/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>72578056

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I love my wife so much!!

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Sex with a fembud.

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Day 42! Give it up for day 42!

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Gurass

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Gura's short skirt!

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Gura ugly Gura ugly!

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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>>72616276
samen

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>72615367
>>72614700
This reminds me that I got one of the rarest 1st edition Red-Eyes Black Dragon in one of my first Yu-Gi-Oh packs I've ever gotten when I was a little boy.
And I traded it away for a Summoned Skull just because I thought it was cool and had a higher attack power.
Summoned Skull is still pretty cool though, can you blame me?

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Woah, wow, okay, no stream today either then okay okay okay okay okay, right

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more like gay gura general lmao

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>>72616635
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>>72616007
lucubs out

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PLEASE STOP BULLYING... I'm about to get angery...

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>>72616635

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>>72616276
samen

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Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>72617427

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drama free, wholesome shork

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>>72617390
God I love this autistic womanchild...

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Gura has the voice of a prepubescent boy.

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Sapling tourist here, have we heard anything regarding the goobs recently? Not trying to threadshit, I like to check up on gura fairly often

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I’ve been singing karaoke by myself because you guys. It’s very fun. Snow by RHCP and Even Flow by Pearl Jam are very fun to sing.

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>>72617732
shes uh.... selling more merch?

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Is Gura the big gay?

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>>72617822
So nothing through any of the other holos or anything
Hope the fes stress clears out soin

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>>72617896
Yeah, for me

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>>72617938
You are sexualising a minor

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Aite off to the night-shift for me, behave while I'm gone chumbies

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Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

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>>72618043
Oh I’ll beheave…huehahaha

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i miss Gura

i love Gura

i hope she is doing fine

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I know...
I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else...

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>>72618102
A bit of two answers
She wears a diaper, but I'm underneath her and I have to suck everything dry through the fabric

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>>72618266
You get filtered pee? I only get raw pee with bits and pieces in it :/

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>>72618293
I like larping as a pissfag here but that made my stomach churn

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>>72618058
Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

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>>72617745
I'm no singer, but I like singing a lot while commuting in my car to songs I like.
But I have a problem now, I can't hit some specific notes that I was mostly able reach until I got sick a few weeks ago. Is this permanent?

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>>72618346
I can tell. As someone wearing a diaper right now I can tell you disposable diapers don't act like sponges where you can squeeze the pee out. It gets absorbed by the gel and locked in.

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>>72618374
Is your speaking voice fully recovered? It might take some practice but you should be able to get back there unless you had something nasty. I have the reverse problem, when I get sick I like how my voice deepens, but it always goes back to normal.

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>>72618353
>shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse
Sexy and vulnerable

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Okay, time to talk about her key-switches...WHY THE FRICK is she still using MX switches? She talked about her MX Reds fondly in the "shaboin" stream, MX Reds, seriously? She is a billionaire and using basic bitch switches?

Here are some superior linear switches that she should upgrade to:

Invokeys Matcha Latte or Black Sesame (super cringy names, almost as cringe as going to Starbucks, but despite the name they feel & sound amazingly)

Gateron Milky Yellow, most bang for the buck switches

Gateron Oil King or Black ink v2, the safe options

Wuque Studios Morandi

PLEASE Gura, i am so sick and tired of your shitty sounding keyboard, give it away to Guantanamo Bay to be used to torture the infidels....

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>>72617390
>Stinky
Bullish. If you know, you know.

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>>72618733
Faggot.

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Gura today
https://youtu.be/Gab1_QZXT98?si=O-19fBjBLljeEkM4

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Knife spoon?

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>>72618541
Why do you wear a diaper

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They don’t have the nacho borgar anymore at my wendys this is unironically the worst month of my entire fucking life

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>>72618733
Refine this more and it might make a good copypasta

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I have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

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>>72618985
stop eating so much fatbud

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We're in for the long haul chumbies, next big holiday Cover will force her to cash in for is months away

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gawr gura has just finished cumming inside of me

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Gura let me violate you
Gura let me desecrate you
Gura let me penetrate you
Gura let me complicate you

Gura broke apart my insides
(Help me) Gura got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Gura wanna feel me from the inside
Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Guras whole existence is flawed
Gura get me closer to God

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Booba huhaha

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>>72619152
stop not eating so much thinbud

