false alarm, but it was a strange experience all the same
How's everyone else

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>>73721253
>>73721285
>Dishonoring a proper lady like Gura with anal
(You) are a villein and a scoundrel

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>>73721478
I'll still cum in her womb, we're trying to make babies after all. But I need to rearrange her guts first. push some stools in... it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.

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Gutsbud to aisle 12 stat

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>>73721520
I will do it.

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>>73682445
>>73682998
>>73683306
Dude, you need to get over them. That was years ago. No woman is worth that much of your mental energy.
You are worth more than that

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>>73722196
are you lost? do you know where you are?

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>>73688059
Uh...
So uh...
Huh...
Chumbies...

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So why hasn't this thread devolved like /ehe/ has?

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>>73722228
Yes, faggot.

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>>73722358
ehe te nandayo?!

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>>73722384
Kocchi: >>73640050
Sonna ga chotto yabai desu ne

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>>73722418
oh it's about Kobo, I was just doing the genshin meme.

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>>73722358
what would make us more like /ehe/

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>>73722378
I don't know how to get over her, and I don't really want to, but I know I probably should.

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>>73722650
3dpd

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used emas emas eth si arug eifw ym

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>>73722358
I'd rather not have to wipe my drive every week.

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I will never give up on her.

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