/asp/ - Aspiring Vtuber and Startup

[Anonymous No.]

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

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Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK (embed)
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
/asp/ discord server:
https://discord.gg/gYRtxV2mQd
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

Previous thread: >>73544852

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580480
Cat-looking dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580480
Bonni very cute. Would headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

kill shitcord bakers

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder
Would anyone want to see a babi schizo doing exclusively political and conspiracy nut content?
Alex Jones with tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580874
Not an /asp/ie

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580951
You have something interesting, now the problem is: how long will it take you to get cancelled? If you can farm some cancellations then you are gonna make it by just having a contrarian fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580480
isn't this bitch a /wasp/ crab?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish you would watch me more. I get so upset when I don't see you pop by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580951
Nigger you missed the train

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580951
>babi
literally why and don't say "because it's funny" because hearing a deep male voice come from a female model hasn't been funny or novel in years

[Anonymous No.]

>>73581239
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>73581629
Two reasons
Reason the first: People like tits
Reason the second: Doing it for the bit. The glowies put my brain in a womans body so nobody would take me seriously!

>>73581231
Depends. If I went all out I'd probably be able to get banned from the internet as soon as I was noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73581629
I'll be honest, babis come in two groups
>Anime-Addicted dude that treats Vtubing as playing FF14 or something, considers Vtuber as a playable character but not himself
>Usually southern sounding guy that thinks "Girl but with voice of dood" as the funniest idea since sliced bread. Usually lowkey transphobe or prejudiced towards someone

I don't consider Eggs or people that are obviously thinking of transitioning as babis, they are on their way to turn female. But annoyed at those top two groups, one is super lazy/autistic and the other one is a sexpest

[Anonymous No.]

>>73581629
because it's funny

[Anonymous No.]

1 year Anniversary stream

https://www.twitch.tv/albertmornvt

[Anonymous No.]

>>73581690
https://vocaroo.com/1kegWEr0FwD0

it is meaningless
the day we meet it will be awkward at first
you pose yourself as a confident person though i can see myself making the first move whether you admit it or not
we would make our first date a cat cafe and i will fill my empty album with pictures of your smile
you probably hate pictures of yourself but i will convince you to let me keep them
i might get too flirtatious and smack your ass hoping for you to do the same
we will match our walking pace and stroll around at night because i know thats the time you prefer
you will keep me calm from my fears and hold my palmy hand in the cool weather
we will pick up some fast food on the walk for dinner and i will interact with the cashier for you
i will pay before you get the chance and you will probably be a little salty that we didnt split the bill but accept it
we will rush the food home to your place before it gets cold and i will feed you while you play so the controller doesnt get greasy
nothing sexy would happen though it wouldnt upset me if thats what you desire
as long as we have a nice bath together with candles and a bath bomb and beverage as you wanted
then we cuddle to sleep as i wanted
but this wont happen

[Anonymous No.]

De you not realize how meaningless it is to not say their name? Nobody knows who you. Nobody knows who you are talking about. Nobody can even figure out who you are. Nobody even believes that you are talking about them. Yet you fret over some boogeyman who wants to crab you or your "loved" one? We wont even know who you are. Drop their name and it will be also meaning less. Nobody takes a random anonymius seriously. Start by telling us who they are then slowly approach them. If oh so much love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582202
drop the asp egg tierlist

[Anonymous No.]

>notice regular who's usually the first to like hasn't liked my post
>no activity on his twitter
Logic and reason indicate he's busy. But my instinct tells me he's trapped in a well and I need to find him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582506
https://vocaroo.com/1eiHP3uUpFjY

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

we need more girls in glasses

[Anonymous No.]

we need more guys in glasses

[Anonymous No.]

we need more enbies in glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582995
Gob...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582506
Its about rura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73583673
I just woke up don’t slander me like this, these men aren’t in their thirties are they?
asking for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>73583673
Is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582935
you didn't specify the style so

[Anonymous No.]

Sun's bulge requires kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582995
Here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582506
im referring to pafu

[Anonymous No.]

>>73583900
Cute..

