/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

SuperGroupies x Gawr Gura Collab
US / Canada
https://us.super-groupies.com/blogs/feature/gawr-gura-hololive-english-01-watch-jacket-bag-acrylic-stand-new-collaboration-items?utm_source=twi_us&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326gawrgura
or
Worldwide
https://www.super-groupies.com/feature/hololive_01_watch?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326hololive_gawrgura

Previous Thread: >>73631775

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I love my wife so much!!

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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Gura cute

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[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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Gurass

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>>73640298
samen

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Baguraette honhonhon

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You guys are also pedos

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>>73640436
You survived 1 or 2 weeks of work by now?

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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>73640481
Thanks for the compliment, i really appreciate it o/

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>>73640517
I was gonna post that!

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MY wife

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Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

That was a pretty funny stream.

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>>73640504
You know it, anon
Looks like I'm not gonna be a fuckup all my life after all :)

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>>73640621
This part of the stream made me diamond hard

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Why is this slut so afraid of streaming alone?

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>>73640517
What a shitty timeline we live in, either we get AI slop or we get artists that sloppily throw something together on a canvas to be able to claim "first", i remember a time when we got well drawn #gawrt by dedicated artists, i miss those times :(

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>>73640638
nta, wish I could say the same.

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>>73640913
sleep tight buddy

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>>73640913
Oyasame

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>>73640785
Trust me chumbie: if a subclinical-psychopath autist lizard like me can get his shit together, there is hope for almost everybody

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>>73640913
goob morning

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>>73640913
sharkdreams

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Hey guys I slept through the stream and I don't even care lol

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I'm rewatching the stream. Gura and moom being on the same wavelength is amazing.

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>>73639833
I post tummy noises and mommy Gura putting me to bed early.

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>>73641673
they're among the most powerful duos in hololive. gura combos well with everyone in snot except maybe fauna though. bless fauna's heart I love her though

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>>73641752
Stop listening to her tummy btw.

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>>73641774
Fauna's too much of a chumbud to banter with Gura normally

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>>73641963
Her love for gura is endearing

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>>73641963
Do (You) suppose Fauna is /here/

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>>73642375

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>>73642375
They're all here.

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I love Gura, my real girlfriend.

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>>73642548
I mean in /ggg/ specifically
Perhaps even in this very thread

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>>73642636
They don't come here often because it's usually full of schizos, but all of them have visited here to some extent. Any more dumb questions?

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>>73642858
have they read any of my posts?

[Anonymous No.]

playing deckbuilder roguelikes is really driving home how I like slice and dice because it doesn't have a fucking deck. FUCK decks.

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>>73642858
Just three:
a) Are (You) Fauna
b) If yes, may I have (You), Gura and Mumei's used panties to mount on my wall as trophies
And
c) If yes (to a, b or both), which regularbud of our deranged little family is your favorite, from gurass to bushy pucci poster to Gutsbud to anyone inbetween

[Anonymous No.]

i was feeling post-gura blues but I ate some blueberries out of my gura bowl and it made me feel better

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>>73643118
>Vegan chick panties
I'm no nutritionist, but aren't vegan girls meant to smell absolutely rancid down >there for some reason?
Because I mean, hot, I want a pair too

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She acts like one of us, she posts like one of us, she is one of us. Gura, I will always and forever say that you are epic. I wish I could say and tell everyone here what I really know and have seen and what has happened, but we all know that can never happen.
https://youtu.be/LPSY8NOz4LE?t=589

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Thoughts on this stream?
Yeah she's still cute.

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>>73643677
>Yeah she's still cute.
She is the cutest of them all.

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>>73643677
It was a very good stream.
I'm rewatching it right now actually.

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>>73643677
I love her snorts

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>>73643654
I actually really hated that part because it hit way too close to home with how she's been gone the entire last month and there's a pretty good chance we won't see her until her birthday.

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I think I'll head out too. Sleep well chumbies

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>>73643918
She is not streaming Tomorrow because of the other Holo stream.
Let's just say if she doesn't stream people have fun in other ways.

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>>73644049
speak for yourself

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why did gura like pedo art

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>>73643654
That whole part was funny
>how much film do we have left?
>ENOUGH

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>>73643677
I just love her.

