/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Shogun Edition

Last thread: >>72756689

TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72797230
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

vanguard 3d announcement doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>72798702
Not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72798702
Vanguard 3D announcement deez nuts!

>slaps my nuts

Lmao got em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72798702
It will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72797253
Amen

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

>>72798702
NEXT WEEK
TRUST THE PLAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>72797253
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>See talk about a secret tournament in Armis' schedules
>Wonder what it is
>Check Ruze's schedule
>He just flat out spoils it
heh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799009
Oh, you're worried about that secret tournament they're holding? Don't worry, I bet it'll be something really important, like a contest to see which of them can eat the most corn on the cob without spitting it out of their ass.

But yeah, I've gotta hand it to Ruze, that was pretty sly of him to just spoil it like that - though I think I know why he did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72798702
It would be Wednesday night if we were to get it the announcement. However, ARMIS and Shinri are dangerously close to overlapping the sacred Saturday 7PM PST timeslot. So, probably next week.

[Anonymous No.]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy did they give him shorts in the holomeet art if they were gonna cover them anyway. im going insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799009
>>72799081
......What would be the point of holding a tourney with only 4 people? That's not a tournament, that's having a session with the lads. Plus Fight Crab isn't exactly the best game to hold any sort of tourney in. I'm sure Ruze forgot timezones and accidentally slotted it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72797253
Amen.

[Destitute Investor No.]

>>72797253
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799281
(rolls eyes)

Yeah, well, I'm not sure what all this talk about tourneys and Fight Crab is, but I can tell you one thing for sure - they're probably all a bunch of losers who are too scared to come out of their shells and face me. But oh, well, they can play their little game while I sit back, relax, and blow this sweet, sweet weed into my baby-mama's face, all because Uncle Sam says it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72798972
>>72799157
>>72798920

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799318
>>72799281
is this a bit why are you guys typing like ding dongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799281
dunno, but I was checking jurards schedule and it said something about a tourney, so I checked everyone else's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799257
KEK
Wakaru.
Thankfully we have artist like yourself to right the wrongs in the world, shadeanon.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it would be a really funny last minute april fools joke if bettel gave me an unprotected creampie while I ovulated

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799320
To be fair, the rather fast 2-week turnaround from Altare touching down in Japan to 3D announcement was most likely the result of multiple extraordinary circumstances: only 2 guys to train for the studio, and the studio isn't recovering from such a big event like Holoexpo recordings, and Axel already being there/most likely trained earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799342
I'm not sure what you're talking about, anons - you're the ones who are acting like ding dongs by getting all up in my grill about some stupid tournament when they should be minding their own freaking business.

I just wanna sit here, smoke my weed, and maybe watch some cartoons without dealing with other people's BS. Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

>>72799320
>HQ goes to japan for 3 months on Cover's dime
>Month later their 3D is announced merely 3-4 days before Axel's
>VG goes to japan for 3 months on Cover's dime
>A month later
>???
I'm right and I will not take my meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799410
Stop posting here Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799342
.....Dude, I talk like this all the time? I've been in /mans/ for ages now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799461
>>72799594
Shut up bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799549
Flayon is not a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799594
In fairness it it does make you look like a tourist faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>72798702
After all of them have reached 150k subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799606
That's it - you've done it now, man. I'm warning you, I really have a short fuse, and if you keep it up, I'm going to have to take drastic measures.

Just you wait until my food stamps come in, then I'm going to buy so much ham - and I won't share a single bite with you, because you were so mean to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799594
*sighs* *checks notes*

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799606
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799637
how new? The sub requirement thing is long gone .

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799675
magni is such a slut

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799720
THAT'S NOT HOW AN IDOL IS SUPPOSED TO TALK

[Anonymous No.]

???
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1775032475531739302

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799702
It's back now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799766
is this what he meant by making it up to us

[Rich Investor No.]

