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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

SuperGroupies x Gawr Gura Collab
US / Canada
https://us.super-groupies.com/blogs/feature/gawr-gura-hololive-english-01-watch-jacket-bag-acrylic-stand-new-collaboration-items?utm_source=twi_us&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326gawrgura
or
Worldwide
https://www.super-groupies.com/feature/hololive_01_watch?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326hololive_gawrgura

Previous Thread: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

SuperGroupies x Gawr Gura Collab
US / Canada
https://us.super-groupies.com/blogs/feature/gawr-gura-hololive-english-01-watch-jacket-bag-acrylic-stand-new-collaboration-items?utm_source=twi_us&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326gawrgura
or
Worldwide
https://www.super-groupies.com/feature/hololive_01_watch?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326hololive_gawrgura

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>> No.73543582 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.73543603
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.73543641

Sex with a fembud.

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>>73543582
SNIFFFFF

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Previous Thread: >>73478408

>> No.73543715

>>73543559
Retard.

>> No.73543804

Please call me a retard.

>> No.73543888
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So would it be better to cancel my goodsmile preorder and get the nendo through amazon?

>> No.73543956
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.73544226

I have Gura right here and she's reading everything, please be nice to her.

>> No.73544286

Imagine cumming in Gura over and over and over again all night as you impregnate her tiny womb.

>> No.73544325

>>73543888
how much did you pay on goodsmile? it's like 40 bucks on amazon

>> No.73544376
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>>73544286
that's exactly what I did!

>> No.73544561

>>73544376
I hate the nyamunyamy.

>> No.73544634

>>73542478
Nope. All their stream times are staying the same out of commitment and compassion for their fans.

>> No.73544658

>>73544561
No you don't

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>>73543559

>> No.73544959

>>73544376
I love the nyamunyamy

>> No.73545076

>>73543559
This is why I love one piece swimsuits

>> No.73545107
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chumbies i just farted a wet bubble and it smells like burnt rubber and eggs.

>> No.73545183

>>73545107
Based

>> No.73545309

Gura, please fart into my ear piercing.

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Child

>> No.73545432
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Day 55! Give it up for day 55!

>> No.73545703

What kind of slippers or footwear does gura wear during the winter, and now that winter is over, what do they smell like after her sweaty little feetsies have been in there for 4 - 5 months? Like if they were moccasins, imagine the smell..

>> No.73545771

Proof that Gura is indeed cute?

>> No.73545823

>>73545432
There has not been one single day that gura hasn't streamed that I haven't goomed to gura on that day. Every day she doesn't stream, i cum to her. And i'm going to keep cumming to her. And then when we meet up, i'll be cumming in her.

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>>73545771
even AI knows she's cute.

>> No.73545932

name your price for a picture of Gura's butthole

>> No.73546147

>>73545932
$2,000, That also gives me more money to super chat her when she gets back.

>> No.73546154

How tight is Gura's anus? Would fucking it cause me pain?

>> No.73546235

What about proof that Gura is ugly?

>> No.73546245
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>>73544226
I'd like to sexually bully and ryona Gura until Gawr my love comes out T u T

>> No.73546282

No being horny for MY daughterwife!

>> No.73546338
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>>73546245
Why the hell do girls love to get chocked? Can someone explain this shit to me?

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>>73546245
I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this poster.

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>>73546245

>> No.73546402

>>73546356
I'm ok with this as long as you're not a fatty. I swing both ways T u T

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>>73545771
look no further

>> No.73546494

What does gura do for a living?

>> No.73546657

>>73546338
they want to be dominated

>> No.73546750

>>73546338
I feel like I made this post. Are you me

>> No.73546788

>>73546494
exist

>> No.73546806

>>73535788
I would hope this is not true. If this is the case she needs us more than ever. I have some money saved even if its not true I will donate it to Gura in superchats as I know it will go along way to help her. I have money so I will not notice this is gone but as long as I can help her I will.

>> No.73546809

>>73544325
The goodsmile preorder comes to $46.33 after taxes and shipping.

>> No.73546948

>>73546809
so about the same, I remember paying about 80 with shipping when it first came out

>> No.73546951

>>73546809
What did you order chumbud?

>> No.73547169

Gura
Wife

>> No.73547204

Gura
Onahole

>> No.73547268

>>73546948
The first is not the same as the third. Still surprised it’s getting a third rerun that’s super rare

>> No.73547401
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>>73546951
The Gooba nendo.

>> No.73547422

You know, I clicked on this thread, and that guy still doing his thing a year later aside, I somehow don't think that what a person with brain cancer needs more than ever is a bunch of online fans.

>> No.73547431
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>>73547268
How many nendos get multiple reruns?

>> No.73547561
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This is a cunny.

>> No.73547571

>>73547401
I wish I had the money for one. I have missed out on it every time. I can only hope it keeps coming back so I will have the money one day.

>> No.73547605

gura looks dumb

>> No.73547655
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>>73547561
No, THIS is cunny.

>> No.73547666

>>73547561
a cute bunny?

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>>73547561
I never got to pet a rabbit before

>> No.73547733
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>>73547605
ye, ain't she beautiful?

>> No.73547776

>>73547431
Most popular ones get a rerun. Maybe a handful reach three. If she gets one more she’ll be among the biggest character ips. That said those are over a decade of time while hers was in 3 years

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>>73547776
I'm proud to be a chumbie

>> No.73547903

>>73547431
Quite a few. People think that it's rare because a lot of popular anime ones don't even get one rerun, but that's probably because of licensing stuff

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>>73547561
Didn't think someone would save the picture of my bunny. She's turning ten this summer.

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C'mere you.

>> No.73548346

>>73543559
this is a child

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>>73548121

>> No.73548521

>>73548346
out of 10 TuT

>> No.73548570

>>73548400
Why is she showing her panties off to everyone behind her in the arcade?

>> No.73548805
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>>73548521
don't you feel bad about yourself for lusting over children?

