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piss
>>73061776cute
i want to get shiori pregnant
piss break
Okay like seriously how the fuck can Isildur curse an entire city into becoming slave spooky ghosts when he's just a ningen?How aren't Gandalf or Saruman or Sauron just necromancing it up hard too? Why is everyone struggling for soldiers when that is possible?
I love Mori!
Lapsama my friend
FAUNA CUTESHIORI CUTEBIBOO CUTENERISSA CUTE
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knc
PISSSSSS
>viewers disc switch>we thread switchWE ARE?
Who's pissing directly into whose mouth right now?
>the entire thread is pissing right now
Damn, FWMC live like this?
What frame did Shiori pause the movie on? I'm retarded and didn't pause in time.
wawa
Kek
GROND
>>73061878cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
didn't know luna reached a 1M milestone already
>>73061878cuuuuuuute
Mori already guessing the plot
Bae cute!
thoughts?
What's frame is everyone one, I feel like I'm a little behind the girls
Fauna and her friends are pissing directly into my mouth
>>73061877
>>73061875i slept with the shark btw
>>73061776cute!
>>73061833
>Take a nap>Wake up>Missed 2 hours of the watchalong
These shitty ass games having voice acting in them now feels pretty weird
>>73061878cuuuuuuuuuuuute
>Fuwamoco find buttholes funny
>>73061877you should be looking at Aragorn's stupid face
What does BRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB mean?
>>73061833Why do people keep trying to apply D&D logic to LOTR
I just took a piss guys
Mowi...
>>73061877Mind your aim next time :)
I bet Kronii the Powerwash superfan would get a heart attack playing this game
The early mid 2000s have LOTR and Matrix and Pirates of the Caribbean and god forgive me even Star Wars prequels, 2010s and 2020s have literally fucking NOTHING
>>73061833They're just spooks in the books
>>73061949I did that last watch-along
I wish they watched the theatrical version to avoid the Aragorn taking the ships spoiler, the Witchking making Gandalf his bitch effortlessly, and the Aragorn warcrime
>>73061845LOVE & LUST
SUBARU HATEt. architect
Mori...
>>73061971handsome* no homo bruv
>>73061971I have a black screen
>>73062001eww, ethnics
I killed a lot of people in that battle
catapults are kakkoi, we should be using them more often in the modern era
>>73061949You can join now, it's break time!
>>73061895Swirly eyes are one of my favorite tags on lewd art
>>73061962x
KANATA MENTION
>>73062049>20 civilians die>Bijou laughs
>>73062049Good job, Pebbro
ATTENTION: I am back from pissing
>>73061998Go watch Dune
>>73062058I dont think they have that good of aim compared to missiles
>>73061915She correct? I only suffer chilla's for my oshi so I haven't watched any other streams of it
>>73061845sweet bird
>>73062049cute biboo girl handwriting in the corner
>>73061998> nothingthere are good movies but they dont have goblins and swords and shit in them so you dont care
is this the correct spot? i just got here
>>73062058Why didn't the Fellowship just use a catapult from Rivendell? Boromir would still be alive
>Subaru has always been able eat as much as she wants without getting fat>even more so now that she regularly goes to dance classSo jealous
goddammit mowi why couldn't you wait until the movie is over to stream...
>>73062058those were trebuchets
>They didn't TAS their piss
PISS TALK
>>73062026why would you want to watch the version where it cuts out the witch king fight
>>73062085There are no civlians in warOnly winners and losers
>>73061833Because the Men of the Mountains swore an oath to fight for Isildur and broke it. Don't break oaths kids
ARCHITECT BROS
>>73062049Cheers to that pal, I got like 7 orcs in my tumble
>>73062113yes
>14:59 No matter how much I eat its all the same. The more I eat the more sleepy I get>15:24 Right now my stomach is probably pretty big, so I have been eating al the time>15:31 "yum yum yum, zzz">15:48 btw my weight didnt change at all>15:54 I just grew 1cm per yearLmao Shuba
Why dont we ever do boy talk?
piledriver Ayamefriend
>>73062058Rockets are basically catapults with explosives attached to both ends
>They didn't include me in the girl talkTHESE BITCHES
>>73062135kiara kakkoi
Kiara's ass is too fat, thick and delicious. I can't stop thinking about it.
still 2 hours of movie left
>>73062085I love my slightly crazy oshi so much.
Shiori wtf
BIG CRUNCH
eating biboos feet....
>>73061833He turned on the queen's discord notifications
Shiori???
>>73062113few seconds more, when Aragorn says 'you will not enter Gondor'
>not enough meat on Shiori's enemies' corpsesWhy does she hate deadbeats?
EATING BIBOO'S FEET
>>73061878cuuuuuuuuuute
>so beautifulkek
Wtf shiori
>>73062144thanks fren
>>73062160THEY HATE YOU
i microwaved a couple of egg rolls
Shiori...You don't have to follow up with the feet eating joke
>>73062173>>73062187seems like standard shiori to me
>>73062111there are also movies in the 2000s without goblins and swords you disingenuous faggots
>>73061998John Wick?
CRUNCH FAUNA~
>>73061998Well currently people are talking about Dune being this generations LOTR or even Star Wars but who knows how true that is.
