/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

SuperGroupies x Gawr Gura Collab
US / Canada
https://us.super-groupies.com/blogs/feature/gawr-gura-hololive-english-01-watch-jacket-bag-acrylic-stand-new-collaboration-items?utm_source=twi_us&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326gawrgura
or
Worldwide
https://www.super-groupies.com/feature/hololive_01_watch?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20240326hololive_gawrgura

Previous Thread: >>73078750

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>73138523
SNIFFFFF

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I will always protect my precious daughterwife from everyone including herself!

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I didn't get out of bed today.

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>>73138931
based and same desu

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>73138996
>>73138931
Daijoubu?

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>73139286
Daijoubunai

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>>73139286
I was just feeling sleepy

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>>73139167
samen

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PSBaguraette honhonhon

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>>73139602
Fuck you partial-fail-captcha, ruining my phone ritualpost like a bitch, kys

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>>73139792

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I love Gura and Gura loves me!!No verification required

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>>73138752
I want to rape this fragile creature.

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>>73138752
>Protect her from herself
And how exactly are you currently doing that? She seems just as self destructive as ever if her umpteenth disappearance is anything to go by.

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>>73138752
Damn right, Lois! You better protect your daughterwife, or else you'll have to answer to me!

>turns towards the camera

Yeah, you heard me, Peter Griffin is saying you need to protect your daughterwife! It's your job as a man to protect your family, dammit, and I won't stand for anyone or anything hurting them!

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Day 49! Give it up for day 49!

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>>73140712
sighs

Lois, look, I know that Gura can be a bit…self-destructive at times. I know that she sometimes vanishes without a trace for months at a time, and I know that she can get herself into some pretty risky situations.

But you know what? I'll always be here for her. I'll always be here to support her and do whatever I can to make sure she stays safe. I just want what's best for her.

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I don't even have the energy to ritual or shitpost anymore, what's the point? She gone, maybe even dead, who knows, she is gone forever though (has been since december 2022)

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>>73141585
>pats your shoulder

Hey, chin up there, pal. Don't lose hope yet. I know that things look bad right now, and you might be feeling down, but that doesn't mean that we should just give up.

There's still a chance that Gura is ok, and that she'll come back. So let's not give up yet, alright? We still have to believe in her and support her, even if she's not here.

And you know what? I'm here for you too.

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>>73141446
How are you making her safe by just waiting? Wouldn't an actual guardian figure intervene at this point to get to the bottom of what's causing these disappearances to make sure that she is indeed safe?

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Here comes the weird shitposting again.

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>>73141819
It's just one guy, ignore him.

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>>73141807
You know, that's a good point, Lois.

Maybe I should take a more active role in trying to get to the bottom of what's causing Gura's disappearances and making sure she's safe. I mean, I am her guardian, after all.

I'm gonna have to do some digging and see what I can find out.

Thanks, Lois, for calling me out on that. I really appreciate it.
>>73141819
Hey now, what's wrong with a little bit of healthy, wholesome support between two friends?

Come on, Lo- wait, is this what people call "copium"?

No, no, come on. She's gonna come back.

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>>73141585
At least you admit that you were shitposting and ritualposting. Don't lump that in with my genuine concernposting.

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>>73141907
I'm quite aware, and I will.

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>>73142181
>sighs

Fine. Don't listen to me. Just keep on moping and wallowing in your own misery.

I'm still gonna keep supporting Gura, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I played too much kenshi in one sitting and now I'm tired of it again

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>>73140348

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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>73142611
I wish someone would make a game like kenshi but not as obtuse

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o okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon?

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>>73140712
I'll protect her from herself and provide her with everything she needs!

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>>73142611
>>73142839
what do you have to do in kenshi?

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Gura is no more... The wasps won...

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>>73142854
Lois, I know exactly what you mean!

These kids today with their baggy pants and their backwards caps. They look like they just rolled out of bed and threw on the first clothes they saw.

What happened to style? What happened to class? Why can't these kids put on some nice clothes and comb their hair before going out in public?

It's like this generation doesn't even care about looking good anymore.

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>>73142993
Its like the sims but you get to beat shit up and start your own base with your squad.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>73142854
Sorry for looking like a slob fembud.

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>73142854
Idk if I look nice, but I always wear jeans and a shirt/dress shirt when I go out. I also always take a shower before I leave the house or expect someone to come over.

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>>73143233
slob fembuds are the sexiest

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I'm married to this autist.

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>>73142997
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHY COULDN'T I BE THERE FOR HEEEEEEEER...

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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

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>>73143129
I only watched Gura play it, never tried it myself. what kind of base? like do I have to gather resources, build structures, make tools/weapons, maybe research stuff like in rimworld?

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>>73143262
>>73143290
Well, I dunno Lois. I mean, Gura does have a lot of people who worship her, so I guess that makes her kind of like a...god, I guess?

And she does seem pretty lonely, too. I mean, she spends a lot of time streaming by herself and making videos just for us, her fans.

So I guess you could say she's a...lonely loli god, yeah.

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>>73143669
Ye its pretty much exactly like that. Exploring is a pretty big part of it too. You need research books and stuff to research more.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura feels like the kind of gal that likes Ovipositors

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>>73144320
oh, sounds like my kinda game

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It's so exciting to be a chumbud because you never know what day Gura is going to pop up.

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>>73144397
That's the number one fetish for Women next to rape, I've read so from /d/.

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>>73144798
Proof?

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>>73142854
t. mid-20s moid, honestly I agree, that's why I've gone out of my way to start wearing decent clothes regularly, even if I have nowhere to be
Nothing crazy, just stuff like derbies, collared polo and/or dress shirts (with tie), simple black overcoat, leather belt, decent inexpensive stainless steel watch, etc. It's honestly not difficult, uncomfortable or expensive if you're not EXTREMELY formal and anally autistic about it, and it makes both yourself and the people around you feel better, so why not?

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>>73145002
Of course, the archives are down otherwise I would have searched for the thread.

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>>73142854
If I wanted your attention I'd dress better. Take the fucking hint and don't bother me

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>>73145496
Please follow up when you can I'm very interested in this subject.

[Anonymous No.]

I mashed up a banana and some cocoa powder it is surprisingly good. next time I will add a little cinnamon

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>>73145779
Add some protein powder, peanut butter powder, and a tiny bit of milk and you have a protein banana mash thingy.

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>>73145779
Sounds tasty, Gura.

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Caught Gura! Time to sexually bully her T u T

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>>73146440
not so fast!

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>>73145779
did you bake it? I forgot to mention that you're supposed to bake it at 350F for 30 minutes to make the brownie, but maybe it's not necessary.

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>>73146789
Choco bananas have been a thing for years now

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>>73146919
oh, so you're not the anon who asked what to do with his leftover bananas

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>>73146789
Ew no. It took a minute to make and you want to extend that by 30 times? I am way too depressed right now for that

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look at my wife

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my wife

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>>73147181
but that's my wife

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look at my Gurandma

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Stop she's mine!

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>>73147181
>>73147274
>>73147300
>>73147341
>>73147382
all me

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>>73147181
I'm looking alright.
https://files.catbox.moe/4q9qrb.jpg

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shabu shabu

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>>73148874
It's been so long...

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>>73148970
as long as it takes, i'll be there for her. it's the least I can do for what she has done for me.

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>Page 9

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is there a webm of the gif hell she was using

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>>73150790
Good. .maximum comfy

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>>73150790
I'm still lurking. I'm just occupied with Unicorn Overlord at the moment.

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>>73151022
I hope you're emulating it. Companies that refuse to port to pc don't deserve money.