[Anonymous No.]

>got out bid for the mic at the last minute
Croaky anon from a few days ago here, Still looking for a mic. I was getting a e835 because it's sounds "brighter?" but should i just get a SM58? there's so many more at the same and cheaper price point around here.
I was looking at the e835 because i assumed my voice would benefit more from that because to me it sounds higher pitched but if it sounds croaky to people would the SM58 suit it more since its a bit darker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73583849
I am

[Anonymous No.]

asps for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584507
Me and my chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582822
GET ME OUT OF HERE BRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584507
me and my chat, the second panel is me

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584507
me when I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>73581451
Wait so is the character a guy or girl? I seriously can never tell when i this person posted here. I like the tannish skin color tho not brown, but also not white

[Anonymous No.]

>>73581690
Let me be real with you here, friend.
You should try to tell them how you feel, if you really have those feelings you might make it easier on yourself and tell them what is going on. You never know if they are or not looking for something, hell, some might say they are not even willing to look for a relation but they get flustered and start reconsidering everything when someone honestly tells them how important they are to someone else. Not only that, but you can be sweet with your words and tell them in just one long paragraph what you had been going through, as this is not a thing only for you to deal with, tell them sweetly what has been going through your mind, what you think, why you like them, which things you wish to go through with them.
If you are convinced that you like them, or even more that you love them, please be honest, and clear with your feelings, it will only bring you harm and sadness to not be clear and at least know what are your real chances of getting to be with them. Do not put yourself through so much pain, because even if they didn't reciprocate your feelings, nobody would wish you to suffer like you are doing now, even more in such a situation where you have the possibility of taking action.
I believe in you, vagueposter! Go tell them!

[Anonymous No.]

Vagueposter has been at it for almost 6 most, Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

tierlist suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585293
Laugh tierlist

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585327
i havent heard enough aspies laughing to make a worthwhile list...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584507
I hate this kind of person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585293
Hentai tag

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585293
Egg tierlist

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585293
speaking of tierlist, is the tiermaker guy around to add people..

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585468
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585293
Horny power level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585468
Redditor post

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585293
Cringe, Cake, Hag/Oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>73582506
When I type him a vaguepost he knows it's for him and he knows who typed them Now what I didn't vaguepost about yet is how much I want to ride his dick and take control of him so he doesn't need to worry about doing anything, all he would need to do now is watch, listen and guide me thru each thrust, I want him to make lose my mind as I continue to make him go deeper and deeper inside me. I hope he wouldn't mind that thru this ecstasy I unconsciously start peeing on him a tiny bit. He can take the lead pining me on the bed continuing to fuck my hole, pull off and then cum on my tummy... And why not wash the cum off with his own piss. I'm still angry that we gave each other a piss kink after joking about it for months. I damn you my favorite Oji-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585430
I'll do this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585625
Are men in the middle range still called cake? real question, im out of the loop with terms

[Anonymous No.]

asps for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585665
haru WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585988
me if i wasn't a coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585293
probably their favorite color,
Most/least Menhera
Likelihood of making a tier list
Likelyhood of surviving in the wilderness
how fast they have an orgasm
How many plushies they probably own

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584749
I'M COMING STAY CALM

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585988
(you)
>>73585981
Do men even have that kind of sub division?
I though it just went boy->man->oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585665
More of you need to be shamed until you learn to stop posting this garbage online

[Anonymous No.]

It's been months since I've had sex with my partner, they're too vanilla. I don't want to leave them because everything else about them is perfect, but I need to be choked and pushed down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584311
just get a condenser mic. AT2020 or MV7X

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584507
Me and my chat but I'm the 3rd panel

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585665
Shut the fuck up poppy

[Anonymous No.]

Big league chew bucket is a REALLY good stand for the snowball mic would recommend both

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586668
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586668
>bucket of big league chew
would be gone in a day if I had..

[Anonymous No.]

