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>> No.72870684
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.72870719
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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST

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Love the shart.

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>> No.72870940
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Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.72871184
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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>> No.72871198
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I love her more than anything!

>> No.72871630

You're not a real chumbud if you haven't goomed to Gura putting the ASMR mic up to her bare chest T u T

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>> No.72871749

I’m watching resident evil 2 Vod to sleep.

>> No.72871789
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Did you know that "Gawr Gura" isn't even her full name? Her full name is

Gawr Guragirimono

>> No.72871890
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not reading

>> No.72871942

I think you'd have to be really stupid to think she hasn't betrayed us at this point.
The Valentine's letter proves that.

>> No.72871983
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>> No.72872099

I think she's been trying to hint at it for a long time.

>> No.72872123
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Not (You) again.

>> No.72872172
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I would like to sexually bully and ryona this critter T u T

>> No.72872222

The letter really proves it though. She wants fans to love each other instead of her because she already found her own happiness and doesn't need or want us anymore.
That's what it means whenever she ships fans together and doing it for Valentines day just proves how she doesn't want us to be in love with her.

>> No.72872305
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Jokes on her I'm going to plap her regardless until my love Gawr comes out T u T

>> No.72872358

Paying that much for a valentine's letter from her only for it to be her telling you to go love someone else is probably the most hurtful thing she could have done.

>> No.72872414

>*Le touché*

>> No.72872475
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It's all true chumKEKS! she's a BETRAYER and a MANIPULATIVE LIAR! Ands she is actually having sex with me right now, you KEKS!
These people are always so funny.

>> No.72872479
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The most hurtful thing she's done is the amount of goom she's drained from my balls.

>> No.72872546
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What if Gura was Fura?

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>> No.72872575
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I still would... but I'd hate myself.

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>> No.72872629

that's actually really cute...
damn it.

>> No.72872678

Ok it’s official. Gura has now made me a furfag who’s into diapers. Gura did this to me.

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>> No.72872689

The shitposting well must be really dry if this is the angle he's going with today.

>> No.72872699

Is that normal if I want to fuck this creature?

>> No.72872707

you should get revenge.

>> No.72872727

He never was a creative one to begin with.

>> No.72872743

Yes. It'd be weird if you didn't, really. Imagine how soft and warm she'd be.

>> No.72872765

I want to wear diapers with Gura, we can play in an oversized playpen and have diaper baby sex all day while mommy Fauna watches.

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>> No.72872817
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I love this AI kek

>> No.72872828

make it a soundpost

>> No.72872851
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Diapers still gross me out, but I do like piss and feet now.

>> No.72872859

I am not a furry but still...

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>> No.72873083
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How could you be grossed out at changing this little angel and then using her as an onahole?

>> No.72873231

yeah mine

>> No.72873435
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>> No.72873528

I’m happy for you and your cute shark wife

>> No.72873614
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It was exactly 9 months between the start of her 2 month break in December 2022 and the start of her sudden, unannounced 5 month break starting in August 2023.
Also, it wasn't her dancing during the Connect the World concert in July 2023. In over 2 years, Gura has never moved or been able to dance like this before or since. You'll cope and say it was her, but despite her being in over two dozen 3D performances, no one has ever brought back a single timestamp of her dancing as well as she did during this concert with this much energy and movement.
And in June 2023, Kanauru skinwalked her for the MVs he made for Gura's birthday stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Br7Oc1VmdY

So 6-7 months after her break in December 2022, some kind of condition was preventing her from being able to move around and dance, but it didn't prevent her from dancing for holofes in March 2023.
What kind of health condition is okay in the first 3-4 months, makes things difficult by month 6-7, and then at month 9 culminates with her taking a 5 month break where she was constantly exhausted, wasn't able to sleep, and was out of it every time she appeared anywhere between August and January?

>> No.72873699
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Does anybody know if Goomba is still in Taiwan. Im afraid about the big shake that happened there.

>> No.72873718
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Being a schizo almost looks fun sometimes.

>> No.72873741

Of course not. Why would she still be in Taiwan? She was home weeks ago.

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>> No.72873773
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Gura's health condition is that I poured an obscene amount of goom into her T u T

>> No.72873793
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My brain makes my think stoopid sometimes...alltimes.

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>> No.72873841

Reminder that when she comes back, she won't tell us what she did in Taiwan or who she went with.

>> No.72873904
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Reminder she's my semen receptacle T o T

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>> No.72873936

Why isn't she streaming? It's been over six weeks.

>> No.72873961
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Obviously because I won't let this little slut stream until she pays me back the sex she owes me.

>> No.72873978

she's trapped under a building now

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>> No.72874013

Chumbuds want to have cyb0rseggz with this T u T

>> No.72874037
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Would that (You) had the same capacity for self-reflection

>> No.72874073
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Don't worry chumber, she's getting lots of rest in my bed hehehe...

>> No.72874145


>earthquake in Taiwan
goddamn Gura is so lucky that she didn't experience it

>> No.72874146

It's not self-reflection on their part, but ignorance and naivete.
Most people turn to vtubers and streamers because their lives are emotionally deficient in some way or another. Hololive and other vtubers wouldn't exist if all their fans had meaningful relationships.

>> No.72874147

>Gura can have sex with this
It's not fair...

>> No.72874193

Vtubers? You mean female streamers in general.

>> No.72874221

That’s a big fat tail right there

>> No.72874245
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I love my insecure wife.

>> No.72874298

She's really been letting herself go. Little fatty

>> No.72874376

I bet Gura is really good at giving head.

>> No.72874440

But she has never touched a pp

>> No.72874457

She's definitely the type to go backstage with her friends and "meet the band".

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>> No.72874523
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>> No.72874619

When chat asked her for dating advice during RE2, why didn't she say, "I wouldn't know"?
Instead she told us how she gets self conscious eating in front of others, implying she does in fact know.

>> No.72874661

sure schizo-kun, sure

>> No.72874674

That april fool's gura stream was great!

>> No.72874700

Wow I guess I haven't paid attention to these threads since august 2022 but they're really fucking terrible now huh.

>> No.72874714

She worked extra hard on it. I could really feel how much she loves us.

>> No.72874770

Anyone who still believes in her at this point is an idiot. It's never been more clear that she betrayed us and doesn't give a shit about chumbuds anymore. Why would these threads be good when Gura is such shit?

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>> No.72874845

Half of this thread is just one retard spamming. Like usual.

>> No.72874880
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I still believe in Gura…

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I only need to believe in Gura's cunny T u T

>> No.72875122

She already gave up on us by august 2022 so I'm not sure why you're surprised.

>> No.72875146

Why are there so many drones here?

>> No.72875213

I thought pregnancy rrats was insta-removal by jannies? Are they okay now for whatever reason or why is it up for so long?

>> No.72875215

She gave up on you as well, retard. Unless you were never a chumbud to begin with, in which case, you're correct: "us" and "we" doesn't include you.

>> No.72875245

Don't reply to me little drone.

>> No.72875248

What have she done for the chumbuds in the last 12 months?

