/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>72615934

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

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>>72638171
SNIFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura baby Gura baby!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura needs to be punished for the pain she's caused

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>>72638275
What now? do you not get tired? All the proof you have never shown how all you have done is prove even more That Gura is doing every bit of what she told us and is working really hard for us.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m so eeepy. Someone put a sleepy Goombus for me please I don’t have any

[Anonymous No.]

My daughterwife is too cute and never has actually done anything wrong.

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>>72638432

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>>72638483
So cute. So sweepy. :3

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[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura the most!

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>>72638432

[Anonymous No.]

Is she still visiting Taipei, or did she go home? Or is it unknown currently

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>>72638432

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>>72639167
she's dancing with the angels

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>>72639167
She definitely hasn't been there for more than a couple of days.

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>>72639639
Oyasame

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>>72639639
goob morning

[Anonymous No.]

does not stream
does not release songs
does not interact with fans

how is she an idol again exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72639167
Maybe she's visiting another country perhaps in another continent

[Anonymous No.]

The stupid people found the thread again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72639867
What's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72639167
Nobody knows because in typical fashion Gura simply does not tell us anything anymore. You would think that a trip to Taiwan would be enough reason to give a tiny update or something but no.

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>>72639639
sharkdreams

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we will never be back ever again, its time to accept this sad truth

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>>72639867
All me btw, gabby is gura.

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>>72639639
sleep tight buddy

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>>72639988

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>>72639988
you're not stupid, you just need your meds

[Anonymous No.]

goober? I hardly know her!

[Anonymous No.]

You gonna be like Gura and see your family tomorrow?

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>>72640395
ye. I need to get to bed already.

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>>72640395
Most of my family are raw poison. To themselves, to eachother, to me. I would love to know what it's like to be in a functional family.

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>>72640420
I'm going to become as comfy as this dino

[Anonymous No.]

What's the point of all of this shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS GURAAAAA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>72640720
Miserable people trying to drag down everyone else.

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>>72640785
Same desu

[Anonymous No.]

I will be the one to marry her.

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>>72641478
all me I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

My real mommy Gura put me to bed early tonight so she could have extra sex with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Total number of streams over the 226 day period from August 18, 2023 to March 30, 2024:
FuwaMoco 276
Bijou 225
Mori 178
Bae 163
Nerissa 162
Shiori 149
Kiara 135
Fauna 103
Ina 97
Irys 82
Kronii 76
Mumei 73
Ame 58

Gura 15

[Anonymous No.]

Today was kind of strange for me, and I was reminded of one reason I love watching Gura stream. I almost never watch vtubers outside of hololive but stumbled on one that was playing a game Gura would never play and decided to check it out for a few minutes. It was someone who isn't very good at all at they game they were playing, yet I could tell they were still having a lot of fun at it despite not having much success. I thought it was cute, and it reminded me of how I like watching Gura have fun at games even if she's not very good at them.

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As a mostly-tourist, I just want to wish you guys the best. Gura is pretty much responsible for getting me into vtubing. Before her, I watched the odd Kizuna Ai stream that appeared on my homepage, enjoyed Miko saying niggaaa~, laughed at Haachama being weird. But I remember the EN debuts, Gura singing Ride on Time, her first gaming stream playing Maneater, and she really awakened me to the joys of this medium.

I was never the waifu type with anime girls; I'd always end up enamored with some new girl who charmed me, and it's the same with vtubing. I love the wide variety of cuties out there to watch, so Gura's absence doesn't hit me so hard, but I'm indebted to her for getting me into all of this, and I understand and respect the fans who are devoted to her. She's a real sweet girl. I hope she feels better and figures out how to deliver her one-of-a-kind appeal to the scene again.

Sorry for my gay blogpost, I'm drunk. Happy Easter.

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>>72641563

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>>72641606
Its a nice post, nothing to be sorry for man.

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Gura isn't trying to get better, by the way. She decided this is just how things are now.
It will never get better. She's a grifting whore that doesn't give a shit about us and hates streaming for people she can't stand.
There are no health problems. There are no projects. She's the only one who doesn't stream because she's too busy doing things and hanging out with people that have nothing to do with hololive and has no desire to stream whatsoever.

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>>72641756
(You)

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>>72641756
yeah me

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>>72641756
Why are you projecting your mom on to Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

She thinks this is fine because she sees her fans as loser ATMs that will always come crawling back and she's correct. She has no love for her fans at all. She just sees us as pathetic weak cucked losers that will lap up any bucket of human waste she puts in front of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae likes Gura a lot, it's nice to see someone so openly support her among EN. I always thought it'd be Fauna mentioning her a lot but she's dialed it back a ton.

