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>> No.73031837
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73031837

I love my wife so much!!

>> No.73031929 [SPOILER] 
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73031929

Gurass

>> No.73032066

>>73031832
Rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>> No.73032457
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73032457

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.73032614
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73032614

I need to sexually bully this creature T u T

>> No.73032634
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73032634

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.73032709
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73032709

Sometimes when in bed I curl up my blanket into a snuggly ball and pretend it’s Gura and tightly hug it and give it a little goodnight kiss and snuggle my face with it.

>> No.73032768
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73032768

Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.73032866

APRIL FOOLS

>> No.73033016

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.73033175

Guuraaa, come out and play!

>> No.73033197
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73033197

I'm tempted to buy factorio

>> No.73033244
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73033244

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>> No.73033713
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>> No.73033732
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73033732

Big fan of this pic. Looks like Gura is tearing off the limbs of the dino to eat while the dino screams in agony. Very funny.

>> No.73033828
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>>73033732

>> No.73034120

Love the shark.
Do it now.

>> No.73034279

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>> No.73034310

Another week with no communication from Gura.

>> No.73034312
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>> No.73034372

I do love Gura and like watching her content.

>> No.73034484

>>73034372
>>73034279
What content?

>> No.73034543
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73034543

>>73034120

>> No.73034584
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73034584

>>73032457
samen

>> No.73034697
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73034697

>>73034120
ok

>> No.73034894
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73034894

>>73032614

>> No.73034908
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>>73034120
praise slut

>> No.73035051
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73035051

sex with Gura

>> No.73035591

>>73034908
oh new tenroy set dropped, nice.

>> No.73035855

>>73034120
https://files.catbox.moe/55v2ik.png

>> No.73036219
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73036219

>>73031929
SNIFFFFF

>> No.73036383

>>73035855
Finally someone munching gura it’s the most realistic scenario

>> No.73036826
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73036826

>>73036383
>Finally
You mean nobody has done that before? That is criminal.

>> No.73037267

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>> No.73037853
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73037853

>>73035591
now to wait for the bratty seduction doujin to kick off.

>> No.73037987

Gura has the voice of a prepubescent boy.

>> No.73038900

>>73034484
She has hundreds of streams and videos. Who said it was new content? I know some retard would make this comment, lol.

>> No.73039050
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>> No.73039176
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73039176

>chumbuds want to fuck this

>> No.73039410

>>73039176
ye

>> No.73040426

Gooba lies, chumbshrimps cries

>> No.73040716

>>73040426
She's such a liar, finally someone says it and dinalbuds eat it up and make up their own head cannon, but I'll go and say what most won't. GURA HAS A bushy pucci ToT

>> No.73041082

Gura is bare down there

>> No.73041213
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73041213

I think my chameleon is going to be fine. Can't wait for his summer colors to come in.

>> No.73041506

>>73041082
More like bear down down, with how GRIZZLY her pucci is.

>> No.73041560

I don't like it when people pick on her...

>> No.73041833
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73041833

Gura but she's naked and kissing me while lining up my cock with her cunny.

>> No.73041944

>>73041560
Same desu. Gura activates my protect instincts more than anyone else

>> No.73042233 [SPOILER] 
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73042233

>>73041944
I can protect her. She's cute.

>> No.73042603

I need to get strong so I can kidnap Gura and keep her safe in a castle.

>> No.73042802
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73042802

She and I give each other power. We're basically married.

>> No.73042997

>>73042603
Strength should be last on that checklist. You have to find then acquire said castle. May or may not need to outfit it with traps. You need to tame and/or raise a dragon to defend it. You have to stock the castle with enough food for both of them while at the same making sure they can’t eat each other’s food. Let’s not forget the dresses you have to prepare. If you want to go above and beyond you’ll need a moat or a singular bridge that connects the area. Then you have to build up the strength to kidnap her. Disney makes it look easy but there are a lot of steps. Let’s not forget taking the whole world you have her and daring challengers to take her back

>> No.73043030

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

>> No.73043305
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73043305

Does Gura get turned on by feet too? Does she think my feet are kinky? I’ve never been sexualized before and I don’t know how to feel about it

>> No.73043383

>>73042233
Magical girl gura being bullied by Utena would be to sad. I already get sad at magenta bullying as it is.