CRUNCH FAUNA
Fauna's crunches are so sexy
Oh they're a lot farther ahead than I was
>>73062130I dislike it because the Witch-king destroys Gandalf's staff like Gandalf destroyed Saruman's, it's poorly justified and anticlimactic. You're telling me that this is the guy who ran away on Weathertop because Aragorn had a burning stick?
>>73062238I really really like this soundpost
KRUNCHFAUNA
SEX FAUNA CRUNCH
>>73061833Sauron is necromancing it up hard tho
>>73062250I miss Grond
RATE THE STREAM
Ayo their are 06 second ahead!
>>73062250Grondcord raid.
>>73062165based
hey man
Nice stream ruffians, kek
i'm really glad that shiori is making friends in hololive. i was concerned that she was going to be a bit of a loner.
>>73062250GROND
I WAS TOO BUSY PISSING AND I FORGOT TO MAKE POPCORN
>>73062278>Dune being this generations LOTRpeople will forget about Dune in 1 year
It's been 20 minutes and basically the only think that's happened this stream is Mori scaring herself
PETER JACKSON LOVE
>>73062305stream? what the fuck did i miss it?
THE FANDEAD HAVE RETURNED
Fauna should stop eating she is getting fat...
I would shit
FUCKING GHOSTBEATS
bag
Are those still Deadbeats or are they Fandad/Kapumin?
>>73062238CRONCH
I think Frodo should go to sleep, in the tunnel
Wont the arrows just phase through the ghost and him them anyway?
Sorry ruffians I got the peanut butter out rn
>>73062285>it's poorly justifiedthey're enemies
Oh no...I have arachnophobia...
Do we need a ghost holo?
REMINDER THAT THE FELLOWSHIP IS A DARK COMPANY
Rushia is the Witch-king
>>73062406Sanalites
>>73062362I like that he cut his own cameo in the theatrical release
>FWMC stream goes down>Viewership drops diwn to double double digits.Are wuffians always this pathetic?
>>73062406The fandead are the ghosts, the deadbeats were the skull avalanche
>his lips look soft and kissablewhat did biboo mean by this?
>>73062238Towa is just like me
OMEGA MENTION
>>73062406Deadbeats are physical skeletons and are still around and weren't cast from the thread yetFandead and Kapumin have been cast out and are ghostsso the latter
>>73062431Arachnofobia filter is turned on.Its OK
Are any other EN’s as blatant as Mori about liking shotas?
>>73062416I fucking love Subaru and Mio
IT'S STICKY
>>73062343I only made a mini, I should have made more>>73062422maybe I'll just get some peanutbutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keYJSqw_MBYLoli Kronii!
>>73058407Sauron was the starscream to Morgoth the actual main villain and way more kino/based bad guy of the whole franchise (no really, Sauron fucks around with his ring meanwhile Morgoth did shit like curse some dude's whole family to tragedy and forced him to watch just because he was insulted, also casually had balrogs in his ranks and everything)Sauron was was just left to dick around with no objective when Morgoth was imprisoned after his defeat in the first age and thought 'why don't I just try to do the same thing as he did, why not'Sauron was also obsessed with perfection or some shit and wanted to industrialize all of middle earth into a uniform 'utopian' hellscape (according to Tolkien's letters, I think - people debated whether Sauron was a Hitler or Stalin or modernity metaphor because of this but Tolkien rejected this and said fuck allegories)It still pisses me off Tolkien never finished writing the whole franchise because the prophesized shit that's meant to happen post-LOTR when Morgoth returns and causes middle earth ragnarok seemed like it would have been insane kino
>>73062406Fandead are ghost, deadbeats are skeletons, and kapumin were ghost with bat wings/ vampire ghosts.
haha cumwalls
goddammit Shiori
>>73062425That doesn't explain why the Witch-king wins so quickly.
Mori...Please go get a new eyeglass prescription. You very obviously need it.
Okay but what if this giant disgusting spider was a beautiful lady with huge tits?
>it's sticky what is itthat's what she said
did shiori just make a cum joke that only she laughed at?
HIS NAME JEFF
JEFF JEFF JEFF
>>73062418
Reminds me that Shelob looks like this
>>73062418kek
>>73061926
>jeff the spider mention
Why didn't Peter Jackson respect Tolkien's vision of a hot, voluptuous Shelob?
>>73062492IRyS was pretty horny for Kuro in her 1 Sekiro stream
>>73062499I'll rape you
Biboo Boop
>>73062418Kek
THIRD SKYRIM MENTION
>>73062442>mordorfags raiding the threaddid they have a yab again
>>73062250GRONDBROS WE WON
BUYMYGAME
>>73062548good one
today the girls learned that todd is a fucking hack
>first dungeon in SkyrimISRAEL
Smeagol lied!?
Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.
YOU DO FIGHT A SPIDER AT THE END OF THE FIRST DUNGEON. FUCKING TODD.
>>73062548kek
SAM LOVE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccXAUij_CsAI want to watch Billy and Mandy with Shiori
did this movie come out before Skyrim?
>>73062422Whaet???
>>73062349I think that depends how good the third movie is.