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>>72641756
*cums inside of your cute little butt hole*

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo! The cripple is having another seething melty again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72641892
Yes keep talking dirty rrats yessss god your so hot when you schizo post *my cock pulsates inside of you massaging your prostate*

[Anonymous No.]

I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat Gura's shit

[Anonymous No.]

I love her more than he does, or you. Anyone saying they love her more than me is wrong, and each time you say it makes my love for her stronger.

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>>72641951
>>72642015
I've been saying this for awhile but why not just rape our antis? Cum on their foreheads like the dirty begging attention whores they are?

[Anonymous No.]

Are Gura antis femanons?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura romantically at all. I just want to sexually bully and ryona her T u T

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>>72642241

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What would happen if everyone just posted images and didn't type any words?

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>>72642282

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>>72641892

at least she's not selling supas, compliments, smiles and crude drawings for thousands of dollars live on stream like some holomems do. i think that what other VTubers do is way more heartless to fans. we know that gura doesn't just avoid fans, especially during her 6 months off the grid, she didn't interact much with myth or anyone else indicating her issues were real.

gura has been around for a few years now and it's always been free and memberships have been optional, merch purchases have been optional. she's not made a habit of reading supas or devoting whole streams to collecting money that way, she's never asked for donations or "help me reach milestone number X" stop whining about arguably one of the best of holoEN.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how I got at this point. I'm famous and homos that I never heard about want to have sex with me all of a sudden. What a world.

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It was exactly 9 months between the start of her 2 month break in December 2022 and the start of her sudden, unannounced 5 month break starting in August 2023.
Also, it wasn't her dancing during the Connect the World concert in July 2023. In over 2 years, Gura has never moved or been able to dance like this before or since. You'll cope and say it was her, but despite her being in over two dozen 3D performances, no one has ever brought back a single timestamp of her dancing as well as she did during this concert with this much energy and movement.
And in June 2023, Kanauru skinwalked her for the MVs he made for Gura's birthday stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Br7Oc1VmdY

So 6-7 months after her break in December 2022, some kind of condition was preventing her from being able to move around and dance, but it didn't prevent her from dancing for holofes in March 2023.
What kind of condition is okay in the first 3-4 months, makes things difficult by month 6-7, and then at month 9 culminates with her taking a 5 month break where she was constantly exhausted, wasn't able to sleep, and was out of it every time she appeared anywhere between August and January?

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>>72642282

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I wonder if people spam bait so its easier to bump the thread

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>>72642383
Are you saying she became momma shark and has a baby shark?

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>>72642413
Oh, Gura of the Lake, what is your wisdom?

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>>72642462
No. I'm just wondering what kind of condition results in all that happening.

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>>72642459
It might as well just be a bot at this point.

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>>72642481
"Mentally ill people like to shitpost all day and make shit up to start drama."

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[Anonymous No.]

Ear

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura cared about us, she would want to see us and so she would stream.

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>>72642502
Maybe they think its the only way to keep the thread alive.

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>>72642459
I think some shitposters don't realize there's always a new thread made after one dies every time.
There's also some that attempt to kill the thread by posting more when it's already at bump limit.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the sex symbol of /vt/. Did it without trying as well.

[Anonymous No.]

They'll say that Gura couldn't stream this weekend because it's Easter, but her and her family don't even celebrate it.

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S L U T

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>>72642823
Proof?

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What da chumbies doin'?

[Anonymous No.]

If someone shittalked gura in front of you, would you beat them to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72642966
AFK fishing in osrs and playing Fear and hunger 2

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>>72642902
Christmas is a secular holiday at this point, but Easter is much more religious. Gura's family isn't Christian, so there's no reason to think they'd be celebrating it.

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>>72643010
fishing lvl?

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>>72642966
Getting used to my new status and Viva la vida loca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72643053
Just leveled up to 82

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>>72643087
nice

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[Anonymous No.]

It was funny seeing a bunch of people here insisting it couldn't be true because she sometimes eats pork, as if that matters to any non-religious person.

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>>72642966
Planning out an improved chameleon enclosure

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>>72643012
proof?

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>>72643194
Are you sure you want it?

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>>72643216
Not like you could or will give it.
How may times you going to keep pulling this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72643216
Whats another lie among many you've told and embellished over the years?

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>>72643274
Where is the like button when you need it.