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>>73151413

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>>73151413
Man I wish it was on pc

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>>73152421
It is. If you emulate it.

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>>73151413
I wish nintendo ported their games on PC so they wouldn't run like trash.

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>>73152788
good morning

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So is the next episode her bday? Or is there another prerecord I can put on my calendar.

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>>73152944
seems like it, maybe she'll surprise us with a movie may 2 electric boogaloo!

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>>73152788
Oyasame

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Goob soon?
old stream: https://youtu.be/NytRuJWwU-w

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>exactly 1min apart
sus

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>>73152788
Oh yes same.

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ai taught me that I have "pulsative tinnitus" and it is fucking annoying

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>>73152788
sleep tight buddy

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i killed gura so she’s not coming back soon

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>>73153742
*sigh* I guess it's time to collect more sacrifices for the ritual...

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Nice art is one thing but fellas nothing makes me nut harder than well made sex MMDs.
https://files.catbox.moe/4n0m44.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zi5ps2.png
like seriously look at the quality of this

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>>73153870
Will goom tributes do?

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>>73153945
That is pretty good

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>>73153945
nice, the second one looks like her actual 3d model

[Anonymous No.]

I am the last chumbud alive. The last of my kind.

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>>73153604
Are you trusting AI to medically diagnose you with something? Are you retarded?

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>>73154113
I made this post

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*squeak*

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>>73153951
well it says it needs "life energy" but it doesn't specify what that is...

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>>73154113
SENTENCED TO SURVIVE
yeah me

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>>73154389

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>>73154113
Not while I still draw breath.

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as long as the enemies of the Empress still draw breath, there can be no peace.

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Gura likes this and so do I.

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>>73154140
I trust it to give me more than wondering why the buzzing sounds like a heartbeat and it delivered

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>>73153945
Agreed, especially when they're having amazing lesbian sex
https://files.catbox.moe/s2cccj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/tuswz3.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ix9sxn.jpg

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>>73155703
Go to a fucking doctor retard, it could be a multitude of things and you might end up dead because of it. Or just jump off a building, since I assume the AI will tell you to do that to fix a splinter.

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>>73155242
Thank you brother I almost forgot to download Joseph Goebbels's speech reconstructed into English via AI.

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>>73155888
If I had money to do that I would have done it already

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>>73156222
just listen to tinnitus sound therapy videos on yt, if it does stop for a moment then yeah congrats, you have tinnitus

[Anonymous No.]

Is gooba on another hiatus? Did she get abducted in Japan? Where's the shark?

[Anonymous No.]

I slept all day. Just woke up. Gonna drink some water and go back to sleep.

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>>73156629
I should do this tomorrow too

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>>73156629
Please eat something, Gura...

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>this thread

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>>73155888
NTA but doctors can't do shit for tinnitus. I was born with it and the only "solution" is to take meds everyday with worse side effects than the condition itself.
Best thing you can do is buy a white noise machine to sleep.

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>>73156828
Nta but I'd recommend you use ambient instead.
https://youtu.be/vck9b8XJkVo?si=cdTUy9Cj-_uG3JDD

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>>73156956
I'd also recommend ketamin.

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>>73156828
The omniscient ai says pulsy tinnitus can have a variety of underlying conditions that doctors could catch and I would like that but have no money. Guess I'll just die of something preventable

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>>73156956
That's pretty nice for background noise when awake, but for sleeping nothing cuts through the tinnitus ring like nonstop white noise.
Thanks for the video though, I will put it in my meditation playlist
>>73157299
I doubt it. I've talked to several doctors and they all just say deal with it basically

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>>73157200
isn't that horse tranquilizer?

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>>73157439
I too have tinnitus although I wasn't born with it but rather developed in my youth not by choice or want but instead by an unfortunate accident. Still I live and deal with it as it isn't such a bother there are worse things to live with or without.

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>>73157299
If you can guess what was the of cause of it then there's no need to be worried I think
Ame for example got it from playing too much FPS shooting games like CSGO

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>>73157923
I will worry. It is my nature.

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I read a horror story one time about titinutis, chumbies.
>man goes to doctor
>”doctor please remove my left ear it has titnuitis and I no longer wish to live with it”
>doctor agrees and performs surgery to remove left ear
>man wakes up from surgery only to find horror of tinutis was in the right ear all along
G R I M

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>>73157762
Yeah it's not so bad. The only time it really sucks is if you have a power outage and want to sleep with no background noise available. Or in prison I guess, but then you have worse things to worry about

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>>73157476
https://youtu.be/DRfidJNts6U?si=PLIr84HyiEu-M2M3

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>>73158327
Get a battery powered white noise generator.

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Stream

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>>73157476
https://youtu.be/WeXlBcF94Bk?si=MeOU_6nGlc4kQAlz

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>>73158154
The underlying mechanism of tinnitus is not fully understood, but while it can be caused by physical injury to your ears through things like prolonged exposure to loud noises, the chronic condition is not actually related to any physiological damage, it's more like a sensory change in your brain which sometimes just never reverts. So there's no real reason to think that cutting off even the correct ear would make tinnitus go away, it's more in your brain than in your ear. Pretty fun stuff.

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>>73158475
On me

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that's it? that's the thread? gonna be a lonely night tonight...

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Booba huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

Without love, the truth can not be seen. Although, with too much love, the truth may also remain unseen.

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I suppose that it's up to us to pick the blindness of our choosing.

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>>73158926
Used condoms are so hot.

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Growing older with my wife.

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Slowly dying without the love of my life.

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>>73154347
I've always wondered why A has 6 feet but 5 crocs...

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>>73159121
It’s rare as hell but the girl licking or pressing the used condom against herself is top tier.

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>>73159336
I think he has 2 feet in one croc. I never noticed

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I love peamut budder

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>>73159420
Is he retarded?

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Btw which one of you faggot mods was shitting on my drip earlier? You are spying on me without permission and now you shit on what you see? The fucking audacity. Why don't you let everyone spy on you instead? Show everyone your impeccable style and magnificent body then, coward.

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>>73159112
I choose it, for if not the abyss will

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>>73159465

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Imagine dressing up like a tryhard boomer to get the approval of tryhard boomers. Won't be me.

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>>73159453
ye

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What do boomers even wear? Overalls and a baseball cap?

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>>73159850
Like 30 year "boomers" or actual old people?

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>>73160006
C’mere you

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>>73158921
>White liquid on my daughter's thighs
>Her clothes are disheveled
>She looks like she's about to cry
What the fuck did you do to my daughter?

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>>73159850
They try to be classy. They're boring. Let me tell you, the faggot who came up with the phrase "clothes make the man" was a rich, fat, ugly piece of shit.

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>>73160118
She's sick, she just woke up covered in sweat and coughed up a ball of phlegm onto her thigh.

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I think my dog is a ESL

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>>73159850
A polo, jeans, and a pair of asics

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>>73160316
What is his first language

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So this Thursday, I was omw to a friend to smoke some weed, right? Omw, some old lady that looked like the babushka from jfk looked at me and started smiling really hard. Later on the way, some nigger on a bike burst out laughing. I think it was because of my 90's style hardcore vest on top of my pink sweatpants. Well fuck them. I look amazing and fun. I will not comply.

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>>73160349
Kek. Spot on.

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everyone wears jeans. They're comfortable and durable

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It's a nigger on a bike. They ain't never seen no nigger on a bike before.

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>>73159850
Old khakis or jeans, loafers or dirty boots, and an old plaid long sleeve button up.
Old dirty baseball cap and strong cigarette smell optional.
Lotta old farmers where I live.

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>>73160505
You should have told them about Gura, they'd love her.

