/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0 (graduated)
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Claude:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread:>>73048818

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This is the anchor post for fics, this WILL be the thread it's used. Start posting NOW. Reply here for archival purposes, I am no longer asking. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

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News:
Sharehouse VP Releases April 8: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/cydhs-so_u
Mariokart Tournament April 6: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1773548148914606275
Alban at Color Fiesta April 14 (M&G, Panel): https://x.com/alban_knox/status/1766811241790492808
VIVID STAGE IS REAL, APRIL 14: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/EN_COLORS/en/
Noctyx Animate Cafe collab begins april 25: https://x.com/animate_cafe/status/1771733688071393718
Shu, Luca, Uki, and Sonny at Virtual Rhapsody April 27 (Concert, Streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/item/362431
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
Ren at AniEX May 5 (M&G, Mini Concert): https://x.com/AniEx_event/status/1772232028035186986
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Fulgur & Uki JeogSeoulcollab (Ends April 20): https://js-nijisanjien.com/2024/
Noctyx Code Geass (ends Apr 15): https://www.customgoodsshop.com/iijan/en_US/home/
Nendoroid Ike and Luca (Preorders)
Sonny Bday
Vivid Stage Merch

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx 2nd Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejos
Sonny Ringo Mogire Beam Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Kyo Duet Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaJuyevUnU
Sonny Cendrillion Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Shinunoga E-Wa Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Overdose Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali The Bride of Necro Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Jangsanbeom Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude In The Back Room Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

[Anonymous No.]

alban LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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idol uki sweet and tender sex! taking him apart in the dressing room after a performance! noctyx as bodyguards escorting him to his hotel and then wrecking him! thank you!!!!

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hmmmm uki naizuri....

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>>73123387
thinking about that tragic yaoi au with these two

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>>73124154
psyborg rabu! They were especially cute today

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>>73124843
oh my god......tensai anon

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redchads where we at

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>>73126314
red ver making me feel some type of way

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Red vs Blue is the only tribalfagging that I can stand with. Good luck to your respective teams, anons!

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>>73127490
psyborg racing au
ikeakuma racing au
lambros racing au
possibilities are endless

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I saw some people trying to understand Sonny's birthday numbers in the catalogue and it's very funny to me. As a Briskadet, I don't fucking know why we're like this either. They probably don't know about all the fan projects, the game, the Times Square advertisements and so on, either. Sometimes you just have to dote on an internet man! Simple as.

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>>73128201
numberfags will never understand the power of love

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>>73128201
Anons filled with LOVE vs Numberfags filled with HATE
Love always wins

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probably no demon pov tonight but I hope he has fun

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i keep replaying sonny and albans duet....alban sounds so cute.....

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cute albab.......

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>>73127490
>red vs blue
huh, hey fuuchan. you ever wonder why we're here?

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you have so much to live for

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>>73132397
what team would you rather have run a train on you?

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>>73132810
this is the hardest question ive ever had to answer in my life. red, but i'm pining for ikey...

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>>73132810
red for pio and ver sex

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>>73132810
Hear me out. I want to sex Ike, Yu and Alban a lot. and the other blues a bit but if we're specifically talking about a train I think red team will do better.

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>>73134036
Yeah I understand. I think red would be a better train from the sheer enthusiasm packed into those boys but I want to sex the cat and there is literally nothing on this earth I wouldn't let Ike Eveland do to me, up to and including murder.

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>>73133024
>>73133760
>>73134036

hell yeah team red

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOlJNg-yuM
Winner's Sonnyshine POV

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Marika Tournament POVS (for now)

>Main stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yzNik-iPFA

RED
>Sonny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOlJNg-yuM
>Doppio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3HJhAuYb8g
>Uki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qsY1WRKM4E

BLUE
>Aster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b01DxEqDsVw
>Alban
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmHgLlHFztU
>Shu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48JI0JFuvho
>Wilson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFkKbokH7aA
>Ike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1LQu2qeKHw

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>>73135530
Thank you for links, anon.