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I love this autistic mess of a woman child so much, no wonder I married her!

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So what's with her and goo?
I have my own thoughts about it, but I'll keep it to myself.

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She will mog Biboo tomorrow

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>>73644515
she likes a good skin care routine, and I'm happy to provide

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>>73644562
Shut the fuck up faggot

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>>73644562
based if true

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>>73644568
It's likely not a sexual thing.

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>>73644108
speak you have had your chance to do that here for a while. otherwise.......

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>>73644732
It 100% is a sexual thing. Dumbass.

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Oh my god I am falling asleep in my chair and I have two and a half hours left to go in my shift, I literally have had five cups of coffee and two cans of diet mountain dew today and I just had to slap myself hard across both cheeks to keep from drifting off
Help me out here chumbies, somebody bait me, post something so contentious and smug and ass-numbingly stupid all at once that my blood starts to boil and adrenaline starts coursing through my veins, give me a hand here I am begging (You)

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I feel bad for you lot

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>>73645005
gura cute!

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>>73645098
Same but fun to watch.

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>>73645005
try holding your breath as long as you can, and then breath out slowly. It should increase your heart rate and makes you more awake.

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>>73645005
Gura smells good (Not stinky)

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>>73645101
REEEEEEEEEEEE FAGGOT
Thanks <3

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>>73645005
Sus

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>>73645098
Posted from New Pakistan

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>>73645143
Gura smells and stinks good depending on her mood! (potentially very stinky)

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>>73645136
I'll try that, thanks ninjutsubud

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>>73645005
k

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>>73645098
I feel bad for myself too

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>>73645098
>>73645101
>>73645136
>>73645143
>>73645179
>>73645177
>>73645211
Thanks buds, that worked - I think your efforts have collectively bought me another thirty minutes at least
Gonna make myself another coffee and drink my protein shake, hopefully the pain of a bladder full to bursting will get me through closing time and the train ride home

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>>73645339
*opening time
Lord preserve me, I'm adding blasting loud music in my earbuds to the list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpbiuAYT1rw

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>>73645098
I'm awesome so I feel pretty good about myself.

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>>73645339
>>73645445
Slight change of plans, I decided to go use the bathroom BUT I had to leave my jacket behind while driving the golf cart up to the clubhouse
I'm cold now, but a bit more alert
Two hours to go

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I just had a wacky dream (or series or dreams) in which a small slime (not gura) around the size of a bowling ball was going around and killing humans by liquifying them. I was in what was an industrial train station before the train left to safety but the slime was in said station. It would react to movement i found it in the rafters and I was slowly trying to escape the slime. Well to cut things short right before the train arrived pandemonium was in full swing the train crash and I was killed. Now this dream kept repeating itself about three to four times. Now I'm scared of going back to sleep and having that dream once again.

TLDR Whens Gura's next stream.

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>>73646359
This is a grave portent of things to come
I think the smart money would be on two days from now

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>>73646487
sucker bet

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>>73646359
Soon to not so soon

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Child

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>>73646603
The only times temporary returns didn't last for at LEAST a few streams every day or two or three were when a) it was a mandated shill stream (specifically Sendai) or b) when she didn't stream her POV, like the Ame Halloween duo or the Lethal Company collab
So no, it only seems like a sucker bet to those casualbuds and tourists who have a vague idea of "ghosting and she's never actually back LUL" but don't actually know the details because they're faggots

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>>73645098
Why? I'm more superior and richer than you

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>>73646839
She streamed the Outlast Trials collab then didn't stream agin until her birthday.

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>>73647242
Mea culpa, there was a period where a few streams were a couple of weeks apart each in 2023
Even so, the period of either regular streams or at LEAST Twitter/members' post activity was more recent than that, and now that she's broken the Fes/Taiwan travel ice with today's SNOT collab I find it unlikely that we'll go straight back to that, at least not immediately
I stand by what I said a few threads ago, the prudent expectation is for her to "take it slow" and occasionally slip back into gradually briefer and briefer ghosting spells until she's back to firing on all cylinders come 2025 or so

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>>73646942
You're not richer than me. Lol.