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>>73160632
I gained too much weight last year. I outgrew all my jeans.

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>>73160632
>Jeans
>Comfortable
Wtf are you saying? They aren't. Sweatpants are comfortable. Well, and those relaxed fit jeans that myself and the zoomers wear. Those are comfy. But that's exactly what they were shitting on earlier.

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>>73160659
Only after a theft bud, never acquiesce and always be attentive.

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>>73160375
Mandarin

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My wardrobe is so boring but it works. Just some cheap well fitting Denver Hayes blue jeans and plain black tees a lot of the time.

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>>73160824
Lmfao. You know what's funny? There's literally not a single black person in professional cycling. They just can't for some reason. Well, they can run like crazy tho.

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>>73160863
>The dog is a wumao
Is this the same mutt that was being posted fucking Gura a few threads ago
All the more reason to put him down, have you put him down yet

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>>73160952
It's a lesser race, a simple people with a simple mind. Of course that also means one without forethought. An ignorance which cannot be erased, it can only tempered through physical force. A sad existence but it must be.

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https://youtu.be/kQxl8ljD560
>cruising down a dirt road in my Pickem-up truck.
>2AM. Up to no good. Cow tipping.
>Gura bobble head is bouncing on the dashboard while the cabin is illuminated by the full moon’s light
Yee-fucking-haw, yall

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>>73160118
I missed her cunny. She wanted it inside. Is okay though, gimme 30mins of cuddling and i'm good to go again.

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>>73161287
Blacks just aren't into BMX shit like the whites are

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>>73160316
I think the family dog is a schizo.
He keeps barking at things that aren't even there, barks at anything that makes a noise around the house, not just loud ones, randomly reacts like something snuck up behind him when nothing's there, refuses to go up and down the stairs to the next floor up, but will go up and down the other set of stairs that lead to the basement floor (with a lot of encouragement) despite both stairs being completely identical.
I don't know about that boi...

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>>73160251
She should have coughed that phlegm into my mouth. Even better if she has a cold, hock that thick chunky loogie right into the back of my throat. I'd snort her tonsil stones.

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Child

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>>73161492
That boy ain’t right, chumbie.

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Kobo is a better idol than Gura

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>>73161569
*poot*

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>>73161492
You might want to hire a priest, chumbie

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>>73161819
Yeah, for cucks that like watching her hang out with and flirt with men.

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>>73160661
https://youtu.be/oTRiyydm0pY
That fashion reminds me of this scene

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>>73161463
Can't blame them. Cycling is pretty huge around here but I really don't get it. Who tf wants to spend hours on a bike while looking at the sweaty ass of the dude in front of you who's wearing spats? That's ridiculously gay. Also incredibly boring. People watch that shit. People riding a bike literally draws millions of people to come and watch them. It does not make sense. Npc's the lot of them, I tell you. But no, I'm the retard for watching the girl that I love perform on stage and play games and listen to her sing. I hate people.

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>>73161868
gura hangs out and flirts with men? on top of being a shitty singer too. I do agree with this statement.

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>>73162066
no, Kobo is a better idol for cucks. Not gura. Gura is a better idol for me, because I prefer actual idols and not whores.

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Gura is the best Idol in the world

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>>73162060
is that a...

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>>73162114
Gura can't be a good idol if she can't even sing. Plus you should know what being cucks is all about since Gura streams like once a year while you're still giving her money every month, talk about first-hand cuckold experience service.

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>Kobo brought up unprompted
>suddenly the cuckposting begins
Can you just go do something else already, you dork?

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>>73160661
>Old khakis or jeans, loafers or dirty boots, and an old plaid long sleeve button up.
that's my entire wardrobe...
though i have short sleeve plaid button ups too.

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>>73162201
Better she stream once a year than collab with a male. I made the correct choice.

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Gura may be a terrible idol, but she's not a homo cock sleeve and sings infinitely better than Kobo. lol, why did you choose her to shitpost with of all people?

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>>73162260
So you admit that Gura is a bad idol, that makes Kobo the better idol. Gura is just a glorified E-girl streamer with a PNG model.

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i need to go shower but i dont wanna

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>>73162237
Cargo shorts, short sleeve $2 plaid shirts from the op shop, thongs (flip flops). Tall dad bod. I'm a literal walking sex machine. Built to fuck Gura's tiny child body. Nothing but her tiny feet and hands sticking out from under my hairy mass.

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I expelling a considerable amount of gas out of my rectum.

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hewwwo

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>>73162406 (me)
I'm*

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>>73162288
If Gura sings infinitely better than Kobo why didn't Universal Music Japan sign a music deal with her instead of Kobo? Tell me why didn't any of Gura's songs make it to the top 10 JP song chart.

[Anonymous No.]

Is someone actually engaging with this dumb shitposting or are they just samefagging?

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>>73162534
I'm sorry, I should go to sleep now.

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>>73162593
You should know better by now, goob night.

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>>73162466
Because Gura only has like 2 songs.

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>>73162439
Whenever I make an embarrassing spelling mistake I just close the thread and wait for the next one to come, kek

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>>73162415

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>>73162415
hello.

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>>73162466
lol Even Mori has a record label deal and you are not seriously telling me she is a better singer than Gura. Your argument is simply retarded.

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>>73162645
What kind of idol has only two songs? No idol. No idol at all. This is precisely what I meant by Kobo being the better idol. She actually makes music like what every IDOL should do. Gura is anything but an idol. She's a glorified E-Girl streamer who streams once every full moon, and when she does stream, she plays video games or goes on a tangent about what's happening in her life instead of making music. The word idol has completely lost its meaning when it's being used to refer to these types of vtubers, like Gura, who does the bare minimum and is still being called an idol, which is a genuine insult to actual idols.
>>73162865
Mori makes music and has the charismatic presence of an idol when she sings on the stage. I have seen Gura perform many times in the Holofest, I mostly just skip her part because there is nothing I would call idol-like when I watch her perform on the stage, she sings as if she were reading from a script, barely moving at all, and that whispering style of singing is just horrendous.

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>>73162678
That's cute. It feels embarrassing, but I wouldn't do anything like that. Everyone makes stupid spelling mistakes, hell I'll often somehow forget to type an entire word in my sentences. But 99% of the time everyone knows exactly what you meant and can fill in the blanks often subconsciously so they don't even notice.

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>>73157923
if it's from noise exposure then doctors can do shit about it. I got it from shooting 9 shotgun rounds without any hearing protection and docs gave me nothing but placebo. I just got used to it. but it's constant high pitch sound. if it's pulsatile it probably is from some health condition thats fixable. I would go to the doc

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>>73162678
one time i accidentally made a Death Note thread on /v/ instead of /a/
i thought "welp i'm gonna get banned" and logged off
i came back a few hours later and the thread had 300 posts of people talking about Death Note

[Anonymous No.]

This "My oshi can beat up your oshi!!" level of shitposting is always so adorable.

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>>73162983
>Mori part
bait shouldn't be too obvious
>is still being called an idol,
we have been through this, the only real idol of Myth was a whore with mental illnesses, I don't want that kind of shit anywhere near my Goob
surface level idols like will always be better and literally nobody expects her to be an actual idol retard

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura will make an appearance at Miku Expo 2024

[Anonymous No.]

Come to bed, chumbie.

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>>73162983
you are spouting inane garbage in bad faith
nobody will take you seriously

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>>73163500
I hear it's been a disaster since crunchy only got an LCD screen for the concert instead of the usual hologram

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>>73162983
>I have seen Gura perform many times in the Holofest, I mostly just skip her part because there is nothing I would call idol-like when I watch her perform on the stage, she sings as if she were reading from a script, barely moving at all, and that whispering style of singing is just horrendous.
Pure cope. Her Megu Megu Fire performance alone easily disproves all of that. Just admit that you simply hate Gura and that no matter what she does you shit on it like the typical anti you are.