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>>73135530
>Zali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A86jsrbzpxs

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>>73128201
I'll never understand people being mad that fans spend money on their oshi when there are real life walking lobotomites buying Elon Musk cars

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>>73138681
Because why female spend money on virtual man who they'll never meet instead of dating me, mr numbermonkey. Why women don't date me!!

or something like that. It's ok when guys do it but not a majority female fanbase

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>>73138681
I wish I had the kind of disposable income they have. I would treat my oshi like I'm a genshin whale and they're an SSR pull.

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I didn't bring wuca to movie world....

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Having looked at that thread, the only thing I got from it was how briskadets are very devoted and consistent

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mario kart start! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yzNik-iPFA

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>>73139120
they took the briskadet stalker fanfics as truth over there kek

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>>73141027
Listen, like streamer like fans. We're only stalking Sonny because he's stalking us. This is a consensual non-consent sort of relationship, please understand.

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What POV is everyone watching? I've got a Holodex page up with the main channel + Ike, Sani, and Pio-chan.

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>>73141027
I hope the somno stuff becomes truth too.

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>>73141390
listening to main pov right now but will have alban on audio and shu on visual for blue team because alban is 7 years old and doesn't have his driver's license

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>>73141504
all volumes at max?

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>>73141390
there are too many voices for me but i have main channel, ike and sonny.

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>>73141390
i just have ike up. im not even watching the main stream because im so focused on his voice... i am weak and i missed him

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>>73141602
i would go schizo if i did that, alban and sonny at max and main stream at 50, everyone else at 30

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>>73141390
Pio and main channel. Also, I love Pio and Vo-I mean Jimmy two ears kek

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>>73141697
Vox you have a stream!

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demon what is this mic
>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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vox doesn't just have an xbox mic he had a motorola mic

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Did Vox go back to hell for this stream? I love it though, it adds to the je ne sais quoi of this nonsense.

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fucking kek i can't understand anything but this is kino

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I'm learning so much about rugby...

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A moment of silence for the clippers that will compile all of the upcoming moments into highlight reels. This many POVs, this many hours of video, it's going to be an undertaking. Shine on you crazy diamonds.

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>>73141390
sonny so i can hear ver

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IKE IS SO GOOD?

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Did Ike just deadass break his controller KEK

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BLUECHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

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aruban isn't in everyone's group mic so i can't hear everyone at good levels on shu's stream.....dumb shy cat

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>>73144319
yeah he mutes himself so he can talk....he doesn't wanna be annoying...

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he's nerbous

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Shu is telling Alban how to breathe kek

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I love everyone just open mouth yelling in VC. This is so chaotic and it sincerely brings me joy.

[Anonymous No.]

alban......

[Anonymous No.]

alban did pretty well wtf

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I NEED Baby Park like I need to live

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>I'M THIRD PLACE BABY
sexcat.....

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>>73145563
justice.

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MY CAT ISN'T JOBBING!!!

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LET'S FUCKING WE ARE SO BACK BLUECHADS

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Blue is doing really well, I'm pleasantly surprised.

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Doppio softly talking Mario Kart strats is getting me hot

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>>73146539
the timbre of his voice lets me have his stream on low volume and everything he says still comes through the 3 other streams i had up

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alban has the vibe of your friend's 9yr old brother joining in with your gaming hangout and you're like "damn, i can't destroy him that hard"

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so many cute boys! im in heaven!

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>>73146867
GROOMING ALBAN WHILE PRETENDING TO BE HIS COOL OLDER FRIEND

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>>73147186
This but I also think the older brother that let me get access to Alban should be older than me so it's a chain of grooming and we're all doomed

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Zali and Doppio are doing way better than I thought they would
>>73146867
This is exactly the vibe of Willy and Alban's practice stream when Willy waited for him at the finish line

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is ren not joining vc?