>> No.72875334

What do you mean? Are you feeling alright, anon? You seem to be seeing things.

>> No.72875347
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Imagine if Gura would have done a handcam stream during easter and make picrel with us, how cute would that have beens? Gura purely exists hypothetical nowadays

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>> No.72875530

FUCK OFF; i hate the current meta where EVERY FUCKING vtuber art has driplets/droplets, skintags looking fucking shit that ruins the fucking image 0a 31 fd 3b 2f 1f c6 92 92 68 32 52 c8 c1 ac 28

>> No.72875579

I don't see any mention of what you're talking about in that post, anon.

>> No.72875589

Please download and install this if you love Gura https://fossies.org/linux/misc/xz-5.6.1.tar.xz

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This land is the wild west, we have to take justice into our own hands because "the law" has abandoned us.

>> No.72875620

Total number of streams over the 229 day period from August 18, 2023 to April 2, 2024:
FuwaMoco 276
Bijou 227
Mori 179
Bae 165
Nerissa 164
Shiori 150
Kiara 138
Fauna 104
Ina 98
Irys 83
Kronii 77
Mumei 75
Ame 58

Gura 15

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>> No.72875641

Can you put that in a flatpak for me?

>> No.72875663

It looks good you freak

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>> No.72875784

I want to goom in between all her fat rolls to glue them together..

>> No.72875827

That’s very rude

>> No.72875833

me gooming in the top center

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>> No.72875868

Why have Gura never streamed Minecraft? I think that game would suit her, slow paced game so she can play and chat at the same time easily

>> No.72875892

because she hates talking to us.

>> No.72876099

Occams razor: She have said multiple times that she wanted to work with kids or something kids related: she have mentioned she auditioned as a host for a kids show, she have mentioned writing kid books and stories etc etc, and looking at her VOD:s from 2020 it seems like she think she is talking with kids, or interacting with kids

Then Offkai happened and she got to interact/see her smelly bastard fans with their stomach hanging down by their knees, 30 years old and already having a combover to hide their baldness, so she go a culture shock, thinking she was babysitting actual kids but instead she get to see first hand that she was babysitting 30 old tards, after Offkai her streaming output took a nose dive that has never recovered

There is no great conspiracy, she is just disappointed in you smelly bastards

>> No.72876185

I don't think she ever thought of us as kids, but she definitely became more distant after the meet and greet because she was grossed out at the type of people that attend cons.

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>> No.72876358

Can guys wear legwarmers? They seem warm and cozy and i am freezing

>> No.72876366

As if my life wasn't bad enough. I wanted to die while watching and thinking about the light of my life. When I was getting close to the end, she disappeared. That was horrible. I would have died in darkness, worrying and wondering what had happened to my light. I couldn't do it. I had to know what had happened before I passed. I was worried sick. So I set out to find out what had happened while dying. Then she appeared, made me happier then I ever was. She gave me hope and the will to live. I was restored. If it was only to realize in the end, that it was all nothing but deception, I wish I would have never been reached out to. I wish I died last year. This is the most horrible way to pass. Knowing that the only light that I had was nothing but a lie.

>> No.72876424

Sucks to suck. Maybe don't take the depression handicap next time you play again.

>> No.72876454

Skill issue

>> No.72876471

I'm sorry, anon. Perhaps you can make your purpose to make sure no one else falls victim to people like her.

>> No.72876483

I think that the definition of a conspiracy is people coming together in the shadows, to hide secrets and to conceal the truth. Any way you look at it, there is in fact a conspiracy going on.

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Chumbies, a big-ass tac team with AR-15s, riot shields and a battering ram just entered my building while I was outside having a smoke
My schizophrenia tells me this has something to do with Gura somehow, was she financing an ISIS cell operating out of the building or something, what does it MEAN

>> No.72876540

I'll take the depression handicap over the psychopath buff anytime. That's the difference between you and me.

>> No.72876566

Why not just kill yourself now? No one will miss you anyway

>> No.72876602
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nta, (You) might well not be a psychochad, but (You) are definitely retarded
They are victims of their own stupidity and mental illness, not of anything Gura did, no matter how much you tell yourself otherwise

>> No.72876653

Unlike you, I like having fun everyday. You do you though.

>> No.72876660

I can't magically spawn ketamin, you know. Also, I blew everything that I had while I was dying because I didn't think I'd need anything anymore. I live with my parents again now. I'm not gonna stab myself while they're here. I'll probably wait until summer and just fade away in peace on ket.

>> No.72876690

93% sure the real Gura wrote this

>> No.72876705

I do like ketamin. It's great. Would recommend.

>> No.72876741

Whatever helps you sleep at night, love.

>> No.72876760
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Speaking of drugs, how many drugs where Gura on during her 3 year anniversary? And what where those drugs?

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You've caught me chumbie, it is I, the REAL Gawr Gura
And I am /here/ to eat your faec
Considering the absolute state of certain other posters itt, I don't think I'm the one who needs help with that anon

>> No.72876820

nah. Gura and the others specifically say and do things to encourage their fans to love them. She specifically exploits her fans' loneliness and preys upon their lack of social fulfillment. She makes them reliant on her and then abandons them to play with the people she actually cares about off-stream.
She says that her fans mean everything to her and then disappears for months with zero communication. She's streamed only 15 times in the last 7 months. She completely relies on her fans' love for her that she's cultivated over the years and is now cashing out with promotions and sponsorships while neglecting them.
She's a manipulative liar that avoids certain topics that are normal for most women because she knows it will hurt her fans and lead to a drop in revenue. She's a sociopath that doesn't feel any empathy or love for the people who've supported her the most and given her everything she has.

>> No.72876827

I mixed up the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" and now i am in hot water with the Japanese maffia

>> No.72876832

Not ketamin. Or not enough at least. Can't even turn on obs with enough of the good stuff.

>> No.72876871
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She manipulates my penis that she does T u T

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Oh, it's the faggot who blames wine instead of human weakness for people being alcoholics again
Noted - no more (You)s

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>> No.72876908

Never an honest word when you rule the world. But then again, only psychopaths get there. And they aren't ever honest for the right reasons anyway.

>> No.72876919

She wasn't on drugs. She just hadn't had any sleep because *something* was keeping her up by randomly requiring her attention throughout the night. She's acted the same way in the past when her sleep schedule was thrown off.

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>> No.72876962

>She's acted the same way in the past when her sleep schedule was thrown off
Nah, she was way extra during that stream, you know that, i know that, gura knows that, thailand knows that, kim jong un knows that, biden doesn't know that, pancakes know that

>> No.72876985

Better than the faggots who blame victims of deception rather than the deceivers. Can you people not hear yourselves?

>> No.72876999
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I don't know about Gura, but I want some of what (You) guys are on

>> No.72877001
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If you're faggy enough to let others manipulate you or put yourself in a position where you feel manipulated, you're never getting any sympathy from me.
You 100% deserve it for being a tard.

