/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Blue & Orange Edition

Last thread: >>73028468
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>73074541
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL LOVE HIM ETERNALLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

Axel looks so breedable with that hair

[Anonymous No.]

pilot cute today

[Anonymous No.]

>>73074553
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

Yakuza was so fun, my autist just needs to learn how to heal and he'll be set. Can't wait for him to meet Majima

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna guide leader to my exits and entrances

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is such a pussy I love him

[Anonymous No.]

octavio's laugh gives me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>73074986
*life. i'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>73074601
He hates yumepandering because he would've been too perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the gayest Holostars has ever gotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075284
are you new

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075284
haha, yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>axel buys a cattleprod and immediately runs around downing all the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>73074986
It gives me laugh too, infectious giggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>73074986
Real

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075284
The tourist WOULD say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075328
I could be wrong but I don't think they've ever done something as homoerotic as hugging on stream before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075201
hm, i respect his boundaries with not being parasocial and being uninterested in cultivating sexual/romantic content. i can't say he'd be perfect at pandering if his heart isn't in it, some kind of enthusiasm would be needed. i'd say he's perfect in his niche right now of providing what fanservice he can, on his own terms, while turning a wilfully blind eye to how people can perceive it on their own end.

[Anonymous No.]

>hug yaay
tavi's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075539

[Anonymous No.]

SHINTARE STONKS

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is do unfunny hoe is he real

[Anonymous No.]

>waits for the boys to get hurt
>hugs them to heal them
>they enjoy it and thank him
Altare living his abusive boyfriend arc rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075626
Axel is just kneeling in front of Altare. It's a nice show of friendly respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075662
fat finger chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075662
he's the cute lil bro. you laugh because he's trying very hard and it's endearing, not because he's actually funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus DnD...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075569
Bashing this over the head of every other Ruzader.

[Anonymous No.]

i need altare, octavio and hakka in a trio collab for the full shota experience

[Anonymous No.]

What does worldstar even refer to kek

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1776467883520098622

[Anonymous No.]

>>73076527
worldstar hiphop, people love videos of black fist fights

[Anonymous No.]

>>73076527
It's a website where black people upload videos of themselves getting brawling. All of the footage is filmed vertically and is extremely shaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>no don't break it down I need a hug

[Anonymous No.]

amazing view of Altare going down on Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>wait, before you die, throw the camera to us
kek. this game is a bit goldmine, i hope bettel gets well soon and can hop on some collabs

[Anonymous No.]

very tragic upsetting image do not open if in a dark place

[Anonymous No.]

>>73077339
Bettel's only bit is being bad at things on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri's POV is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73077364
what does the lighting of your room have anything with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>73077364
he doesn't have a dick...

[Anonymous No.]

ruze's membership exclusive 2 hour pussy sounds asmr with 3Dio mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>73077482
if not well lit you might not properly perceive the flatness of his ass and imagine it to be more sizeable than reality, upon which the shock of eventually learning the truth might kill you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73077681
I have never hated being fucking broke this much before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73077727
naruhodo

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1776472619170361455

[Anonymous No.]

>>73077839
best one yet

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel backs up and covers his ass with his hands

[Anonymous No.]

tavi kek

[Anonymous No.]

>19 inches of venom
>20 INCHES OF PROSTATE

[Twithc No.]

Prostate

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know you get your prostate exam results in grams

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm doing my own prostate exam!!

[Anonymous No.]

>axel 230k celebration stream this week, content undecided, karaoke pending allergies

[Anonymous No.]

>omae wa motherfucker dayooo

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE COLLAB

[Anonymous No.]

gdi rio is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>the entire squad quadruple raid rams into the ghost bussy
vengeance

[Anonymous No.]

>>73078223
IT'S YA BOI JOSUIJEE/10

[Anonymous No.]

