/gem/ - Koseki Bijou General

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>Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@KosekiBijou
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kosekibijou

>Streams
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE-PzwBHyhk
Previous stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGNklu0rF_o
Debut stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpAQib0T5v0

>Shorts/music/unarchived streams
https://rentry.org/n2ezp

>Merch
https://rentry.org/6d6mm

>Intro/starter newpebble guide
https://rentry.org/82c8e

Do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report and rock on.

>Previous
>>72968719

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Schjewel

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Thanks for baking.
>stream ends
Pain.

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biboo repeating mori right now was so cute damn

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Bibirth SOON

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>OR I'LL KILL YOU
>She'll kill you! :D

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Violent advertising!

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How does Biboo just naturally make everything so fucking cute.

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That was a good stream.

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Gemwife is too strong. It's nice to actually hear her be talkative and banter around with the other girls, very wholesome

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>>73013079
Yeah, mega comfy. Only wish it had started a bit earlier

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Today was a good biboo day.
Goodnight, I love biboo.

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>>73013168
Mori is on a different timezone so it makes sense.

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>>73013284
She has quite a strict schedule and won't usually early stream unless she has a recording

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How many times have you watched Kyoufuu All Back today, pebbles?

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The rrats in global are puzzling.

If Gura actually hated Biboo and wanted her to fail all she'd have to do is collab frequently with everyone in advent except for Biboo.

If she actually has intent in her heart to sabotage Biboo then she's been silly ineffective at accomplishing that. Occam's razor says those anons are just schizo.

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>>73013408
I unironically watch it once when I get up and once before I go to bed, but sometimes it's just on loop. It's very cute and the easter eggs are a nice touch

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>>73013550
Ludakano definitely earned his paycheck and Biboo's cute loli voice was literally made for that song

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>>73013408
I've watched it eighty times. Five times per hour, because only five of your views per hour are counted on Youtube, after that it's considered looping and your views are ignored and your account is potentially flagged as suspicious. I also listen to it at least at 51% volume so I get fully considered for the view. Stay on the same tab too so that it knows I'm fully engaged and not listening in the background, thus boosting engagement. Lastly, I always make sure to create a new account when I listen to it so that I can write a comment and a like, further signal boosting that I enjoyed the content the Youtube algorithm.

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>>73013898
I actually kneel if you're not bullshitting, thats kpop stan levels of boosting

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>>73013898
Least dedicated pebblephile

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I was playing mega man legends 2 while watching the collab on my second monitor, that was a max comfy time
I played Legends 1 back when it came out and I was like 7, first time playing 2. The series aged like wine

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>>73013898
I will now do exactly this, you have motivated me

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>>73014110
That's me on the left

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>>73014310
Hi biboo!

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>>73014215
A day will come when biboo will play some classic games, since she'll run out of new stuff.
For me personally I'd love to see banjo kazooie or Majora's mask, both are on the switch store

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>>73013898
if you watch in the short form wont it be able to boost it even more since you're expected to be looping it?

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I know this is very rude to do and feel free to delete this but I don't think biboo's mixer is the best. I only listen to her cover after some tweaks via a chrome extension. It might be something on my end but she sounds super muffled compared to these settings

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>>73015524
You can count with a single hand the number of good mixers hired by holos
Mori has a few that are competent so I hope in the future she can help biboo with that
(I don't even like most mori songs, but the mixing for a lot of them is great)

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>>73015524
I don't see how this is suppose to come off as rude? But I didn't think she sounds muffled in the cover it anything, I think it sounds great. I guess if you get really autistic over any song you'll find issues with it. But the best majority probably aren't going to go this deep into it

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>>73015612
I just didnt wanna come off as a digger. To the autism point, the fact I even have this extension should tell you what kind of freak I am lmao. I did like the cover on first listen too, but on a whim I decided to give it a spin on the ol mixboard.

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>>73015927
the "mix" I did too it isn't without its flaws either, it lifts the percussion sounds too high, but I prefer clear voice over bright cymbals. I figured id bring this to channy instead of starting shit on twitter

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Anyone gonna pick up the biboo voice sets from Hololive highschool thingy?