ITS JUST LIKE SKYRIM x4
ZETA NO
>>73062499the picture you posted is literally of Morgoth about to get his ass kicked by some dude though
>>73062548based
MILF SPIDER
TODD IS A FUCKING HACK
OMFG i hate the Skyrim mention, i hate that it's true
>>73062418KEK
>>73062498Krunny should have cartoonishly large tits
Jesas how's Bijou both an at appropriate volume level and also really loud at the same time?
SMEAGOL LIED, FRODO DIED
>>73062605thank you
>>73062625no
>>73062422Paenut budder!?
>>73062525>what if this giant disgusting spider was a beautiful lady with huge tits?Quelaag?
>>73062525
>Is he going to go back to feed him?I can't tell when shiori is being funny on purpose, but she is funny
FWMC stream?
>>73062548
Sam actually leaving Frodo for a bit really breaks his character. Not leaving Frodo was his defining characteristic even when he was told to not come
ENTER
>Subaru is living in with Towawhat the fuck
>>73061776Isn't this that femsapling artist?
>>73062708crashing down without survivors
STOYA
>>73062518And Shelob is some half-god spider that's a billion years old and Sam just stabs her and wins
>>73062700SHIORI STOP POSTING HERE
ARACHNEPUSSY
>>73062736???
DARK SOULS MENTIONEDdidn't expect that
We love women's torsos
>>73062525Shiori please.
>>73062700better
SEX WITH SPIDERS
>>73062700unironic best girl
This is literally light from the world tree, right?
TOWA'S HOUSE!
HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73062707kiara has a lot of good soundposts but as a nonkfp this is probably my favorite
>>73062708I ate it
>>73062525shiori stop posting /here/ and focus on the movie
shelob is only half spider btw
>>73062049>>73062058Literally nothing can defeat a big rock
>>73062748WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME LIKE THIS BAU BAU BAU BAU
Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.
Why didnt spiders evolve to be giant?
Kek fauna
TOWAAAAAAAAAAAA
>let her eat the bugsFauna, you can't say that
>>73062736>"Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descendent from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact, she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my state. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch."
TARANCHAMAAAAAA
>>73062748I think losing that Mario Party game with Mori cursed their Japan move.
>>73062740wich one?https://twitter.com/naraicat/status/1776411858057957609
its fucking owari
>>73062748OWARI DA
>>73062736CHRISTOPHER, MY SON
>>73062556>Why didn't Peter Jackson respect Tolkien's vision of a hot, voluptuous Shelob?jackson was a based monstergirl enjoyer
>>73062736Don't mind if I do.
>>73062635And it would have been kino
>turn around wind>thankies!Neat
>>73062748Are any ruffians archiving it?
they used a shot of Frodo holding the light for my cover of Fellowship and it really bothered me when I saw it was from ROTK
>>73062635>fingolfin>some dude
>>73062748So why don't they abuse the Cover office to do their streams?
>>73062740>femsaplingshe should go out with me
>>73062150We talk about jacking off sometimes
>>73062847Mokochan...don't cry....
Stingbros...
>>73062743Tomboy tribbing!
>>73062826Australia exists
GOLLUM SLAPPED FRODO IN FRONT OF SHELOB
>>73062800THEY ARE
Just snap gollum's neck frodo
THEY HATE EACH OTHER
GOLLUM'S SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT, GRADUATE HIM
>>73062635Morgoth won that fight, even in his already diminished state.
FUCK HIM UP FRODO
The anomaly is that there are no anomalies
IT WAS THE PRECIOUS
>>73062836Holy based
>>73062828>>73062836kek
This is what they get for moving to Japan. Gaijin stay out.
Frodo is so retarded like holy shit
The ring would do nothing for Shelob, right? And her human form doesn't really exist.
>>73062828>>73062836kiss
>>73062927>>73062927I mean like Skyrim big
Mori with her Mr Magoo-tier eyesight playing a game where the goal is to be as perceptive as possible feels like a match made in hell lmao
>>73062150What the hell is boy talk anyways?
>>73062826According to a guy I know who has a degree in bugs, the oxygen levels in the atmosphere aren't high enough or something
if only smeagol got to do his karaoke in the forbidden pool
>Subaru has a spare key of Towa's houseyup, they're fucking
>>73062836classic
>>73062933If he did they wouldn't have destroyed the Ring
GOLLUM LOVE
>>73062828imagine getting your body sucked dry after fucking this
Cute yelps of frustration by Morp
SMEAGLE LOVE
SCHIZO MODEPART DEUX
gollum love
SMÉAGOL LOVE
So is Frodo and Gollum just Iname?
>>73062997Sports. work. how the coffee is. are ya winning
Shelob? Like an Austrailian "Shiela" found in the woild?
>>73062692tits too small
Did Mori win?
They'll make a sequel after he falls into the lava.
>>73062847Sad Baubau....
>How does he get a gamelol
Bros we even got a Pippin karaoke tonight this is a great day
STOP LIKING EVIL HOBBITS
>>73062692hag sex
>>73063023but enough about my ex wife, the blood sucking bitch!
So has Shiori not read or seen these before?
>>73062700best girl in that series and it is literally not even close
Getting Galadriel pregnant...