>>72799720
>good, might watch his streams without going deaf early

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799788
If you're talking about the ReGloss, that's a self-inflicted challenge, they're getting their 3D regardless if they hit that milestone or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800026
If you mean self-inflicted by the girls it certainly doesn't appear to be. It's self-inflicted by their management, though, yeah
Some of them are taking it very seriously, Ririka for example, in a way that doesn't quite seem like a cute marketing challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>GB's zatsu is gone
huh? what the hell happened during that stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800093
I would caution to not rely on 4chan rrats. If they say it's a self challenge then it probably is. Anyways, this is offtopic

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800152
They never said it was a self-challenge that I ever saw.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Morf-in time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800276
>Armisisters missed the morf arc
Sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800125
did he show a photo that wasn't cleared by manes? I was going to listen to it later on but I didn't see any other anons mention anything out of place

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800125
He probably just uuuuu'd too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800152
nah it's a management-mandated challenge, saw a clip of it some days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800125
That is weird. Maybe because he talked about going into a sex shop (and the worker was giving him things to touch) or that he mentioned jurard lived in the philippines and not the badlands? Either way I hope it goes back up soon, his airport stories were too funny to lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800125
I knew I should watched that vod before work instead of watching blue fuck play with toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800026
And VG is gonna get the same "challenge" too

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800641
They absolutely won't, don't be ridiculous.
500k subs per person in VG will take literal years and might not ever happen in their careers if we're being totally honest. Cover knows better than to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800739
That's why I said 150k

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800739
whats stopping them from getting 500k huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800772
Meh, I still don't think that's ever going to happen. They don't want to play around with sub challenges for 3Ds because any new gens in JP run a serious risk of having some of their members under 150k subs for half a decade+ judging by Uproar.
Holostars just operates on a different scale of numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800850
no one watch holostar

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800850
Because unfortunately this is a hobby dominated by lonely straight male otakus who would rather watch some girl with Gcups make unintelligible moe noises for 3 hours than watch someone like Ruze who is actually interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800850
>>72800910
500k subs isn't some trivial thing, it's a ridiculously hard achievement. stop judging everyone by Hololive standards. and go back to /#/

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800026
>>72800093
>>72800432
You guys need to go back and tell people my head canon theory that if the subscriber goals are met in a timely manner, the 3Ds for the girls will be fast-tracked versus needing them to wait in the usual queue.

[Anonymous No.]

niji's and indie's can reach 500k+, but you guys don't believe in our boys doing it? fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Ofcourse we have this discussion during sea hours. Sorawrity woke up looks like

[Anonymous No.]

This is none of our concern
Something that is of my concern is whether Octavio will be able to control himself whenever someone cashes in on that cat ears toggle on Twitch.
I fear for him, cat ears are like a cursed item. He will say nyaa~ and I will suffer the fatal curse of immediate death

[Anonymous No.]

>Blaming it on Sorawrity out of no where
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

The boys should make unintelligible moe noises for 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

SAVE US, PISSANON-KUN

[Rich Investor No.]

>>72801178
This would have a devastating effect on the economy.
more NPC streams? nyo.

[Anonymous No.]

It's impossible to influence numbers either way so it's kinda retarded to discuss them

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801271
My guess is its some tourist seething at Holostars because their vtubers got hit with a 150k sub line even though it 100% ensures they'll get their 3Ds much earlier than in the usual queue

[Anonymous No.]

If you use a slime as a piss bottle how would that affect them
Would they dissolve, suffocate, or just live on as piss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801342
>>72797253

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801342
Stop babbling nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just saying that it's not impossible for Cover to pull a retard move and give the same kinda "challenge" for gens in line to receive a 3D from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801233
I
AM
HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801419
learn to read retard

[Anonymous No.]

>SEA horas
Here is a picture of a happy White couple

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801434
It's pointless to do it for Hololive (bar DEV_IS) and it's just mean to do it to Holostars and runs the risk of any new Holostars gens getting it extremely unusually late. So no it's not happening

[Anonymous No.]

so this is what happens when no one streams

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1775045670082433079

[Anonymous No.]

>VG is never getting 3D, the reason why all of them are at Japan working long hours every day like both Axel and Altare did is because uh... they became construction workers! Yeah that's why Shinri was talking about the differences between the walls in Japan and Elysium

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801726
3D ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801095
>>72801136
sorawrity are still at uni/school around these times. go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801763
You're right, they don't have a subcount requirement. Their requirement is how many old man JP cocks they can service for their 3D. Hakka is currently in the lead, followed closely by Shinri and Flayon whilst Lazy Bettel needs to up his game if he wants to be there onstage

[Anonymous No.]

Need 3D Gavis Bettel awkward white man dancing

[Anonymous No.]

Proposals and dedication for tempuras. Tears and loneliness for tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72799257

[Anonymous No.]

>>72801434
Hey nijisister, the company who holds off on 3D debuts after them already being recorded is not Cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72800125
>>72800347
Yeah. He was just scrolling through his phone for photos, so I doubt that he got management clearance first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802067
Fuck off to your thread or kill yourself, tribalfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Dy3_shi/status/1774786150315729241

[Anonymous No.]