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willy and alban are so cute....
>>73147507
he's on main channel

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>>73147507
Team captains have to be on the main channel when the other one is playing right now, so rn Ren is on the main channel while Willy plays, and after they're done Ren will be in VC with his team

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>>73147507
The team one? He's not racing this round, so he's commentating on main.

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still can't believe i'm missing marika and will miss AR live, liveposting anons you are my saving grace

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>>73147889
oh so this is why there wasn't much comfydant posting
hope you're having fun out there anon

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SONNY RAPED ALBAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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im at the edge of my seat this is like a sports anime

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I can't believe they fucking tied

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A TIE YHIS IS SO FUCKINGSUS[ENSDEL WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES

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I'm so proud of Pio!!

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NOOOOOOO PIO IS CHOKING THIS IS HIS SPORTS DEPRESSION ARC

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>>73149114
NEVERMIND HE WENT FROM 11TH TO 3RD WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

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This is the fastest anime season ever

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>>73149175
He literally sat there changing his settings for like 20 seconds at the start and still made it back kek

[Anonymous No.]

willy you biased whore you need rape correction

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BLUE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

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The Yu BM...

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where the fuck is demon streaming from

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>>73150773
the bathroom....

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Now why is this man being so sexy and big-brained?

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can someone catch me up. i just started watching. how many more races are they doing?

[Anonymous No.]

They're setting up another orgy...

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>>73151015
the third part is starting with the balloon race, blue team is winning, and ike and alban are going to fuck soon
meanwhile red team is vibing and practicing and talking about racers vs racists

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i can't believe alban and ike will sex one day

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>>73151015
blue won the two first rounds that gives them two medals, this last round is worth 3 medals

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taichou doin so good aaaaaa

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JIMMY NOOOOOO

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korean comfort woman is gaming hard

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alban keeps getting raped by sonny......

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Jimmy brought it home!

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ver hid in an alleyway because he was more interested in finding a dick to suck than venturing out and losing his balloon

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>>73153732
alleyway whore

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I don't know why but for the last hour I've been thinking about Alban and choking. It's not really one of my usual Alban thoughts, I wonder what set it off.

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Remember, you nijisisters are negligible.

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thanks for the boomp i was too busy watching mariokart in main

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bluechads...........................

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redchads we're so back

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Don't job......

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RED TEAM WINS!!!

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LET'S GO RED

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Red team must fuck Blue team now

[Anonymous No.]

what has this tournament taught us about a potential nenmen sports anime

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>>73155116
HELLS YEAH

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>>73155216
that the true winners are in our heart and also the gods will rig the winner

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>>73155216
cocky brats will always lose
zali is a hidden monster
doppio will have an entire arc where he's training and doing well then sprains his leg (computer) but powers through and clutches

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>conglatulations
my sides that's so cute lmao

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lucas verbal spam is so autistic...my cute special needs child

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>>73155947
Japanese intern-kun...

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Shit, at this rate, we really might get Luxiem 3D debuts soon

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I should've bet money on this

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holyspit willl we see luxnoc 3d by july of this year im frekaing int

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>>73141897
>>73142903
>>73146249

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Luxnoc 3D in 2024 I am so glad to be alive I will never leave this Earth

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If Luxiem has to go to Japan soon when will Vox be back at this rate lol.

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CUM ON JAZZ OH JAZZ WE'RE SO BACK

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low tension shuca oh how i've missed you

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i'm so happy.....luxnoc 3d in 2024....i believe.....

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THEY PINNED THE MEDAL RIGHT ON DOOR'S BOOBIES NOO

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i had a lot of fun today, gn nenmen

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>>73157933
ggodnight *chu*

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>>73157933
gn chu chu chu

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One of the first things that got me into Nijisanji was seeing a 3D debut happen live so it's still unreal that I'm going to get to see it for people I've been following since the beginning of their career here instead of joining in as a newfag

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>>73159362
This anon in main is onto something.