>>73062847Laugh at these retarded dogs
mommy elf chu!
didnt frodo get bitten by the spider in the books
SAM DID NOTHING WRONG
the sexual tension tho
>26:11 also towa's cat likes me recently so have been hanging around me often>26:18 It was scared of me at first>26:48 Well at first I couldnt remember the cat's name and called it a different place's cat's name>26:53 But Im sure towa didnt noticeRIZZ FUCK
>>73063055But which one is which?
fuwamoco is kill
man I love Galadriel, I sure hope they don't make a series to try and ruin her 20 years after these movies came out
how long is this movie? why won't it end? it's fucking epilogue after epilogue
>>73062847>>73063096What happened?
does ytc filter have that update the hyperchat people were working on yet?
>>73063123Nope!
>>73062748How long until I can adopt a femruffian due to her depression from lack of Baubau streams
Mokochan...
AIN'T NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN WE'RE ON
>>73063068Cheebum...
>>73062942morgoth got fucking slapped around by ungoliant and had to be saved by gothmog and his legion of balrogs. imagine getting FUCKED by a spider. couldn't be me
Robocute sing sing!
>>73063145SUISEI MOGGED
comparing galadriel in these movies to the bitch in the amazon show is just...
>>73063139No, but it used its stinger above the mithril shirt.
>>73062994>Mr Magoo-tier eyesightfucking kek
>Another delay on the Rohan collabWhen will it actually start?
EIGO JOUZU
>>73063158There are like 5 epilogues after they actually win
We Pebbles did our part
>>73063139The books are VERY different to the movies.
Shuba is making bird noises
>>73063139hasn't happened yet
Mori sounds post reminder post
EIGO JOZU
>hide that ugly ass face girlGod damn Rissa
EIGO JOUZU'D
Awwwwww
>>73063161OBS hates unity and exploded
>>73063218based
just shut the fuck up nerissa jesus. ruined the scene
>>73063176Ahahaha
Do you like looking at holos eating?
>>73063183That was peak Ungoliant (having just consumed giant amounts of light) vs a diminished Morgoth. And even then the Balrogs whipped her ass
>>73063176going to Japan was a mistake
reminder that like 80% of the Rohirrim during the battle scenes are just local horse girls they recruited as extras with beards on
MERRYPIPGODS THEY ARE
fauna eating is cute
This game's voices are very loud
>>73063176how do you know it was her
Mori should throw this kid in front of the train
Baubau...
Why doesn't Eoweyn just have sex with Merry like he is a shota boy for her to mother
>>73062997FoodBig titsVidya gaemWho would win in a fight Whether we love hags or cunnies todayStyles of pizzaPickles or dishwashersCrushing loneliness
>>73063176Are they going to get depressed again...
>>73063292Was Mumei there?
I like how they shut the fuck up when a scene starts getting poignant
>>73063292hot
>>73063281don't be a schizo
>>73062847>>73063176They should go to Mori's house tbqh
>>73063199Galadriel and Elrond in the amazon show are literally different characters with familiar jnames
GRONDchads are you ready? IT'S TIME
>>73063284Yes especially when their mouth rigging is good so it looks like they're actually eating
>>73063268Merry is my favorite character purely because of this scene
GROND GROND GROND GROND
>>73063287i wish gothmog whipped my ass......
>>73063163Neat, rare to find someone that hasn't
GRONDBROS
GROND BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>73063176naked dogeza when
Gandalf is just playing a RTS
>>73063316man...
man these dubtitles
>>73063292MEN(female) OF ROHAN, TOGETHER WE RIDE
Duh!
>maybe my explanation was shit?D U HUH
Mori is losing it because inaccurate subs. Did IRyS say anything about this?
what's the image limit on /vt/
>>73063199She was pretty fucking cool already, there was literally no reason (other than the usual shit) to turn her into a generic current year girlboss.
>>73063292Cool.
>>73063316kek deserved
THEY'RE TRYING TO TERMINATE FARAMIR
What the fuck is wrong with Denethor
THE TREE IS BLOOMING BROS ARAGORN COLLAB SOON
>>73063401chillas is truly the crabsticks of vidya
>>73063059Mens Talk>>73063322Boys Talk
>>73063318YJK the Bree brothers were jam-packed with men waiting in line for legal shortstack hobbit whores
JP niki being cute.Duh!
>Laughing her ass off at the subtitles being inaccurate Kek
Faramir is gonna get fired..
he's not a king reeeee
>>73063292post proof
>>73063453bro crabsticks are good!
>>73063418Yeah, they were driving her nuts
>just watchkek, even Nerissa is getting tired of Shiori having woman moments and continually asking questions that will be answered
>>73063442He still hasn't gotten over his oshi graduating
>>73063451Aragon will NEVER be king of Gondor
GO GROND GO
>>73063176JAPAN, U RIKE IT
>>73063292horse girls?
>Denethor doing the doomer bit againsick of his shit
GRONDGRONDGROND
>>73063199imagine getting mogged by a 54 year-old
>>73063457brothels, not brothers
Imagine Grond hitting you in the balls. Man that'd fucking suck
GRONDCHADS WE WON
>>730634217
>>73063342We cant have Tutu getting eaten before her instagram debut
IT'S ORGE
>>73063539Please don't post my indie wife here.
Who was Grond again?