>> No.73043394

>>73043305
>Does Gura get turned on by feet too?
Nope, according to her, she hates everything that has to do with feets, other than oh, feet, they are there, listen to her full foot fetish story, sorry to burst your bubble cumbud

>> No.73043571
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73043571

>Gura doesn’t think my feet are sexy

>> No.73043609

>>73043383
Magenta deserves it more than azure

>> No.73044241
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73044241

Why’s it so frickin slow in here today. Come on. Do something.

>> No.73044300

Imagine how many used panties she's got thrown around on her floor!

TuT

>> No.73044417

>>73044241
STREAM BITCH

happy?

>> No.73044600

>>73044241
Its c word

>> No.73044633

Why is she so obsessed and weird about eggs? 1 period of her life she had her egg-cooker in the bathroom instead of the kitchen, one stream she took a break between 2 games and went and got her egg-cooker and cooked egg next to her while streaming, then ate 1 egg at a time spread out over an hour, when she makes omelette she uses 2 eggwhites and 1 yolk, etc etc, why is she so obsessed with eggs and why does she behave so weirdly around them?

>> No.73044657

>>73044241
>Friday, big news dropped or drama (I’m assuming), no Gura
This is what you get when all the schizos are gone and the regulars got pushed away by said schizos. It won’t speed up until gura news or schizos return. Be happy with the brief reprieve

>> No.73044669
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73044669

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>> No.73044759

>>73044633
eggs are nummy and easy to make

>> No.73044822
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73044822

MY wife

>> No.73044843

>>73044633
Idk, maybe she needed the protein, she "recently" said that she stopped doing that though which slightly disappointed me, because eggs are really good for you. they even have a bit of vitamin d, so you could just eat a dozen eggs a day if you don't want to get it from sunlight.

>> No.73044864
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73044864

MY Gurandma.

>> No.73044894

>>73044759
>>73044843
Yes, but why is she so weird around them though?

>> No.73044895
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73044895

If Gura eats eggs a lot that means she cuts some pretty terrible gassers.

>> No.73044914
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>> No.73044995

>>73044914
>I want to fuck this

>> No.73045080
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73045080

Are you a chumbabooey?

>> No.73045106

>>73044895
Gura is one of the only women who's farts I want to huff.

>> No.73045233
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73045233

I want to be an egg, specifically one of Guras eggs

>> No.73045275

>>73044894
What is she normal around?

>> No.73045309

>>73044241
But I like it slow. It just gets weird and dumb when things are fast for no real reason.

>> No.73045375

It's weird that it has been 0 signs of life since Taiwan, nada, is she even alive?

>> No.73045482

>>73043305
Yeah, she's pretty transparent about it.

>> No.73045556

>>73045482
So hypothetically if I sent Gura a picture of my bare feet, it would be like a female sending me a cleavage pic?

>> No.73045685

>>73045556
Yeah, because a female have no equivalent to feets

>> No.73045854

Gura came home from Taiwan only to find that squatters had taken over her home & now she is homeless in the streets of Alaska, poor girl

>> No.73045959
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73045959

What do you guys get from Wendys? They took away my nacho borgar and I don’t know what to get anymore

>> No.73046017

>>73045959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONn7lNA89wU

I don't live in burger-land, isn't Wendys considered low tier?

>> No.73046026

>>73045959
5 dollar bugge bag burger with ghost pepper nuggies and large chille bowl.

>> No.73046028

>>73041213
Grongus... did you take this?

>> No.73046042
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73046042

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>> No.73046055

>>73045556
Only if they're high quality feet. She doesn't want ugly feet.

>> No.73046101

>>73046017
NTA, but nah, it's in the upper half at the least. Most people would rank it upper 5 percent of fast food.

>> No.73046171

>>73046017
It's fast food and thus low tier by default but among fast food it's above trash like McDonald's and burger King. It's solidly mid low tier.

>> No.73046188

Any cumbud that wants to play either AoE2 or EE2? I am low tier trash, have not played the games in like 10 years, just got a hit of nostalgia

>> No.73046257
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>>73046017
Low-tier in what context? I’d say more people like Wendys than Burger King if that helps. In terms of food quality, it’s on par with McDonalds - just your typical fast food.

>> No.73046277

>>73042997
Strength is the first thing, then use that strength to accomplish all else.