Virgins talking about bring horny is so cringe

[Anonymous No.]

dont take this too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580951
Kirsche already exists for that kind of content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903
i like how most of these imply aspies are primarily bottoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903
Incomprehensible

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903
>no futa category

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587058
think of it more like what kind of doujins I want to see for each boy (making all of them bottoms except the vanilla category)

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587116
so real for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903
Bottom row seiso master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903
Why am I in the cum inflation tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587116
>fully dodged the bottom allegations
We are so BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587238
because i want to see you drink/anally receive gallons of cum, fucking duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584254
say her name

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587301
Elliot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585988
Pantsu, Ainslie, Homomomo, cabvr, Renata, Coyote, whoever is the boy kiss poster, merlie, albert

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903

Ay Yo!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587058
I thought that was the norm and the tops were the exeption

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903
I'm in vanilla but secretly am non con

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585049
Female character, male actor. so a babi.
But the chuuba has been exclusively in character I forgot there's a guy running it

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587520
Porn brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587520
in the gay sphere, yeah. I guess I forgot how gay asp is

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903
asking for art of everyone in cum inflation so i can show my boss at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580951
Nobody wants to see a male doing this because there's so many irony poisoned dudes trying to be like this and there are more than enough actual biological females doing this that the niche is covered now. Being a babi schizo is just part on course for people like this and they run our of steam after a few streams too.

[Anonymous No.]

Which discord is stirring up thr babi complaining this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>73580480
Get ready to get Wacky!
Content Warning with Patchey, Mawg, Shanaha, and Pafu starts now!
https://www.twitch.tv/patcherypittari
https://www.twitch.tv/mawg

[Anonymous No.]

>>73588880
my orc is streaming, but I'll drop everything for cuties playing content warning, this game is very funny to me

[Anonymous No.]

I updated OBS so I could have "Application Audio Capture (Beta)" for Discord audio capture, but it doesn't appear to be there. It's just not there. What am I missing here?

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/1lW9HQ7F3wmq

do you ever feel like life is a sort of purgatory? A waiting room for an appointment with the void.
You can read all the magazines; some are good, some bad, but all ultimately existing to kill time before the receptionist calls your name.

do you ever find yourself during the day hit with a sudden sense of ennui or even dread,
wishing for some abstract kind of transcendence you can't even begin to understand?
some kind of existence beyond this one, where everything fits into place and you are cog in the machine of the universe
where everything works in perfect order

does the chaos terrify you too?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
Attempt to peg me at your own risk

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589297
Works on my machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>73581276
name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584507
Claudette

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
Not happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589540
Stop responding to this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a hint. Tell me where to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
>top
>not peggable

Holy shit its Christmas in April, there's hope for my brand yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
Elliott is massively pegganle

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
i don't see beryl??

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586527
I'll look around for some but there are are so many of both the mics i was looking here due to the music scene that even new ones can go for <30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589610
What did gobb mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
Oh no not my number 1 fetish

[Anonymous No.]

QB live
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

[Anonymous No.]

Going into the "support" larp we were having a few posts ago
I personally feel imposter syndrome acting like a supportive person
Sometimes I feel like people will tell I'm secretly an asshole, anyone else have those thoughts?
Basically how you act with other Vtubers feels "fake"

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586610
That was 100% Chrii

[Anonymous No.]

>>73590413
Not really, because I'm not secretly an asshole, but I totally get it. If you're acting a lot nicer than you actually are, or if your chuuba personality is way different from your usual one, it's the guilt of putting on a fake performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
You have me pegged as peggable but I want both pegged AND choked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73590546
Keep my name out of your whore mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586903
>vanilla
>>73589400
>peggable
getting mixed signals here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73590856
No one wants to hear about your wet dreams Chrii

[Anonymous No.]

More leaked haru leg pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>73590413
It does feel fake, but then I think back to the times others pretended to or half interestedly watched my streams. I knew they were phoning it in a bit but the gesture was still appreciated and it made streaming to the void that much easier. So I still try to show support for others even if my heart's not totally in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591281

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591397
The mods can't keep silencing me
https://files.catbox.moe/zvw97i.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591281
You already have two, don't be greedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591308
Yeah, look I don't personally hate anyone.
Vtubers are supposed to spread positivity always, I just don't feel like a positive person internally
I don't know how some people manage to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>73590413
Stop overthinking it. Just by being in someones stream and lurking- adding to the +1 even when they're muted is still support. If someone wants to crab you for being unsupportive for doing that, then they're fucking retarded. You're going out of your way to support someone, even if passively.