>> No.73549027

I love Gura, she's so cute.

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>>73548805
Does this look like a child to you?

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>>73548805
no Im too busy making more with her

>> No.73549543

Gura is a shark.

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>> No.73549773

>>73549725
Gura really did get fat...

>> No.73549800

>>73549543
Gura is my wife

>> No.73549827

>>73549800
This is my post.

>> No.73550037

>>73549827
I sometimes feel a little crazy making most of these posts. Just talking to myself at this point

>> No.73550099

>>73549725
I want to rub this shark's belly

>> No.73550267

I am everyone in this thread. I am the giga ebi.

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I have consumed everyone in this thread. I am the true giga shrimp.

>> No.73550792

>>73550709
I want to be just like like giga hyper fatfuck

>> No.73550816

Only Gura consumes ebis.

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WOAH, this place is huge.

>> No.73550891

>>73550709
God I wish that were me.

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MY wifey

>> No.73551144

>>73550942
wrong shes mine

>> No.73551373
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I'm never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.73551481

>>73551373
please read :(

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>> No.73552278

>>73543715
Your dad

>> No.73552569

>>73549198
After watching a certain magical index I now believe lolis are dangerous. Save a loli get a head wound lose your memory.

>> No.73552676

How have the member comments been? I haven't checked in a couple months. I'm guessing most of are just supportive and act like nothing is wrong or Gura can do no wrong.

>> No.73553264

>>73543888
>>73546809
No reason to cancel, it's more for convenience, for people who haven't ordered yet. Got both of mine from goodsmile during the first run and shipping was prompt, no complaints.

>> No.73553518

>>73552676
why don't you check yourself?

>> No.73554099

>>73553264
Alright. I'll just go with goodsmile then. Thank you for the responses.

>> No.73554316
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POO POO THE FEDS ARE WATCHING ME

>> No.73554357

>>73554316
Good. You probably deserve it.

>> No.73554395
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FUCK DRUGS
FUCK BITCHES IN THE CLUB

>> No.73554592
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>>73554357
>Good. You probably deserve it.

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>> No.73554860

>>73554316
Good make feds afraid again.

>> No.73555029

Gib Gerbal my beloved.

>> No.73555378
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I would like to look up Gura's skirt from below.

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Jesus christ, I feel like a failure

>> No.73555579
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I don't want to work in an amazon warehouse chumbies but its probably my future now.

>> No.73555629

>>73555504
same desu except I actually am one.

>> No.73555932

>>73555378
She wants you to do that too! But Cover won't let her.

>> No.73556195
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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>> No.73557030

>>73543559
SEXXO T o T

>> No.73557094
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>> No.73557118

>>73557094
Sleep tight buddy. I think I'll head out too

>> No.73557131
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>>73557094
Oyasame

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>>73557094
sharkdreams

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>>73557094
goob morning

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Sleep well chumbies.
I'm feeling a bit more tired than usual today.

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I just read that blinking rapidly helps you fall asleep, so I'll try that later.

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>> No.73558598

>>73557094
oyasame. hopefully gura soon.

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>>73555579
Please don't, chumbie. You can do better than that, I believe in you.

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>>73559056
I'll try my best to find something better

>> No.73559371

>>73555579
It's so shit, please do anything else.

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>> No.73559561

>>73559371
why is it shit? that one forklift bud tlaks about driving a forklift and listening to streams all day, what makes amazon so much worse than that

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>>73559371
I got an interview coming up for something else. I just hope I don't sperg out.

>> No.73559886

>>73549725
T u T

>> No.73560076

>>73559561
There's zero chance at the Amazon warehouse I worked at they would let you listen to streams, there's like 8 forklift guys on a shift of several hundred people, they isolate you for 10 hours at a station, they are too far away to talk to anyone else comfortably, and the people you're close to are randomly assigned every day, you likely won't end up next to the same person twice in a month, and a large percentage of them are immigrants who can barely speak english, most of the day is moving at a steady and kind of fast pace, if you go slow for any reason, even if it's not your fault, you get harassed by some random faggot with a laptop for 5 minutes for not hitting the 300 item/h rate. You get written up for having a phone out, so you're with nothing but your own thoughts, and the constant beep of the machines. You get 15 minute breaks, but the breakrooms are a 5 minute walk away from your station most days because the warehouse is so big, so you might as well just stay at your station, but you get written up if you sit down at your station. You get talked to if you take more than 5 minutes to go to the bathroom, the bathroom is a 2 minute walk each way most days. No one gives a fuck about anything, the bins are fucked to get things in and out of because people are going so fast they just jam whatever they have in there. Managers don't exist unless you're in trouble, at one point I had an issue and needed to talk to my manager and your station has a "call manager button" I had it pressed for 3 10 hour shifts in a row until I gave up and decided to just tank my rate one day, and what do you know, he showed up in like an hour.

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>>73559561
nta but I might be that forkliftbud
I only hear terrible things about working in Amazon warehouses, but I don't actually know how true it is. Whereas I'm working in the shipping department in a food processing plant and it's by far the most chill department in this place and the pay isn't the worst.
It's just me and one other guy running it every night and we can just work at our own pace most of the night while still having the last few hours of the shift to do literally nothing expect dink around on our phones until we punch out. It's a sweet gig really.
Amazon is likely NOTHING like this.

>> No.73560213

>>73559561
Driving a car in the city is much harder than operating a forklift, retard.

>> No.73560252

>>73560076
thanks that sounds horrible and I get why everyone talks about how shit it is now

>> No.73560343

>>73560076
>>73560154
Heaven and Hell

>> No.73560521
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If you want a job, just work for any grocery store. People say Costco treats their workers well.

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Are Amazon "zen booths" or whatever they're called actually real?
Even if they aren't, just that they're an idea of a thing that these warehouses might incorporate should be enough of a red flag to stay the fuck away from that job.

