/vsj+/ - VShojo+ General

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Eh? Edition

Welcome to /vsj+/! A thread to discuss VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them.

Check the last OP because that's all still happening. Except Mata ended. Except except Mata's tease is soon. Exactly 1 hour as of the time this thread goes up. Look forward to finding out the secret and keep things comfy and civil by ignoring and especially reporting bait, and being excellent to each other.

VShojo is:
Froot - https://www.twitch.tv/apricot
GEEGA - https://www.twitch.tv/geega
Haruka - https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu
Henya - https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius
Hime - https://www.twitch.tv/hajime
Kson - https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou / https://www.youtube.com/c/ksonONAIR
Kuro - https://www.twitch.tv/k9kuro
Mata - https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan
Mel - https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody
Mouse - https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse
Zen - https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya

Related:
総長 + 会長 for dedicated Kson discussion
/999/ for dedicated Henya discussion
/lig/ for more + and ex-member discussion

Previous Thread: >>72688271

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LAST CALL. WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
A. 3D model
B. Collab with Mint
C. Collab with Kamii
D. New member tease
E. Something else (tell me NOW)

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>>72701161
why is connor wearing a goate?

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This board NEEDS IDs

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>>72701376
Just like me frfr

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Holy shit Henya got it 3rd try

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Henbutt

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>>72701415
Indonesians? It has plenty.

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>>72701400
Momo model

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>>72701467
Off topic forever, vshobeggar.

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I love the pink rat.

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>>72701467

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>>72701400
F. All of the above

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>>72701507
Only Holofags/numberfags would want more indonesians

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>>72701406

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I need a Mata wearing running shoes over her claws and going on a jog with her Momos. Who do I have to pay for that to happen?

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>>72701400
>Collab with kamii
>Mata says the momos are being sacrificed for a ritual
>Everyone jokes it's to bring a ghost back from the dead
>Assume that ghost is Mint
>When really

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We need someone to play YOMI Hustle

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>Henya just gave up on the autistic platforming that the Boomers did.
This new generation of gamers is smart yet also so dumb.

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who up listening to bike stream while rushing work they put off dangerously long?

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I don't think we've heard anything else since, any guesses on who the outfit reveal is for that Mouse leaked is happening tomorrow?

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>>72701894
Zen Toaster

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>>72701890
I was about to panic and wonder why the fuck you were spying on me but actually I'm watching Henya not Mouse so

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>>72701867
>smart
>Henya

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>>72701894
Either Zen or Mata.

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You don't count.

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>>72701937
Unlikely. She didn't seem to know that was happening until Zen said so
>>72701894
It's gotta be herself or Mata, and I don't think Mouse has a history of doing April Fools things? I feel like it's gotta be Mata.

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>>72701867
Furry platformers will no longer threaten the stability of this org

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>>72701979
I can count to 10

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>>72701945
im in your walls im in your walls im in your situation :(

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>>72701890
>listening to bike stream
I would never.

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she talks more like a toddler in a chibi model

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>>72701979

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I will go for a run after Matas teaser, I hope I won't get an erection I have to take care of.

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>>72701400
an april fools joke.

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>>72702366
this

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>got drunk
>woke up
>banned from mommy's chat for 12 days
Fuck

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>>72701456
Exactly. Giving her enthusiastic adoption of technology, she probably already has a full body immersive VR experience of being inside her pussy planned for the future.

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>>72702450
It was 12 hours unless you actually said something fucked up.

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>>72702648
Such a sweetie

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>>72701400
She's reading from a book
She's performing a "ritual"
She sacrificed the Momos

She's bringing back the dead

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>>72702648
what is she thinking about and what is she talking about?

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>>72702648

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>>72682514
I am trying to download the last mouse stream but i keep getting an 'domain cant be reaced' error. I dont have this issue with any of the other links. Anyone know a fix?

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>>72702753

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>>72702507
>an entire explorable VR world that's a full recreation of Mel's pussy
SIGN ME UP

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>>72702744
refer to >>72702753

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>>72702724
/in/

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I am love with Haruka Karibu

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>>72702744
Content leech is trying to leech from Mata now.