We all have lives, who the fuck has time to sit and watch the 100s of us /here/ and actively listen while also doing our own content creation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591248
No one wants to hear niggers speak either but you keep opening your mouth to assult my ears with your monkey noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591507
Do you have any of his butt or dick yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591640
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591743
Sorry for being born...

[Anonymous No.]

Tierlist of most annoying women /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591969
all of them are the most annoying
love from kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.]

>>73591969
All of them are schizophrenic attention whores. Some are just slightly less annoying

[Anonymous No.]

i think some of you need to know there's a difference between being a fujo and being a yume and that these two terms are not interchangeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592086
They should both die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592086
I was gonna point this out. Technically Renata isn't a fujo right? She talks about destroying ojis herself so that'd make her a yume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592086
Well teach us with pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592293
doesn't she also want to see them fuck each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592086
i'm not gonna call you a liar but I am gonna point out that I've met multiple fujos that were hard in denial and said they were just yumes at first before we got to know each other better

[Anonymous No.]

>Doing niche content stream
>Ready to end and raid
>No one asps I follow are live
>No one larger I'm comfortable raiding is live
>Blind shoot a vtuber in the category to raid
>Expect discussion of the niche content
>He wont stop talking about peoples personal lives
Hate, suffering

[Anonymous No.]

Are oji malevtubers in demand?

[xXx_koragifan1999_xXx No.]

good morning /asp/!
thank you for responding to the surveypost in the last thread, I read through the responses here (in order, so you can scroll through to find yours). I really appreciate all the great underrated recs you gave!
https://vocaroo.com/1nTzKKJygFb3

hope you have a nice Saturday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592551
I dunno but there's definitely an oversaturation of femboys and traps. We need more men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
20 mins of the n word -_-

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592677
im disappointed now that its not real

[Anonymous No.]

I want more vtubers here to announce this one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592709
stopped listening 30 seconds in, don't want to ruin my headcanon of uwo being racist and hating cripples

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
Thanks Uwo

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592650
Tier list of femboys and traps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592745
I'm a boy, I can't get pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592994
Anything's possible as long as we try hard enough!

[Anonymous No.]

post boys that should get impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
>I'm peggable
>Slushy is not
Excuse me? And poly isn't either? You bet your ass he's getting dommed by lolihitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593087
noooo, pumping me full of your cum until I'm cumflated won't get me pregnant, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593215
damn, i'd pay for a futa mond x poly doujin unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592745
oh nice I had no idea, happy for bessie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
I'm not even here, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593223

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593295
she also just announced she got married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592745
One day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
fell asleep before I could reply to the original post, but have a good weekend bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592745
huh, feel like for a while now I'd wonder every month or so why I never see her around anymore only to check and see she hadn't graduated or anything. well, happy for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
shoot I missed another real uwo post again

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593327
based, that's great to hear. haven't kept up with her much lately, but she was incredibly kind and supportive of my oshi when not many others were a few years back, so I'll always wish her the best

[Anonymous No.]

Hey hey /asp/
Digbys here playin some Dragons Dogma 2
Hope you're ready for a long stream cos I got nothin else to do for days LITERAL DAYS!

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

[Anonymous No.]