He is so embarrassed that he showed his breeding room to EN audience...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73078223
Healing hugs/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>73078223
WORLDSTAR/10
i hope they follow through on saying they wanted to do it again next week, this should be their kusogame spam for a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>73078223
recruit tavi into tempus/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>73078223
OTSUWOOORLDSTAAARR/10

[Anonymous No.]

is there lore in the silly april fools' game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075569
I agree, I wouldn't want it either if he had to force it and that's why it's best as a fanservice crumb. I enjoy him eitherway.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1776477388169429324

[Anonymous No.]

yeah we came to flex

[Anonymous No.]

ain't no competition left

[Anonymous No.]

Puzzle time:
https://jiggie.fun/v02h9w

[Anonymous No.]

I bite at the hand that feeds me, slap at the face that eats me

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS BANCHOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>73075711
altare stabbing you in the gut, taunting you that it's better to leave it in all night long so that you don't bleed out, and then promising to make your tummy feel better by means of a long nursing handjob, edging you multiple times and keeping you from cumming by lightly tapping the handle of the blade so that pain overtakes the pleasure and then pleasure overtakes the pain until you lose your mind

[Anonymous No.]

bros... how do I superchat my oshi when my car insurance is $250 per month

[Anonymous No.]

How was flayons yakuza stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73083375
sell your car and start walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>73081157
Why I chose one that was mostly brown, I couldn't tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

fb com/events/seattle-convention-center/anime-impulse-seattle-2024/1842222739539056/
rev up those camp counsellor summer voice packs

[Twithc No.]

>>73083513
He didn't sugarcoat it. He likes it, its up his speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>73084032
hoo boy rev up those "too busy to stream" excuses for another month from our dear gavis bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>73083285
This post was written with one, slimy hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>73084032
Goddamn it, it's in Seattle.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

MY PLUSHIES WERE FINALLY SENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>73085719
ugly whores

>>73085957
AYO GOOD FOR YOU LET'S FUCKING GO?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuma is getting animal ears? Does that mean other boys could possibly as well..? Axel NEEDS to become an actual dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>73086152
LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>73084301

[Anonymous No.]

meow

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel hates holostars

[Anonymous No.]

>>73089615
He also loves cock, so the boys can keep reeling him back in. EZ

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to this general...

[Anonymous No.]

MMD models doko

[Anonymous No.]

>watches video
at least he's having fun
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1776564385604944149

[Anonymous No.]

>>73091249
why is he like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73089013
*spits on it*

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS BANCHOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>73092349
Guess who he misses? Pekora's mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>73092467
I mean with a mom like that I'd miss her every day too

[Anonymous No.]

PC-chan ganba~

[Anonymous No.]

Does elysium have a designated currency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73092995
magcoins, the boys tried to avoid mentioning it during tempus week (changed to elysium dollars) because they weren't sure how to approach the whole thing with magni leaving but it's been magcoins still

[Anonymous No.]

>>73093263
Man all the poker chips having a M on them hurt a lot...

[Anonymous No.]

i think bettel and hakka should switch clubs

https://twitter.com/jazh_mine/status/1774713954612510818

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73093867
I know it's a joke but I hate him so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>73093867
i don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

caught up to the hunt meshi and it was like listening to the low rumble of a rotary rock tumbler, in a good way

[Anonymous No.]

>>73093867
...his computer's fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>73093867
I know it's a joke and I love him so much

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Any other LOTR fans besides ruze?

[Anonymous No.]

College AU where Professor Goldbulletstein asks his student Jurard to help him with an experiment. Because he trusts his professor Jurard agrees and it is too late to retract his statement when he finds out what the experiment is about: Making the prof cum hands free with his dick and or tongue as many times as he wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>73097535
Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73097548
Why is he jewish

[Anonymous No.]

>>73097548
Banchou is so obedient and easy to manipulate ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>73097548
SCHWARTZEN JUDEN AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>73093780
I agree and I think Shinri should be in a paranormal club as well

[Anonymous No.]

Still waiting for leader's new outfit... At this point he's gonna reach 2nd anniv without even 1 alt outfit lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>73098283
Better than getting an outfit he's never going to use I'd say

[Anonymous No.]