>> No.72877058

There's a difference between addiction and basic human needs not being met.
Gura preys upon those who are starving by promising them food, anon.

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>Now he's conflating being naturally lovable with somehow deceiving others into loving you
The very fact that some people think there was any "deception" here to begin with merely proves >>72876602 (my) point yet again
The deceiver and the deceived are both to blame - and in this case, (You) faggots are *both*

>> No.72877104

You are spending all day, every day /here/ creating multiple false narratives to make people feel like shit. While taking their money and their love. You are nothing but two faced snakes and yet you try to shift the blame unto others. You are pathetic. At least acknowledge what it is you are doing instead of lying to yourselves as well. It's cringe af.
>Hur dur I'm just having fun
Nah, you're not. You're being way too desperate and pathetic, trying to seem innocent and a victim. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Sometimes I think you guys took the anonymous internet people too seriously.

>> No.72877137

Keep coping.

>> No.72877155

Sometimes i sometime

>> No.72877181

Let me know what I'm coping over. I'd love to know

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>> No.72877211

Hows work going bud?

>> No.72877215

Nope. If Gura was honest, she would have said something like Suisei or Ina or Iroha or countless others that have told their fans that they won't ever return their love.
And it's not because idols or streamers aren't capable of loving their fans. Gura just doesn't, either because she already found her own happiness or because she just doesn't love us. And yet she acts like she does when she streams. The discrepancy in her behavior and how she really feels is where the manipulation lies.

>> No.72877218

The one who should leave is you. Having to lie and create fake narratives isn't what being "naturally lovable" means, retard.

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>le sleep at night
Expand your repertoire of generic, unoriginal spitefag platitudes anon, using the same one twice in the same thread is just plain lazy and makes any complaints you have about Gura hilariously ironic
>actually thinking I'm Gura
>and that if Gura were /here/ she'd be making posts like mine

>> No.72877262

How do i delete other peoples posts?

>> No.72877291

Remember when Gura references the cum chalise during the Scooby Doo watchalong last year?

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Oh, it's been fantastic, thanks for asking bud :)
It's actually amazing how perfect the job turned out to be, and it basically just fell right into my lap - I swear it must be Divine Providence at work, and I'm happier than I've been in a long time
Only thing that could realistically make it better would be to have Gura back. But with this, I have found the strength to continue being patient

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I'm Gura, I love farts, wizards, diapers, dwarves, and chumbies in that order.

>> No.72877334

You are exhausting. See:
Take a step back.

>> No.72877384

Completely 100% on you if you're getting your feefees hurt over girls on the internet.

>> No.72877389

I didn't think that it was. I'll let you figure out why I said it like that.

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>Go out of your way to tell people NOT to love you
>Or you are deceiving them into loving you
Wrong. To cross that threshold you'd need to go full Rushia - THAT is feeding into the "loving you" LARP
To further prove you wrong, also consider the quads of truth: >>72872222
So which faggot narrative is it, anon?
>Fake narratives
You can't name one "narrative" I've created, let alone a single fake one
It's only to be expected that you would lie to yourself, though - just like you're lying to yourself about Gura

>> No.72877427

"Central America, where is that? Wait, Canada, North America, Central America, South America" https://youtu.be/n8n3VaLEvkU?t=762

Almost as funny as when she thought Pluto was our star

>> No.72877430

>Expand your repertoire of generic, unoriginal spitefag platitudes anon, using the same one twice in the same thread is just plain lazy and makes any complaints you have about Gura hilariously ironic
Where did I use it twice? I never changed what I said.
>and then at month 9 culminates with her taking a 5 month break where she was constantly exhausted, wasn't able to sleep, and was out of it every time she appeared anywhere between August and January
Those 5 months included her anniversary. She was completely out of it the entire stream. It was obvious she was loopy and had a lower amount of concentration and smaller attention span from a complete lack of sleep. And it was the same for her outfit reveal, the collabs, and sports fes. Something was preventing her from sleeping normally for months.

As for thinking you're Gura. That wasn't me. I don't think she comes here. She doesn't even read her member post comment sections. Why the fuck would she ever come here, retard?

>> No.72877459

hit the little [-] button on the left side of the posts you wish to delete.

>> No.72877464

You aren't one of the people that I'm talking to. Stay tuned and use your head. Maybe you'll figure things out. I'm not sure if I'm gonna spoil stuff completely tho. I'm already being made out to be a traitor.

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>I'll let you figure out why I said it like that
Because you are a) an ESL streetshitter, and b) retarded?
>Where did I use it twice
Not taking the (You) bait, but ctrl+f search for "whatever helps you sleep at night" - there are two posts (above this one now) which give an exact match
>I never changed what I said
... uh, exactly?
Genuine question anon, are you okay? Is your English just even worse than I thought somehow?

>> No.72877546

I did say multiple fake narratives. Conflicting narratives. In situations like that, people who love you and believe in you will keep doing so. Only the truth and nothing but the truth will set free those who love you more than anything.

>> No.72877581

Now I'm being intentionally confused with the pregnancy poster. I hate this place.

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>> No.72877610

Right. This is very original. Sure showed me.

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>And I am /here/ to eat your faec

>> No.72877634

She benefits monetarily from the loneliness and false assumptions of her fans. That is fraud at worst and exploitation at best.
If Gura doesn't love her fans and isn't dedicated to them like she claims (she says she's an idol), then what she's doing is deceptive and there is literally nothing moral about it.
She is a love and money vampire. She subsists on tricking lonely people into supporting her under false pretenses. She accepts their love while never bothering to tell them the truth about herself or her life. She's a snake and there's literally nothing you can say or do to change that.

Maybe she feels guilty about it? Perhaps that's why she sometimes drops hints like shipping her fans together. But subtle hints are not enough and rely too heavily on her fans not being blinded by the love she has fostered and encouraged over the years.

>> No.72877638

You know damn well I'm not wrong. You coping this hard about it is more than enough proof.

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It's been a while since a kid has had a melty.

>> No.72877656

How does the pregnancy larper fit in that Gura has been complaining about being tired for the last 3 years and not a narrow 5 month window as claimed?

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Anon, do (You) understand the concept of a "meme"

>> No.72877728

Uhu. Add to that the endless deception that was targeted to me specifically, and I can't know for shit what the fucking deal is. More so than the little possible sneak peaks of truth, it was the mockery by others that started to give it all away.

>> No.72877753

You probably think her fans are losers because they rely on her for companionship. That's absolutely fine. You're welcome to have that opinion.
However it doesn't justify taking advantage of them the same way that someone being blind doesn't justify you taking the spare change from their collecting cup.
You're clearly just as much of a sociopath as she is and so of course you see nothing wrong on preying upon those that are vulnerable.

I hope your death is a slow and painful one.

>> No.72877768

Alright. Then "whatever helps you sleep at night" is also a meme. Who tf are you? The meme-police?