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>>73159830
i am also here
alban was so gung ho about ike's idea of caviar paste mukbang and his immediate reaction was "THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE" his brain already shifted into 7 year old mode, i want to know how much he enjoyed ike's april fool prank given that alban too had a childhood of ERPing on MSN

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I love living, it's all worth it

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>>73159910
I hope they collab and age regress live on stream (almost a guarantee with Alban, bless him.)

Are you also the Ike/Alban anon? You got any more of that good shit?

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>>73161160
no but that anon's got my cogs turning, especially with the way ike purrs randomly on stream, i still don't know how aware he is of it but it's so strangely hot i just want to scratch his scalp and rub him all over and force those noises out of him as he lays in my lap

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>>73161289
Ike makes all the best noises and I want to spoil him, too... two sweet catboys who need attention...

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>>73161289
I think purring might be one of ike's autism noises, and if so that's incredibly cute

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>>73161576
It's stupid but whenever I see him my heart clenches. He's precious and I love him.

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>>73161852
ike isn't my main oshi but I do watch him from time to time and I like seeing quillds so I don't know if he's done it before but does he click his tongue repeatedly or make mouth popping noises

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>>73161852
We know how much you love him, Vox.

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>>73161914
Ike tends to make a lot of sounds, I can't remember him making any mouth sounds off the top of my head but it's possible he has. Have you heard him yawn/stretch before? It's precious. He doesn't sound real.

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>>73162248
it's so feminine it doesn't even register as girly anymore it's just filed under 'ike noises' in my head. there was also a clip of him squealing louder than any of the girls during mario kart practice
he is so unreal...it's amazing. an actual anime boy who stepped out of a doujin into our world

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>>73162358
He is so lovely, I don't understand why my brain likes him so much but I see him and my brain gives me the serotonin. I'll take it.

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>>73162248
ike is so cute, he really is the autist streamer (in a good way), I should watch him more but he keeps overlapping.

i do lots of autist stuff too ike is too relatable

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>>73162758
We know he has that effect on you, Vox.

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>>73162925
Ike, Doppio, Sani... suddenly my oshis make sense.

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https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1776909767245451275
Cute Ikey wifey voice tweet! I love him! His sleep schedule is as bad as mine!

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>>73163435
wtf, literally my oshis too, plus wife

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jwu, I can't believe we might get luxnoc 3d this year, we are so back

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>>73165364
we're all gonna make it

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[Anonymous No.]

which boy would be western kino type to sing stuff like tallyhall

[Anonymous No.]

>>73166689
sonny sang NMH but i think that is on the other side of western for him he probably would call them gay if he were a /mu/fag
probably ren, or claude

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>>73166800
Then I'll sacrifice myself, I'll go and sing more and make karaokes for cringekino western

[Anonymous No.]

It is interesting that ethyria 3d isn't one of the mystery events. Makes me more excited

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>>73167368
the mystery event is sonny brisko drugging everyone and making them whores trust me

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>>73167432
He does that openly already though

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>>73167432
mystery event is the gay park orgy tapes

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>>73167450
oogi's lore proves this unironically

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>>73167464
fucking finally

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>>73167280
sing some animal collective and i will oshi

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>>73168602
this will happen but you will first have to endure me trying to sing rolling stones or mind electric zoomershit

[Anonymous No.]

so happy red team won

ren new outfit when im dying

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>>73168887
actually, hex loves that kind of zoomer music, he mentioned that album before

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>>73169312
>hex
>that album
that's actually perfect considering how messed up hex is, I hope he finds a way to sing it

[Anonymous No.]

Alban's singing has gotten so much better, I keep listening to him and Sonny and he's improved so much

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>>73169213
Soon I hope, isn't he the last one in iluna to not have one?

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>>73170355
Aster doesn't have one yet either.