Lord all mighty please render Flayon's bulge in 3d and DO NOT nerf him, I have but one simple demand that needs to be appeased. Amen

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Bettelion make repeated tapping noises as they walk on hard surfaces? Imagine hearing TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP repeatedly at 3 AM if these imps get the zoomies

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802106
Yikes, that anon touched a bit of a nerve there it would seem

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802151
Of the base form? Yeah, they’re reminiscent of Shinri commenting “you’re made out of pink and blue toothpicks!” on that one twitter space. Tippy tappy. I like to imagine a crowd of donut steel OCtellions would make a variety of squeaks, squawks, honks, rattles, whistles, horns, etc. like a circus tent of clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802211
Why do you think your retarded nonholostar catalog drama belongs here? This is why nobody likes you worthless hololivetrannies. Keep your shit in your containment threads, you greasy troon

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802287
Nice transphobic meltdown, right after the Transgender Day of Visiblity too. Real tasteful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802238
> I like to imagine a crowd of donut steel OCtellions would make a variety of squeaks, squawks, honks, rattles, whistles, horns, etc. like a circus tent of clowns.
Imagine Bettelions basically doing elaborate performances of dance and silly noises to solve personal disputes or attract mates. I think the mating dances would have a second part where an interested partner can jump in and join. If they like each others' calls and moves at the end (and haven't died from someone dancing on a live bomb) then it is a success

[Anonymous No.]

settle down frens

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802354
Here's your thread >>72801164

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802456
Pretty much every single HolostarsEN would be disgusted by the kind of language and horrible beliefs you have, by the way, but I'll leave it here so you stop shitting up the thread with your horrible bile

[Anonymous No.]

Niggersanji is not important
Transgenders are not important
Only Holostars RABU RABU

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802084
Why is he always like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802084
I'm so tired of him doing stuff like that, why does he go out of his way to act like an indie

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802106
>tribalfaggot
Kys nijinig

[Anonymous No.]

uhh, support the cause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802477
>>72802481
shut the fuck up both of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802287
Hi nijisis, did you have a nice Easter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802536
You're far closer to kill yourself than I will ever be, Hololivetranny. One look in the mirror away, in fact. You and your whores are not welcome here, faggot. Post Holostars or die

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

>Shut up nigger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

HE LOVES US

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802586
>His hololive whores are so boring he has to resort to shitposting in a Holostars thread
How sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802084
I wonder if one day he will stop doing retard shit to get his VODs killed or he's just trying to speedrun getting terminated over dozens of warnings and insubordination

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802636
So what is up with your life that you explode so easily?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Should I dig out my police costume? I just got my axelotl plushie and I have a silly silly idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802636
You have a whole branch to defend on the trenches, your company is on fire. Get the fuck out of /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802084
was a picture of a sunset and a picture of a toasted mochi stand really so scandalous the whole vod had to be taken down for hours of review??

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802662
I mean he's a vestie lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802723
Japanese corpos don't fuck around with perms, it is what it is. Yes it's kinda autistic but it's also for good reason, JP copyright law is a little nutty.

[Anonymous No.]

Gavis Bettel is built for rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802743
Lowkey could see him being difficult on purpose to stick it to the man that broke down his oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802710
I've been here longer than you, trannoid. And telling your fellow Hololivetroons to fuck off with offtopic shit is not "defending" you braindead faggot. And you wonder why Holostar fans hate your tranny guts

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802791
How long is that? From /mag/ days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802775
lowkey can tell you're retarded and never watched goldbullet for more than one minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802775
>Hololivetranny infests thread
>Absurd rrats immediately start appearing in an otherwise pleasant thread
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

I have no mouth and I must yell slurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802791
>I've been here longer than you
That's a blatantly lie, one because I've been here from day one, in fact one of the first posters, and second because you just arrived 6 months ago and does nothing but shit the thread.
Useless scum

[Anonymous No.]