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>Y-you're not talking about killing Ame, are you?
>What else would I be talking about, you fucking idiot?
>No, I'm not gonna let you do it.
>If she doesn't die, we're fucked Joe. We'll be decades in prison, you'll get raped. I heard stories.
>Gura, this is wrong, I'm scared.
>You already killed a cop, Joe. There's no turning back anymore. As long as we cross the fucking border we'll be fine, trust me.
I stop the car and we both leave it. Ame's screams can be heard very clearly.
>Gura, you fucking bitch, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
I feel terrible, I don't wanna see Ame dead. I don't wanna be involved in her murder. I open the trunk. Ame's struggling inside the bag.
>Ame, please calm down, it's me Joe. I'm gonna help you get out of that bag, alright? Just stop struggling.
>Joe? Where's Gura? What is happening?
>I convinced her that what she did was wrong, we gotta solve this like civilized people, killing each other is not gonna lead us anywhere.
>Ok, if you're here then I can stay calm.
I feel regret, I feel like trash, I'm tricking Ame and she will be dead in a few moments. I slowly open up the bag, Ame gets out of the trunk and doesn't show surprise when she sees Gura pointing a gun at her.
>So you did betray me, Joe...
>I'm sorry, Ame. My life will be ruined if I didn't...
>Does that give you the right to take my life then?
I can't even answer her question. Instead I just avert my eyes, I just don't wanna see her dying.
>Well, what are you waiting for then, you fucking bitch? Just shoot me already.
>I'm just savoring the moment before I kill you, now go on and beg me for your life.
>How about this then?
Quickly Ame goes behind my back and grabs me, she takes a knife out of her pocket and points it to my throat.
>Oh fuck! What the fuck?!
>If you shoot, I'll kill him.
Gura doesn't show any emotions, she just pulls the trigger. She was ready to kill me, but then an unexpected sound came from the gun. There were no more bullets.
>Oh shit.
Gura sounded pissed, she didn't even gave us a moment of thought and started running into the woods. I was in shambles. The woman I was supposed to marry would kill me without a second thought.
>You see now, you fucking retard? She's a psycho who was only using you. Now get the fuck up, we have to go after her otherwise she will come back to kill us when she puts her hands on a gun.
>Oh God no, just let me go away, I don't wanna be a part of this anymo--.
Before I could even finish the sentence, Ame was already running into the woods, I instinctively follow her. After some running, we reach a small town not a single soul can be seen there.
>Gura is probably hiding here somewhere.
Ame gives her analysis.
>Ame, we can't kill her, we have to call the cops or something.
>Joe, she's a psycho, she won't listen to reason. Did you know about the serial killer that lives around these parts? It was all her. She called me to her house tonight for an off collab just to ambush me, I was going to be her next victim and the same would happen to you. It's kill or be killed right now.
We start exploring the town. I reach for my pocket and grab a cigarette. It calms me down, Ame then looks back at me with a serious expression.
>What the fuck are you doing, retard? She's gonna notice the smoke, are you stupid?
As soon as she finished her sentence the sound of a gun was heard and a bullet hit my left leg.
>Oh fuck! Jesus, Oh God, this hurt--Fuck!
Ame instinctively hides behind a wall. I crawl up to her.
>Damn, she got you good, huh?
>Oh fuck, please help me Ame, help me I don't wanna die.
>Calm the fuck down, man. Just stay here, I'll try to help you as soon as I finish her off.
>No please, don't leave me alone!
But she was already gone and there I was bleeding to death. After some moments I see a figure at a distance. A small, beautiful sharkly figure.
>Damnit, Joe. I thought we could have been together, but just look at how pathetic you are right now. The least I can do now is put an end to you.
I mumble something to her.
>What? I can't hear you.
She comes closer. Close enough so I can cut her throat with the knife I had in my pocket. Or so that thought crossed my head, but when I saw those innocent and cute eyes staring at me, I remembered why I was her. It was becase she is my oshi, because I love her no matter what, this is the meaning of life. Well, at least this is the meaning of my life. As she gets closer I tell her.
>I... Love... You...
She lets out a cute laugh, gets up and points her gun towards me.
>Goodbye, Joe!
One shot to my face. The last thing I can see is her figure fading into the distance.
>Good... bye... my... oshi...

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>>72619387
Gura killed Nahida and stole her clothes because Gura is envious how much cuter Nahida is are am

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>>72619387
I want to suckle on gura's flat chest like a newborn. Not on these sacks

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>>72619559
Gura loves booba and she wants her fans to love booba.

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>>72619559
based

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>>72619637
I love my hyper-lesbian oshi <3

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>>72619637
My other favourites are stacked hags, I only disapprove when they tarnish elegant cunny

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Why have Gura never streamed Minecraft? I think that game would suit her, slow paced game so she can play and chat at the same time easily

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Ngl, I love booba Gura.