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>>73170444
He doesn't deserve one to be blunt

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>>73170516
rude

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[Anonymous No.]

cockwarming sonny right now

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oh no wife...... Please take care of yourself, he must've strained a bit. I hope he rests

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[Anonymous No.]

>>73171647
Between all of the things he's been working on for the past few months, the 7 hour streams after barely sleeping, and pushing through illness to get things like the totsu karaoke done, it really isn't a surprise....he sets a time he's going to take off and then overworks himself to fit as much stuff in before then. This man, I swear. Hope he gets some rest, and if he's heading back to the hospital for maintenance, that it goes well.

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>>73172821
I will actually sacrifice worldly possessions to make sure he recovers

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>>73172880
Hopefully this is just the usual twice yearly break that he probably should have taken a bit sooner but scheduled important stuff and his own plans pushed it back. Just stay active on twitter and don't have staff put out the hiatus announcement and scare the fuck out of everyone this year please...We don't need more suicidal sheep.

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Fuuchan... silly man overworking himself because he's too good to us and his friends, rest correction needed.

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>>73173354
if any more sheep get s cared we might have collective heart attacks... either way wife has a well deserved right, and I hope the helldivers collab doesn't lose steam and wife can continue it another time

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>>73173354
Yeah, he seems to be working hard to not worry anyone with the wording on this one. It's all about future plans and just him taking his break earlier than expected. Far different from how he used to be in the past of making everything chuuni and angsty. I'm sure the hiatus announcement one was something more serious and he couldn't help but announce that one officially. Probably had to do with him needed to cancel official sponsorships or company commitments.

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Hex soon

[Anonymous No.]

time to lovingly rape correct wife for overworking himself!

even before the ff8 marathon he was already streaming so much, over half of the top 20 longest streams were within 2024 alone, wife loves streaming so much but pushed himself too hard...silly wife, feel better soon!

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>>73174908
the white day stream was super duper over the top food for us. He really loves streaming

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[Anonymous No.]

does anyone else feel giddy to read a fic that you postpone it because you want to savor it

[Anonymous No.]

>>73176445
all the time

[Anonymous No.]

Hex starten soon (uno minute)

[Anonymous No.]

>>73176445
give fic so i can experience this i'm about to go on a long car ride

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfEMyA2ZLTQ

HEX START

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>>73176753
oh. well the fic is in relation to my super autistic stuff so I don't think you'd enjoy it unless you like arknights

[Anonymous No.]

6 more days until ar live!

[Anonymous No.]

hex goes from :) to =(

[Anonymous No.]

>>73180250
he sad =(

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>>73180384
how dare he be sad, I must comfort and concernfag

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>>73180607
i will join you anon

[Anonymous No.]

hex has become >:)!
will he ever :3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73180987
HE HAS BECOME :3c !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>73181318
NO WAY, H HOW IS IT POSSIBLE????

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>>73181318
WHAT MAGIC DOES HE POSSESS HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

now he is a

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>>73181646
philosophers will delve into their books for years to figure out the emotional meaning behind this

[Anonymous No.]

His form changes once more, Hex has become /j

is he /srs though?

[Anonymous No.]

now he is deciding if he will become one of these; lil sleepy lil anxiety yung tragedy lil dumbass fuxkhead

[Anonymous No.]

Hex lil nightmare, I sure do hope he doesn't get a yellow rainjacket

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/xqdlgx.pdf

[Anonymous No.]

Okay Hex has dropped emotions he is now hex da rapper

please remove one p

[Anonymous No.]

Hex and Vanta rapper career

[Anonymous No.]

Hex this shit sucks yo...this is the type of rap on that one jackbox game

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>>73182454
we are making it out the forests here... sorry king

[Anonymous No.]

theres the pretty face hexo, comfy stream, this reminds me of a deep conversation when both parties are drunk. it's great

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes I forget how expressive hex is, I like watching his eyes dart from side to side

[Anonymous No.]