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>>73647542
A holo girl is having a Birthday stream so she will not stream today at all. Monday I have my bet in unless something other is going on with Holo but if she does not stream monday I don't see her streaming the rest of the week. I think she come back because she was trending on twitter and people was asking where she was so she was made to stream. I could be wrong but its what I think happened.

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>>73647584
Post bank account, Saudi Princebud

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>>73647714
Why WAS she trending, anyway? Especially now in particular? I have too much self-respect to use Twitter so I'm out of the loop

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Odds Gura streams over Biboo
Again

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>>73647974
>Ghosting streak ends
>Commence timelooping the "only one girl in the company can stream at a time regardless of their usual timeslot" rrats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okEeZRCEznw

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>>73647974
>evens
you lost dramakek

[Anonymous No.]

How hard did sharkwife btfo Niji?

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>>73646733
Yeah mine

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I haven't read a lot of the posts since the stream, but I assume we're cool?

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>>73648135
Judging from the threadshitting we experienced from the instant the tweets went up, I'd say "harder than Dan Schneider at an elementary school foot-licking competition"

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Have Gura mentioned that she have any special powers? Like some people are double jointed and can bend their fingers weirdly and things like that?

For instance, i have some: I can fart while my eyes are open. I can hear what people say even in complete darkness. I can guess how many M&Ms there is in a jar even if i'm wrong

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>>73647714
nothingburger. stop wasting everyone's time with your overanalyzed schizo shit
>>73647974
>>73648135
off-topic

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>>73647957
From not streaming and or saying anything people started having a fit on twitter like that one time so the very next day she does a collab after that and feels it with the shit posting comments all on this stream because she was upset.

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>>73648215
Thank you for your input thread-police-chama

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>>73648215
Really Hololives new rule that has been in place for a while that they can not stream at the same time or over another Holo's Birtyday stream.

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>>73648273
Don't worry if that person was really a fan they would have known this.

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>>73648273
What? They removed that rule over 2 years ago since it is impossible when there is over 60 people nowadays

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>>73648233
>W-we're not mad SHE'S mad SHE is le COPING
... ogey, but that doesn't really answer my question
There is no shortage of times when shark has gone radio silent, so why did Twitter choose today in particular to chimp out as opposed to any other day when shark was radio silent?

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Fun fact: All your moms have had a dick inside them, therefor all of you are gay

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>>73648396
At one point, Gura was a sperm, swimming around inside papa megalodon's sack and urethra
What a filthy slut

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>>73648215
Since when is asking a question about Gura in a Gura thread off topic?

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>>73648441
Then she was inside her mom for 9 months. She is truly one of the biggest lesbians to ever exist.

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>>73648526
>Inside her mom
>For months
We ARE

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>>73648302
>60 days where you don't need to stream
Hololivers are living lavishly I see

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>>73648478
>Odds Gura streams over Biboo
made in a bad faith. well-adjusted people wouldn't care about this topic and if they do they will just wait quietly, therefore trolling
>How hard did sharkwife btfo Niji?
blatantly trolling

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>>73648339
Don't ask me I don't own or run twitter so I could not tell you why Gura was trending like she was when she was.

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>>73648640
>Trolling can't be on topic
I hate to be that guy, but autism compels me to point out that this isn't necessarily the case

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>>73648673
>I don't own or run Twitter
So you're saying I should ask Elon why people decided to have a melty over Gura
... honestly not the worst idea I've ever seen

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>>73648745
Try it you never know. Really nice guy to talk with

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Did you guys not realize that Gura made her face say YOU on the whole stream? she was giving everyone in GGG a shout out and you ignored it.

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>>73648779
Unfortunately I personally cannot, since as I said I do not have an account
Perhaps one of the Twitterbuds /here/ could do us a solid and ask on behalf of all of >us
Hey (You), yeah (You), how would (You) like to join my personal army for the day

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>>73648811
I thought that was something the game did for everybody.

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>>73648811
>You
>Not (You)
Apparently Gura needs to lurkmoar

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My fucking iPhone made a fucking "memory" called "Together with friends" and it was just pictures from a folder i just dump porn and /vt pictures in, fml, so how is your day going?