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Suisei and Kobo are idols. Gura and Fauna are virtual e-girls. Simple as.
>>73163305
Gura is an e-girl streamer pretending to be an idol while possessing zero qualities of a real idol.
>surface level idols
There are no "surface-level" idols, idiot. That's a copeout response to excuse a half-assed person who is not very good at being what they're supposed to do due to lacking the talent or charisma of being a real idol. There are no surface-level idols, as there is no surface-level doctor, surface-level surgeon, surface-level teacher, or surface-level engineer; you either IS or NOT.
>>73163548
Gura is not an idol, she's a glorified streamer like those from Twitch and YouTube. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

You people must be fun at parties. Can you not see that you are making the thread exceedingly boring?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah must be a schizo from /#/ who got bullied because /#/ are full of chumbuds and saplings lmao

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>>73163915
Gura performs and sings on stage. That is what makes her an idol. Your own made up definition of that term does not matter. Now cry and scream some more at the sky.

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Honestly this is getting pretty silly. She had a whole speech thanking people for patience and saying 2024 is going to be great blah blah
Then streamed like, 6 times. If anyone in this moment unironically believes she's in Taiwan they've lost their goddamn marbles

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>>73163915
>Gura is not an idol, she's a glorified streamer like those from Twitch and YouTube. Deal with it.
now type that again without crying

[Anonymous No.]

I know how much you want to defend sharkwife's honor. But please just leave the blatant threadshitter be. He's literally is only here because he wants attention and you keep giving it to him.

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>>73163915
>Kobo
>idol
Fauna schizo please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73163915
>Bringing out Fauna out of nowhere
Yup must be a numberfag.

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>>73164025
she said that she has her "personal life problems" sorted out. you would think she would go back to streaming more regularly. instead we are right there where we were a few months ago. no communication, no streams and nothing but radio silence without even any twitter activity.

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my thoughts

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>>73162983
Eh, maybe you are right, but who cares? In terms of singing ability Gura is probably the best in all of Hololive, but unfortunately she mostly does acoustic guitar covers which of course won't get her a music deal. Have you ever considered the thought that maybe Gura just doesn't want to pursue that kind of career?

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fatfuck

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>>73163915
cope and seethe, some ken-sama accidentally confirmed that Gura inherits the idol spirit, can't say the same for those "look! I twerk/give a lap dance on the stage, that means I'm a strong idol" whores

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>>73163915
It's honestly so strange how caught up you get in semantics over "idol" and "e-girl", without understand that the term idol has been mostly used in an ironic sense within Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73164267
WRONG

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>>73164125
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

i miss Gura

i love Gura

i hope she is doing okay

how many of you do i need to sacrifice to her back?

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>>73163834
Sorry to say, but that performance was so bad it left a zero impression on me. Simply put, her singing was off-tune, flat, and emotionless. Sometimes, the song completely drowns out her voice, making it difficult to discern what she is singing about. She might as well be performing a mime show on the stage at that point.

I want you to compare Gura's performance in holofes with Kobo. Do you see how Kobo adlibs in certain parts of her performance to get attention from the crowd? She also moves around, never staying in a single spot, to show the crowd that she owns the stage and is not just there because she's obligated to. Also, when Kobo sings, her voice can be heard echoing throughout the room, never once has the song overpowered her voice. She dances and behaves like an actual veteran idol who has breathed and lived in the industry for longer despite only debuting two years ago. Her performance exudes power and charisma. That's an idol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HFP1uQeqWs

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>>73164405
Sorry to say, but Kobos performance was so bad it left zero impression on me. Simply put her singing was off-tune, flat and emotionless. Sometimes, the song completely drowns out her voice, making it difficult to discern what she is singing about. She might as well be performing a mime show on the stage at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

one of the dinos underwent surgery
https://twitter.com/7CHINO_/status/1776479119523668069

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to bots, retards

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>>73164405
lol just admit you did not even watch guras performance
you are simply lying out of your gaping ass
and stop hyping up someone as average as kobo especially with that overly cliched cutesy weeb song
kobos performance was nothing special at all and she sounds like one singer out of many
stop being so mad about the fact that gura is a better singer and accept reality

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>>73164548
He put an onahole in their didn't he

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>>73164558
No

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>>73164405
>Simply put, her singing was off-tune, flat, and emotionless. Sometimes, the song completely drowns out her voice, making it difficult to discern what she is singing about.
I just watched the whole performance again and not a single thing you stated here is true. I mean it was obvious from the get-go that you are desperately trying to make shit up to downplay Gura but why are you so blatant?

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>>73163996
>>73164038
Gura can't sing, and she doesn't make her own music. A typical idol's dream is for their voice to reach the world and attain stardom status. By that, I don't mean yapping on stream while playing FOTM games once a month, and then fuck off doing who knows what.
>>73164061
Kobo is an idol. You're a delusional secondary who keeps mudding the real meaning of what an Idol is.
>>73164151
>In terms of singing ability Gura is probably the best in all of Hololive
Actual delusions over here. If she were then she would have gotten a lot of collabs and record deals from music companies
>Have you ever considered the thought that maybe Gura just doesn't want to pursue that kind of career
There you go, you've said it yourself, she's not an idol. No idol would want their career to stagnate to just playing games on stream. Do you think Suisei just sits around playing video games all day? No, she doesn't. She hones her dancing skills, signs a record deal, makes music, and performs on stage. Being an idol is a career path, it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance, not a welfare check that you take for granted. You either go ball or bust.

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Gettin' awful wordy in here.

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>>73164780
He obviously know that his oshi will never be as good as Gura so he just saying random shit to cope

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>>73164822
>Gura can't sing, and she doesn't make her own music
typical anti state of mind, completely denying reality

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>>73164822
>Actual delusions over here.
lmao and that from the guy who unironically thinks kobo is a better singer than gura or that gura can't sing. Jesus Christ why does Gura make you seethe so much? Why does she occupy so much space in your head?

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>>73164481
>parroting my post
Your concession is accepted
>>73164573
>>73164780
Kobo's new song just broke 2 million in less than 2 weeks. Meanwhile, Gura has gone AWOL and hasn't produced anything for over a year. You're trying so hard to diminish Kobo's performance out of disingenuity and bitterness instead of looking at things from an objective point of view. Despite your claim that Kobo is below average, yet she's the one out of all Holos to get a record deal with UMJ and break Japan's music charts within just two years of her debut. Being delusional doesn't help anyone. The results speak for themselves.

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>>73165040
>You're trying so hard to diminish Kobo's performance out of disingenuity and bitterness instead of looking at things from an objective point of view
Again, this from the guy who says Gura can't sing.

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>>73164911
So I am the one who keeps denying reality, sure, what's the name of Gura's recent song? Where is it Mr. not delusional? Can you link me to the MV?
>>73164986
You have to be really delusional if you think Gura is a better singer than Kobo. Gura's recent performance in holofes left zero impression on everyone.

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>>73165040
yeah, gura has not released an original song in 2 years. so currently we do not have anything to compare it to the performace of kobos original song. you actually think that if gura would release a new song now it would not break 2 million in 2 weeks? btw Reflect had over 5 million views after two weeks and now sits at 28 million views in total (original video + MV version). Come back when ANY Kobo song reaches those numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think this guy even likes chuubas and just likes getting mad about them. He seems too wound up for no specific reason. And I doubt he belongs to /ehe~/.