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>>72619780
Yeah I hope she plays the silly block game, its crazy she never once touched it in almost 4 years

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>>72619823
Why is are am ALL AI:s drawing Gura with ugly driplets on her? Doesn't look like water driples, looks like she is melting or having ugly witch warts

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I found ants on my indoor herb garden and so I just spent the last hour and a half cleaning my kitchen.

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>>72619780
The problem is that she doesn't want to chat with chumbies anon, why the fuck do you think she chose to stream Lethal Company to the others over fucking discord instead of just doing it on her channel?

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reminder that gura thanked asmr love nest bud for looking forward to asmr so much.

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>>72619976
Reminder that the love nest started 5 hours earlier than her usual stream time

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>>72619885
Wait is this s AI?
I played with state le diffusion for almost a year in its early days and spent so many hours staring at the varying qualities of slop it produce, I unintentionally trained myself to see all the weird quirks and habits that AI does beyond just shit hands. This didn't trigger anything in my head when I looked at it. Either ive lost it, or this shit has evolved to where I can't anymore

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>>72619959
Maybe she just doesn’t like her fans anymore. I mean lots of chats openly joke about jerking off to her, etc.

Still she can collab and do other content, as long as gura appears she’s adding value.

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>>72620150
>state le diffusion
Stable diffusion. Fucks sake

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>>72618677
>Is your speaking voice fully recovered?
I can talk normally but I just notice that there's a certain spot between the low and high notes that doesn't seem to work anymore.
It's not a real issue, but it still scares me. I might have something wrong with my throat.

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>>72617549
can't be any drama if you pretty much disappear for the whole year

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>>72619637
based

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>>72620150
AI has definitely gotten better, but the anime girls it generates still very often have a signature look to them, if you see more you'll probably be able to pick it up. That one is quite good though.

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>>72620111
Yankee ng out the pacifier, cumming in her mouth then pushing it back in

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>>72619885
That's not AI, dumbass.

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>>72620150
Don't reply to bots retard

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Slow down.

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>>72619976
I will strive to be like lovenestbud.

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Chumbies... I was eating my alfredo but I ate all the chicken and broccoli too soon... now I just have a big plate of sauced noodles....

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>>72619976
More love nest streams are coming I believe.

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How are you chumbuds doing?

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>>72620465
Sauced noodles is a really good meal. I often eat nothing but that.

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>>72620607
I am playing civ6

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>>72620607
I'm very bored. I wish I wanted to play video games.

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>>72619823

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>>72620607
Thinking of something for Gura to wear while she's on Shion and Aqua. Anybody got a favorite outfit for her? I already tried that meme sweater a couple months ago.

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>>72620839
>Anybody got a favorite outfit for her?
White thick sweatpants combined with a black tanktop is the hottest outfit a woman can wear

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>>72620607
Bought some ointment for my chameleon. Now I’m procrastinating again

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What is the definitive moment that separates the era of good Gura from nu-Gura?

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>>72620902
Provide pictures please.

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MY cute shark wife

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I am tempted to commission art of gura to appeal to all my fetishes
No I will not pick up the pencil. I tried

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>>72621053
That looks a lot like my sharkdaughterwifegurandma

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>>72620961
House hunting arc started it but she mostly came back from it. The 2022 birthday offcollab really kicked the disappointment into high gear, but she still had some moments until Nov 2022 which is the official start of nu-Gura.

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>>72620607
Im drinking coke right now. Pepsi is better than coke

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>>72621055
I've also felt this pull. I just want more cute pantyshots, but honestly I've probably got enough.

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>>72620607
I'm just watching anime.
Delta really is the only girl that would work well with a hyper autistic psychopath like Cid/Shadow/John Smith and whatever other names he comes up for himself.

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>>72621172
wow, that pic really encapsulated the shittiness of hololive face rigging, so realistic

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>>72620607
I'm playing Ender Magnolia, not wc3 customs.

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My foreskin is intact unlike you cutters

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gooba!

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>>72621386
Gura, is that you?

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>>72621386
it's not like I had a choice...

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>>72621503
Source? When was this picture taken?

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>>72621386
It was taken from me as a baby

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>>72620607
I ate some shitty asiago sandwich from Wendy’s but I also got a 40oz smoothie from smoothie king. Now I’m under my sheets and blankets very comfy and sweepy. Maybe I’ll watch some anime. Maybe I’ll do my chores. Maybe I’ll smoke some weed. The world is my oyster. :3

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>>72621386
when I shower I like to hold my pee inside my foreskin like a pouch

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Why are so many fatties using the Gura thread to talk about what they had for lunch, as if any of us care?