>>73098283
reading why he hasn't gotten a second yet, i think that's totally possible. bitch is picky af

[Anonymous No.]

>>73098580
Pretty much. I don’t mind waiting if it’s for something he’ll actually use

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What if I go to a meet and greet, pull off my cock and start masturbating in the cabin. Will I get arrested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73099186
No, in fact the staff will come yank your willy too
Source: I saw it in a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>73098580
Man why does Kurahana have to be such a hack...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73099186
Depends who you’re meeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>73098580
He should do like the other two and quit after getting new model

[Anonymous No.]

>Jutard's chess stream title
Kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>73098283
don't care, no outfit in this universe could save him from his ugly lizard face

[Anonymous No.]

>>73100439
Or the ears, imagine an outfit where his hair is different and the ears are fully exposed

[Anonymous No.]

>>73100439
harsh but true

[Anonymous No.]

>>73100439
Hey now, he's only a lizard in Altare.png. He looks fine when in motion

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujnk3TW9rgY

>The Loudest Vtuber in History VS The Loudest Vtuber of Today

Kino.

Also 6am... Goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.]

心理
発火

[Anonymous No.]

>>73097879
Goldbullet is literally everything, don't you know? White, black, yellow, brown, red

[Anonymous No.]

>>73099016
I was the producer. I'm a bit sad he saw through my trick of giving him a private career in my sex dungeon and studio, but I'll keep trying to find a way.

[Anonymous No.]

hakka shinri age swap

[Anonymous No.]

>>73103793
At least he was flattered, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>73099186
>>73099569

> Altare
Establishes a clear "no" and calls a manager immediatly

> Axel
Lets out a few japanese interjections, then continues casually chatting about dicks

> Bettel
Happily jokes around all friendly, but called security stealthily

> Flayon
Pretends to leave, but secretly watches

> Hakka
Makes it a contest, and starts fapping harder than you

> Shinri
Starts to chat about your behavior one on one, trying to empathize with what could have led you down that path


Magni would have gone full JOI, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73104179
>Establishes a clear "no" and calls a manager immediatly because how dare the guy waste cum that is not going inside his blue bussy
fixed it for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>73104179
>Starts to chat about your behavior one on one, trying to empathize with what could have led you down that path
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>73104415
That's a fair point actually, yeah. Oh, also, I wasn't sure about Vesper, but after meditating on that matter, I realize he'd apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73084032
Just bought my ticket!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there full tempus offcolab karaoke singing flex on YouTube? Can't find it

[Anonymous No.]

Guys... I'm starting to become a vg 3d doubter

[Anonymous No.]

>>73106845
Not me, not with how much the xenokunians talk about their idol duties. If it's not 3D then idk what the hell else they could be doing

[Anonymous No.]

Hey i'm interested in Audition and have 2 questions

1.do you think someone that (that doesn't have streaming experience) (Is ESL) has a chance ?

2.(this might sound dumb) do HoloStars have base salary that they get beside the SuperChat Cut ?

[Anonymous No.]

Goldrex on the merryweather helldivers telly btw

https://twitch.tv/merryweather

[Anonymous No.]

>>73106244
the usual person didn't clip that one and no one else did, so here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaLdFm0aWVc

[Anonymous No.]

>>73107676
YOOOO THANK YOU
WE THEM BOYS WE THEM BOYS WE THE BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>73107161
doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>73107676
Thanks Tempura71

[Anonymous No.]

machina sex flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>73107161
Fuck this POV, here's one where they're actually talking and it's not some random people
https://www.twitch.tv/piapiufo
https://www.twitch.tv/piapiufo
https://www.twitch.tv/piapiufo

[Anonymous No.]

Apologies for askin, but anyone got the gofile for the offcollab full tempus karaoke, I wanna listen to shinri breaking the shot glass again

[Anonymous No.]

>>73108724
>>71815360
https://gofile.io/d/61WuPc

[Anonymous No.]