[Anonymous No.]

This is probably the most forced Holo vs Holo bait I've ever seen.

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>saying that gura isn't the literal best singer on earth
For what reason would you lie about something that is so easy to disprove, you just have to listen to her once kek

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>>73164593
Wait you didn't?

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>>73165040
>Kobo's new song just broke 2 million in less than 2 weeks
This guy thinks this is some great achievement lmao. There were Holo songs that broke 5 million+ after 2 weeks. Guras Reflect beeing one of them.

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>linking his post
>>73165181
Yup I was right that's a numberfag who got builled out from /#/.

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>>73165169
>You have to be really delusional if you think Gura is a better singer than Kobo. Gura's recent performance in holofes left zero impression on everyone.
even if the latter were true, guras is objectively a better singer than kobo. not a single song kobo ever sang comes even remotely close to guras jazz song performances. kobo would never in a million years be able to perform a song like New York, New York in the same way Gura did.

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Why are you people entertaining the schizo. You think "durr Gura can't sing Kobo da best" is some good faith argument? Like he has no reason to even talk about Kobo specifically other than she's blue cunny.

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>>73165494
He is a typical Indog threadshitter from /#/>>73165422
stop giving him attention

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>>73165078
Instead of yapping, prove that I'm lying.
>>73165335
When was that? two years ago. Damn, that was quite a long time ago when you scaled the average time in an idol career. So you're saying that within two years, she was only able to produce a single song? That's it? That, according to you, is what it takes to be an idol. Suisei must be damned, knowing it only took less to reach the stardom status.
>>73165237
>2 years
You're not doing your case any good by saying her recent song was two years ago. All you did was prove to me that I was right. Also, you have to be delusional if you think Kobo's new song won't reach 30 million in two years.

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>>73165546
>>73165527
>>73165516
>>73165479
>>73165452
>>73165338
>>73165215

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>>73165546
>Also, you have to be delusional if you think Kobo's new song won't reach 30 million in two years.
kek yeah lets see if that happens
screencapped

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>>73165422
that was me though, I want them to laugh at him

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[Anonymous No.]

Literally what does Kobo have to do with Gura

Baffling behavior by Indogs, you already failed this "Gura killer" shit like 2 years ago when she became some irrelevant eceleb's whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>73165546
>Instead of yapping, prove that I'm lying.
You are already lying when you say that Gura can' sing

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>>73165546
>you have to be delusional if you think Kobo's new song won't reach 30 million in two years
Now THAT is delusional. Kobo is not neraly as relevant as you think she is Indogchama. Most of her VODs do not even break 100k anymore and she barely gets 5k average viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

I see all of this text and it doesn't mean anything to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we not put the bot in funny mode instead? This isn't fun. It's not interesting either.

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>>73165429
So where is the result of this completely subjective and totally non-bias statement? You keep saying all these things without any proof to back up your claim. Did Gura perform in a Broadway theater in New York with her "jazz singing," or are you just glazing this headcanon for the sake of it? For someone who keeps saying Gura is the best singer, I kept seeing less and less evidence that shows that she is a good singer, but her fans really do want to make sure you know that she's a good singer, despite mounds of evidence pointing otherwise.

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>>73165783
>So where is the result of this completely subjective and totally non-bias statement? You keep saying all these things without any proof to back up your claim
Are you talking about yourself? Because this is all you have been doing for the past 2 hours you buttmad Indogfaggot.

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura has way more songs than Kobo.
>b-but they're not on her channel and made by her
You have to be pretty schizo to think anyone has ever used this as an idol benchmark, this is literally the standard for idols. The company puts them in songs.

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>>73165783
her karaokes being objectively more popular than kobo's for one

[Anonymous No.]

Or even better. Put it in horny mode and have it spam butts and feet instead.

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>>73165783
I could be a better singer than both Kobo and Gura without ever having release a single song or been on any stage on the whole wide world. You do not seem to realize that those things are not proof of being a good singer or not. You absolute dumbass.

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>>73165855

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>>73165875
He's just cycling through retarded arguments.
>s-song views are what matters
Ok but Gura has more
>n-no song numbers matter
Gura has more songs
>n-no how fast you get to 2 million matters
Gura got to 2 million faster, she holds like 3/10 of the top 10 fastest records.
>n-no it's uh...amount of original songs on your channel specifically...haha yeah gottem

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>>73165922
Yeah, as posted before he is a braindead numbernigger indog. The lowest form of human life on /vt/

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[Anonymous No.]

This guy proves once again that numberfags are the worst posters on this board.

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>>73165578
So no argument besides crosslinking irrelevant posts? Got it.
>>73165581
Yeah, you do that. Kobo's Overdose cover already reached 12 million within just a year. It is already close to beating Gura's reflect MV numbers (13 million) which was two years ago.
>>73165708
>>73165647
Are you having a stroke there, buddy? I understand you're bitter because Gura is not as good a singer as you thought she was. Also, I don't care about VOD. Do try not to stray far from the main topic of this discussion, where we argue that Gura is not an idol, but Kobo is.

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>>73166054
>It is already close to beating Gura's reflect MV numbers (13 million) which was two years ago.
Wow, so it almost reachead a repost of a song that was already posted long before? Keep moving the goalposts you dumb nigger. Remember: 28 million views are what Kobo has to beat.

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>>73166054
You mean the discussion were you constantly trying to shift from your own made up definition of what an idol is to Gura being a bad singer? You have absolute zero self-awareness like the typical deluded numbernigger you are.

[Anonymous No.]

I showered

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>>73166169
proof?

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>>73166054
you are delusional if you think kobos new song will reach the numbers of her first original
there is no debut hype anymore and no novelty buff

[Anonymous No.]

NUMBERS THIS NUMBERS THAT HOW ABOUT THE NUMBER ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO PLAP SOME FEMBUD BUSSY??!?!? IT ISN'T FAAIIIRRRRRR I TELL YOU I WAS MADE FOR FEMBUD BUSSY IT IS MY BIRTHRIGHT GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEE GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Can you please stop giving this numberfagging Indog attention?

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[Anonymous No.]

did I miss anything chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE NUMBERS I HATE MATH I LOVE FEMBUD BUSSY DONT BRING UP NUMBERS THEY ARE TAUNTING MEEEEEEEEE THEY REMIND ME THAT I'VE HAD LITERALLY ZERO FEMBUD BUSSY I NEED ASSSSSS AND I NEED IT NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

It was quiet all day and then a ton of shitposting out of nowhere for no reason. Then eventually it be quiet again. Every time.
I think I'm gonna go to eep, the sun's coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166182
How

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>>73165814
>zero argument
I accept your concession
>>73165838
Well, Kobo has a UMJ record deal, that amounted more in an idol career than a Karaoke stream to be honest.
>>73165875
So no evidence to the said claim?
>better singer than both Kobo and Gura without ever having release a single song or been on any stage
>those things are not proof of being a good singer or not
Can you elaborate more on this? It seems both of your talking points seem to contradict each other.
>>73166108
You're the only one claiming Gura's song reached 28 million views, despite there being no proof that suggests this, but sure, keep saying I am the one who is moving the goalposts. If you're the one who keeps claiming absurd things, I am just entertaining your tirade.
>>73166164
>you constantly trying to shift from your own made up definition of what an idol is to Gura being a bad singer
Have I? I thought I was being really consistent with my viewpoint: an idol who doesn't make music or can't sing isn't really an idol. That has been my belief from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Marinefag. He was at least somewhat entertaining. This Kobo shitposter is pretty boring.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna smoke crack. ASS-CRACK FEMBUD ASS-CRACK ASS BUTT BEHIND SHIT STINKY AND DIRTY SO GOOD SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY WHAT IS THIS TORTURE IT ISN'T FAAIIIRRRRRR IT SHOULD BELONG TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

that faggot is still going lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166463
>no argument
ez