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>>73560521
but I hate being around people

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>> No.73561149

>>73560688
It’s a job retard, that’s the point of it. You get paid for it. Be a security guard then

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>>73560688
As a awkward mega introvert, working in retail just felt so fucking soul draining. The work itself was easy, but it took all of my energy to be able to properly interact with customers with a smile on my face on a daily basis. Although there were likely many many times where the mask was transparent, I really did my best though, and people seemed to notice my hard work even though I felt like I was running at 50% all of the time.
I hated it, but it was necessary a experience that gave me more to put on my resume.
If you don't live in a city, maybe you can find some more quieter retail work around that isn't as stressful. I was lucky enough years ago that I got hired at my local convenience store, it wasn't even a busy place but it still took so much social energy out of me...
Well just keep trying. It'll all work out somehow.

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I’d rather work fast food than retail.

>> No.73561936

>>73543559
Put in more merch in the post, fag
Not buying any of that cheap Chinese crap

>> No.73562201

>>73560076
i take 2 45 minute shits during my work day. If you hire me, that's part of the package. My shit time is non negotiable. Want me to shit quicker, then find a cure for IBS. But my bosses get used to it, they always do. You will pay me to shit, middle management.

>> No.73562203 [DELETED] 

uruha rushia gets fired for having a boyfriend but gura gets pregnant by her bf and doesnt?

guracucks?

>> No.73562294

>>73562201
You should superchat Gura about your IBS issues. She could probably relate.

>> No.73562309

>>73560076
Thanks for the heads up chumbie. Maybe becoming an hero is my future

>> No.73562320
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>>73561727
I always just considered fast food work the same as retail. Are they not?
Well anyway, I've worked in other retail positions and my little brother has been working at McDonald's for a few years now. One big difference I've noticed is that he smells of grease often, has to wear a bit of a uniform that he has to take home and clean himself, and just generally has to work in a tight kitchen with a lot of other people and with a lot of people talking over each other.

>> No.73562323

>>73562294
We brappers stick together. It why my fave jp is ayame.

>> No.73562455

>>73562309
claim disability. pick a neurological disorder that is classed as a disability in the DSM V, like ADHD. Anyway, work is for people with girlfriends. When there's no one to hold me at night and give me kisses, no point in working my ass off.

>> No.73562658

>>73562323
nta. ayame has ibs too?

>> No.73562715 [DELETED] 
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73562715

COMMIT FUCKING SUICIDE RIGHT NOW

YOU WILL NEVER GET THE MONEY BACK THAT YOU SPENT ON HER YOU PATHETIC CuCKOLDS LOL

GURA IS PREGNANT WITH HER IRL BLACK BF'S CHILD
BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
GURA IS PREGNANT WITH HER IRL BLACK BF'S CHILD
BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
GURA IS PREGNANT WITH HER IRL BLACK BF'S CHILD
BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
GURA IS PREGNANT WITH HER IRL BLACK BF'S CHILD

COMMIT FUCKING SUICIDE RIGHT NOW

YOU WILL NEVER GET THE MONEY BACK THAT YOU SPENT ON HER YOU PATHETIC CuCKOLDS LOL

>> No.73562753
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>>73562455
NTA. I don't actually have anyone like that to go home to and I'm too scared to open up enough to find someone like that. Personally work is what actually helps keep me active and sharp enough that I don't actually fall too deep into depression even though I don't like working, weird how that works. Maybe I should try and pick up more hobbies like her.
What the hell, am I Gura?

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guracucks when they finally accept they've been CVCKED

LOL

>> No.73562779
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WEW

>> No.73562799 [DELETED] 

>>73562779
how does it feel to be a cuck

you will wakeup one day and reach for guy to blow your brains out with LOL

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>>73562779
how does it feel to be a cuck

you will wakeup one day and reach for gun to blow your brains out with LOL

>> No.73562900 [DELETED] 
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73562900

COMMIT SUICIDE GURACuCK
COMMIT SUICIDE GURACuCK
COMMIT SUICIDE GURACuCK
COMMIT SUICIDE GURACuCK


gura gets BLACKED everyday while
you all goon your little white clitties to her several month old stream VODs LOL

>> No.73562915
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73562915

Is this a bot?
Whatever it is, I guess subtlety wasn't on the menu.

>> No.73562997

>>73562915
Feels like someone underage, they suck at subtlety, I remember trying to shock people with gore vids when I was like 15.

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>> No.73563077
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I've seen this autism before, with the spacing in time, this unfortunately isn't a bot.
Most likely some SEAnigger since it's early afternoon over there

>> No.73563231

What kind of retard comes on 4chan and expects people to self-terminate when prompted by text on a screen?

>> No.73563247
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>>73562997
Disregarding this moment, I've always felt that our threadshitters over the last while give off a certain underageb& quality to their shitposts. Anyone else feel that way? I don't know how to explain it.

>> No.73563422

>>73563077
Wrong, it's a bot.

>> No.73563495

>>73563231
There are a lot of mentally ill people here and some of them might be depressed enough to do it. You unironically have higher odds here than almost anywhere else on the Internet.

>> No.73563620

>>73563495
I doubt it. People here see that phrase all the time. There's a tolerance or immunity build up, especially when it's dropped casually and frequently.

>> No.73563683

>>73563620
KYS dumbud.

>> No.73563716

>>73563683
See what I mean? Nothing. No impact. It's just another way of calling someone a faggot.

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>>73563495
I'm severely depressed, but that just made me laugh a bit, it's so retarded and esl.

>> No.73563756
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73563756

I WILL kiss my shark!

>> No.73563794

>>73563683
I actually died after reading this message, this is my ghost typing, I will now go ghost rape Gura while she sleeps. Later losers!

>> No.73563821
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>>73546494
nothin

>> No.73563949

When is the last time Gura queefed? Any lorebuds know the answer?