>>73108829
Thank you, if I could I’d eat ur pussy, if ur a guy I guess I could try sucking dick for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/forwardvbs/status/1776500711133684072?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ
Leader not in front of Tavi…

[Anonymous No.]

no Flayon tonight
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1776660592595751063

[Anonymous No.]

>>73107006
1. They always say you should have some streaming experience, no matter how big or small is your audience
2. They do have a salary, and from their posts it seems they get the first superchat cut after 3 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>73109212
Shinri's pov ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>73109212
Shinri's pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>73107006
If you have no experience with streaming how do you know you'd like to be one

[Anonymous No.]

>>73107006
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>73110332
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Management has to ban Shinri from doing his cowboy impression

[Anonymous No.]

>>73111055
it's the only accent he can do, let him have this

[Anonymous No.]

>>73111055
He is perfect the way he is, shush

[Anonymous No.]

ARMIS BEAT AVALON 2nd to last place let's gooooo

[Anonymous No.]

my oshis immune system is so weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>73112788
what being a whiteass child does to a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>73112894
bettel2 could have eaten him in the womb if he had more time

[Anonymous No.]

>>73112894
doesn't help that he gets the absolute minimum nutrients from the shit he eats

[Anonymous No.]

>>73112983
bettel2 left 17 minutes early to escape the leech and it wasnt fast enough

[Anonymous No.]

no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73113768
hakka and flayon are tumblr kids too, did hakka do anything last year? iirc flayon did that dating game with the horse with a human face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73113768
I like Ruze but he definitely leans way too much on Homestuck, let the 314 die already

[Anonymous No.]

>>73114098
anon, he got acknowledged by the creator of homestuck and may even get some VA job on the franchise, it's too late now

[Anonymous No.]

>>73114198
He got acknowledged by Hussie? I thought it was just the current writer, not the original.

[Anonymous No.]

i just remembered that there was clothing merch of Hakka in collaboration with ghostxghost
wonder when this will get shipped out, it has been a few months already
how hard is it to print some clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>73115865
Why is he looking at my carrot like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>73116329
He is just a hungry little fella

[Anonymous No.]

>>73111474
>he can do
he cannot

[Anonymous No.]

>>73115865
BREED

[Anonymous No.]

ruze's crab is not the Armis secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv4XJR9k_I

[Anonymous No.]

My 12 year old oshi...
https://twitter.com/garbage_mmr/status/1776488452323934677

[Anonymous No.]

Over 2 months and they never saw my audition video. its over, brosephs

[Anonymous No.]

>>73120159
Shinri sounding like Shnitzel

[Anonymous No.]

WDHMBT
https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1776729130052263994

[Anonymous No.]

>>73120506
He's shapeshifting into a lion

[Anonymous No.]

>>73120506
vg 3D announcement from him TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>73120189
You better be using every month to stream, grow, improve and fine tune your abilities, and then re-apply again a little different next time. Not only just to be a star, but to work on it so that if you don't get it, you didn't waste your time and you have some level of personal success to show for it.

[Anonymous No.]

GOLDBULLET IS SO HAND>>73120864
SOME IT DRIVES ME INSANE

[Anonymous No.]

>>73120990
....

[Anonymous No.]

>>73120189
IIRC, you can enter multiple times so long as you're not telling people non-anonymously that you've auditioned. I'm not 100% sure of that since I've never auditioned, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73120189
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>73121064
Why is bubby such an angry problem child?

[Anonymous No.]

Puzzle time:
https://jiggie.fun/zN6h0y

[Anonymous No.]

>>73121248
Gibby spoils him too much>>73121268

[Anonymous No.]

>>73121539
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>73120864
Yup. Someone told me once that your first attempt is always going to suck, but as long as you keep practicing between auditions, you'll start to not suck. So keep at it, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my blue dumb wife

[Anonymous No.]

koimen

[Anonymous No.]

SEX WITH DINOSAURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>73122759
koi men

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on auntie's new look?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1776686311396761831

[Anonymous No.]