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>>72702898
>minor grammar error
fuck

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>>72702898
Even though she plays Honkai Star Rail?

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>>72702744
She’s doing a 2k donation match for the idf

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>>72702809
>includes a full historical index of how she contracted and the noises while used a toy that made her cum when you select a part of her pussy
If VR isn't moving in this direction, what is even the point?

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>>72702938
Yes

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>>72702939
It's no big dayo.

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>>72702959
It already got matched as well

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>>72702997
This anon has the right idea. We need more anons like you in this world.

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Which of the Shojo's is most likely to be serial killers? I think the contest comes down between Hime and Mata, but what is your opinion pretty boy who's reading this?

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>Mouse you look so cute

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And she's going again to get to 50k.

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>>72701814
i just realized. the ghosts in mouse's new background. is it happening?

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>>72703084
Geega

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>>72703100
2nd worst model after milf queen.

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>>72703108
I think she genuinely has too much money.

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Monke is picking strawberries in someone's orchard

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>>72703108
mom is incredible, that's a lot of money for a streamer her size

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>>72703113
that's goro

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>>72703040
As a Melbro, I understand.

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>>72703108
Last year 51k ish was the ending total

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Tax write offs

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>>72703164
SHE'S COMING HOME BOYS

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>>72703122
Geega is the only one who could get away with it.

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>>72703179
Aren't you boiling in a soup right now?

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Mata going wild with donations. Also is this the same spot that Kaho and Giri went to where Giri looked outrageously sexy?

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>>72703252
>He didn't take his phone into the primordial Matara Kan

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>>72703244
She's already home. Vshojo was never home.

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>>72703164
goro is currently nyans tits

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>>72702997
im imagining its like one of those 90s or early 2000s educational "game" cds for pc, like eyewitness

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>>72703179
Can you get tax deduction for sponsoring IDF?

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>>72703084
Geega

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>>72702959
>idf
based gaza hater

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>>72703359
If you don’t specify which idf the government may even give you a medal

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>>72703303
yeah i believe so. it's probably the easiest one to get perms to film
and yes, giri is a prime piece og hag

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>>72703303
>Mata going wild
nice

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>>72703179
Someone tell Kuro lol

[Anonymous No.]

When Mouse saw Connor sucking strawberry she imagined she was the strawberry

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>>72703437
kek, you funny guy, still have internet to make quips on 4chan because jewish missiles haven't killed your entire family

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>>72703527
Delusional kill yourself.

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The connorsperg is currently in a catatonic state due to how kino cyclethon has been so far.

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>>72703692
Shut the fuck up you’re both annoying

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>>72703543
jewish cam girl is killing sperm

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>>72703793
Your self awareness is startlingly low anon. Please do better

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>>72703798
yeah mine

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How come the strawberries at all my local grocers look like shit compared to these

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>2 British guys ambling through a greenhouse and just leisurely eating the berries
This is even more entertaining colonizing than the Shogun reboot.

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>>72703798
How did she get the tape off from under the clear fabric?

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>>72702150
why you lying

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Is it ethical to cook lobster while it's still alive?

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my favorite recurring bit is when mata speaks lyrics in a regular tone

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>>72704015
If you can't hear the animal screaming in pain while you cook it, it's not worth eating.

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>>72704015
Probs depends on it capacity to experience pain and level of sentience

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>>72704015
Ethics aren't real.

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>>72704015
they dont feel pain

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>>72701400
Announce a new VShojo member.
But it's totally an April Fool's joke.
But there's also a date 2 weeks from now.
And then it isn't actually a joke.

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>>72704015
Who cares, it's a fucking lobster. I doesn't even breastfeed its offspring and humans kill and eat animals with stronger familial bonds than that.

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>>72704113
MTD would be my hero.

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>>72702899
go away please I beg you you're so annoying everyone here hates you

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>>72704091
Ethics are real because our eyes are real.

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guys that zen toaster merch is real right? i would unironically buy it

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>>72703601
I hope your having a bad day watching the couple for the next two weeks you delusional fuck

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>>72704166
How can our eyes be real when 60 fps is fake

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>>72704140
Have Ina and Kronii ever tasted forbidden traditional Korean dish?