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>>73015599
a hard lesson a lot of Holos have to learn is that they can't really rely on the mixers/composers/etc that cover will recommend them because they're almost always dogshit, they have to network themselves. Mori is a good bet but she could also talk to Bae or even Kobo since they know good people.

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>>73016138
Yes, and you should as well.

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>>73016147
it just sucks to say this kinda thing out loud cuz it seems like biboo really likes her mixer. like shes mentioned her several times, and on the persons twitter they even brag about being her mixer.

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>>73016169
o7 yes'm

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>>73016206
Complaining about mixers for vtuber songs/covers is a time honored /jp/ and /vt/ tradition. Though maybe we should just be glad that Biboo didn't get Gura'd.

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>>73016242
Honestly, complaining about mixers is a tradition that goes back before either of those boards.

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>>73016138
Nah. Voice packs have never appealed to me.

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>>73016546
listen to the 1 minute preview and come back.

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Is it likely biboo is actually zoomie enough not to have seen some Adam Sandler movies or are we being bamboozled?

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>>73016635
i think its weirder that gura and mori are such fans.

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https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveacademyvoice_entrancearc_hololiveenglish?variant=44710382600412
Biboo has so many voice packs at this point you can make a 60 minutes loop with all of them and sleep to it

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MILK

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>>73016869
The "SP" one is a no-script voice pack of just her talking to you zatsu style

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bon bijouuuu i'm koseki bijou the sparkling gem of hololive english adveeeeent

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>>73016606
Listened, my opinion hasn't changed. She's cuter in streams.

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>>73017344
Its bijou koseki now

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>>73017344
And todAAaaay~ we're playing etc!!

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I don't know if I can survive 4+ hours of Biboo Sexhair

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>>73016138
Bought all her voice packs in JP and each one is cuter than the last. Dunno about the EN voices but the JP is 100% recommended for pure biboo cuteness. If you speak JP it's even better since you can tell how cute the mispronounciations and inflections are.

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good lord I love Biboo

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Good morning, I love biboo.

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Just woke up. Rock status?

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Boop~

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>>73016138
Yes, voice packs give the highest % cut to the talents of anything (because there's very little production cost) and they're pretty cheap. Easy way to support your oshi.

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Just finished the VP, Biboo is now related to me and lives in my house.

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>>73022928
I made this post

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>Puts up a stream just a few hours after Biboo tells her to play it
Look what your rock made my wife do, pebbles. I hope you're happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccSZGge5u1I

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>>73023906
Lmao cute

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Biboo love

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>4 hours and 30 minutes movie
Jesus christ, what am I in for?

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>>73026572
sharing loads and an uncomfortable sequence of a man eating tomatoes and chicken while he has tiny person sing for him intercut with scenes of soldiers riding to their deaths

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>>73023906
I’m really surprised that she did it literally the next day. Mori really loves Biboo and it’s super cute to see

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>>73027952
Mori has a conceptual weakness to the young

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>>73027952
I mean they're both pretty popular right now. Biboo was just the final push

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Is Biboo a purple woman or a pink woman?

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>>73030072
More purple than pink
Her panties are pink though

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Good morning, I love biboo

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>>73030288
With little cartoon characters on the front

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>>73012847
No...the rotk watchalong is today? I didn't even catch up with the 2nd movie yet

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I've been watching pekora trying to solo alatreon for the past 3 hours now and dying to the third EJ everytime it has me wondering if biboo could solo him in less time? Biboo has the advantage of adapting to every situation and it would fun seeing biboo soloing all the dlc mons.

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ASMR doko?

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>>73030922
Biboo has played IB so who can even say.

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>>73030706
You have six and a half hours, get to it

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>>73031615
But she said it was a long time ago correct? This what makes me want her do a solo challenge even more.

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>>73026572
Pure LUDOKINO
unironically

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>>73031661
I'm starting it right now...I hope I can make it

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>>73032648
Hope you've prep'd Return too

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Big Biboo or small Biboo?

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>>73034208
Pocket Biboo

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Biboo Baggins is too cute never to be forgotten after this stream.