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Where are the pics of bushy pucci Gura?

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>>72621745
I've never done that, but once i used my foreskin to dock with a Nokia 3310

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>>72621765
I had mozzarella sticks

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Why are we talking about foreskin?

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I had duck for lunch, with saffron risotto

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>>72621765
We're in the stage where the original subject of the fanbase becomes background noise and a pretense to hang out

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I had foreskin for dinner

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>>72621778
you should try it its like a skin balloon

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I had rice with curry and winter melon soup for dinner.

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>>72621936
You sick fuck. Animals are friends NOT food

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>>72622121
ok prove you dont eat meat

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>>72618733
HOOCHA! pocket nixie

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Chumbies I simply love her.

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>>72622293
same desu

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>>72622172
Are you just trying to make me post pictures of my penis again? Because it’s not happening.

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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I had shark for lunch

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>>72621503
There is NO WAT Gura danced/mocap during Chousatai no Teema, absolutely no way, and absolutely no way she moved as fast as in picrel, Gura skinwalked for the 100th time

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>>72622514
Are you a fembud?

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>>72622619
Idk why people think these jealous people are women when it's obvious they're trannies, angry because they will never be a real, cute girl like Gura.

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>>72622674
>they will never be a real, cute girl like Gura
loool, Gura is on her 3rd year of HRT bud, you've been wanking to a semi-guy all these years

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Has Gura become a real boy yet?

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>>72622514
aren't you getting tired of this you inane schizo?

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>>72622781
Gura is the hottest boy I've ever seen, I'd spread my cheeks for Gura.

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>>72622847
In context, that Gorn quote was about her model messing up in VR. So, I can say, no, she is not a real boy.

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>>72622781
you will never be a real boy, Gura. you will always be a faggoty little sissy girl

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Is that one weird doom poet gone yet

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What is the name of the robot dance our boy Gura sang to during fes?

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>>72622937
Ye, he probably went to sleep

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>>72622988(me)
Name of she song, wtf, i am sleepy too

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This is NOT a pose that a women would ever do, case closed

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>>72623186
try watching hip hop lol

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>>72623186
Checkmate retard

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>>72623186
yea she is unfortunately a prepubescent boy in real life

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Are you not embarassed that your oshi is a footstool for other hologirls?

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>>72623491
She wishes she was a footslut. All she can do is stare at holofeet and wish. Like she did to Bae's feet.

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>>72620607
I am full of misdirected anger thank you for asking.

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>>72620607
I'm very upset that I found ants in my kitchen earlier.

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I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs...i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

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>>72622390
So you're gay

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>>72623491
I still don't get feet

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>72623186
What a little lesbo!
You can see how much of a little tomboy she is, she swam in garbage water as a kid. She still has such little boyish moves.
https://files.catbox.moe/tnspex.mp4

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>>72623186
"suck my dick" was her swear word of choice after all

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Read the thread and loved Gura the whole time!

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>>72624029
My daughterwife is the cutest of all

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Wife soon?

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>>72624135
Knife spoon!

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>>72621386
>a non circumcised penis
Gross

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>>72623842
Me neither, but I like how often upskirts are part of the deal.

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>>72624216
you are deformed

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>>72623541
>like she did to bae's feet
Sauce?

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I've been thinking, when she came back in mid 2023 she got a question about another ASMR, she had promised one in april 2023, but then mid 2023 she said she never ever gonna make another ASMR, she was VERY hesitant, then all of a sudden she makes a comeback in January, and all of a sudden does an ASMR for us out of nowhere, almost like a fanservice, then she did 2 karaokes, and other things she had mentioned for a long time, kinda like finishing off lose ends for us.

Then she did FES & i think this is her plan: she wanted FES to be the very last memory of her, the very last big thing she did before never ever showing up in the flesh again, it was her big finish

This is not a semi hiatus like in 2023, this is permanent

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guras manager is afk all week long

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>>72624216
The doctor slightly botched my circumcision when I was a kid so I have a little flap of skin under my glans that looks kinda like a little turkey neck.

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I'm hoping gura normalizes scat soon

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>>72624470
Fuck off scatbud.

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>>72624296
I don't remember exactly but it was one of the offcollab stories from either bae or her or someone else.