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>>72704166
But that would make ethics like mirrors.
And if people reflected on the ethical cant of their actions, they would be terrified of mirrors because then they might look themselves in the eyes.

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>>72704317
Korean food is basically putting slop in a brothit and making it spicy.

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>>72704329
Nah would be fine because the vast majority of people don't actually think or question their ethical beliefs beyond the basic emotional ' this makes me feel bad so must be bad' or vice versa

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https://x.com/VShojoJP/status/1774626893406580991?s=20

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>>72704317
>translation "bosintang"
>google it
>mfw

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>>72704397
sounds good to me

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>>72704479

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why is zen trying to steal matas thunder?

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5 minute warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElz7oJDZAE

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>>72704015
don't tell him about foie gras anons

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https://files.catbox.moe/zonnu5.mp4

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>>72704480
>On January 9, 2024, the South Korean parliament unanimously passed a law banning the distribution and sale of dog meat, to take effect in three years. The three-year window allows for farmers to find other sources of income. According to a 2020 survey of South Koreans, 83.8% of respondents reported to never having consumed dog meat before.

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>>72704610
I'm ready.

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When the kid is mad at the dad and dad doesn't know why.

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Weakest Hentai

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>>72704464
Hence the fear of mirrors.

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>>72704113
New member tease will just be a Twitter/Youtube tease directly from Vshojo, as it always has been.

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UNDER A MINUTE!

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MAN I LOVE HARUKA KARIBU
A
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Zen is ready (with rizz)

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I'M SO EXCITED!!! I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!!!!

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LESS THAN A MINUTE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElz7oJDZAE

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ALL ABOARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElz7oJDZAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElz7oJDZAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElz7oJDZAE

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if they were doing all the clockwork orange stuff on me they'd use this song

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ROFLcopter at this Hotline Miami 2 beats

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>>72704691
Looks pretty small compared to the weakest mousefags

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>I miss fighting with someone
BROS?

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It's Mint

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WAIT

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lol theres no way right

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>summon a demon

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M I K A
I
M
A

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>>72704480
Nyan will love this

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Who could the demon be!?

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>>72705088
>Trying to summon a small funny demon
It's so fucking Mint

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MAID CAFE?

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i would protect mouse's smile at all costs

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>MAID CAFE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I'm GONNA KRILL MYSELF

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>Mousey's baby teeth
Even Mata understands kek.

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Why does Mata have Mouse's baby teeth buried in her tits?

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HOLY SHIT

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NO WAY

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>Codec sounds
YUP IT'S FUCKING MINT

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>>72704691
ayo not the swag pants dummy what are you doin

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This is like a Soviet Bloc cartoon made in 2024.

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SHE FUCKING DID IT

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OH NO FUCKING WAY

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HOLY FUCK

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>Metal Gear call sound
LMAO

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I like this but I wish she'd do even a bad voice acting job for it instead of none at all WAIT ITS FOR REAL POMU

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ITS HER

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holy shit geega is /in/

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ITS REAL

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SHE'S /IN/

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PREPARE FOR THE RAID

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>>72704015
It tastes better and also minimizes the chances of food poisoning, if anything it's necessary

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Mom summoned Geega?

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Before everyone freaks out too much reminder that this was planned for a while now.

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too obvious

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>Teases Mint on April Fools Day
She's going to Holo

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turgid cat is /in/

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>>72705363
NOBODY loves Metal Gear more than MY GENERAL

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i would slap zentreya's ass so hard at the vshojo maid cafe that it would make castle bravo look like a minor explosion

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EVERYONE, BRACE FOR THE TOURIST INVASION
LEMME SEE YOUR WARFACES

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Seething catalog in 3.... 2.... 1....

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>>72705363
Meds NOW

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Did you rike it?

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BUT IS IT AN APRIL FOOL OR NOT

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MY SHIP IS CANON!!!

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Remember guys, this is a "prank" so it means Pomu isnt actually joining.
It would be either a cock tease or one-off collab.