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>>72642887
I appreciate this picture for its content, and, I must admit, for teaching me that my Pixiv settings have been cucking me out of valuable content.

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>>72643251
>>72643274
https://mjhnyc.org/blog/alumni-profile-andrea-howard-2014-asap-alum/
Gura's Aunt, father's side. Famous Submarine captain. Talking about her birthright trip to Isreal in an interview for her alma mater.
So Gura's dad is Jewish.

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>>72643376
Nice virus

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I am contractually obligated to say that trying to make easter out to be some firmly non-secular holiday and not just family gathering with eggs and chocolate bunnies to the vast majority of the american populace is too retarded to comprehend, just go back to tattoos or something, jesus.

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>>72643423
That's how they out themselves as mud hut squatters. Easter is just about hanging out with your kids, eating chocolate, eggs, and that sweet ass holiday pay or bonus.

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>>72642966
I am playing civ6

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how many of the nazi posters are killing themselves today?

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was gonna be a quote or them celebrating something else but its just a dumb broad brushed assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

Woah, Gura really is a submarine captain...

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>>72639779
Or working on another endorsement. Getting them out of the way before returning home.

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>>72643595
I don' know what people like about peeps

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>>72642966
I've returned to watching anime. Sousou no Frieren lives up to the hype.

[Anonymous No.]

Schizos let me down. Again. Anyway, oyasame. At least call your parents tomorrow if you can to say hi.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura isn't a shark... she's a gefilte fish...

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>>72643878
I chuckled

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[Anonymous No.]

I can't remember. Is shitposting like this for every big holiday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72643878
kek

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>>72643918
Yes. And it's dumb everytime.

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>>72643918
I'm thankful I hid all the bait because I'm not sure what everyone is talking about

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>>72643918
It would probably help if she ever spent a single big holiday with us.

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Seriously, why the FUCK is she even in Hololive at this point? She does not stream, she does not produce any songs, she does not interact with her fans. All things an idol should do and every single other Hololive talent does. Fucking hell its so ridiculous. I wish it would be in Covers contract to at least stream 15 hours every single week or else you will get kicked out.

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>>72643959
just go make /cc/ already you faggot.

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>>72643918
Yes but no? It's very understandable as to why there's been thanksgiving/christmas/new years shitposting the past couple of years, but easter? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

The Lord's will be done. All is as it should be.

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>>72643955
Anon... we got asmr for valentines day

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>>72643954
Some crazy having a mental episode. Nothing new.

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>>72643959
They'll say that she doesn't have to stream and Cover won't force her because she makes them so much money.
Which is true, but it's basically saying that she's only motivated by money and has zero desire to spend any time with her fans normally.

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>>72643988
Keep pretending the current state of Gura is alright and buy that sweet merch you gigantic doormat yesbud FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644031
And we got nothing for Valentine's night. Again. For the third year in a row.

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>>72644048
Sure "chumbie"

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Wishing everyone a blessed Easter Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

They will never understand her like I do.

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>>72644073
I thought you weren't shitposting but jokes on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644107
Dumbud...

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>>72644026
Unless you have something to show the class keep it to your self.

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>>72644115
I thought he missed the asmr stream

[Anonymous No.]

We could actually change something about this pathetic state of things. If we all would spam her chat the next time she streams with questions like "Why are barely streaming and communicating anymore?" it would be impossible for her to ignore it. Send superchats and show your discontent openly and tenaciously. We have to make it clear to her that we will not tolerate this current state of things any longer.

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>>72644103
Praise the Lord our God.

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>>72644103
Christ is risen

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>>72644146
Something a Nijisister would do. Fans are so toxic.

[Anonymous No.]

/ggg/ makes me feel young

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644127
>Unless you have something to show
Lol. Lmao, even.

[Anonymous No.]

Not your personal army

[Anonymous No.]

yeah for sure totally real "chumbabu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644193
>>72644209
Its like you deliberately want to get 10 streams a year and crumbs the size of bedbug shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644146
This post is even funnier when you realize he was serious

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>>72644252
Want Gura to be happy.
She'll return when ready. Busy shork.

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You know that Gura is only behaving this way because she learned that she can get away with it? And its all your fault yesbuds. Instead of voicing your discontent you make excuses for her. Instead of boycotting her for treating you like dirt you buy her merch and keep your membership. You godforsaken pieces of faggotshit honestly deserve this pathetic state of things.

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>>72644194
Is it watching that energetic need for some people to shitpost for no actual reason that makes you feel that way?
I've been feeling old myself, I'm turning 33 in a couple of days.