>>73124706
sleezy gay porn actor glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>73124728
Nice to see they are having all of them, why camping tho

[Anonymous No.]

the boys just cannot stop getting sick
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1776758863469134167

[Anonymous No.]

>>73125027
>>73125877
>gay porn actor glasses
>Axel's throat is fucked
I guess Goldie is in Australia now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73125877
he did say these were seasonal allergies he got going back home, makes me wonder if he's cleaned his room of cat fur. autumn isnt typically that bad over there. a chill 230k celebration stream would be fine too tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>73125877
He's been having allergic reactions since he went back to Australia but I really think it's just dust mites from his room being empty for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

OH I CAN SEE THE SUN~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8CXKz5h52A

[Anonymous No.]

>>73126668
SHINING IN THE SKYYY EVERYDAY

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKITOS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfXi7Q2g48k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfXi7Q2g48k

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKITOS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfXi7Q2g48k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfXi7Q2g48k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfXi7Q2g48k

[Anonymous No.]

explain THIS then
https://files.catbox.moe/3peubu.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>73127818
STOP ABUSING THE BIRDS

[Anonymous No.]

Safe from Coverment manipulation

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, wasn't Ruze supposed to reveal the Ruzaders design this week?

[Anonymous No.]

Useless fat fuck even fails at doing an hero

[Anonymous No.]

>Blindfold and tie Shinri up
>Forcefeed him insects
Actual bird

[Anonymous No.]

Love watching Shinri and Ruze at the same time because one bothered to start stream an hour earlier right smack into blatant overlap.

[Anonymous No.]

Groombullet..

[Anonymous No.]

>>73130594
>overlaps to avoid overlap
poetic

[Anonymous No.]

RUZE ON THE CRABBY TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv4XJR9k_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv4XJR9k_I

MAMA ON THE ROCK EATING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ydlO_UvMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ydlO_UvMA

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv4XJR9k_I
Shinri on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ydlO_UvMA

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ydlO_UvMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ydlO_UvMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ydlO_UvMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>73121064
https://files.catbox.moe/6c2bcw.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

based crab enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>73131002
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri extra low tonight (morning for him)

[Anonymous No.]

>overslept his alarms again
is he okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>73131002
Crabs you say?

[Anonymous No.]

Has Hakka always been this potty-mouthed, or is it Axel's influence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73131345
all the japanese is killing his vocabulary

[Anonymous No.]

fight crab brings back memories

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder when the next episode of the soullink will be :)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so jealous... why do shipping costs have to be so brutal...

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri streaming from his deadbed to pay the bills

[Anonymous No.]

>>73123402
PLAP FAT DINO DAILS

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>>73132933
kek

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giwtiwa

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>>73132175
Just join/lurk a group order discord server for whichever continent you live in, makes things somewhat cheaper and you don't have to deal with GeekJack if the official store hates you t. europoor

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damn hakkitos like to party hard

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>>73133670
that's a t shot needle isn't it? troonkito...

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>>73133940
Think it could be insulin

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>>73133940
no idea

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no idea what this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k9SREpy_8Y

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>>73133670
>>73133940
>bettel to hakka:
WDTMBT

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>Soccer
Hakka is a fake Xenokunian

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>>73135364
He doesn't want to confuse the amerifats, please understand anon

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>>73135364
Japan calls it socca

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Shinri stop being a poorfag, you'll get profit still

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played too much stardew, now I can't enjoy his playthrough
just buy the strawberries, man

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>>73136685
I only played it when it first came out, played so much I got tired, but still enjoy watching some playthroughs here and there, but Shinri's kinda stressful.
What is it with him ignoring the Community Center, Fishing and refusing to buy strawberries???

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>>73135364
call it FUTBOL in chat and watch him pop off. he uses soccer for the idiot audience

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i think all the boys should do a stream like hakkas. putting the little fat fucks in situations

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Scrabble collab with Hakka, Reeda, Jowol and Geega next week

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>>73140069
Nisu, I missed Hakka and Leader collabs

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I would tell him how to play the game, but he's smart enough to come to that conclusion himself. (I hope)

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ORB ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k9SREpy_8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k9SREpy_8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k9SREpy_8Y

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cool loading screen

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armis on tel

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Bros I love Armis so much...