>>73586223
He still hasn't given sign of life. I know his timezone and weather patterns and occupation and work times so I could potentially deduce his general location. Haaaaaaaaaah I won't be crazy over this though I definitely won't. I won't scare people away by being obsessive. I am normal and I will not stalk my viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592745
having children is very important to me. I want as many as I can support. I see things like this and it makes me very happy for them, I hope she raises her child well with plenty of love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73589400
I dare you to try and peg me without losing an arm.
t. roks cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
You guessed right with the gamedevpilled answer, gotta remember to add an image next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593666
thank you ubume, very cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592912
I made this. If you're not on here you're either female, not human, or I just don't even know what you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593327
Who's the lucky sum bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593730
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593709
I'm a man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
Thank you slab man this has made my week sadly I'm not icefox I'm CrazyKitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593779
daddy ubume...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593724
camui doesnt feel like a shota to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593724
camui is more femboi than shota

[Anonymous No.]

camui please play a game I care about so I can finally watch you

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593860
>>73593913
Honestly he didn't really fit in any of the categories so I just went with shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593724
Haru is a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593991
He's borderline but not quite a trap. To me trap is "draw female, it's a male".

[Anonymous No.]

All these recent Gen 4 anniversaries make me nostalgic

[Anonymous No.]

>>73590363
the boys will know butthole pleasures, at least once

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593709
nah that's haru

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592551
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593724
cumflating everyone here who isnt in Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594082

Speaking of gens, what gen are the new debuts in the last month or so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594261
There are no more gens, gen5 schizoposting killed them, everyone is now /asp/ie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594074
That's what he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
You sounded like an AI on the first 20 seconds, I got scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
If you want more balatro streamers, nosharko is somewhat obsessed with that game. Although void stranger came out so she's obsessed with this game as well now. It's a fifty fifty usually, sometimes even both!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
>misgendered WIP
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594781
dont breach containment, back to wasp you go

[Anonymous No.]

Those of you who have tried ads on the chans, can you set where your ad is shown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594866
WIP is a girl???

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594963
viewer to chuuba...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593724
>momomo
>daiya
>iriya
>bunkum
>gclef
>eliott

>femboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594963
As much of a girl as any babi can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594632
It is a ai you dumb nigger. Every uwo post has been me

[Anonymous No.]

>>73595312
that ai? all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594781
Now put the rest of the girls on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
>not another one of you
shut up uwo. im going to force my bl knowledge on everyone and you're gonna like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592293
Im a fujoyume. A fujoshi can also be a yume but ive seen there's been an uptick in people finding men attractive, projecting emotions onto themselves and thinking they are a fujo when rather they are a yumejoshi. Yumes have their own unique history, but to put it simply it's where a Yumejo will ship their oc/self insert with a fictional character. It's very self indulgent and there are many type of yume (im not going over them). if you want yumes as your audience, you must keep in mind that SOME yumes are the type of anons that inhabit /cbdct/ and they're much more parasocial and gachikoi than the average yume. Fujoshi don't care about what you do aslong as you have homoerotic interactions with other male chuubas. Whilst a large majority of yumes are relatively normal and understanding, you have a small but loud minority of yume that are no different than unicorns that want you to be exclusive to just your fans and no-one else. Fujoshi do not have these dream fantasies and do not have any romantic feelings towards their target. i should clarify i do not yume vtubers but rather actual fictional characters that are not real.
you can check a twitter thread about yume here: https://x.com/sachiko__tw/status/1668525031717244929

[Anonymous No.]

>>73590546
Not me I was biking to Germany
>>73590856
>>73591743
Not me but pretty close to how I speak you filthy low life skinwalker, instead of trying to stir shit in my name you better hit the go live button so we can have beef together like real retarded adults instead of hiding yourself anonymously like a coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>73595920
I love that you're like a human tvtropes article

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596007
holy shit anon you didn't have to kill her like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>73595920
Thanks for the lore, always trying to increase the culture knowledge level

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594963
a tranny so it depends if you consider that a girl or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585665
Some things should be kept to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596039
i don't know anything about tvtropes so im gonna pretend i know what they meant
>>73596225
ur welc. i just dont want fujos calling themselves yume when they just want to see their oshi kiss other men or yumes calling themselves fujos when they wanna fuck their oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594866
>>73594963
SEE?
And all you fuckers get mad when we say that WIP still has a masculine voice and should do voice reps to change it.
But you just don't wanna listen and say its hate. The truth is, outside of this bubble, most people are gonna assume WIP is a babi.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what to play on stream everything seems a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596321
You're cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596364
>we
Cope more salty fag lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596364
Telling her she needs to do voice reps unprompted is incredibly rude and you should rope yourself, you insufferable faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596437
*cums on u*

[Anonymous No.]