>> No.73046568

>>73046257
McD is worse by far

>> No.73046662
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73046662

>>73045375
buried under tons of rubble...

>> No.73046810
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73046810

>>73046568
Big Mac or QPC with a large coke is a hard combo to beat, chumbie

>> No.73046813
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73046813

>>73045959
>>73046017
>>73046257
Wendeez nuts

>> No.73046868

>>73046813
wheezes

>> No.73046905
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73046905

my wife

>> No.73046992

Who did Gura unfollow/suspended account this time?

>> No.73047082
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73047082

Are we all creepy perverts?

>> No.73047099
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73047099

>>73046992
>>73014133
>>73014338
>>73014520

>> No.73047154

>>73047082
>*Li touchí*

>> No.73047219
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73047219

Child

>> No.73047303

>>73046017
That’s a weird statement to make unless you live in some third world shit hole. You should know the answer or be praying for rain

>> No.73047361

What tastes worse, fish or human shirako?

>> No.73047467
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73047467

>>73047361
C’mere you

>> No.73047500

>>73047361
Gura's shirako is extra stinky

>> No.73047528

Been gone since the 24th. Any news? Streams soon? ...Please?

>> No.73047538

>>73046257
Not all fast food is created equally and not all franchises are created equally. On average Burger King keeps the same decent quality with a few stand outs while Wendy’s can go from inedible to high tier. Even chic fil a and in-and out have had bad franchises though you could guess who’s ruining it

>> No.73047612
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>> No.73047645
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73047645

>>73047528

>> No.73047696
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>>73047538
>though you could guess who’s ruining it
I knew the Jews were up to no good

>> No.73047720
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>> No.73047738

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>> No.73047739
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>>73015591
>>73014520
I may tell you why, an artist has a breakdown simply from the lack of interaction and feedback from others. Being an artist is extremely lonesome and nobody cares about how much time and effort you put on a piece. You sacrifice your free time to draw and when it's finally done there isn't a pot of gold waiting for you instead it's a disappointment followed by a disenchantment because these drawings will not put food on the table for you. Eventually, after multiple heartaches as a final fuck you to the world he deletes and nukes everything. They need lots of love and attention otherwise they'll move on to somewhere else that'll nurture them with attention.

>> No.73047753

>>73047720
>*Le touché*

>> No.73047846

>>73047738
>*Lo touchõ*

>> No.73047936
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>> No.73048034

>>73047739
sounds like a woman

>> No.73048149

>>73047739
He should just draw more Gura instead of random garbage then

>> No.73048334
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73048334

This pic goes hard

>> No.73048470
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73048470

nice art

>> No.73048681

>>73048470
Honestly this is a gooba classic. It radiates comfy vibes

>> No.73048690

I just watched a VOD where Gura said she have eaten 3lbs of Strawberries in one sitting, is that possible for someone that weighs 3lbs herself?

>> No.73048885

>>73047739
And that's why you should sub to their fanboxes if you have the cash.

>> No.73049116

>>73048885
You don't even have to do that, just simply leave a comment about how much you liked the piece. They'll read it and if you don't get a reply back it's because they're shy and not used to receiving something personal. They may also think you're a bot so describe what you liked about the piece.

>> No.73049118

>>73048885
Maybe they should get a real job

>> No.73049303

>>73048690
>1 lbs of strawberries is only 150 calories
Gura please eat some protein...

>> No.73049376

>>73049116
Most of the artists I like already get twitter comments and the ones that don't are making stuff so generic that there's nothing to comment other than "cute gooba" which I feel is communicated by the like button.

>> No.73049520 [DELETED] 
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73049520

found old soundpost

>> No.73049526

i hope she drink mango

>> No.73049545

>>73049376
>the ones that don't are making stuff so generic that there's nothing to comment
I want to know what do you want or expect to see illustrated?

>> No.73049580

>>73049520
I miss cream of potato poster

>> No.73049581

Hey gymbros:

1) I have never ever looked at how much a bench, i know what plates i use, when those get to light i just add one small plate and call it a day, never counted what the total is, gymbros constantly asks the classic: "How much you bench bro", and i always answer that i have no idea, they get so fucking upset because for some fucking reason knowing how much OTHER people bench is absurdly important to them

2) I HATE tapers, gymbros are obsessed with tapers; "Nice taper bro", "Deff for 1 week for that nice waist to shoulder ratio bro", "Dude, that taper is out of this world dude", TAPER is by far the ugliest body-shape, why the fuck would you want to look like an upside down Dorito?