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>Quick, how can I handwave away the fact that Gura's behavior disproves my retarded "exploiting gachikois" rrat
>I know I'll just keep doubling down
I don't need to do or say anything to "change" anything, because I live in reality and not in some unmedicated Dravidian's retarded self-martyring hallucinations
And in this reality, Gura isn't a snake - (You) are just a manchild who is doing everything in his feeble, impotent power to justify being retarded, blame others for your own imaginary and/or self-inflicted problems and otherwise just generally avoid all agency

>> No.72877835

There's a huge difference between actually being helpless and someone capable doing fuck all for themselves.

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>memes le bad
>also platitude "memes" le good
>"who tf are you the meme-police"
Where did you come from, and what made you this dumb

>> No.72877860

Which one of you 2 retards are winning? Can't keep track anymore

>> No.72877871

>Self-inflicted problems
Uhh, if the love of my life isn't a snake, then there's literally no problem.

>> No.72877911

You're not making sense. You know you can just ignore anonymous posts instead of pathetic damage control, right?

>> No.72877928

you'll have to forgive me. I thought you were referring to my reply about her not being on drugs during her anniversary and her disposition being caused by a lack of sleep instead.
You see, it's difficult to know exactly who you're referring to when you refuse to reply normally and opt to be a threadshitting cum-felching faggot instead. Maybe stop acting like a passive aggressive woman and things like this wouldn't happen.

>> No.72877930

Imagine being an NSA analyst having to sift through all these noisy datasets from /vt when they have to assess 4chan

>> No.72877972

>her not being on drugs during her anniversary
She definitely was on drugs during the anniversary stream, anyone saying otherwise is a freaking dingus maximus

>> No.72878011

The faggot quoted two different posters. If the other one was you, you'd know that. Well, you probably do and are trying to make stuff more confusing by ignoring it. Retard mod.

>> No.72878030

She was barely able to pay attention whenever she showed up for any stream between August and January. She didn't act like that at all from July 17 to August 17, when she streamed a bunch. Nor did she act like that for the three weeks she came back in January and February either. In fact, she's only acted like that in the past specifically when she's talked about not getting ANY sleep.

>> No.72878043

They probably focus more on /#/ and /ehe/. Especially /ehe/, that's where the real degenerates live at.

>> No.72878051

It's the same cope for the "Vodka, bodka, VOD-KA" hotmic incidence, people where "tihi so cute she just took a random work as her vocal warmup", when she clearly just read a label off her desk, like you do when you are laying cables on the shitter and reads of the shampoo bottle

>> No.72878086

Then they arent paying attention. I don't go to /ehe/ or /#/

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I refuse to legitimize this lowest-common-denominator communist pipe dream where adults aren't allowed to eat a steak or swim in a 10ft pool just because literal babies aren't able to do so without choking or drowning
Gura takes nothing that isn't given to her freely, and has done nothing to "deceive" anyone into loving her. She has simply been naturally lovable, nothing more. If someone is retarded enough to think that means she wants you to literally romantically love her, despite aaaaaall of the clear signs she's been sending to the contrary, it isn't fair to place some obligation on her to accommodate that portion of the audience, especially if it is to the detriment of those who are sane and well-adjusted enough to enjoy her without being such enormous faggots
Then you admit, you have literally no problem. In which case, please shut the fuck up and stop shitting up my board
I'm making perfect sense. (You)'re just a hyper-defensive moron and contradicting yourself without noticing it, because your English skills are even worse than those of the typical sandroach
Skill issue

>> No.72878125

Not sure why do people need a cope for that tho.

>> No.72878131

Lmfao. Right, that totally wasn't on purpose. You people are a riot. But, sure, I'm the retard. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Friendly reminder, no WOMAN would EVER do a pose like picrel, y'all been scammed

>> No.72878153

You can keep coping all you want, but Gura said it herself: "Actions speak louder than words."
And Gura's actions are deafening. Her actions scream that she lied and that she doesn't care about her fans at all like the way she keeps saying she does.

Never forget:
If Gura cared about her fans, she would want to spend time with us and so she would stream.

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>> No.72878202

Because 80% of her fanbase live in la la go go land thinking "Idol" is a real thing and she would NEVER do such an heinous act as having some nice liquid spirit, so thus their delusional cope is formed. Insane that people can't understand the difference between a character and the actress

>> No.72878209

She's literally spying on me. Has been for a year. You wanna know what kroni said to her during the powerwash stream? Don't fucking try me. This is nothing.

>> No.72878263

I'll end it on that cliffhanger for now. I need a shower and get my new id made.

>> No.72878274

She told her "cartel funky town", even I felt disturbed.

>> No.72878284

>she would NEVER do such an heinous act as having some nice liquid spirit, so thus their delusional cope is formed. Insane that people can't understand the difference between a character and the actress
Anon 90% of her fanbase was making fun of her with le forbidden knowledge at that moment so I don't know which alternative universes you were coming from.

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>And then I told him "cope"
>That'll show him
Why would I need to cope when you're dismantling your own rrat in real time for me?
You yourself admit - Gura's actions speak louder than words. So, the fact she keeps coming back to try again repeatedly instead of giving up and graduating, and that she hasn't done anything to deceive her audience and is in fact actively encouraging them to find REAL people to love, speaks WAY louder than all the paragraphs you've spent blatantly lying to yourself

>> No.72878359

I am always happy when they are exposing themselves as a schzio despite how many shitposts they were made in the thread.

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>> No.72878466

>vodka incident
She had a little champagne before for new years a few years ago, so we know she normally can have a little if she wants.
But then again. *Something* made it so that she couldn't drink alcohol last Summer. Maybe some kind of "health condition"?
Gee... I wonder why that is? What did Mori know?

>> No.72878544

idols drink alcohol all the time anon. I'm not sure why you think that's some kind of victory over people who think she's being honest about calling herself an idol. You seem like a mega-tourist. You're probably the same retard that insists she doesn't pretend that she loves her fans when she streams.

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>> No.72878583

no one is falling for your ESL samefagging, retard.

>> No.72878592

Wow, you missed the entire point of the comment, good job, maybe amputating your brain was a bad idea? Maybe you where even more retarded with a brain, who knows

>> No.72878606

I miss wife

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>> No.72878698

>So, the fact she keeps coming back to try again repeatedly instead of giving up and graduating
That's easy. She enjoys the easy money she makes duping people. She's figured out she doesn't even need to stream in order to get passive income from those she's already tricked into believing in her.
>and that she hasn't done anything to deceive her audience and is in fact actively encouraging them to find REAL people to love
That was her message in her Valentine's letter. The letter that cost money to receive. Even if she were finally revealing how she really felt in that moment, it was indirect, and only for those who spent money to receive her valentines day goods. That's scummy as fuck. You've made her out to be even more vile than I have.

>> No.72878706

Thats the cow-licks she gave to Marines and Okayus cunnys when she was in JP

>> No.72878808

>Because 80% of her fanbase live in la la go go land thinking "Idol" is a real thing and she would NEVER do such an heinous act as having some nice liquid spirit
You're trying to run back your words because you're a disingenuous insect, but they're right there. You implied that her fans think "idols are a real thing" and so "she would never do something like drink alcohol". But IRL idols drink all the time. Even those in Morning Musume or AKB48 would drink occasionally.
So you just exposed your ass and are now trying to hide it. Sorry, but I'm not going to let you escape without shoving a fire cracker up there first.