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>>73166463
>gura's singing is objectively more popular than kobo's
>b-but the deal???
ok? gura gets collabs from DECO and honeyworks while having better numbers than your homo failure

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166463
>kobo is an idol
lmao, keep telling that to yourself while she is busy whoring herself for that VA cock bro, why is jamet here like this...
https://youtu.be/0WAugvSXJvM?si=HnDctQVdPo4G1Uua

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>>73166463
>I accept your concession
Spouting meme phrases does not save your ass you know? I made a clear argument. That you ignore it just speaks for itself.
>Well, Kobo has a UMJ record deal, that amounted more in an idol career than a Karaoke stream to be honest.
You know that most Hololive talents do not have a record deal, right? Again, you make up your own definition of what an idol is.
>So no evidence to the said claim?
I know that you are ESL but holy shit. Do you really not understand my point? There is no contradiciton here. But once again for your simple brain: You can be a great singer even without performances on stages and record deals. Those things are NOT PROOF of your singing ability. There are literally countless average singers with record deals out there.
>You're the only one claiming Gura's song reached 28 million views, despite there being no proof that suggests this, but sure, keep saying I am the one who is moving the goalposts. If you're the one who keeps claiming absurd things, I am just entertaining your tirade.
Guras song Reflect has reached 12 million views with a MV repost and 16 million with the original post. Can you do math? I mean I know you are Indonesian but come on now.
>Have I? I thought I was being really consistent with my viewpoint: an idol who doesn't make music or can't sing isn't really an idol. That has been my belief from the beginning
Yes, from the beginning you made up your own definition of what an idol is. Your belief is of no concern to anyone who actually knows what an Idol is and does.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what fuck it. I'm pissed. I fucking hate people. Nothing but insufferable bastards. I'm so done. You're fucking boring. You're stupid. You suck. And you're all a bunch of assholes.

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>>73166664
to be fair whoring themselves for the least bit of clout is what most idols do, specially ones with dwindling popularity

[Anonymous No.]

Really, how the fuck do you do it? Do you just copy each other out of insecurities or are you fags literally just copies of copies of copies? You aren't original. You don't have anything interesting going on in you. You suck. Other people's cocks. For some recognition. Pathetic man whores, go kill yourselves.

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>>73166463
bro, eat your iftar first

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>>73166623
>DECO and honeyworks
>All flopped
It's not really a good look on Gura's "idol" career. I can see why she just resorted to turning into PRIME jake paul tier grifter with her merchandise shilling. She doesn't even make music anymore, just merchandise after merchandise shills and then just dips out for another year. So that's the definition of an idol for you? Seems bleak.

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>>73166750
>honeyworks
>flopped
jamet goblok

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166750
>STOP MOVING GOALPOSTS!!!
>moves goalpost
you are a shameless little monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166750
gura's unironically has the best numbers out of all honeyworks songs, even better than suisei and sora, so in your argument both of those aren't idols either and can't sing?

[Anonymous No.]

Take a fucking step back and look at yourself. If you were your kid, would you look up to your dumb ass self? If you ever get kids you're gonna be the clueless asshole father who gets mad at their son for not being retarded and ridiculous in the same faggot bottom bitch way as you are. You and your ancestors ruined the whole fucking world by passing on retardation and submissive beta behavior indefinitely. You fags need to be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166750
>She doesn't even make music anymore
>while talking about her latest song

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166828
Stop, he simply can't move the goalposts any more than he already has!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166705
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

What a mess of text.
So anyway I love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166750
>honeyworks
You don't even know what you are talking about don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds can't stomach another Gura VOD rewatch so they give baiters (You)s
GRIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166750
>She doesn't even make music anymore
Wabi Sabi Lullaby was released only 4 months ago

[Anonymous No.]

thread theme song
https://app.suno.ai/song/d5f4ed3c-7768-46f6-8d98-95a4c9689dec/

[Anonymous No.]

free (You)s?
post your rare gooba here and I will verify it

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166750
wanna see a flop? here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1lI26a0E1E&ab_channel=KoboKanaeruCh.hololive-ID

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>>73166913
I'm just getting started. My mood is ruined. I can't stand people. They don't know what fun is. They can only have "fun" on other people's behalf. I hate them. I can't stand them. I don't want to spend another day being confronted with the ugliness that is humans. I can't even see their faces or their names and yet, somehow, they still manage to show how ugly they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73167101
why is ReplyGPT like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166946
>/ggg/
I thought it was a catalog link gomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166682
>calling me ESL
>"contradiciton"
>shitty grammar everywhere
Yeah okay, bro.
>You know that most Hololive talents do not have a record deal
Precisely what makes Kobo special in this case, doesn't it?
>You can be a great singer even without performances on stages and record deals
But those aren't mutually exclusive to each other, though? You too can be a shitty singer without performing on stage and signing a record deal. But in most cases, good artists and idols sign a record deal because they're good singers. Michael Jackson being one. He doesn't just sign record deals with a music company, he also owns the record deals.
>Guras song Reflect has reached 12 million views with a MV repost and 16 million
So you're saying Gura's reflect didn't even reach 28 million views? and these are just a cope that you made up because you couldn't provide a decent response without being as disingenuous as possible. What result do you expect out of this? Okay, I can just look at Gura's channel and see her MV has only around 13 million views. Btw, I am not Indonesian, nor am I going to partake in your idiotic ad hominem.
>Your belief is of no concern to anyone who actually knows what an Idol is and does.
My beliefs align with the definition of an idol. You're the one who keeps mudding the meaning, not me.
>Idols are primarily singers with training in other performance skills such as acting, dancing, and modeling.
taken straight from Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_idol

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>>73167136
Says the ritualpost bot

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>>73167180
>Idols are primarily singers with training in other performance skills such as acting, dancing, and modeling.
All things Gura does and did at some point. Thanks for destroying your whole argument yourself.

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>>73167180
>So you're saying Gura's reflect didn't even reach 28 million views?
but it literally did? or are you saying its not the same song on both videos?

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>>73166748
This is me. Having to sift through endless amounts of garbage to find some thrown away scraps of something usable. Where is the love?

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Goob morning.

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>>73166828
>>73166915
>>73166963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XANR5cacE
>873,995 views
>has the best numbers out of all honeyworks songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4xLi8IF1FM
>this is honeyworks best song
>122,193,419 views
I must be getting old because those numbers seem to contradict everything you just said.
>>73167073
Wow, that's more than Gura's honeyworks songs. So if that is a flop, that means Gura's recent song is worse right?

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Real retard hours, huh?

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>>73167180
Stop moving the goalposts already. You literally said that having a record deal or performing on stages is proof of you being a great singer. And that is simply false. Stop twisting and turning the argument. That you call others disingenuous is nothing more than pure comedy at this point.

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A fucking year of suffering and mockery and deceit and what did I get? Fuck all. The same ritualposts from a year ago and a narrative as fickle as the wind. I've been here, praising night and day. I sacrificed my privacy, gave all my love, and for what? To secure my position as the laughingstock of the universe?

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If you're replying to him your mother dies in her sleep tonight

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>>73167427
>this is honeyworks best song
He was obviously talking about the hololive honeyworks songs.

>Wow, that's more than Gura's honeyworks songs. So if that is a flop, that means Gura's recent song is worse right?
That literally is a Kobo ORIGINAL. You are comparing originals to honeyworks songs that are not even posted on the talens official channel now?