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So, how many different gameshows have Holostars English made so far?
Wheel of Tempus? TempRizz? O.R.B.?

Any others i have forgotten?
Will this game show become legend?

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armis is so disrespectful

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>"I'm sucking ass"

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The dude thinks that 800 a day is actually good holy shit.

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>>73141178
hakka's xmas quiz

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>>73141178
Secret santa collab

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>>73140759
That typography... it hurts.

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FULL MEGANE ARMIS, KYAA~

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>>73141178
I believe in Octavio to not waste all of his work into a one-off though temprizz happened twice

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Ruze is tonguing the mic...

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I wish i was ruze's mic so he can tongue me too

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>>73141178
Shinri's quiz show

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>Holostars lore

Can they name all of Astel's crew members?

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>you win nothing
THE POINTS DON'T MATTER

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GB doesn't know Rikka is a robot...

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Rikka is the brother of Tara Android

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>jurard knew the quote
>ruze knew which the the holostar jp was a robot

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>>73141984
GB didn't know his oshi Hakka cried on stream before

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Hand over your strawberries

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RUZE IS TWISTING THE RULES

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>Octavio rigging the game against my nigga GB
Opptavio...

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GB DO YOUR JP REPS YOU USELESS FAT WHORE

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>>73142042
I still can't believe GB said he was the first Holostar to cry on stream, immediately outing himself as a fake fanboy

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RIGGED

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classic

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Banchou so cute

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>wants to live in Japan
>isn't willing to learn basic JP
Goldie.....

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>doesn't remember his own quote about making out with Jurard
WHORE

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>>73142726
dead ship...

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This is a terrifying question Tavi. I want to google this but I'm too scared too. Is it similar to the weird furry flesh orbs cows pop out sometime?

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>>73142798
It's just as creepy as you think

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>>73142798
I remember watching something on TV when I was a kid about a huge tumor that had grown teeth and hair.

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Octavio has a teratoma in a jar....

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That's a gimme Octavio.

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>>73142966
Coward route for not making the extreme level question about literally anything about Astel's lore lol.

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>>73142401
He outed himself the moment he said Regis

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RUZE LIVE RACISM

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I remember this Ruze quote, hysterical.

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best quote from azure ruze my beloved
povos, kek

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OPHTHUSSY

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>ophthussy

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Tfw Jurard and Gibby thought the answer was actually Optician...

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Gibby getting it by default holy shit

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Banchou is so fucking excited

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He lost the megane perms...

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>the crystals in jurard's dick were vibrating to tell him the answer

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>The crystals in my dick went to my brain!

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>"The crystals in my dick were glowing"

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can jurard's dick crystals tell the future?

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>it's not even spelled right

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Don't google teratoma images

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>>73143943
Too late.

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Is it supposed to be "Fukuro ni iremasu ka"?

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holy nihongo dekinai

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That's ofuro Jurard...

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How long did it take for you to handle Jurard's screams?

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>>73144262
never

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/mans/ wouldn't know the answer

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>>73144262
around 2 months

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>>73144262
2 days

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>>73144348
it's izuru dude. he's just a guy

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>>73144348
Dude Izuru is known as the "guy with the most Normal lore in the branch", everyone knows.

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>>73144458
i'm the woman he chokes

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>>73144262
Halfway through the first Armis collab I was sold

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>we're gonna orb together

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>It's not tea, it's green nea
Ruze does now his nihongo.

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>>73144262
Immediately came to love it during the first armis collab

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>jurard wants to fuse with gibby

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Karasutenga...

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KARASUTENGA KEK

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>karasutenga
This is wild.

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>Hakka is chat to cheer for his dino boy

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>ruze used every opportunity he had to use his learned "mizu kudasai"
cute...