Hex!!!

[Anonymous No.]

HEXO 2.0 DAYS AFTER HIS BIRTHDAY SOUND THE ALARMS HEXLINGS!!! SEX JESUS IS COMING

[Anonymous No.]

finally, the pink nurse outfit is real

[Anonymous No.]

more backshot roulette

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>>73182987
finally he can be the babygirl he always wanted to be

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>>73183063
means more masochism content from this man

[Anonymous No.]

rest well hex, magmeds ka pobre..

[Anonymous No.]

who else is streaming today...

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>>73183119
when can hex backshot roulette the hexlings...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73184022
I'm watching first stage boys

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>>73184022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OPxfH4QCAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onkN6gQIzDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cKTMJ9kM54
Here are the waiting rooms up so far.

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https://files.catbox.moe/xqdlgx.pdf

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>>73184269
VANTA MORE GENO ROUTE WOOOOOOOOO I'm still doing vodwatching his yellow playthrough desu

[Anonymous No.]

call me a pussy call me a lameo but UT still makes me cry...

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>>73184505
pussy

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>>73184534
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>73176445
I waited MONTHS for an author to finish posting all the chapters and once they did I binged it. It was great. But after binging, it was only to find out it was just the first part of a series and now I have to wait AGAIN. I could cry

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>>73184176
doesnt he do that every stream my ass is so sore

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>>73184614
wtf you get backshots!? I haven't gotten any...

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>>73184586
atleast that means more things to read!

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>>73184887
wait you haven’t ???? thats wild bc he gives everyone backshots

come next week and u might

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>>73185055
what the fuck all I've been getting is regular medicine!!

[Anonymous No.]

i miss my wife already

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>>73184940
It's the slowest burn... I'm dying

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>>73186721
oh god... omega slow burn it almost extinguishes... what's it for if you dont mind me asking

[Anonymous No.]

No die

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>>73189306
DEATH!!!

[Anonymous No.]

pio will stream today!

[Anonymous No.]

is helldivers completely cancelled

[Anonymous No.]

>>73190264
unsure, it might be, or it might get delayed until wife feels better, or it might push through with a replacement member (pio san maybe)

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>>73190264
jimmy will show up with a silver wig, trust

[Anonymous No.]

im bored, someone gimme a tierlist idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>73192131
who can take nipple stimulation the best

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Is there any way someone would be willing to send me Sonny’s birthday voice if I can’t get it by the deadline, I’ll link something to verify that I’m a briskadet and we can talk privately I’m just fucking broke and didn’t know the time was limited to less than a week

[Anonymous No.]

willy and vanta in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4GGIMqSEM

[Anonymous No.]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

[Anonymous No.]

gn... so sleepy... thread desu..

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>73186951
Don't judge me... it's Captive Prince

[Anonymous No.]

So who else has completely thrashed their sleep schedule this weekend? Worth it though.

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[Anonymous No.]

Dronk

[Anonymous No.]

pio! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgocTQgprM

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>>73199470
Yay! Time for a silly boy!

[Anonymous No.]

I was gonna Pio-post but I found this pretty Ike in my folder, please enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, he's voice acting... do not want to develop a weird sexual interesting in the buckshot roulette guy but looks like tht's where we're going tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Doppio is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>73123387
i can't believe how negligible you nijisisters are.

[Anonymous No.]

1 hour till vanta

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder why people are trying to shitpost here instead of main? Do they think any of the people /here/ of all places give a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73203171
i haven't noticed anything so im assuming you're talking about the bot. it's in main and /2434/ too.

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>>73203251
damn monkeys really don't have anything better to do. They're the biggest fans of niji at this point

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>>73203251
People are nuts. Thankfully, Ike is pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

no noctyx helldivers?