>> No.73564156
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You know what, I don't think this site is as bad as people still make it out to be, it's just still often used as a scapegoat.
You can post here completely anonymously without needing an account of any kind, it takes no effort to post the most horrible things, so this kind of place should only get the absolute worst posts right?
Yet to me sites like twitter, reddit, /here/, facebook, wherever... it all still looks like the same shit to me. Some of the worst posts and screencaps I've read came from somewhere else.
Everyone just needs to face the facts and accept that we're not all that different from each other.
Having said all that, I'm just here to post cute Guras and talk about how much I love Gura, and that's why I post here every day. I don't like causing trouble. Trouble causers always have many other options for trouble causing.

>> No.73564205

>>73564156
Trouble causers like coming here because they're cowards who want to hide behind anonymity.

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>>73564625

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>> No.73565147
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73565147

Man, searching for specific videos on Youtube seems to be getting harder and harder, even ones I've definitely looked up before and found near the top of the page. And my home page/recommended page is an absolute mess.
What is going on?

>> No.73566052
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73566052

cunny

>> No.73566091
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73566091

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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73566172

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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73566236

Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.73566672

It's kind of surreal to return to this general after a few months and still seeing the same few ritual posters... home.

>> No.73566784
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73566784

>>73566091
samen

>> No.73566985

>>73566052
That's a bunny

>> No.73567062
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73567062

>>73566672
It's difficult to imagine going back to a time before these ritualposts were a key part of my daily routine
Glad I could help make this thread as cozy for other chumbies as it is for me, lol

>> No.73567396

i want to make some gura merch (like a tshirt), would I get in trouble?

>> No.73567441

like is hololive known for copyright striking?

thank you

>> No.73567461

as long as you don't brand it you should be fine

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>>73566672
Ritual posters seem to come and go, over time they seem to look a little different. All I know is that I'm not bothered by it, ritual posting just seems very inoffensive to me no matter the content, it's whatever.
My mind mostly thinks about her, like she thinks about me.
Really her and chumbies make each other feel better somehow.

>> No.73567957

>>73567504
Cute. I think my daughterwives should learn to get along with each other.

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Goob morning, smarty pants.

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73569378

My Gurandma.

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>>73569016
Goob morning retard

>> No.73570061
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>>73569573
Good morning faggot.

>> No.73570195
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73570195

I haven't slept, I only had a series of naps.

>> No.73570275

>>73570195
why?

>> No.73570346

>>73570275
I don't know.

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>> No.73571461
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>> No.73573562
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73573562

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>> No.73573715
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>>73573562
G-g-goku

>> No.73573964

>>73545432
can we make it to 69 days, chat?

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>> No.73574261
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>>73574340

>> No.73574526

>>73573562
I don't think you're able to do that chumbie...

>> No.73574610

>>73574526
majin buu is a chumbud

>> No.73575130

What's Gura's deal? Why does she only stream once every few months? How can she afford to live this way?

>> No.73575145

>>73562455
>work is for people with girlfriends
Unless you work 3 days out of the week and it's really good exercise and you can listen to your oshi while you do it (my job is this).

>> No.73575201
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73575201

my wife

>> No.73576070
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>> No.73576141

>>73575201
my post

>> No.73576183
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73576183

A lot of people have trouble understanding her. But I believe at least some of us chumbies understand her.

>> No.73576615

>>73576183
There are no chumbies that understand her when she goes on these month long silences. Anyone who thinks they do is delusional.

>> No.73576788

>>73574103
Jesas this little AI Gura looks so breedable and ryonable T u T

>> No.73576951

>>73576183
understanding women is nearly impossible
but, as always we'll wait

>> No.73577032
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73577032

Got a beefy raise and no Gura around to share it. The bright side is I can afford to see my favorite parlor girl weekly now.

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>>73577607

>> No.73578901

>>73555579
There are other warehouses and other Amazon jobs. Amazon store jobs are pretty chill and pay the same. In exchange you have to be focused to get hours

>> No.73579024

>>73560688
Nta but costco is the job for you then. You’ll start off in the hot sun moving carts away from most people

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>> No.73580523

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

>> No.73580657

>>73580523
No frame tonight because I’m with her. No frames until the start of the following week

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>> No.73580896

>>73576070
Rubrubrubrub

>> No.73580936

>>73580657
wow, now that is extremely optimistic

>> No.73580959

>>73580657
Okay, thanks for informing us, please tell Gura that my pp is small, she knows what it means o/

>> No.73581089

im eepy. goob night

>> No.73581390

>>73570195
I’m the same way chumbie. I have to piss at least 2 times a night

>> No.73581704

>>73565147
The search function/ algorithm is dog shit now. You can search up the exact title to a video and you won't find it, but you'll find a bunch of videos of people reacting to it

>> No.73582219
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>>73579687
Stop that, bad!

>> No.73582421
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>>73582219
oops, huhaha

>> No.73582650

>>73581089
Sleep well gamer

>> No.73582749

Did Gura?

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>> No.73583330
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73583330

This ends in 12hrs. Anyone buy? What pieces?
As always I leave this till the last moment as I humm and hurr over whether I should or not.

>> No.73584458

>>73583160
Gentle loving sex for Gawr
Rough breeding for Gura

>> No.73584561

I don't like the people posting in ggg

>> No.73584617
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>>73584458
>Giving both the opposite of what they were built for
You monster

>> No.73584769

>>73584617
My wifes can take anything he can do to them

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>>73584561
E...Even me?

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>> No.73586509

https://youtu.be/HGJJfAqcZJw?t=10488

"Last night i had a bad dream that you would stop streaming like take a long break or worse..."

There are some cool gems in her old VODs :D
I bet that superchatter is on suicidewatch :D

>> No.73586632

>>73584561
What the heck, man.

>> No.73586730

>>73582749
Marry me? Yep finally.

>> No.73587113

>>73583330
I really want the watch and was going to buy today but debts must be repaid

>> No.73587167
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73587167

I'm sorry guys I've inseminated Gura so many times she doesn't have the time to stream. I apologize.