Even Gandalf was kinda shook for a sec
Gandalf is a shitty wizard
>>73063456I refuse to talk about sports so I will always be boy talkin'
>>73063487
>>73063551HAG LOVE
Be faithful Faramiry it's just a suspension he'll be back
>>73063590BAU BAU
>>73063539Ill not fall for your recruitment psyop
>>73063590Grondalf the grey
>>73063588I always thought these dudes looked sick as hell
>>73063551She was also the best part of Ragnarok.
don't let that spidah bite yaspidah bite hurt
>>73063605MY IMMERSION
I wish I went to holofesTirithfes has way more attendance but the atmosphere is so hostile.
Gandalf going for that Melee build.
Whaddya buyin?
>>73063597He's WIT build, not INT
Shelobeouf
>>73063590A big ass hammer used by Morgoth
i don't know much about war but i feel like a battering ram whose front is hollow and on fire is probably not great at breaking through walls
>>73063605There could be women here wearing beards and talking about hot boobs and we wouldn't even know....
FRODO LOVE
Mowi hungers...
Share the load
>>73063176I don't understand, if they're having such a hard time streaming from their current place why don't they just stream from the cover studio or even another holomen's house like what Kobo did
SHARE THE LOAD
Did Frodo actually fucking die
God she's fucking cute when being autistic
ENTER SAM
Shiori........ your brain........
Shiori!?Fauna!?
Frodo got penetrated
>romantic
>>73063316aw
SAMBROS
FRODOSAM BROS
wtf shioriwtf fauna
ITS SAM
>That looks romantic>That's what I thought tooMy god, Shiori and Fauna
GO SAM GO
>>73063706I'd share a load with Shiori.
>>73063176Fuwawa should let me suck on her Fuwawas as an apology for this
>>73063680You just watched Grond break open the gate to Minas Tirith
Sam is so cool
"HIM"WISE COMING TO FUCK SHIT UP
GET EM SAM FUCK THAT SEXY BITCH UP
>women just want to be swept off their feet
Shiori.....Fauna...
>>73063730But that's all the time?
Share the load...
God this is so fucking KINO
>>73063605why are there so many horse girls in New Zealand?
>>73063703They aren't allowed at the studio
>zooms in on her breasts>totemo kirei
GO SAMWISE GAMGEE GO
KILL THAT BITCH SAMWISE
nice jraphics
Imagine being this lil nigga and you come out with a tiny dagger to fight the 10 meter tall spider what the fuck
FROWISEBROS
Do Japanese people really look like this?
>>73063470sex frog
>>73063605>Rohan has the most female fansI WILL FUCK A FEMROHIRRIM
SAM THE BRAVE I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT SAM THE BRAVE
>>73063809Just stab it bro, it's not hard
SAM'S SAVING THE STREAM
Dark Sam?
DODGE ROLL, SAMYOU CAN BEAT THIS BOSS
Is he ogey?
>>73063833Is that a man or a woman?
KEK
FAT HOBBIT IS FAT ROLLING
>sam is heavy rollingwhat a shitter
>>73063778Because they live in Rohan, of course they ride
>>73063605There could even be women among us
OH SHIT HE DID IT
>>73063779you must be joking, right?
GET AWAY FROM FRODO YOU BITCH
>Sam fat rolling
>rollspammingSAMWISE DID NOT BEAT SHELOB
HE'S ROLLIN
man imagine having arachnophobia and watching this shite
>>73063487>>73063605>>73063292
>>73063605sex with females
FAT ROLLING CHADS RISE UP
I can't believe Frodo fucking graduated
>>73063925They hating?
Based Sam
this is a pretty embarrassing showing for shelob
SAM DID ITHE BEAT THE BOSS
>>73063605the gayposters...
nya nya motherfucker
Sam is doing a SL1 run stream and did the boss first try!!!
Can't watch right now. Has my Fauna been cute?
Sam really just cheesed the boss with Faith and a meta weapon, what a pleb
Sam could totally put his balls in Frodos mouth right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnNGuiEpJiYWanna go on a Maccas run?
Isn't this a feat on a similar level as Gandalf slaying the Balrong? Sam's hardcore, fuck.
Frodo is muslim now
>>73063176If this had happened to Kiara you would be shitting on her relentlessly.
>>73063955Don't talk about Stoya like that.
>>73063955Still mogged Frodo
what is sam's power level is he can beat shelob?
>>73063930You couldn't make statements like that now without getting canceled lol
You can love Frodo but you can't ungraduate Frodo
>>73063975she has been horny
Mori Calliope is a breasts vtuber
>>73063908WOMEN??????????
>>73063930God this entire production was so cool, feels borderline supernatural how amazing everything turned out, even the fuckups
Sam doubter status?
would dead beats paint their nails black for their oshi?
>>73063581I have
How the fuck is the Fuwamoco's housing problem not sorted out yet? Where are their managers? Cover also doesn't seem to care about them
You heard her deadbeats, you gotta paint your nails black
I will now paint my nails black for Mori.
>>73063989>MaccasI still associate that with SMT.
>>730640059001
>>7306360X5ABAYO DOXBEAT
>Frodo-sisters called Sam "negligible"
>>73063975Fauna is the only one who shuts up and actually watches the movie, so yes, she's the best
>>73063681AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I thought that big spider knew about sting but I'm probably confusing this part with the one from the hobbit
>>73063992Gandalf and the Balrog have similar power levelsShelob is the daughter of a god and Sam's just a fucking hobbit
Sam is my oshi
>>73063975She keeps making Dark Souls references but I don't think she ever played the games
>>73062847Sounds like something Gura would say
>>73064027That comment is 100% going to make some of them paint their nails black.