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>>73034208
Atomic Biboo

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>>73034208
>>73034592
Hobbit Biboo, I also want to have sex with that hair prop

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I want more Biboo karaokes and more emo music because I am a sadboy

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>>73026572
You'll wish it was longer. No joke.

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>>73034592
As much as I'm a long-hair-supremacist, I really like her look with roughly shoulder-length floof. Wouldn't mind it for as an alternative for a future outfit

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What is the lewdest biboo art (not ai)

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>>73034951
having sex with Biboo's hobbit hair prop and making her wear it to the watchalong collab.

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>>73036100
not the lewdest but I am fond of this one. I think Biboo lewds are better when she's scantily clothed
and suggestive as opposed to being full nude.

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>>73036100
not actually, but I wanted to remind people of this

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Time for my ojisan nap so I can watch the movie tonight with my wife, her girlfriend, her mother, her wife and her sister.

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DD2, Hollow Knight, Climbing Game, MHW next week?

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>>73026572
I can't watch this movie for you, anon... but I can watch it with you.

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This is my favorite Ascended Biboo yet.

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>>73037038
Didn't she like this one and talked on stream about it?

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>>73038790
The next solo stream is tomorrow and I hope she talks about next week
>>73039218
She mentioned how well done it was but she didn't "like" the concept

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>>73038790
She has birthday and members stream tomorrow
Also wolf quest collab
She probably won't be able to start MHW yet unless she decides to drop climbing game

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>>73039341
I dunno why I said tomorrow, lack of sleep is getting to me
I mean next week

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Man I don't think I'll tune for LoTR. I've watch all 3 movies in the theater when I was a kid but was never into it. Hope the rest of you guys have fun though! watching a movie with my rockdaughter wife hmmph. No touching or you'll meet my double barrell Remington yall better behave

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>>73038790
I heard about collab i don't know if its next week ?
-Shiori , Fauna , Rissa , Mumei
-Kaela , Kronii , Shiori

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>>73039441
Biboo will be making out with me the whole time

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>>73039454
>Kaela kronii shiori
What are they playing?

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>>73039516
Probably something like lethal company or party animals.

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>>73036100
The nude edit of picrel has gotten bonked several times so clearly it's this

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>>73039405
You made me double check the date kek

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>>73039516
Content warning a new lethal company like

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>>73039218
Way too far down the Twitter Likes list to scroll back and check now, but a bunch of random Spiderbiboo art did actually get Likes/RTs if I recall, including this and some video of PS1boo flying around with a string on her butt

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>>73039795
>some video of PS1boo flying around with a string on her butt
wasn't that from a fangame or am I mixing things up?

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>>73039795
I wonder if biboo has seen the chuuni isekai animes. kumo desuga, tsuki ga michibiku, and Eminince in the shadow are all bangers.

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Kosexy

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>>73039860
kevincow (guy who did ame groundpound fangame) made a game called spider-bae and I think they made a joke using biboo with it

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I'm thinking Biboo, Biboo, oo ee oo!

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>>73041006
It's beeping Bijou, Bijou, ko se ki!

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>>73041519
Who the beep is "Be Jew?" My daughterwife is NOT a stinky heeb

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZUIQf2gfmY

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i ain't watchin that clip shit

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>>73039441
What's it like being the biggest faggot to ever live?

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>>73042766
Its a cat meme not a clip

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Ok, who sanded Biboo?

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Rockseki Beebop

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Your biboo tax is past due. The bibooing will continue until the outstanding balance is collected in full.

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>>73044341
My overdue taxes: One (1) Biboo

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God I hope Biboo finds a drake tomorrow

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Do you only get gifted memberships if you paid any yourself? Just saw I got another one.
I was disgustingly poor for most of last year, we are speaking having to eat noodles/rice with sauce nearly everyday poor, but when I finally got a job and could member Biboo without a sweat, all kinds of shit kept flying in, like since then I'm constantly membering a third of EN just on gifts but before winter, nothing.

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>>73045939
Nah, I've never membered anyone (because I am dirt poor) and yet I have had a Biboo membership literally every month since her debut due to gifts.

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>>73046149

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>>73012827
cute gem

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You now have less that 90 minutes to obtain RotK.