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>>72624322
>I've been thinking

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Cute

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https://youtu.be/memW8V7GgQ0

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>>72621936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdnlptVP2B8

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Why are some people making things sound more complicated then they are?
Maybe she really is just an introverted anxious little womanchild that's super insecure and is worried about how she can impress us?
She thinks about it a lot and it's often hard for people like her to properly show it.

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>>72620111
Gura's child toothpaste

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Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

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>>72625009
Some people think too much chumbie. Those kinds of people are made to become book writers.

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STOP LISTENING TO HER TUMMY!!

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>>72624332
?

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British people be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Qerh-h5Vc

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Gura has avoidant personality disorder and imposter syndrome.

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>>72624332
How do you know and why are they? Is something going on? Any news on Gura?

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>>72625009
People are complicated. I think the answer's somewhere in the middle. She appreciates her career and her fans, but she's not as enthusiastic and inspired by it all anymore. She knows she can get away with lots of downtime and takes advantage of that. Doesn't make her a malicious grifter, but it's also hard for me to accept that she really, really wants to come back and is simply unable to.

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What's with all the off-topic shit? Is this a new angle?

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>>72625284
I wonder that myself.

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>>72625284
Shitposters have talked about their literal own shit for months.

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>>72620607
Watching metokur

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>>72625123
I'm going rub her tummy and hum soothing music when her tummy horts to help her fall asleep.

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>>72624377

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>>72625284
Idk gura cute

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https://youtu.be/6cSnWtvWvCQ

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura has syncope and pica.

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>>72625009
because I remember the times when she wasn't like this. having a good memory really fucking sucks.

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>>72625867
Neat. I love onboard motorsports videos

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>>72625922
>pica
Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

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>>72616062
SNIFFFFF

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>>72625009
>>72625262
If Gura ever wants to get back into streaming, she needs to do schedules again. Her motivation isn't enough to get her to stream consistently.

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Gura has imposter syndrome. This is serious, do not make a joke about it.

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>>72626257
>Gura has imposter syndrome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaaANll8h18

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[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm the only chumbie that at least tries to understand her and doesn't only think for themself.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>72626511
>I think

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>>72626511
Thats not true:
>>72626098

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>>72626511
Wrong, I understand her as well because shes just like me.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a Reflect cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aq6Q8wigTg

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>>72626511
I understand that operating purely off feelings is a bad idea and that's why she should bring schedules back.

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Gura sounds like an actual child while singing this song: https://youtu.be/LsmoegyuedI

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>>72626749
You wish that was you homo

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>>72626997
I love when she sings in her cunny voice

[Anonymous No.]

I don't actually like Gura's cunny voice.

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>>72626561

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>>72627085

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>>72624273
the correct term is mutilated.

[Anonymous No.]

Are certs really enough to get into IT? I'm getting my ass beat trying to finish this degree.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>72627209
Yeah. You should ask /g/ for a more current answer, but yes. Finish your associates and get a cert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72627209
The job hunt is going to be grueling because most of the listings are retarded and/or scams. Could luck.

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>>72627359
Do you think I could swing my associate in business
>>72627367
Yeah I don't expect it to be easy, especially nowadays.

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>>72626511
maybe you should think for yourself more often, just blindly believing what people tell you isn't always a good idea.

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>>72627516
Sure if you want. If you’re looking for an IT job with a AS in business, you’ll need to be accepting of very low level entry jobs. Something like L1 help desk. Do that for a year and work up to L2. Do that for a year and aim for Sys Admin. Pretty straight forward path people take in their IT career.

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>>72627724
Thanks for the advice chumbie.
I was pretty close to enlisting.

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>>72627675
I think I see what you're trying to say and I've made a lot of changes in my life in the past several years.
However my devotion to her is unyielding, I relate to her on so many things I can't help but be in love with her and stay with her.

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>>72625123
nyo huhaha
https://youtu.be/MKeK703YU8g?t=3190

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[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a fembud?

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>>72628066
If you’re unsure, you should talk with your advisor. At least at all of the schools I’ve been, every student was appointed one advisor. They always made me feel better about what path I was taking and what job opportunities would be immediately available if I’d continue that path. I really suggest talking to one of them because they always made me feel better, chumbie.

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>>72626484
I like this shrimp gura

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It's so over

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It's so never ending

[Anonymous No.]

When i pooped earlier i could feel sharp bits ripping apart my insides, hate when that happens, how do you deal with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72629729
eat more fiber and drink more water

[Anonymous No.]

Lesbian segs with Gura.

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>>72629648
I will follow her till the end of time.

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[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys noticed how Gura?