Name one (1) chuuba and I will draw them. You have to promise to praise my art though. Ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596600
cody

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596600
Shvah

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596600
what the other anon said, cody

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596600
hanabi

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596600
Sukadrii

[Anonymous No.]

I need a yume audience. I want cute smelly girls to love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596750
I wrote this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596750
Drop your link and I will help mold you into the perfect ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>73584507

Mama Ubume is the second panel. But it gets gross and cringe and you won’t get a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596364
Oh, WIP is legitimately trans? I didn't know that. I thought it was just that the character was a girl like suraya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596901
But I'm too young to be an ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596964
I will beat the ojisan into you. Now open wide

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596750
You have to be charismatic, know what girls like, entertaining, and still relatively harmlessno sliding into dms trying to date your viewers, anon
Good luck I believe in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
Thanks for the kind words. Good to see that I am improving slowly. Also the reason I didn't say their name was cause they're not on the boards so I didn't know if I should mention by name or not

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

Geltaran, Fwofie, Haru, and Hazmat are collabing on Content Warning!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597035
miss what do i do if viewer dmed me instead? did i make it because of that?

[Anonymous No.]

I see all these people getting collabs lately and nobody ever messages me asking if I would do one. Fwofie hasn't been here for long for example and she has been in a few already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597295
Fwofie is the one messaging and since she's nice, people say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597295
You're gonna die when you see Alpin's collab lineup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597295
Nobody asks me either, I'm always the one talking to people about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597295
You have to be the one to message first if you're not a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73595920
my goal is to get gachi koi sei

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwJm5hnWv6E

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597218
That might mean you made it, yeah, but I still wouldn't go for it. too many chances of viewer-chan just wants a taste of the fame, or just has coomer brain and doesn't actually want to be with you. you also run the risk of making other viewer-chans turn on you if you're tainted goods.

[Anonymous No.]

I was talking to a friend who doesn't know that I'm a vtuber the other day and he brought up a Minecraft streamer he's watching and talked about how she must be very new or not good at streaming yet because she "only" has a little over 3000 subs on YouTube. Haha... yeah I'm sure she'll get used to streaming one day haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597400
>>73597295
>Fwofie hasn't dm'd you
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597295
starting to realize I might need to join these private discords in order to open myself up for collabs. im not a big discord chatter but I hope i make friends regardless

[Anonymous No.]

I checked out bonnie, she sounds like a slightly posh south easterner

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597643
miss miss im a 1view, what is the course of action then? are they dangerous or fine? she has been messaging me daily...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73594866
>>73594963

WIP doesn't put pronouns anywhere or even mention that they are a girl, has a non-passing voice, and even has a very androgynous model. You really really cant blame anyone from misgendering them. Only thing that remotely suggests that they want to be seen as female if you aren't familiar with them is that their name is Rachel, which is only suggested at on twitter not on twitch.

Lots of people probably wouldn't even think they are a babi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597295
I have literally been leaving an open invitation for collabs for the past month+

(Slowly but surely though I am learning who is who and if you seem like a cool person I will reach out but 99% sure you're drama baiting for nothing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597890
>daily
It's too late, I'm sorry. She's already outside of your window.. farewell, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597035
this
you have to show a little bit of vulnerability when streaming to your yumes. have moments of weakness where you admit how you really feel about your yumes and how they affect your streams. you can say normal things like "hope you guys have eaten today," or make lewd jokes if that's not something you do often. Show sides of yourself that the yumes think you dont show often. It's no different than being a host at a host club. Don't try and get close with them outside of streams, though. Many yumes do not like it when there's actual possibility of you wanting to know them personally. Let the yumes come to you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73597940
sorry lad, if you dont talk to me i consider those like a "I HATE YOU, YOU BETTER NOT EVEN TRY TO MESSAGE ME BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU TO KILL YOURSELF", and no i will not tell you who the fuck im because you might just crab me because of my desperation, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598121
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

what is renata's type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598267
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598066
I'm taking notes here. I'm guessing I should also start avoiding collabs with women now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598267
Gossipy moth guy to talk shit about others behind their back

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598759
kliffoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598267
(You)!