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>>72644398
Yeah I'm sure she's unhappy with her millions of dollars and doing nothing for 9 months out of every year. That must be tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your girlfriend comes over in the afternoon to spend Valentine's day with you.
>She's really excited and happy about today.
>You both make your way to the couch and start talking.
>an hour goes by
>"Welp, that was really nice. Glad we could spend Valentine's day together, anon"
>"Huh, you're leaving already? It's only 5 pm."
>"I've got to go. I only ate a single piece of pizza today, so I'm going to go get some dinner."
>"Cool. We can go together."
>"..."
>"Uh... wait. What are you doing for the rest of tonight? Do you have plans?"
>"..."
>"You're not going to tell me? Why were you so happy about today?"
>"So anyways... I'll see you later, anon. Like maybe in month for 14 minutes over the phone."

Very cool Valentine's day.

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>>72644398
>Busy
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>72644103
DON'T BLASPHEME THE LORD, GOD, BY WAY OF YIDDISH SLUT IDOLATRY!
HER
>(((PEOPLE)))
KILLED HIS ONLY SON!
AND YET YOU HERETICS INSIST ON THIS RANCID HETERODOXY!
A CURSE!
A CURSE UPON YE HOUSES!
A CURSE, BECAUSE YOU VENERATE EVIL
A CURSE, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE DEVIL!
It would be kino if she did a surprise easter stream though

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644417
wifebeater logic

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>>72644398
fuck off Bjoarn

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644482
Jews are matrilineal you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644482
Jews aren't all powerful, they could not kill God

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a bot or are we being raided?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644471
she is not your girlfriend and never will be your girlfriend you dumb loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644456
Yeah, it reminds me of when I was a teenager. These kids have a lot of energy. I just can't imagine someone older than 20 posting all this.

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>>72644146
>>72644252
Then find like minded people too coordinate with and make it happen if your serious about it.

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>>72644538
>Every post I dislike is a raid: The child's guide to using 4chan

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>>72643849
Get ready for the Gooba member's only watch-a-long!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644521
That's only true for orthodox and hasids. The ones in isreal and new york that are basically like the Amish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644463
Why you gotta lie though

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>>72644538
Its the middle of the night and the thread is quick as hell. I'd say its being raided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644590
yeah in like 5 years lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644556
She said she was our girlfriend.

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>>72644398
They reply angrily because they fill their heads with their own bullshit. Trust the shork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644590
That would be kino. Worth watching again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644463
Sorry about that shes filled with my seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644538
Seems like a raid. Or someone with spare smart fridges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72638171
Gurpussy
https://twitter.com/notnoelchan/status/1772692799105781788

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644566
I remember my twenties, boy was I retarded now looking at myself in the present time I think to myself "Boy, am I retarded". Somethings never change.

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>>72644640
>>72644515

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>>72644629
Frieren is not a goob kind of anime. Its more of a fauna type show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644657
That butthole has been through some stuff...

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>>72644640
I trust that she will return at some point, stream 5 times, maaaaaaybeeee release a cover song and the fuck off for at least 2 months again. Because this has been Guras modus operandi for the past 15 fucking months.

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>>72644657
I like this girl's ame cosplay with the bushi pucci

[Anonymous No.]

When I wake up I better see schizo blood painting the halls of this establishment.

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>>72644738
Bushi pucci you say?

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And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my friends: but as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted calf.
—Luke 15:29–30, KJV

It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.
—Luke 15:32, KJV

[Anonymous No.]

We're growing older together, buds.

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>>72644684
but goobwa is the frieren of chuubas. I'd say it'd be right up her asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644771
Samen

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>>72644199
I knew it. Like clock work with you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644771
Aiat

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>>72644774
No...

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>>72644754
spitting too many truths for you to handle huh pussyboy?

[Anonymous No.]

Look guys she's gonna come back with the completed Loli Kami cover + MV and the whole board is gonna kneel! Just. You. Wait.

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>>72644864
Yes, and then she will fuck off again for another 3 months

[Anonymous No.]

Antis fear the Christian shork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644864
>Loli Kami
I feel like even casuals and yesbuds will be frustrated if neither that or the badge comes out by her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all so tiresome.

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>>72644774
ye

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>>72644252
I just want to pump and dump her T u T
I'm too awesome to spend all day watching females who aren't naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644771
This thread is good, the quality of comfyness is good and so too is post quality. All is good and gura is too.
Samen.

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>>72644861
You're fantasies aren't truths. Just cringe.