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I love this dime a dozen SEA vtuber. She makes me happy.

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>>73047488
I'll just ride the boat but thanks

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Was catching up with the mc collab and lol at her not knowing Adam Sandler

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>>73048139
you could probably have nonzero success convincing her to watch his "gamer" movie where he fucks qbert or whatever

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>>73048472
I think she'd actually like click

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1 hour until biboo on the telly
>>73048139
>>73048472
She and Mori were both onboard for a Happy Gilmore watchalong so that will likely be her first exposure to Adam Sandler. I think I would have preferred Billy Madison, but that's mostly because I love Chris Farley so much.

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I hate Shartler, is it finally my turn to be the thread schizo?

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>>73049049
You forgot how boring and weird Billy Madison is for a while until it gets to the more iconic parts. Billy Madison is more immediately funny (as far s Sandler shit goes anyway).

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>>73049367
>You forgot how boring and weird Billy Madison is for a while
Yes I have, it's been decades since I've seen it and I think I only watched it the one time. Like I said, I love Chris Farley and I remember his as the bus driver more than anything else from that movie.

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>>73049218
I hate Twilight but watching the girls react to it was fun. I doubt watching Happy Gilmore with biboo would be much different for you.

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If your geodes are already eroding and you forgot to download the movie, you can watch it either on the usual place or get your own copy in here: https://gofile.io/d/eyPnxK

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https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1776372658923556869
>me, a blue archive player seeing this
man I love biboo, wonder if she kept on playing BA

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>>73050076
fair point, the only difference was I never even touched twillight before so I was mostly just in a shocked state between laughing.

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>>73050498
She did the usual "gacha player" thing which is log in, grab the free currency, roll on the banner and stop playing, I guess...

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Koski Biju

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I want to get into the holo games after watching bijou play it but whats the strat to farm stuff in holo cure? Seems like it'd take an awful lot of time to get enough coins if I want to buy everyone

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>>73051048
Farming coins is a waste of time, just run cheat engine, get infinite coins and play the game normally

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>>73050569
She might play. We do know she plays Genshin but given that she doesn't like autobattlers, she might have quit and just consume the memes.

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https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1776377668671582489

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Nerissa finished all the books, get ready for more trivia

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lisan al oobib

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>>73051048
It escalates quickly once you've beaten the first stages and got the first few upgrades, or just fish and hire fat fucks to generate money of screen.
The only actually insane grind in this is pushing all the holos to gachigoki

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>>73051341
thanks, birb lady

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>>73051403
That is a false prophet. Biboo is the only truth. Heretics will be put to the sword.

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>>73051409
What are the first upgrades to get? And who's the best for farming?
I'd love to play as biboo but she's not in there so might as well pick someone that can make stuff easier

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>>73051155
That's totally a possibility. To be completely fair with you, I stopped playing BA too, I just keep up with the story and memes.

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>>73051507
Mumei
Kiara (probably the easiest in the beginning but fucking boring)
Kaela (Hard but good late game)
IRyS
Sana
are really good, I'm not sure who for the most money, but it's not too important in the beginning.
Just upgrade as it's affordable and go with the flow of the game, which will tell you what stats are recommended. Oh and buy those things in the other tab for the upgrades that spawns more fat fucks to kill for more gains.

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>>73051939
>>73051507
roboco is my favorite, she's fun

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I wonder what unit of measuring time this timer will be using today.

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>>73052125
Perfectly rendered Hourglass

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2 minutes until stream starts.
You better be listening to Kyofuu all back again.

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Get in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmaAtgYtb0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmaAtgYtb0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmaAtgYtb0I

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shiohorny lmao

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>>73051403
LISAN AL GAIB

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Chuusday
Its called that because I give biboo a big chuu

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we LOVE casting spells

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cockney accents lol

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Jesus christ how horrifying

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I'm dying

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>>73052810
Talk about a glow up!

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BIBOO
D:

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kek she's so quick to say "CONTEXT" she HATES us

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Shes such a fucking child

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Biboo said piss... I was told she was wholesome

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WING NUT

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Before puberty... then he became... a GOONER

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He doesn't look THAT normal, Shiori

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I will give her a ring.