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so what now

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>>72705384
But that means there's more reason to freak out.

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ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA

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IT BEGINS

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well played gunrun

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MGS???

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>>72705453
Now you get disappointed when nothing comes of it.

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>You have alerted the horde

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>>72705417

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>>72704685
Every women in every relationship

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>>72705443
Okay realistically it is this. The two got together in Japan to plot Mint's redebut and Mata is just doing this to help her friend get the word out and some hype.

But that's fucking boring so SHE'S SO /IN/ BROS!

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>>72705417

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>>72705417

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nothing against you guys but please i dont want this to be true. my oshi deserves better than sharing a company with a tts bot

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Prepare the gift shop, its about to get messy

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Reminder
https://twitter.com/MataraKan/status/1774272496218304852

24 hours from now, Mata will be heheing even harder
And there's no way her prank is coming at 11PM

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>>72705417

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TOURISTS DO NOT OPEN
ITS FOR /vsj+/ ANONS ONLY
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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>>72705427
Yes, the momos were very cute and now I want webms and screen caps.

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What's up with mousey? she doesn't give me feisty latina energy right now

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>I'm pretty sure my butt can handle it

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I came

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>>72705417

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what id that tts say i missed it

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https://twitter.com/theGunrun/status/1774633881670656401
El Jefe approved

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>>72705602
But neuro is indie?

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wtf I love vshojo now

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>>72705602
get filtered retard

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>>72705602
You will come to love Zen. Everyone does.

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>>72705728
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSP_n_BIe0w

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I'm just saying it deserves to be said that this doesn't mean she's joining, but a collab is almost certainly happening and I'd bet it's tomorrow. My rrat about Pomu leaving Japan conveniently lining up with April Fools was right. I'll claim that anonymous clout I'm owed now.

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>>72705675
I said the same thing to Frrot and I was very wrong.

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>>72705750
rrating intensifies

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Welcome everyone

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>>72705663
She is vibing watchin the Monke man and the most Affable man on the planet bike across Japan

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>>72705602
I initially felt the same way but Zen is very enteraining, and one of the few people that use vtubing for more than staring at a screen and playing games poorly.

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>>72705602
You may not like it, but TTS bot is one of the main reasons why Henya integrated so much into Vshojo and is so happy here, Zen is a unity machine and she will do everything in her for your oshi to feel at home. Well asuming everything will go the way everyone thinks now, which is hard to deny as of right now

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>>72705427
Loved it, but should have been a pic of mouse for small demon

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>>72705663
It pops up whenever chat makes fun of her or when connor's mods were roasting her though polls

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>Hololive NEVER

fucking kill me

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>>72705728
>I have an idea for an anime
>it'S about a highschool girl except she got
>5 minutes of synonyms for big Boobelonies

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>>72705826
The pippa bop buddy in in this game just kills me.

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Mata can make an April fool out of me any day of the week so I'll just dance to her tune. I love my roach wife.

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Why is Henya so frugal?

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>>72705782
Here is my rrat

Mata and Mint will do a collab stream tomorrow and Mint will be playing a character/putting on a voice the whole time. This is the prank.
At the end of the stream, they will play a new video announcing Mint's redebut (under VShojo). This is when the second hehe strikes.

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>>72705728
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2107216111?t=04h59m11s

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>>72705846
*she will do everything in her power
my bad

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matara is literally stirring the pot why would she put that codec call by the end. i dont think its a new member tho coz the thing would be in vshojo main channel if it was

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>>72705602
i'm looking into your future

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>>72705782
Seriously, realistically she unprivated Mint and now this drops. It is just a co-operative effort to create hype for Mint's redebut.

But again that's boring SHE'S SO FUCKING /IN/ SO FUCKING HARD SEETHE YOU FUCKS!

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>>72705782
The only reason I believe Mint isn't joining is because she's clearly very into idols and idol culture. She could pursue something like that in Vshojo but she'd be doing it by herself essentially and it feels like that would be too rough.

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>>72705901
Don't worry. NotPomu is just using Mata to promote her debut back into the indie scene. From there, she'll just be waiting for word back from Cover on her audition.