If rape bad, why jester sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802834
You and your roasties will NEVER be welcome here and I know that makes you trannies seethe so hard. That a male vtuber space doesn't cede any ground to your whores and their AGP schizos

>>72802891
>esl
Yeah, sure you are tranny. And you've done nothing but shit up the thread since then

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802965
You never give any answers, all you do is deflect and yell about trannies. Is this what Bettel would want? You know that Flayon has actual tranny friends that he supports which honestly is one of the reasons I will never watch Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

I going 2 the bakery 4 sweets
cotton candy idiot dad is sleeping after drinking funny water
what u want

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802965
Nijiniggers think they're respected in /mans/ and always end up foaming at the mouth when they realized they're laughing stock just like everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802965
i hope you defend our boys with the same vigor in nenmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803072
You're arguing with me because I called the worthless hololivetranny out for posting about Niji drama, something that is expressly offtopic. Why would you want offtopic shit in this thread unless you don't care about Holostars whatsoever? And don't worry, even if you watched Flayon, it's not like Hololivefans like yourself are spending any money on Holostars or contributing to the fan community in any way. Your view means zilch.

>>72803117
All those words and your whores are still not welcome here. How sad :(

[Aspiring Investor No.]

>>72803045
The shoes are pointy
why
is he stoopid?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803187
What's wrong with pointy shoes? Are you a faglord

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803160
They don't talk about Holostars. Unlike the Hololive threads who despise Holostars and have schemed for years against the Stars. Which is why their fans should not be welcome here. Why would you ever want a crowd that sent so much hate and harassment towards Tempus and JP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803164
Yeah it's not like I bought the vn once it released on steam, or the birthday mech of multiple boys, the cheap vps? Nah, not me. Absolutely none of the plushies (that still have not been sent what the fuck geekjack) and I definitely am not going to buy Tavi's birthday bundle. But enough about me, you of course have bought all the merch, haven't you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

this banchou menshi is so good, this prince really is a sweetheart

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803151
bettel's chin in this is tragic, he is shaped like the moonman

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803275
If literally every single Hololivefan who "watches" Holostars died tomorrow, it would make zero difference to Stars income. Because you're not the main source. And whatever pittance you and your fellow Hololivefans generate doesn't compensate for the utter levels of shit your kind has flung at this community for years. Hololivefans will NEVER be real Starmin

[Aspiring Investor No.]

>>72803229
The pointy shoes offer little tactical advantage in combat.
If they were pointy at the bottom like crampons, then perhaps they could be used for curb stomping. But pointy at the front confuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803269
What do you think of Jurard and Flayon, the resident hololive fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803317
>Bettel looks like moonman

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803357
So you've bought none of the merch, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803370
Don't like those qualities of Jurard but, unlike every other hololivetranny, he had enough redeeming factors to be accepted into Stars despite it. What good do Hololivefans bring to the Stars?

[Anonymous No.]

>schizo is triggered again
Man, I miss the good old /mans/... You really know that the schizo came from niji because of their us against them mentality. They don't understand that not all people are the same and that people can like different things.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop giving free (You)s to the resident slur throwing tribal anon, if not given attention they DO calm down and post normally.

[Anonymous No.]

Moonman moonman can't you see

[Anonymous No.]

ARMIS LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>people can like different things.
>Unless it's thing that catalog told me to not like
Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me just posting Gavis Bettel

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

Sorry his legs are a little long, they don't fit in a single image

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803439
Again, scroll up and witness the Hololive tribal faggots who started this with their offtopic bs. Would be nice if you called them out too

[Anonymous No.]

>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.

Schizotranny can't read. Makes sense since they seem to have room temperature IQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803359
Feetsies for kicking and ripping out organs like a cassowary! I'm also pretty sure it's meant to tie into the subtle imp thing he has going on in his design.

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda funny how the nijisis is so against trannies when niji livers go on about pride and trans visibility and all of that. No wonder Flayon is one of her favorites

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803513
I could break them. In exchange, I will let him use my third leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803519
Honey, for all of your attention given to tribalfagging and stars purity, your behaviour absolutely stinks of nijisister and doxx sister. Learn how to report offtopic, hide the post, and be emotionally mature enough not to shit up the thread for hours at a time over things that you could quite easily, learn to ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda funny how the Holostar fan has a holostar favorite instead of oshi-ing a hololive roastie like me i am very smart yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803519
This >>72802067 is the shitpost you are having a melty over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803519
You can argue they're tribalists... but they didn't even mention hololive. Only you did. You're really reek of niji. Go back to nyfco or whatever farm you're from

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72802767
Nice art

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not into oviposition and I like toptare better than bottomtare, but damn that picture of an Altare dripping cum from both ends while pushing out Noct's luminescent eggs was pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803617
You know who else likes attention?