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>>72630122
How Gura is incredibly Gay? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72630160
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

This is the average Gura enjoyer, right?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>72630160
it's true

[Anonymous No.]

>>72630184
Nyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72630197
Someone earlier mentioned he wears diapers and was knowledgeable enough about them to lend credence to the claim, so

[Anonymous No.]

>>72630350
chumbabies are gura's favorite fans

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>>72617576
kek irys

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>>72630479
She even offfered to change diapers during one stream

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>>72630616
Also she mentioned "Depend" (adult diapers) in one of her GTA streams out of nowhere, why the fudge does she even know the brand name of adult diapers?

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura expanding her lineage?

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>>72630985
Yes

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>>72617576
Leaders don’t follow the pack

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>>72630742
it's her fetish stop teasing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>72630742
Why do you?

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>>72631334
Because Gura mentioned it, i learned it from her, could you not figure it out from my comment?

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My Gurandma.

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>>72631580
>>72630244
THATS YOUR 9th MONSTER TODAY GURA, CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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>>72617576
I'm not a huge "amesame" fag however I do love when they're together.
They sound like such good friends that may or may not be a couple.

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>>72631665
nyo

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What are the odds that Gura is American and NOT morbidly obese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72632202
Morbidly obese people can't leave their homes without a forklift

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>>72632202
if anything she's dangerously underweight

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>>72632202
>>72632267
Ever since I lost a bunch of weight I have a growing hatred for obese people. I don't know why, but I've noticed that a lot of assholes and narcissists are landwhales.

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>>72632325
No, that was 2020-2021 Gura, she mentioned eating massive amount of buffés and a ton of pizzas & burgers during her few 2023 streams, she easily have gained 70lbs in the last 2 years

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https://app.suno.ai/song/8e12d839-6e97-4139-a7e8-df3fa6682d45/

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>>72632448
I gained 70lbs in only one year

[Anonymous No.]

>>72632505
Nice bulking bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>72632505
I lost about 100lbs in two

[Anonymous No.]

>>72632448
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72632831
I want to be just like you chumbie

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>>72632880
I think the biggest contributor was getting over my sugar addiction. I almost exclusively drank soda, consuming 600–900 calories per day from that alone. I thinned it out more and more with water until I eventually switched to water entirely. Also, start lifting and eat more protein; going on walks doesn't hurt either. Start small, but start somewhere, it will get easier, and you might even start to like it.

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New Kiara frame up, turns out not even Kiara have the power to tardwrangle Gura into an easter collab, this is grim

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>>72630985
What did she actually mean by that?. What's /ggg/ logical explanation for that comment that isn't a pregancy

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>>72633278
I wasn't exactly expecting a stream on Easter but it's really disappointing to not hear from her at all because she recently mentioned how much she was looking forward to Easter this year. I miss her

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>>72633313
>you're not allowed to make a joke or have a thought without it having some deeper meaning
Anon I've most never planned on having kids except with Gura and even I've thought about thinks like family heirlooms or what it would be like pass things/memories on. It's literally just human nature and doesn't mean anything.

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>>72633278
Its a vr collab. They are basically excluding her with this

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>>72633368
>really disappointing to not hear from her at all because she recently mentioned how much she was looking forward to Easter this year
Be sure to remind her when she gets back.

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>>72633447
she didn't say that in a joking manner though, and most females basically crave having children when they get close to hitting the wall

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>>72633278
>turns out not even Kiara have the power to tardwrangle Gura
Kiara barely ever tardwrangles Gura. People really like to overrate Kiara's tardwrangling abilities just because she's one of the few ENs who bother setting up collabs like this.

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>>72633549
I never said it was a joke, I said it was a thought without a deeper meaning. Something people here, like you, like to read too much into.

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>>72633613
Name your favorite Gura vod pal

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>>72633613
EN needs more actual tardwranglers.

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>>72621778
i put coins in mine. like see how many fifty cent pieces i can fit in there. then i put them back into circulation.

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>>72633447
>joke
of course, that's must be it. What a weird joke though

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Also, didn't she just say it because the book was really nice and high quality binding, so good quality that it COULD be passed down for generations

[Anonymous No.]

>>72633769
Why is reading comprehension so fucking hard for people in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72623706
I'd give you my Gura Back, but it's covered in cum.

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>>72633819
Reading comprehension has nothing to do with joke understanding. Maybe it just wasn’t a good joke, anon

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>>72633885
Holy shit you still don't understand.

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>>72633937
I may not get the joke, but it says nothing about my intellect.