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>>73648673
Gura is never actually trending. She appears under my "what's happening" every few days but those aren't trends.
She is nowhere here
https://trends24.in/united-states/

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>>73648946
She is here all the time
>>73648971
I don't even know what to day to this besides it being very funny.

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>>73648971
Fighting off the urge to sleep until my shift ends in the next 20 minutes or so
Then just a couple more hours until I'm home ,d can finally sleep, unfortunately think I'm gonna have to skip church today because I have to be back to do the whole thing again tonight

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I want her to stream tomorrow but I really hope if she does it's not a morning stream, since I'd probably end up just sleeping through it

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I haven't slept, but I should sleep.

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any EN girl who dares to stream on their own tomorrow/today will be canceled by Adventniggers because Bijou's BD will last like 8 fucking hours
god I hate them so much, IRySniggers have been toxic too for counting that garbage as an "very important outfit reveal stream" that Gura overlapped

god I hate holoEN

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Real betting time, odds Gura and the rock's first real convo will be a birthday call in? If not Gura calling in, then Bijou calling into hers next month. Advent won't miss a chance to finally leech Gura, she might have to not do call ins at all if she wants to keep her streak alive.

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I for one hope Gura does a call-in to Biboo's birthday stream, if only so we can have an actual interaction by which to judge their chemistry or lack thereof
Don't know anything about all this dramafaggotry and honestly I don't think I want to know

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Made it through my shift chumbies
Now to get home in one piece to sleep

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>>73648206
Your elementary school had foot licking competitions?

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>>73649978
What the fuck? I bet your elementary school didn't have the monthly "foot lick'n, pit sniff'n", ole mr. richard had the best nose around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73649761
I know how that feels. I bless you with a reinvigorating sleep that might make you feel better when you wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

when gura said she was scratching her ear what was she really doing? serious replies only please I want the truth

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>>73651312
>I want the truth
You can't handle the truth

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>>73651351
Ican I can please tell me

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>>73650339
Much appreciated bud, may I wake up ready to rejoin you lads in the evening <3

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>>73649978
These days I'm sure they would
It was a school in California

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>>73651413
She was scratching her tail

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watching the VOD cause stupid work
was Gooruh cute?

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>>73652001
She could feed me feet first into a woodchipper and it would be the cutest death by woodchipper ever

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>>73652001
yeah extra cute

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>>73652172
Lies, she was forced cute and even that was lover than her average cuteness level

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone remember which stream Gura talked about she wanted a dumptruck? She said if she was going to the gym she would be the girl who worked out her butt. (also, i wish Gura gave us a progress report)

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>>73652001
She was super cute, cuter than usual

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>>73652712
https://youtu.be/8rPiosdtWsA

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>>73651312
She was scratching the crust behind her ear.

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>>73652768
WTF, i used those very keywords from the title when searching on youtube and got nothing? Ok, anyways, thanks o/

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>>73652815
Yep, she is a crusty motherfucker https://youtu.be/CDVBqraC08g?t=38

[Anonymous No.]

>you must verify an email to post in /biz/
wow, I bet /vt/ didn't need this measure, just need to rangeban SEA

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SUNFLOWER
APPLE
BAG
A
why is gura so good at making one liners so funny.

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>>73652815
Are you sure she wasn't scratching her nose?

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>>73653351
Judging by Guras and Kroniis powerwash stream when they had the hands; Gura touches her freaking face/head constantly, she could not go 5 seconds without touching herself, whats up with that? Does she have scabs?

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>>73653622
wow, bare ass
look look

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>>73653622
>tetris 99
>playstation 5
what kind of horse shit is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>73653840
I found the gay man everybody, hes here

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I'm going to get Gura pregnant in a few hours. Enjoy the bliss of this final stream while you can

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>>73654196
gura here this anon lying, i like cite girl like ame and fembuds

[Anonymous No.]

Have you grown out of your pedophilia yet?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a stream where Gura tries to install Linux & and install tmux, neovim & a programming language, i even would accept a tard language like Golang & challenge her to make a small app

Unironically think that would be an awesome stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>73654501
Gura's brain shorts out trying to install Linux

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>>73654634
Thats the fun part, she becomes a cute noise machine when she get flustered, angry and seething, like when she got mad at her water heater or the time she got angry at her audio interface

Imagine a full stream of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxKxyD5UAyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a6TDLq47Jg

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>>73654700
Her laugh after the killing neighbor line is so freaking adorable/hot/sensual

[Anonymous No.]