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BWEH

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>>73053197
I will lick her o-ring

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So how did he lose the ring?

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Stop munching Rissa!

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>>73053465
She's munching on me.

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>>73053423
Find out when we watch The Hobbit next time

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>>73053423
Bilbo baggins takes it from him during the hobbit.

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>>73053423
He dropped it while struggling to kill a goblin shortly before Bilbo found it during the events of The Hobbit.

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>>73053522
>>73053521

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>>73053522
I hope not. Shit adaptation strung out to milk profits.

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SALTED PORK?!

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>>73053696
Id rather have biboo read the hobbit to us on a member stream or something.

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Nice speech, king.

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>>73053789
This but unironically, though it probably would fit Shiori more.

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God I love Theoden.

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FIREBALL!

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Wizard Biboo pondering her pebble (me)

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Things would have gone much more smoothly had Gimli been in charge.

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>>73053789
Biboo readalong would make so happy

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>what are you going to do? Shoot him?
>Gets shot

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What fucking point did that serve Legolas? Wormtongue had it coming but he was doing the right thing there.

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>pussies!
I love biboo's voice

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>Holo Skyrim multiplayer run
God that would be great.

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Plus it never happened in the books, in the books saruman goes to the shire and fucks it up. You kinda see it in a vison frodo or pippin has iirc.
But its how the books end, so peter jackson didnt think it fit as a finale.

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>>73054299
I wanna watch it

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LITTLE HAIRY WOMAN

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>>73054299
Don't kid yourself. Even if it happened it would be a 1 stream only event and they would continuously dodge and never play again.

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Shiori.

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Shiori, PLEASE.

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Smeagol's game was so bad it caused the developers to implode

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OH FUCK I completely forgot about the watchalong tonight, dangit. What have I missed?

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>talking over a gollum monologue
Im okay, not in the slightest annoyed.

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>>73054327
Yah they sidestepped that bit by killing him there. It is a bit anticlimactic in the book too.
>>73054429
I know it's never gonna happen but I don't buy for a second that it would be a one and done thing. I can definitely see biboo, fauna and shiori going all in. Moot point though since there's no way they'd get perms for the game and all the mods they'd need.

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>>73054706
Cute beebs as always, hop in here

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I really enjoy how liberally Smeagol throws around "fat" as an insult, calling fat people out is fun

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FUCK SMEAGLE

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>frodo is sleeping a lot
That's because of the ring nerissa.

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>>73054823
Those were different times

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>>73054718
What are you talking about, the scouring of the shire is an important part since it shows that the Hobbits have all grown and become self sufficient, with only the Hobbits by themselves fighting and beating a great wizard. It's not anticlimactic at all its the conclusion.

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>>73054706
Darn, I missed Saruman's death. Not too much else at least.

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>such a gentleman
The dude is 84.

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ORB?

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>>73053933
PONDER THE PEBBLE

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>>73054174
They were hoping to get more information out of saruman and needed him alive.

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>>73054944
After the sheer scale and the stakes of the battle for the entirety of Middle Earth the Hobbits defending the Shire against a wizard that already got his shit pushed in by the rest of the setting is a bit anticlimactic, yes. That's not to say I didn't enjoy reading it, but it was still small potatoes next to everything that had already happened.

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Do not ponder, biboo.

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>I don't have an orb to ponder
Why live?

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Pippin is kind of a liability...

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What the fuck, kingbitch

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lmao fauna. She has good taste. A bit warped, but good.

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bros got separated, rip

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>>73055468
When your gaming bro gets deployed

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We all know that already Nerissa. You have made it very clear.

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angy kid

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>>73055518
Too real ;_;

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MAKE ME EXIST

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>>73055665
mine and biboos child wrote this.

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Hugo Weaving got that Norwood 9000

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>>73055722
Yeah me, currently growing inside your kidney

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I grew up as a rennie kid. My mom used to sell goods at them, we'd visit 5-10 faires per year and stay in tents while there to save money... Those were the days. I'd love to show Biboo around one.