[Anonymous No.]

holy samefag, i thought you got a job but alas

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803689
Nice thumbnail faget

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803617
>Learn how to report offtopic, hide the post, and be emotionally mature enough not to shit up the thread for hours at a time
And this applies to me but not to the trannoids inexplicably dragging Niji drama into the thread? Okay, faggot. nice job exposing yourself

>>72803628
Oh jeez, I wonder what corpo fan likes beating THAT Niji horse in offtopic threads and appending random buzzwords to "sister" and getting VERY angry at being called out as a Holotranny? Beats me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

I need to get this off my chest someway or another so I will just dump my shit here.

I am a straightbro who loves tempus and I wanted (and still am) to join starsEN because I want to play with the boys so hard. I’ve been watching them since debut and I feel that I developed a friendly parasocial relationship with them, I actually genuinely do believe them to be my long time friends. I am literally an incel irl, more incel than any incel here, I don’t even have anyone to call a friend. And I thought friendship was overrated anyway until I met tempus.

The problem is: the fans (especially the femanons). Being fawned upon multitude of girls is every man’s dream, and I am not an exception. The problem isn’t with the normal female fans, it is with the fujos. I DONT want to have a porn of me with another guy, the thought alone revolted me.

But no matter, as long as I exude alpha masculinity, I at least wouldn’t be the one receiving the dick in art, I can imagine the one getting dicked by me to be a girl no problem.

If you’ve been in /MANS/ for a long time, you may have already guessed the problem; The sisters don’t care how manly you are, they for some unholy reason love to draw porn of every fucking tempus member getting dicked down by Altare (which I didn’t understand since he is the most feminine guy). No matter if you don’t interact with him, there will be porn of you getting a Altare’s dick in your ass if you joined tempus.

And I didn’t want that, I thought that I will legit hate that part of my fan base if I saw a fanart of that. And I know that any streamer that hate his fans becomes bad himself. But I can’t control my feelings of disgust, especially since Altare is my least favorite member.

But I still wanted to be in tempus no matter what. So I needed to understand my fears. I started watching Altare’s streams the most, studying them so I can understand why the sisters like him on top and copy his tactic to my advantage. If even I were to be shipped with Altare, if at least no one like any portrayal of me unless if I to top I would have won.

Still I didn’t understand that much from watching his streams only. I don’t see what he is doing differently for a lot of sisters liking seeing him as the alpha. So I decided to put my shoes in a fujo’s head. I started reading tempus gay porn fanfic.

I did start reading just for study material, really. I just wanted to understand my potential fans. I even started writing hypothetical fanfic of my potential tempus persona and Altare, just as a creative study on a femanon mind. That was all of it, I am reading and writing gay porn to understand and control my potential audience, nothing more. If I can see the appeal of a feminine man like Altare dominating over every more masculine man than him, maybe I will crack the code.

Yet, I ended up as for now with 25 finished fanfic, mostly with Altare and me getting dicked down. Though I did write multiple harem fics where every member of tempus (including my potential persona) are Altare’s sex slave, but with me being Altare’s favorite. It’s gotten to the point where I start having wet dreams about Altare of all fucking people. I can’t even watching his streams anymore without getting at least horny. And this also ruined the other members streams as well, I can’t watch any tempues member without feelings of intense guilt of what gay porn I wrote about them. I don’t even understand how the sister deal with this guilt

I will never ever release those fanfic and they will be besides me even within my grave, I don’t want to lose my last strand of dignity. I will stop watching the boys for now until my feelings blow over. I still want to join tempus but I need to at least clean my head from this filth before I can face the boys head on

> t. a straight bro who /MANS/ turned gay, now is trying to recover

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803747
AYO TTOTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803722
Thanks! I just realized the pic I saved sucks lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803733
Exposing yourself as a catalogfag, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803775
I remember this but the subject is Altare kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803775
please this post makes me nervous every time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803814
I want the sauce so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803733
Because nijisisters are at the same level of unicorns. Both you and the unicorns should unironically kill yourselves. Can't help mentioning "nijisister" when you act like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803733
>what corpo fan
Hololive and holostars are under the same "corpo". You don't fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803747
>>72803814
hot

[Anonymous No.]

Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen art of Altare dicking Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>Catching up with menshis
THE STARS ARE ON FIRE BROS
SO MUCH IS COMING HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803775
https://files.catbox.moe/8v9i8s.mp3
WHERE'S MY PEANUTBUTTER ANON READING, YOU HICK FUJOSHIT
>>72803840
https://twitter.com/tempura932/status/1773515230414594390?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803866
Altare and Hakka should hold hands while a giant horsecock rams leader and a bara reptile cock blows out the birdhole

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803866
there was quite a bit a long while back, though half of it hakka was a cuntboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803844
>Unicorns
Aw don't be shy. Say it like it is: the majority of Hololivefans and the people generating their main revenue. Hololivefans in general have overwhemingly been a net negative for Holostars for years now. The "nijisisters" aren't the ones that sent Tempus (and StarsJP) death threats just for existing btw

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803866
Huh. Me neither.
>>72803911
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803882
:3c I'm excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803857
I care not for your silly pedantism. You are well aware of who I am referring to, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803923
>The "nijisisters" aren't the ones that sent Tempus (and StarsJP) death threats just for existing btw
She doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio post makes it sound like he's actually committed to playing this game remake for months

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803944
>Managing to rape a high speed target that can also fly
I believe leader could do it!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803957
I'm not being pedantic dumbass, you're trying to paint all hololive fans and all holostars fans as enemies because you're mad that everybody in vtubing shits on your real primary "faction" (nijisanji) ever since their big meltdown earlier this year. Why don't you take it somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803889
Thank you chu
>>72803866
The only one I remember was Hakka with a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803988
Hakka can only really hover with his glass wings so it's easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803982
If you're talking about Rebirth, no shit dude. Dude took an entire 3 months to play FF16 no matter how dull it got.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gibby didn't attend the armis dinner or the stars en dinner

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

USELESS DRUNK FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803958
Pathetic how desperately you're trying to revise history but we don't forget what your kind's behavior has been like, faggot.

>>72803992
>you're trying to paint all hololive fans and all holostars fans as enemies
I don't need to paint them the Hololivefans have literally been the Stars sworn enemies for years now. And I don't give a shit about any Niji drama which is the reason i told the other anon to fuck off in the first place. You can't shit on a community for years then turn around and go: "Oh hehe sorry we're actually friends and it was this other third party that was attacking you all along". A hololivefan can NEVER be a Starmin

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804069
>Gibby got wasted before the planned first ARMIS Dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803930
god dang RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803775
If you want to join just to play with them then give up, you lack resolve. Also didn't even finish the second paragraph but it seems like you "became" a fag, but you've always been a fag.
>t. last straight male of /mans/ >>72803775

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804077
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804094
A deadbeat is one of our regular tellyposter/twitterposter/content providers, a takodachi is our most beloved archiver. You however have contributed nothing but trash to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72803814
this is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804077
I have a confession
I appreciated all the things he drew for us and his skill, but his art style is disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804103
>God dang rape
Yeah for you maybe. Never underestimate the red man's strength and pillar size

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804069
Wasn't the starsen dinner where he and jurard had their romantic moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804162
Based, it's so fucking ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804171
I don't care for Flayon's immersion breaking real life bs, in lore he's a toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804134
NEWFAG SPOTTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804172
I just try to appreciate the vision

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804069
he's such a drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804155
>tellyposter/twitterposter/content providers
Lmao.
Takobro is a genuine asset though and an exception to the rule. It doesn't excuse the overall community's behavior towards Holostar and Holostarfans though. No seriously, who do you think is going around harassing the "homos" for collabing with their oshis and "siphoning resources from the girls". How can you excuse that behavior? Hololivefans are trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804258
nijinig

[Anonymous No.]

Rexy is real cute right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804258
nijinog

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804258
As someone who watches a Hololive casually, I agree that Hololivefans are absolute fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804172
no gb wasn't there

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804222
GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND 7 R-TRUSES

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804284
>>72804301
And yet despite that, you're STILL not women :(((((

>>72804311
You may be an exception. I don't even care about Niji, I just don't want those worthless shitstabbers in these spaces

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most hype/high energy stream
I need energy to fuel the final hours of the Yotsuba market

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804333
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804172
I think I remember a dinner where all of armis were with axel, bettel, hakka(?) and then another dinner where all of them and managers were invited on company's dime to a fancy restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>sorawrity reminding banchou to drink wawa
it's impossible to not see them as his attendants/maids now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804353
Either of the temprizz for sensible energy, flayon’s tempus week for insane hype energy

[Anonymous No.]

>Never was a dinner with full armis
holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804353
Tempus + Ruze offcollab karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

drinkink milk instead of alcohol TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804352
Yeah, because I'm a straight male, seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804353
90% of jurard's streams are high energy streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804353
Tempus offcollab Karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804424
AGP

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804423
got too excited and typoed aiiee

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kanadeizuru/status/1775071588758831294

[Anonymous No.]