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>>72633937
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN, Gura please come back and sing duvet.

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>>72633690
nta but mine is the christmas gift wrapping stream

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>>72633979
>I may not get the joke
There was no joke anon, that's what you're clearly struggling to understand. I was using a fucking example of things that retards here read into way too much.

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I don't like watching vods for streams

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>>72634039
Sorry anon. I'll never take Gura's passing comments with no meaning seriously even if they imply having a baby. My bad

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>>72633368
>she recently mentioned how much she was looking forward to Easter this year.
I don't remember any easter mentions, timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72634113
I used to like watching them, but they make me sad now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72634113
I like watching vods for streams that I haven't already watched. Which is every Gura stream.

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>>72633789
she just wanted to use it cuz she learned the word from thorin talking about his lineage and erebor.

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>>72624511
that's the fake scatbud. I don't want Gura to normalize scat. I want to keep what we do private and between us. It's no one else's business that I tonguedrill her butthole like a hummingbird after she lays some thick cable each morning.

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>>72634158
I think he meant this.

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>>72634169
I like watching vods for streams that are recent. Sometimes the girls mention something that already happened and it takes me out of the experience.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does it always come back to scat talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>72634263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9RXwyFjgWE&t=980s

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>>72634154
You must be autistic.

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>>72634246
I'm not really a scatbud but I understand it more than feet.

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>>72633690
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFnWORBQZJg
I hold sentimental value for this stream, the Muse Dash streams, and the SOMA streams since they really got me into Gura.

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>>72634342

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>>72634169
Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't. Rewatched the dino karaoke on my commute today since someone linked a reupload yesterday anyways, was really cute but also god damn, you could really feel that it was a 2021 stream. Kinda hurt.

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>>72634361
I remember when global was shitting on gura for streaming during the sports festival

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>>72634361
Outlast and SOMA are also my first happy memories of Gura too

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>>72629729
I'm the opposite. I poop mud, and it takes forever to get out, and constantly feel the need to go. But I refuse to wait around with it inside me to dry out and get solid. Wonder where Gura's lay on the bristol stool chart. I hope it don't cause her any stress.

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>>72630197
all tattoo fags need to be killed. Gura hates tattoos.

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>>72634519
well she talked about eating fiber rich things, like psyllium husk, granola bars etc. and she got miralax ads a couple times

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>>72634569
no she doens't, watch streams

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>>72634569
Based

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>>72630985
I'm expanding her gapage.

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>>72634569
>Gura hates tattoos
People making shit up again. She was fond of tattoos in GTA:V & she has a four leaf clover herself according to her

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>>72634452
Global was lame even back then. The stream was comfy and it made me happy.

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>>72634649
>>72634611
Why are you guys coping? Tattoos are nasty

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>>72632341
I'm in the process of losing weird, and still a little overweight, but I am beginning to hate fat people for failing, get your shit sorted fatties. Though I'll never make fun of a fat person at a gym or out jogging and at least making a go of it. I'll always have a dadbod though, which is perfect for maximizing size differents when my lumbering body squishes tiny Gura beneath me, her little hands and feet sticking out from under my mass as I breed her.

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>>72634649
>she has a four leaf clover herself according to her
Actual fucking retard

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Likedandsinanhourglassotooseehtefagsdaysofourlivss

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>>72634611
https://youtu.be/3N7tWk5m7SU?t=2461
nta. she could have meant she doesn't want that particular tattoo but her wording implies she doesn't want tattoos in general.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura does not hate tattoos, but also doesn't quite approve, and does not have any herself, nor does she plan to get any. This has been todays dose of spoonfeeding.

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>>72634699
I watched gura over the sports festival too.

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>>72634649
proof?

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>>72634776
I'm going to eat that sand

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>>72634822
May I have tomorrow’s dose now pwease

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>>72634776
Drinks on me bud.

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>>72634822
Also I will add that even if she loved them she wouldn't have one, because she's a huge pussy and would start crying the moment the needle touched her skin.

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>>72634746
I've got about 15 pounds to go before I'm at the allegedly healthy BMI. I'm not sure BMI applies to me, since I am tall and very broad in the shoulders, but it's a decent enough target.

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>>72634317
i mean nothing malicious by it, just breeze over it and post cute guras. You need not fret, she is an idol, so she might not even fart. It gon be k.