>> No.73587316

I think we're well past the point where something is seriously wrong and her or Cover need to say something.
But the fact that neither of them have said anything at all, however, tells me that there probably isn't anything wrong, cover is aware that she's essentially abandoned us and her channel, that she's just being a lazy ungrateful whore, and that Cover doesn't give a shit about any of it, especially her fans.
The surprising part is that Japanese companies are not usually like this. They're usually very mindful of possibly disappointing their fans and try to head off possible negativity with statements and press releases.
But we've gotten nothing in the last 2 years. Literally no acknowledgement from either her nor Cover. It's actually shocking, because they don't treat any of the other fanbases like this.

>> No.73587401
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Guys it's not that complicated she's just busy having my babies over and over, you may consider pic related the official cover statement as I am both her boyfriend and manager, duh

>> No.73587423
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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

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>>73566091
samen

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>>73573562
>>73576788

>> No.73587815

>>73575130
>How can she afford to live this way?
Anon are you serious
Gura could probably quit right now and never have to work another day in her life
She's almost definitely a millionaire by now

>> No.73587839

>>73575130
>How can she afford to live this way?
merch and sponsorships pay a shit ton more money than super chats and ad revenue, and her merch is always sold out.

>> No.73587906

What kind of scenario what make cover go silent like this and not address the repeated and prolonged disappearances of one of their most successful talents?
Is it really just because we don't matter to them at all? Is the only way to get a response from Cover to bother all the other talents and shit up the comment section and chat of every other member? I feel like that's the only way we'd get any acknowledgement at this point.

>> No.73587920

Gura hurt my butt, auwie

>> No.73587961
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>>73587423
My goom is for Gura and only Gura Maybe Gawr can join in as well.

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>> No.73587981

>>73587906
>What kind of scenario what make cover go silent like this and not address the repeated and prolonged disappearances of one of their most successful talents?
There is only one option and it starts with the letter P

>> No.73588090

>>73587906
>Is it really just because we don't matter to them at all?
yes

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>>73587969
M+RT

>> No.73588154
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Very organic posts.

>> No.73588178

Half my membership goes to Cover and so they're just as responsible as Gura is at this point. We're owed an explanation for why she's the only talent in the entire goddamn company to treat her fans this way. Gura and by extension, Gura's fans are pretty much responsible for the majority of success and momentum that the EN branch experienced in the beginning. And we arguably still are.
They need to fucking tell us what's going on.

>> No.73588185

https://youtu.be/jIku1jBMDjI?t=2598
"Can you say "I Love all my fans"?"
...
"Why do you want me to show you verbal affection, do i not do that"

Another past Gura gem added to my collection of sad history

>> No.73588321

>>73587906
Because they have literally no reason to do so, Gura is their biggest talent and they will basically bend over backwards to not graduate her. Whatever it is that keeps Gura from streaming is intensely personal and she has hinted to her real fans about it many, many times, so if you haven't picked it up by now, you're a newfag or a clipwatcher and don't deserve to know.

>> No.73588375

>>73588178
>for why she's the only talent in the entire goddamn company to treat her fans this way

>Shion
>Ayame
>Haachama
Just off the top of my head

>> No.73588397

Cover showed the chinks more respect during 2020 then they do us. Have you realized that yet?

>> No.73588424

>>73587969
M + RT

>> No.73588441
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>>73588375
>Haachama

>> No.73588523

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>> No.73588547
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>>73588523
Retard

>> No.73588584

>>73588375
>Shion announced her break and used to stream more than Gura.
>Ayame streamed today and is always talking to her fans on twitter
>Haachama was hospitalized and made statements through her manager, including announcing her break
The top of your head is worthless.

>> No.73588756
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73588756

>>73587969
>>73588152
M RT

>> No.73588767

>>73587113
the Chinese watch made for 10 dollars and the watch nobody needs anymore since everybody has a smart phone?? LOLOLOLOL

>> No.73588779

Would atleast be nice to know if she is even alive (unrelated to the earthquake)

>> No.73588782

>>73588523
meds

>> No.73588897

>>73588321
>Gura is their biggest talent and they will basically bend over backwards to not graduate her.
I'm not saying they should graduate her. I'm saying they should care about her fans more than nothing and tell us what is going on.
>Whatever it is that keeps Gura from streaming is intensely personal
No it's not. She said that something in her personal life kept her from streaming during her five months absence, but in January she said it had been resolved.
>she has hinted to her real fans about it many, many times
Lmao, no she fucking hasn't, you schizoid shithead. She has said literally nothing about it nor has she ever hinted at anything. You must be thinking about when she was sick and took an announced break back in December 2022. She hasn't said shit since then, you pathetic retard.

>> No.73588956

I also want to be called a retard, i feel left out ::(

>> No.73588966
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73588966

>> No.73588997
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73588997

Must be that time of the day again.

>> No.73589049

>>73588897
>lashing out because he doesn't watch streams and got bullseyed

>> No.73589105

>>73588966
I don't think this picture is real, it looks like it has been manipulated in various ways

>> No.73589167
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73589167

>>73589105

>> No.73589213

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1779208319560720463
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1779208319560720463
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1779208319560720463

>> No.73589214

GURAAAAAAAAA

>> No.73589232

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1779208319560720463
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1779208319560720463
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1779208319560720463

>> No.73589282

He's gonna loop, drop his mask, and get his comments nuked again like he always does.

>> No.73589298

well well well

>> No.73589303

>another terrible fucking day
>another day wishing at least she were here
>she actually shows up
Thank you shart, thank youthank you.

>> No.73589368

>>73589213
>>73589232
the rush of adrenaline, the instant heartrate spike, when I saw that notification on my phone

>> No.73589461

SNOT Content Warning maybe?

>> No.73589497
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73589497

the cycle begins anew lets fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.73589504

WIFE

>> No.73589511

>>73587401
>>73587981
I don't know how serious you are, but I refuse to believe that rrat. There just isn't any way that Gura would be that fucking stupid and jeopardize everything by doing that. She still lives in the same small place with the same water heater. If that rrat was at all true, then she would have moved into a place that would let her hide it better.