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so is mika busy jacking off or what

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She has become so powerful without the Niji weight.

>>72705937
I also made this post.

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So, Mata is summoning a "demon". It means new character?

[Anonymous No.]

2 bait threads already up kek

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>>72705959
Living in extravagance just makes you a target for all kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

Will the japanese Backwater cannibal rapist come out soon or only after dark?

[Anonymous No.]

People thinking she's going to holo are basically ODing on copium.

[Anonymous No.]

mint please dont drop your old ip for a new demon character we already have too many dime a dozen vtuber demons

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>>72706058
Pomu's PL was maid mint, who was a ghost maid. The rrats about Mata sacrificing the momos to bring a ghost back were right lol.

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>>72706002
Thing is, anon, this isn't a new member announcement
It's just a teaser

Also the entire thing is referencing Mint
>someone to fight with
>omurice from a maid cafe
I think even the toenail thing is a joke from the way back when (some Momo could correct me if I'm wrong)

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>>72705602
>unironically hilarious
>amazing rapport with her chart
Welcome to the Zenyaverse, loser.

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>>72706058
>left over omurice
>baby demon teeth
>"maid"en cloth
Maid Mint.

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>>72706002
Unless... because they're such close friends... they wanted it this way. Talent Freedom bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna keep my expectations really low since its April 1st

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>matara saying she misses the drama and wants to fight people on her april 1st teaser
shes definitely doing it on purpose lol

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>>72706002
Everyone in Vshojo owns their IPs my dude, she can bring in mint into vshojo fine, just like Geega brought her model into it.

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>>72705663
adventure time

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yeah, its TOO obvious
100% a red herring

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>>72706166
I would applaud them if this is just an April Fools bait

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>I got nothingAAAAAH
Are these the consequences of hanging out with Giri for extended periods of time?

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>>72706134
>toenail thing
From a quick search, that was during their "Escape from New York" watchalong

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>>72706227
Or like Mike created an IP for Vshojo and left with that new IP and still streams as Nazuna once in a while

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Do people really not get how important it is to own your own IP and what a big + this is.over other corpos.

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>>72705602
your rrat poisoned brain will be cured by force. you will watch the tts bot and realize that she's fun and the evil whores are actually all nice hags.

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>>72705602
Wait Neuro is in Vshojo?

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Until something appears on the Vshojo twitter I will assume this is just a collab or something. Doing otherwise is just hyping yourself up to then be disappointed.

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>>72706002
If this is a new member and I think it's too early to say then we won't get confirmation until after the collab happens. Unless VShojo wants to do a surprise debut after consistently teasing people in the past then this doesn't match up with anything.

However a surprise debut aligning with the store reopening would be hype lmao.

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>Goes to Antarctica to save her

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>>72706276
But... what if... THAT is the prank. To make you think "oh yeah sure Mata you're not gonna fool me". It's a double deception!

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https://twitter.com/VShojoJP/status/1774634532710535459
https://twitter.com/VShojoJP/status/1774634532710535459
https://twitter.com/VShojoJP/status/1774634532710535459

[Anonymous No.]

He's doing much better than last year so far.

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>>72706346
But what if that's the prank?

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>>72706346
>double deception
That's what I'm thinking too, it's all just too obvious otherwise

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>>72705962
Adding to my rrat:

The character Mint will play is the demon that Mata summons, who will assist her in reviving the dead
Mint's redebut will bring the character back to life, ditching the ghost theme and just being a maid/idol

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TOURISTS DO NOT OPEN

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>>72705758

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>>72706426
But what if THAT is the prank?

[Anonymous No.]

It's official https://twitter.com/MintFantome/status/1763617912143659100

[Anonymous No.]

You have a very limited time to speculate. Get it all out, guys

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>>72706482
good job anon

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>>72706521
ISRAEL

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>>72706482
I fixed this

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>>72706346
But what if its a TRIPLE deception? You THINK you got it because it was TOO obvious but Matara did it on purpose to catch you and actually do it but THEN she wont actually do it because you've thought of it!