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>It's a Holostars thing
>Yagoo question

Yagoo is a Holostar.

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do (You) know yagoo's bday?

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NOT BEFORE CHRIST JURARDDDDDDDD THATS YOUR BOSS

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YAGOD

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>jurard thinks yagoo is born on december 25
>"isn't he the savior?"

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Yagoos Christ...

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RIGGED

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GB YOU LIARRRRR

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gibby won by cheating

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RUZE SWEEEEEP

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The real prize wes the friends we made along the way.

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The winner is...everybody except Jurard

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>no call-ins for Octavio
aww

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>>73145655
>StarsEN video release
Nani?

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>jurard screaming at 5%

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They don't deserve him

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Banchou's screams receding into the distance...

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damn I only made it to my computer right at the tail end of this

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>>73145767
It's probably some kind of meme, don't expect anything special.

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Tempus makes better game shows

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Making gibby win with shame is so funny i love armis

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https://twitter.com/taeshippy/status/1776668232348581912

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RATE THE JOBBER JEOPARDY COLLAB

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>>73145873
Kek

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>>73145873
To be fair, Wheel of Tempus was funnier and still one of my favourite StarsEN streams. But as a game show, this one was organized better.
>>73145977
WEARING BAGS/10

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>>73145977
octhussy and karasutenga/10

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>>73145968
Cute

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>>73145873
>>73145977
I think it was a fun idea but desperately needed stronger questions for it to truly hit.

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>>73145977
Perfect ending/10

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>>73145873
they each have their own charm

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>>73145873
Yes but the JPs make the best
Too bad they invite mostly indies rather than star members

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>>73146110
I think he gave considerations to his genmates like look at them struggling even with just the sinplest holostars lore

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GB transparently cheating for multiple rounds was funny but also kind of sad. The fun of these games is being totally clueless sometimes and the humor born from that. Cheating just makes you appear like a tryhard. Also hilarious that dude couldn't even answer basic Holostars trivia pulled from the official page.

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>octavio humiliates gibby by declaring him the winner even tho he already admitted to cheating
lore accurate power bottom puppeteer

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>>73145977
GOLDREX FUSION DANCE/10

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https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1776824806727450832
gibby.....?

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>>73146256
Like it’s easy for fans cause naturally, theyre fans. These guys are fairly new kek

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>>73146417
This video always makes me kek with that peace out fading away gif

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>>73145655
mango pizza sounds like a really tasty dessert but i can sense the italian rage already

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>>73144947
>>73145174
LOVE

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>>73146819
She knows...

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i want a tournament type quiz show with all of stars en. with rounds and the difficulty of questions actually increasing

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>>73147007
meh, they'll cheat

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>>73146624
I mean mango pizza doesn't sound that much different to pineapple on pizza? idk how the Italians feel about fruit on pizza in general but I can't imagine it'd taste that bad tbdesu

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>>73144262
Maybe I just have high tolerance but not that long to get used to it, like by the monhun collab I guess. I respected a little that he was as transparently crystal clear as you can expect someone to be on what his volume will be like from his debut and first group talk, and he has the most ideal context he was ever going to get in terms of genmates who understand him well and kek a lot at and/or with him

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>>73147081
It is pretty impressive that Holostars was able to pair him with three other dudes loud enough to match him

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>Shinri doesn't like city girls

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>>73147048
that's a given. i just want them to go at each other one-on-one while racing to set points or sth.

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Drag his ass, Ruze!

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>>73147237
Given the city girls (and guys for that matter) I've met, I can't say I blame him...

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My kamioshi has finally used the 30-minute intermission strategy... BLESSED TODAY

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>>73147081
Part of it was also his volume balancing for the first couple of streams. Somehow, he broke his limiter on debut and was fixing it during week 1.

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>>73147746
he finally realized he can eat food

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>>73147886
Sadly, not in-game.

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https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1776832445901656358

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any good Shinris for next OP, go

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>>73148359

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>>73145655
>holopro karaoke
Man... When will we finally get a boy who'd do a holostars only karaoke