Thanks for coming to my TED talk, also, i kinda starting to miss Gura

>> No.73049589

>>73049545
Cunny.

>> No.73049622

>>73049580
looks like sound is ded

>> No.73049643

>>73049545
Gura making out with Gawr

>> No.73049938

>>73049581
The bar by itself is 45 pounds. You’re supposed to record how much you lift, that’s how you increase weight. I never hear about taper. Sounds like a buzzword gay people use. Like literally gay, not metaphorically. I would disregard anyone who uses that word because they’re just trying to be flirty with you.

>> No.73049966
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73049966

>>73044895
>>73045106

>> No.73050010
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>> No.73050052

>>73049938
>The bar by itself is 45 pounds. You’re supposed to record how much you lift, that’s how you increase weight.

>>73049581
>i know what plates i use, when those get to light i just add one small plate and call it a day

These are functionally the same, the values/number means nothing, the resistance/work is what matters

>> No.73050064
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73050064

>>73049589
Very well.
https://files.catbox.moe/7puttj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/beb3kw.png
>>73049643
I meant in terms of what to avoid being generic.

>> No.73050106

>>73049581
People that ask that want a win, most people go to the gym to get through their shit and go home. I should preface it with some people keep track for losing weight or a sense of accomplishment but those people also want to mind their business and go home. Anyone coming to you for anything except help is doing it for ego or to fuck you
Second statement is also ego, girls like it so guys think they like it which I’ll always consider pretty gay. Good chance they were actually gay.
I also miss gura

>> No.73050202
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73050202

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>> No.73050279
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73050279

>>73050064
I'm not an artist you can either have an exceptionally cool style or content that isn't gao pose #9094. Literally just browse art for a while and do anything different, anything at all. Here is a picture of Gura sitting on a plane for some reason.

>> No.73050487
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I just lift the weight.

>> No.73050489

>>73050279
>Here is a picture of Gura sitting on a plane for some reason.
What made you like it enough to save it? Was it because no one else was drawing planes with her?

>> No.73050502

if i get a macaroni out of the pot and it isn't done should i spit it back into the pot or eat it anyway?

>> No.73050595

>>73050489
It would be savable even if she wasn't on a plane. That's a cute Goob and I have pretty low standards. The plane is just a bonus.

>> No.73050727

>>73050052
Listen. I’ll lay it out for you one time so pay attention.
Find your max. You’ll need someone to spot you. What’s the heaviest you can bench for 1 full complete rep. That’s your max. You only lift your max once a month because of how much it exhausts your muscles.
Your weight lifting on regular days should be between 75 to 90 percent of your max. The lower the percentage, the higher number of reps you do. A typical high rep set (75% your max) is 5 x 8. A typical heavy rep set (90%) is 5 x 3.
There you go.

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>> No.73050902

Why doesn't this stupid fucking bitch stream
Lazy shark cunt

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Reminder that Gura eats the entire strawberry, leaves and all. I love my weird sharkwife

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>>73051638

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>>73051638
I love this faggot so much.

>> No.73051881

>gymbros
>when you don't even have to be fit to lift my wife
keep wasting your life I guess

>> No.73051970

>>73051881
enjoy dying at 60

>> No.73052032

>>73051970
There's nothing good waiting for you at 80. Trust me.

>> No.73052148

>>73052032
are you really old? I don't believe it

>> No.73053440
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life is pretty awful already, I only expect it to get worse once my body starts breaking down when I get older, the future seems bleak and out of my control. so yeah I'm getting fit for my shark wife, but dying earlier would probably prevent a lot of suffering, unless there is an afterlife and it's even worse than this world.

>> No.73053827

>>73053440
nah life is good and you can maintain a good quality of life when old if you aren't a lazy piece of shit, barring getting fucked by genetics

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It’s been too quiet. I fear a storm is upon us, chumbies.

>> No.73054738

>>73054671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d77JqpDlNAo
here watch this

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What other fruits does Gura enjoy beyond strawberries and mangos?

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>>73054757
The forbidden fruit.