>>73063975She's desperate for Gandalf to do anything to her
>then she has her way with themGIWTWM
Shagrat best orc
Jesus Christ Biboo kek
i wish shelob had her way with me...
>>73062836>And she was a good friend
>>73064041Give me 200 macca huehueheue
>>73064021like the banner of Rohan ripping off with the wind in the Two Towers. Just pure coincidence but made it kino
>>73064020I just wanna put my face in them and just BRWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *big inhale* WPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUBABUABUABUAUBAUBUAUBUAUBABAUBy'know?
>>73064033Since when are companies responsible for housing their employees
>Faramir graduation baitingwhat an asshole
>>73064146that's pretty common
>>73064033>Where are their managers?unironically what can they do? lol
>>73064072Why don't you all start wearing wigs and makeup too? Maybe buy a cute dress while you're at it.
DENETHOR KICKED PIPPIN OUT OF GONDORKENSETSU
>>73064027>>73064032>>73064072But she once said that bearded dudes shouldn't paint their nails and I took it to heart
I wonder what those guards who were at the pyre thought after Denethor burns to death
>>73064139same
>>73064139
do they use a giant to drag the hobbit actors for shots like that one where they show the face?or do they edit in the face while dragging a midget?
>>73064132Yeah that's one of the ones that really sticks with me, something that's literally nature and not something with the actors or anything.
>>73064139He's saying what we're all thinking.
>>73064197>better up here than down there
darkest before the dawn...
>>73064197they probably thought Denethor was a bit much
>>73064132That wasn't planned? What the fuck
>>73064209yes
>>73064033thats literally on them for deciding to find a house AFTER going to japan
>>73064184It's true. No girl wants a nigga with painted nails to hold her hand.
>>73064033>How the fuck is the Fuwamoco's housing problem not sorted out yet?they went to japan without a plan they are retarded and moved to soon
>>73064162Denethor is Mama Watson
>>73064182What the fuck are they going to do at MiddleFes then? They're supposed to be part of a unit
>>73064171Only when the company is the one making them relocate. Fuwamoco decided to move to Japan on their own
I HATE HATE HATE THIS SCENE
how does one move to a new country without sorting out housing and shit in prep?
WITCH KING KINO
METAL AS FUCK
This scene is bullshit
>>73064033It takes time to find a home in a foreign country.
>>73064139Reminder kobo and many other holos have got to do exactly that under the guise of hugging her since she is like 6-9 inches taller than most of them.
STAFF LOVE
Holy shit.
>>73063975she cute
>>73064033Can Cover solve Japan's racism problem?
>>73064279By being a retarded dog
AN INTRUDER HAS BOARDED THE TRAIN
LET'S FUCKING GO
Holy shit, why was this scene cut?
SHADOWFAX IS THE LORD OF HORSES WOMAN
>>73064139BASED
HOLY SHIT THE ROHAN COLLAB'S STARTINGTHEODEN ON THE TELLY
>>73064240Yeah, complete coincidence. They then wrote in that scene with Aragorn coming through the gate as the banner falls beside him after.
ENTERRRRRR
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ARE OVERTHE COLLAB HAS FINALLY BEGUN
That's the second time in this movie that a staff has spontaniously explodedThey really need to make their staffs out of stronger stuff
ENTER THE BEST SCENE
that was dumb
>>73061996I bet the original idea for this game was some sort of trying to turn everything into chocolate by controlling a deranged Willy Wonka.
DEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
ENTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit I love this incoming kino
KINO COLLAB NOW
>>73064279How do you propose you move to a new country without going there to sort out housing and shit?
KINO INCOMING
A-chan just got terminated
Women will never understand The Ride of the Rohirrim
PEAK CINEMA INCOMING
>>73064322because it's fucking stupid as hell
I'm gonna cum on all these bearded ladies.
RIDE NOWRIDE NOWRIDE TO GONDOR
>>73064243tbf you can't exactly find a place before goingBut they should have made multiple small trips house hunting instead of assuming everything would work out in one big trip.
IT'S TIME BROS
DEEEEAATTHHHHHHHHH
>>73064322makes nerds mad, as you can see ITT
>be human guy that got a ring and learned magic>beat the guy that was born a wizard in a magic fight
Isn't the Balrog that pre-upgrade Gandalf killed a much more powerful being than the Witch King? This is pure bullshit.
ENTERTHE RIDERS OF ROHAN
Im pretty sure a few tanks could beat that army
Orcbros this was our time...
>>73064391yeah thats what I mean
MAKE THREADS YOU FAGGOTS, MAKE THREADSRITUAL POSTS UP FRONT, BAIT IN BEHIND
>>73064272>>73064280The duality of /vt/
real life armies pretty much had to pump themselves up for death charges like this one
>>73064373youre stupid
>>73064322Because the witch king could NOT DO THAT HES NOWHERE NEAR GANDALFS LEVEL
ROHIRRIM SAVING THE THREAD RIGHT NOW
There's an audio reading of Tolkien reading this scene that's super good
Shiori please stop making unfunny jokes
This is the zenith of Fiction
>>73064322Because Gandalf should be able to absolutely wipe the floor with the Witch King.