Haha, and this guy accuses others of moving goalposts. Pathetic until the very end.

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>>73167457
I can't even be mad. This all looks too silly to even get a proper reaction out of me.

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>>73167267
>did at some point
The key word is at "some point." So you're saying that she's not an idol anymore? C'mon, look at you, you can't keep up with what you're saying anymore.
>>73167315
But that's not the same thing. That's what you called moving a goalpost. Saying that Gura has 28 million views on her song despite the actual views being around 16 million is not the same as the actual song having 28 million people watching. That's you being disingenuous and blatantly lying to my face.

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>>73167534
No u. You are the baby. Grow some fucking balls. Ha get it?

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You know that IDdog got nothing left when he starts pretending to be a retard kek.

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It's because of your childlike behavior that I'm in this mess. You take zero responsibility. Hypocrite.

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If only Gura streamed there would be something nonschizo to talk about...

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>>73167195
avoid posting this

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>>73167605
>The key word is at "some point." So you're saying that she's not an idol anymore? C'mon, look at you, you can't keep up with what you're saying anymore.
>>73166963
>But that's not the same thing.
You said that there is no proof that Guras song reached 28 million views. I proved you wrong and now you are trying to weasel out of the argument with goal post moves and mental gymnastics. Absolutely sad to witness.

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>>73167690
If Gura streams the discussion would be far schizo than this newfag

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>>73167724
Nyo

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>>73167474
You're twisting my word, being an idol is about being a good singer and having the charisma of an idol on stage. To have your voice heard by many people gets you signed to a record deal by music companies which is an extra benefit of being an idol.

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Must be nice in your ivory tower. So high above it all. Throwing whatever you want downwards. To see how the rats fight over it.

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>>73167729
>I proved you wrong
So where is the proof? This should be a simple yes or no question, and yet you've provided me with a case of, in your own words, "goal posting and mental gymnastics." If the numbers do exist, show them to me. If there isn't, then I would take it as you lying, which you are.

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>>73167877
And its still not proof of being a great singer. As was already mentioned before. There are many singers out there who are average at best and still get record deals. The whole point is that its not proof and that is what the argument was about. So yes, you are twisting and turning your argument like you see fit in hope to poision the whole argument chain. You are a disingenous, hypocrital dumb imbecile.

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The first shall be last and the last shall be first. This worries even me, and look where I am. Are you people not terrified?

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>>73167996
holy shit nigger
its a simple fact that guras song reflect accumulated 28 million views in total with her mv version having reached 12 million and her non- mv version having reached 16 million. That makes 28 million in total. NEVER was the argument about one single video having 28 million views. Its the same fucking song on both posted videos on her channel. so reflect has been listened to 28 million times overall.

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>>73167877
>being an idol is about being a good singer and having the charisma of an idol on stage
so gura is an idol then, glad we agree

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>>73168024
Your selective bias is not an illegible talking point to prove that you're right. It only shows how mentally stunted you are at trying to provide a coherent argument while presenting yourself as a dumbass. Gura is a bad singer and a fake idol.

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For all we know the fifth seal has already been opened and yet here we are, behaving like vermin. You're all hopeless. And yet, you deny the only hope you can get. Walk away from your Father and alas, behold, you have made yourself a bastard.

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>>73168180
>talks about selective bias
>gura is bad singer
uuuh, you do know you're the only human being on earth that believes that right?

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>>73168180
>no argument
>ad hominem
Ok, seems like you are finally done

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>>73168111
Now this is a tragic case of goal-posting and mental gymnastics. Show me the number of your claim, or you're a dimwit who is incapable of understanding simple commands.
>>73168166
>being an idol is about being a good singer and having the charisma of an idol on stage
Neither of those is true for Gura. Even the clip that you're posting shows her being an unathletic molasses person.

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>>73168283
THIS is the guy who accuses others of having selective bias. THIS is the guy who accuses others of moving goalposts.

lmaooooooooo

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>>73168283
>denying reality again
the audience went crazy for her so your opinion isn't really indicative of anything

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Are you really that bored? Stop replying to blatant shitposters.

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>>73168235
Gura is a bad singer because she sings off-tune and has zero presence on the stage. It doesn't take a musically talented person to hear her sing and see that she lacks the quality of a good singer. The only requirement is that you need two pairs of working ears.
>>73168252
parroting my word is the greatest sign that you're conceding, which you should at this point.

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>>73167808
Feet

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>>73168358
>The only requirement is that you need two pairs of working ears.
then how come yours are the only pair of ears in the whole world that believes that?

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So late into the game and we're still wasting endless time. It's idiotic. How much of a privileged, sheltered life does one have to expect that everything will last forever? We always have a choice, yet, only a child without a care in the world expects choices to be available forever.

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>>73168328
The audience went crazy for Kroni's singing too. Not really a good indication.

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>>73168358
Your selective bias is not an illegible talking point to prove that you're right. It only shows how mentally stunted you are at trying to provide a coherent argument while presenting yourself as a dumbass. Gura is a great singer and a genuine idol.

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>>73168403
>not denying she got the audience crazy
so she objectively has idol presence glad we agree

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>>73168398
Oh no, I am not the only one, though I do admit I am the only one who is willing to set myself up as a target against delusional cultist individuals.

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>>73168399
How am I wasting time?
Job is going great and I'm on the home stretch for school. What choices do I need to make?

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>>73168446
>I'm not the only one it's just that everyone else is hiding, pls believe me

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>>73168432
An idol who doesn't make songs and is bad at singing? yeah I don't think so
>>73168445
Kobo made the crowd go wild too, but I don't need to tell you that because her voice alone radiates the entire building. Also, Gura is still a terrible idol and not a good singer.

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>>73168283
>Now this is a tragic case of goal-posting and mental gymnastics. Show me the number of your claim
lol you little disingenous cockroach
the argument was never about the number 28 million being shown anywhere
it always was about that guras song reached that number in total with two different videos on her channel
the fact remains that 28 million people listened to the song until this day
you unironically think kobo will ever reach that number with any of her songs
which makes you delusional

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It's only a matter of time until something awful happens to people. It happens to everyone eventually. Our time is finite. Our good times even more so. You'll see.

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>>73168489
You can laugh your way up to your non-existent UMJ deal for your "greatest" "idol," Gura whose songs haven't broken a single top 10 music chart in Japan.

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>>73168519
>An idol who doesn't make songs
>>73166963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ehwhQJ50gs&ab_channel=MarineCh.%E5%AE%9D%E9%90%98%E3%83%9E%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B3
>and is bad at singing
Your selective bias is not (...)

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>>73168519
>Kobo made the crowd go wild too
damn, maybe more than one people can be idols????
>b-but bad singer
if we ask kobo or mori two examples of idols you mentioned, gura is a great singer, I'll take the opinions of idols over yours

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>>73168530
Still goal posting I see. So are you going to post the 28 million views or what? No, because they don't exist and Gura MV is only around 16 million views. Too bad.

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>>73168586
>muh UMJ deal
Again, not proof that Gura is a bad singer.

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>>73168473
You already did.

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>>73168588
That's Marine's song, retard.
>>73168600
>gura is a great singer
Never happened. If you ask kobo who is the greatest singer in holo, she would say Suisei, Not Gura.

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>>73168629
>ignoring the original argument
>make up semantics
>"lol u no prove that number exists XD"!
You think nobody sees through your childish spiel?

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why can't the bots post hot ai guras

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>>73168711
Can't afford image generation overhead costs.

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>>73168691
>That's Marine's song, retard.
No. Its only on Marines channel. The song would not exist without Gura so its as much Guras song as it is Marines.