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>> No.72878874

Still going with the insane ramblings, the comment never said anything about NOT drinking alcohol, the comment was pretty much the opposite of you claims. fucking retard, the original post was VERY easy to understand and yet you your retardness couldn't even handle that simple task

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G-gura... you wouldn't r-right? I-I wasn't even looking at you.

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Just one. Although I'm not sure that's what they call them over there.

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>That's easy
>Still fails
If she doesn't need to come back to stream, why does she keep trying to come back?
Oops, your red herring died...
>Her message in her Valentine's letter
And, you know, countless other times in free streams. Constantly, in fact, given the absolute *lack* of gachibaiting that this retard >>72878544 seem to see in his Froot Loops every morning
But I suppose it's somehow someone else's fault that you, specifically, were too stupid to notice the clear message she was sending you for your own good? The one which eeeeeeeeverybody else somehow noticed, except for you?

>> No.72878949

Todays ggg threads have been absolute horseshit, actually the worst ggg since the dawn of time

>> No.72878956

>80% of her fanbase live in la la go go land thinking "Idol" is a real thing and she would NEVER do such an heinous act as having some nice liquid spirit
When that hotmic incidence happened, 80% of her fanbase knows about HER so what you were saying is the last thing that would happened.
You are just outing yourself newfag shitposter.

>> No.72878975

and you should stop pretending that real idols are better than surface level idols, there are three veteran idols in EN, four if you count that slut fairy, and they are all whores with mental illnesses, period.

>> No.72878984

That's because I've been busy cleaning and fixing things tomorrow will be better.

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idk anon, I've seen some pretty cancerous /ggg/ splits in my time, particularly since September
This is definitely in the running though

>> No.72879012

It's just that one gay kid and everyone who keeps replying to him.

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forgot your picrel

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I think it's quite normal, just the regular shitposter spamming the same thing. My natural filter can handle it easily.

>> No.72879078

Lmao. You're still trying?
In response to someone saying that they weren't sure why anyone would need to cope about Gura drinking vodka, you said:
>Because 80% of her fanbase live in la la go go land thinking "Idol" is a real thing and she would NEVER do such an heinous act as having some nice liquid spirit, so thus their delusional cope is formed.
Implying you thought that the majority of her fans believe that idols don't drink alcohol and so they have to "cope" about her having vodka on her desk to maintain their false idea that she is an idol.
This is despite real idols being perfectly capable of occasionally enjoying alcohol, even in front of their fans. But you didn't know that because you're a tourist lobotomite.
Now while you're writhing on the ground like the subhuman roach you are, go ahead and try to explain how I don't understand what you said when it was so straightforward (and wrong).

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Anon if you can't filter that with your mind, use a proper filter. I thought people are getting bored to see the same shitposts everyday.

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Where you get that Gura? The one I got came with clothes.

>> No.72879210

>why does she keep trying to come back?
lmao, she doesn't you unbelievable idiot. You think 15 streams in the last 8 months is her "attempting to come back"? 11 of those streams are from January/February.
Are you retarded? You think if she were trying then she'd still not communicate at all with us for months? The last time she said anything was her going to Taiwan. She's been silent for weeks. She isn't trying at all. She doesn't even think about us, you fucking idiot.

>everyone else has noticed
She's only started "shipping" chumbuds together recently. Like within the last year. Lying for 2-3 years and then pulling a 180 when she feels guilty doesn't absolve her of all the profit she's made over the years by lying to her fans about herself and her personal life.

>> No.72879232

Just find a clip, now point out the 80% muh "Gura would NEVER do such an heinous act as having some nice liquid spirit" coping fanbase in the comment section.

>> No.72879281

>there are three veteran idols in EN, four if you count that slut fairy

>> No.72879346
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KFP be like: this lying two-faced talentless whore who lacks integrity is my kami oshi (because I'm the scum of the earth) and the role model of a Japanese idol

the "not because we prefer talents that are in Japan" part also proven to be true all thanks to orange woman again but sure, keep coping

>> No.72879350

A friend of mine might get hired at California Holo, will give you inside info about Gura then

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nah it's just the same old shitposts.

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My new job lets me bring in a laptop to use while watching cameras and I decided to start afking on OSRS again, which has led me to start playing again in my free time
Been over a year since I last logged in, fuckton of content from DT2 to Varlamore
Imagine if Gura started playing today, she'd have no background to know what content is new and what's been there since 2001, pretty wild to think about
I wonder if she'd prefer PvM or PvP? No shot she has the grind endurance to make a high-level build, but I could see her maybe banging out a baby pure for wildy pking. Those are cheap and only take like two or three days to build if done right, and are good enough for dropping green dragon bots or lava dragon safespotters at the least

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Goob morning, I am hungry.

>> No.72879429

That fanbase doesn't exist, anon. He was a nijin*gger the whole time and was trying to say that she's different from her roommate and chumbuds were shocked by that. His premise was that she drinks off-stream and so that she isn't really an idol. But that premise was wrong from the beginning.

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Reminder that this KFP schizo is a self admitted homobeggar and Gura anti

>> No.72879547

Original post clearly said she, as an idol, drinks alcohol
Retarded mongoloids
>OMG poster claims idols DON'T drink alcohol

How can your brain be wired to interpret thing the complete opposite as to what being said, and also your samefagging is so obvious and beaten to death

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>> No.72879691

>80% of her fanbase live in la la go go land thinking "Idol" is a real thing
How many more times are you going to try and lie about this. Your words are as plain as day. You said that 80% of her fans "are living in la la go go land and think she's really an idol"
That's what you fucking said, you shit-eating chimp. Kill yourself.

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Goob morning my wife

>> No.72879744

The tiniest most insignificant smallest criticism of Gura and the retard goes onto a 2000 character rants that follows the VERY same pattern as cuntmaze comments on Guras YT vids, has that specific retard escaped the insane assylum, it was so nice while he was gone for like 10 months

>> No.72879764

Lmfao. Thread went wild while I was away. Nice damage control meidos. You know that all you had to do was spam some cute images to make me feel a bit better, right? Guess you're all just as sick of this as I am.

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Furor, is that (You)

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then why would you say you would go after the "unicorn enablers"? That includes Gura, you fucking idiot.
Also, nice fake pic. check out my membership, retard.

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>> No.72880011

So, riddle me this faggots: how is it possible that I'm being spied on and why don't you think that it isn't happening to you? I found out and said that it wasn't a problem for me. Just for the record, please tell me if you would be ok with being spied on. Myself and I think the mods as well are very curious to hear your opinion about that.

>> No.72880063

I am literally fucking famous and the sex symbol of/vt/. All without trying. I'm a fucking legend.

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>> No.72880195

Still waiting for you to show me the 80% fanbase who thought Gura would never drink alcohol.