>> No.73054891

>>73054738
I wish I was a crow.

>> No.73054998

>>73054738
Aren’t crows regarded as highly intelligent? Like dolphin-tier intelligence?

>> No.73055009

>>73047500
Yeah, mine.

>> No.73055261

>>73054757
she's talked about fruits she likes but i cant remember. its been so long

>> No.73055285

>>73054998
I watched a video last night on how crows and other corvids have a similar level of intelligence to a 7 year old. My cockatiels are complete dookie brains in comparison

>> No.73055311

>>73054671
What the threadshitting?
It's always come in waves, there's no use worrying about it.

>> No.73055458

>>73055285
Cover should put a flock of crows in charge of Gura's channel to increase the average IQ

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>>73055311
Always seemed silly to me. Always with oh it's those hours, or oh it's that time of day again. Either venting or actual shitposts comes when it comes and goes when it goes, who cares.

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>>73055285
Do your cockatiels have different personalities

>> No.73055621

>>73031832
The Gawr Gura Experience compilation is gone from YT? I can only find her reaction from birthday stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-cPaQoGW4o&t=1s

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>>73054757
She loves Peaches

>> No.73055668

>>73055621
>The Gawr Gura Experience compilation is gone from YT?
How meta.

>> No.73055674

>You come home from work
>"Hey, how was your day?"
>Gura's in the kitchen making cream of potato soup
>There's holes in the garden where some potatoes used to be
>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside
>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself
>"you have to try these apples, they're delicious"
>you take one, it's incredibly fresh and juicy
>you kiss her then head upstairs to change
>her soft singing follows you upstairs
>come back down, the soups done
>chat about your day while enjoying cream of potato

>> No.73055708

>>73055569
One is a timid asshole and the other one is a meek perch potato

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>>73055674

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>>73055708
Cyuute. Timid asshole is just like me fr.

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>>73055674
>Gura holds up dirty potatoe she just dug up in the neighbors yard.
>”You have to try these apples, they're delicious"
Why is she like this.

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>>73054757
these are all the mentions I could find by searching for "berry", "berries" and "fruit"
>strawberries (overwhelming amount of mentions obviously), bananas, mango
>favourite artificial flavour: banana, cherry, blue rapsberry, anything with fruit
>cranberry cookies, apple pie, spice pumpkin cookie
>blueberry pie/crumble
>grapefruit juice
>fruit mochi
>holocure the big one - turned into a fruit shark today: blueberries, almost ate an entire cantaloupe by herself, watermelon, grapes, blueberries

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>>73055621
it's gone, no reason stated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zC7j8nuZYk

>> No.73056537

>>73056020
gura always fruitmaxing her poops must be pure liquid outside of the strawberry leafage

>> No.73056843

>>73056257
Haha just like Gura

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>>73056843
haha, yeah...

>> No.73057465

I think my dog is an anti

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>>73056257
I don't think it's just the Gooba video missing. Did the channel get nuked or something?

>> No.73057844

>Advent girls and Fauna doing a LOTR watchalong
I wish Gura would have watched the movies with us..

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My new pants* are itchy and I don't know how to fix it
*skirt

>> No.73057968

>>73057838
No idea, i digged a bit but i couldn't find channel name. It wasn't on Holodex approved list so you can't get url that way

>> No.73058060

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>73057899

>> No.73058224

>>73057899
burn them and then post pits

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>>73058060

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>>73057838
>>73057968
I got some info from reaction channels (still feeling dirty for opening those).
It was made by this channel, still active, but all Holo videos are deleted. No idea why, YT was fine with those for years. Cover?
https://www.youtube.com/@Morphoduction/videos
Also, there was multiple vids like that (links in his description)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67MAdrl6v4Q

>> No.73058807

Is she actually dead? I don't mean it jokingly/ironically, i am actually kinda worried :/ No sign of life in ages

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I don’t ever wanna feeeeeel - like I did that day
Take me to the place I loooove - take me all the way

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>>73058717
Looks more like they decided to change their content than something to do with Cover and copyright. Shame that the original videos are gone though.