>>73654748
I have never watched her MORDHAU stream, is it worth 4 hours of my life? From a scale of 0-10 Gurass, how Gura was she?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you hate me? Am I insufferable? I don't know anymore. Please tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73654879
You are writing in ggg so by default you are insufferable

[Anonymous No.]

Hey chumbuds

U FUCKING STINK

[Anonymous No.]

I love all of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73655182
Yea, well, I like each and every one of you. What a mess I've got myself in.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't go on like this. I need love and the confidence that comes with it and I need intimacy and the comfort that it brings. This isn't livable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73655327
Love u goop goop!

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn terrorize the oceans with your shark wife and shark kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>73655327
E...Even me?

[Anonymous No.]

I am more of a wreck than I was before the start of this. At least back then I thought I knew who I was. Maybe I didn't. Maybe I did but lost myself. I don't even know if I'm straight or gay anymore. I have episodes where I lose even my object permanence. I am broken and destroyed. I can't tell what my fate is. I can't tell if I'm an asshole or not. I don't know anything. I live in fear, every single day.

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>>73655941
>bot is mindbroken
lol

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know who I am but I don't think I can find out when I'm terrified the whole time. I am a lost soul. There is no place for me. Neither in this world nor beyond it. I have felt that for as long as I can remember. I was supposed to have a twin brother. He didn't make it to birth. I think the wrong brother died back then.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did they train AI to be schitzos? They are even more schitzo than cumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>73656206
I'm sorry if I hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73656241
True they should train them to be Shihtzus

[Anonymous No.]

>>73655941
>>73656225
>>73656356
Post your shiny metal tits and bushy from all the tangled wires robopucci fembot

[Anonymous No.]

>>73655182
i'll shower in a minute jeez. difficult choice between shork and pekomom for morning fap, freedom is hard and best choices.

[Anonymous No.]

gura died from the spider that bit her foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>73656420
K. You asked for it tho. Thanks for cheering me up a bit tho, anon. I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73655835
especially you

[Anonymous No.]

>>73656715
But that's not the spider that's me

[Anonymous No.]

It's amazing how much fatter I have become by stuffing my face to cope with stress for only a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73640385
SNIFFFFF

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>>73656820
Damn. I just realized I forgot to spoiler it lmao. Well, whatever. Only thing I can do to counter the depression by myself is behave like a clown. Only thing I can do to try and cope with fear is by trying to blame someone for it and lash out. I can't help myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I am so incredible disappointed in all of you

[Anonymous No.]

a? more like e

[Anonymous No.]

I can't say all of this leaves me with a pleasant feeling in my chest. I am remarkably calm tho. Relaxed, even, in a way. Only hearing from the love of my life can do this to me. It's a strange sensation. It's a dreadful kind of calm that comes from the acceptance of utter hopelessness. It's bittersweet. Some kind of melancholic feeling. Experiencing something sad as something beautiful. No anger or hatred, just sadness and the acknowledgement that the sadness means that it happened and that it was the experience of a lifetime. I had hope and I got to experience life because of it. All things come to an end. Que sera, sera.

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>>73648396
Fun fact: Every guy's penis has been inside their own mom's vagina while you passed through it as she was giving birth to you. So you're technically not a virgin.
Unless you were delivered via C-section. Then you're still pure.

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>>73657947
Why this happen?

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[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this tiny whore T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>73658289
Another cool fact is that every human has been inside their grandmother: since every female is born with their maximum set of eggs, including the egg that becomes you, those eggs where in your mom, who was inside her mom (your grandmother)

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura sound fat in her latest stream?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/r0m9wr_o0Qg?si=CyyyKgCpFDMgRs-u

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning retards

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>>73658941
listen when she clapped, you could hear the fat on her fat hands dampening the claps

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>>73658941
She sounded as beautiful as the day I found her. Perhaps even more beautiful if such a thing is possible. She sounded so magnificent that it got me this incredibly emotional.

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>>73658941

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Sex with a fembud.