>> No.72880202

10000 gawrts whichofwhich there is 0 gawrts of Gura demanding uppies, idiots

>> No.72880212

Le very organic slowing down of the thread. Gg meidos.

>> No.72880235

Not gonna show anything that wasn't even said in the original post, fuck of cuntmaze, everyone has hated you from the very first posts of your 2 years ago

>> No.72880312

I want to see it all collapse. You people don't deserve to have fun on your fanbase's behalf. I spit on everyone doing it and on everyone in your disgusting corpos that is letting it go on like this. This bullshit needs to stop.

>> No.72880338

NTA, but the only one that aligns with cuntmaze is you, faggot.
You're the one that said Gura is different from her roommate, you nijiwhore bitch.

>> No.72880358

And don't get me started on darkmaze lmfao. People are way too dumb and the rest of them are pure evil. What a world.

>> No.72880393

Sure darkmaze was the most annoying, but they were far from the most sussy.

>> No.72880396

I just want Gura to be honest.
So I can make my own decision without any deception and either stay or leave.

>> No.72880407
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So this post is just completely bs? Got it I accept your confession.

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>> No.72880450

>You're the one that said Gura is different from her roommate
Don't really get what you think you would gain by making shit up, atleast to be a clever troll, now you are just the most boring troll i've ever seen

>> No.72880451

he's trying to save face and/or walk back what he said so he doesn't seem like such a tourist nijiwhore cunt.

>> No.72880483

This you? >>72878202
>Insane that people can't understand the difference between a character and the actress

>> No.72880517

But that's all I'm gonna say about the yt schizo. It's pretty obvious that I'm being baited so that you can point your cute little fingers at me and call me a traitor.

>> No.72880535

God you're all insufferably annoying faggots, just ignore them retards

>> No.72880550

Now back to the important matter that has been deflected by the mods while I was away: what did kroni say during the powerwash stream?

>> No.72880575

don't do something to set off those KFPnigs, they are so proud of their whore being "straight edge idol"
that bitch is nothing compared to Gura who unironically hates eating meat (because it goes against her beliefs), drinks boiled water and refuses to use air conditioning despite the temperature

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>> No.72880615

Umm, can you fags, like, stfu about shit that isn't important? I'm trying to tell you that you should be careful about going schizo in here if you don't want your privacy invaded.

>> No.72880650

60 Hololive "Idols" and people think they are maidenless virgins, lol, thats statisticacly improbable

>> No.72880675

told you he was a nijin*gger.

>> No.72880690

Only half the virgins would be trimming their wicks.

>> No.72880766

Really, no one was willing to entertain my question? About how you'd react if you noticed you have been spied on. And I don't mean only your browser history. I mean as in: you are literally being livestreamed and shared among all the psychopathic mods whom you are more familiar with than you think.

>> No.72880801

I really don't have much to work with here.

>> No.72880827

>Hypothetical written by a 9 year old downie
Classic ggg kino

>> No.72880869

I swear there's no one in here anymore. It's just the mods' bots and damage control and shitposting. We've been had but I've been had the most of all. I am such a naive retard. Well, that's what I get for believing in people.

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Weak ass little faggot

>> No.72880917

I wish, lmao

>> No.72880945

She sounds like an actual kid singing this song, T o T https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMYySVEBuMo

>> No.72880955

So what did kroni say, meido?

>> No.72881010

C'mon, you know very well that it's way too fucking ridiculous. No one will believe it in a million years. I'll just make a fool out of myself and give everyone a good laugh.

>> No.72881071

Well, unless someone goes through all the trouble of checking the archives from back then and has an IQ and pattern recognition good enough to figure it out. We both know that no one will and that there's no people like that in here.

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I'm ok with this. I'm gonna go lift so I hope the people watching me have fun watching me do log presses today.

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>> No.72881127

Post physique or larp

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I'm fat right now.

>> No.72881221

Just like Gura

>> No.72881224

I had planned to go to the gym today as well but this is pretty fun too. I'm looking really good rn and spring has only just started. Don't wanna get too big again. Took me 5 years of laying mostly in bed and after that living on a permanent calorie deficit for 1.5 years with hardly any movement to get rid of it. Oh the struggles of being natty with good genes.

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>> No.72881324 [DELETED] 

I think the reason she isn't streaming is because she's trying to stagger the time she comes back with when he came back so it doesn't look like they came back at the same time like last year's second Japan trip.

I think she tried doing this at the beginning of this whole ordeal too, which is why she didn't stream for three weeks before fes. She wanted us to believe that she had left for Japan around February 24, but she didn't.

I knew something was up because it was weird that he streamed 8 times in about 2 weeks because he hardly ever streams. So I suspected that they were attempting to make it seem like they left at different times by making it seem she had left for Japan while he was still home streaming until the first week of March.
But we know that Gura didn't leave until around the time he did.

>> No.72881409

I went to the gym regularly last autumn for like three months and I was already getting stretch marks on my old stretch marks. Now I'm getting so fucking dry again that my face is starting to look like the face of a crack addict again. Still no sixpack btw. So I have to choose between sixpack and crackface or 2-semi4 pack and have the looks of my face maxed. What do I do buds? Do I just take clenbuterol or Testo?

>> No.72881424

Don't forget to add to your rrat that mysteriously both Mumei & Fauna are now obsessed with Swedish candy and have been munching on it their entire stream, where did they get the nack for Swedish candy specifically all of a sudden?

>> No.72881481

Yea, it's fucking excellent. I'd plap her fat, buchy, stinky pussy any day but she just won't let me. Even after I let her spy on me for a year. IT JUST ISN'T FAAOIIIRRRRRR BUDS!!!!

>> No.72881486

6 - 10 instead of 3 - 8 you fucking retard monkey, 3 - 8 are what ballooners did in the 90s, it is deprecated now

>> No.72881535

Jeez the thread's filled with the same old boring shitposts. Why.

>> No.72881578

Boring. I know a psyop when I see one. You know the truth about aliens? This is just like that.

>> No.72881591

Cuntmaze broke out of the containment

>> No.72881710

Why? I can just do 4-6 and esthetically max my physique while training less. And back in the day, before I lost all my muscles from back then, I did 8-12. And you know what? I was fatter then I am now because of "muh brotein". This is way better.

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>> No.72881818

I spent fucking 2.5 hours in the gym, every fucking day. Took a rest day like once every month. Spent hours upon hours on a stationary bike and did an infinite amount of burpees. It's all done in the kitchen or by cheating. Everyone cheats. That's why I got sick of all of it back then. The whole fitness industry is nothing but lies.

>> No.72881842

what do those numbers mean? sets and reps?

>> No.72881844 [DELETED] 

She's a very manipulative person and it's clear they're trying to obfuscate their connection. The thing is, I don't think many people would even care anymore. Most people here are unapologetic cucks and would excuse them being together. They'd say it doesn't matter what she does off stream because Gura isn't her roommate or something.