Long ass story about Gintama for it just to be about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804474
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804475
Where are the StarsEN titty milk rankings

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804473
They've been obsolete for decades, PCI-e is the norm now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804532
All their diets suck, they'd taste like blue cheese

[Anonymous No.]

shikamane I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804552
Blue cheese is good though. Especially with wings

[Anonymous No.]

banchou exposed ToT

[Anonymous No.]

PUTTING BANCHOU IN A TINY SHIRT TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a buff guy
Well there you go yumes. He ain't no twink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804609
He'll always be more twinky to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804474
Altare seething rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804609
Why do the boys feel the need to go "I'm actually buff fr fr" even if their model is not. At least Hakka owns it

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804609
He's a skinny bitch just like Flayon.
These boys need to learn kayfabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804575
nice art desu. I NEED MORE ART OF BOYS EATING. I WANT TO SEE THE BOYS JUST PIG IT OUT SO BAD. I WANT TO SEE THEM EAT HEARTILY LIKE THEY'RE HAVING THE BEST MEALS EVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804609
eh. twunk seems better for my prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804694
Jurard's model reasonably looks like it could be at least otter mode so it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804699
i don't think jurard cares about lore much but you'd think flayon would with all the effort he puts into his schizo videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804753
In what world. He's a typical bishie

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the world if Ruze got Jurard's model... We would get so much dino content

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804532
>CREAMY AND YAMMY
Shinri
Goldie

>NOURISHING AND SWEET
Altare
Octavio
Jurard

>THIN AND LACKING FLAVOR
Bettel
Axel
Ruze

>DOES NOT PRODUCE MILK
Hakka (not a mammal)
Flayon (too malnourished)

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyone in Xenokuni follows the rules
Someone else in stars en said that people really didn't follow the rules any better than where he was from but I can't remember who

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard not being a drinker is such a surprise to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804856
You're doing Hakka dirty but otherwise I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804802
Otter mode is thin but muscular
Much like many bishie

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804856
Isn't GB a bird as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804856
>Hakka
>Human boy with tengu data
>No milk

>Jurard
>Literal dinosaur
>Has milk
The bias...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804985
He's not a real bird, it's just his motif

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804913
he has been ranting about being black-out drunk that it seems that he had bad experiences about it
kek then again it's not that uncommon esp in south elysiumanila

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805026
But he said he lays the eggs that bubbies hatch from...

[Anonymous No.]

rexford fucking HATES the badlands

[Anonymous No.]

I would vote Jurard for president.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804880
Japan is the place where they follow the rules the most, but if we're talking about laws then it's probably Singapore

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804825
It would be a little too clean looking for him overall imo, even if this is only said after the fact. It fits him a lot to look like and be colored like an elf that suddenly and unceremoniously jumped out of a large sand dune

[Anonymous No.]

he's going even slower than bettel with his storytelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>72804880
Social and politeness rules seem better there, less likely to run into casual encounter sour attitudes. But there's still random airheads who distractedly meander around against the natural flows of foot traffic or suddenly stop in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

How good is jurard at monhun

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805133
not

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805145
:(

[Anonymous No.]

they were so excited about themed cafes

[Anonymous No.]

>Rex is the tigrex, not the anjanath
I understand but I disagree

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>it really is the badlands
>it's lands that are bad
Smartest thing he's said all month

[Anonymous No.]

>The only theme I have here is broke
Buddy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805246
why is he so obsessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805289
I think Axel is going through a traumatic period and is going back to the mind of a child to cope

[Anonymous No.]

Yet again, my gifted membership ran out right before a book club…

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805289
Can my man not have a favorite character

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805246
>>72805289
Axel has infected my fyp with this fucker I don't even know what he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805346
Well it's probably going to be a lighter one cause it's just Redwall anyway. The best parts in it are all food related

[Anonymous No.]

>Still talking about the cafe
We're going to be here a while...

[Anonymous No.]

he's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

powerlevel exposed

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/WBuqH3WFvzc

[Anonymous No.]

>>72805606
he might not do t3 content in t2 again, he told us to make the most of it so it’s fine if long

[Anonymous No.]

holy poorfag
or south elysium is just really shit

[Anonymous No.]

>runaway prince
>prince of dust and inheritor of nothing
that's my ikemen ouji!

[Anonymous No.]