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>>73057465
Why is that
And more importantly, have you arranged to have the mutt euthanized

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>>>/pol/464084753

>> No.73061645

>>73061336
Based shrimp keepers

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>>73057465
Time to pull an Old Yeller, anon

>> No.73061799

>>73061717
Yeah, and please take me behind the barn too while you're at it, life without Goobastank is insufferable

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>>73057465
>>73060888
>>73061717
>>73061799

>> No.73062647

>>73062051
Nooo chumbie, he meant kill the dog behind the barn, not fuck it!

>> No.73062856

chumbies...

>> No.73062952

Thread speeds up and schizos pop out

>> No.73062985
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>>73062647
He can do both
The order isn't important

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>>73062985
Plz don’t fuck my dead dog, mister

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>>73063078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bc37fvxVwg

>> No.73063913

what is gura doing now, later, tomorrow and the day after?

>> No.73063960
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Big. Fat. Sharktail.

>> No.73064062
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>>73063913
me

>> No.73064082

>>73063913
Me

>> No.73064154

>>73064062 (You)
>>73064082 (You)
I wrote both of these

>> No.73064470
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73064470

A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!"
Gura bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them. In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life.

>> No.73064688

>>73064470
Did you think a perfect girl could come from anywhere above ground?

>> No.73064781

>>73063622
The body posture and eye movement is so good in this

>> No.73064784

>>73064470
seriously where can i find a girlfriend like gura? without the tail is fine, i just want the warmth of a tiny womanchild. TuT

>> No.73064858

>>73064784
Preschool

>> No.73064869

>>73064154
you're damn right I did!

>> No.73065273

Fuck it, i'm moving to Beltbuckle

>> No.73065361

>>73064784
I have known more than a few girls that size, most of whom whores, but still. Actually one of them almost got their bf arrested because from the back he looked like a pedo kidnapping her. Had to show the police her ID. Just saying if she dressed the way I seen her the same way she went on that date the people who called the cops might need their histories checked

>> No.73065487

>>73065273
don't do it that place is a shithole

>> No.73065659

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1776390629506867572
enjoying my after-workout session

>> No.73065802

Getting drunk, playing hell divers, and missin gura. Let's go buds.

>> No.73066013
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>>73065802
I'm adding porn mods to rimworld right now

>> No.73066025

>>73065802
for democracy!

>> No.73066112

>>73066013
which ones? rim/safejobworld?

>> No.73066244

>>73066112
Rimjobworld and some extra addons. Apparently 1.5 is soon? I hope that doesn't break everything

>> No.73066310

>>73066244
new dlc is coming out, looks like it's SCP inspired

>> No.73066926
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>>73066310
Looks kinda neat. I'll have to pick it up later, I haven't really explored the other dlc too much.

>> No.73066967

>>73066244
>rimjobworld
kek is that really a name for a mod?
reminds me of rapesector, for a game that no chumbud in /ggg/ probably knows

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>>73066967
I think 80% of /ggg/ watches sseth

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>> No.73067624

does gura's fanbase have an annoying clique that ruins things like some other girls have?

>> No.73067697

>>73067624
Yes, they are called chumbuds, cumbuds & yesbuds, 98% of Guras fanbase ruins things

>> No.73067781

Okay, time to talk about her key-switches...WHY THE FRICK is she still using MX switches? She talked about her MX Reds fondly in the "shaboin" stream, MX Reds, seriously? She is a billionaire and using basic bitch switches?

Here are some superior linear switches that she should upgrade to:

Invokeys Matcha Latte or Black Sesame (super cringy names, almost as cringe as going to Starbucks, but despite the name they feel & sound amazingly)

Gateron Milky Yellow, most bang for the buck switches

Gateron Oil King or Black ink v2, the safe options

Wuque Studios Morandi

PLEASE Gura, i am so sick and tired of your shitty sounding keyboard, give it away to Guantanamo Bay to be used to torture the infidels....

>> No.73067829
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Gay schizo is back

>> No.73068161

>>73067829
Thanks for warning us about your presence

>> No.73068412

>>73068161
>>73067829
kek

>> No.73068448

>>73065659
TuT

>> No.73068456
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would you?

>> No.73068527

>>73068456
ye

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>>73068456
ye

>> No.73068636

>>73068456
ye

>> No.73068756
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>>73068456
I'm not a furry. Would

>> No.73068789

>>73068456
ye

>> No.73068799

>>73068456
I only want to sniff and rub her soft fuzzy tummy.

>> No.73068858

>>73068456
Not a furry but yes just for Gura.