>> No.73589568

>>73580523 (me)
>>73588779 (me)
You guys can thank me later

>> No.73589590

>>73589511
Chumpal I was just joking, relax

>> No.73589591

>>73589461
seems likely

>> No.73589598

>>73589461
Apparently Mumei said collab today, so yeah I guess it'd fit.

>> No.73589603

>>73589461
thats what I was thinking

>> No.73589665

A new cycle has begun

>> No.73589668

>>73589213
>>73589232
Not even an hour after >>73587316 started
I guess she's /here/. Say something nice to her.

>> No.73589684

This is my fault. I bought tickets to dune2 and she posted that right after.

>> No.73589689

So, okay, 1-4 streams then another 2 months of ghosting, looking forward to it :D

>> No.73589698

>>73589668
retard

>> No.73589716

>>73587969
M RT

>> No.73589731

>>73589689
Infinitely preferable to 0 streams and then another 2 months of ghosting, so yes, I am looking forward to the 1-4 streams

>> No.73589756

Please call me a retard.

>> No.73589765

When Guras legs don't work like they used to before
And I can't sweep Gura off of her feet
Will Guras mouth still remember the taste of my love
Will Guras eyes still smile from her cheeks

And Gura I will be loving you 'til we're 70
And Gura my heart could still fall as hard at 23
And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
Maybe just the touch of a hand
Oh me I fall in love with Gura every single day
And I just wanna tell Gura I am

So Gura now
Take me into your loving arms
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Place Guras head on my beating heart
I'm thinking out loud
Maybe we found love right where we are

When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades
And the crowds don't remember my name
When my hands don't play the strings the same way, mm
I know Gura will still love me the same

'Cause Gura your soul can never grow old, it's evergreen
Gura your smile's forever in my mind and memory

I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
Maybe it's all part of a plan
I'll just keep on making the same mistakes
Hoping that Gura understand

>> No.73589808

>>73589461
Based. Kino is back on the menu

>> No.73589875

I really hope Gura isn't /here/, for her own sake, you guys are silly (extremely mildly speaking)

>> No.73589955
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73589955

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>> No.73589974
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73589974

I never want to see that faggot say that complaining in this thread isn't productive ever again.
You're welcome.

>> No.73589975

>>73589875
She is absolutely guaranteed 100% /here/ sometimes. Luckily Gura's got a pretty thick skin and a solid understanding of how fucking ridiculous the smelly parts of the internet are.

>> No.73590019

>>73589975
and she also doesn't really care of anyone's opinion

>> No.73590022
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73590022

GOOOBA

>> No.73590031 [DELETED] 

>>73589975
she started /here/ the current newfags cant even touch her mentally

>> No.73590034

>>73589875
Gura is responsible for atleast 31,4% of the posts here, everyone knows that

>> No.73590065

>>73590019
Yeah exactly

>> No.73590114

she'll do a collab then a solo stream in a day or two

>> No.73590127

>>73590019
Thats a good skill to have honestly

>> No.73590162

FUCKING GURA STREAM FUCK YES LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>> No.73590169
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73590169

It is gonna be fun to see how sedated she is during todays stream, hopefully as much as her 3rd anniversary stream where she was extremely sedated

>> No.73590173
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73590173

>> No.73590178

>>73590127
yeah, it's why most psychopaths/sociopaths make it high in corporate ladders

>> No.73590195
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73590195

WE'RE SO BACK

>> No.73590197

Gura I love you! Welcome back! Have fun tonight!

>> No.73590207

SNOT kino is back

>> No.73590220

>>73590114
She will probably skip tomorrow to avoid overlap with the bday girl.

>> No.73590247

>>73590034
all me

>> No.73590286

>>73589875
If you knew a place on the Internet was talking about you and saying both nice and awful things about you 24/7, would you stay away from it?
I also hope she doesn't come here

>> No.73590300
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73590300

>>73590169
What do you mean? Picrel is of a 100% clear of mind individual ofcourse

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73590302

>>73589765
files.catbox.moe/h9mg3n.mp3

>> No.73590304

not falling for her lies until I see the stream announcement

>> No.73590307

Gura shows life and the yugioh tcg banlist just dropped. Good day.

>> No.73590312
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73590312

>>73589568
Please use your mystic powers more often.
>>73589213
My wife... I missed her so much. I can't wait to listen to her tummy again.

>> No.73590339
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73590339

congratulations chumbuds. hoping its more SNOT

>> No.73590355
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73590355

>> No.73590397

I hope it's a zatsudan, but I probably shouldn't hold my breath.

>> No.73590417

>>73590397
I hope its SNOT kino

>> No.73590426

collabo would mean chance of no pov

>> No.73590553
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73590553

>>73514338
I felt her coming, I have the strongest connection to her.

>> No.73590643

>>73590302
wtf, you made an AI song out of my shitpost? lmao

>> No.73590673

>>73590397
>zatsudan
>after a hiatus
She will never address it.

>> No.73590672

finally some fresh content
its been too long

>> No.73590821

It's gonna be Gura Big Brain Games, 100%, that way she can focus on the contestants and not chat

>> No.73590854

>>73590673
Well I was expecting maybe a hey taiwan was pretty cool bing chilling, something, I dunno.

>> No.73590884

>>73590553
i feel her coming, too.
every night.

>> No.73590899

Theres a members stream? What

>> No.73590900

I was thinking how fun it would be if gura played that game kronii played yesterday. Glad to see that SNOT is going to have a crack at it

>> No.73590913

She is going to be part of the content warning collab. don''t expect her to interact with the chat in anyway

>> No.73590959 [DELETED] 

>collab
>likely no pov let alone engaging to her fans
Name more cucked fanbase lmao

>> No.73591154

>>73590312
I'm happy for you buddy, you have been missing her belly noises for far to long now, but i am kinda disappointed that you gave up on the belly posts for a while there but you came back to it, thats what matters

>> No.73591172

>>73590854
Pure zatsudans arent great. Need a game then superchat time

>> No.73591280
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73591280

I don't care what is or even if she's on screen as long as I get to hear her laugh again.