GB trying to get Jurard in trouble and Jurard giving in to peer pressure kek

[Anonymous No.]

gibby sounds like he'd be a fun friend. It would've been better if he's not that frail so he can cause mayhem for more than a week.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone know what restaurant that is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72806542
He doesn't sound fun to me except when he's calm

[Anonymous No.]

>>72806630
he's always calm

[Anonymous No.]

Banchou is a whore

[Anonymous No.]

what stream did he talk about that? i missed it

[Anonymous No.]

tavi keeping an eye on dino incase a fever crept up is very endearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>72806790
Bladder stone reveal? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuUQfeKGYcU
>FuUQ
kek, thats how he reacted

[Anonymous No.]

LEADERS UNIT LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>Miyabi, Fuma, Altare and Jurard took photos together
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>jura jura mite mite
TTOTT

[Anonymous No.]

>Juraa Juraa~ miteee~
FUMA TASO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

abuse the nuis

[Anonymous No.]

Rurex country roads,,,

[Anonymous No.]

He's baiting for more holofags to join holostars...

[Anonymous No.]

what a retard i love him

[Anonymous No.]

>idol culture

[Anonymous No.]

the fact that the leaders are monumental really is something for holostars

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody gives a fuck about Octavio FF7 purple telly don’t even both tuning in
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en

[Anonymous No.]

>>72807276
It doesn't end...

[Anonymous No.]

I can make shinri a father too…

[Anonymous No.]

>doxxing your own dad
For shame, Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>72807276
>click the link
>three minutes of ads
yeah... I'll pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>72807465
Leave it open in another tab and see if you can snag a gift sub, removes ad aids

[Anonymous No.]

i have some leftover meatballs so i'm gonna make some spaghetti for breakfast. yes i'm a ruzader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72807465
Ublock Origin should block Twitch ads too

[Anonymous No.]

oh to be shikamane and play marika with a dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>72807553
Doesn't work on my machine ever since they started implementing the ads into the video player itself or however that works
I think there's extensions that help with it though I haven't looked into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>72807616
try stream cleaner.

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>72801121
Update: I am going to pour myself into a oven tray and die

[Anonymous No.]

It's still pretty funny that Axel and Bettel were telling Jurard he's gonna die kek

[Anonymous No.]

>chikndingoose and tokimane taking care of babby banchou
I gotta audition and get in, its unfair how much access to dinoryona these people get

[Anonymous No.]

Tavi is so stupid and cute I need to pinch him

[Anonymous No.]

I love Jurard but sharing stories he's already told and like a handful of photos

[Anonymous No.]

my prince can never be left alone without his attendant ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>72807871
I want to pet him and scratch behind his ears

[Anonymous No.]

female genitalia mention..

[Anonymous No.]

>y’know female uhhhhhmmm genitalia or whatever
my sides are in orbit holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

If he had pain during the panel he'd probably sound like he was jacking off

[Anonymous No.]

>>72807748
I’m glad he felt better after but I don’t care how many times he repeats this the fact that he was tried to hide his pain makes me uwohh

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna redrocket this puppet

[Anonymous No.]

>>72808050
she’s so lucky…

[Anonymous No.]

>>72808396
i want to offer to check his symptoms and feel up his belly and back and ribs while asking him where it hurts and prodding just a little too hard and then chiding him for squirming

[Anonymous No.]

>>72808396
>that he was tried
jutard please wrap up and let me sleep

[Anonymous No.]

kek he's so flustered

[Anonymous No.]

>jurard M. pregford
uuooohhhhhh i want to hot gel all over his belly

[Anonymous No.]

Getting paid to bring a dinosaur to his pregnancy scan, sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

do you think jurard is gonna change his oshi to pekomama

[Anonymous No.]

>my big heavy tail, my big girthy meaty tail
HORNY

[Anonymous No.]

my megalophobia AIIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

my dumb fucking clumsy drunk fatfuck auntie... adorable failues the lot of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>72809316
with a fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>72809791
TToTT

[Anonymous No.]

Naruto autism..

[Anonymous No.]

>naruto training bells
kancho banchou TTToTTT

[Anonymous No.]

i want to abduct him and lock him in a padded wall basement and feed him perfectly air fried dino nuggets forever

[Anonymous No.]

i want to punch him in the dick and watch him pee pee himself

[Anonymous No.]

Who did he go thrift shopping with? youtube is giving up on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>72810572
ruze, and its jutard SEA net, not yt

[Anonymous No.]

>>72810653
Thanks, that's good to know too, youtube usually doesn't mess up for me

[Anonymous No.]

RUREX ICE CREAM DATE