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>>73168654
That's because
>Gura is a bad singer because she sings off-tune and has zero presence on the stage. It doesn't take a musically talented person to hear her sing and see that she lacks the quality of a good singer. The only requirement is that you need two pairs of working ears
The record deal is just the reward for Kobo being the better singer.

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>>73168752
Your selective bias is not (...)

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>>73168704
You couldn't lie through your teeth, nor is your 28 million views cope is working to fit your narrative. It's not my problem that you're a delusional retard who seems to have trouble with number literacy.

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>>73168691
>That's Marine's song, retard.
you really are the biggest bad-faith, twisting, lying, hypocrite on earth

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>>73168691
>Suisei
At least learn about Hololive before dedicating your life to being an anti. Suisei would be offended if you called her the greatest singer.

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>>73168821
keep ignoring the original argument that never was about a specific video reaching 28 million views

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>>73168750
>Its only on Marines channel
So it's a Marine's song. How easy it is for me to dismantle your argument with a single utterance of a word!

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>>73168691
>noooooooooooo kobo hates gura
see her react to gura's megu fire, wow did gura just impacted another idol with her idol presence?

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>>73168867
Yeah, your great dismantle also only works because you ignored the rest of my post

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>>73168867
so Wabi Sabi Lullaby is Hololives officials channel song?

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>>73168825
Facts failed you again? Pity.
>>73168839
Suisei is the greatest singer in Holo, she has the work and the voice for it. Gura is not even in the top 20 of the greatest Holo singers.
>>73168854
That's literally what you said when I posted Kobo's new song, which gained 2 million views in less than two weeks. You're bragging about Gura's song reaching 28 million views because you're a disingenuous loser who can't take no for an answer.

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>>73168629
>goal posting
So you admit, he's scoring goals, which is why you have to keep shifting the goalposts? Or are you just such a retarded ESLizard that you didn't realize what you were typing rhetorical, I know the answer is yes
The 28 million views were posted, and Gura's singing objectively isn't off-key except in your own personal flimsy schizophrenic Indog Dunning-Kreuger hallucination. Anyone with a brainstem would notice that Gura's pitch control is fantastic, which is why you have failed to post any evidence of such and anything you try to pretend is evidence turns out to be exactly the opposite. This hypothetical is the entire foundation which your non-case for Gura being a bad singer is meant to be built upon, and the fact that it doesn't exist leaves you with no other option but to concede the argument, even if you're too stupid to realize it
Sorry, but you'll have to try a lot harder than that if you're that desperate to white-knight for non-idol whores like Kobo like the SEAcuck you are. Which is saying something, because you already came across as extremely desperate and defensive - as expected when you clearly have no argument

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Heh, you guys argue like little girls.

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>>73168995
>2 million views in less than two weeks
doesn't gura has like 5 videos that did that?

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>>73169036
Like oshi like fanbase

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>>73168995
this is my original post you lying nigger
>>73165237
i made it very clear that the number is a result of two videos

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>>73168995
ogey tourist. Suisei's throat is still fucked up after surgery, that's why she'd be offended by your retardation.

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>>73168923
Marine paid for the MV, and created the lyrics to the said song, Gura is just there to show her face and her off-tune singing skills.
>>73168988
Yes

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>>73169104
Keep making up your own reality. Fact is that Shinkiro would not exist without Gura. The official title is 『SHINKIRO』GuraMarine

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>>73169104
>off-tune singing skills
you keep repeating that phrase like it's not objectively wrong but being off-tune is something that actually can be measured and gura isn't

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>>73169029
All these wall of texts, and Gura is still a bad singer.
>>73169063
so Gura has 5 songs now, But I thought you said she only has 2 songs? My god did Gura make 3 other new songs while we're having a scholarly debate here?
>>73169086
Oh so she has a throat problem and now that makes her the shittiest singer in Holo? What level of retardation are you trying to conjure this time?

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>>73169211
Gura sucks at singing no matter how hard you tried to defend her off-tune tone-deaf singing skills. Gura is also not an idol.

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>>73169228
>But I thought you said she only has 2 songs
??????????????
even on her channel there's more than 2

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>>73169228
Riddle me this: How can a bad singer attract a number of people between 102k and 40k with her karaoke streams?

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>>73168995
>Facts failed you again?
>He LARPS, with all the facts lined up squarely against him
>Dodges the point about the girls he's pretending to be better than Gura disagreeing with him - again
>And of course
>Goalpost-shifting
Damn, what is this, like your twelfth concession in one thread? All with the energy of a little girl putting her hands over her eyes because she thinks it means nobody can see her
Disingenuously goalpost-shifting to run and hide from reality will get you nowhere, SEAroach. Cut the act, face the music, and do what we all know to be the right thing >picrel

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>>73169273
>ignores the argument about using off-tune wrong
>she just sucks ok
that's cute bro, try to find someone who agrees, it'll probably take you a while

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>>73169273
You can stomp your feet like a toddler and scream it at the sky all you want. Its still not a reality that Gura is a bad or even average singer. Just because a little, disingenous, jealous faggot like you repeats it in a thread on a forum on the internet for 3 hours straight does not make it true.

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>>73169228
>doesn't know about Suisei's throat issue
>tries to use her to attack other Holos
So, what reason do you have to mindlessly anti Hololive?

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>>73169228
>Ah fucking hell I have no argument, what do I do to save face
>Oh I know!
>"Muh wall of text rumao"
Well would you look at that, seetheposting all night didn't magically make Gura a bad singer, let alone retroactively reshape the past
Keep trying to squeeze blood from that stone though, sister

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>>73169545
he ded already, gura's idol energy was too much for him

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Despite everything Gura still sings offkey and has no talent in making songs. She can be a good streamer like Ninja from fortnite since that seems to be her preferred career path.

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>>73169545
It seems they self-deleted in shame and killed themselves.

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>46 deleted

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get em janny

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>>73169612
>>73169612
stop ban evading you mudhut dweller

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>>73169568
>>73169616
Based meido
Imagine how hard he's seething now that he's been deprived of his outlet

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>>73169648
Whoops forgot soundpost >picrel, just got back from a long shift gimme a break

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>>73169647
Stop projecting my guy, I'm still here.

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>>73169616
lmao how sad

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>>73169612
>Despite facts and reality saying otherwise
>And despite having no argument
>I will still cling to my childish fantasies
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gura is objectively a better singer and idol than Kobo. Sorry. If you can't comprehend that, you are objectively tonedeaf and have zero understanding of music - also explains why you mistakenly insist, ridiculous as it is, that it's actually who know BETTER than you who are somehow in the wrong. Classic Dunning-Kreuger effect, and nothing more

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rewatching her fes performance it's crazy how big gura's stage presence is, I wonder how she'll do if it was live like the MC was, will she be able to pull through the nerves?

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>>73169912
his reatrdness has gone long enough, just ignore and report bro

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>>73169992
Ogey

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>>73165983
one of the best gooba moments

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>>73169912
Kobo is still undeniably and objectively a better singer than Gura. Gura has a clear indication of tone-deafness with her singing. Someone recommended me to watch her performance and that's what I can get from listening to her singing.

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Remember the loli kami requiem?

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>>73170348
I literally finished my recording the very moment the form went down...

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>>73170216
Your opinion is worth less than bedbug shit btw

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>>73170384
What would that make your opinion worth? Even less than that? Kinda grim don't you think?

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remember ztreams?

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>he is still trying

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horfhorhorf

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>>73170456
it doesn't matter if my opinion isn't worth anything, several millions think the same about guwa being a great idol

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