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You fools, it's gonna be a double debut.
>Mata summons demon (Mika reincarnation)
>Demon helps her summon ghost (Mint)
Source: it came to me in a vision

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>>72706521
>not PSLB
Lame.

>>72706542
I literally do not give a shit, I just love events!

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>>72706521
not
>pumpkin spice latte is bussin
for shame anon

[Anonymous No.]

tfw wanted to go far a run, feeling happy and empowered by Mata. It's still dark outside even tho the sun was already up now last week.

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>>72706558
FUCK

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what if she just summons dickson

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>>72706542
I for one am enjoying the negative reaction to this in the Lazulight thread. You think they'd be happy that Pomu's having fun with her friend.

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>>72706521
Fucker, I was eating.

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>>72706365
huh

[Anonymous No.]

Fire demon wife

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>>72706576
Okay but, what if... follow me here... what if... it is a FOURTH level deception! That's not only one more than a triple deception, but 4 in Japanese is "shi" which means "death!" and Mint is a ghost! It's all coming together anon!

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>>72706651
>You think they'd be happy
I would never think that.

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>>72706703
Me on the bottom

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>>72706542
it's just a collab with Mint, that's it

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>>72706634
YAMERO TAKESHI!

[Anonymous No.]

So is there an intro to Vshojo for retards that I can watch?

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Pomu change from an elf to a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK ITS REAL
twitter.com/VShojo/status/1760308126002405731

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>>72706365
we're so back

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>>72706227
Mint model is kinda mid though she would probably want to redesign it before debut just for marketing reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72706706

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>>72706365
Retweeted by both Gunrun and a VShojo main account. Yeah no way this is just a prank.

[Anonymous No.]

An overwhelming sense of relief just washed over me

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>>72706593
Mata recorded a podcast with a friend whose voice we would recognize
That's tomorrow
It's Mika, playing the character of the demon
Somehow someway at the end the demon helps Mata resurrect the dead
Smash cut to the new member announcement video

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>>72706786
Wait, you're saying you're already retarded? You don't need a video you're already fine.

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>>72706786
It's probably just a collab + Mint redebut anon. Not a new member yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>72706802

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>>72706365

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>>72706786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoT1zLbeX0&ab_channel=VShojo this video made me love them when starting out in december

[Anonymous No.]

>>72706831
Oh yea for sure, add some MGS elements to it, maybe a non copyright green ribbon somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

is it over or are we back

[Anonymous No.]

>>72706919

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>>72706801
Because Nijisanji wouldn't let her keep her fairy form when she left, anon. Black companies do that. She'll be back to being cute ghost.

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>>72706862
People need to stop taking this demon thing so literally. She also fucked up the ritual in the video and that's probably what's going to result in a ghost being summoned.

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>>72706786
They are whores.

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>>72706542
Right now we're looking at a minimum of four simultaneous debuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72706954
The forbidden Hime Gecko that was never seen

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>>72706957
a ghost is not a demon

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>>72706786
Conveniently Henya recently reacted to a group of clips which was then clipped and it miraculously features ALL current VShojo talents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeo2k0G-Z_c

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>>72706969
Yeah the "pure maiden" cloth, using her own clothes, and she just said fuck it we're still going.

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>>72706999
I'm in

[Anonymous No.]

After seeing how quickly Dokibird blew up right after re-debuting, there's literally no chance Pomu thinks she needs to join an agency.

[Anonymous No.]

Does this thread have faggots that /soc/post and avatarfag as someone they don’t actually watch?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that big post that describes all the VShojo members for new people?

[Anonymous No.]

Now we wait till 2pm EST

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>>72707040
Watch the teaser again. She fucked up the recipe. So she's going to get cute ghost instead of demon. It's just like my animus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707096
slightly different circumstances

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>>72706969
But it's also April Fools, so there has to be a bait and switch somewhere
Everyone's expecting Mint, but it'll be Kamii (and then Mint)

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>>72707026
vei never used hers either

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>>72707096
you understand half of her popularity is because literally everyone talked about her

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>>72707099
We have one person who uses emoticons and blog posts occasionally.