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>>72632325
>>72632448
Let’s say both you retards are correct that just means she normal weight

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>>72634871

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>>72634808
not wanting tattoos on herself isn't the same as not liking them in general. you should be able to remember some times she's talked about them I don't want to bother finding timestamps. gurame ass tattoo comes to mind

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>>72633613
>People
Schizos aren’t people

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>>72634611
timestamp. she doesn't have tattoos, she doesn't like tattoos. can't wait till the whole trend dies.

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>>72634649
she has it in a frame newfag, not as a tattoo.

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>>72635071
Yeah, I'm not one of the anons who said she hated them and the people that have them, but I'm convinced she doesn't want one herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635148
If you watched streams & also did you reps, you would know what a four leaf clover means to her

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Gura told us on stream she used to like drawing on herself, since apparently some people didn't watch streams to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635064
kino

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>>72634776
this is what reading japanese is like because they don't use spaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635252
You've never bothered trying to learn Japanese have you? Idiot. Dumber than Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72634885
If Gura used a kitty litter box, I'd eat her kitty litter sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72634952
Bit further to go for me, but I lost 1 gura of weight in the last 9 months. Hitting a bit of a wall, gotta push harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635284
Baka please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72620352
gabby get off my fuckin desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635148
How will people prove themselves to be individuals if they don’t get tattoos that other people have gotten, proving they are individuals?

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>>72635199
Yeah, because liking something that much that she framed it when she found her first 4 leaf, there is no way she would want to immortalize that, right? And also, are you retarded? Do you think it breaks some physics law to have it both framed AND a tattoo of it? Idiot

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>>72635054
Gonna need more than that. Take the 3 day and cough up the goods. It's easter weekend anyway, take the weekend off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635404
A lot of people want to fuck gabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635224
I know about the 4 leaf clover she found, doesn't mean she has it as a tattoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635284
i'm only 6 months in on doing serious reps, go easy man. shit's fuckin hard.

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>>72635429
Find it yourself (i obviously can't link to it here retard), i downloaded the video, but there is only one place that Gura showed her hands on a regular basis...fucking spoonfeeding it right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635425
Post proof, and not a 200 pixel image made for ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635460
Gabby is Gura dumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635631
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635587
you can link it here, just enjoy your 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635425
why do you have a tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635631
You can’t keep saying this without elaborating more you FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635680
Gura is a shapeshifter and uses her Atlantean magics to turn into Gabby and live a double life.

[Anonymous No.]

Always funny how she's always conveniently lying when it fits their retarded narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635725
Sugoi! The lore deepens

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635725
Double retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635054
Tatoo haters in shambles luckily I don't care either way

[Anonymous No.]

Look he's replying to himself now, cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok now that we’ve once and for all settled the tattoo debate, can we please focus our attention on the hairy pucci situation.

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>>72636073

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>>72635986
Look this one is talking to himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>72635054
nah there's nothing there see? debate won.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried the skittles gummies and the starbursts gummies and they both fucking sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

If I were to cum in your ass, how would you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636241
Of course they did. Starbursts and Skittles fucking suck in normal form. Gummyness isn't going to make them better. Now go eat some chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636241
Girls have different palettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636394
All I have is black tea and porridge at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636429
I said that because I want chocolate. All I have is hot chocolate and I don't feel like making it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72634952
>new ip
>dogshit post
every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636466
last time i ate chocolate i had a shit volcano the next day. got easter eggs in the fridge that are not gonna be eaten because i don't want shit volcano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636466
Make some hot chocolate and put a bunch of marsh mellows in it

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up from a nap and what the fuck are you doing now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636574
you think I have marshmallows????

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636510
How do you check IPs when they are hidden now?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the magic feeling of staying up late on a Saturday night, that I used to get. Do you guys remember that feeling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636741
Good point. Only women buy that kind of garbage for cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636791
It's the only day that I can stay up late playing video games or go out for a drink, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636791
I haven't felt anything in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636791
I remember having a bedtime. My mom would yell at me for reading in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636510
Don't care, didn't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72636985
I wanted to ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637039
Ask me about my wiener

[Anonymous No.]

I think of gura squeezing her squishmallow and I get all happy inside.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh right I forgot it's Easter this weekend. She's talked about how she loves the colors most this holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637097
what butcher did you get it from?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura
Wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637179
Easter is easily one of the worst holidays, hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637179
>>72637249
Will she wish us happy Easter since it's her favourite holiday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637249
Easter is good because I get to see my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637354
Bahumbug

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637354
same desu my grandma always cooks a huge feast on these holidays, I'm really looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of colors does she like that are common with Easter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637711
Trix yogurt colors, if you’re familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72637097
Roasted wieners or grill wieners?

[Anonymous No.]