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>>72644942
this coomer cope is just sad at this point

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>>72644774
How did this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish someone would make a jewish edit of the confused gura with question mark emote. I think it would be funny to post in response to religious posters.

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>>72644921
She's a donkey worshiper, anon.

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>>72644864
what even is the point? the loli kami meme has died already and nobody gives a shit anymore. she should release Full Color already. You know, here fucking own original song?

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>>72644935
You tired of the shitposting too?

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>>72644823
I have got nothing to show anymore. I am already naked.

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>>72644985
Jews are a religion? I thought they were a parasite in the guise of a human

[Anonymous No.]

I cleared my cache and now it asks me to do a captcha for every post...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72645035
Come here! T o T

[Anonymous No.]

I like how simple and childish their minds are. It doesn't even have to be about Gura herself but they'll spin reality with the smallest scraps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644955
I really wish Gura not streaming, not releasing anything and not interacting with her fans at all would be a fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the SEAfag melting again?

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>>72645051
>>72643376

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>>72645002
Alright, that's both funny and hot. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72645035
alright anon, you know what to do
that's right
post 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>72645078
His family abandoned him. Probably for good reason.

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>>72644966
I'm coping? Over what?

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>>72645080
I can't see this post and I can't be arsed to look it up.

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I have become the sex symbol of /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>72644985
Gura ate pork with Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone could post cunny and it would go undeleted for the next 5 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the real sex symbol of /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>72645221
Wrong, its the egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>72645199
N-no you see because someone else is jewish that means Gura is too!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72645180
This is the moment I truly came to anti the shork.

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>>72645199
>>72645241
not him, but you are really stupid if you think non-religious jews don't eat pork

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>>72645199
Yeah? So do most reformed.

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>>72645199
most new yorker yids will eat pork aswell.

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>>72645285
Wasn't there an early stream where she said she ate sausage? Most sausage is pork.

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>>72645241
>someone else
lmao, yeah.
just some random person, right? lol.

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>>72644974
No one knows, it just sneaks up on you.
But we'll all be fine in the end. You me and her.

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When did half this shit become on topic? Do /vt/ jannies no long give a single shit?

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>>72645035
Anon I am at half mast and patiently waiting for you to share bussy. Please don't blue-ball me.

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>>72645330
Every jew I've known eats pork. The only ones that keep kosher are old people and conservatives.

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>>72645347
The Lord's will be done. Please come back Lord Jesus. Please save us.

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Gawr my love...

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Gura isn't even religious. I don't think she's ever mentioned going to church or any other place of worship.
Maybe there's an Atlantean religion, but she's never talked about it.

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>>72645380
What do you expect during a long dry spell?

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/ggg/ is the fastest split no matter if there are streams or not.

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>>72645334
Never said random, retard. But being disingenuous is your MO so it doesn't surprise me.

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>>72645380
We had one here yesterday, but it's pretty rare for any of them to come here.

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>>72645031
>expecting full color on any date other than her birthday

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>>72645496
I think they should just nuke the thread every other hour.

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>>72645542
Its the only way to be sure

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>>72645380
We talk about maps and physics and warhammer and video games and WC3 customs every day. We've run out of Gura things to talk about because she never streams.

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>>72645471
That's a really cool shark fact. How can they do that?

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>>72645542
They should range ban the shitposters. Most of them shitpost in multiple threads and make bait thread too, so it would be good for the damn board in general.

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>>72645532
I miss her drawings.

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>>72645575
This offtopic shitposting seems a lot worse than talking about wc3 customs and eating wingstop.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never stop loving Gura.

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>>72645654
guwa should play that drawing game that got a sequel

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>>72645654
The things I'd do for another cursed drawing stream.

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>>72645622
Theres probably a reason why they don't right?

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I'm gonna rub her nose.

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I want to rubrubrub gooba's grumbly tummy.

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>>72645841
rub it in what?

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I'm going to rub her cun.

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>>72645285
>>72645296
Every Jew I knew was kosher.

While reform Jews make up a third, and half of them do eat pork, the trend is to avoid pork again.

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I just want a glimpse of her panties

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>>72646030
What if she doesn't wear one?

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>>72645906
Just my powerful human hand.

[Anonymous No.]

When you realize all the shitposting about Gura is just based off assumptions and speculation extended from other people that aren't her, the trolling feels less effective. The only annoying part is the spam, really, when people are just trying to chill.

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>>72646094
For my money, it's the most fun to believe that sometimes she does and sometimes she doesn't. Obviously the thought of nothing but her bare pussy under one of her outfits is the stuff of dreams, but especially her school uniform lends itself to thoughts of cute pantsu

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>>72646171
Yeah, even the ame spammer was pretty bad.