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It confirmed once more that she's the love of my life and that I can't live without her. I always thought that the people I know underestimated love. That they were just pretending that theirs was the real deal. That they were making due with a cheap knockoff of the real deal. How else can they break up and move on as if it was nothing, right? I still think that I was right about the latter but I came to realize that I also completely underestimated love. Not what it is but just how much it can affect a person. Love is it for humanity. It's what it's all about. It will make, break and shape a man.

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Why is there never any black people posting in ggg? She has black fans, right? Just curious

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>>73659926
Because every time I tell people I'm black faggots in the thread either ask for a picture of myself or my dick.

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well?

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It can be a lifeline, to save. It can be a weapon, used to destroy. It can be comfort. It can be torture. It is bliss. The lack of it, dread. It can be a dream. It can become a nightmare. It is life and the lack thereof is death. The great hope and the great unequalizer.

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>>73660091
>I'm black faggots
Hmm, ok, whatever you wanna be due

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>>73660091
Do like your ancestors and make yourself into an ornament.

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>>73660344
Real Gura wrote this, i am 100% sure, no question about it

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>>73660428
So... is it safe to sexually bully this poster? >>73660344

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>>73660488
nyoooo you leave me alone i am not gura

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You can sexually bully me if you want

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Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

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>>73660618
Gura liked that image

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>>73659034
Goob morning faggot

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>>73661533
It blinked I swear I saw it blink.

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>>73661678
Meds

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Does anyone else feel like they're over-analyzing every little thing she said during last night's stream?

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which one of you is this?
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>>73661923
It's been months since anyone was able to analyze anything. Would be a non issue if she talked more.

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I'm glad to know Gura did not die in the Taiwan earthquakes.

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>>73662081
Proof?

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>>73661966
I wish I had my own Gura onahole

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I have never understood onaholes, just shape your hand into one. Is onaholes just 1 in many many aids for circumciced guys to be able to orgasm?

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do you think gura foot okay after bite

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>>73662212
She had it amputated after the stream and will be doing a giveaway next stream

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>>73662199
Your own hand doesn't compare to a twisty tight tunnel full of bumps and nibs teasing you especially when you warm it up.
Feeling wise it even feels better than an actual girl, but you're missing out on the adrenaline aspect which is a big part of what makes sex fun.

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Today i found out a friend have had an intestinal decease that forced him to implant poop from his father into his colon to introduce the good bacterias, i have no idea what to make of this, i thought he was trolling at first but then i looked it up and now i can't stop thinking about him walking around with his fathers poop inside him

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Somehow the thread is more schizo than ever after she streamed

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>>73662459
I hope they're gonna be alright. A lot can go wrong with life. I hate body horror. It can become a reality any day.

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>>73661559
Rubrubrub

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>>73662715
Schizo this, schizo that, ... Anyone that says anything is a schizo nowadays, apparently.

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>>73662247
oh no

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Some people live a body horror story from the day they were born. Life isn't fair. Maybe something did proceed this experience. Why would some people be born cursed?

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I was born cursed, but you know what? It doesn't bother me anymore. It got me right where I am now. Right where I am supposed to be, wherever that is. Maybe that is what a curse is. Something that initiates one's fate. A precursor of destiny. A pre-curse-or.

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I'm gay

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Gura wet the bed again..

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>>73664580
That's impossible. I swear I suck her cunny dry before she went to bed.

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I love you.

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Did anyone hear a waterheater during the stream?

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Goob morning

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>>73664580
Did she take off her diaper? That deserves a spanking.

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>>73665209
yeah and hid it i dont know where it is..

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>>73665325
I know where it is...

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>>73664580
>>73664703
>>73665209

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

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>>73665346
6 and it's me

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what's her favorite kind of diaper I vote bunnyhopps

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>>73665325
>not keeping enough diapers on hand to last a few years

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>>73665580
Shark themed diapers when?

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>>73665774
i hope soon..i wanna wear them

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>>73665580
>bunnyhopps
She mentioned Depend once during her GTA stream so those are probably what she is using

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>>73666052
she wouldn't use those terrible store brands at this point silly anon depends don't hold much

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>>73666052
Retard
Those are the worst diapers on the market.