>> No.73069431

Enough is enough, how big is Guras dicks?

>> No.73069553

>>73069431
not that big, but she has 2

>> No.73069949

>>73069431
as big as you want them to be

>> No.73070167
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I want her tiny hands to assault me.

>> No.73070234

>>73070167
I don't like you anymore

>> No.73070241

>>73070167
same desu

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>>73068556

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>>73070255

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>>73070379

>> No.73070813

>>73070760
gurapeon butthole

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>>73070234
What did I do wrong?...

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I want to make another ham sandwich

>> No.73071220
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>>73071109
I want to be sandwiched by Gura's thighs

>> No.73071388

I had a traumatic event today.

>> No.73071519

>>73071388
but that's every day?

>> No.73071675

>>73071519
No, like extra traumatic, i had a hemorrhoid burst and it bled a ton.

>> No.73071807

>>73071675
My condolences, my butthole clenched a little bit reading that.

>> No.73071978

>>73071675
I had the same problem a while back, super annoying since i could not stuff anything in my butt for over a month

>> No.73072110

>>73071220
Hey Lois! Check out this cool kid on the internet who wants to be sandwiched between Gura's thighs.

Hehehehehe, that is quite a strange thing to be sandwiching between the thighs of a 2D character, but hey, who am I to judge?

>> No.73072113

>>73071807
Thank you, I'd like to not have it happen again if possible.

>> No.73072202

>>73071978
That's tragic.

>> No.73072204

>>73071675
The real Gura wrote this, i am 92,9% sure, i can feel HER

>> No.73072338

>>73072204
>thinking Gura starts a sentence in uppercase letters
ngmi...

>> No.73072385

>>73072204
Holy crap! You really think that the real Gura wrote that message? That is amazing! I have a feeling you might be right, because it just seems like something Gura would say!

I tell ya what, I'm gonna see if I can get in touch with Gura and find out if she wrote that message. This could be big news!

>> No.73072449

>>73072385
Gura wrote this too

>> No.73072481
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>> No.73072531

my butt is safe

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>>73072204
Oh nyo, I've been caught!
Chumbies, can one of you chew off the rest of my hemorrhoids?

>> No.73072716

>>73072644
Holy crap! Lois, look at this!

Some guy wanted me to have Gura chew off his hemorrhoids so he wouldn't be caught for faking to be Gura! I think this is even crazier than the original guy who wanted Gura to sandwich him between her thighs.

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>>73072531
I beg to differ.

>> No.73073187

Gura let me violate you
Gura let me desecrate you
Gura let me penetrate you
Gura let me complicate you

Gura broke apart my insides
(Help me) Gura got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Gura wanna feel me from the inside
Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Guras whole existence is flawed
Gura get me closer to God

>> No.73073290

>>73072531
Not for long, than pink star fish is mine....

>> No.73073776

Sex with this fembud?
https://files.catbox.moe/7x6ajl.png

>> No.73073936

Why is catbox the ONLY website on the internet that gets a DNS resolve error for me, i flushed my DNS cache and everything, so annoying, someone posted a website to search for the images through it but i forgot it :/

>> No.73074281

>>73073936
Try turning it off and on again.

>> No.73074566

>>73073776
That fembud has a lot of makeup on

>> No.73074583

>>73073776
No.

>> No.73074635

>>73074583
My post.

>> No.73074644

>>73073936
I think it's cause people use it to do bad things and the stuff that is supposed to catch those freak out until it gets resolved.

>> No.73075653

hewwo?

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>>73075653

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>>73075653

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>>73075653
>>73075680
hewwo~

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>>73075653

>> No.73076281
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chumbies, i drank my pee! it was warm and tasted watery.

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>>73075653

>> No.73076362

>>73076281
Gura wrote this. At this point i am sure that Gura writes atleast 31,1459% of all the posts in ggg

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>>73076281
c-can I have a sip?

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>> No.73076881

>>73076281
Liar. Pee doesn't taste watery. It tastes like corn nuts.

>> No.73076893

Gura needs a Monster, she is thirsty

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I want her "special" monster

>> No.73077225

>>73076881
yeah a bit corny, or like stale hay

>> No.73077302

>>73076881
maybe he drank lots of water unlike your dehydrated ass

>> No.73078650

Hello?

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