[Anonymous No.]

I love him so much. Watching his beautiful eyes flutter open in the morning before I kiss his forehead is my heart's greatest desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598912
so true oomfie

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598912
name him sis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73592588
I didn't expect to be mentioned, but glad to hear you have a decent impression of me at least! Hope you have a lovely day as well, I end up sharing your clips on twitters and the like with friends pretty often-

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599007
If I were to do that, it'd be too easy to deduce who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/13utzu8RS74r

[Verse]
Renata walks down the street
Looking oh so fine
She's got a smile that could stop a clock
And she knows she's one of a kind
But all she wants is an old man's love
To hold her hand tight
But they all walk on by
Leaving Renata in the night

[Verse 2]
She goes to the dance
Dressed in her Sunday best
Hoping to catch an old man's eye
And finally feel blessed
But they just sip their drinks and chat
Ignoring her allure
Oh
She's got a heartache
Because their love is so pure

[Chorus]
Renata
Renata
Why can't they see?
That you're the one they need
The one who holds the key
Renata
Renata
Don't you lose hope
One day they'll realize
The love they've been missing
They've been missing with Renata

[Anonymous No.]

I want to strangle every vagueposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599379
It's okay, you can rest assured they're never talking about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599468
thats why hes acting like that, he's a miserable shell of a human that no vagueposter would have foster secret feelings for

[Anonymous No.]

Today, I really need to decide what to make for the gamejam

https://www.twitch.tv/icefoxzettai

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596619

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599631
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I just realised I was one of the first named on someone saying they'll make a Live2D model. While it would be highly appreciated, I know typically it's the first named who gets it, but the art of my Live2D is close to be finished! Please, Mr anon,

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599223
For what it's worth, I'm sure they appreciate the sentiment even if you can't name them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599782
I had a brain freeze and hit post way too fast wwww
Please Mr Anon, if you were going to make me (Ruadh) one, give to someone else!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599631
cuuute

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599631
look at this gay little retard who loves fighting people on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599853
They're aware and reciprocate my feelings :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599631
I NEED to pet this cat NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599631
Nice work!

[Anonymous No.]

Goodbye and so long
I hope you choke on the words I wrote for you in this song
You'll hear me sing when you pass away
Can't say that I blame you for having bad taste
You know I still think about how you kinda treated me badly and you still do
I wonder if you ever tried to change
You're so full of shit and you're still the same

I'm looking forward to the day I get to dance on your grave
Even though you're already dead inside don't you know I hate you for being alive?
Every breath you take is a waste of space
Every move you make is a total disgrace
When you know you're living on borrowed time you're dirt you're already dead inside

And it was funny and it was sad the stupid shit that always made her mad
There was literally nothing that I could fucking say
Can't say that I blame her for being that way
Our lives were shameful and a waste of time
Regret so she could still make me cry
I wish that you could somehow take me back
Closest thing to love that I ever had

[Anonymous No.]

should i softblock someone whose only crime is filling my feed with boring retweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600339
just remembered i can disable retweets.... nice

[Anonymous No.]

should I draw renata getting gangbanged by twinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600339
just mute them

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600526
make it so kliff is sitting in the background getting cucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600526
yes, make kliff cry in the bg

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are vile

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600017
so you are already with them? then why do you come here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600800
whatd i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600017
Poppy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600900
How does Camui keep attracting the most insane girls to obsess over him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600900
Who?
>>73600817
Yes, am I not allowed to come to the thread? Just giving vagueposters some hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601081
what's wrong with chrii

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601096
then, if you with them, did being here give you any aid towards getting to be with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601129
nothing, the abicord just has it out for her so she's getting crabbed more than usual lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>73596964
We start training immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>73600526
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601201
deserved

[Anonymous No.]