[Anonymous No.]

alban is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>73203497
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1776969155226247610

[Anonymous No.]

i miss alban
he's so happy with this art

[Anonymous No.]

i have no faith pio can finish anything longer than 3 hours but its a nice thought

[Anonymous No.]

banta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onkN6gQIzDA

[Anonymous No.]

Vanta got scammed on ebay.......

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1777136785119727970

villions your cute fatass oshi...

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[Anonymous No.]

My leg hairs are spiky but I am determined to keep a leg behind my head just cause

[Anonymous No.]

More Petit merch, this time for Iluna, Xsoleil, and Krisis: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1777154472332218575
Cute chibis!

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[Anonymous No.]

Vanta didn't know how to turn off his Switch kek

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2023 Get Well VP resale: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1777156924561310136
Also "Brand New Desk Life" Merch (Including Hex, Ver, and Willy): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1777161983575679007

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>>73208416
i wonder if he gave up on his cholesterol

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>>73213145
>>73211487
ver merch....the pains of trying to not buy too much before my next paycheck so i can spread things out

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>>73213164
he's waiting for someone to correct him, he was even showing off his fat little belly in mexico

[Anonymous No.]

The agony of new merch right when I have to replace a piece of furniture...

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>>73213145
god i will squish hexo until he explodes

[Anonymous No.]

All this merch to buy...
At least they timed it for when I was already eating less and saving on food

[Anonymous No.]

>>73213428
his fat little belly hanging over his waist band

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S MORE

[Anonymous No.]

MY WALLET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

riku please stop

[Anonymous No.]

cute chadster

[Anonymous No.]

I feel so bad for nijiboy merch completionists

[Anonymous No.]

RIP wallets

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH.

[Anonymous No.]

they really weren't fucking kidding with the 3rd anni being special

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna have to make some sacrifices...

[Anonymous No.]

Tote bags AND notebooks at the same time? I feel targeted...

[Anonymous No.]

nijien potluck circa april 2024

[Anonymous No.]

NIJISANJI EN MANAGEMENT CALM DOWN WITH THESE MERCH DROPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>73215315
i've been having ice soup since noctyx anniversary.........

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>>73215315
/nenmen/ my bad

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be eating so much plain pasta and drinking so much water it's not even funny anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>73215315
A-at least I got a raise this year which was supposed to go towards my vacation...

[Anonymous No.]

we're only 7 days into the month

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't even the anniversary merch....

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>>73215794
FUCK I FORGOT THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

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>>73215794
oh fuck it's over for me......

[Anonymous No.]

>>73215794
I can't... there's so much merch...

[Anonymous No.]

Vox I usually want you to come back faster but take all the time you need. I don't wanna spend even more money on the graphic novel AND your bday merch this month please I don't have much left

[Anonymous No.]

sharehouse voice now on sale

[Anonymous No.]

i will NOT get a job, i WILL sit on my ass and suffer (but less then if i got a job)

[Anonymous No.]

i forgot i wanted to get arlive merch too.....

[Anonymous No.]

Vanta is about to fight Sans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73216192
oh shit thanks for posting

[Anonymous No.]

died in 1 second KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>73216274
He already died once kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>73216192
I forgot sans was actually hard. I was too used to demon beating him in one try

[Anonymous No.]

This....might take a while

[Anonymous No.]

for next newspost:
Nijien Petit Vol. 2 Releases April 9: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/sjmcs9at25
Brand New Desk Life releases April 9: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/0reo-p7fqu3
Welcome to EN Land releases April 9: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/h_61wdeceu
Luca Bday Merch releases April 10: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1775360104965230843

[Anonymous No.]

this VP is giving me uni flashbacks

[Anonymous No.]

which boy for next OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>73216897
vantablack

[Anonymous No.]

>>73216897
all of them all at once all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>73216867
How yume was it, outclaw?

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>>73217330
hm... less yume than the pick you up voice, but it made me feel like we're students moving into an off-campus apartment

[Anonymous No.]

The Vanta noises today sure are something