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>>72646171
Are you new or something? That's like 90% of the shitposting on this board.
Just a bunch of effeminate men gossiping over 2d girls.

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>>72646000
I guess it depends on where you live. Most young people don't really care about religion anymore, at least here in the states, and Gura definitely doesn't seem like the type to care about that kind of stuff.
I don't think they serve pork at like synagogues or anything, but I bet most young people would eat pepperoni pizza, especially someone who's only half and wasn't raised religious.

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>>72646171
Welcome, you're starting to learn.

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>>72646171
You'd be right maybe if Gura was adopted or something, but it's pretty weird that you're trying to spin it as if that person's religion doesn't say anything about her family.

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>>72646276
Marcus Aurelius said not to gossip. They should read meditations.

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>>72646171
is the religion stuff shitposing, assumptions, and speculation? It seems pretty cut and dry to me, and I'm not talking about circumcision.

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>>72646589
Its all of that plus offtopic

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>>72646625
it makes the nazi posters mad, and I find that pretty funny. So it's whatever, I guess.

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>no april fools stream
>no signs of her at all
>will probably see her next in her prerecorded Mori live appearance
why does she keep doing this to us. even the comebacks have become jokes, you don't even get an entire week of streams out of her any more when she comes back

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>>72646625
Sorry anon, but it's not speculation. It is 100% confirmed that Gura is at least half.

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>>72646589
You would have a better chance of arguing the person who everyone thinks is her actually isn't despite all the proof. Once you know who someone is there are mountains of obituary and genealogy sites to figure out someone's whole family. And it doesn't help that a lot those people are friends with her old facebook account.

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>>72646171
>extended from other people that aren't her
i.e. family. Why leave that part out? Are you trying to cope?

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>>72646679
These guys are blatantly breaking board rules and the jannies cant even enforce that. Useless ass rules

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>>72646799
>someone's family member has in depth interview about family
>well that doesn't mean anything. It's not like they're related!
That is you right now.

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Reminder to report the retards
Maybe some SEAjannie will get off his ass and actually take care of the doxx bs

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>>72647016
Either there are none or the janny himself is shitting the place up

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None of this matters anymore. It's not like she cares about us anyway.

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>>72645654
Want Ui. Sasuga tensai shart.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute?

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>>72647309
Thats my wife

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Masturbating to Gura in a seiso fashion!

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>>72647102
It's stuff like that that makes me sad whenever she insults herself and calls herself stupid or dumb or whatever.
She's actually really clever and funny and it sucks seeing her become so withdrawn and self conscious talking to us.

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>>72647476
I wouldn't say she's ever displayed any sort of smarts but she is absolutely witty.

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>>72647426
How do I masturbate to Gura in a seiso fashion? I only know how to masturbate to her in a non seiso way T u T

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>>72647658
I love the nyamunyamy

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>>72647527
She's not going to be solving complex partial differential equations or explaining group or ring theory, but that's okay. I can do that for her.
She's smart in other ways.

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>>72639738
gura is a mascot

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i miss Gura

i love Gura

i hope she spends easter with her family and has a nice time

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>>72647558
I don't actually know, I'm just happy that I can get off to something as soft as my pantyshot fetish

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I want this

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You'd think that it would be me that would be the shy one in this situation. What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

this covid has been the most mild in terms of symptoms but somehow it feels the worst
2 weeks in and I feel like I'm withering away

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>>72648795
Covid still exists?

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>>72648861
apparently

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Why couldn't Gura have made an announcement like A-chan did?

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>>72648946
Who?

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>>72648991
one of the three people that created hololive.

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If you still get covid you are a weak baby that would have died 100 years ago. You don't deserve to live and pass on your weak genes. Me, my genes need to intermell with Gura's so our offspring are strong, healthy, cute and dumb little girls.

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>>72649145
But she isn't Gura so... why should I care what she does?

[Anonymous No.]

What real life city is the city in Shinkiro MV looks closest to in your opinion? Having a hard time recalling them

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>>72649283
[Atlantis]

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>>72649435
Is this actually canonical?

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>>72638970
>*Le touché*

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>>72648946
What announcement?

[Anonymous No.]

Scar tissues I wish you saw
Sarcastic Mrs. Know it all

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>>72649559
No. I made it up. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of mixed japanese and western city elements in shinkiro and so it's supposed to look more like a fantasy city and not something from real life.