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>>72707096
>After seeing how quickly Dokibird blew up
the drama powered, she's already deflated since

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https://twitter.com/PunkMacarroni/status/1774496099270615119/

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>>72707096
was because it got plenty of coverage by outside the community

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707099
No. Sorta.

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>>72707096
Dokibird's rise from the ashes is quite literally one of the biggest events in the history of vtubing

[Anonymous No.]

>>72706759
>it's just a collab with Mint, that's it

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>>72707096
>after re-debuting
yeah let's ignore the context regarding her execution and all the drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707180
REAL BLTs

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>>72707230
Look, I agree that it's boring, but it's probably what it is.

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>>72707104
Wait until we have a new member before throwing out primers. Chances are it's going to be at minimum Mata + Mint hanging out on stream. At maximum she'll be joined by more people in VShojo (probably Henya, Zen, Mel, etc)
>>72707138
The #1 rule of anyone who's not retarded on April Fools day is to not tease something that people ACTUALLY want and then realize they won't get because it's not real. Mata's dumb but she's not dumb in that way. Mint is 100% going to show up in some way.

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>>72707180
I think this cosplayer might like mouse

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>>72707096
She got a big drama boost which she has converted to a solid viewer base very well.

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>>72707273
Commit. Say that's what it is and that's all it is.

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>>72707096
Vastly different context my dude.

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>>72706919
>that ryo tweet
it's happening

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>>72707293
She also did Hime and Lily

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>>72707104
Henya: best girl but phase sympathizer
Haruka: doesnt stream
Ironmouse: chained to connor
Matara: sleeps through her streams by 30 min to one hour, sometimes even whole
Geega: GTA RP streamer
Kson: away for a Con/Taiwan/Japan/Trip etc etc
Hime: doesnt stream
Melody: purest Vshojo member
Zen: the most hardworking vtuber in the existance
Froot: briitish, depressed
Kuro: briitish, depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll sing one song when we hit 60k
Didn't she do one song every 1k for a while last time. we only get one this time :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707331
who?

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Mouse singing a song at 57k.

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>>72707213
Eh, I'd say the reason for that happening was more the big event. Not to knock on Doki or anything.

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>>72707120
>Now we wait till 2pm EST
what will happen then?

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>>72707331
Here, bro. Got you some straw to grasp at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707445
>Haruka: doesnt stream
currently streaming
>Hime: doesnt stream
Streamed twice today

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707499
That video was a teaser. The actual thing is taking place tomorrow.

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>>72707544
anomaly, it is not their standard behaviour

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>>72707499
heheing

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>>72707230
This would be the best and cruelest shitpost to get an animated MV and hype up for. I already have a lack of faith in Vshojo marketing and use /in/ posting to cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707319
NEVER! The alternative is far more fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707471
It's all the same event

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>>72707615
Spineless coward.

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>>72707448
there are 14 days left lol. She didn't say every day last time

[Anonymous No.]

Forgetting that other countries drive on the other side of the road is triggering my anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707585
You shut your whore mouth this is the Year of Hime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707445
>Melody: purest Vshojo member
Not since she's been corrupted by Warhammer 40K mini figs.

[Anonymous No.]

Shes awoken

https://twitter.com/HimeHajime_VSJ/status/1774635775017074745

[Anonymous No.]

>only 4 hour stream
Henya hates her job

[Anonymous No.]

>not even 5 hours
its over

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707659
Fuck you! It is far more bold to wade into the seethers and make them seethe harder! This is my war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707747
>>72707753
She's joining phase

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>>72707715
that only solidifies her virgin status

[Anonymous No.]

And the plot thickens...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707747
>>72707753
who did she raid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707803
is he also /in/

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707810
moose

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707810
Haruka

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707810
Haruka. Who really will not give up on this climbing game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707803
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

Hime doesn’t like NTR anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707810
Karui The Druid

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>>72707853
Ryo is already /in/ management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707445
>ironmouse: chained to connor
she owns him at this point
should be
ironmouse: ADHD FOTM addiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707853

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>>72707887
She had a dream grant NTRd her. Since then she's repented.

[Anonymous No.]