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CHILD SIZES UOH

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ToT

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>do they sell child sizes
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHH ToT

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Biboo wants to dress up as a bar wench

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UOH

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>>73055860
That sounds pretty comfy. End up doing anything related to that sort of thing?

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>>73056006
Nah, I'm a software engineer now. Still nothing but good memories from those days, swimming in rivers, drinking sumac tea and watching the knights joust and boff...

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>>73055908
>biboo roleplaying as a 100% believable hobbit bar wench

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I get wanting to make the whole thing more dramatic, but a lot of these scenes are just weird compared to the books.

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>>73056100
Yo, as a fellow SWE that's pretty dope anon. Sounds like you've lived a pretty fun life.

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>>73056100
Neat.

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oh nyo

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>>73055860
>>73056100
That sounds really cool, I wasn't aware people make an actual living out of this and not just help out at the local one as a hobby, even in the higher positions.

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>>73056174
I haven't actually read the books and, to be honest, based on what I've heard it does feel like my viewing experience was enhanced by that fact

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I think it's too late to ask this but why does frodo also got the good old big anime eyes? he's kinda cute...

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The world would be a better place if we tried to be someone else's Sam instead of waiting for our own to show up.

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>>73056174
Jackson definitely took a lot of liberties sensationalizing everything. It works but reading the books is definitely a different experience. They both have their pros and cons, which I think is great because they're different enough that they're both 100% worth ingesting on their own.

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>>73056308
Nah, she didn't make a living out of it, it was just some extra side money. But it did help, we were pretty hard off back then but her booth did really well and almost always sold out each faire. Used to sell magic wands with cloth heads infused with baby powder, where you could smack something and 'magic powder' would come out, and princess hats for little girls, super cute stuff.

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>>73055908
>>73056113
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>front of her outfit constantly falling down because flatboo

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THE SECRET STAIR

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Wish there were more scenes in this part of Mordor. The eerie green vibe is way cooler than the lava red Mordor.

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I hope none of the girls are afraid of spiders

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>>73056664
same, it's cool as beep

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>>73056664
Yeah, the Nazgul as a whole where a little undersold

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me and my bros marching

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>>73056674
Well I'm sure which find them cute.

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Did Gandalf just say ballsack?

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>>73056664
Yeah for sure.
You get to see how it became minas morgul in I think it was shadow of war and explore it.
Its pretty rad.
The game is only alright though.

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>just like you
nerissa always the smooth operator

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How heavy are those armors anyway? I'm just thinking how strong these dudes must be to keep zooming around like that.

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>>73057115
I wanna say I think typical medieval armor was like 25 pounds and plate was like 50 pounds. Would have to be insanely strong to move around in that

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>>73057115
Real plate is pretty heavy (55 lbs) but it's across your entire body so people would remain able to move

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@everyone
@here
@all

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I always wondered about those dudes on the mountain.
Like they just chill up there always? Thats gotta suck.

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>>73057115
>>73057207
Properly fitted platemail is surprisingly well balanced. Yeah, it's heavy from an absolute measurement, but it's distributed well around your body. All told it's not much heavier than a modern soldier's kit -- which makes sense, honestly, because in the end any soldier's kit is going to be optimized for what a fit athletic man can carry.

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>>73057338
They do this shit in turns

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>>73057297
>>73057207
>>73057400
I see. I thought it was heavier, but it's still very cool

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>>73057338
Theyre pretty safe but at the same time it would be pretty boring, plenty of time to read tho

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>>73057400
I think I remember hearing plate was pretty flexible around the joints, didn't know it was that maneuverable though. Always read horror stories of knights shanking each other in the mud for kills though, apparently knives were one of the more common instruments of murder on the battlefield.

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>>73057462
Fun fact, chainmail is actually heavier in practice than platemail, precisely because of its loose nature. Chainmail's weight hangs entirely from the shoulders, whereas a good suit of plate will be distributed across your whole torso and arms.

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>>73057613
I'd want a job like that. Chill all day, reading and drawing...

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This guy kinda sounds like the bad guy from inspector gadget

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>>73057737
kek

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>>73057729
The claw

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>>73057658
Knives were primarily used in that scenario because a late medieval / early renaissance suit of full plate was damn near impenetrable by larger weapons. If you didn't have something like a war pick or mace, you're better off fighting them with a knife and trying to get it jammed into the armpits or the back of the knee where the armor was weakest.