How are we feeling about the Rohan collab bros?
A SWORD DAYA RED DAY
>>73064396>hard work vs natural talent
HERE IT COMES
GONDOR-ROHAN COLLAB BROS
ULTRA KINO
RIDE NOW
This is like Haachama's surprise appearance at CtM
DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATH
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATH
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHHH
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
DEATH
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mori is checking for anomalies in that woman's skirt
RIDE FOR RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING! DEATH!
DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHH
DEAAAAAAAAAAAATH
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73064243Well Japan is retarded on that you have to already be in Japan to get a place, but they should of done it over the course of several smaller trips like Bae did I stead if just jumping without looking.
DEATH!
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATH
The most kino scene of all cinema
DEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
DEEAAATTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>73064423So you want them to add a bunch of 14 hour plane rides in to make it go... faster, somehow?
DEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DEAAAAAAATH!
DEEAAAATTHHHH
DEAAATTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DEATTTTTHHHHHHHHHH
DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
>>73064440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZrReZ5H9Q
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAATH
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FORTH EORLINGAS
>>73064398Turn off your power level brainrot
WHO /rideforruin/ HERE?
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY FUCK ALL THOSE PEOPLE
DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KINO
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
FORTH EORLINGAAAAASSSSSS
>Archers readyOH NO NO NO ROHANKEKS
DEATH!!!
>>73062317hey girl
LMAO MORI
>Biboo the only one screaming deathShe knows what's up
I think the staff were even getting nervous during that speech because of how nuts everyone was going with the DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
FORTH CUNNY
I get misty eyed at the ride
Shut up, we’re on break
>Don't use their side-shields to guard the volley.Rohanbros?
>>73064598>ARCHERS IN THE FRONT LINEMORDOR'S NOT SENDING THEIR BRIGHTEST
>>73064602Literally me right now
Please won't somebody please please please think of the ponies.
>>73064570Dumbledore beats Gandalf
GO ROHAN GO
This is why you buy the horse armor DLC
>>73062317>>73064615hey
NIJISIS LOOK LIKE THIS??!!!!X
dumbass orcs didn't even brace much to receive the charge
>another full collab where the Ents don't bother to show up
DEATH DEATH DEATH
Sam Jackson requested the extras who've read the books and could recite the speech to be at the front of the charge because he knew they'd feel the kino of the speech flowing through their veins
>the entire army is heavy cavalrythey be fucked if the orcs had pikes
FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZrReZ5H9Q
those are some brave horses
>>73064531Wouldn't be faster, but it would be more stable and we would get streams when they were home
CAVALRY SWEEPS
I thought Orcs were fearless?
mounted heavy cavalry is fucking op
Cavalry charge into lightly guarded flanks my beloved
MORDOR IS HAVING A MASS GRADUATIONS
If horse riders are so strong, why weren't all armies just made of cavalry?
>My city is under attack>Gandalf can handle it>My son is dead?!>YABBA DABBA DOO GONNA LIGHT MYSELF UP TOO
Now that's a cavalry jharge
Me with Guras cunny juice
>>73064554>>73064681That's the one
Denethor is all lubed up.
>>73064666Ents are still discussing if gondor is a city
donk
reminder that this scene was extremely dangerous to film
STOP DROP AND ROLL
>>73063292>>73063605>>73063930
How many times has Gandalf beat Denathor with a stick?
ENTER LIKE A PHOENIXKIWAWA
>>73064780For you.
DENETHOR LOVE
>>73064792kek
LITERALRETARD
This could have been avoided if Gandalf just fireballed Denethor as soon as he met him
>>73064780it was worth it
SHADOWFAX CLUTCH
Why didn't Faramir burst into flames like Denethor? Wasn't he also covered in oil?
>>73064713because horses are pussies
Telling a old man that you are a grim reaper is probably not a nice thing kek
>>73064710men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
>>73064780Nothing will ever be more dangerous or more based than Ben Hur's actual chariot race
>>73064787RUN JUMP AND FLY
YT JUST GAVE ME THE NOTIFICATION FOR AMEOKE.FUCK YOU NEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
GET FUCKED DENETHORRIP IN PISS
KIKKERIKKIIIIIIIIIIIIII
denethor indifference
Why didnt Gandalf use a Water Spell?
THEY DO NOT FEAR DEATH
At least Denethor had a really cool death
>>73064837He sees through the bullshit
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>73064713battle horses were really really expensive
Denethor ran half a mile while on fire just to jump off the citadel
>>73064833Nah, Faramir was covered in sweat
Denethor had to run quite a bit to reach the edge of the cliff.
I want to play the Medieval 2 LOTR mod again now
Haradrim Project is the fucking worst dude
>>73064792naisu
Kiara POV
KIARA DON'T LOOK
Those are big olifants
You're beautiful Fauna
FAUNA SWEEP
DON'T LOOK, KIARA
KEK Fauna
What is Fauna's obsession with Elephants
ENTEROILYPHANTS
KIARA DONT LOOK
ENTER MINORITIES
>they're beautifulKIARA DON'T LOOK
Actual depiction of Fauna's AOE2 gameplay
OLIPHAUNTS???