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The fuck is going on here?

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>>73665346
Please correct your post. Gura pee is serious.

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>>73658644

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>>73665580
She wears those max capacity diapers that last 24 hours. By the time I change her every morning her cunny is drenched and ready for my goom.

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>>73665346
She's not a degenerate diaper fag. She pisses into her empty mountain dew 2 liters like a normal gamer.

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https://files.catbox.moe/v88grw.mp4

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>>73666585
she wanted to wear diapers for april fools a couple years ago but that dumbfuck ame prevented it

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>>73666585
i could buy her being one out of any Holo ENs..

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>>73643376
try putting some vanilla ice cream in the gura bowl and covering it with blueberries. that's my favorite thing to eat out of my gura bowl

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>>73659926
I'm a quadroon

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>>73666824
That sounds perfect, except you're missing strawberries. Gura would want you to add strawberries. Why haven't you been adding strawberries? You will add the strawberries.

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Talking about bowls, is acai bowls tasty or are they just a fad made by overhyping hipsters?

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>>73667008
Yes, Strawberries are important

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>>73667008
I'll do it if that's what Gura wants

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>>73667125
Both.

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>>73667125
they're okay but I wasn't very impressed by them. it's basically just sherbet

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>>73666901
I love the nyamunyamy

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>>73667008
I don't buy strawberries. Blueberries are better.

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>>73658941
The Gura fat schizo is back

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>>73667125
That does look like food for hipsters. Seems pretty good tho. Healthy as well. Would try.

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>>73667125
they're overpriced as fuck. if they were reasonable i would eat them all the time>>73667125

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spring really hit me today, the air smells sweet and flowery, I'm glad I don't have allergies.

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>>73668061
All the flowers scare me because I haven't mowed the lawn in over 8 months and the last time there were flowers I got attacked by wasps or something. They got inside my clothes it was traumatic

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>>73666901
I hate the nyamunyamy.

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statistically speaking, gura loves me the most

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>>73666688
All of Myth to wear diapers, to clarify. Ame robbed five different fanbases.

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>>73668655

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>>73668680
The irony of posting this when Gura was likely deeply hurt by the diaper veto.

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based on yesterday, Gura should tweet soon!

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>>73668655
I want to move to the diaper timeline...

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>>73669536
I also want to move timelines, I'd take any really, as longs as it's not as bad or worse than this one

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>>73669770
>Timeline where Gura streams 8 hours every day, but, all furniture is made of angry wasps.

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I heard you can escape the simulation by swallowing silica gel packets

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>>73669536
i want to move to the timeline where i'm her mommy wife..

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>>73669951
I want to rape this tsundere brat.

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>>73669951
You don't know what I'd do or give to experience this.

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>>73669951
angry Gabby is pretty hot too...

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>>73666166
Gura streamed so her fans are coming off the high and relaxing. So schizos and antis take over the thread because everyones too happy to care

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Imagine having a faggot for an oshi

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>>73670318
Oh yeah that tail...

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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

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>>73670856
Yes but gura is a fembuf

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>>73670698
yeah she's a dyke for me hands off..

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>>73640218
This art style is so wholesome.

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>>73672114
mmm yum, emergency rations

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>>73671893
does wholesome mean cunny

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>>73668680
It’s an Ame’s member stream where she talked about it, retard. It was Gura’s own suggestion.

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>>73671893
Y-yeah... It sure is...
That artist is so wholesome...

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I want to wear Guras soggy diapers as a hat

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I like wholesome art :3

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Gura

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Erotic art makes me sad now because I really do think she's having sex during her breaks and absences and all it does is remind me of that.
And no, not with you.

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>>73672814
If it makes you feel better she likely have sex even when she isn't on breaks

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should I tell him?

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>>73669951

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Woah, the obvious shitposter got shut down hard and fast. Thanks jannies, you do care sometimes.

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Your faith was strong, but you needed proof
You saw Gura bathing on the roof
Guras beauty in the moonlight overthrew ya
Gura tied you to a kitchen chair
Gura broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

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>>73670008
That’ll just make you sick, dumbud

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>>73673816
I’m more of a Dr. Seuss type nigga. Can you write something like that instead?

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