>> No.73591313

How long will this cycle last?

>> No.73591315

>>73591172
>Pure zatsudans arent great.
I consider this about the same quality of post as >>73590959

>> No.73591330

cam on shaaaak, put up da fraeme...

>> No.73591334

WHERE ARE MY CROPS GURA? "Get germinated" yeah right

>> No.73591387

>>73590913
Gura has never once prepped chumbies on twitter for a return collab. In fact she's more liable to not even RT that shit. Your shitpostfu is weak.

>> No.73591416

She can't keep getting away with this shit

>> No.73591420

>>73591313
at least 2 weeks probably

>> No.73591427

Why did you all decided it's gonna be a collab?

>> No.73591447
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73591447

I was refraining from saying anything before out of an abundance of caution, but I think now is a good time to point out:
She did say, back in January I think it was (and I think in the same stream where she said the issue preventing her from streaming had been resolved), that she wanted to take it slow. I realize it indicates just how dire things had gotten and somewhat still are, but the fact of the matter is that a ~50-ish day "ghosting" cycle (not counting the Twitter space, which frankly we should), interspersed with Fes, travel and corporate collabs is, while nowhere near ideal, still not even half of the ghosting period that came before despite far more taking her attention in the background, and is therefore a massive improvement
Again, it's not where it SHOULD be, not yet, but I think anybody who could hear the word "slow" and think that meant that things would magically get back to the old days overnight is genuinely braindead
This confirms it in my mind - the goal is still a ways away and we should temper our expectations as such, but this is a step in the right direction that shows we're on the right trajectory
Maybe semi-constant streaming through 2024, with two or three more ghosting streaks of gradually shorter lengths (one month, then two weeks, etc.), then finally back to her prime come New Years' 2025?
Merciful Lord above, please do not turn your face from your servant Gawr Gura nor from those of us who support her

>> No.73591459

>>73591416
Yea she can

>> No.73591474

>>73591427
That's what she usually does when she doesn't want any questions asked.

>> No.73591506

>>73591427
apparently fauner and moomers have been planning a collab, this all just word on the street to me though

>> No.73591518

>>73591427
Because SNO kino is happening tonight

>> No.73591522

>>73591447
>It's really not that bad
Stop normalizing this shit faggot

>> No.73591536

>>73591416
;3

>> No.73591551

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>> No.73591601

Shark Nature Owl streams are so good that its worth one solo stream

>> No.73591662

>>73591387
>guess who forgot she was a streamer tweet
>collabs with Ame, no pov, fucks off again for month

>> No.73591668
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73591668

Friendly reminder that Gura will wear this buttplug during todays stream, like she usually does, she love giving her toots some extra spice

>> No.73591738

>>73591662
Gurame is alive and well

>> No.73591780

>>73591662
Stfu retard, two months is the new normal now.

>> No.73591797
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73591797

>>73591522
Have you tried reading before you post? You'll embarrass yourself less often

>> No.73591802

Will Gura mention the Miku expo?

>> No.73591826

>>73591662
But that was a direct link to Ame's stream not a prep tweet, dumbie. Just wait until you get humiliated in a few hours.

>> No.73591831

>>73591780
And next year will be four months.

>> No.73591847

Gura will never be goth or emo but she could pull off grunge

>> No.73591850

>>73591802
I think they’ll crack a joke at it tonight

>> No.73591929

>>73591387
Outlast Trials? Powerwash? Phasmo? You don't exactly have to scour the archives for these, she's been doing it regularly as regular as anything like disappearing for a month+ only to come back with a collab can be, anyways.

>> No.73591938

>>73591797
>this is the step in the right direction
>we're making progress
>we'll be back by 2025
You're delusional retard, nothing's improved at all. Stop making excuses and normalizing this shit. She's just as bad now as she was last year.

>> No.73591950
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73591950

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WIFE

>> No.73591967

I have a bad feeling that this is a graduation stream? Why else would she stream on April 13?

>> No.73591974

>>73591662
THEY ARE

>> No.73591988

Theres a stream tonight and shitposters are mad again. Whats up with this?

>> No.73592029

>>73591967
Because it's my birthday, and this is Gura's present to me.

>> No.73592036

>>73591988
>Whats up with this?
>>73591988
>shitposters
You ansewered your own questin you returd

>> No.73592073

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.73592093

>>73592036
Shitposters should be happy too. The god of vtubing is back with SNO, the peak of collab groups

>> No.73592098

>>73589049
Timestamp a single time she has "hinted" at what is wrong and what has prevented her from streaming in the last 8 months, you schizoid subhuman shit bucket.

>> No.73592155

What if it's vcr rust?

>> No.73592156

>>73592098
Gurame is alive and well. I bet you like watching homos too

>> No.73592177

>>73591668
Anon. That is Polka's.
And when you pull it out, there's another one in the same place.

>> No.73592180

Things will never go back to normal. She won't give us her POV, she won't say anything about Taiwan, she won't stream tomorrow. The old gura is dead. Were just clinging to a rotting corpse

>> No.73592183

>>73591938
>normalizing
other than not triggering your retarded autism, how is anon normalizing or preventing normalization? You've bitched here for 2 years and you never slowed her down from ghosting for months, why would the opposite get her to do it more?

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73592197

>>73587969
M

>> No.73592205

I can't believe my wife can do a flip while getting headpats, she's so talented buds.

>> No.73592204

>Konosuba returns
>Gura also returns
Coincidence? I think not.

