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73320681 No.73320681 [Reply] [Original]

>be neet
>open high limit cards/lines of credit
>since you dont have a job, just lie and print out fake documents
>dont have them created all at one time, space them out
>once you get the card start spending
>you dont actually have to pay, just let it get sent to collections
>the debt agencies and card companies cannot do anything like press charges since you have zero assets to your name
>just declare bankruptcy to reset once you are done
>there will always be someone to lend you money since they make money off the interest.
>lenders dont really care if you pay it back, they just want to report to their boss that they helped x many people with starting a new loan
>i am not a law licensed professional or financial advisor, and taking this fanfiction is considered theft of intellectual works

Basically, i am banging thick latina vtubers and you are fucking stupid.

>> No.73320784

>>73320681
Hello IRS? This guy right here.

>> No.73320819

>>73320681
lottie on da log!!!!

>> No.73320877

>>73320681
anon stays dangerous

>> No.73325124

>>73320681
buy an ad

>> No.73325190

>>73320681
Cute lottie

>> No.73326913

>>73325124
>time == money
>time was spent making this post
>it means that money was spent making this post
i did

>> No.73330982

>>73320784
I'm scared

>> No.73332353

>>73320681
>How to get arrested for fraud

>> No.73335514

>>73326913
ogey

>> No.73339381

Why don't we print more money?

>> No.73339841

>>73339381
not enough money trees it seems

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