The AoE2 collab...
If elephant riders are so strong, why weren't all armies just made of elephant cavalry?
MORE ELEPHANTS
Don't look KIARA
ENTERTHE DIVERSITY
KIARA'S KRYPTONITE
FUCKIN' ROBOSAS
KIARA CLOSE THE STREAM
ENTER MUMAKIL
They should do a Master and Commander watchalong next
PROOOOOOOOH :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
war elephants are bullshitthe macedonians easily learned to counter them
Is Mori's grandmother actually Ame after untold amounts of time fuckery?
>>73064713Horses are not going to charge into large pike formations. There's a reason why heavy cavalry armies were only a thing in the high middle ages, and everything before and after was all infantry.
>>73064713They were really strong. Extraordinarily expensive and required lots of training, but they were basically the tanks of their time.
This seems familiar somehow
Kiara is literally Theoden in this scene
FUCKING ELEPHANTS
KFP...
watching Mori play Sshinkansen is making my head ache. she's worse than IRyS
okay, seriously, what the FUCK was Theoden's plan here?
>>73062748its still shocking how many careers rely on that shitty free software
>>73064980If tanks are so strong, why aren't all armies just made of tank units?
they are kinda op
Just fucking shoot some flaming arrows at the elephants, it's like these noobs have never played total war.
>>73064884he's fire wizard, Galadriel was the one with water ring
ElephantCHADS saving your orc asses
>>73065040Kiara...Reine...
Why not outmanouver the ouliphants and hit them from behind?
>>73064980theyre only strong the first time you encounter them>This time the Romans came prepared with flammable weapons and anti-elephant devices: these were ox-drawn wagons, equipped with long spikes to wound the elephants, pots of fire to scare them, and accompanying screening troops who would hurl javelins at the elephants to drive them away.
Kiara...
>>73064949>My only regret is I didn't fuck enough pussy
>>73065073death
>>73065011That is legitimately a movie they can't understand. The only woman that I've ever seen get it is my mom and she doesn't count because she is a tomboy.
>>73065025I'd fucking love a collab where mori talks about crazy shit her grandma said with Ame.
>>73064868kek
Where the fuck did Peter Jackson find these big ass elephants?
>everyone screaming for KFPWhat do you faggots want?
>>73064667I wanna kiss Marine
Is this scene the reason why Kiara didn't want to join the watchalong?
>>73065073He got surprised. If he knew about it he'd probably have some fire ready
>>73065086ABAYO NIGGER
>>73065073They screamed "DEATH" earlier, I don't think he planned on surviving
>>73064713That's like asking why all armies aren't just made of tanks
>>73065086>when you say "the city is ours!" and he gives you that haradrim stare
Did anyone in the movie have more fun than this guy? Dude was like a Mad Max character
>oh ouchie my ear oww
>>73065118My mom also gets the movie
>>73064713Gotta have some semblance of balance otherwise Paladins, Mage Knights, Lords etc would dominate the field.
>>73065170Well?
>elephant on elephant violencefauna thats racist lol
>>73065086DON'T DELETE
>>73065073Plan?
>>73065170Why aren't they
aiiieeeee kiara dont look
>Attack on TitansKek
>>73065118I tried watching that movie 3 times and I fell asleep every time.
>>73065086
>>73065170Well, why aren't they?
Why is the elephant such a stupid shit that it just keeps walking forward into its own brother?
>>73064929>>73064933>>73064944>>73064949>>73064953>>73064965>>73064969>>73064973>>73064978>>73064986>>73064997>>73065003>>73065038>>73065050>>73065066>>73065097>>73065100Just funposting right?
>>73065086OH NO NO NO
>>73064648YOU GOTTA SHOOT THEM EARLIER
So why do all these minorities fight for Sauron, anyway?
>>73065214So true sister
Grey as a mouse,Big as a house,Nose like a snake,I make the earth shake,As I tramp through the grass;Trees crack as I pass.With horns in my mouthI walk in the South,Flapping big ears.Beyond count of yearsI stump round and round,Never lie on the ground,Not even to die.Oliphaunt am I,Biggest of all,Huge, old, and tall.If ever you’d met meYou wouldn’t forget me.If you never do,You won’t think I’m true;But old Oliphaunt am I,And I never lie.
>>73064857
>Theoden forgot to toggle his cavalry to ranged skirmish mode before engaging the elephants
GO MERRY GO
>>73065011I have never seen it or been interested in seeing it.
>>73065214its okay to admit you're retarded and im proud of you. the books are better though.
HOBBITS FIGHT LIKE THAT??
>>73065231Its kinda like Mori Mogged posting at this point
>touching handsWoah Mori
TOTAL ORC DEATH
>>73065231Yes, I actually really enjoyed the AoE2 stream and I wish that they'd do another.
>>73065231I wonder how big oliphant dicks are
Good thing Kiara wasn't in the watchalong, the elephants would have given her PTSD
>>73065129lemme get a 8 piece bucket, some biscuits, and a side oe mashed potatoes
HE LITERALLY HAS A BUSTED ENCHANTED SWORD
>>73065199see the Ukraine war
MERRYGODS
Elefauna cute