>> No.73592231

>>73592155
what if a nuke hits us right before she streams

>> No.73592236

>>73592180
What will you do if there is a pov tonight? You cant say shit without making a wager anon

>> No.73592240

>>73592155
my heart will sink into my stomach

>> No.73592244
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>>73591522
>The patient is back from the brink of death and their condition is slowly improving, give them another year or so
>"So you're saying the patient has already fully recovered and is 100% healthy and we can immediately take them off life support? Stop normalizing disease faggot LEL"
Pajeet-kun, your English reps
>>73591938
She is, literally and measurably, *less than half* as bad at this moment as she was last year by the metric of ghosting period length. That's not an "excuse", that is the objective, undeniable reality of the matter
You can't handwave away facts just because you're scared and have no argument, spare me the empty rhetoric

>> No.73592246

>>73592183
Kys retard, you should be mad and it's pathetic that you aren't.

>> No.73592277
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73592277

Same da ne
Same yo
Same na no yo

>> No.73592292

>>73592156
I have literally never heard a single one of their voices.
Also, wrong quote?

>> No.73592295

>>73592155
What if you shit yourself in public?

>> No.73592308

>>73591967
Because it is Thomas Jefferson's birthday and she plans to declare her independence and form a new country. This anon is the spooky ghost of tommy J >>73592029

>> No.73592313

>>73592244
>56 days
>Less than half
Retard

>> No.73592330

/#/ has more chumbies than /ggg/. Why is this?

>> No.73592336
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73592336

>You should be mad
Well that didn't last long
Letting the mask slip so quickly and desperately begging other people on your knees to be as much of an emotionally fragile faggot as you are, now THAT is pathetic

>> No.73592370

>>73592336
Kys retard, you're pathetic.

>> No.73592375
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73592375

>>73592330
because some people only like Gura because of her numbers, we call them monkeys.

>> No.73592379

>>73592244
How many billion variation is there of that fucking image?

>> No.73592380

>>73592292
I heard one of the homos sing while I was waiting for Gura to show up at the vrchat panel, he did some good metal vocals.

>> No.73592405

>>73592246
>you should be mad
why should I be mad when she shows up as opposed to every single day she's not here? you're not making much sense, this is silly
if Gura just makes you mad 24/24 why are you here? Don't tell me you were expecting her to return with a written doctor's not explaining everything and a 7 stream per week schedule or something.

>> No.73592406

YAHOOOOOO I CAN 'T WAIT FOR MY 5-11 STREAMS IN THE NEXT 3 WEEKS AND THEN HER LEAVING AGAIN FOR 2 MONTHS+ LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.73592441

All the shitposters are back too.

>> No.73592443

WERE SO BACK BROS I CANT WAIT TO GET GHOSTED AGAIN

>> No.73592453

>>73592380
>defending homos
thanks for outing yourself as subhuman scum, no need to respond to you anymore.

>> No.73592479

>>73592405
>24/24
What fucking calendar are you using? Gura calendar?

>> No.73592490

>>73591447
Man it really is a wild seeing you guys staying strong after such long breaks which is a hilarious contrast from seeing phasefags bail after just 1 week of no streams

>> No.73592505

>>73592375
Yeah but you dont see this kind of shitposting anywhere else but here

>> No.73592512

>>73592308
True, I'm here to establish a constitutional republic and rape slaves, and I'm all out of slaves.

>> No.73592528

>>73592443
>>73592406
>>73592180
>>73591967

>> No.73592532
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73592532

Are you a chumbabooey?

>> No.73592553
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73592553

Gura said something and now shitposters are in a frenzy.
Every time.

>> No.73592555

>>73592490
Yeah, its like most fanbases are fickle bastards with no sense of loyalty.

>> No.73592556

FRAME IN ABOUT 3 MINUTES?

>> No.73592571

>>73592183
not him, but making pre-emptive excuses in order to prepare yourself for future ghosting periods where she doesn't even talk to us is probably one of the saddest and most cucked things I've seen here in a long time.

>> No.73592602

Why the fuck did she have to come back on the very day i happened to be impotent?

>> No.73592608

>>73592313
>Forgetting Twitter Space
>Still fails basic math even if you don't count it
Not just ESL but also dyscalculic, nice

>> No.73592617

What kind of secret international deals do you think Gura negotiated with Taiwan last month?

>> No.73592619

She's getting warmed up for Movie May. This year for sure.

>> No.73592621

>>73592571
The answer is to read meditations by marcus aurelius

>> No.73592638
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>>73592532
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S (tiny) UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

>> No.73592673

>>73592490
>Man it really is a wild seeing you guys staying strong after such long breaks
The breaks are irrelevant, its the no comms that I mind about Gura. But even so, I hate that she's not around, which means I love her. I'm not gonna say no to more Gura when she shows up, why would I care she's gone if I didn't care about her.
Inb4 someone constructs some retarded wife analogy

>> No.73592688

>>73592619
I hate watchalongs. I want kamige may instead.

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>>73592370
You first, subhuman lizard bitch
>>73592379
Yes
>>73592490
I choose to take this as a compliment, thank you anon

>> No.73592715

>>73592621
but I don't like your oshi, marcus aurelius, because the end result of stoicism is suicide.

>> No.73592716

>>73592619
I can't wait for her to tease in tonights stream then ghost us for all of may. Yesbuds will say it's okay because she didn't explicitly sign a contract in blood promising it.
>Big brain games with advent never

>> No.73592757

Fauna loves gura and so do I

>> No.73592807

>>73592244
There will never be anything that excuses disappearing for a week without a single word or not communicating at all. You're literally mind broken and have Stockholm syndrome. You're like a battered wife that's saying that things are improving because your husband is only beating you half as hard and next time, he'll probably only beat you a third as hard.

>> No.73592815
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>muh yesbuds

>> No.73592843

>>73592715
Based. I’ll be an heroing before I start going senile

>> No.73592863

>>73592757
Fauna has have ham smelled Gura, i am very jelly

>> No.73592867

>>73592490
Strong is debatable, the complaints are valid and we sure as shit argue about them all the time, but the guy you're replying to may be as willfully braindead as our cuckposter who is currently looping the no POV thing.

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