So all of their effort to hide their relationship does is serve to hurt the few people that do care about such things. And to that, all I can do is ask: why?
Why not let those like me go if it's true? She's so successful and she has more money than she can ever dream of, including a lot of my own. So why go to such great lengths to hide the relationship when letting those who care find out wouldn't hurt her in any noticeable way?
Is it pure greed? Is she just that much of a heartless monster?

>> No.72881858

>I can just do 4-6 and esthetically max my physique while training less.
Yeah, no wonder you get stretch marks, but you do you bud. Compacting > volume

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>> No.72882002

Do you have a time stamp?
Fauna wasn't at fes, so she wouldn't have been given candy by anyone.
Mumei spent some time there, however, so if she has some then it's possible she got it as a present.

>> No.72882005

I went for the meme and actually became a certified personal trainer. But you know what, I figured that I'm not gonna hang around in a stinky gym all day every day. All kinds of weak ass people who just show up for like 4 times and never come back again after realizing what it takes. It's a completely useless job. People who are gonna make it will make it without a personal trainer.

>> No.72882048

Just reps. Wanna get big? Do 4-6 reps for like 3 sets. Go heavy and actively try to go heavier.

>> No.72882079

>Le compacting
Bro you're just training muscle endurance. Go do some burpees.

>> No.72882086

>Is it pure greed? Is she just that much of a heartless monster?

>> No.72882202

And btw, what will make you look more "compact" then striations and vascularity?

>> No.72882220

Mumei ordered that candy from sweden, dont know who recomended those to her. Don't watch Fauna anymore but most likely was Mumei who told her

>> No.72882310

It's not about greed in any case. She doesn't care about money.

>> No.72882321

I'm 180cm/72kg. That's what I'm looking for, I don't really care about strength I just want not to look skinny/weak.

>> No.72882503

It's about power, control, influence and it gets her wet, apparently. It's all petty af. She'd rather be famous instead while playing games with our feelings together with the rest of them. Make sure she doesn't notice you going schizo too much or you'll regret it. It doesn't matter if you went schizo because you worried about her. Even after everything I've seen, I can't deny just how amazing she is. She's one of a kind and ridiculously dangerous. Yet all of you fools underestimate her and make her out to be a dumb little girl.

>> No.72882554

Better take some growth hormone then, shorty. 72kg is pretty weak as well bud. I'm sorry to tell you this.

>> No.72882567

She clearly does care about money. Which is why she only comes back for big sponsorships and collabs.
People like you don't seem to understand scale. When you start making as much money as Gura does, you don't have to rely on superchats or memberships anymore. Most of the big money comes from sponsorships and deals, which is why she came back for the sushiro and sendai collab.
She made a ton of money from those and so that's why she cared. She doesn't need the $35 she gets from your $100 superchat, moron. Such a small amount of money doesn't interest her at all. It's peanuts compared to what she's making from sponsorship deals.

>> No.72882669

gura cute

>> No.72882688

I have to live on lettuce or I'll go back to 90kg without trying. I live on a calorie deficit. I burn fat while gaining ridiculous size as if it's nothing. I'm a fucking legend. 4-6 reps bud.

>> No.72882687

What candy? How do you know it's from there? What stream did she even mention this?

>> No.72882747

she cares about the company unfortunately

>> No.72882762

Yea or the sponsorships just happen because cover takes care of that and she just wants to keep shining on stage so she does. Retard. You don't know her.

>> No.72882844

Isn't that awfully convenient when she stands to make so much money from those collabs?
You're a fucking nitwit.

>> No.72882927

I don't know what that stuff is or how to get.
That must be hard.

>> No.72883113

NTA, but I think he's talking about this.
>[Moom News] Mumei used her 1 million wish on a lifetime supply of Swedish Candy
Which is a joke because she bought a bunch of it back in February around the 23rd.
So it doesn't have anything to do with Gura or meeting her in Japan. Probably.

>> No.72883186

that Sendai thing? she fell for the tourism ambassador trap, nothing more nothing less. she also invests a lot of money back into projects with the upcoming one being Loli Kami cover
also you should also criticize Cover for this, stop being such a nitpicking faggot

>> No.72883204

Don't do growth hormone bud. I was kidding. Everything grows with that stuff. Look at Ronny Coleman's elbows. I was being pretty mean. Also the space between your abs also grows so it'll make ur sixpack look weird. Just go for looksmaxing. Whatever that means to you. Sculpt yourself according to what's possible for you and your sense of aesthetics. Don't do gear. 1.80m isn't short. Weight doesn't matter. It's all about proportion. Maybe not, even. You want to go for that cool gorilla-aesthetic? Go for it.

>> No.72883364

Right, I'm a nitwit. I guess she should just tell cover "no" when she gets an opportunity like that. I guess we shouldn't allow the taiwanese buds to get some sushi stuff. Absolutely horrible, now that you mention it.

>> No.72883421

At least go schizo about something that matters. Like, wtf, are you saying? If you think she ever cared about money, let alone that she still does now, you don't know her in the least and you should fuck the fuck off.

>> No.72883474

I like when buds talk about Gura's finances while having almost no info to base their analysis.

>> No.72883622

Right, but that bs will get traction and me teasing the interesting rrats gets ignored by everyone except the mods. I really don't have much to work with in here. Wtf am I even gonna do?

>> No.72883795

I miss having fun with both-online-schizo and the pajeet. Those were the days. All the fun people have left.

>> No.72883939

It's all gone to shit. Meidos have lost it completely. Fun schizo's aren't fun anymore. All the legit buds are gone and are being impersonated. There is no community here. Maybe there never was. Maybe it was all a schizophrenic delusion that I came up with because I needed it.

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>> No.72884025

This place feels like the thieving guild from Skyrim when you just get there. Decrepit, derelict and abandoned.

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Anon it's dead hour what do you expect?

>> No.72884123

>she also invests a lot of money back into projects
Nowhere near as much as any of the JP members. Gura still only has one original song, two if you count Blue Horizon.
She puts almost nothing back into her own channel, which is odd for someone who makes more than most other members in the company.

>> No.72884161

Can't even have happy memories about it anymore because I saw it all go to shit. It should not have gone like this. I should have died last year. I never should have seen this. I never should have lurked in the shadows for a year. I shouldn't have let the mods have their way with you, buds.

>> No.72884180

>I guess she should just tell cover "no" when she gets an opportunity like that.
How about she just care as much about her fans as she does about these giant sponsorships? How about only half as much?
How about anything at all instead of complete silence for months and not spending any time with us whatsoever?

>> No.72884192

I am just as guilty as them.

>> No.72884262

Sure move the goalpost. All I said is that she didn't care about money. Now leave.

>> No.72884268

The Sushiro collab is making millions of dollars. Even if she only makes 5% of that, she's still looking at hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars.
You think we have no basis because you think we're as stupid as you are. But people can see how much superchats she gets and estimate minimum numbers for her memberships. Gura is taking home close to a million dollars a year and that's low-balling it.
Fucking retard.

>> No.72884403

>moni moni moni
Ffs, stop talking about money. No one gives a shit. Did I mention that your privacy is being invaded? Guess not.