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>>73057737
fucking kek

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DISCORD DOG, WHAT?

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I want to beat up this fucking goblin

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Proud. Stubborn, even.

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Time for sad kino

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oh shit man you don't say that thing

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Faramir...

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>he's always sleeping!
IT'S THE FUCKING RING NERISSA

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SHARE THE LOAD

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>who to trust
>guy you've known forever that has always has your back through thick and thin to an absolutely ridiculous degree
>little goblin that has tried repeatedly to kill you
Tough call man.

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>>73058830
blame it on the ring

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>>73058830
the ring did it

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>I hope he lives just so he can come back to say "Fuck you, Dad!"
Shiori empathizing hard.

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>>73058830
smeagol primed him into thinking sam has an ulterior motive

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Faramir's whole situation makes me extra sad because I had a friend who had the same relationship with his father and older brother

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Man part of me wants to order a pizza cause I haven't eaten dinner... don't think i will have time to make anything during the break they will take

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>>73058830
Gollum may be an absolute creature, but he knows what the ring does to a person and is cunning enough to know exactly how to twist the knife.

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>>73059019
It's Friday pebble, indulge a little.

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>>73059019
>this post
>Shiorin mentions a break immediately after
Shiori has /gem/ on autoscroll. Go ahead pebble

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>>73059019
I got a 'za, would recommend.
Going to make some popcorn during the break.

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>>73059275
>Shiori has /gem/ on autoscroll.
This isn't the first time this has been brought up. The circumstantial proofs are beginning to pile up, and you know what? I now officially have no doubts.

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What time period would LOTR be set in in real life, at least in terms of the technology they have (non-magical). Like early Renaissance?

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>>73059430
This is just now NZ was in the early 2000's

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>he's in a call with the boys
kek

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Time for a side quest, Aragorn.

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>>73059711
Its mandatory

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Bros before hoes indeed

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Shiori reminds me of my ex all the time but nicer, I can't watch her for that reason. It gives me ptsd flashbacks.

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>>73059430
LotR actually is set in real life; it's intended to be a mythology of the real world. Based on Tolkien's letters LotR takes place around 6000~7000 BC. The world is currently in the seventh age, which began with the mortal incarnation of Iluvatar on Earth (aka Jesus Christ).

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>>73059967
My condolences, bro.

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Gimli is huge

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>Gimli is REAAAALLLY tall
>6'1
Lol
lmao

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>get a fucking tall actor
>make him play a small dude
Kinda cool

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>>73060187
Keep in mind this is women saying this.

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Come on Rissa you need the OST

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>skull cracking ASMR

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I want Biboo to crush all my bones for her first ASMR

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At what point was the break again?

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>>73060942
Eight minutes from now.

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>>73060942
8 minutes from now

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>>73060975
>>73060986
Noice, I can go get a pizza then

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LET'S GOOOOOO

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WE FLY FOR THE ORCS

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That broulder?
Me.

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>>73061040
The break is only 5 minutes anon, I don't think you will be able to get it ready in time

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Are we the baddies?

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I shall destroy in the name of the Gem Princess.

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CORRECTION, WE FLY FOR GONDOR

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Wait, are we whores?

>captcha: D00MG

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>>73061241
Let loose the pebbles of war

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>pebbles vs pebbles
The gemhime battle royale was real all along

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>>73061133
I have to try, I'm hungry

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How do you even fight against those damn flying dudes?

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>you fucking morons, why are you shooting at the fucking big metal towers?
I dont think Gandalf should need to say anything.

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>>73061421
That's the fun part -- you don't!

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>>73061421
just cut the wings lmao

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Gandalf got some moves

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>>73061421
cast Earthbind you idiot

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GROND GROND GROND GROND

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They dont really explain it, but part of gandalf's strength is in motivating allies.
Hes more of a bard.
Although I think a big part of that is due to his ring, but thats also not really talked about.

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>>73061421
not enough ballistae

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New bread:
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>>73061691
>>73061691