What did I miss? Why is everyone freaking out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707445
>Henya: best girl but phase sympathizer
You are a retarded tribalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707986
Haruka rejected Arielle live on stream

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>>72707941
https://twitter.com/HimeHajime_VSJ/status/1772856409450807663

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>>72707986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElz7oJDZAE
Very end of this teaser from Mata

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707986
matara teaser for tomorrow, msg codec call at the end and we WISH its pomu

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>>72708021
phase apologists can suck my dick

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>>72707986
I just caught up too, mata dropped a teaser for her event tomorrow and it ended with the MGS call sound
so it's something to do with deerskin. not necessarily a debut but probably a collab with her on call at minimum

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>>72708050
but that's for april's fools

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>>72707986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElz7oJDZAE
Mata premiered a teaser video for her April Fools event and it heavily references Pomu/Mint in various ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708111
>codec
>!!!
It's 100% a red herring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708111
Don't fall for this again. Gunrun is what caused everyone to freak out over Vshojo university.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707293
>>72707392
but the question is, has she shown her hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707445
Why are henyafags so retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72703303
Yes it is, that is where Giri was flashing her bra every 5 minutes. It was an amazing stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708163
mata's not that dumb. if it's not pomu in some way people are going to be angry with her and that's the last fucking thing she wants after her years as nina

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>>72708175
The vshojo university was literally taken out of context
this is different

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys tell them to save Ban Hada next? Arigathanks

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708357

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>>72707986
It's April 1st in some parts of the world.

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>>72708225
Nah shes pretty much sfw she likes to display her BLTs tho

[Anonymous No.]

We couldn't find the cloth of a pure maiden.

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>>72708357
Wh OMEGALUL

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>>72708367
shes just greeting her boss, nothing weird

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>>72708396
I was just about to post this lmao

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>>72708335
>mata's not that dumb
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708357
Who the hell is Ban Hada?

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>>72707445
Please don't use this list. It's fucking shit and clearly biased beyond belief

[Anonymous No.]

VShojo just retweeted it

[Anonymous No.]

new thread
>>72708508
>>72708508
>>72708508

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>>72708462
why is voldemort a joke here, i saw it too on a /in/ nijisanji picture too (excuse me i dont lurk here often)

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>>72708033
She didn't reject her, she just said she didn't LIKE her like her.

[Anonymous No.]

Americans going to bed soon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let the record show that I, /vsj+/ Anon, did not fall for this April Fool's joke teaser. I did not make any /in/ posts regarding this teaser.
Signed,
/vsj+/ Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708449
Should've asked Mel for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708553
Because Mouse's Mentor is "She Who Must Not Be Named" or you get banned by the mods.

[Anonymous No.]

just watched the mata video... PLEASE MATA...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708553
some mods enforce more rm than others especially holo ones. (s)he who must not be named

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>>72708613
ok ill research it later lol

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>>72708117
not gonna apologize to any phase but
>phase sympathizer
>had like two collabs ages ago, barely any interaction otherwise
At that point it's going out of one's way to find something to get mad at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708745
the who is a certain holo reaper

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>>72708500
It's exaggerated, but it's not false.

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>>72708745
Yeah the IRL persona of a certain pink haired reaping rapper. Or rapping reaper, or whatever. She collabs with Mouse sometimes because Hololive sucks but we still can't talk about her or we get banned or automodded if the name is typed out.

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>>72708117
>phase apologists
You didn't even deny that your are a retarded tribalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72707445
keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>72708932
If hating Phase would be a job I'd be the CEO

[Anonymous No.]

>>72709015
For being the CEO you'd have to be smart which is not about you. Working as a janny suits you better.

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>>72706053
shes still having some weird emotional meltdown on her twitter about being on meds, depression and hormones. all this means to me is kuro needs to give her a dicking so she calms the fuck down. i dunno i didnt watch mika outside of her new collabs as kami and old clips

[Anonymous No.]

>>72709213
>CEO you'd have to be smart
I see you have never talked to or listened to c-suite cunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>72709292
Those kind that you listened to? No, I sure as hell did not.

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>>72709213
>For being the CEO you'd have to be smart