Singing stream time! Going to be doing some more Jim Croce & some Fallout music! And whatever people might recommend!
https://www.twitch.tv/ruadhuacailte

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601081
Survivorship bias.
Only the insane/gullible would fall for his manipulation techniques

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning Abigail, I see you're already shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73598720
Yes. Don't steer into BFE territory but you can dance around it if you really want delulu yumes. Remember stuff about your yumes and bring it up next time they pop into your stream, but dont single one out because you want all your yumes to feel equally appreciated. Act stupid and clueless about the yumes you're attracting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601157
Our paths would have never crossed had I not come here and this space led to key insights and revelations. He's the only reason I don't regret posting in this god forsaken thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601820
>delulu
hmm... interesting choice of words you had there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601666
Eraxs shut the fuck up you creep

[Anonymous No.]

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart

[Anonymous No.]

How do you muster up the energy when the world is at the bring of World War 3, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602026
nothing ever happens, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602026
Stopped watching the news 8 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602026
The answer is who cares

Do you want to wallow and do nothing or do you want to make your remaining time worthwhile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601965
I want to watch people that use this thread take their last breaths

[Anonymous No.]

how's about another round of "name a chuuba?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602215
i don't think so, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73599631
Cody here. TT this is super cute. thank you anon, I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602026
Terrible things happened yesterday as well, and the week before, and the month before. And yet we live on
It's important to maintain your sense of scope even in this digital world where you can learn about everything going on

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for stopping by my Anniversary stream bwos

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601965
It's gonna break when the Alpin collab lineup start pouring in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602215
coyote but his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602215
Pantsu! (StripedPantsuCh for those who don't know)

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602341
you mean kitanya or

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601957
not him

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602026
it's really not.
no major power is interested in WW3 happening.

[Anonymous No.]

cute hag is playing video games!
https://www.twitch.tv/thebananaverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>73585665
Makes sense my Niji oshi was Pomu the way I attract all the pisscels.

[Anonymous No.]

>shania moves to /asp/
>quality of the threads takes a nosedive
Hmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73601927
it's twitterspeak but its moreso just to clarify the difference between gachikoi yume and normal yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602470
The ai character dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602740
shania has been ritualposting here every day and it has no effect on the thread quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602215
Zeph looking out of place with the DRG dwarves

[Anonymous No.]

>>73593932
My streams are more like zatsus, just come by and hang out for a bit! What games are you interested in though?

[Anonymous No.]

More suffering via paper cuts in todays stream! Time for more of Paper Mario Master Quest, the romhack that makes Paper Mario punch you in the balls repeatedly!! Also a repost in the next thread would be appreciated plz and ty!
https://www.twitch.tv/finbar_haughey_vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602909
Shut up Shania

[Anonymous No.]

>>73603309
no!

[Anonymous No.]

Playing Monhun with a pal

twitch.tv/skabvt

[Anonymous No.]

I just downloaded the latest Veadotube update. Everything looks pretty good and it seems to use a little less CPU, but for whatever reason the Spout2 Capture doesn't work with this one even after restarting my PC. Anyone else having issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602666
nvm internet is shit rn lol
>>73602740
been too busy trying to get resident evil 6 to work to be posting. game is busted, all I can do is access the options menu

[Anonymous No.]

>>73587419
not me but i'm surprised to see that happening, it is truly a different era
>>73589973
truly a different era

[Anonymous No.]

>>73603439
Works on my machine. Check that the sprout capture in your OBS is set to "first available source" or something similar (and that it's not still looking for the old instance of veadotube).
Also, check that your veadotube is in sprout mode to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73603595
what the fuck -jacks off fujo dick furiously-

[Anonymous No.]

>>73595920
Wait, but yumes dont want to fuck their oshis, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73603595
This guy groomed a girl half his age btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>73603797
I double checked and yeah both of those things are set. Not sure what else to try. Also, if it's of any relevance, the Game Capture method works just fine, but I'd rather use Spout.

[Anonymous No.]

fresh bake
>>73604159

[Anonymous No.]

>>73602735
I would have never guessed you had a piss fetish. Who's the lucky girl that gave you that kink?