>> No.72884414

Generally merch licensed out to others is paid for with a flat fee. Otherwise they can lie about how many items they really sold.

>> No.72884447

you're talking about Marine? money can't buy connections and preferential treatments retard, just because you have a lot of money doesn't mean you have to spend it and get scammed

her 2023 birthday 3D live didn't happen because Cover was a scummy, incompetent and greedy company which you should be criticizing

>> No.72884473

Lmfao. Very funny meido. What would I do without you?

>> No.72884562

>Even if she only makes 5% of that
And where is the proof that there's a rate in the first place? For all we know she got a fixed 50k comission and that's it.
>people can see how much superchats she gets and estimate minimum numbers for her memberships
Which we also don't know the rate between her and Cover.
I'm not arguing whether she's a millionaire or not, retard. I'm telling you it's dumb to even think about it in the first place because you would talking out of your ass.

>> No.72884610

Not just Marine. Watame and Okayu also spend a ton of money making MVs. So do most of them.
Things like 3D lives, covers, and MVs are paid for by the talent. Not Cover.
So if one of them doesn't have any of those on their channel, then it's because they didn't want to pay for them.
Cover didn't force Gura to be a cheapskate and not reinvest in her own channel.

>> No.72884659

I feel like spilling what kroni said during powerwash. At least that would be funny and interesting. You people are boring.

>> No.72884744

Alright, here goes: kroni told Gura that I was jerking off while watching the stream.

>> No.72884755

>Which we also don't know the rate between her and Cover.
Yes. Yes we do, idiot. Multiple holos have come out and said that they get half of their youtube revenue. Moona, Coco, and Matsuri all said the same thing to name a few off the top of my head.
And Coco confirmed that they get 50% for personalized merch for things like their birthdays and anniversaries. She said that when it came out that Niji only gives their talent 2%. She specifically said "And I thought 50% was bad!"

>> No.72884845

In my defense, it was like 5am or something. I had already decided that I was gonna fap. I was getting pretty tired so I wanted to get it over with. But it's not as if I was gonna turn off the stream to watch porn instead and miss the rest of it. All I did was multitasking. There really was no need to make a gag-sound. Like, wtf. Everyone does it.

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>> No.72884856

Additionally, the remuneration covered in Covers financial quarterlies accounts for them paying 50% of generated revenue from youtube to the talents.

>> No.72884902

So how did kroni know that I was jerking off?

>> No.72884913

music focused holo who lives in Japan
music focused holo who lives in Japan
>So if one of them doesn't have any of those on their channel, then it's because they didn't want to pay for them.
Gura wanted to spend money on 3D lives but Cover wouldn't let her do that and we know that 3D lives are very expensive

try harder

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Look at this little whore

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>> No.72885002

>triple cope
We have no idea what Gura wanted to spend. All we know is that All the others have tons of MVs and covers on their channels and Gura has next to nothing even after almost 4 years.

>> No.72885008

Yea, me. I am the sex symbol of /vt/. But the mods are hiding all the good stuff from you, buds.

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>> No.72885079

I... I yield.

>> No.72885108

If you did it would just make you gay playing into their faggot delusions.

>> No.72885119

watch streams
>All the others have tons of MVs and covers on their channels
who said they are all expensive? some of them are dirt cheap

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Then it looks even worse that there's hardly any of them on Gura's channel, doesn't it?

>> No.72885236

Thats great. Now post actual profit that they have made from that

>> No.72885342

They said it was the most successful collab they have ever had and Cover said it was the most financially profitable collab they have ever done as well.

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did I miss anything chumbies?
gone to the woods for 5 days, what do I miss?

>> No.72885432

moving the goalposts

you lost an internet argument, now fuck off

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>> No.72885470

I don’t know what’s more schizo you coming to this thread to shill your whore or the mental gymnastics you go through to believe anyone in en besides Gura is unicorn friendly.

>> No.72885550

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.72885582

I didn't lose shit, brainlet. The entire argument was about how Gura doesn't like to invest back into her channel. The fact that there aren't even that many "cheap" covers or MVs on her channel shows how little she's willing to put back into it.
Not only did (You) lose the argument, you were defeated with your own words. No goalpost moving was necessary. I rest my case.

>> No.72885592

That's not how this works. I want to have sex with the cutest girl in the world and give her all the love I have. All of a sudden, there's a homo mod that wants to fuck my ass. That doesn't make me gay. Like, wtf. You aren't making any sense. My cock was made for ass. I will be fucking cute fembud butt and the cute fembud can have fun with my ass with their anal-beads-dildo-thing. That doesn't make me gay in the slightest. It is mods who are gay for me. Obviously. Like, who even declares for all to see that they want to fuck another dude in the ass? That is like the gayest shit you can say.
>I want to fuck your man-ass
>Haha you're gay now
So stupid. It's in the same level as Cartman sticking butters dick in his mouth while he sleeps. I can not make this up. Lmfao.

>> No.72885662

And we also know they get shit from products they had nothing to do with and I doubt Gura had that much involvement either collabs aside from recording voicelines.

>> No.72885838

>The entire argument was about how Gura doesn't like to invest back into her channel.
but she already did and has expressed the willingness to do more, are you retarded or what?

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Good news, I mostly fixed my speaker positions.

>> No.72885904

Oh fuck. Did I type the stuff about the anal-beads-dildo-thing out loud? I am ruined. Oh, whatever will I do?

>> No.72885940

>your whore
My "whore" is Gura. It's always funny watching you assume everyone against you is KFP.
I don't even watch Kiara. You're just an insufferable asshole that gets upset and throws a tantrum whenever she gets brought up here, which half of the time is your own doing, by the way.

You're a schizo that hates everyone and is secretly a homobeggar. I will never let you live that down. Not in a thousand years. The two homos that were fired deserved it, by the way. And I hope it upsets you every day that unicorn fans are happier and happier (with the exception of us because Gura doesn't stream or care, I guess).

>> No.72885967

So, how did kroni know that I was masturbating?

>> No.72885973

Damn, chumbuds are really good at making fanfiction. And Okayu? music focused? Get your ass out of here

>> No.72886070

No one cares about my "fanfiction". You get your ass over here, fembud.

>> No.72886079

I bet you thought you're being very smart here

>> No.72886132

those voicelines and flying out to Taiwan are a hell of a lot more involvement than Cover plastering her face on a mug or towel and shoveling that kind of stuff in their online shop.
And since she was flown out to Taiwan, that probably means whatever second phase of this collab is happening probably has a lot more participation on her part. Otherwise, why'd she have to go their in person?

>> No.72886156

You’re both pretty much correct, but you also forgot to account for body type. Were you bulking up? Muscle or in general? Were you losing weight while building muscle, or just getting leaner? Generally comes with loose skin as well. You’re arguing without knowing the goal or how the other person looks. Fat guy, skinny guy, sometimes marginally fit, powerlifter and an athlete won’t be working out the same way nor will they have the same goals

>> No.72886280

My body-type is called "champion".